DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/24/2005    Duedate: 01/06/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 163

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NEOPHYTE
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)
(82-4574) [9-5-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NEOPHYTE                       GRIM LEGACY
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)        CROSS BREED II (3196)
(82-4574) [9-5-0,129]          (82-20413) [3-2-0,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

12A 7D                         LAZY DOG
B5 2 (4316)                    BEER 3 (2018)
(82-26666) [16-32-0,80]        (82-13678) [7-4-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOVIN' ON (6326)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. YUCK! II (6589)               50 
2. THE MUSIC MAN (1256)          39    BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)
3. CROSS BREED II (3196)         35    Unchartered Team
4. UNO 4WI (4003)                34 
5. COLOR TUNES (5502)            30    GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  11   0  0 100.   1/15*MOVIN' ON (6326)          4  3 0
 2/ 4*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)   4   0  1 100.   2/13 MORE PLACES (5777)        4  7 1
 3- 3*SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)      3   0  0 100.   3/ 2 SLAP SHOT (4036)          4  7 0
 4- 5*ARCANE ARCHES (5810)       3   0  0 100.   4/ 3*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  3  0 1
 5/ 0*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)    3   0  0 100.   5/ 5 COLD (4959)               3  0 0
 6/13*MID-LIFE (4267)            3   0  0 100.   6/29*MID-LIFE (4267)           3  0 0
 7/16*CONSONANTS R US (6407)     2   0  1 100.   7/ 7 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  3  0 0
 8- 6*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     2   0  1 100.   8/30*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   3  0 0
 9/ 0*RED MEAT X (6388)          2   0  0 100.   9/ 8 BEER 3 (2018)             3  0 0
10/15*POWER TOOLS (6399)         2   0  0 100.  10/39 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   3  0 0
11-11*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    2   0  0 100.  11/94*COLOR TUNES (5502)        3  2 0
12-10*GAMES (6043)               2   0  0 100.  11/111*OFF-COLOR (5839)          3  3 0
13- 8*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)     2   0  0 100.  13- 1 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       3  3 0
14-12*OCT 2004 14 (5281)         2   0  0 100.  14/47*CONSONANTS R US (6407)    2  0 1
15/22*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)    2   0  0 100.  15/ 0*RED MEAT X (6388)         2  0 0
16-14*THEY'RE AWFUL (6044)       1   0  1 100.  16/46*POWER TOOLS (6399)        2  0 0
17/ 0*CANDY 2 (6588)             1   0  0 100.  06/106*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  2  0 0
18/ 0*THAT TEAM II (6393)        1   0  0 100.  18-20*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*BOOZE 2 (6587)             1   0  0 100.  19- 4*ARCANE ARCHES (5810)      2  0 0
20-21*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         1   0  0 100.  20-24*GAMES (6043)              2  0 0
21/ 0*EMOTIONS (6013)            1   0  0 100.  21/56*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 2  0 0
22/ 0*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)     1   0  0 100.  22/58 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 2  0 0
23/25*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)    7   1  0 87.5  23- 6*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        2  0 0
24-23*121604Q (5387)             6   1  0 85.7  24-28 SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 2  0 0
25-24*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         6   1  0 85.7  25/64*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      2  0 0
26-26*MY FAMILY (5797)           5   1  0 83.3  26/72*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   2  0 0
27-27 SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264)  8   2  0 80.0  27/90*TEMPE -05 (5575)          2  1 1
28-28*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     7   2  0 77.8  28/80*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 2  1 1
29/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)            6   2  0 75.0  29/31*COOL GAMES (6418)         2  1 0
30/41*TEMPE -05 (5575)           3   1  1 75.0  05/105*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 2  1 0
31/38*COOL GAMES (6418)          3   1  0 75.0  31/82*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      2  1 0
32/ 0*YUCK! II (6589)            3   1  0 75.0  08/108*I KNEW IT! (6501)         2  1 0
33-29*DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)     3   1  0 75.0  09/109*I'M A MUPPET (6503)       2  1 0
34/40*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  3   1  0 75.0  34/88*WOW (6113)                2  1 0
35-30*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086)  3   1  0 75.0  35/22*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   2  1 0
36-31*12/19/04F (5403)           5   2  0 71.4  36-35*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   2  1 0
37/35 COLD (4959)                9   4  0 69.2  37-14 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  2  1 0
38/52*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)  4   2  2 66.7  38/11 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 2  1 0
39-36*FAR EAST (5145)            2   1  1 66.7  39/25*CWR 1 (5142)              2  1 0
40/90*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       2   1  0 66.7  01/101*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      2  1 0
41-39*WINTER WOLVES (6360)       2   1  0 66.7  14/114 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         2  1 0
42/93*WOW (6113)                 2   1  0 66.7  42/38 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   2  1 0
43/ 9*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    2   1  0 66.7  43/ 9 HACKING COUGH (1293)      2  1 0
44/95*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  2   1  0 66.7  44/12 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          2  3 0
45/45 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 11   6  0 64.7  45/16 POWER PLAY (4037)         2 11 0
46/ 0 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)      9   5  0 64.3  46-42*THEY'RE AWFUL (6044)      1  0 1
47/50 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  7   4  1 63.6  47/ 0*YUCK! II (6589)           1  0 0
48/32 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        7   4  1 63.6  48/ 0*THAT TEAM II (6393)       1  0 0
49/51 BEER 3 (2018)              7   4  1 63.6  49-19*SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)     1  0 0
50-43 OZ RETURNS (3036)         17  10  0 63.0  50/ 0*BOOZE 2 (6587)            1  0 0
51/63*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)   5   3  0 62.5  51/ 0*CANDY 2 (6588)            1  0 0
52/34 TIME WASTERS (5754)        8   5  1 61.5  52/ 0*EMOTIONS (6013)           1  0 0
53-47 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 11   7  1 61.1  53-55*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   1  0 0
54/60 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  9   6  1 60.0  54-51*MY FAMILY (5797)          1  0 0
55-53*BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)       3   2  0 60.0  55-21 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  0 0
56/ 0*CROSS BREED II (3196)      3   2  0 60.0  56-23*BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)      1  0 0
57/58*COLOR TUNES (5502)        13   9  0 59.1  57-17*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    1  0 0
58/66 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   10   7  1 58.8  58-32*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    1  0 0
59-57 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)     7   5  0 58.3  59-87 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    1  0 0
60/42*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)       7   5  0 58.3  60-91*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    1  0 0
61/ 0 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 16  12  0 57.1  61-50*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  0 0
62/49 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       12   9  0 57.1  62-95 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 1  0 0
63/69*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       8   6  0 57.1  63-60*FAR EAST (5145)           1  0 0
64-64*EXCITEMENT (1063)          4   3  0 57.1  64-26*OCT 2004 14 (5281)        1  0 0
65-67 LOST SOULS XII (439)      45  36  1 55.6  65/ 0*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    1  0 0
66/83*MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       5   4  0 55.6  66-98*121604Q (5387)            1  0 0
67/65 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          17  14  0 54.8  67-27*12/19/04F (5403)          1  0 0
68/68 GWAR (1021)              104  86  9 54.7  68/ 0*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   1  0 0
69/61 10/24/04-F (5236)          8   7  1 53.3  69/ 0*ALMOST 2 (4163)           1  0 0
70-70 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)  8   7  0 53.3  70-66 INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 1  0 0
71/62 OCT 2004 11 (5183)         8   7  0 53.3  71-69*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   1  0 0
72-71*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)      9   8  1 52.9  72-65 OZ RETURNS (3036)         1  0 0
73-72 NO POTENTIAL (3637)        9   8  1 52.9  73-70*LOST SOULS 20 (1638)      1  0 0
74-73 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     20  18  0 52.6  74-71 BREADBASKET (1900)        1  0 0
75-74 EX-PHILLIS (5190)         10   9  0 52.6  75-73 SUNNYDALE (1485)          1  0 0
76-75 SUNNYDALE (1485)         112 101  1 52.6  76-75 GIFTS FROM HEAVEN (1066)  1  0 0
77/ 0 SENSITIVE GUYS (6316)     24  24  0 50.0  77-76*HINDSIGHT (1068)          1  0 0
78/33 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765)  9   9  1 50.0  78-77 32 DEGREES (1118)         1  0 0
79-80 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     6   6  0 50.0  79/ 0 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     1  0 0
80/ 0 CROSS BREED! (3837)        6   6  0 50.0  80/ 0 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      1  0 0
81-81*H.F.C. (5360)              5   5  0 50.0  81-79 LOST SOULS XII (439)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-82 APR 2002 7 (2216)          5   5  0 50.0  82/ 0*UNO 4WI (4003)            1  1 1
83/ 0*UNO 4WI (4003)             4   4  1 50.0  83/43*FRIDAY (2900)             1  1 1
84/54*CWR 1 (5142)               3   3  0 50.0  84/45*THAT TEAM V (6379)        1  1 0
29/129*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  2   2  0 50.0  04-104*SPACE WOLVES (6365)       1  1 0
86/37*THAT TEAM V (6379)         2   2  0 50.0  86-81*HURRICANE (6406)          1  1 0
31/131*I KNEW IT! (6501)          2   2  0 50.0  44/144*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      1  1 0
32/132*I'M A MUPPET (6503)        2   2  0 50.0  88/44*11/19/05I (6585)          1  1 0
89-85*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)   2   2  0 50.0  89-40*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    1  1 0
34/134*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     2   2  0 50.0  90-10*DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    1  1 0
91-86*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)     2   2  0 50.0  91/48*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 1  1 0
92-87*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    2   2  0 50.0  92-34*WINTER WOLVES (6360)      1  1 0
93-89*HURRICANE (6406)           1   1  0 50.0  25/125*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    1  1 0
63/163*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)       1   1  0 50.0  94-85*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  1  1 0
95/17*11/19/05I (6585)           1   1  0 50.0  95/54*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 1  1 0
96/20*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048)  1   1  0 50.0  96/52*COLORING (5947)           1  1 0
97/18*COLORING (5947)            1   1  0 50.0  97-84*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       1  1 0
98-92*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)     1   1  0 50.0  54/154 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 1  1 0
99-91*CAIN'S ANGELS (6351)       1   1  0 50.0  99-97*H.F.C. (5360)             1  1 0
00-94*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     1   1  0 50.0  57/157*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  1 0
01/76 SLAP SHOT (4036)          27  28  1 49.1  02-102 NO POTENTIAL (3637)       1  1 0
02/96 NAMES? (4632)             23  25  0 47.9  02/67*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      1  1 0
03-99 LUNCHABLES (840)          43  50  1 46.2  15-115 APR 2002 7 (2216)         1  1 0
18/118*MOVIN' ON (6326)           6   7  0 46.2  04/78 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       1  1 0
00-100 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       27  32  1 45.8  03/103*DATING A FROG (6015)      1  2 1
12/112 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          5   6  0 45.5  07/107*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       1  2 0
01-101 HOMIES (2783)              5   6  0 45.5  07/83*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   1  2 0
08/97 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          14  17  0 45.2  08/33 TIME WASTERS (5754)       1  2 0
08/108 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  9  11  0 45.0  09/36 OCT 2004 11 (5183)        1  2 0
03-103 DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)     7   9  0 43.7  12/112 10/24/04-F (5236)         1  2 0
02/102 HACKING COUGH (1293)      23  30  2 43.4  11/99 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  2 0
04-104 32 DEGREES (1118)         16  21  2 43.2  22/122 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
05-105*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)     3   4  1 42.9  13/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   1  2 0
09/109 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   21  29  1 42.0  17-117*ILLUMINATI (1684)         1  3 0
07/107 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     14  20  3 41.2  19-119 A UNIT X (116)            1  3 0
10-110 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  19  28  0 40.4  37/137 GWAR (1021)               1  4 0
13-113*LOST SOULS 20 (1638)       4   6  0 40.0  18-118 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        1  4 0
18/84*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392)  2   3  0 40.0  18/41 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          1  5 0
14-114*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     2   3  0 40.0  19/37 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 1  6 0
15-115*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   2   3  0 40.0  16/116 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          1  7 1
11/111 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     34  55  6 38.2  64/164 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0  5 0
17-117 GIFTS FROM HEAVEN (1066)   6  10  0 37.5  23/123*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     0  3 0
19-119 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     4   7  0 36.4  10/110*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        0  3 0
20-120*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029)  4   7  0 36.4  31/131*BEEN THERE (5713)         0  3 0
25/ 0 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)       5   9  0 35.7  25/ 0 SHARON STUFF (5362)       0  3 0
16/116 POWER PLAY (4037)         28  51  0 35.4  21/121 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
27/ 0 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    13  24  0 35.1  20/120 NAMES? (4632)             0  3 0
22-122*ILLUMINATI (1684)          8  15  0 34.8  13/113 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       0  3 0
37/137*OFF-COLOR (5839)           9  17  2 34.6  39/139*THAT TEAM IX (6383)       0  2 0
24-124*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)    4   8  0 33.3  40/140*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392) 0  2 0
25-125*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)     2   4  0 33.3  24-124*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       0  2 0
32/88*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)    1   2  0 33.3  68/168*NUMBERS 8 (2723)          0  2 0
28-128*SPACE WOLVES (6365)        1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0*SPLICING SCROD (1999)     0  2 0
36-136*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)     1   2  0 33.3  42-142*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       0  1 0
35/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    1   2  0 33.3  35/ 0*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  0  1 0
23/123 B5 2 (4316)               16  33  0 32.7  38-138*11/19/05B (6578)          0  1 0
38-138 A UNIT X (116)            10  23  2 30.3  30-130*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    0  1 0
38/ 0 SHARON STUFF (5362)        9  21  0 30.0  29-129*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    0  1 0
39-139 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        24  60  1 28.6  39-86*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    0  1 0
40/140 MORE PLACES (5777)        11  29  1 27.5  51-151*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       0  1 0
41-141*HINDSIGHT (1068)           3   8  0 27.3  41/ 0 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 0  1 0
42-142 INQUISITION XXXIII (2687)  3   9  0 25.0  42/ 0 SENSITIVE GUYS (6316)     0  1 0
44-144*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)        2   6  0 25.0  32-132*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    0  1 0
45-145*TEAM SPRACK (1889)         2   6  0 25.0  47-147*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
26/126*DATING A FROG (6015)       1   3  1 25.0  48-148*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  0  1 0
27/127*FRIDAY (2900)              1   3  1 25.0  27-127*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    0  1 0
30/130*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        1   3  0 25.0  49-149*PLACE BY PLACE (6331)     0  1 0
33/133*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         1   3  0 25.0  48-89*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    0  1 0
35/135*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568)  1   3  0 25.0  49/ 0*SPEED DEMONS (6339)       0  1 0
46-146*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     1   3  0 25.0  50-92*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    0  1 0
48-148 BREADBASKET (1900)         4  13  0 23.5  51-93*CAIN'S ANGELS (6351)      0  1 0
47/147 AL-GHAZIS (2429)          17  57  5 23.0  26-126*NELSON (6007)             0  1 0
49-149*BRAIN FOOD! (4524)         2   7  0 22.2  34-134*OCT 2004 15 (5282)        0  1 0
50-150*LOST SOULS NINE (2533)     1   4  1 20.0  56-156 EX-PHILLIS (5190)         0  1 0
51/151*THAT TEAM IX (6383)        1   5  0 16.7  55-96 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 0  1 0
52-152*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     1   5  0 16.7  33-133 DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    0  1 0
57/ 0*SPLICING SCROD (1999)      1   6  0 14.3  55-155*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  1 0
53-153*OCT 2004 15 (5282)         1   7  0 12.5  61-161*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071) 0  1 0
55/155*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)      0   3  0  0.0  60-160*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086) 0  1 0
58/158*BEEN THERE (5713)          0   3  0  0.0  00-100 WORK WITH THIS (4213)     0  1 0
56-156*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        0   2  0  0.0  62-162*B5 10 (4324)              0  1 0
54-154*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)        0   2  0  0.0  35-135*BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        0  1 0
59-159*NELSON (6007)              0   2  0  0.0  63/ 0*CROSS BREED II (3196)     0  1 0
73/173*NUMBERS 8 (2723)           0   2  0  0.0  66-166 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    0  1 0
65/ 0*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)   0   1  0  0.0  65/ 0 CROSS BREED! (3837)       0  1 0
60-160*11/19/05B (6578)           0   1  0  0.0  66/ 0 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    0  1 0
70-170*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        0   1  0  0.0  67-167*LOST SOULS NINE (2533)    0  1 0
66-166*PLACE BY PLACE (6331)      0   1  0  0.0  69-169 HOMIES (2783)             0  1 0
65-165*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)   0   1  0  0.0  70-170*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     0  1 0
70/ 0*SPEED DEMONS (6339)        0   1  0  0.0  71-171*TEAM SPRACK (1889)        0  1 0
72-172*B5 10 (4324)               0   1  0  0.0  36-136*NUMBER CRUNCHERS 2 (2029) 0  1 0
71-171*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071)  0   1  0  0.0  72-172 LUNCHABLES (840)          0  1 0
74-174*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)      0   1  0  0.0  73-173*EXCITEMENT (1063)         0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to WHISPERNIGHT, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the MOVIN' ON stable.  Take a look at MOVIN' 
ON's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 14 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is MORE PLACES, 
who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MID-LIFE's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 4-LETTER ROLLUPS, who swept up 22 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at LEGENEDS OF TKE 2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 29 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COLOR TUNES, who swept up 83 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at OFF-COLOR's act, as they have a 2-1-0 week and gain 99 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is CONSONANTS R US, who swept up 33 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at POWER TOOLS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is ARCANE PHOENIXCON, who swept up 89 places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS SL7's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 35 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26, who swept up 36 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ANIMAL 
PLANET's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 39 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GREEN 
GULCH MENU, who swept up 46 places in the ranks.  Take a look at TEMPE -05's act, as 
they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 63 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50, who 
swept up 52 places in the ranks.  Take a look at NAMES ARE THE WORST's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 75 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ANIMAL'S FARM, who swept up 51 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at I KNEW IT!'s act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 76 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is I'M A MUPPET, who swept up 76 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at WOW's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 54 places in the team 
ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SHOT IN THE DARK, which 
fell to 35th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  STREET PIZZAD XXII may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 38th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 25th to 39th place were the CWR 1.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is MUSCLE MEN 11, who swept 
up 61 places in the ranks.  Take a look at NUMBERS 11's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 73 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to HACKING COUGH, which fell to 43rd, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  NUMBERS 7 may fall on 
you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 44th spot.  A seasoned team 
is steady in the lists.  But to POWER PLAY, which fell to 45th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
43rd to 83rd place were the FRIDAY.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to THAT TEAM V, which fell to 84th, it's what you soak in before going to 
the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is BRAIN FOOD 35, who swept up 57 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  11/19/05I may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 88th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping 
from 48th to 91st place were the KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52.  Keep trying!  Take a look at 
TITLE OF RECORD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 32 places in the team 
ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47, which 
fell to 95th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  COLORING may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 96th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33, who swept up 56 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
57 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 67th 
to 102nd place were the CHICKS DIG IT.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  DIGITAL DEATH may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 104th spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
CRUMBLING LEAGUE, which fell to 107th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  TIME WASTERS may fall on 
you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 108th spot.  Suffering under 
a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 36th to 109th place were the OCT 2004 11.  Keep 
trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SWEET NOTHINGS, which fell 
to 111th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GWAR, who swept up 21 
places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  NUMBERS 6 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 118th spot.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to THE BROTHERHOOD 95, which fell to 
119th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at GOLDEN 
KNIGHTS' act, as they have a 0-4-0 week and gain 43 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 110th to 123rd place were the BORN 2 
ROLL.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  MUSCLE MEN 4 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 128th spot.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
NUMBERS 8, who swept up 36 places in the ranks.  Hey everybody, watch out for GREEN 
SLIME, who flew up 50 points in the rankings after mashing CHIAD like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BIOS, who dropped 
13 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with KENTUCKY MCFRIED.  Well, 
everybody's pal NEOPHYTE moved his record to 9-5-0 by defeating SEX CAMEL in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 11 recognition points.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad OCT 2004 14?  Big bad OCT 2004 14.  Big bad OCT 2004 14.  DWES EG's afraid 
of the big bad OCT 2004 14.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
BEEN THERE's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
OCT 2004 14.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of SHAZZAN, who was this week's 
most challenged warrior.  Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was YOU GOTTA 
RECOGNIZE!, who was successfully challenged by THE DORK ONE who had a mere 16 points 
more than YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE!.  Definition of petty:  THE DORK ONE subdued YOU GOTTA 
RECOGNIZE!, a mismatch of 16 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
CHRISTINA went after OPOSSUMS, who was higher by 25 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, CHRISTINA was overcame by OPOSSUMS.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  For those of you who missed it, 
Death showed up, grabbed 0017 by the ear and took it away to a place where it won't 
need a coat.  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  JOHN LENNON II:  THE REMATCH.  Ask not 
the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEOPHYTE 4574                 9   5    129         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEMPHIS 29598                10   5    121         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
 THE DORK ONE 28222           11   0    114         BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  
-YELLOW POST-IT 26131         19  17    106         WORK WITH THIS (4213)     
 SEX CAMEL 25548              14  20  3  97         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449   11  24     93         NAMES? (4632)             
 LARG JOHN 8616                5   9     92         THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      
 MUCOUS 10782                 16  13  1  91         HACKING COUGH (1293)      
 SHAKE 30242                   9   4     91         COLD (4959)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563     11   7  1  89         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
 FLABBY-O 30720                4   1  1  87         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-VALERIA 5370                  8   7  1  86         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
-STAR-LING 3232                8   3     85         LOST SOULS XII (439)      
 KENTUCKY MCFRIED 8158         9   5     81         BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     
 12A 7D 26666                 16  32     80         B5 2 (4316)               
-GREY WOLF 21172              11   5  1  78         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-HYPERMUX 32647                6   1     78         121604Q (5387)            
 GRIM LEGACY 20413             3   2     77         CROSS BREED II (3196)     
-AVATAR 11170                  9   4     76         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
 LAZY DOG 13678                7   4  1  76         BEER 3 (2018)             
 PULL MY FINGER 8414          10   7  1  75         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
-AMERICA, FUQ YEAH 32737       5   2     71         12/19/04F (5403)          
 PUEBLO C 38797                4   1     70         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
 BIOS 2912                     8   4     68         DIGITAL DEATH (402)       
-LITTLE DAMAGE 22835           5   3  1  67         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319        8   1     66         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257          4   0  1  66         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  
 PORN BRINGER 25877            6   2     64         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 OPOSSUMS 21049                9  11     62         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 KICK INTHE TEETH 7173         7   6  2  62         GWAR (1021)               
-MEPHISTO 7765                 6   5     61         32 DEGREES (1118)         
 GEORGE 31744                  8   7  1  60         10/24/04-F (5236)         
-ESTRADA 31507                 8   8     60         EX-PHILLIS (5190)         
 BLAH 12315                    7   1     60         4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   
 ABOMINATION 29232             9   5  1  59         THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 
 BEN WEINSTEIN 38022           9   8     59         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
-PRISONER 0103 33733           6   6     59         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 SPORTSCENTER 17562            4   3     59         CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPEN UP, POLICE 25801         3   0     59         DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   
-PRISONER 0083 31432           7   9     58         DUNGEON CELL 17 (5177)    
 GREEN SLIME 39621             3   1     58         YUCK! II (6589)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUELINER 25217              11   4     56         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           6   6     56         CROSS BREED! (3837)       
-MAM 35208                     5   1     56         MY FAMILY (5797)          
-FIST OF FURY 7472             3   5     56         HINDSIGHT (1068)          
-1100 17778                    5   1     55         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-BEAU 25059                    5   1     55         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
-DANG 33341                   10   3     54         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 ARTIST 32520                  6   5     53         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-SIR REPTICIOUS 10016          5   6     53         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 HEAT MIZER 32846              2   1     53         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
 THE INTERNET 34967            8   5  1  52         TIME WASTERS (5754)       
-STYRENE 32511                 3   2     52         H.F.C. (5360)             
-THE BIZZLE 18151              5   6     51         HOMIES (2783)             
-FUNKY BUT MONKEY 10143        3   5  1  51         LUNCHABLES (840)          
 GIRLS? 26412                  3   0     51         MID-LIFE (4267)           
-LAURA'S SMILE 7459            6   7     50         GIFTS FROM HEAVEN (1066)  
-PRISONER 0119 33749           4   2     50         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 CHINA 35079                   5   2     49         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317      4   1     49         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-YORDY KAHL 607                1   0     49         A UNIT X (116)            
-GANGRENE 30731                8   7     48         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        6   1     48         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-WARRIOR 1 22691               4   7     47         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
-PRISONER 0146 34114           7   5     43         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
 2301 17798                    5   6     43         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 GREEN FIVE 25052              3   0  1  42         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 DEXTERA 37305                 3   1     42         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
 FIBULARIS 28877               6   3  1  40         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
 1104 17782                    5   6     40         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 SNAPE 39067                   2   2     40         I KNEW IT! (6501)         
 HYPATIA 30568                 3   3     38         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
-TOURNAMENT CHAMPION 7447      4   3     37         EXCITEMENT (1063)         
-0001A 24036                   5   5     36         APR 2002 7 (2216)         
-DARKSWORD 36271               4   7     36         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
-DONGLE 17542                  3   9     36         INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 
 SLAP SHOT 34796               9   8     35         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-PRISONER 0176 34144           3   4  1  35         DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    
 ROOM 282 33685                3   1  1  35         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
-CHINA PRINCESS 19585          3   4     35         OZ RETURNS (3036)         
-UNDERDOG 27834                2   7     35         BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        
-WONDER BREAD 12958            2   3     35         BREADBASKET (1900)        
 CHRISTINA 31258               2   3     35         CWR 1 (5142)              
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         7   9     34         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-PRISONER 0210 36032           1   3     34         DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    
 FEDERER 33653                 1   3     34         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHUCKS 33343                  6   7     33         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-RONALD MCNOBLE 35277          3   0     33         ARCANE ARCHES (5810)      
-PRISONER 0157 34125           1   5     33         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
-ISIS 10843                    5   3     32         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
 MUSTARD 35466                 3   1  1  32         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
-MAKIN 36643                   2   0  1  32         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
-ICKY BEATS 35350              2   3     32         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
-MICA 33707                    2   2     32         4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  
 GROVER 39077                  2   2     32         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 XRIS 36974                    2   1     32         WOW (6113)                
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            5   4     31         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CYCLONE 36270                 4   6     31         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
-DIVER 25492                   3   1     30         INQUISITION 2004 12 (4086)
-REFRESHE 38699                3   0     30         SAFEWAY SELECT (6435)     
-PRISONER 0145 33775           2   4     30         DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    
-UH-OH 33703                   2   0  1  29         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
-TEST1 19558                   2   2     29         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
-BROCKWAY 32509                2   3     29         H.F.C. (5360)             
 KATAMARI DAMACY 38613         3   1     28         COOL GAMES (6418)         
 CHERIKA 36644                 2   2  1  28         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
-PRISONER 0201 36023           2   0     28         DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    
 SHAZZAN 39499                 1   1     28         BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      
 BISCUIT 37204                 7   4  1  26         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-SPACE GHOST 36190             3   2     26         BRAIN FOOD 15 (5974)      
 BE THE GUY 38688              2   2     25         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-ASIAN STYLE 36833             2   0     25         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
-PERCY QUIN 24 29478           2   3     25         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 COSTA RICA 35078              1   8     25         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 MAT CAUTHON 16066             5   7  2  24         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         2   2     23         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 FROZEN PUCK 36622             5   7     22         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 BLIND FAITH 34771             2   1     22         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
 CHIAD 17174                   5   4  2  21         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
 CHARCOAL 36119                2   1  1  21         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
 SMOKEY 18827                  1   2  1  21         FRIDAY (2900)             
 ASPARAGUS 38983               1   3     21         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
-SHU TON MEY 31273             1   0     21         FAR EAST (5145)           
 KRZYZEWSKI 38560              2   0  1  20         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
-WOW 38469                     2   2     20         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-GAFF 34939                    2   3     19         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
-ANGEL DUST 15222              2   0     19         LOST SOULS 20 (1638)      
 WEBBED BEAUS 36458            1   3  1  19         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 SCHNAPPS 39610                1   0     19         BOOZE 2 (6587)            
 LIL PRINCESS 39613            1   0     19         CANDY 2 (6588)            
 PINK EYE 33346                1   0     19         COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    
-TEEREX 12803                  3   0     18         ILLUMINATI (1684)         
 RAINER 36636                  1   1     18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 
 YELLOW 36005                  1   1     18         COLORING (5947)           
-VANNA WHITE 39213             2   0     17         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
-KNACKASPRACK 12889            2   5     17         TEAM SPRACK (1889)        
-REST OF FONZ 36613            0   1     17         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
 BEAVER 39056                  2   1     16         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
-NINE IRON 16658               1   4  1  16         LOST SOULS NINE (2533)    
-EVIL CHICK 11325              1   5     16         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
 ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           1   3     16         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 INSPECTED BY #12 38433        1   0     16         RED MEAT X (6388)         
 OAK CREEK 39097               3   1     15         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-BLOOD MONEY 11597             1   4     15         ILLUMINATI (1684)         
-A 36607                       1   0     15         GAMES (6043)              
-TRIP 25413                    0   1     15         INQUISITION 2004 14 (4071)
-0027 32042                    1   7     14         OCT 2004 15 (5282)        
-PRISONER 0280 38220           1   1     14         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
-0026 32037                    2   0     13         OCT 2004 14 (5281)        
-MANAGER 36609                 1   0  1  12         THEY'RE AWFUL (6044)      
-ZAVEBE 38286                  1   2     12         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
-HELISON 38320                 1   2     12         SPACE WOLVES (6365)       
 BURNIN RING OF FIBER 38436    1   0     12         RED MEAT X (6388)         
 NINE INCH NAILS 38497         2   0     11         POWER TOOLS (6399)        
 RAGE 36450                    1   0     11         EMOTIONS (6013)           
-SPOONS 36604                  1   0     11         GAMES (6043)              
 NUT LOAF 13524                2   0     10         GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   
-CONSORTIUM WASTE 38168        2   0     10         CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT WARRIOR 38461            1   0     10         THAT TEAM II (6393)       
-KATRINA 38557                 1   0     10         HURRICANE (6406)          
-ALANIS 31259                  1   0     10         CWR 1 (5142)              
-BETHNAEL 38296                2   1      9         WINTER WOLVES (6360)      
-TUCKER 11598                  2   3      9         ILLUMINATI (1684)         
 MILFORD 38111                 2   2      9         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-CREAM 38209                   1   0      9         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
 CELESTE 23207                 1   0      9         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
-BORING 38102                  1   0      9         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
-JOB 38090                     1   0      9         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
-ONE MAN BAND 35410            2   2      8         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 THAT WARRIOR 38391            2   2      8         THAT TEAM V (6379)        
 THE YELLOW STREAK 38456       2   2      8         MIDWEST AVENGERS II (6392)
-TAINTED TURNKEY 37827         1   1      8         DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    
 TYLER 38206                   1   3  1   7         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 STUPID MOUSE 39591            1   1      7         11/19/05I (6585)          
 FOOTNOTE 39541                1   2      7         CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   
 FURIOUS BEARPALER 39082       0   1      7         HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  
 SCROD-HORSE 13583             0   1      7         SPLICING SCROD (1999)     
-NILE 38135                    0   1      7         PLACE BY PLACE (6331)     
 DEXEDRINE 38179               0   1      7         SPEED DEMONS (6339)       
-ST. LOUIS 34698               0   1      7         BEEN THERE (5713)         
 SCRODAPOTAMUS 35311           0   1      7         SPLICING SCROD (1999)     
-MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      0   1      7         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       
-CORRUPT WARDEN 37673          1   1      6         DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    
 RASHEED 31254                 1   3      6         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
-CREVE COUER 38113             1   3      6         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-QUEUE 38099                   1   3      6         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 ZARA 39244                    0   2      6         AL-GHAZIS (2429)          
-UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS 39020    0   2      6         OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       
-DOWN UNDER 39088              1   2      5         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
 ZEBRA 38975                   0   3      5         I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     
 THAT WARRIOR 38408            0   4      4         THAT TEAM IX (6383)       
-POST-IT NECK TIE 38364        0   2      2         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
 PRIME 39392                   0   2      2         NUMBERS 8 (2723)          
-FRANCES 38553                 0   1      1         HURRICANE (6406)          
-14A 10D 26705                 0   1      1         B5 10 (4324)              
-MAROULA 39305                 0   1      1         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
-TAIL OF THE SPRACK 12849      0   1      1         TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     
-MYRINA 39304                  0   1      1         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NASTY ASHLEY 39554      0  1   11/19/05B 6578       MANAGER 36609         162   
BLACK DYNAMO 37993      0  1   ARCANE LOCKJAW 6310  UH-OH 33703           160   
SHANGHAI 34697          0  2   BEEN THERE 5713      KRZYZEWSKI 38560      163   
EPIONIA 38248           1  1   CAIN'S ANGELS 6351   WEBBED BEAUS 36458    161   
BLUE VELVET 39456       0  1   COLOR TUNES 5502     SPYMASTER             163  NONE
PRISONER 0204 36026     1  1   DUNGEON CELL 40 5951 SMOKEY 18827          162   
ATTILA 21173            4  6   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  DARK CHAMPION         163  NONE
CORDELL 22698           0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  HIGH ELF              163  NONE
CRONK 22699             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  HIGH ELF              163  NONE
SINDELL 22700           0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
SLENDER 23205           0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 WURM KIN              163  NONE
TOAST 23204             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 BANDIT PRINCE         163  NONE
FATTY ARBUCKLE 7151     0  3   GWAR 1021            SPYMASTER             163  NONE
NOPE 39663              0  1   GWAR 1021            SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
GARGLE 11600            0  5   ILLUMINATI 1684      TYLER 38206           162   
OZZIE 36421             0  2   NELSON 6007          CHIAD 17174           161   
CHILI CHEESE 19622      5  6   NOTHING BUT DIP 3042 ARENAMASTER           163  NONE
1008 13732              2  5   NUMBER CRUNCHER 2029 MAKIN 36643           161   
0017 31470              8  7   OCT 2004 11 5183     TURNIP TORNEDO 35257  163   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
UGLY LIGHT ECRU 38470   0  1   OFF-COLOR 5839       MOUNTAIN TROLL        163  NONE
DA1 39664               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      ARENAMASTER           163  NONE
DA2 39665               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      BANDIT PRINCE         163  NONE
DA3 39666               0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      HIGH ELF              163  NONE
REDLINE 39129           1  2   POWER PLAY 4037      MOUNTAIN TROLL        163  NONE
JOHN LENNON 38027       6  5   SENSITIVE GUYS 6316  GREEN FIVE 25052      163   
NO GOOD BOOK 39091      0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    HIGH ELF              163  NONE
YUCKY JUST YUCK 39089   0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
DA4 39667               0  1   SLAP SHOT 4036       SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
A 29231                 0  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 4765 MOUNTAIN TROLL        163  NONE
B 29233                 0  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 4765 SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
C 29230                 0  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 4765 HIGH ELF              163  NONE
D 29234                 0  1   THE BROTHERHOOD 4765 SHEWISH GIANT         163  NONE
RED FIVE 25053          1  4   UNO 4WI 4003         ROOM 282 33685        163   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I won one!  I won one!  Watch out world!  Zavebe, I think I love you! -- Costa Rica

From The Consortium Clans everywhere....  Happy New Year To All And To All A Good
Fight.

     And to you as well! -- Ed.

Illuminati -- You are so very welcome.  It was my pleasure to help you unload Gargle,
and to put it out of its misery.  Tell Terex, "I'll be waiting...!" -- Tyler

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHILI CHEESE was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ATTILA was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
FATTY ARBUCKLE was killed by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
REDLINE was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UGLY LIGHT ECRU was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA2 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA4 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CORDELL was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YUCKY JUST YUCKY was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CRONK was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
C was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
A was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
B was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was executed by ARENAMASTER in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
NOPE was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
D was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
SINDELL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NO GOOD BOOK was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
TOAST was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
SLENDER was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
BLUE VELVET was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEXTERA overcame SLAP SHOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge bout.
SHANGHAI was dealt death by KRZYZEWSKI in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
MEMPHIS demolished MUCOUS in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
THE DORK ONE viciously subdued YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! in a 3 minute competition.
PUEBLO C won victory over BLUELINER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ABOMINATION was savagely defeated by LAZY DOG in a 5 minute Challenge fray.
CHRISTINA was outwaited by OPOSSUMS in a 8 minute brutal Challenge bout.
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE overpowered FIBULARIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
YELLOW SUBMARINE overpowered THE INTERNET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HEAT MIZER luckily beat GEORGE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
FEDERER was overpowered by BLAH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
YELLOW was overpowered by SHAZZAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
XRIS overcame NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MUSTARD overpowered FROZEN PUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHERIKA vanquished WEBBED BEAUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THAT WARRIOR was beaten by LONGUS COLLI in a 5 minute Challenge match.
OAK CREEK beat STUPID MOUSE in a action packed 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
NEOPHYTE demolished SEX CAMEL in a popular 1 minute uneven Title contest.
SHAKE devastated SPORTSCENTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
12A 7D was overpowered by FLABBY-O in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
BIOS was overcome by KENTUCKY MCFRIED in a popular 1 minute expert's match.
PULL MY FINGER beat BEN WEINSTEIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
KICK INTHE TEETH subdued 1104 in a action packed 1 minute competition.
0017 was executed by TURNIP TORNEDO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PORN BRINGER devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHINA viciously subdued UNHOLY GERBIL in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
OPEN UP, POLICE overpowered BLIND FAITH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CROCODILE HUNTER handily defeated ASPARAGUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRIM LEGACY was defeated by SNAPE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
2301 beat THE SUB SHOP in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ARTIST was savagely defeated by GIRLS? in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
LARG JOHN demolished SMOKEY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOHN LENNON was killed by GREEN FIVE in a popular 1 minute battle.
HYPATIA overpowered ELVIS PRESLEY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHIAD was viciously subdued by GREEN SLIME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
ROOM 282 murdered RED FIVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KATAMARI DAMACY unbelievably bested RAINER in a 2 minute match.
COSTA RICA was outlasted by I WILL LEAD YOU in a unpopular 19 minute gory contest.
BE THE GUY narrowly defeated MAT CAUTHON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
GROVER overpowered 2804 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHARCOAL bested THE YELLOW STREAK in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
BISCUIT won victory over THAT WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MILFORD subdued DEXEDRINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's conflict.
BEAVER defeated TYLER in a exciting 1 minute amateur's bout.
FOOTNOTE was unbelievably bested by PINK EYE in a 2 minute gory duel.
ZEBRA was luckily beaten by NINE INCH NAILS in a 3 minute novice's fight.
PRIME was overpowered by LIL PRINCESS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GRAND RAPIDS was vanquished by INSPECTED BY #12 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZARA was bested by CELESTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute beginner's match.
NUT LOAF beat FURIOUS BEARPALER in a popular 5 minute novice's match.
RASHEED was savagely defeated by BURNIN RING OF FIBER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
RAGE devastated SCRODAPOTAMUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
THAT WARRIOR demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCROD-HORSE was savagely defeated by SCHNAPPS in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         STRIKING ATTACK  171 - 106 - 12      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  88 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         AIMED BLOW       124 - 145 -  5      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         LUNGING ATTACK   162 - 192 -  7      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         SLASHING ATTACK   56 -  73 -  3      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  47 -  0      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  33 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  23 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  13 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 163 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 20         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MEMPHIS 29598              10   5  0  121 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE DORK ONE 28222         11   0  0  114 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)
AIMED BLOW       MUCOUS 10782               16  13  1   91 HACKING COUGH (1293)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLABBY-O 30720              4   1  1   87 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)
TOTAL PARRY      GRIM LEGACY 20413           3   2  0   77 CROSS BREED II (3196)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217     8   1  0   66 COLOR TUNES (5502)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 12A 7D 26666.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LAZY DOG 13678.  The ten other most popular fighters were FURIOUS BEARPALER 
-26454, THE DORK ONE 28222, GEORGE 31744, SCROD-HORSE 13583, GIRLS? 26412, CHIAD 
17174, STUPID MOUSE -25945, CHINA -30457, SCHNAPPS -25926, and KICK INTHE TEETH 7173.

The least popular fighter this week was I WILL LEAD YOU -28831.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COSTA RICA -30458, OPOSSUMS 21049, SCRODAPOTAMUS -30225, PRIME 
-26144, THE YELLOW STREAK -27080, 2804 17776, RED FIVE 25053, ELVIS PRESLEY -29981, 
ASPARAGUS -26553, and BLIND FAITH -30765.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SEX CAMEL (82-25548) SWEET NOTHINGS