DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/23/2005    Duedate: 08/05/2005

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 152

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VALERIAN
SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633)
(82-17255) [11-2-0,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VALERIAN                       DEATH BY NPC
SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633)      THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)
(82-17255) [11-2-0,145]        (82-20688) [5-3-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

12A 7D                         NUTRITION
B5 2 (4316)                    SUPERIOR FORCES 5402 (5733)
(82-26666) [13-25-0,64]        (82-34798) [1-3-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

12/19/04A (5398)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633)     69 
2. ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)        30 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633)
3. THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)       30    Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION 0305 (3013)       28 
5. TIS THE SEASON (5366)         21 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)  4   0  0 100.   1/ 9*12/19/04A (5398)          4  2 0
 2/ 4*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997)  3   0  1 100.   2/10*WOTB A50 (5864)           3  1 0
 3- 2*HOOK IT UP (5962)          3   0  0 100.   3/ 2*PERRY COUNTY (5948)       3  5 0
 4- 5*UGLIES (3304)              2   0  1 100.   4/61*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997) 2  0 1
 5/10*MY FAMILY (5797)           2   0  0 100.   5/64*MY FAMILY (5797)          2  0 0
 6- 6*FIRST IN LINE (5546)       2   0  0 100.   6-38*WOTB A67 (5876)           2  0 0
 7/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)   2   0  0 100.   7- 8*WOTB A26 (5913)           2  0 0
 8/ 0*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)    2   0  0 100.   8-20*FIRST IN LINE (5546)      2  0 0
 9- 7*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)     2   0  0 100.   9- 5 12:35 AM (4634)           2  0 0
10- 8*THE BROTHERHOOD 49 (4530)  2   0  0 100.  10-45 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    2  0 0
11- 9*WILD GHOULS (3203)         2   0  0 100.  11-27*THE BROTHERHOOD 49 (4530) 2  0 0
12/ 0*MY DEAD GUYS 3 (6072)      1   0  0 100.  00/100*OVERHYPED (4535)          2  0 0
13/ 0*SCARY BEEF (6073)          1   0  0 100.  13-30*WILD GHOULS (3203)        2  0 0
14/ 0*TOONZ (6071)               1   0  0 100.  14- 6*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3392) 2  0 0
15-12*SKULL BONES (4797)         1   0  0 100.  14/114 SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921) 2  0 0
16-11*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)    1   0  0 100.  16-32 LOCAL TOWNSHIP (1647)     2  0 0
17/ 0*ALMOST V (4106)            1   0  0 100.  17/82*1990 RAIDERS (1934)       2  0 0
18-13*DARK LORDS (3201)          1   0  0 100.  18-33 ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-16*IN MEMORIUM (4875)         7   1  0 87.5  19-54 GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  2  0 0
20/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633) 11   2  0 84.6  20/94*121604C (5373)            2  1 0
21-19*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873)  5   1  1 83.3  21-44*COLOR TUNES (5502)        2  1 0
22-20*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001)  5   1  1 83.3  22/42 BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  2  1 0
23-22 12:35 AM (4634)           14   3  0 82.4  23/ 3 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        2  1 0
24-23 11405G (5522)              9   2  0 81.8  24/36*TIS THE SEASON (5366)     2  1 0
25-24 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)     8   2  0 80.0  25/95*121604I (5379)            2  1 0
26-25*WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567)  4   1  1 80.0  26/48*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 2  1 0
27-28*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3392)  4   1  0 80.0  26/126*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2947) 2  1 0
28-27*WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522)  4   1  0 80.0  28/ 7 WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966) 2  1 0
29/ 0 DINO DUDES II (1263)       9   3  0 75.0  27/127 INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   2  1 0
30/36*1990 RAIDERS (1934)        6   2  0 75.0  28/128 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  1 0
31-31*WOTB A17 (5921)            3   1  0 75.0  31- 1 SLOW MOTION (4857)        2  2 0
32/ 0*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)      3   1  0 75.0  32/12 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     2  2 0
33/45*OVERHYPED (4535)           3   1  0 75.0  33-13*WASH OF PAIN (3202)       2  3 0
34-34*WOTB A26 (5913)            5   2  1 71.4  34-11 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       2  3 0
35-35*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599)  5   2  0 71.4  35/59*OFF-COLOR (5839)          2  5 0
36-37 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 12   5  2 70.6  36-15 NEVERWAKE (4015)          2  6 0
37/29 WAY OF THE BLADE D (2966)  7   3  1 70.0  37-18 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (4365) 1  0 1
38-38 SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     14   7  0 66.7  38-62*UGLIES (3304)             1  0 1
39/30*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3157)  6   3  0 66.7  39-88*DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  0 0
40-40*WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3593)  4   2  1 66.7  40/ 0*MY DEAD GUYS 3 (6072)     1  0 0
41/32*12/19/04A (5398)           4   2  0 66.7  41/ 0*SCARY BEEF (6073)         1  0 0
42-44*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5834)  2   1  0 66.7  42-87*DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    1  0 0
07/107*121604C (5373)             2   1  0 66.7  43-19*HOOK IT UP (5962)         1  0 0
08/108*121604I (5379)             2   1  0 66.7  44/ 0*TOONZ (6071)              1  0 0
45/ 0*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198)  2   1  0 66.7  45/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  1  0 0
46-47*THE BROTHERHOOD 33 (2478)  2   1  0 66.7  46-25 11405G (5522)             1  0 0
47/ 0 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    11   6  2 64.7  47-17*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 1  0 0
48-49 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  11   6  0 64.7  48/ 0*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     1  0 0
49/61 INQUISITION 0305 (3013)    9   5  0 64.3  49-22*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    1  0 0
50-50 10/24/04-F (5236)          7   4  1 63.6  50-23 10/24/04-C (5233)         1  0 0
51-51 LOCAL TOWNSHIP (1647)      7   4  1 63.6  51-91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 1  0 0
52-52*COLOR TUNES (5502)         7   4  0 63.6  52-69*SKULL BONES (4797)        1  0 0
53/ 0 SANDY TOO (2874)          12   7  1 63.2  53-96*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 40 (5422) 1  0 0
54-53 NOSEY (4239)              12   7  0 63.2  54-24*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427) 1  0 0
55-55 SESAME STAPH (4258)       10   6  0 62.5  55- 4 LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5432)   1  0 0
56/74*TIS THE SEASON (5366)      5   3  2 62.5  56-21*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 1  0 0
57-56*DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     5   3  0 62.5  57-71*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   1  0 0
58/62 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     18  11  0 62.1  58-26 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    1  0 0
59/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2H (780)  42  26  2 61.8  59/ 0*ALMOST V (4106)           1  0 0
60/58 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 28  18  0 60.9  60/ 0*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   1  0 0
61/59 NUTS (4226)               18  12  0 60.0  61-72*SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    1  0 0
62/54 BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        15  10  1 60.0  01-101 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 1  0 0
63-63 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)  9   6  0 60.0  63/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    1  0 0
64/96*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709)  3   2  0 60.0  64/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 1  0 0
65-65*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)        3   2  0 60.0  65/ 0*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 1  0 0
66-66*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 40 (5422)  3   2  0 60.0  66-75*DARK LORDS (3201)         1  0 0
67-67*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425)  3   2  0 60.0  67/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   1  0 0
68-68*GOLDEN ROBES (3233)        3   2  0 60.0  04-104*WAY OF THE BLADE P (3347) 1  0 0
69-69*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3527)  3   2  0 60.0  69-28*WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 1  0 0
70/80 SUPERIOR FORCES 43 (2921)  7   5  1 58.3  09-109*WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567) 1  0 0
71-72 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 11   8  0 57.9  10-110*WAY OF THE BLADE T (3579) 1  0 0
72-75*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427)  4   3  1 57.1  72-29*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599) 1  0 0
73/92*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771)  4   3  1 57.1  12-112*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606) 1  0 0
74-76*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3382)  4   3  1 57.1  74/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633) 1  0 0
75-77*WAY OF THE BLADE T (3579)  4   3  0 57.1  75-31 SUPERIOR FORCES 13 (2826) 1  0 0
76/70 NAMES? (4632)             21  16  0 56.8  76/ 0 SANDY TOO (2874)          1  0 0
77-78 ADVERBS II (4224)          9   7  1 56.2  77/ 0 DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  0 0
78/57*INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  5   4  0 55.6  78/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 2H (780)  1  0 0
79/91*WAY OF THE BLADE B (2947)  5   4  0 55.6  18-118 HATE ME (29)              1  0 0
80-79 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     11   9  1 55.0  80-37*WOTB A70 (5861)           1  1 0
81-81 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  6   5  0 54.5  20-120*WOTB A76 (5870)           1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-82 EMPTY TANKARD (1646)       6   5  0 54.5  82/89*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709) 1  1 0
83/87 BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)   7   6  0 53.8  83-35*WOTB A65 (5878)           1  1 0
84-83*NO POTENTIAL (3637)        8   7  1 53.3  84-39*WOTB A49 (5892)           1  1 0
85/ 0 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  10   9  1 52.6  85-55*WOTB A45 (5896)           1  1 0
86-84 LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5432)   11  10  0 52.4  86-90*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       1  1 0
87/85 ON A WHIM (301)          108 102  3 51.4  87-40*WOTB A17 (5921)           1  1 0
88/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)    6   6  0 50.0  88-43*YOU JANE (5054)           1  1 0
89-88 GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)   6   6  0 50.0  89-99*SKELETON CREW (4798)      1  1 0
18/118*WOTB A50 (5864)            5   5  0 50.0  90-98*PARTS IS PARTS (4793)     1  1 0
91-89 10/24/04-C (5233)          5   5  0 50.0  91-57*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  1  1 0
92-90 ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)   5   5  0 50.0  24-124 ADVERBS II (4224)         1  1 0
93/64*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  3   3  2 50.0  93-47 NOSEY (4239)              1  1 0
94-94*WOTB A70 (5861)            3   3  0 50.0  42/142*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771) 1  1 0
95/43*PERFECTION QUEST 4 (5960)  2   2  1 50.0  77/177*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  1  1 0
96-95*DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)     2   2  0 50.0  03-103*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    1  1 0
97-97*WOTB A53 (5889)            2   2  0 50.0  11-111*STONERS OF OLD 2 (3232)   1  1 0
98-98*DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     2   2  0 50.0  02-102*GOLDEN ROBES (3233)       1  1 0
00-100*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)     2   2  0 50.0  99-49 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177) 1  1 0
01-101*DARK TOADS 032 (3507)      2   2  0 50.0  13-113*THE BROTHERHOOD 33 (2478) 1  1 0
04-104*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)        1   1  0 50.0  01-52 SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     1  1 0
09-109*SKELETON CREW (4798)       1   1  0 50.0  02-53 EMPTY TANKARD (1646)      1  1 0
05-105*PARTS IS PARTS (4793)      1   1  0 50.0  15/115 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  1 0
04/ 0*AT THE ZOO (4470)          1   1  0 50.0  16-116 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     1  1 0
10-110*STONERS OF OLD 2 (3232)    1   1  0 50.0  05/34*PERFECTION QUEST 4 (5960) 1  2 0
11-111 CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        11  12  1 47.8  21/121*HARD TARGET (5961)        1  2 0
12-112 CYBERTEASE (1851)         10  11  0 47.6  07/41*A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)    1  2 0
13-113 HATE ME (29)               8   9  0 47.1  23-123*ANIMAL DOMAIN (4795)      1  2 0
14-114 LUNCHABLES (840)          43  49  1 46.7  37/137 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     1  2 0
15-115*FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)       5   6  0 45.5  25/125 NUTS (4226)               1  2 0
17-117*WOTB A45 (5896)            4   5  1 44.4  11/46 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  2 0
21-121 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)        9  12  1 42.9  39/139 C. U. LATER (2674)        1  2 0
22-122*WAY OF THE BLADE O (3363)  3   4  1 42.9  13/50*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3157) 1  2 0
23-123*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606)  3   4  1 42.9  14/51 ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         1  2 0
24-124*WOTB A49 (5892)            3   4  0 42.9  29/129 HACKING COUGH (1293)      1  2 0
16/86*SHARON STUFF (5362)        8  11  0 42.1  16/56 ON A WHIM (301)           1  2 0
25-125 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)   5   7  1 41.7  17-58 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  3 0
27/127 HACKING COUGH (1293)      17  25  2 40.5  18/93*SHARON STUFF (5362)       1  4 0
28-128 POWER PLAY (4037)         18  27  0 40.0  19/14*ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    1  8 0
35-135*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522)  2   3  0 40.0  32-132*SLAP SHOT (4036)          0  4 0
37-137*WAY OF THE BLADE P (3347)  2   3  0 40.0  38/138 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
45/145 C. U. LATER (2674)        14  22  0 38.9  36/136 NAMES? (4632)             0  3 0
39-139*EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  11  18  0 37.9  19-119*WOTB A53 (5889)           0  2 0
40-140 NEVERWAKE (4015)          12  20  2 37.5  31-131*WOTB A24 (5915)           0  2 0
38/138 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)      9  15  3 37.5  34-134*WOTB A21 (5917)           0  2 0
42-142*WOTB A65 (5878)            3   5  1 37.5  26/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 0  2 0
43-143*YOU JANE (5054)            3   5  0 37.5  35-135 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  0  2 0
33/133 ZEROOOOOOO (2379)          4   7  1 36.4  65/165*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 0  2 0
34/134*A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)     4   7  0 36.4  48-148*FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)      0  2 0
49/149 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    13  23  0 36.1  30-130 LUNCHABLES (840)          0  2 0
46/146 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    119 214  4 35.7  31-86*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5834) 0  1 0
50/150*PERRY COUNTY (5948)        5   9  1 35.7  52-152*030305N (5678)            0  1 0
48-148 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)     8  15  0 34.8  33-133*WOTB A85 (5847)           0  1 0
47/147 B5 2 (4316)               13  25  0 34.2  56/156*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
51-151*SLAP SHOT (4036)           4   8  0 33.3  40-140*<INSERT TEAM HERE> (5532) 0  1 0
52-152*WOTB A24 (5915)            3   6  1 33.3  67/167*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 0  1 0
53-153*WOTB A76 (5870)            2   4  0 33.3  62-162*IN MEMORIUM (4875)        0  1 0
38/ 0*LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940)  2   4  0 33.3  38-97*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425) 0  1 0
54-154*WAY OF THE BLADE N (3370)  2   4  0 33.3  39/ 0*BLADES OF DEATH (4902)    0  1 0
58-158*ANIMAL DOMAIN (4795)       1   2  0 33.3  40-92 10/24/04-F (5236)         0  1 0
41/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)  1   2  0 33.3  41/ 0*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
06/106*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  1   2  0 33.3  42/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 0  1 0
43/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     1   2  0 33.3  57-157*THE BROTHERHOOD 32 (4976) 0  1 0
59-159 A UNIT X (116)             9  19  2 32.1  59-159*BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
62-162*030305N (5678)             2   5  0 28.6  66-166*PARTS 2 PARTS (4796)      0  1 0
61-161*WOTB A67 (5876)            2   5  0 28.6  63-163*PARTS IS PARTS - 2 (4794) 0  1 0
63-163*WASH OF PAIN (3202)        4  12  1 25.0  70-170 SESAME STAPH (4258)       0  1 0
55/155*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  1   3  0 25.0  43-143 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  0  1 0
56/156*HARD TARGET (5961)         1   3  0 25.0  49/ 0*AT THE ZOO (4470)         0  1 0
74/174*PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)   1   3  0 25.0  69-169*THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 0  1 0
65-165 ENIGMA 16 (2340)           9  28  1 24.3  47-147*DARK TOADS 032 (3507)     0  1 0
66-166 DYSLEXICS UNTIE! I (3177)  4  13  0 23.5  08-108*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3527) 0  1 0
60/160*ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)     4  14  0 22.2  46-146*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3382) 0  1 0
67-167*<INSERT TEAM HERE> (5532)  2   7  0 22.2  05-105*WAY OF THE BLADE O (3363) 0  1 0
64/164*OFF-COLOR (5839)           3  11  0 21.4  44-144*WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3593) 0  1 0
68-168 SLOW MOTION (4857)         7  28  1 20.0  56/ 0 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  0  1 0
69-169*THE BROTHERHOOD 50 (2760)  1   4  0 20.0  45-145*WAY OF THE BLADE Z (3512) 0  1 0
70-170*WAY OF THE BLADE Z (3512)  1   6  0 14.3  72-172*NO POTENTIAL (3637)       0  1 0
71-171*WOTB A85 (5847)            1   7  0 12.5  06-106*WAY OF THE BLADE N (3370) 0  1 0
73-173*WOTB A21 (5917)            0   4  0  0.0  49-149*THE BROTHERHOOD 50 (2760) 0  1 0
78-178*THE BROTHERHOOD 32 (4976)  0   1  0  0.0  61/ 0 FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    0  1 0
62/ 0*BLADES OF DEATH (4902)     0   1  0  0.0  79-179 CYBERTEASE (1851)         0  1 0
77-177*PARTS IS PARTS - 2 (4794)  0   1  0  0.0  50-150 ENIGMA 16 (2340)          0  1 0
79-179*PARTS 2 PARTS (4796)       0   1  0  0.0  17-117 CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        0  1 0
65/ 0*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  0   1  0  0.0  80-180 A UNIT X (116)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, SLOW MOTION, since 12/19/04A 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Swinging Aardvark and join SUPERIOR FORCES 7407's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  4th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for MY FAMILY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark 
and join OVERHYPED's celebration over their good record this turn.  12th place, not 
bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for SUPERIOR FORCES 4301's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join 1990 RAIDERS' celebration 
over their good record this turn.  17th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying drinks for 121604C's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  
A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join BLADE BROTHERS 12's celebration over their good record this turn.  
22nd place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for BLAH TEAM 
9, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 20 into 23rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  If 
The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for TIS THE SEASON's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join 121604I's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  25th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks 
for INQUISITION PHL0306's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark 
and join WAY OF THE BLADE B8's celebration over their good record this turn.  27th 
place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  WAY OF THE BLADE D7 has fallen to 
28th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for INQUISITION 0305's good turn, I'm afraid the place will 
be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Swinging Aardvark and join NOTHING BUT DIP's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  30th place, not bad.  Look out below!  OUTA THIS WORLD is on the way 
down, falling to 32nd from 12th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Swinging Aardvark 
is buying drinks for OFF-COLOR's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 0-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join SUPERIOR FORCES 3402's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  94th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for 
PATTAYALAND SOI 2's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and 
join SUPERIOR FORCES 3201's celebration over their good record this turn.  103rd 
place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for PERFECTION QUEST 
4 I, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 71 into 105th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  
If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for HARD TARGET's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good 
to be true!  A TOUCH OF EVIL has fallen to 107th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  
Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join 
WORK WITH THIS' celebration over their good record this turn.  109th place, not bad.  
If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for NUTS' good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good 
day, so I feel sorry for SWEET NOTHINGS, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 65 into 111th.  
Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join C. U. LATER's celebration over their good record this turn.  112th 
place, not bad.  Look out below!  WAY OF THE SWORD A5 is on the way down, falling to 
113th from 50th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  
ZEROOOOOOO has fallen to 114th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging 
now?  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for HACKING COUGH's good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, 
I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for ON A WHIM, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 60 
into 116th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  SHARON STUFF is 
on the way down, falling to 118th from 93rd with a 0-3-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is 
too good to be true!  ANOTHER PLACE 2 has fallen to 119th place after going 0-4-0 
this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join B5 2's celebration over their good record this turn.  121st place, 
not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for NAMES?'s good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 0418's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  128th place, not bad.  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for SUPERIOR FORCES 5402's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Swinging Aardvark and join SUPERIOR FORCES 706's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  136th place, not bad.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see VALERIAN win a fight and gain 69 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DEATH BY NPC beat A 
BOY NAMED SUE and A BOY NAMED SUE lost 27 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, BEDTIME has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as VALERIAN takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. 
Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  
Where do they get this stuff?  From DWES EG's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  HACKING COUGH was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like WORK WITH THIS avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  UBER GOOBER was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, NOBODY EVER 
EXPECTS challenged up 32 to take on UBER GOOBER of NUTS.  Well, ok, the upstart knave 
(where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 28 points to boot!  Ha ha 
ha, UBER GOOBER.  I guess I can give a little credit to 12A 7D of B5 2 for 
challenging up by 20 to CULINARY.  12A 7D lost to get 64 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DWES EG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Three down, and one turn to go for 12/19/04J to call in the 
bloodfeud against MISTLETOE, else YELLOW BRICK TOAD is but small history.  Titanium 
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of 
weapons?   
     What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of DWES EG.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VALERIAN 17255               11   2    145         SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEDTIME 28461                14   3    126         12:35 AM (4634)           
 PSYCHO BITCH 18670           12   7  1 113         SANDY TOO (2874)          
 HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649         9   3    106         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
 UBER GOOBER 26198            18  12    104         NUTS (4226)               
 NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464     9   4    102         INQUISITION 0305 (3013)   
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131         17  10     99         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 DEATH BY NPC 20688            5   3     99         THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   
-MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366      10   6     98         SESAME STAPH (4258)       
-DEMON CARD 11295             12   3     97         SACRED SCEPTRE (1643)     
-NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893       8   5     97         LEGENDS OF IDAHO (5432)   
-MEMPHIS 29598                 8   5     96         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
-NEUTRINO 2393                15  24     95         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 SERENITY 5670                12   6     92         SUPERIOR FORCES 2H (780)  
-TEEVELLA 24954                8   2     91         KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)    
-LIONHEAD 11317                7   4  1  91         LOCAL TOWNSHIP (1647)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY SELDON 18333           11   6  2  90         FOUNDATION ARMY (2818)    
-??RADAR?? 20310               4  13     90         DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (3177)
 A BOY NAMED SUE 29323        15  10  1  86         BLAH TEAM 9 (4782)        
 CULINARY 17479               14  22     86         C. U. LATER (2674)        
 SEX CAMEL 25548               9  15  3  86         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 DEADLA 20623                  7   5     86         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2263)
 MISTLETOE 32539               5   3  2  85         TIS THE SEASON (5366)     
-JUDICIOUSLY 27214             9   5  1  83         ADVERBS II (4224)         
-SHONTEY 26746                 8   4     82         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 NSIL 19180                    7   3  1  77         WAY OF THE BLADE D7 (2966)
 HOWIE LONG 13248              6   2     77         1990 RAIDERS (1934)       
 MUCOUS 10782                 10   8  1  76         HACKING COUGH (1293)      
-SNOTMONSTER 26261            12   7     75         NOSEY (4239)              
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449    9  15     74         NAMES? (4632)             
-TWIG 25226                   14  11     72         POWER PLAY (4037)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ILILIIIL 29803                5   1  1  66         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4873)
 12A 7D 26666                 13  25     64         B5 2 (4316)               
 NITH 20207                    6   3     64         WAY OF THE SWORD A5 (3157)
 KINGPIN 18948                 7   5  1  63         SUPERIOR FORCES 430 (2921)
-JADED FEMUR 15787             6   3     63         GEM SKULL SCEPTRE (2377)  
 LYRANOX 19084                 5   4     63         WAY OF THE BLADE B8 (2947)
-LAPTOP DANCE 20411           10  10     60         CYBERTEASE (1851)         
-VAN DER HEARTT 18376          7   7     60         SUPERIOR FORCES 130 (2826)
-ICEPICK 15785                 5   5     60         ICE STONE SCEPTRE (2376)  
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319        5   0     59         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-CLOUGH 21508                  4   1     58         WAY OF THE BLADE L7 (3392)
-SKEEZANK 6051                 8  21     57         LUNCHABLES (840)          
-DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730         5   5     57         10/24/04-C (5233)         
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   5     57         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAKES 22204                   4   1     56         WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
 DESSERT 34664                 3   2     56         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5709)
 TWINKLE 30484                 3   0  1  53         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4997)
-OLD BILLFOLD 33418            9   2     51         11405G (5522)             
-ARTIST 32520                  5   3     51         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-ARMORED TOAD 164              7   5     50         HATE ME (29)              
 OPOSSUMS 21049                5   4     50         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 CHARLOTTE 29266               4   3  1  50         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4771)
 SUPER 8 23858                 6  13     49         ON A WHIM (301)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BACKLASH 30071                7   6     48         BLADE BROTHERS 12 (4924)  
-SILVER 30503                  5   1  1  47         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
-SCOOTER 29811                 7   1     46         IN MEMORIUM (4875)        
-GEORGE 31744                  7   4  1  44         10/24/04-F (5236)         
-JULIENNE 28026                6   5     44         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
-BELEOM 22488                  4   3     44         WAY OF THE BLADE T5 (3579)
-BOUNTY 11311                  5   5     43         EMPTY TANKARD (1646)      
 NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT 31130       3   1     43         HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     
-ME LUNGER 30789               3   5     43         YOU JANE (5054)           
-PRISONER 0083 31432           5   3     42         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
 KINETIX 30489                 3   3  2  42         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)
 OPEN UP, POLICE 25801         2   0     42         DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321       6   3     41         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 0X7 15796                     4   5  1  41         ZEROOOOOOO (2379)         
-DANG 33341                    6   2     39         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-RASCALLY RILLION 30091        5   7  1  39         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
-THAT'S ME 22831               4   5     39         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 FRENCH ONION 19623            4   5     39         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-HAYOMYS 35835                 4   0     38         WOTB A26 (5913)           
-MOSES 16782                   3   5     38         FAITHFUL FIVE (2549)      
-RABBIT CATCHER 32854          3   2     38         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425) 
 VORTEX 26352                  3   6     37         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-BANSAY 22426                  4   1  1  36         WAY OF THE BLADE W4 (3567)
 GUACAMOLE 19626               4   5     35         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-TORMENT 27825                 2   3     35         THE BROTHERHOOD 92 (4522) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOON 25204                    5   5     33         PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    
-MITERE 21455                  4   3  1  33         WAY OF THE SWORD AA (3382)
-AUGHURN 22624                 3   4  1  33         WAY OF THE BLADE R0 (3606)
-QUAUS 21282                   2   3     33         WAY OF THE BLADE P8 (3347)
-WARHAWK 25114                 5   4     32         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
-IRON BLITZ 20444              2   4     32         WASH OF PAIN (3202)       
-DELRAD 22586                  5   2     31         WAY OF THE BLADE R3 (3599)
-QARA 32833                    3   2     31         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 40 (5422) 
-BAGLIS 32863                  3   2     30         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427) 
 BUTCH 27889                   3   1     30         OVERHYPED (4535)          
 CLASSROOM 23971               1   3     30         PATTAYALAND SOI 2 (3824)  
-AVATAR 11170                  3   0     29         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
-ADGHA 22557                   4   2  1  28         WAY OF THE BLADE Q8 (3593)
-SNAKES!!! 36081               3   0     28         HOOK IT UP (5962)         
-NYEM 35725                    3   1     27         WOTB A49 (5892)           
-TAKON 159                     3   4     26         CLUB HAMMER 2 (28)        
-BILLY THE AXE 20447           2   4  1  26         WASH OF PAIN (3202)       
-ENDIU 35844                   2   2     26         WOTB A24 (5915)           
 MR SOUZA 29096                3   0     25         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
-TATTER SALAD 20457            2   2     25         FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    
-LERAD 35749                   3   1     24         WOTB A45 (5896)           
-PRISONER 0103 33733           2   2     24         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGDYN 35662                  3   1  1  23         WOTB A65 (5878)           
-TOAD 21032                    2   0  1  23         UGLIES (3304)             
 MAM 35208                     2   0     23         MY FAMILY (5797)          
 LUIM 35588                    3   1     22         WOTB A50 (5864)           
-FLESH CRAFTER 20609           3   1     22         GOLDEN ROBES (3233)       
 DERBY 36124                   2   2     22         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
 MASTER CHIEF 32603            2   1     22         121604I (5379)            
 ONE MAN ARMY 28261            1   2     22         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
-KECERU 22225                  3   2     21         WAY OF THE BLADE X5 (3527)
-SPONGE BOB 33627              3   2     21         BRAIN FOOD 8 (5563)       
-POOL HALL 36009               2   2  1  21         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-DEGRADATION 16377             2   1     21         THE BROTHERHOOD 33 (2478) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 0146 34114           2   2     21         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
-SHUCKS 33343                  4   4     20         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 HOBBIT FANCIER 20425          2   1     20         THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 
 HPNO 31002                    2   0     20         THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  
 CHIEF WETBLANKETS 36768       1   0     20         MY DEAD GUYS 3 (6072)     
-REPUGNANT 27864               2   0     19         THE BROTHERHOOD 49 (4530) 
-KORN 20448                    2   0     19         WILD GHOULS (3203)        
 FLATULENT NOBLE 25593         1   0     19         ALMOST V (4106)           
 SILLY SALLY 30150             1   2     19         LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 
 MAD COW 36774                 1   0     19         SCARY BEEF (6073)         
 BATMAN 36760                  1   0     19         TOONZ (6071)              
-ADIGHT 21399                  2   4     18         WAY OF THE BLADE N5 (3370)
-<INSERT STYLE HERE> 33471     2   4     18         <INSERT TEAM HERE> (5532) 
-UNDAN 35650                   2   2     18         WOTB A67 (5876)           
 NUTRITION 34798               1   3     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 THUNDERBIRD 30981             1   2     18         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 
 HOT RHINO LOVE 27500          1   1     18         AT THE ZOO (4470)         
-ENTRERI 35431                 2   1     17         SUPERIOR FORCES 542 (5834)
-REPULSION 18033               1   4     17         THE BROTHERHOOD 50 (2760) 
 HG 30999                      1   2     17         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
 SKILLFUL SCOTT 30152          1   2     17         LUROCIANS 25 FTF04 (4940) 
-OUTER BELIEVER 35412          1   3     17         SLOW MOTION (4857)        
-YOUDTUR 35575                 3   1     16         WOTB A70 (5861)           
 50% OFF 32661                 2   1     16         121604C (5373)            
-GROM HELLSCREAM 20445         0   4     16         WASH OF PAIN (3202)       
-NAKOG 35589                   2   2     15         WOTB A50 (5864)           
-SAMT 22152                    1   6     15         WAY OF THE BLADE Z4 (3512)
-ZUTURE SUTURE 29398           1   0     15         SKULL BONES (4797)        
-ELMO 33375                    1   0     15         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
-AARON AARDVARK 33541          2   0     14         FIRST IN LINE (5546)      
-ROBERT MATTHEWS 603           2   7     13         A UNIT X (116)            
-SLAG 36179                    1   1     13         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
-SLAP SHOT 34796               3   3     12         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 SALVATION 36073               2   2  1  12         PERFECTION QUEST 4  (5960)
-GRAPE APE 34889               1   1     12         BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       
 WAY TOO CUTE 32711            2   1     11         12/19/04A (5398)          
-MUMBAR LUMBAR 29375           1   1     11         PARTS IS PARTS (4793)     
-BLIND DOG 29388               1   0     11         ANIMAL DOMAIN (4795)      
-HINVER 35877                  3   1     10         WOTB A17 (5921)           
-MARCO POLO 26270              1   0     10         SPEED MERCHANTS (4241)    
 HURRY UP SLO DOWN 32710       2   1      9         12/19/04A (5398)          
-GIMLACK GRIZZLY 20438         1   0      9         DARK LORDS (3201)         
 NEAR DARK 35383               2   2      8         A TOUCH OF EVIL (4826)    
-BURET 35738                   2   2      8         WOTB A53 (5889)           
-HATTON 35620                  2   2      8         WOTB A76 (5870)           
-KANSAS CITY 35995             2   2      8         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
-CLAVICLE THRILLER 29401       1   1      8         SKELETON CREW (4798)      
 INDIGO 35465                  1   3      8         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
-BURNT ORANGE 35463            1   3      7         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
-BETRAYAL 30372                0   1      7         THE BROTHERHOOD 32 (4976) 
 SPITE 32413                   0   1      7         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
-NERVOUS COCHLEAR 29384        0   1      7         PARTS IS PARTS - 2 (4794) 
-TASAL NASAL 29391             0   1      7         PARTS 2 PARTS (4796)      
 PALE BLUE 36116               1   3      6         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
 SOLAR PLEXUS 36078            1   3      6         HARD TARGET (5961)        
 COTTON MILL 36125             1   3      6         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-KELLEY 22129                  0   2      6         DARK TOADS 032 (3507)     
-FANG 29387                    0   2      6         ANIMAL DOMAIN (4795)      
-HAYSEED-X-II 6122             1   2      5         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-ISSTAI 35856                  0   4      4         WOTB A21 (5917)           
-SAYIM 35504                   0   3      3         WOTB A85 (5847)           
-TOP SHELF 36623               0   1      1         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 DEADEST 29949                 0   1      1         BLADES OF DEATH (4902)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARKSWORD 36271               0   1      1         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
-FROZEN PUCK 36622             0   1      1         SLAP SHOT (4036)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YELLOW BRICK TO 32755   5  1 1 12/19/04J 5407       MISTLETOE 32539       149   
FT. SMITH 35997         2  3   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 SPYMASTER             152  NONE
GRAND RAPIDS 36620      0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 STONE GOLEM           152  NONE
MT. PLEASANT 36619      0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 SPYMASTER             152  NONE
YE OLD STUMP 36753      0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 BLACK ORC             152  NONE
PERCY QUIN 02 29456     2  3   ATTACKO/TCLONES 4809 QUIMBY 33379          148  NOT REVENGED
DRAT WON PRIMUS 24441   5  4   COME AGAIN? 3897     MISTLETOE 32539       148  NOT REVENGED
ZEN BEERE 25284         1  2   ENIGMA 16 2340       PEN TAGRAM 34662      149   
BLINK 31642             2  3   MIRKWOOD 5217        HOOK OF HAMATE 29407  149   
TREE HUGGER 35380       1  1   PHILANTHROPISTS 5791 POOL HALL 36009       149   
LUNACY 20583            0  1   SAVAGE VIRTUE 3228   ANGDYN 35662          149   
EXTREME MAKEOVE 32521   0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    MOUNTAIN TROLL        152  NONE
TELL CITY 32522         0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    SPYMASTER             152  NONE
TOO MANY ANTIQU 36755   0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    STONE GOLEM           152  NONE
MASTAKILLA 20603        1  1   STONERS OF OLD  3232 TOAD 21032            151   
CHAEELD 21360           3  4 1 WAY OF THE BLAD 3363 TWINKLE 30484         150   
USTH 22476              2  3   WAY OF THE BLAD 3577 SILVER 30503          149   
T'LOI 15935             5  5   WOMEN OF DUELMA 2405 ZEBRA 31553           148  NOT REVENGED
SUSTUST 35569           0  2   WOTB A72 5860        SALVATION 36073       149   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FT. SMITH was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOO MANY ANTIQUES was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
YE OLD STUMP was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRAND RAPIDS was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
EXTREME MAKEOVER was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
TELL CITY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MT. PLEASANT was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
NOBODY EVER EXPECTS overpowered UBER GOOBER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MISTLETOE overpowered NITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
12A 7D lost to CULINARY in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
DERBY savagely defeated HURRY UP SLO DOWN in a 7 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
SALVATION was defeated by CLASSROOM in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PSYCHO BITCH demolished DEADLA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARRY SELDON was unbelievably bested by YELLOW POST-IT in a 3 minute contest.
SEX CAMEL was overpowered by HEDKURK BUTBLSTR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
A BOY NAMED SUE was overpowered by DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! was devastated by HOWIE LONG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
NSIL was unbelievably bested by VALERIAN in a 2 minute Title brawl.
SERENITY outlasted MUCOUS in a tiresome 14 minute veteran's bout.
KINGPIN savagely defeated OPOSSUMS in a 3 minute gory match.
DESSERT handily defeated SUPER 8 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRENCH ONION was savagely defeated by TWINKLE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
CHILI CHEESE demolished KINETIX in a 2 minute uneven bout.
LYRANOX vanquished 0X7 in a 1 minute gory mismatched fray.
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS was subdued by NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT in a 2 minute fight.
VORTEX was overpowered by BACKLASH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHARLOTTE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory duel.
GUACAMOLE luckily beat THUNDERBIRD in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
SILLY SALLY was vanquished by BUTCH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SKILLFUL SCOTT was viciously subdued by MAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
HOT RHINO LOVE was beaten by MR SOUZA in a 2 minute fight.
OPEN UP, POLICE overpowered INDIGO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HG was overpowered by ONE MAN ARMY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HPNO overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOBBIT FANCIER overpowered SOLAR PLEXUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MASTER CHIEF luckily beat NUTRITION in a action packed 7 minute gory contest.
WAY TOO CUTE viciously subdued COTTON MILL in a 3 minute bloody novice's battle.
50% OFF beat NEAR DARK in a 3 minute novice's fray.
LUIM subdued SPITE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
PALE BLUE lost to FLATULENT NOBLE in a 4 minute bout.
MAD COW overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
BATMAN handily defeated DEADEST in a action packed 3 minute mismatched match.
CHIEF WETBLANKETS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY       87 -  72 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         STRIKING ATTACK  168 - 145 - 14      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK   226 - 229 - 12      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW       104 - 123 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   49 -  60 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  21 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  35 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  41 -  0      32  |

Turn 152 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 12                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      VALERIAN 17255             11   2  0  145 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (2633)
LUNGING ATTACK   PSYCHO BITCH 18670         12   7  1  113 SANDY TOO (2874)
STRIKING ATTACK  HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649       9   3  0  106 DINO DUDES II (1263)
TOTAL PARRY      UBER GOOBER 26198          18  12  0  104 NUTS (4226)
AIMED BLOW       NOBODY EVER EXPECTS 19464   9   4  0  102 INQUISITION 0305 (3013)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MISTLETOE 32539             5   3  2   85 TIS THE SEASON (5366)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 12A 7D 26666.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NUTRITION -30738.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARRY SELDON 18333, 
MAM -30328, THUNDERBIRD 30981, DEADEST 29949, CULINARY 17479, DERBY -29412, HOWIE 
LONG 13248, KINGPIN 18948, TWINKLE 30484, and MR SOUZA 29096.

The least popular fighter this week was SERENITY 5670.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MUCOUS 10782, HURRY UP SLO DOWN 32710, COTTON MILL -29411, SOLAR PLEXUS 
-29458, HG 30999, INDIGO -30071, SILLY SALLY 30150, VORTEX 26352, DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 
24321, and 0X7 15796.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

VALERIAN (82-17255) SUPERIOR FORCES IS