DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/26/2005    Duedate: 12/09/2005

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 161

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              THE DORK ONE
                               BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)
                               (82-28222) [9-0-0,102]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

12A 7D                         DEXTERA
B5 2 (4316)                    KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
(82-26666) [16-30-0,78]        (82-37305) [2-1-0,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SLAP SHOT (4036)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)     30 
2. H.F.C. (5360)                 25    TIME WASTERS (5754)
3. MORE PLACES (5777)            21    Unchartered Team
4. SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)       20 
5. BEEN THERE (5713)             20    BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)   9   0  0 100.   1/ 2 SLAP SHOT (4036)          6  4 0
 2- 2*WICKED TWO (6200)          5   0  0 100.   2/ 1 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       5  4 0
 3/ 8*SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)      3   0  0 100.   3/ 3 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          4  1 0
 4/11*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     2   0  1 100.   4/20*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   3  0 0
 5/13*COOL GAMES (6418)          2   0  0 100.   5/16 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 3  0 0
 6- 6*LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)     2   0  0 100.   6/ 8*BEER 3 (2018)             3  0 0
 7/15*WINTER WOLVES (6360)       2   0  0 100.   7/ 9 HACKING COUGH (1293)      3  0 0
 8/16*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)   2   0  0 100.   8/27 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          3  5 1
 9/17*ARCANE ARCHES (5810)       2   0  0 100.   9/12 POWER PLAY (4037)         3  6 0
10- 9*DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)     2   0  0 100.  10/28*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    2  0 1
11/24*OCT 2004 14 (5281)         2   0  0 100.  11-13*LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)    2  0 0
12/ 0*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       1   0  0 100.  12/34*COOL GAMES (6418)         2  0 0
13/ 0*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)     1   0  0 100.  13/36*SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)     2  0 0
14/ 0*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    1   0  0 100.  14/14 TIME WASTERS (5754)       2  0 0
15/ 0*COLORING (5947)            1   0  0 100.  15/41*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  2  0 0
16-19*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)     1   0  0 100.  16/42*ARCANE ARCHES (5810)      2  0 0
17-20*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     1   0  0 100.  17/47*WINTER WOLVES (6360)      2  0 0
18/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048)  1   0  0 100.  18-15*DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*WOW (6113)                 1   0  0 100.  19/57 COLD (4959)               2  0 0
20-22*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     1   0  0 100.  20/59*OCT 2004 14 (5281)        2  0 0
21-21*TOADS OF LUROC (6221)      1   0  0 100.  21/64*12/19/04F (5403)          2  0 0
22/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         1   0  0 100.  22/66*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        2  0 0
23-23*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)  1   0  0 100.  23/72*BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  2  0 0
24-25*LUROCIAN TC (5349)         1   0  0 100.  24-24 WAY OF THE BLADE B (2947) 2  0 0
25-26*LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)        1   0  0 100.  25/97*BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)      2  1 0
26/ 0*MID-LIFE (4267)            1   0  0 100.  26/86*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    2  1 0
27/ 0*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)    1   0  0 100.  27/ 6 OCT 2004 11 (5183)        2  1 0
28/30*121604Q (5387)             6   1  0 85.7  28/22 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 2  1 0
29/33*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         5   1  0 83.3  29/ 7*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       2  1 0
30/ 0*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)    5   1  0 83.3  30/25 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   2  1 0
31/28*MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        7   2  1 77.8  31/26 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   2  1 0
32/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  7   2  0 77.8  32/11*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  2  2 0
33-36*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     6   2  0 75.0  33/99*MOVIN' ON (6326)          2  3 0
34/39 TIME WASTERS (5754)        8   3  1 72.7  34/10 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  3 0
35/46*12/19/04F (5403)           5   2  0 71.4  35- 5 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  2  5 0
36/38 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765)  8   4  1 66.7  29/129*THAT TEAM V (6379)        1  0 0
37/97*THAT TEAM V (6379)         2   1  0 66.7  37/ 0*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  0 0
38/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  2   1  0 66.7  38-32*NUCLEAR ABANDON (6513)    1  0 0
02/102*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)     2   1  0 66.7  39/ 0*WOW (6113)                1  0 0
40/ 0*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)   2   1  0 66.7  40-43*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    1  0 0
41-51 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934)  7   4  1 63.6  41/ 0*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   1  0 0
42/57 COLD (4959)                7   4  0 63.6  42-45*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    1  0 0
43-53 WAY OF THE BLADE B (2947) 10   6  1 62.5  43-89*DUNGEON CELL 43 (5954)    1  0 0
44/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 10   6  0 62.5  44/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 1  0 0
45-54*4 LETTER BEER (5196)       5   3  0 62.5  45-46*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    1  0 0
46/61 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  8   5  1 61.5  46/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 1  0 0
47/50 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 11   7  1 61.1  47/ 0*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  1  0 0
48-56 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (6536) 57  38  3 60.0  48-53*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    1  0 0
49/66 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)    9   6  1 60.0  49/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 1  0 0
50/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  6   4  1 60.0  50-49*WICKED TWO (6200)         1  0 0
51/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)  3   2  2 60.0  51-50*TOADS OF LUROC (6221)     1  0 0
52-58*DUNGEON CELL 43 (5954)     3   2  0 60.0  52/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  0 0
53/93*BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)       3   2  0 60.0  53/ 0*COLORING (5947)           1  0 0
54-59*JULY 2004 (4728)           3   2  0 60.0  54/ 0*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    1  0 0
55-60 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     13   9  1 59.1  55/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 1  0 0
56/ 0*COLOR TUNES (5502)        11   8  0 57.9  56-56*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 1  0 0
57/64 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          16  12  0 57.1  57-91 YOU JANE (5054)           1  0 0
58-65 WOTB A26 (5913)            8   6  1 57.1  58-58 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 1  0 0
59/90*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)   4   3  0 57.1  59-60*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 1  0 0
60/85*BEER 3 (2018)              5   4  1 55.6  60-61*LUROCIAN TC (5349)        1  0 0
61/89*APR 2002 7 (2216)          5   4  0 55.6  61-62*LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)       1  0 0
62/ 0 GWAR (1021)              103  84  9 55.1  62/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 1  0 0
63-69 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)     6   5  0 54.5  63/ 0*MID-LIFE (4267)           1  0 0
64/62 10/24/04-F (5236)          7   6  1 53.8  64-18 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 1  0 0
65/63 OCT 2004 11 (5183)         7   6  0 53.8  65-65*JULY 2004 (4728)          1  0 0
66/82 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  8   7  0 53.3  66-81*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   1  0 0
67/73 SLAP SHOT (4036)          25  22  1 53.2  67-19 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934) 1  0 0
68/67*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)      9   8  1 52.9  68/ 0*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   1  0 0
69/71 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     20  18  0 52.6  69/ 0*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   1  0 0
70-72 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  10   9  1 52.6  70-84 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     1  0 0
71/68 EX-PHILLIS (5190)         10   9  0 52.6  71/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  1 1
72-75*NUCLEAR ABANDON (6513)    14  13  1 51.9  34/134*DATING A FROG (6015)      1  1 1
73-79 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 73  71  6 50.7  20/120*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 1  1 0
74/77 NAMES? (4632)             23  23  0 50.0  27/127*I'M A MUPPET (6503)       1  1 0
75-80 LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 10  10  0 50.0  75-21 WOTB A26 (5913)           1  1 0
76/ 0 NO POTENTIAL (3637)        8   8  1 50.0  76-88*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    1  1 0
77-81 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199)  7   7  1 50.0  77/38*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        1  1 0
78-83 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613)  6   6  2 50.0  78-98 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  1 0
79/ 0*H.F.C. (5360)              5   5  0 50.0  79/54*CAIN'S ANGELS (6351)      1  1 0
80-86*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461)  4   4  0 50.0  80/ 0*COLOR TUNES (5502)        1  1 0
81-88*NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)    4   4  0 50.0  16/116 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/48*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392)  2   2  0 50.0  82/17 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  1 0
72/172*DATING A FROG (6015)       1   1  1 50.0  83/ 0*H.F.C. (5360)             1  1 0
64/164*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  1   1  0 50.0  53/153*121604Q (5387)            1  1 0
68/168*I'M A MUPPET (6503)        1   1  0 50.0  85/93 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  1 0
86/14*CAIN'S ANGELS (6351)       1   1  0 50.0  86-94*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 1  1 0
87/ 0*TEMPE -05 (5575)           1   1  0 50.0  72/172*APR 2002 7 (2216)         1  1 0
88/18*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         1   1  0 50.0  88/ 0*MORE PLACES (5777)        1  2 0
89-99*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)     1   1  0 50.0  01/101 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     1  2 0
05-105*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  1   1  0 50.0  90/23*BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        1  2 0
91/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  1   1  0 50.0  03/103 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
06-106*JGW IMAGES & DREAM (6514) 20  21  1 48.8  04/104*NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  2 0
93/74 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          13  14  0 48.1  05/105*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       1  3 0
09-109 DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     7   8  0 46.7  94/ 4*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     1  4 0
08-108 YOU JANE (5054)            7   8  0 46.7  02/102 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
14/114 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       26  30  1 46.4  08/108 NAMES? (4632)             0  3 0
12-112 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     5   6  0 45.5  09/109*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 0  3 0
13-113 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522)  5   6  0 45.5  76/176 A UNIT X (116)            0  3 0
07/107 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  8  10  0 44.4  06-106 MY BRAIN ON CHLORI (6536) 0  2 0
26/126*NUMBERS 11 (2726)          4   5  0 44.4  24/124*SPACE WOLVES (6365)       0  2 0
16/116 HACKING COUGH (1293)      22  29  2 43.1  25/125*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       0  2 0
15-115*APR 2004B (4465)           3   4  0 42.9  26/126*I KNEW IT! (6501)         0  2 0
03/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       3   4  0 42.9  03/87*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    0  2 0
17/117 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     13  19  3 40.6  42/142*NELSON (6007)             0  2 0
05/92*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     2   3  0 40.0  31/131*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    0  2 0
20-120*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)     2   3  0 40.0  06-96 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    0  2 0
25/125 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   19  29  1 39.6  13-113*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     0  2 0
22/122 POWER PLAY (4037)         27  42  0 39.1  08/ 0*BEEN THERE (5713)         0  2 0
24-124 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  17  27  0 38.6  00-100 DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    0  2 0
32/132*MOVIN' ON (6326)           3   5  0 37.5  52/152 10/24/04-F (5236)         0  2 0
48/148*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)    4   7  0 36.4  55/155*OCT 2004 15 (5282)        0  2 0
19/119*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029)  4   7  0 36.4  12/ 0 GWAR (1021)               0  2 0
27-127 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)      9  16  0 36.0  22-122*THERIANTHROPY (6370)      0  1 0
29-129 JGW'S DARK ANGELS (6403)  14  27  2 34.1  11-111 JGW'S DARK ANGELS (6403)  0  1 0
28/128 B5 2 (4316)               16  31  0 34.0  15/ 0*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       0  1 0
31-131*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)     2   4  1 33.3  19/119*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       0  1 0
33-133*DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)     2   4  0 33.3  17/ 0*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   0  1 0
37-137*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     1   2  0 33.3  10/110*THAT TEAM IX (6383)       0  1 0
00/100*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     1   2  0 33.3  28-128*ARCANE ETC (6511)         0  1 0
20/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568)  1   2  0 33.3  20/85*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392) 0  1 0
39/139 A UNIT X (116)             9  22  2 29.0  30-130*JGW IMAGES & DREAM (6514) 0  1 0
22/ 0*MORE PLACES (5777)         8  24  0 25.0  22/ 0*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     0  1 0
42-142*GOTTA LOVE (5756)          2   6  0 25.0  43-143*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    0  1 0
53/153*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)        2   6  0 25.0  15-115*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    0  1 0
41/141*TEAM SPRACK (1889)         2   6  0 25.0  45-145*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    0  1 0
47/147 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          17  53  5 24.3  32-132*BLADEMASTERS (5800)       0  1 0
43/143*BRAIN FOOD! (4524)         2   7  0 22.2  12-112*GOTTA LOVE (5756)         0  1 0
45/145*THAT TEAM IX (6383)        1   4  0 20.0  28/ 0*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       0  1 0
50-150*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     1   4  0 20.0  29/ 0*PLACE BY PLACE (6331)     0  1 0
55-155*TECHNICOLOR DREAMS (448)   1   6  0 14.3  30/ 0*TEMPE -05 (5575)          0  1 0
54/154*OCT 2004 15 (5282)         1   7  0 12.5  35-135*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    0  1 0
63/163*SPACE WOLVES (6365)        0   2  0  0.0  44-144*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)    0  1 0
65/165*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        0   2  0  0.0  39-139*WICKED 4 (6265)           0  1 0
66/166*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        0   2  0  0.0  46-146*LADIES OF CAIN (6353)     0  1 0
67/167*I KNEW IT! (6501)          0   2  0  0.0  35/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 20 (6293)      0  1 0
59-159*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)      0   2  0  0.0  36/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 0  1 0
37/ 0*BEEN THERE (5713)          0   2  0  0.0  48-148*LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937) 0  1 0
71/171*NELSON (6007)              0   2  0  0.0  54/154 EX-PHILLIS (5190)         0  1 0
60-160*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)      0   2  0  0.0  17-117*4 LETTER BEER (5196)      0  1 0
40/ 0*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)    0   1  0  0.0  40-92*DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)    0  1 0
41/ 0*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)      0   1  0  0.0  41/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 0  1 0
42/ 0*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)        0   1  0  0.0  42-90 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  0  1 0
61-161*THERIANTHROPY (6370)       0   1  0  0.0  62-162*APR 2004B (4465)          0  1 0
62-162*ARCANE ETC (6511)          0   1  0  0.0  61-161 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        0   1  0  0.0  45/ 0*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      0  1 0
69-169*BLADEMASTERS (5800)        0   1  0  0.0  46/ 0 NO POTENTIAL (3637)       0  1 0
74-174*LADIES OF CAIN (6353)      0   1  0  0.0  63-163*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     0  1 0
70-170*WICKED 4 (6265)            0   1  0  0.0  65-165 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     0  1 0
49/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 20 (6293)       0   1  0  0.0  18-118 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 0  1 0
50/ 0*PLACE BY PLACE (6331)      0   1  0  0.0  50-95 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613) 0  1 0
73-173*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)     0   1  0  0.0  51/ 0*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     0  1 0
75-175*LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)  0   1  0  0.0  74/174*TEAM SPRACK (1889)        0  1 0
53/ 0*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)      0   1  0  0.0  77-177*TECHNICOLOR DREAMS (448)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing is certain in DWES EG, with changing loyalties, changing 
Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--SLAP SHOT.  Perhaps it is SQUARE DANCE 
RAP members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 20th to 4th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, STREET 
PIZZAD XXII blew up the rankings to 11!  Managers were muttering after AL-GHAZIS 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-3-1 to move up by 19.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, STUFF MARK SAYS blew up the rankings to 18!  Perhaps it is 
COOL GAMES members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 34th to 12th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after SAFEWAY SELECT 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 23.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, GARDEN OF EVIL II blew up the rankings to 26!  Perhaps it is 
ARCANE ARCHES members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 42nd to 16th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after WINTER WOLVES showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 30.  Perhaps it is COLD members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 57th to 19th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, OCT 2004 14 blew up the 
rankings to 39!  Managers were muttering after 12/19/04F showed DWES EG what they 
could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 43.  Perhaps it is 6 TO GO 4WJ members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 66th to 22nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BLADE BROTHERS II blew up the 
rankings to 49!  Managers were muttering after BRAIN FOOD 15 showed DWES EG what they 
could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 72.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
SPITEFUL WOLVES blew up the rankings to 60!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is OCT 2004 11, after suffering a 21 drop in ranking.  The 
boys at MUSCLE MEN 4 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 22 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of ARCANE PHOENIXCON.  Note their drop in the rankings from 11th to 32nd.  
Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is MOVIN' ON members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 99th to 33rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is NUMBERS 6, after suffering a 24 drop in 
ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THAT TEAM V blew up the 
rankings to 93!  Managers were muttering after DATING A FROG showed DWES EG what they 
could do:  1-0-1 to move up by 62.  Perhaps it is NAMES ARE THE WORST members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 120th to 73rd last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, I'M A MUPPET blew up 
the rankings to 53!  The boys at BORN 2 ROLL aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all 
know and love, after suffering a 39 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of CAIN'S ANGELS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 
54th to 79th.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is THAT SPECIAL SMELL members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 116th to 81st last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!, 
after suffering a 65 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after 121604Q showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 69.  Perhaps it is APR 2002 7 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 172nd to 87th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, WORK WITH 
THIS blew up the rankings to 12!  The boys at BRAIN FOOD! aren't the happy-go-lucky 
bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 67 drop last week.  Perhaps it is 
INQUISITION PHL0306 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 103rd to 
91st last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after NUMBERS 11 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 12.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, TRAVEL SUCKS blew up the rankings to 12!  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of UNUSUAL PLACES.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 4th to 94th.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is NAMES? members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 108th to 96th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 blew up the 
rankings to 12!  Managers were muttering after A UNIT X showed DWES EG what they 
could do:  0-2-0 to move up by 78.  Perhaps it is SPACE WOLVES members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 124th to 100th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, UNDERRATED 2 blew up the rankings to 
24!  Perhaps it is I KNEW IT! members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
126th to 102nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is 4-LETTER ERRORS, after suffering a 16 drop in 
ranking.  Managers were muttering after NELSON showed DWES EG what they could do:  
0-1-0 to move up by 38.  Perhaps it is TITLE OF RECORD members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 131st to 105th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 10/24/04-F blew up the rankings to 42!  
Perhaps it is OCT 2004 15 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 155th 
to 111th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at MIDWEST AVENGERS II 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 35 drop last 
week.  Managers were muttering after EX-PHILLIS showed DWES EG what they could do:  
0-1-0 to move up by 16.  Perhaps it is TEAM SPRACK members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 174th to 152nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Practice pays for MAKIN, who pummelled 1008, to pocket 21 points.  YELLOW SUBMARINE 
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to ERROR and losing 39 
points in the process!  Can you believe it?  LYRANOX apparently has better things to 
do as DWES EG's Duelmaster than show up and fight!  Word has it one team in DWES EG 
is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of DATING A FROG, alone 
and unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of UNUSUAL 
PLACES, so did that sorry team shy from DATING A FROG Everyone is famous for fifteen 
minutes, and YELLOW POST-IT is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't WORK 
WITH THIS proud!  RASHEED challenged DARKSWORD!  Who says AL-GHAZIS are just a bunch 
of wimps!  RASHEED of AL-GHAZIS kept his wits as he was overcame by DARKSWORD.  My 
love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, OPOSSUMS and 
PUEBLO C.  Are INQUISITION PHL0306 unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought 
OPOSSUMS showed great skill and promise when he was subdued by PUEBLO C.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Like a tattered, 
worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, ABOMINATION of THE 
BROTHERHOOD 95 has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Hey THE BROTHERHOOD 95!  
Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why ABOMINATION has been sent to 
the Dark Arena?   8-3-1 isn't so shabby!  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in DWES EG would I 
avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LYRANOX 19084                10   6  1 112         WAY OF THE BLADE B8 (2947)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUCOUS 10782                 15  12  1 111         HACKING COUGH (1293)      
 NEOPHYTE 4574                 7   5    111         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   
-ZEBRA 31553                   7   7  1 109         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
 MEMPHIS 29598                 9   5    108         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
 YELLOW POST-IT 26131         19  17    106         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 THE DORK ONE 28222            9   0    102         BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEX CAMEL 25548              13  19  3  93         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449   11  22     91         NAMES? (4632)             

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563     11   7  1  89         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
 12A 7D 26666                 16  30     78         B5 2 (4316)               
 HYPERMUX 32647                6   1     78         121604Q (5387)            
-CHINESE SPARERIB 39312       14  12     77         MY BRAIN ON CHLORIN (6536)
 FLABBY-O 30720                3   0  1  75         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-RASCALLY RILLION 30091       10   9  1  72         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
 PULL MY FINGER 8414           9   6  1  72         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
 AMERICA, FUQ YEAH 32737       5   2     71         12/19/04F (5403)          
-MOUSTACHED RAT 39306         18   7  2  70         MY BRAIN ON CHLORIN (6536)
 SHAKE 30242                   7   4     69         COLD (4959)               
-ME LUNGER 30789               7   8     69         YOU JANE (5054)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471       10  10     66         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA! (4279) 
 THE INTERNET 34967            8   3  1  66         TIME WASTERS (5754)       
 AVATAR 11170                  8   4     62         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
 1100 17778                    5   0     62         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-RAINBOW 39153                 7   2     61         JGW IMAGES & DREAMS (6514)
-ELRIC 27440                   4   1     61         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
 PUEBLO C 38797                3   1     61         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
 ESTRADA 31507                 8   8     60         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 LAZY DOG 13678                5   4  1  60         BEER 3 (2018)             
 LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           4   3  1  60         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
-ICHIRO TRICKLE 19442          4   4     60         NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)   
 OPOSSUMS 21049                8  10     58         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 KICK INTHE TEETH 7173         6   6  2  58         GWAR (1021)               
 0017 31470                    7   6     57         OCT 2004 11 (5183)        
-PRISONER 0083 31432           7   8     57         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
-RYCK 22657                    6   6  2  57         WAY OF THE BLADE S7 (3613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE 31744                  7   6  1  56         10/24/04-F (5236)         
-ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          6   7     55         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 BLUELINER 25217              10   3     53         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-FABIO 30722                   5   5     53         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 0001A 24036                   5   4     53         APR 2002 7 (2216)         
-DANG 33341                    9   3     52         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319        7   1     52         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-UNO 37413                     5   0     52         WICKED TWO (6200)         
 STYRENE 32511                 3   2     52         H.F.C. (5360)             
 BEAU 25059                    4   1     51         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
 BLAH 12315                    5   1     50         4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   
 GANGRENE 30731                8   7     48         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 FIBULARIS 28877               6   1  1  47         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
-CHERNOBYL 39139               5   1     47         NUCLEAR ABANDON (6513)    
-CAREW 19019                   6   3     46         WAY OF THE BLADE A5 (2934)
 CHINA 35079                   4   1     46         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         7   7     45         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-ROOT 31537                    5   3     42         4 LETTER BEER (5196)      
-PRISONER 0103 33733           5   6     40         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
-CLAUDIA 38535                 4   6     40         JGW'S DARK ANGELS (6403)  
-PRISONER 0146 34114           6   5     39         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
 DARKSWORD 36271               4   6     39         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
-SIR FERDUDE 28155             1   1  1  39         KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 
-HAYOMYS 35835                 7   4     38         WOTB A26 (5913)           
-PRISONER 0074 31424           2   4     38         DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)    
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257          2   0     38         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  
-LAKES 22204                   5   6     37         WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
 CYCLONE 36270                 4   5     37         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAP SHOT 34796               8   7     36         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-SHUCKS 33343                  6   6     36         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-PHLEGM 34975                  2   6     36         GOTTA LOVE (5756)         
 2301 17798                    4   5     35         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 UNDERDOG 27834                2   7     35         BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        
 YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317      3   1     34         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 HEAT MIZER 32846              1   1     34         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1104 17782                    4   5     33         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 HYPATIA 30568                 2   3     33         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
-PRISONER 0210 36032           1   2     33         DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    
-THE ATRIUM 38801              1   1     33         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
-SAMANTHA SMILES 37519         1   0     33         TOADS OF LUROC (6221)     
 FEDERER 33653                 1   2     33         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 
 MAKIN 36643                   2   0  1  32         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 ICKY BEATS 35350              2   3     32         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 MICA 33707                    2   1     32         4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  
-PRISONER 0118 33748           3   0     31         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
-PRISONER 0157 34125           1   4     31         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
-ELROY 32419                   1   0     31         LUROCIAN TC (5349)        
 REFRESHE 38699                3   0     30         SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)     
-PRISONER 0119 33749           3   2     29         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 UH-OH 33703                   2   0  1  29         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
-PRISONER 0145 33775           2   3     29         DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    
 BROCKWAY 32509                2   3     29         H.F.C. (5360)             
 CHIAD 17174                   5   3  2  27         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
-0003 27456                    3   2     27         APR 2004B (4465)          
-PRISONER 0176 34144           2   4  1  27         DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    
 DEXTERA 37305                 2   1     27         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
 SPACE GHOST 36190             3   2     26         BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)      
 GROVER 39077                  1   1     26         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 BISCUIT 37204                 6   3  1  25         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            3   4     25         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 KATAMARI DAMACY 38613         2   0     24         COOL GAMES (6418)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAT CAUTHON 16066             5   6  2  23         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 FROZEN PUCK 36622             5   5     23         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 RONALD MCNOBLE 35277          2   0     23         ARCANE ARCHES (5810)      
 WEBBED BEAUS 36458            1   1  1  23         DATING A FROG (6015)      
-BLACK HOLE 30144              1   0     23         LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 
-PRISONER 0217 36039           3   2     22         DUNGEON CELL 43 (5954)    
-0013 28991                    3   1     22         JULY 2004 (4728)          
 BETHNAEL 38296                2   0     22         WINTER WOLVES (6360)      
 BE THE GUY 38688              1   1     22         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-HAYSEED-X-II 6122             3   2     21         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
 COSTA RICA 35078              0   7     21         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 GAFF 34939                    2   3     19         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
-PRISONER 0201 36023           1   0     19         DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    
-HIGHLANDER 35224              0   1     19         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       
 CHERIKA 36644                 1   2  1  18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
-LIGHT BUG 32437               1   0     18         LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)       
 KNACKASPRACK 12889            2   5     17         TEAM SPRACK (1889)        
 BLIND FAITH 34771             1   0     17         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
 XRIS 36974                    1   0     17         WOW (6113)                
-PRISONER 0204 36026           1   0     17         DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    
 RAINER 36636                  1   0     17         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 
 YELLOW 36005                  1   0     17         COLORING (5947)           
-PRISONER 0211 36033           1   0     17         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
 I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         1   2     17         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 ROOM 282 33685                1   1     16         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
-DOMINO 20892                  0   2     16         DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIKE'S PEAK 38096             3   1     15         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
 ONE MAN BAND 35410            2   1     15         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 OAK CREEK 39097               2   0     15         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 GIRLS? 26412                  1   0     15         MID-LIFE (4267)           
 0027 32042                    1   7     14         OCT 2004 15 (5282)        
 ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           1   1     14         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-TWEENER 32416                 1   0     14         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
 SNAPE 39067                   0   2     14         I KNEW IT! (6501)         
 0026 32037                    2   0     13         OCT 2004 14 (5281)        
-PRISONER 0280 38220           1   0     13         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
-ELRON 27437                   0   3     13         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
 SHANGHAI 34697                0   1     13         BEEN THERE (5713)         
 ASPARAGUS 38983               0   2     12         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 THE YELLOW STREAK 38456       2   1     11         MIDWEST AVENGERS II (6392)
 ZAVEBE 38286                  1   1     11         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
-PODUNK AVE. 38095             3   1     10         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
-ROSIER 38338                  1   0     10         LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)    
-TAINTED TURNKEY 37827         1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    
 REDLINE 39129                 1   0     10         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-FUNERAL 38098                 2   2  1   9         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
-ARIEL 38284                   1   0      9         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
 BORING 38102                  1   0      9         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 JOB 38090                     1   0      9         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
 THAT WARRIOR 38391            2   1      8         THAT TEAM V (6379)        
-CORRUPT WARDEN 37673          1   0      8         DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    
 NUT LOAF 13524                1   0      7         GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   
 CONSORTIUM WASTE 38168        1   0      7         CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    
 RASHEED 31254                 1   2      7         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 VANNA WHITE 39213             1   0      7         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
-PRISONER 0281 38221           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)    
 NILE 38135                    0   1      7         PLACE BY PLACE (6331)     
-EMMA 38261                    0   1      7         LADIES OF CAIN (6353)     
 MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      0   1      7         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       
 ST. LOUIS 34698               0   1      7         BEEN THERE (5713)         
-TALON CHOP!! 39128            0   1      7         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
-CRITICAL'S PET 37996          0   1      7         ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     
 QUEUE 38099                   1   3      6         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 BEAVER 39056                  1   0      5         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
-BATARJAL 38339                1   0      5         LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)    
-WOW 38469                     1   2      5         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 CREVE COUER 38113             1   2      5         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 DOWN UNDER 39088              1   2      5         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
-KRANZ 37756                   0   1      5         WICKED 4 (6265)           
 ZARA 39244                    0   1      5         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS 39020    0   1      5         OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       
-ULTIMATE WRATH 30136          0   1      5         LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937) 
 ZEBRA 38975                   0   1      3         I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     
 FOOTNOTE 39541                0   1      3         CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   
-HEY STUPID 39245              0   1      3         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
-BASHEVIS 38345                0   1      3         THERIANTHROPY (6370)      
-DA 39280                      0   1      3         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-FIVE-HOLE 39130               0   1      3         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-TOP SHELF 39131               0   1      3         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 THAT WARRIOR 38408            0   3      3         THAT TEAM IX (6383)       
 TYLER 38206                   0   2      2         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-MILFORD 38111                 0   2      2         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 HELISON 38320                 0   2      2         SPACE WOLVES (6365)       
 POST-IT NECK TIE 38364        0   2      2         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
 SHAZZAM 37908                 0   1      1         BRAIN FOOD 20 (6293)      
-IVORY JESTER 3285             0   1      1         TECHNICOLOR DREAMS (448)  
 TAIL OF THE SPRACK 12849      0   1      1         TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
0011 27469              7  4   APR 2004D 4467       LYRANOX 19084         157  NOT REVENGED
BLACK DYNAMO 37993      0  1   ARCANE LOCKJAW 6310  UH-OH 33703           160   
100 FOES 38795          0  1   ARCANE PHOENIXC 6454 SO I QUIT 36696       158   
EPIONIA 38248           1  1   CAIN'S ANGELS 6351   WEBBED BEAUS 36458    161   
DEAD GUY 39389          0  1   GWAR 1021            MOUNTAIN TROLL        161  NONE
OZZIE 36421             0  2   NELSON 6007          CHIAD 17174           161   
V.H.S. 13681            3  6   NEW TECHNOLOGY 2019  BISCUIT 37204         158   
1008 13732              2  5   NUMBER CRUNCHER 2029 MAKIN 36643           161   
DA1 39539               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      BLACK ORC             161  NONE
ELECTRICITY 33338       0  1   SO WATT? 5506        SO I QUIT 36696       157  NOT REVENGED
ABOMINATION 29232       8  4 1 THE BROTHERHOOD 4765 DARK CHAMPION         161  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance.  Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire.  May he be blessed with victory and courage.  May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ABOMINATION was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD GUY was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
AMERICA, FUQ YEAH overpowered 0017 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HYPERMUX bested AVATAR in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE DORK ONE demolished YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MUCOUS outwaited YELLOW POST-IT in a crowd pleasing 8 minute master's Challenge match.
OPOSSUMS was handily defeated by PUEBLO C in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
UNDERDOG was vanquished by LAZY DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
0001A won victory over NUMBER CRUNCHER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
TURNIP TORNEDO overpowered GAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
KNACKASPRACK was savagely defeated by REFRESHE in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
THE YELLOW STREAK was devastated by CYCLONE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ZAVEBE savagely defeated CREVE COUER in a popular 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
EPIONIA was easily killed by WEBBED BEAUS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RASHEED was overpowered by DARKSWORD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge struggle.
BETHNAEL overpowered ELVIS PRESLEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THAT WARRIOR was overpowered by FROZEN PUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE was overpowered by NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MEMPHIS overpowered SEX CAMEL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
YELLOW SUBMARINE was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory bout.
12A 7D was unbelievably bested by PULL MY FINGER in a 2 minute veteran's match.
KICK INTHE TEETH was vanquished by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FIBULARIS was overpowered by THE INTERNET in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHAKE defeated ESTRADA in a 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
GEORGE was unbelievably bested by STYRENE in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
GANGRENE won victory over SLAP SHOT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
1100 handily defeated LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
1104 was overpowered by CHINA in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BLAH overpowered MAT CAUTHON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEAU handily defeated BISCUIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLUELINER subdued HYPATIA in a popular 4 minute fight.
MICA beat 2804 in a 2 minute bout.
2301 overpowered SNAPE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
1008 was butchered by MAKIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE devastated ASPARAGUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEXTERA viciously subdued BROCKWAY in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
0027 was demolished by KATAMARI DAMACY in a 3 minute mismatched match.
LONGUS COLLI was outlasted by OAK CREEK in a 25 minute veteran vs. novice upset duel.
HEAT MIZER was beaten by GROVER in a exciting 2 minute competition.
CHIAD easily killed OZZIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I WILL LEAD YOU was savagely defeated by RONALD MCNOBLE in a 3 minute gruesome battle.
FEDERER vanquished ROOM 282 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
UH-OH handily defeated COSTA RICA in a 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
YORDY KAHL was bested by BE THE GUY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
CHERIKA was handily defeated by SPACE GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROBERT MATTHEWS was overpowered by ICKY BEATS in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
TYLER was vanquished by GIRLS? in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE MAN BAND handily defeated ST. LOUIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOWN UNDER was viciously subdued by VANNA WHITE in a 15 minute novice's match.
HELISON was narrowly defeated by THAT WARRIOR in a 3 minute gory novice's battle.
QUEUE was outwaited by 0026 in a tiresome 7 minute amateur's contest.
POST-IT NECK TIE was devastated by RAINER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JOB bested ZARA in a exciting 6 minute amateur's fight.
XRIS demolished SHANGHAI in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BORING luckily beat ZEBRA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory beginner's bout.
NILE was defeated by NUT LOAF in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
CONSORTIUM WASTE bested SHAZZAM in a 2 minute novice's bout.
YELLOW overpowered MENTAL RETALIATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLIND FAITH handily defeated UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
FOOTNOTE was defeated by BEAVER in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
REDLINE demolished TAIL OF THE SPRACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 25         STRIKING ATTACK  161 -  96 - 10      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         LUNGING ATTACK   160 - 177 -  8      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         AIMED BLOW       126 - 141 -  4      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         TOTAL PARRY       83 -  96 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  65 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  41 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  33 -  3      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 161 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  9     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        11 - 11     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 14         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       10 - 10     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MUCOUS 10782               15  12  1  111 HACKING COUGH (1293)
LUNGING ATTACK   MEMPHIS 29598               9   5  0  108 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)
TOTAL PARRY      YELLOW POST-IT 26131       19  17  0  106 WORK WITH THIS (4213)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE DORK ONE 28222          9   0  0  102 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 30720              3   0  1   75 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217     7   1  0   52 COLOR TUNES (5502)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 12A 7D 26666.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEXTERA -28231.  The ten other most popular fighters were HYPATIA 30568, ZAVEBE 
-27250, ZARA -26292, NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426, GEORGE 31744, HYPERMUX 32647, MUCOUS 
10782, GROVER -26459, YORDY KAHL 607, and ZEBRA -26561.

The least popular fighter this week was LONGUS COLLI 28905.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OAK CREEK -26439, DOWN UNDER -26448, REFRESHE -26837, 
KNACKASPRACK 12889, QUEUE -27437, VANNA WHITE -26323, YELLOW POST-IT 26131, JOB 
-27446, 0026 32037, and TAIL OF THE SPRACK 12849.