DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/18/2006    Duedate: 03/03/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 167

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLOODCRUNCHER
ORCISH MADMEN (3239)
(82-20643) [11-2-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLOODCRUNCHER                  PEN TAGRAM
ORCISH MADMEN (3239)           SUPERIOR FORCES 1502 (5708)
(82-20643) [11-2-0,118]        (82-34662) [7-2-1,82]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

12A 7D                         MARBLES
B5 2 (4316)                    ROAD TRIP (1414)
(82-26666) [16-36-0,84]        (82-9504) [7-6-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARK TOADS 05K (5487)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OCT 2002 (2543)               29 
2. BLOOD WOLVES (6350)           25    ORCISH MADMEN (3239)
3. MY TCS (5768)                 25    Unchartered Team
4. TIS THE SEASON (5366)         25 
5. NUMBERS 7 (2722)              23    DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MIDDLE MAN (5514)          9   0  2 100.   1/ 6*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     5  1 0
 2/ 4*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)    4   0  1 100.   2/ 8 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          4  2 0
 3/ 6*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313)  4   0  0 100.   3/ 9*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   3  0 2
 4/ 8*DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)    3   0  1 100.   4/10*DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)   3  0 1
 5/10*030305K (5675)             3   0  0 100.   5/11*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)   3  0 1
 6/12*DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)    3   0  0 100.   6/16*DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)   3  0 0
 7/27*DARK ANGEL FOOD CA (6620)  2   0  0 100.   7/22*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   3  0 0
 8/20*OLD FOLKS (6404)           2   0  0 100.   8/ 1*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313) 3  0 0
 9/21*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410)  2   0  0 100.   9/ 3 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 3  0 0
10/32*GOD (5780)                 2   0  0 100.  10/27*EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  3  2 0
11-11*SHORT BUS (6061)           2   0  0 100.  37/137 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  3 1
12/ 0*BLOOD WOLVES (6350)        2   0  0 100.  28/128*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      2  0 1
13-16*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)     1   0  1 100.  13/37 GO9 (1968)                2  0 1
14/ 0*DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)    1   0  0 100.  14/51*DARK ANGEL FOOD CA (6620) 2  0 0
15/ 0*WICKED WOLVES (6364)       1   0  0 100.  15/47*OLD FOLKS (6404)          2  0 0
16-23*BRAIN FOOD 30 (6519)       1   0  0 100.  16- 5*CONSONANTS R US (6407)    2  0 0
17-24*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)     1   0  0 100.  17/40*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410) 2  0 0
18-25*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)     1   0  0 100.  18/39*COOL GAMES (6418)         2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-31*TIME LINE (6338)           1   0  0 100.  19/ 0*BLOOD WOLVES (6350)       2  0 0
20-37 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  12   1  0 92.3  20/65*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  2  0 0
21/ 2*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)   7   1  1 87.5  21/74*030305K (5675)            2  0 0
22/ 0 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      12   2  0 85.7  22/63*GOD (5780)                2  0 0
23-40*CONSONANTS R US (6407)     5   1  1 83.3  23/73*DATING A FROG (6015)      2  0 0
24/43*COOL GAMES (6418)          5   1  0 83.3  24/76*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   2  0 0
25-45*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  4   1  0 80.0  25/82*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   2  0 0
26/54*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)    4   1  0 80.0  26/87 4 LETTER BEER (5196)      2  0 0
27/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708)  7   2  1 77.8  09/109 ROAD TRIP (1414)          2  0 0
28/64*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    3   1  2 75.0  28- 4 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   2  0 0
29/65*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     3   1  1 75.0  29/ 2*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  2  1 0
30/67*LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)     3   1  0 75.0  14/114*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     2  1 0
31/74*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)     3   1  0 75.0  15/115*DARK TOADS 05W (5942)     2  1 0
32/ 0*WICKED 3 (6264)            3   1  0 75.0  17/117*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)   2  1 0
33/70*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    3   1  0 75.0  33/13*DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)   2  1 0
34/ 0*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    3   1  0 75.0  34/17*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   2  1 0
35/68*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  3   1  0 75.0  35/20*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 2  1 0
36-51*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     3   1  0 75.0  22/122 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     2  1 0
37-53*SMOKE SHOP (5025)          3   1  0 75.0  32/132 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       2  1 0
38-56*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     8   3  1 72.7  38-26*DA TOIKEY WAS DELI (1998) 2  1 0
39/63*COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)    5   2  0 71.4  39/30 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  2  5 0
40/60 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  7   3  2 70.0  40-34*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)    1  0 1
41/61 4 LETTER BEER (5196)       7   3  0 70.0  41-35*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    1  0 1
42-58 BEER 3 (2018)              9   4  1 69.2  42-36*DARK TOADS STL27 (6241)   1  0 1
43-59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 12   6  0 66.7  43-49*THAT TEAM VI (6380)       1  0 0
44/78 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 10   5  0 66.7  44/ 0*DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)   1  0 0
45/85*DARK TOADS 05K (5487)      8   4  0 66.7  45/ 0*WICKED WOLVES (6364)      1  0 0
46/42*TEMPE -05 (5575)           4   2  1 66.7  46-44*BRAIN FOOD 30 (6519)      1  0 0
47/89*4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)   4   2  0 66.7  47-45*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    1  0 0
48-66*DARK TOADS STL27 (6241)    2   1  1 66.7  48-46*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)    1  0 0
49-73*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     2   1  0 66.7  49/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    1  0 0
33/133*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)    2   1  0 66.7  50-57*TIME LINE (6338)          1  0 0
29/129*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)    2   1  0 66.7  51-18*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    1  0 0
52/13*DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)    2   1  0 66.7  52-14*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    1  0 0
53-77*DA TOIKEY WAS DELI (1998)  2   1  0 66.7  53-58*SHORT BUS (6061)          1  0 0
54/84 STUDS (4671)               7   4  1 63.6  54-59*FILTER (6064)             1  0 0
55/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268)  5   3  0 62.5  55-62*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 1  0 0
56/ 0 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       13   8  0 61.9  56/ 0*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   1  0 0
57/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)     8   5  0 61.5  57/ 0*WICKED 3 (6264)           1  0 0
58/80 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 12   8  1 60.0  58/ 0*WICKED 4 (6265)           1  0 0
59/92 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)        9   6  1 60.0  59/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
60/ 0 OCT 2002 (2543)            9   6  0 60.0  60-81*SMOKE SHOP (5025)         1  0 0
61/97 TIS THE SEASON (5366)      6   4  2 60.0  61-92 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (4833) 1  0 0
62/49*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)    3   2  1 60.0  62/79 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 1  0 0
23/123*SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)       3   2  1 60.0  63-89*MIDDLE MAN (5514)         1  0 0
17/117*EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)   3   2  0 60.0  64/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771) 1  0 0
18/118*11/19/05I (6585)           3   2  0 60.0  65/ 0 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       1  0 0
66/50*WINTER WOLVES (6360)       3   2  0 60.0  66/ 0 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      1  0 0
67/52*WOW (6113)                 3   2  0 60.0  67/ 0 OCT 2002 (2543)           1  0 0
68/ 0*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)    3   2  0 60.0  68/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 1  0 0
69-91 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011)  7   5  1 58.3  69/ 0*TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 1  0 0
70/79 DARK TOADS 04W (4792)      7   5  0 58.3  70-19 BEER 3 (2018)             1  0 0
71/ 0*TCING THE HARD WAY (2013)  4   3  0 57.1  29-129 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       1  0 0
72-95 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 17  13  0 56.7  72/12*SPACE WOLVES (6365)       1  1 0
73-96 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040)  9   7  1 56.2  57/157*LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)    1  1 0
74/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771)  5   4  1 55.6  74/41*I'M A MUPPET (6503)       1  1 0
00-100 MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)       6   5  0 54.5  12/112*11/19/05I (6585)          1  1 0
01-101 GWAR (1021)              104  87  9 54.5  76/50*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     1  1 0
06/106 GO9 (1968)                13  11  2 54.2  77/43*YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   1  1 0
13/113 ROAD TRIP (1414)           7   6  0 53.8  78/64*TEMPE -05 (5575)          1  1 0
07/107 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          20  18  1 52.6  90/190*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   1  1 0
11/111 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   11  10  1 52.4  80/60*COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)   1  1 0
09-109 ON A WHIM (301)          108 105  3 50.7  81/61*WOW (6113)                1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
04/104 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 11  11  1 50.0  20-120*DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)   1  1 0
03/103 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)   9   9  1 50.0  83-28 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     1  1 0
02/102 TIME WASTERS (5754)        8   8  1 50.0  86/186*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    1  1 0
85/99 UNO 4WI (4003)             6   6  1 50.0  85/69*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    1  1 0
48/148 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      5   5  0 50.0  81/181*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    1  1 0
87/94*DARK TOADS 032 (3507)      4   4  0 50.0  19-119 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 1  1 0
58/158*DATING A FROG (6015)       3   3  1 50.0  87/187*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    1  1 0
89/87*SPACE WOLVES (6365)        3   3  0 50.0  89/88 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  1 0
90/86*I'M A MUPPET (6503)        3   3  0 50.0  97/197 TIS THE SEASON (5366)     1  1 0
16-116*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)     2   2  1 50.0  91/93 BASHERS (4933)            1  1 0
92/72*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     2   2  0 50.0  92/99 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  1  1 0
82/182*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)      2   2  0 50.0  10/210 STUDS (4671)              1  1 0
94/69*DM OWNS YOU (6076)         2   2  0 50.0  21/121*DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)   1  2 0
22-122*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  2   2  0 50.0  18/118*PASSION FRUIT (6314)      1  2 0
96/19*YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)    1   1  0 50.0  96/25 UNO 4WI (4003)            1  2 0
24-124*LETHAL ANATOMY XXV (6390)  1   1  0 50.0  97/24 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 1  2 0
27-127*072905P (6446)             1   1  0 50.0  33/133 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
99/26*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)      1   1  0 50.0  46/146 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   1  2 0
25-125*THAT TEAM VI (6380)        1   1  0 50.0  00/ 0 VORTEX (6401)             1  3 0
01/ 0*WICKED 4 (6265)            1   1  0 50.0  01/21*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    1  3 0
30-130*DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)    1   1  0 50.0  36-136*PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  3 0
34-134*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)     1   1  0 50.0  31/131*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     1  3 0
04/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  1   1  0 50.0  04-32 SLAP SHOT (4036)          1  3 0
32-132*FILTER (6064)              1   1  0 50.0  05/ 7*BLOOD SINS (6610)         1  4 0
06/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 25  26  0 49.0  06/31 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    1  4 0
10/110 FUNDIES (4285)            14  15  1 48.3  52/152*MOVIN' ON (6326)          1  4 0
41-141 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       54  59  5 47.8  38-138 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  4 0
43-143 SLAP SHOT (4036)          29  33  1 46.8  39/139 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0  8 0
46/146 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          18  21  0 46.2  43/143*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  6 0
47-147 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (618)   24  29  1 45.3  40/140*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  6 0
12/93*SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)     4   5  0 44.4  44/144 B5 2 (4316)               0  3 0
44/144 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     6   8  0 42.9  45/145 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         0  3 0
77/177*4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     3   4  0 42.9  34/134*NUMBERS 8 (2723)          0  3 0
78/178*DARK TOADS 05W (5942)      3   4  0 42.9  65/165*SO INAPPROPRIATE! (6423)  0  2 0
53-153 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     15  21  4 41.7  91/191*DM OWNS YOU (6076)        0  2 0
49/149 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 10  14  0 41.7  41-141*TELEVTE (5738)            0  2 0
55-155 HACKING COUGH (1293)      23  33  2 41.1  53/153 TIME WASTERS (5754)       0  2 0
19/88*BLOOD SINS (6610)          4   6  0 40.0  83/183 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    0  2 0
21/121*COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)    2   3  0 40.0  00/200 DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     0  2 0
54/154 EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  21  33  0 38.9  09/209 FUNDIES (4285)            0  2 0
56/156*MOVIN' ON (6326)           7  11  0 38.9  16/216*DARK TOADS 032 (3507)     0  2 0
23/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)       5   8  2 38.5  47-147 HACKING COUGH (1293)      0  2 0
66-166*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     3   5  0 37.5  24-33 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        0  2 0
25/ 0 VORTEX (6401)             36  61  9 37.1  48/148 A UNIT X (116)            0  2 0
70-170 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)    120 218  4 35.5  56-156 OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     0  2 0
74-174 POWER PLAY (4037)         29  56  0 34.1  27/ 0*OUTER PLANES (6473)       0  1 0
75/175 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     34  67  6 33.7  63-163*THAT TEAM IV (6378)       0  1 0
69/169 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          5  10  0 33.3  29/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 0  1 0
68/168 BASHERS (4933)             4   8  1 33.3  69-169*072905P (6446)            0  1 0
31/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     2   4  0 33.3  49-149*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611) 0  1 0
31/131*DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)    1   2  0 33.3  70-170*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    0  1 0
28/128*PASSION FRUIT (6314)       1   2  0 33.3  64-164*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 0  1 0
84-184*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048)  1   2  0 33.3  71-171*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    0  1 0
89-189*PERRY COUNTY (5948)        8  18  1 30.8  61-161*LETHAL ANATOMY XXV (6390) 0  1 0
88/188 B5 2 (4316)               16  37  0 30.2  74-174*RHYMES WITH ORANGE (6794) 0  1 0
76/176*DARK TOADS 05J (5486)      3   7  0 30.0  16-116*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    0  1 0
91-191 AMAZON WOMEN (729)        26  65  1 28.6  75-175*BRAIN FOOD 27 (6294)      0  1 0
92-192*DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)     2   5  0 28.6  85-185*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 0  1 0
94/194 A UNIT X (116)            10  27  2 27.0  40/67*WINTER WOLVES (6360)      0  1 0
96-196*030305N (5678)             2   7  0 22.2  41/ 0*PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)     0  1 0
97-197*TELEVTE (5738)             8  31  3 20.5  78-178*030305N (5678)            0  1 0
98/198 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)     7  30  0 18.9  43/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708) 0  1 0
01-201 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)      6  29  0 17.1  44/ 0*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
02-202*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     1   5  0 16.7  10-110*DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    0  1 0
00/200*NUMBERS 8 (2723)           1   5  0 16.7  82-182*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    0  1 0
03-203*SIZE ISSUES (3844)         1   6  1 14.3  51-151*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    0  1 0
04-204*SISSIES (4563)             1   6  0 14.3  48/ 0*BAD CATCH PHRASES (6018)  0  1 0
05/205*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    1  11  0  8.3  49/ 0*LADIES OF CAIN (6353)     0  1 0
06/206*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0   6  0  0.0  50/ 0*MY TCS (5768)             0  1 0
51/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)   0   3  0  0.0  01-201 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 0  1 0
08-208*THE DEVENGERS (1991)       0   3  0  0.0  52/ 0*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 0  1 0
09-209*THAT TEAM IV (6378)        0   2  0  0.0  02-202*DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)    0  1 0
18/218*SO INAPPROPRIATE! (6423)   0   2  0  0.0  99-199*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 0  1 0
11-211*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611)  0   2  0  0.0  55/ 0*STOP AND GO (5504)        0  1 0
56/ 0*LADIES OF CAIN (6353)      0   2  0  0.0  95-195 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 0  1 0
57/ 0*PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)      0   2  0  0.0  11-111 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     0  1 0
58/ 0*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  0   2  0  0.0  25-125*SISSIES (4563)            0  1 0
12-212*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)      0   2  0  0.0  27-127 BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  0  1 0
14-214*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     0   1  0  0.0  23-123 MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      0  1 0
16-216*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)     0   1  0  0.0  61/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    0  1 0
62/ 0*OUTER PLANES (6473)        0   1  0  0.0  62/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  0  1 0
13-213*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617)  0   1  0  0.0  54-154*SIZE ISSUES (3844)        0  1 0
20-220*RHYMES WITH ORANGE (6794)  0   1  0  0.0  64/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)      0  1 0
23-223*BRAIN FOOD 27 (6294)       0   1  0  0.0  22-222*TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     0  1 0
66/ 0*MY TCS (5768)              0   1  0  0.0  23-223*MAKES ME SMILE (1987)     0  1 0
67/ 0*BAD CATCH PHRASES (6018)   0   1  0  0.0  24-224*THE DEVENGERS (1991)      0  1 0
68/ 0*STOP AND GO (5504)         0   1  0  0.0  27-227 GWAR (1021)               0  1 0
30-230*MAKES ME SMILE (1987)      0   1  0  0.0  28-228 ON A WHIM (301)           0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES 
EG.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We now 
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  DARK TOADS 05K now holds the 
crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is CLEARING TO PLOW, who swept up 15 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at EARLY YEAR TRAVEL's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 17 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is NUMBERS 7, who swept up 126 places in the ranks.  Take 
a look at SIZE ISSUES 2's act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 116 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is GO9, who swept up 24 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK ANGEL FOOD 
CAKE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 37 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OLD FOLKS, 
who swept up 32 places in the ranks.  Take a look at VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS' act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COOL GAMES, who swept up 
21 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 4 LETTER MINERALS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 45 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 030305K, who swept up 53 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at GOD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 41 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is DATING A FROG, who swept up 50 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 4 
LETTER MUPPETS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 52 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is COUNTRY HOEDOWN?, who swept up 57 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 4 LETTER 
BEER's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 61 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ROAD TRIP, 
who swept up 82 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
GARDEN OF EVIL II, which fell to 29th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 05T's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 84 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is DARK TOADS 05W, who swept up 84 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at DARK TOADS STL15's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 85 places in the 
team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DARK TOADS STL31 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 33rd spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 17th to 34th place were the DARK 
TOADS STL35.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
PERFECTION QUEST 6, which fell to 35th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is DARK TOADS 05Q, who swept up 86 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MUSCLE 
MEN 4's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 95 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
SUPERIOR FORCES 706, who swept up 17 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SPACE WOLVES may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 72nd spot.  Take a look at LYCAON'S FINEST's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 84 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to I'M A MUPPET, which fell to 74th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is 11/19/05I, who swept up 37 places in the ranks.  Suffering under 
a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 50th to 76th place were the HELL'S HOBBITS.  Keep 
trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  YOUR IMAGINATION may fall 
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 77th spot.  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to TEMPE -05, which fell to 78th, it's what you 
soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at A VIEW TO A KILL's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 111 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  COPPERTONE SPORT may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 80th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 61st to 81st place were the WOW.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 4-LETTER ERRORS, who swept 
up 102 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 4-LETTER 
CHARTS, which fell to 85th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
Take a look at STUFF MARK SAYS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 95 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is CLASSIC DESIGNS, who swept up 99 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
TIS THE SEASON's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 107 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is STUDS, who swept up 117 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK TOADS STL22's 
act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 27 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PASSION FRUIT, who 
swept up 23 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
UNO 4WI may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 96th 
spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 24th to 97th place were the 
THE BROTHERHOOD 95.  Keep trying!  Take a look at INQUISITION PHL0306's act, as they 
have a 0-1-0 week and gain 35 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BAD PICKUP LINES, who swept up 47 
places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SPITEFUL 
WOLVES, which fell to 101st, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
Take a look at DARK TOADS 05J's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 28 places in 
the team ranking.  Suffering under a 1-4-0 record and dropping from 7th to 105th 
place were the BLOOD SINS.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  ANOTHER PLACE 2 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 106th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is MOVIN' ON, who swept up 45 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
GOLDEN KNIGHTS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 30 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+, who swept up 33 places in the ranks.  Take a look at GOLDEN 
KNIGHTS 3's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 29 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is B5 2, 
who swept up 32 places in the ranks.  Take a look at NUMBERS 11's act, as they have a 
0-1-0 week and gain 32 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NUMBERS 8, who swept up 20 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at SO INAPPROPRIATE!'s act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and 
gain 50 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is DM OWNS YOU, who swept up 75 places in the ranks.  Take 
a look at TIME WASTERS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 35 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is DUNGEON CELL 21, who swept up 64 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 
04W's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 80 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is FUNDIES, who 
swept up 88 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 032's act, as they have a 
0-1-0 week and gain 94 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is A UNIT X, who swept up 23 places in 
the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 67th to 140th place were 
the WINTER WOLVES.  Keep trying!  Hey everybody, watch out for 0002, who flew up 29 
points in the rankings after mashing GREEN FIVE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  
QUIMBY did not fight this week so its title was forfeit.  It's a proud day for the 
ORCISH MADMEN stable, as their warrior, BLOODCRUNCHER, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DUNGEON CELL 64, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this 
one:  DUNGEON CELL 64 + Weapons That go Boom = EXCLAMATION POINT + Avoid City.  And 
who is this PULL MY FINGER you ask, with 74 points and a 11-10-1 record.  Ooh, the 
tales I could tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, MISTLETOE went 
after TURNIP TORNEDO, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 
MISTLETOE won victory over TURNIP TORNEDO.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This week 5-8-2 THE WILLBURY was 
sent to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take 
notice of this.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) 
and 1104 demonstrated that very violently on TWO IS NOT A CROWD's body.  Here's some 
advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the 
Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOODCRUNCHER 20643          11   2    118         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OK10 13420                    7   6  2 106         GO9 (1968)                
-LAZY DOG 13678                9   4  1 100         BEER 3 (2018)             
 0002 16726                    7   3    100         OCT 2002 (2543)           
-QUIMBY 33379                  9   0  2  96         MIDDLE MAN (5514)         
 MISTLETOE 32539               6   4  2  94         TIS THE SEASON (5366)     
-THE DORK ONE 28222           12   1     92         BLADE BROTHERS II (4597)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KINETIX 30489                 7   3  2  90         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)
-VALERIA 5370                  9   8  1  87         AMAZON WOMEN (729)        
 MARBLES 9504                  7   6     86         ROAD TRIP (1414)          
 12A 7D 26666                 16  36     84         B5 2 (4316)               
 JULIENNE 28026               10   5     83         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563     12   8  1  82         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)
 PEN TAGRAM 34662              7   2  1  82         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5708)
 PULL MY FINGER 8414          11  10  1  74         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
 OPOSSUMS 21049               10  14     73         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 TWAIN 31279                   5   2     72         COUNTRY HOEDOWN? (5146)   
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257          7   1  1  70         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUELINER 25217              13   4     66         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-DANG 33341                   11   3     66         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORD BLEEDS 39601             9   4     66         OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 
 1100 17778                    6   2     66         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 CHARLOTTE 29266               5   4  1  66         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4771)
 ABOMINATION 29232            11   7  1  65         THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 
 KARATE 33235                  5   2     64         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 SOULTAKER 37523               3   1  2  64         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 FISH TALES 37558              2   1     64         DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)   
-KICK INTHE TEETH 7173         7   7  2  62         GWAR (1021)               
 1104 17782                    7   7  1  62         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 GREEN FIVE 25052              5   2  1  61         UNO 4WI (4003)            
-BEN WEINSTEIN 38022           9   9     60         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
 WYVERN 29373                  7   5     60         DARK TOADS 04W (4792)     
 MICA 33707                    4   2     60         4 LETTER MINERALS (5579)  
 THE INTERNET 34967            8   8  1  59         TIME WASTERS (5754)       
 FIBULARIS 28877               8   5  1  58         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
-PRISONER 0157 34125           3   5     58         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
 ROOT 31537                    7   3     57         4 LETTER BEER (5196)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEATTLE SLEW 28668            7   4  1  56         STUDS (4671)              
-SLAP SHOT 34796              10   9     54         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-SUPER 8 23858                 6  16     54         ON A WHIM (301)           
 PRISONER 0146 34114           8   5     53         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
 CRACKED AND LEAKING 28597     5   4  1  52         STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  
 TWILIGHT ZONE 37609           4   0  1  51         DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)   
-DEXTERA 37305                 4   1     51         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
-PRISONER 0074 31424           2   5     51         DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)    
 MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         4   8  1  49         BASHERS (4933)            
 YORDY KAHL 607                1   3     48         A UNIT X (116)            
 NASCAR 37601                  3   0  1  47         DARK TOADS STL23 (6237)   
 PRISONER 0103 33733           6   8     46         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
-VORTEX 26352                  4   8     46         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
 GREEN 15136                   5   3     45         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
 UH-OH 33703                   3   1  1  45         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
 WEBBED BEAUS 36458            3   3  1  45         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 XRIS 36974                    3   2     43         WOW (6113)                
 KITTEN 33238                  3   2     42         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426         8  12     40         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
-KRZYZEWSKI 38560              4   0  1  40         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
-LONGUS COLLI 28905            6   5     39         MUSCLE MEN 11 (4711)      
 2301 17798                    5  10     39         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 KATAMARI DAMACY 38613         5   1     39         COOL GAMES (6418)         
 ROOM 282 33685                4   2  1  39         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 SNOG 13651                    4   3     39         TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 
-COHIBA 30643                  3   1     39         SMOKE SHOP (5025)         
-HEAT MIZER 32846              2   2     39         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
 GITHRA 38518                  6   9  1  38         VORTEX (6401)             
 KANSAS CITY 35995             5   5     38         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
 SHUCKS 33343                  7   8     37         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
 ELMO 33375                    4   1     37         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
-HYPATIA 30568                 3   4     37         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 33 (5011) 
 JUNIPER 33234                 3   4     37         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-PRISONER 0210 36032           1   5     36         DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    
 BOND, JAMES BOND 36725        2   1     35         A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   
 QUAGMIRE 36330                2   1     34         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAFF 34939                    3   4     33         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
 WHO? DUNNIT 37577             3   0     33         DARK TOADS STL19 (6233)   
-OSIRIS 34879                  3   6  1  32         TELEVTE (5738)            
-PRISONER 0280 38220           3   1     32         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
 KELLEY 22129                  2   4     32         DARK TOADS 032 (3507)     
-THRYNDEL 34679                2   4     31         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MC SOY CHAI 38021             1   0     31         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
 WHITE 35980                   3   2     30         DARK TOADS 05W (5942)     
 GROVER 39077                  3   3     30         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 CONSORTIUM WASTE 38168        3   1     30         CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    
 TOAD 35966                    2   2     30         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     
 LOST 34209                    3   0     29         030305K (5675)            
-BISCUIT 37204                 7   6  1  28         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-PRISONER 0118 33748           3   1     28         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 BLIND FAITH 34771             3   1     28         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
-NO GOOD GOFERS 37619          2   1  1  28         DARK TOADS STL27 (6241)   
 PIIE 34946                    2   2     28         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
 SPF 9,000,000 36796           2   2     28         COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)   
 BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       3   1     27         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
 GUILE 38198                   3   1     26         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
 HARD DECISION 20649           2   4     26         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 STRING 38011                  4   0     25         NUTHIN BUTA G THING (6313)
-GETAWAY 37574                 1   1     25         DARK TOADS STL18 (6232)   
 HARV 35034                    0   1     25         MY TCS (5768)             
-FROZEN PUCK 36622             5   9     24         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-CONSIDER THIS 36703           2   0     24         SHORT BUS (6061)          
 I'M STILL STANDING 38577      2   0     24         VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS (6410)
 JETREL 38340                  1   1     24         LYCAON'S FINEST (6369)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARABIAN 37657                 3   2  1  23         DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   
-POOL HALL 36009               3   5  1  23         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
 MILFORD 38111                 3   3     23         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-PRISONER 0211 36033           2   1     23         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
-OSMOSIS 28030                 1   6     23         SISSIES (4563)            
 WRATH 39790                   2   0     22         DARK ANGEL FOOD CAK (6620)
 BETHNAEL 38296                3   2     21         WINTER WOLVES (6360)      
-AMERICAN CLICHE 36718         1   0     21         FILTER (6064)             
-DERBY 36124                   4   4     20         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
 BIG ONE 24076                 3   2  1  20         SIZE ISSUES 2 (3843)      
-MOLDY SWISS 35107             1   1     20         CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    
-NECK CRACKER 38753            1   1     20         072905P (6446)            
 HELISON 38320                 3   3     19         SPACE WOLVES (6365)       
 STUPID MOUSE 39591            3   2     19         11/19/05I (6585)          
-TAINTED TURNKEY 37827         2   1  1  19         DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    
 ICATIAN WARRIOR 38522         2   2  1  19         VORTEX (6401)             
-RAINER 36636                  1   2     19         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 
 ELVIS 37595                   1   2     19         DARK TOADS STL22 (6236)   
 AJAX SEVEN 37748              1   0     19         WICKED 3 (6264)           
 MAMA BREANNA 39739            2   0     18         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
 WRATH 35095                   2   0     18         GOD (5780)                
-ZAVEBE 38286                  2   3     17         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
 GOLIATH 37639                 2   1     17         DARK TOADS STL31 (6245)   
 CORYDEN 39113                 2   0     16         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
 ARIEL 38284                   1   1     16         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
 ZYZXX 38246                   1   0     16         BLOOD WOLVES (6350)       
 FIGMENT 38467                 1   1     16         YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788         0   2     16         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           0   2     16         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 MICHAEL SCOTT 38640           0   2     16         SO INAPPROPRIATE! (6423)  
 BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737        3   2     15         WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   
 TULSA, BABY, TULSA 36473      0   1     15         BAD CATCH PHRASES (6018)  
 KRANZ 37756                   1   1     14         WICKED 4 (6265)           
 YBIRA 37969                   1   1     14         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 EMMA 38261                    0   2     14         LADIES OF CAIN (6353)     
 PRUNE JUICE 38544             2   0     13         OLD FOLKS (6404)          
 WOW 38469                     2   4     12         EXCLAMATION POINT (5507)  
-PRISONER 0317 39328           1   0  1  11         DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)    
 PRIME 39392                   1   5     11         NUMBERS 8 (2723)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASDEREL 38316                 1   0     11         WICKED WOLVES (6364)      
 URIDIZU 39668                 0   1     11         OUTER PLANES (6473)       
 FAHAKA 35133                  0   1     11         OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  
-SPLIT SECOND 38171            1   0     10         TIME LINE (6338)          
 PORTAL 40923                  1   0     10         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
-PRISONER 0307 39271           1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)    
-PATRICK STAR 39212            1   0      9         BRAIN FOOD 30 (6519)      
 TYBERION 38245                1   0      9         BLOOD WOLVES (6350)       
-FERDINAND 39110               1   0      9         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
-PRISONER 0297 39261           1   0      9         DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    
 BASTILLE 40361                1   0      9         DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)   
-COTTON MILL 36125             1   4      9         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
 BLOODLUST ANKLEBITER 39761    1   1      8         HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     
-BUBBA BESS 13577              1   1      8         DA TOIKEY WAS DELIS (1998)
 ORANGESPASM 38014             1   1      8         PASSION FRUIT (6314)      
-GADRIEN 34669                 1   4      7         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 BAAL 39393                    1   0      7         VORTEX (6401)             
-HO HO HORRORS 39775           0   1      7         DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 
-TURTLE NECK SWEATER 13542     0   1      7         THE DEVENGERS (1991)      
 ELITE PLUS 33329              0   1      7         STOP AND GO (5504)        
-CANNELTON 36010               0   1      7         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-MILK BUNNY 40405              0   1      7         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
-HUCKLEBERRY HOUND 37917       0   1      7         BRAIN FOOD 27 (6294)      
-PRISONER 0312 39276           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
-CHARNEL 34863                 1   3      6         TELEVTE (5738)            
-THAT STUDMUFFIN 38394         1   1      6         THAT TEAM VI (6380)       
 RACINE 38110                  0   2      6         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
-BIG BANG BOB 36331            0   2      6         OUTA THIS WORLD (347)     
-HORIZONTAL MANGO 38016        0   1      5         PASSION FRUIT (6314)      
-PRISONER 0322 39323           0   1      5         DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    
 MIRKO CRO-COP 37452           0   1      5         PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)     
-YORANGE 40693                 0   1      5         RHYMES WITH ORANGE (6794) 
-PINKY OF DOOM 38447           1   1      4         LETHAL ANATOMY XXVI (6390)
 BOCH 38525                    1   1      4         VORTEX (6401)             
 SWORD MAIDEN 39742            1   1      4         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
-BIG ONE 24082                 0   4      4         SIZE ISSUES (3844)        
-THAT WARRIOR 38386            0   2      2         THAT TEAM IV (6378)       
 BLOODKREIF 39740              0   2      2         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
-TAIL OF THE SPRACK 12849      0   2      2         TEAM SPRACK 5R (1883)     
 STEEL CRUSADER 39743          0   2      2         BLOOD SINS (6610)         
-GOT MY STAT TRAIN 13522       0   1      1         MAKES ME SMILE (1987)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SEMI-SWEET 36113        0  2   030305N 5678         TAINTED TURNKEY 37827 166   
LONG LONG ROAD 41162    0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 STONE GOLEM           167  NONE
MONTERREY 40404         0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 PRISONER 0317 39328   166   
SHANGHAI 34697          0  2   BEEN THERE 5713      KRZYZEWSKI 38560      163  NOT REVENGED
NORTH STAR 39741        1  1   BLOOD SINS 6610      BIG ONE 24076         167   
NO BIG DEAL 41160       0  1   EXCLAMATION POI 5507 BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
TWO IS NOT A CR 28488   4  7   FUNDIES 4285         1104 17782            167   
THE WILLBURY 11440      5  8 2 GOING BANANAS 1663   HIGH ELF              167  NONE
DEAD 41181              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
DEATH 41177             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 HIGH ELF              167  NONE
GONE 41178              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 BANDIT PRINCE         167  NONE
MAGMA 40933             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 SPYMASTER             167  NONE
DYING 41182             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 MOUNTAIN TROLL        167  NONE
MUCOUS 10782           16 16 1 HACKING COUGH 1293   OK10 13420            166   
LONE STAR STATE 40918   0  1   MOVIN' ON 6326       WURM KIN              167  NONE
0017 31470              8  7   OCT 2004 11 5183     TURNIP TORNEDO 35257  163  NOT REVENGED
JOHN LENNON 38027       6  5   SENSITIVE GUYS 6316  GREEN FIVE 25052      163  NOT REVENGED
FABIO 30722             5  6   STREET PIZZAD X 5040 SOULTAKER 37523       166   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RED FIVE 25053          1  4   UNO 4WI 4003         ROOM 282 33685        163  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE WILLBURY was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DYING was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
LONG LONG ROAD was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
GONE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
LONE STAR STATE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO BIG DEAL was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
MAGMA was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
DEATH was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MISTLETOE vanquished TURNIP TORNEDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
OK10 vanquished YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JULIENNE defeated 12A 7D in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge match.
MARBLES savagely defeated OPOSSUMS in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge match.
TWAIN devastated WYVERN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ABOMINATION was beaten by PULL MY FINGER in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
XRIS was defeated by KARATE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
FIBULARIS overpowered KANSAS CITY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
SHUCKS was viciously subdued by ROOT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
1104 executed TWO IS NOT A CROWD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MILFORD savagely defeated MICHAEL SCOTT in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
JETREL bested ELVIS in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
WOW was overpowered by WRATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BLOODLUST ANKLEBITER was beaten by STRING in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
CORYDEN unbelievably bested POLICY OF TRUTH in a 4 minute Challenge fray.
RACINE was subdued by WRATH in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
BEARDED AXE WOUND defeated HELISON in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
BLOODCRUNCHER defeated PEN TAGRAM in a 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
KINETIX defeated LORD BLEEDS in a exciting 1 minute expert's match.
0002 won victory over GREEN FIVE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fray.
CRACKED AND LEAKING was overpowered by 1100 in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
MRS BUTTERWORTH was outlasted by PRISONER 0146 in a dull 18 minute expert's fight.
THE INTERNET was overpowered by CHARLOTTE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KELLEY was defeated by KATAMARI DAMACY in a exciting 3 minute fight.
NUMBER CRUNCHER was overpowered by UH-OH in a 1 minute uneven bout.
2301 was subdued by KITTEN in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
SEATTLE SLEW viciously subdued SPF 9,000,000 in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
GREEN beat GITHRA in a 2 minute fray.
YORDY KAHL was overpowered by MICA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GROVER was handily defeated by NASCAR in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SOULTAKER overpowered PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JUNIPER was handily defeated by WEBBED BEAUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FISH TALES overpowered ROOM 282 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TWILIGHT ZONE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute struggle.
LOST defeated PRIME in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
GAFF handily defeated FIGMENT in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
PIIE was savagely defeated by WHO? DUNNIT in a popular 8 minute brutal match.
ELMO defeated ARABIAN in a 2 minute duel.
1101 was savagely defeated by BOND, JAMES BOND in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
2804 handily defeated BITTER EMPLOYEES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOAD subdued BETHNAEL in a 2 minute conflict.
IBLIS was overpowered by SNOG in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
QUAGMIRE overpowered EMMA in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
I'M STILL STANDING beat GOLIATH in a 3 minute struggle.
STUPID MOUSE subdued ARIEL in a 1 minute battle.
WHITE devastated BOCH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLIND FAITH demolished STEEL CRUSADER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ICATIAN WARRIOR was devastated by CONSORTIUM WASTE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TARTAR SAUCE! lost to YBIRA in a 3 minute gory struggle.
HARD DECISION was luckily beaten by GUILE in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
SWORD MAIDEN was outwaited by AJAX SEVEN in a tiresome 19 minute bout.
NORTH STAR was slain by BIG ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
ORANGESPASM was subdued by ASDEREL in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
KRANZ devastated URIDIZU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOODKREIF was bested by BAAL in a 2 minute beginner's match.
PRUNE JUICE viciously subdued TULSA, BABY, TULSA in a slow 24 minute gory bout.
MAMA BREANNA overpowered MIRKO CRO-COP in a 2 minute brutal uneven melee.
ZYZXX demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TYBERION savagely defeated FAHAKA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
HARV was vanquished by PORTAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ELITE PLUS was beaten by BASTILLE in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  38         STRIKING ATTACK  129 -  84 - 10      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         TOTAL PARRY       94 -  70 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         AIMED BLOW        93 - 121 -  5      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK   134 - 176 -  7      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  55 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  50 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  32 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  28 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  15 -  0      21  |

Turn 167 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 21         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  9     AIMED BLOW         7 - 10         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   11 - 11     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOODCRUNCHER 20643        11   2  0  118 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)
STRIKING ATTACK  OK10 13420                  7   6  2  106 GO9 (1968)
TOTAL PARRY      0002 16726                  7   3  0  100 OCT 2002 (2543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MISTLETOE 32539             6   4  2   94 TIS THE SEASON (5366)
PARRY-LUNGE      MARBLES 9504                7   6  0   86 ROAD TRIP (1414)
AIMED BLOW       YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563   12   8  1   82 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5201)
SLASHING ATTACK  SOULTAKER -28013            3   1  2   64 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 12A 7D 26666.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARBLES 9504.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROOT 31537, HELISON 
-27216, 2301 17798, POLICY OF TRUTH -28748, BOND, JAMES BOND -28811, KELLEY 22129, 
PIIE -30590, SEATTLE SLEW 28668, MILFORD -27425, and PRIME -26144.

The least popular fighter this week was PRUNE JUICE -26992.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TULSA, BABY, TULSA -29063, AJAX SEVEN -27788, SWORD MAIDEN 
-25794, PRISONER 0146 -31422, MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115, WRATH -30441, HARV -30502, 
FAHAKA -30403, MIRKO CRO-COP -28084, and URIDIZU -25868.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLOODCRUNCHER (82-20643) ORCISH MADMEN