DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/21/2006    Duedate: 02/03/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 165

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NEOPHYTE
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)
(82-4574) [11-5-0,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NEOPHYTE                       TURNIP TORNEDO
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)        GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
(82-4574) [11-5-0,152]         (82-35257) [6-0-1,81]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

12A 7D                         BEN WEINSTEIN
B5 2 (4316)                    STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDGE (6315)
(82-26666) [16-34-0,83]        (82-38022) [9-9-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CONSONANTS R US (6407)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK TOADS 05K (5487)         36 
2. POWER PLAY (4037)             36    BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)
3. STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDGE (6315)   32    Unchartered Team
4. CONSONANTS R US (6407)        29 
5. DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)       27    GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)   6   0  1 100.   1/12*CONSONANTS R US (6407)    4  1 1
 2- 3*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)    4   0  0 100.   2- 2 COLOR TUNES (5502)        4  2 0
 3- 5*TOADS OF LUROC (6221)      3   0  0 100.   3/ 4*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  3  0 1
 4- 6*CAPILLARY (5169)           3   0  0 100.   4/10 BEER 3 (2018)             3  0 0
 5/ 0*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)    2   0  1 100.   5/11 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   3  0 0
 6- 7*RED MEAT X (6388)          2   0  0 100.   6/27*UNO 4WI (4003)            3  1 1
 7- 8*POWER TOOLS (6399)         2   0  0 100.   7-13*BLOOD SINS (6610)         3  2 0
 8- 9*BOOZE 2 (6587)             2   0  0 100.   8- 3 OFF-COLOR (5839)          3  3 0
 9/26*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313)  2   0  0 100.   9- 1 MORE PLACES (5777)        3  6 0
10-10*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     2   0  0 100.  10/16 SLAP SHOT (4036)          3  8 0
11-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303)  2   0  0 100.  11-19*RED MEAT X (6388)         2  0 0
12-14*LUROCIAN TC (5349)         2   0  0 100.  12-22*BOOZE 2 (6587)            2  0 0
13-15*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)    2   0  0 100.  13-23*YUCK! II (6589)           2  0 0
14-23*3 LETTER NERDS (6625)      1   0  0 100.  14-14*MOVIN' ON (6326)          2  0 0
15-18*THAT TEAM II (6393)        1   0  0 100.  15/60*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 2  0 0
16-17*HIGHLANDER (6626)          1   0  0 100.  16-24*TOADS OF LUROC (6221)     2  0 0
17-19*STREET PIZZAD XV (6505)    1   0  0 100.  17/48*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313) 2  0 0
18-20*WATCHERS! II (6622)        1   0  0 100.  18/64 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*REDUX 10 (6623)            1   0  0 100.  19- 5 COLD (4959)               2  0 0
20-22*WATCHER (6624)             1   0  0 100.  20-25*DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   2  0 0
21/ 0*DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)    1   0  0 100.  21/81 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 2  0 0
22/ 0*DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)    1   0  0 100.  22- 8*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      2  0 0
23-25*EMOTIONS (6013)            1   0  0 100.  23- 9*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   2  0 0
24/ 0*DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)    1   0  0 100.  24-26 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      2  0 0
25/ 0*DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)    1   0  0 100.  25/ 6 MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      2  1 0
26-27*EYE (5154)                 1   0  0 100.  26/ 7 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  2  1 0
27-28*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)      1   0  0 100.  11/111 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     2  2 0
28-29*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)       1   0  0 100.  28-15 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        2  3 0
29-30*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)       1   0  0 100.  43/143 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  4 0
30/ 0*DA TOIKEY WAS DELI (1998)  1   0  0 100.  30/37 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 2  5 0
31/ 1 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  12   1  0 92.3  31-17*TEMPE -05 (5575)          1  0 1
32-31*4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)    8   1  0 88.9  32-18*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    1  0 1
33-32*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997)  7   1  1 87.5  33/ 0*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   1  0 1
34/42*CONSONANTS R US (6407)     5   1  1 83.3  34/ 0*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)   1  0 1
35-35*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     8   2  1 80.0  35-47*3 LETTER NERDS (6625)     1  0 0
36-36 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001)  8   2  1 80.0  36-20*SPACE WOLVES (6365)       1  0 0
37-38*YUCK! II (6589)            4   1  0 80.0  37-40*THAT TEAM II (6393)       1  0 0
38/47*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  4   1  0 80.0  38-21*POWER TOOLS (6399)        1  0 0
39-39*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086)  4   1  0 80.0  01-101*COOL GAMES (6418)         1  0 0
40-40*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)     4   1  0 80.0  40-42*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  1  0 0
41-41 DINO DUDES II (1263)      10   3  0 76.9  00-100*I'M A MUPPET (6503)       1  0 0
42-43*TEMPE -05 (5575)           3   1  1 75.0  42-43*STREET PIZZAD XV (6505)   1  0 0
43-44*COOL GAMES (6418)          3   1  0 75.0  02-102*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      1  0 0
44-46*WINTER WOLVES (6360)       3   1  0 75.0  44-41*HIGHLANDER (6626)         1  0 0
45/ 0*SMOKE SHOP (5025)          3   1  0 75.0  45-44*WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
46-48*MID-LIFE (4267)            3   1  0 75.0  46-45*REDUX 10 (6623)           1  0 0
47-49 COLD (4959)               10   4  0 71.4  47-46*WATCHER (6624)            1  0 0
48/50 BEER 3 (2018)              9   4  1 69.2  48-61*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 1  0 0
49/63 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 12   6  0 66.7  13-113*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    1  0 0
50-51*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  6   3  2 66.7  50/ 0*DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)   1  0 0
51-52*ALMOST 2 (4163)            6   3  0 66.7  51-55*EMOTIONS (6013)           1  0 0
52-53*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)  4   2  2 66.7  14-114*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    1  0 0
53/ 0*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)    2   1  1 66.7  53/ 0*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     1  0 0
54-55*11/19/05I (6585)           2   1  0 66.7  54-62*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 1  0 0
55-58*WOW (6113)                 2   1  0 66.7  12-112*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    1  0 0
56-56*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  2   1  0 66.7  56/ 0*DARK TOADS 05W (5942)     1  0 0
57-57*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    2   1  0 66.7  57-54*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    1  0 0
58-59*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     2   1  0 66.7  08-108*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    1  0 0
59-60*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   1  0 66.7  59-57*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  0 0
60-62*B IS FOR... (3734)         2   1  0 66.7  60-58*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    1  0 0
61-64 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)      9   5  0 64.3  10-110*WOW (6113)                1  0 0
62-67*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)   5   3  0 62.5  62/ 0*DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)   1  0 0
63/77 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        8   5  1 61.5  63/ 0*DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)   1  0 0
64/79 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562)  8   5  0 61.5  64/ 0*DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)   1  0 0
65-68*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)       8   5  0 61.5  09-109*WINTER WOLVES (6360)      1  0 0
66-69 COLOR TUNES (5502)        15  10  0 60.0  66/ 0*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   1  0 0
67-70 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  9   6  1 60.0  67-49*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303) 1  0 0
68-71*ANIMAL PLANET (3858)       9   6  0 60.0  68-65*LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937) 1  0 0
69/85*UNO 4WI (4003)             6   4  1 60.0  69-66*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997) 1  0 0
70-73*BLOOD SINS (6610)          3   2  0 60.0  70-69*SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 1  0 0
71-74*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)     3   2  0 60.0  71-67 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 1  0 0
72-75*CROSS BREED II (3196)      3   2  0 60.0  72/ 0*SMOKE SHOP (5025)         1  0 0
73-76*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863)  3   2  0 60.0  18-118 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 1  0 0
74/65 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  7   5  1 58.3  74-71*EYE (5154)                1  0 0
75-81 TIME WASTERS (5754)        8   6  1 57.1  75-72*SPINE (5155)              1  0 0
76/80 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 17  13  0 56.7  76-73*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     1  0 0
77/91 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 11   9  1 55.0  77-74*CAPILLARY (5169)          1  0 0
78-87 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       12  10  0 54.5  78-75*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 1  0 0
79/72 MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       6   5  0 54.5  79-76*LUROCIAN TC (5349)        1  0 0
80/86 GWAR (1021)              104  87  9 54.5  80/ 0*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     1  0 0
81-88 OCT 2004 11 (5183)         8   7  0 53.3  81/ 0*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-89 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          17  15  0 53.1  20-120*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086) 1  0 0
83/84 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   10   9  1 52.6  83-78*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      1  0 0
84-92 SUNNYDALE (1485)         112 102  1 52.3  84-80*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      1  0 0
85-93 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 74  71  6 51.0  85-83 KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 1  0 0
86/ 0 ON A WHIM (301)          108 105  3 50.7  86-85*LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    1  0 0
87-94 SENSITIVE GUYS (6316)     24  24  0 50.0  87-87*B IS FOR... (3734)        1  0 0
88-95 10/24/04-F (5236)          8   8  1 50.0  88-88*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863) 1  0 0
89-97*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461)  5   5  0 50.0  89-93*GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   1  0 0
90/ 0*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)      4   4  0 50.0  90/ 0*DA TOIKEY WAS DELI (1998) 1  0 0
91/ 0*DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      4   4  0 50.0  91-97 BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     1  0 0
92-99*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  3   3  0 50.0  92-98 DINO DUDES II (1263)      1  0 0
02-102*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       2   2  0 50.0  93-28 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     1  1 1
01-101*SPACE WOLVES (6365)        2   2  0 50.0  04-104*CANDY 2 (6588)            1  1 0
03-103*I'M A MUPPET (6503)        2   2  0 50.0  25-125*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 1  1 0
00-100*THAT TEAM V (6379)         2   2  0 50.0  27-127*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  1 0
06-106*GAMES (6043)               2   2  0 50.0  97-30*I KNEW IT! (6501)         1  1 0
04-104*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     2   2  0 50.0  98-31*11/19/05I (6585)          1  1 0
99/61*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  2   2  0 50.0  28-128*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        1  1 0
68/168*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)       2   2  0 50.0  73/173*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   1  1 0
01/ 0*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    1   1  1 50.0  29-129*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  1  1 0
10-110*CANDY 2 (6588)             1   1  0 50.0  02/50*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 1  1 0
09-109*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)       1   1  0 50.0  03/ 0*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     1  1 0
04/ 0*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)      1   1  0 50.0  04/77*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  1 0
08/208*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    1   1  0 50.0  05/68 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 1  1 0
06/24*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  1   1  0 50.0  16-116*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    1  1 0
13-113*LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)  1   1  0 50.0  07/82*SISSIES (4563)            1  1 0
12-112*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)     1   1  0 50.0  21-121*LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 1  1 0
14-114*LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)        1   1  0 50.0  09-33*MID-LIFE (4267)           1  1 0
15-115*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)       1   1  0 50.0  22-122 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       1  1 0
16-116 FEAR FACTORY III (1018)   44  46  1 48.9  19-119*ALMOST 2 (4163)           1  1 0
17-117 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       17  18  1 48.6  03/203*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      1  1 0
19/119 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       54  59  5 47.8  13-34*CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      1  1 0
20-120 NAMES? (4632)             23  26  0 46.9  14-29*FRIDAY (2900)             1  1 0
18/118 SLAP SHOT (4036)          29  33  1 46.8  12/212 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       1  1 0
22-122*MOVIN' ON (6326)           6   7  0 46.2  78/178 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 1  2 0
23-123 CROSS BREED! (3837)        6   7  0 46.2  52/152 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       1  2 0
35/135 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          16  19  0 45.7  31/131 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
29/129 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   23  29  1 44.2  32/132*NUMBERS 8 (2723)          1  2 0
28-128 AGGRAVATED ANARCHY (505)  19  25  1 43.2  33/133 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  2 0
30-130 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     15  20  4 42.9  21-38*ILLUMINATI (1684)         1  2 0
32-132*DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)     3   4  0 42.9  36/136 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   1  2 0
33-133*CWR 1 (5142)               3   4  0 42.9  23/ 0*PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  3 0
24/ 0*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)      3   4  0 42.9  39-139*ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    1  3 0
34/134 HACKING COUGH (1293)      23  32  2 41.8  35/135 GWAR (1021)               1  3 0
31/131 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307)  9  13  0 40.9  42/142*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   1  8 0
38-138 THE MUSIC MAN (1256)       6   9  0 40.0  44/144 POWER PLAY (4037)         1 10 0
40-140*FRIDAY (2900)              2   3  1 40.0  45/145 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0 12 0
41-141*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392)  2   3  0 40.0  57/157*TELEVTE (5738)            0  4 0
43-143*I KNEW IT! (6501)          2   3  0 40.0  47-147 FEAR FACTORY III (1018)   0  4 0
42-142*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  2   3  0 40.0  49-149 SHARON STUFF (5362)       0  3 0
32/ 0*DARK TOADS 05W (5942)      2   3  0 40.0  50/150 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
44-144*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         2   3  0 40.0  37/137 HACKING COUGH (1293)      0  3 0
46-146 IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      28  44  3 38.9  41/141 A UNIT X (116)            0  3 0
36/136 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          5   8  0 38.5  54-154*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  0  2 0
47-147 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  12  20  1 37.5  65/165*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611) 0  2 0
49-149*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)     3   5  1 37.5  26-126*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       0  2 0
50-150*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3   5  0 37.5  48-148 TIME WASTERS (5754)       0  2 0
54-154 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    13  23  0 36.1  75/175*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 0  2 0
40/ 0 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    120 218  4 35.5  40-35*GAMES (6043)              0  2 0
53-153 FOOT UP MY ORC (2221)      6  11  0 35.3  59-159*COLORING (5947)           0  2 0
51/151 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     34  63  6 35.1  30-130 10/24/04-F (5236)         0  2 0
56-156*ILLUMINATI (1684)          9  17  0 34.6  43-36*CWR 1 (5142)              0  2 0
57-157 OFF-COLOR (5839)          10  19  2 34.5  51-151 NAMES? (4632)             0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
55/155 POWER PLAY (4037)         29  56  0 34.1  60-160 CROSS BREED! (3837)       0  2 0
59-159*F IS FOR ... (3926)        1   2  1 33.3  04/204*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  2 0
60-160*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)    1   2  0 33.3  61-161*M IS FOR ... (3919)       0  2 0
61-161*COLORING (5947)            1   2  0 33.3  40-140 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          0  2 0
62-162*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)     1   2  0 33.3  62-162*SPLICING SCROD (1999)     0  2 0
64-164*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)   1   2  0 33.3  50/ 0 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     0  2 0
11/111*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048)  1   2  0 33.3  38-138 DIGITAL DEATH (402)       0  2 0
65-165*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304)  1   2  0 33.3  71-171*MIDWEST AVENGERS I (6392) 0  1 0
66-166*SPINE (5155)               1   2  0 33.3  64-164*ALMOST THERE (6627)       0  1 0
67-167*O IS FOR... (3750)         1   2  0 33.3  53-153*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     0  1 0
70/170 B5 2 (4316)               16  35  0 31.4  66-166*IN BOB'S HOUSE (6621)     0  1 0
56/ 0*PERRY COUNTY (5948)        8  18  1 30.8  63-163*LUROCIAN FTF05 (6522)     0  1 0
71-171 SHARON STUFF (5362)        9  21  0 30.0  03-103*CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   0  1 0
72-172 MORE PLACES (5777)        13  31  1 29.5  68-168*THAT TEAM IX (6383)       0  1 0
73-173 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        26  63  1 29.2  69-169*THAT TEAM V (6379)        0  1 0
75-175*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     2   5  0 28.6  55-155*DATING A FROG (6015)      0  1 0
76-176 THE WRETCHED (3963)       23  58  3 28.4  83-183*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 0  1 0
74/174 A UNIT X (116)            10  26  2 27.8  85-185*INQUISITION SL3 (6276)    0  1 0
78-178*DATING A FROG (6015)       1   3  1 25.0  80-180*BEEN THERE (5713)         0  1 0
79-179*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568)  1   3  0 25.0  77-177*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 0  1 0
69/169*NUMBERS 8 (2723)           1   3  0 25.0  65/ 0*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)   0  1 0
81-181 INQUISITION XXXIII (2687)  3  10  0 23.1  66/ 0*DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)   0  1 0
83/183*TELEVTE (5738)             8  31  3 20.5  56-156*DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    0  1 0
85-185*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        1   4  0 20.0  58-158*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    0  1 0
86-186*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     1   4  0 20.0  79-179 SENSITIVE GUYS (6316)     0  1 0
87-187*ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)     6  26  0 18.7  84-184*AG IS FOR... (5740)       0  1 0
92/192 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)      6  29  0 17.1  82-182*SPEED DEMONS (6339)       0  1 0
89-189*THAT TEAM IX (6383)        1   5  0 16.7  76-176*AD IS FOR... (5743)       0  1 0
88/188*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         1   6  1 14.3  15-115*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   0  1 0
90/190*SISSIES (4563)             1   6  0 14.3  06-106*DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    0  1 0
93-193*SPLICING SCROD (1999)      1   6  0 14.3  86-186*LUROCIAN LI (5223)        0  1 0
91/191*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    1   8  0 11.1  90-190*MUSCLE (5163)             0  1 0
94-194*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)      0   3  0  0.0  87-187*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      0  1 0
95-195*BEEN THERE (5713)          0   3  0  0.0  88-188*LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)       0  1 0
96-196*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)      0   3  0  0.0  89-189*BLOOD TITANS (5420)       0  1 0
02/202*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611)  0   2  0  0.0  17-117 OCT 2004 11 (5183)        0  1 0
97-197*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)   0   2  0  0.0  96-196*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 0  1 0
03-203*IN BOB'S HOUSE (6621)      0   1  0  0.0  95-195*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      0  1 0
01-201*ALMOST THERE (6627)        0   1  0  0.0  97-197 THE WRETCHED (3963)       0  1 0
00-200*LUROCIAN FTF05 (6522)      0   1  0  0.0  98-198*CROSS BREED II (3196)     0  1 0
05-205*AG IS FOR... (5740)        0   1  0  0.0  99-199*DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     0  1 0
07-207*INQUISITION SL3 (6276)     0   1  0  0.0  00-200 IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      0  1 0
04-204*SPEED DEMONS (6339)        0   1  0  0.0  02-202*O IS FOR... (3750)        0  1 0
88/ 0*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)    0   1  0  0.0  05-205*F IS FOR ... (3926)       0  1 0
89/ 0*DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)    0   1  0  0.0  23-123 INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 0  1 0
06-206*AD IS FOR... (5743)        0   1  0  0.0  09-209 FOOT UP MY ORC (2221)     0  1 0
12-212*MUSCLE (5163)              0   1  0  0.0  24-124 SUNNYDALE (1485)          0  1 0
09-209*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)       0   1  0  0.0  13-213 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  0  1 0
11-211*LUROCIAN LI (5223)         0   1  0  0.0  93/ 0 ON A WHIM (301)           0  1 0
10-210*BLOOD TITANS (5420)        0   1  0  0.0  15-215 AGGRAVATED ANARCHY (505)  0  1 0
13-213*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  0   1  0  0.0  06-206 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, MORE PLACES, since 
CONSONANTS R US took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The 
Warty Toad is buying drinks for CONSONANTS R US' good turn, I'm afraid the place will 
be dry before long.  A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Warty Toad and join UNO 4WI's celebration over their good record this turn.  6th 
place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join NUTHIN BUTA G THING's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  17th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26's good turn, I'm afraid the place will 
be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Warty Toad and join PERFECTION QUEST 3's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  21st place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
MUSCLE MEN 11, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 19 into 25th.  Here's my pity, for what 
it's worth.  Look out below!  BLADE BROTHERS II is on the way down, falling to 26th 
from 7th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for HORROR 
ENCLAVE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-1-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join NUMBERS 6's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  29th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for CLEARING TO PLOW's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  
PERFECTION QUEST 6 has fallen to 102nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's 
bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 
34, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 27 into 104th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  
Look out below!  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 is on the way down, falling to 105th from 68th 
with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  SISSIES has fallen to 
107th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Warty Toad and join SIZE ISSUES 2's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  112th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for FEAR 
FACTORY's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join STR8 OUTTA 
ROCKRIDGE's celebration over their good record this turn.  116th place, not bad.  If 
The Warty Toad is buying drinks for MUSCLE MEN 4's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Warty Toad and join INQUISITION PHL0306's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  118th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for NUMBERS 8's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join NUMBERS 11's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  120th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for BAD PICKUP LINES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Warty Toad and join GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  126th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for POWER PLAY's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-4-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join GOLDEN KNIGHTS' 
celebration over their good record this turn.  128th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for TELEVTE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 0-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Warty Toad and join B5 2's celebration over their good record this turn.  132nd 
place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for NEW PHILANTHROPISTS' good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  139th place, not bad.  If The Warty 
Toad is buying drinks for SIZE ISSUES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see MC SOY CHAI win a fight and gain 31 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SLAP SHOT beat HEAT MIZER and HEAT MIZER lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, DWES EG may be getting bland, as NEOPHYTE stays 
top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BLADE BROTHERS II.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, LONGUS COLLI was this turn's most challenged warrior. 
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  MEMPHIS challenged down 40 
against B5 2's 12A 7D.  What a weasel!  And sorry to say, MEMPHIS subdued 12A 7D, 
leaving a bad feeling with the crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term I'm 
looking for.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DWES EG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEOPHYTE 4574                11   5    152         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEMPHIS 29598                11   5    124         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 8649        10   3    113         DINO DUDES II (1263)      
-SHAKE 30242                  10   4    104         COLD (4959)               
-LARG JOHN 8616                6   9    104         THE MUSIC MAN (1256)      
 LAZY DOG 13678                9   4  1 100         BEER 3 (2018)             
-YOU GOTTA RECOGNIZE! 28449   11  25     94         NAMES? (4632)             
-SIN-EATER 24827               8  16  2  94         THE WRETCHED (3963)       
-VALERIA 5370                  9   7  1  93         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
 THE DORK ONE 28222           12   1     92         BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUCOUS 10782                 16  15  1  88         HACKING COUGH (1293)      
-FLABBY-O 30720                4   1  1  87         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
-KINETIX 30489                 6   3  2  86         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)
-TWINKLE 30484                 7   1  1  84         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4997)
 12A 7D 26666                 16  34     83         B5 2 (4316)               
-KENTUCKY MCFRIED 8158         9   5     81         BLAMMO INC 12D (1180)     
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257          6   0  1  81         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  
-UNWRAPPED 22114              10   6  1  78         IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      
-GRIM LEGACY 20413             3   2     77         CROSS BREED II (3196)     
-SPORTSCENTER 17562            5   3     74         CHICKS DIG IT (2691)      
 ABOMINATION 29232            11   5  1  73         THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 
 PULL MY FINGER 8414          10   9  1  70         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
-PUEBLO C 38797                4   1     70         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
-BIOS 2912                     8   5     69         DIGITAL DEATH (402)       
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319        9   1     68         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-MALCONTENT 28143              6   0     67         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUELINER 25217              13   4     66         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-GREEN SLIME 39621             4   1     66         YUCK! II (6589)           
-BLAH 12315                    8   1     65         4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   
 GREEN FIVE 25052              5   0  1  65         UNO 4WI (4003)            
 OPOSSUMS 21049                9  13     64         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
-ELRIC 27440                   5   1     64         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
-OPEN UP, POLICE 25801         4   0     64         DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)   
 KICK INTHE TEETH 7173         7   7  2  62         GWAR (1021)               
-GEORGE 31744                  8   8  1  61         10/24/04-F (5236)         
-PORN BRINGER 25877            6   3     61         ALMOST 2 (4163)           
 BEN WEINSTEIN 38022           9   9     60         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
-CHINA 35079                   6   2     59         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317      5   1     59         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 JULIENNE 28026                8   5     58         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
-CROCODILE HUNTER 24218        7   1     57         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-UNHOLY GERBIL 24046           6   7     57         CROSS BREED! (3837)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 0119 33749           5   2  1  57         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIBULARIS 28877               7   4  1  56         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
-MILLER 33716                  3   3     56         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         8  10     55         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 SLAP SHOT 34796              10   9     54         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 SUPER 8 23858                 6  16     54         ON A WHIM (301)           
-SIR REPTICIOUS 10016          5   7     54         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
-SIR FERDUDE 28155             2   1  1  54         KNIGHTS OF QUALITY (4586) 
-SILVER 30503                  8   2  1  53         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
-THE INTERNET 34967            8   6  1  53         TIME WASTERS (5754)       
-ARTIST 32520                  6   5     53         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
-VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          3   5  1  53         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-PRISONER 0145 33775           3   4     52         DUNGEON CELL 29 (5591)    
 DEXTERA 37305                 4   1     51         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
-ISIS 10843                    6   3     49         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
 YORDY KAHL 607                1   2     49         A UNIT X (116)            
 KARATE 33235                  3   2     47         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 2301 17798                    5   8     46         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 VORTEX 26352                  4   8     46         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   5     43         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-DONGLE 17542                  3  10     41         INQUISITION XXXIII (2687) 
 KRZYZEWSKI 38560              4   0  1  40         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
 LONGUS COLLI 28905            6   5     39         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 COHIBA 30643                  3   1     39         SMOKE SHOP (5025)         
 HEAT MIZER 32846              2   2     39         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
-1104 17782                    5   7     38         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-PRISONER 0157 34125           2   5     38         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
 HYPATIA 30568                 3   4     37         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
-GIRLS? 26412                  3   1     37         MID-LIFE (4267)           
-ELROY 32419                   2   0     37         LUROCIAN TC (5349)        
-UNCLE FRED! 39800             1   0     37         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
-BOB'S CONCUBINE 39794         0   1     37         IN BOB'S HOUSE (6621)     
-DIVER 25492                   4   1     36         INQUISITION 2004 12 (4086)
-CHRISTINA 31258               2   4     36         CWR 1 (5142)              
-PRISONER 0176 34144           3   5  1  35         DUNGEON CELL 36 (5662)    
-ROOM 282 33685                3   1  1  35         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 JUNIPER 33234                 3   2     35         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-SAMANTHA SMILES 37519         2   0     35         TOADS OF LUROC (6221)     
-PRISONER 0210 36032           1   4     35         DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    
-FEDERER 33653                 1   3     34         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSIRIS 34879                  3   6  1  32         TELEVTE (5738)            
-GROVER 39077                  2   2     32         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
-XRIS 36974                    2   1     32         WOW (6113)                
-REST OF FONZ 36613            1   1     32         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
 THRYNDEL 34679                2   4     31         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 MC SOY CHAI 38021             1   0     31         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
-KANSAS CITY 35995             4   4     30         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
-SCHNAPPS 39610                2   0     29         BOOZE 2 (6587)            
 WHITE 35980                   2   1     29         DARK TOADS 05W (5942)     
 SOULTAKER 37523               1   1  1  29         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 BISCUIT 37204                 7   6  1  28         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-KATAMARI DAMACY 38613         3   1     28         COOL GAMES (6418)         
-CHERIKA 36644                 2   2  1  28         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
-SHAZZAN 39499                 1   1     28         BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      
 TWILIGHT ZONE 37609           2   0  1  27         DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)   
-REVERB 24243                  2   0     27         SUPERIOR FORCES A30 (3863)
 TOAD 35966                    1   1     27         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     
 QUAGMIRE 36330                1   0     27         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     
 FISH TALES 37558              0   1     27         DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           2   3     26         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-BLOOD MONEY 11597             2   4     26         ILLUMINATI (1684)         
-COSTA RICA 35078              1   9     26         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 KITTEN 33238                  1   2     25         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 FROZEN PUCK 36622             5   9     24         SLAP SHOT (4036)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOL HALL 36009               3   5  1  23         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-BE THE GUY 38688              2   3     23         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-STUPID MOUSE 39591            2   1     23         11/19/05I (6585)          
-PRISONER 0211 36033           2   0     23         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
-I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         2   2     23         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 OSMOSIS 28030                 1   6     23         SISSIES (4563)            
-BLIND FAITH 34771             2   1     22         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
-METATARSAL 14853              1   5     22         FOOT UP MY ORC (2221)     
-TWEENER 32416                 2   0     21         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
-YELLOW 36005                  1   2     21         COLORING (5947)           
 DERBY 36124                   4   4     20         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-HELISON 38320                 2   2     20         SPACE WOLVES (6365)       
-PRISONER 0280 38220           2   1     20         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
-BALADAR 37962                 2   0     20         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6303)
-MAGNIFICENT 24595             1   1     20         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-PINK EYE 33346                1   1     20         COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    
-LIL PRINCESS 39613            1   1     20         CANDY 2 (6588)            
-CHARCOAL 36119                2   2  1  19         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
-WEBBED BEAUS 36458            1   3  1  19         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 RAINER 36636                  1   2     19         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 
-MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963       1   1     19         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6304)
-TUM 39818                     1   0     19         3 LETTER NERDS (6625)     
-LIGHT TOAD 21776              1   0     19         LUROCIANS XXXIV (3445)    
-TEEREX 12803                  3   1     18         ILLUMINATI (1684)         
 ARABIAN 37657                 2   1  1  18         DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   
-ZAVEBE 38286                  2   2     18         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
 STRING 38011                  2   0     18         NUTHIN BUTA G THING (6313)
-EVIL CHICK 11325              1   6     17         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
-ASPARAGUS 38983               1   4     17         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 WHO? DUNNIT 37577             1   0     17         DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)   
-BRAIN STEM 31321              1   0     17         SPINE (5155)              
-FAUREON 39810                 1   0     17         WATCHER (6624)            
-BACCHANNALIA 23424            1   0     17         B IS FOR... (3734)        
 ELVIS 37595                   1   0     17         DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)   
 NASCAR 37601                  1   0     17         DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)   
 GETAWAY 37574                 0   1     17         DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)   
-DOMINO 20892                  0   3     17         DARK TOADS 03U (3277)     
-INSPECTED BY #12 38433        1   0     16         RED MEAT X (6388)         
-OAK CREEK 39097               3   1     15         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 BIG ONE 24076                 2   2     15         SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      
 PRIME 39392                   1   3     15         NUMBERS 8 (2723)          
-MALIGNMENT 24596              1   2     15         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
-LABETALOL 27291               1   0     15         L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            0   1     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 GUILE 38198                   1   1     14         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
-DISCONTINOUS 31393            1   0     14         CAPILLARY (5169)          
-ELRON 27437                   0   4     14         LUROCIANS LOADED 2 (4461) 
-BETHNAEL 38296                3   1     13         WINTER WOLVES (6360)      
 GOLIATH 37639                 1   0     13         DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)   
-ULTIMATE WRATH 30136          1   1     12         LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937) 
-BURNIN RING OF FIBER 38436    1   0     12         RED MEAT X (6388)         
-PILE RIDER 39804              1   0     12         REDUX 10 (6623)           
-NINE INCH NAILS 38497         2   0     11         POWER TOOLS (6399)        
-RAGE 36450                    1   0     11         EMOTIONS (6013)           
-BEAVER 39056                  2   2     10         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
-NUT LOAF 13524                2   0     10         GREEN GULCH MENU (1988)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAIL 24632                   1   2  1  10         F IS FOR ... (3926)       
-THAT WARRIOR 38461            1   0     10         THAT TEAM II (6393)       
-MAMA BREANNA 39739            1   0     10         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
 BUBBA BESS 13577              1   0     10         DA TOIKEY WAS DELIS (1998)
-JACOB KELL 39820              1   0     10         HIGHLANDER (6626)         
-MILFORD 38111                 2   2      9         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-SCREAMER 37517                1   0      9         TOADS OF LUROC (6221)     
-SMOOGIE 39083                 1   0      9         STREET PIZZAD XV (6505)   
 COTTON MILL 36125             1   4      9         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-THE YELLOW STREAK 38456       2   2      8         MIDWEST AVENGERS II (6392)
-THAT WARRIOR 38391            2   2      8         THAT TEAM V (6379)        
-LIGHT BUG 32437               1   1      8         LUROCIANS Z3 (5352)       
-GRISEAFULVIN 27337            1   0      8         G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      
-FURIOUS BEARPALER 39082       0   2      8         HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  
-TYLER 38206                   1   3  1   7         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-CORRUPT WARDEN 37673          1   2      7         DUNGEON CELL 38 (5949)    
-FOOTNOTE 39541                1   2      7         CRUMBLING LEAGUE (6576)   
 GADRIEN 34669                 1   4      7         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
-LENS 31318                    1   0      7         EYE (5154)                
-ALDOSTERONE 31389             1   0      7         BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     
 BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       1   1      7         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
-SCROD-HORSE 13583             0   1      7         SPLICING SCROD (1999)     
-SIZZLER 32825                 0   1      7         BLOOD TITANS (5420)       
-AGAINST 34896                 0   1      7         AG IS FOR... (5740)       
-DEXEDRINE 38179               0   1      7         SPEED DEMONS (6339)       
-SCRODAPOTAMUS 35311           0   1      7         SPLICING SCROD (1999)     
-LAS VEGAS 38215               0   1      7         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
 CANNELTON 36010               0   1      7         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-ORCA 23502                    0   1      7         O IS FOR... (3750)        
-PIMPEN 37811                  0   1      7         INQUISITION SL3 (6276)    
 CHARNEL 34863                 1   3      6         TELEVTE (5738)            
-NORTH STAR 39741              1   0      6         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
 BIG BANG BOB 36331            0   2      6         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-A 36607                       1   1      5         GAMES (6043)              
-SWORD MAIDEN 39742            1   0      5         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
-ZEBRA 38975                   0   3      5         I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     
-NEOSPORIN 27302               0   1      5         N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      
-MYOSIN 31369                  0   1      5         SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      
-AD INFINTUM 34911             0   1      5         AD IS FOR... (5743)       
-TOILET PAPER 31671            0   1      5         LUROCIAN LI (5223)        
-AL QUADA 39826                0   1      5         ALMOST THERE (6627)       
-MYOFIBRIL 31362               0   1      5         MUSCLE (5163)             
-CRUSHER CROW 39226            0   1      5         LUROCIAN FTF05 (6522)     
 BIG ONE 24082                 0   4      4         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
-THAT WARRIOR 38408            0   4      4         THAT TEAM IX (6383)       
-BLOODKREIF 39740              0   1      1         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
-STEEL CRUSADER 39743          0   1      1         BLOOD SINS (6610)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0                        SOULTAKER 37523       165  NONE
NASTY ASHLEY 39554      0  1   11/19/05B 6578       MANAGER 36609         162   
SHANGHAI 34697          0  2   BEEN THERE 5713      KRZYZEWSKI 38560      163   
EPIONIA 38248           1  1   CAIN'S ANGELS 6351   WEBBED BEAUS 36458    161  NOT REVENGED
PRISONER 0204 36026     1  1   DUNGEON CELL 40 5951 SMOKEY 18827          162  NONE
ALSO DAD 40412          0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  BANDIT PRINCE         165  NONE
ASK 4 DEATH 40413       0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  WURM KIN              165  NONE
DEAD 40411              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  DARK CHAMPION         165  NONE
DYING 40410             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  DARK CHAMPION         165  NONE
DA OR DEATH 40409       0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 BANDIT PRINCE         165  NONE
RIPTORN 23203           0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 ARENAMASTER           165  NONE
WISH I DEAD 40407       0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 ARENAMASTER           165  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GARGLE 11600            0  5   ILLUMINATI 1684      TYLER 38206           162   
KRAD ANERA 40406        0  1   NEW PHILANTHROP 6611 WURM KIN              165  NONE
1008 13732              2  5   NUMBER CRUNCHER 2029 MAKIN 36643           161  NONE
0017 31470              8  7   OCT 2004 11 5183     TURNIP TORNEDO 35257  163   
FIVE FOR FIGHTI 39675   0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      BANDIT PRINCE         165  NONE
FIVE-HOLE 39674         0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      SHEWISH GIANT         165  NONE
SEVEN-HOLE 39676        0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      BANDIT PRINCE         165  NONE
STONED 39677            0  1   POWER PLAY 4037      BANDIT PRINCE         165  NONE
JOHN LENNON 38027       6  5   SENSITIVE GUYS 6316  GREEN FIVE 25052      163   
DEKE 39678              0  1   SLAP SHOT 4036       WURM KIN              165  NONE
RED FIVE 25053          1  4   UNO 4WI 4003         ROOM 282 33685        163   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

It is too late to wish you all well in Tempe, so I hope you were satisfied with your
Face results.  To the sands.... -- Connie Conglomerate (newly contracted manager of
The Consortium minions here in 82-land)

30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people.  It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text.  HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff.  So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S.  Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray.  Not often, but
sometimes.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ASK 4 DEATH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ALSO DAD was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
RIPTORN was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FIVE-HOLE was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
FIVE FOR FIGHTING was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
SEVEN-HOLE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
STONED was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DEKE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
KRAD ANERA was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
WISH I DEAD was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA OR DEATH was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DYING was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
MEMPHIS savagely defeated 12A 7D in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
ABOMINATION demolished OPOSSUMS in a 4 minute bloody mismatched Challenge competition.
SLAP SHOT savagely defeated HEAT MIZER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
KRZYZEWSKI overcame LONGUS COLLI in a popular 3 minute Challenge conflict.
BEARDED AXE WOUND won victory over BIG ONE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
NEOPHYTE vanquished THE DORK ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fray.
LAZY DOG devastated PULL MY FINGER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
TURNIP TORNEDO demolished KICK INTHE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MUCOUS was overpowered by SURGEON OF DEMISE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLUELINER bested BEN WEINSTEIN in a popular 4 minute veteran's contest.
GREEN FIVE vanquished HYPATIA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
2301 was overcome by JULIENNE in a 3 minute contest.
NUMBER CRUNCHER overpowered SUPER 8 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OSIRIS was overpowered by DEXTERA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VORTEX was overpowered by KARATE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YORDY KAHL was overpowered by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
DERBY was beaten by TOAD in a 3 minute duel.
COHIBA handily defeated RAINER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BISCUIT was overpowered by WHITE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JUNIPER beat GUILE in a 2 minute fight.
TWILIGHT ZONE assassinated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KITTEN was savagely defeated by STRING in a exciting 5 minute gory match.
THRYNDEL savagely defeated OSMOSIS in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
ARABIAN viciously subdued COTTON MILL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome match.
POOL HALL luckily beat PRIME in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
SOULTAKER murdered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
2804 handily defeated GADRIEN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FROZEN PUCK was overcome by KACZIYNSKI in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset match.
BIG BANG BOB was overpowered by BIG ONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHARNEL was overcome by QUAGMIRE in a 2 minute brutal amateur vs. expert match.
GOLIATH overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
ELVIS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WHO? DUNNIT slimly won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 5 minute duel.
GETAWAY was overpowered by MC SOY CHAI in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
FISH TALES was handily defeated by BUBBA BESS in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
CANNELTON was demolished by NASCAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         STRIKING ATTACK  146 -  89 - 11      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       90 -  79 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW       108 - 132 -  5      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK   143 - 177 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   49 -  62 -  5      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  48 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  36 -  1      32  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  32 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  15 -  0      21  |

Turn 165 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 12         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MEMPHIS 29598              11   5  0  124 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833)
STRIKING ATTACK  LAZY DOG 13678              9   4  1  100 BEER 3 (2018)
AIMED BLOW       MUCOUS 10782               16  15  1   88 HACKING COUGH (1293)
TOTAL PARRY      BLUELINER 25217            13   4  0   66 SLAP SHOT (4036)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLAP SHOT -30740           10   9  0   54 POWER PLAY (4037)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 12A 7D 26666.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEN WEINSTEIN -27514.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEMPHIS 29598, 
THRYNDEL -30857, SLAP SHOT -30740, KITTEN -32298, ARABIAN -27879, KRZYZEWSKI -26976, 
PRIME -26144, ABOMINATION 29232, LAZY DOG 13678, and JUNIPER -32302.

The least popular fighter this week was DA OR DEATH -25127.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OPOSSUMS 21049, STONED -25859, CANNELTON -29526, FISH TALES 
-27978, BIG BANG BOB -29205, COTTON MILL -29411, GUILE -27338, BISCUIT -28332, RAINER 
-28900, and VORTEX 26352.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SIN-EATER (82-24827) THE WRETCHEDS 26