DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/29/2006    Duedate: 05/12/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 172

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5201)
(82-31563) [15-8-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE             TURNIP TORNEDO
IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5201)    GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
(82-31563) [15-8-1,115]        (82-35257) [8-1-1,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2301                           PRISONER 0312
NUMBERS 11 (2726)              DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)
(82-17798) [6-13-0,48]         (82-39276) [0-2-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MORE PLACES (5777)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)       36 
2. 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)     31    4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)
3. 012006F (6912)                31    Unchartered Team
4. MORE PLACES (5777)            29 
5. 072905O (6445)                25    030305K (5675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 MIDDLE MAN (5514)         11   0  2 100.   1/ 1 MORE PLACES (5777)        7  3 0
 2/ 2*030305K (5675)             7   0  0 100.   2/27 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          4  1 0
 3- 5*TUM TEACHES (6916)         3   0  0 100.   3/42*DUNGEON CELL (6855)       3  0 0
 4/21*DUNGEON CELL (6855)        3   0  0 100.   4/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    3  0 0
 5- 6*012006H (6914)             3   0  0 100.   5/61 HALF A WORD (4654)        2  0 1
 6- 7*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303)  3   0  0 100.   6-19 GO9 (1968)                2  0 1
 7/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)     3   0  0 100.   7/ 8*012006B (6908)            2  0 0
 8/ 0*SHORT BUS (6061)           3   0  0 100.   8/ 6*012006I (6924)            2  0 0
 9/10*DARK TOADS 05D (5491)      3   0  0 100.   9/ 7 COOL GAMES (6418)         2  0 0
10/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)     2   0  1 100.  10-20*OUTER PLANES (6473)       2  0 0
11/ 0*11/19/05E (6581)           2   0  0 100.  11/31*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      2  0 0
12/20*DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)    2   0  0 100.  12/29*I'M A MUPPET (6503)       2  0 0
13- 8*ANOTHER FACE (6850)        2   0  0 100.  13/40*DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)   2  0 0
14- 9*TRAVELLING MAN (5717)      2   0  0 100.  14/14*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   2  0 0
15/ 0*EMOTIONS (6013)            2   0  0 100.  15-15*INQUISITION SL3 (6276)    2  0 0
16/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)     1   0  0 100.  16/11*030305K (5675)            2  0 0
17/ 0*012006F (6912)             1   0  0 100.  17/44 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    2  0 0
18/ 0*COMPENSATING (6893)        1   0  0 100.  18/48*DATING A FROG (6015)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     1   0  0 100.  19/52*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   2  0 0
20/ 0*PORK (6650)                1   0  0 100.  20- 2 IN MEMORIUM (4875)        2  0 0
21-12*DARK TOADS JAN1 (6798)     1   0  0 100.  21/55 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 2  0 0
22-13*DARK TOADS JAN2 (6799)     1   0  0 100.  22/56*DARK TOADS 05D (5491)     2  0 0
23-14*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)    1   0  0 100.  23/16 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       2  0 0
24/ 0*THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)  1   0  0 100.  24/62 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  2  0 0
25-18*DARK TOADS JAN4 (6823)     1   0  0 100.  25-17 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 2  0 0
26-19*DARK TOADS JAN19 (6828)    1   0  0 100.  26/66 4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   2  0 0
27/ 0*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)       1   0  0 100.  27/71*SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 2  1 0
28/ 0*DISAPPOINTING (6892)       1   0  0 100.  28/95 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    2  1 0
29/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)     1   0  0 100.  00/100 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  2 0
30/ 0*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)     1   0  0 100.  30/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    1  0 1
31/ 0*012006C (6909)             1   0  0 100.  31- 5 DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)    1  0 1
32/ 0*012006E (6911)             1   0  0 100.  32/ 0*R IS FOR... 2 (4447)      1  0 1
33/ 0*4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)  1   0  0 100.  33/ 0*C IS FOR ... (3929)       1  0 1
34/ 0*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)     1   0  0 100.  34-33*DARK TOADS JAN2 (6799)    1  0 0
35/ 0*HORMONE (5153)             1   0  0 100.  35/ 0*012006C (6909)            1  0 0
36/ 0*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266)  1   0  0 100.  36-32*DARK TOADS JAN1 (6798)    1  0 0
37-22 IN MEMORIUM (4875)        11   1  0 91.7  37-38*DARK TOADS JAN4 (6823)    1  0 0
38/23 4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   11   1  0 91.7  38-41*ANOTHER FACE (6850)       1  0 0
39/24 COOL GAMES (6418)          9   1  0 90.0  39/ 0*PORK (6650)               1  0 0
40/ 0*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)   8   1  1 88.9  40/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    1  0 0
41-25*SMOKE SHOP (5025)          5   1  0 83.3  41-34*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   1  0 0
42-26 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997)  8   2  1 80.0  42/ 0*11/19/05E (6581)          1  0 0
43/ 0 030305E (5669)             8   2  0 80.0  43/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    1  0 0
44-27 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709)  8   2  0 80.0  44-39*DARK TOADS JAN19 (6828)   1  0 0
45/ 4*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078)  4   1  0 80.0  45/ 0*072905G (6434)            1  0 0
46/35*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)    6   2  0 75.0  46/ 0*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      1  0 0
47/43*METALLICATS (6419)         3   1  1 75.0  47-70*DARK ANGEL FOOD CA (6620) 1  0 0
48/44*012006B (6908)             3   1  0 75.0  48/ 0*DISAPPOINTING (6892)      1  0 0
49/45*012006I (6924)             3   1  0 75.0  49/ 0*COMPENSATING (6893)       1  0 0
50/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     3   1  0 75.0  50/ 0*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    1  0 0
51-31*ON THE ROAD AGAIN (6327)   3   1  0 75.0  51/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)    1  0 0
52-33*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)    5   2  1 71.4  52/ 0*012006E (6911)            1  0 0
53/38*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       5   2  0 71.4  53/ 0*012006F (6912)            1  0 0
54/39*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)    5   2  0 71.4  54- 9*012006H (6914)            1  0 0
55/28 4 LETTER BEER (5196)       9   4  0 69.2  55/ 0*4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915) 1  0 0
56-37 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708)  8   4  1 66.7  56-10*TUM TEACHES (6916)        1  0 0
57/29*TEMPE -05 (5575)           6   3  1 66.7  57/ 0*072905O (6445)            1  0 0
58/52*I'M A MUPPET (6503)        6   3  0 66.7  58/ 0*THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 1  0 0
59/ 0*C IS FOR ... (3929)        4   2  1 66.7  59-45 TIME WASTERS (5754)       1  0 0
60-40*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076)  4   2  0 66.7  60/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    1  0 0
61/ 0*072905O (6445)             2   1  0 66.7  61/ 0*DM OWNS YOU (6076)        1  0 0
62/ 0*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)     2   1  0 66.7  62-80*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
63-47*THE PLACE II (5809)        2   1  0 66.7  63-12 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5709) 1  0 0
64-48*INQUISITION SL3 (6276)     2   1  0 66.7  64-13*TRAVELLING MAN (5717)     1  0 0
65/50 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 15   8  1 65.2  65/ 0*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    1  0 0
66/57 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       12   7  1 63.2  66/ 0*GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  1  0 0
67/36*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086)  5   3  0 62.5  67/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    1  0 0
68-54 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998)  8   5  2 61.5  68/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    1  0 0
69/65 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    11   7  0 61.1  69/ 0 030305E (5669)            1  0 0
70/51 TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     12   8  0 60.0  70/ 0*EMOTIONS (6013)           1  0 0
71/72 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     6   4  0 60.0  71/ 0*SHORT BUS (6061)          1  0 0
72-59 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268)  6   4  0 60.0  72/ 0*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    1  0 0
73/46*SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)  3   2  0 60.0  73-79*030305H (5672)            1  0 0
74-61*DARK ANGEL FOOD CA (6620)  3   2  0 60.0  74/ 0*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    1  0 0
75-62*030305H (5672)             3   2  0 60.0  75-51*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303) 1  0 0
76/ 0*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     3   2  0 60.0  76/ 0*HORMONE (5153)            1  0 0
77/32*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    3   2  0 60.0  77-53*SMOKE SHOP (5025)         1  0 0
78-64*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    3   2  0 60.0  78/ 0 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 1  0 0
79/ 0 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 10   7  1 58.8  79-57 MIDDLE MAN (5514)         1  0 0
80-66 GO9 (1968)                16  12  3 57.1  80/ 0 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  1  0 0
81/55 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     8   6  1 57.1  81/ 0 FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/56 STUDS (4671)               8   6  1 57.1  82/ 0*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266) 1  0 0
83/41*MID-LIFE (4267)            4   3  0 57.1  83-63 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    1  0 0
84/ 0*Q IS FOR... (3757)         4   3  0 57.1  84/ 0*Q IS FOR... (3757)        1  0 0
85-68 COLOR TUNES (5502)        18  14  0 56.2  85-64*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   1  0 0
86/85*DATING A FROG (6015)       5   4  1 55.6  86-65 HOMIES (2783)             1  0 0
87/53*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    5   4  0 55.6  87/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    1  0 0
88/34*MY FAMILY (5797)           5   4  0 55.6  88-18 A UNIT X (116)            1  0 0
89/70 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    85  69  6 55.2  89/28*DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)   1  1 1
90/ 0 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  11   9  1 55.0  90/69*METALLICATS (6419)        1  1 1
91/58 NO RESPECT II (5484)       6   5  0 54.5  16/116*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    1  1 0
92/84 OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     6   5  0 54.5  92/35*DARK TOADS OCT3 (6801)    1  1 0
93-74 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       13  11  0 54.2  93/36*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    1  1 0
94/73 GWAR (1021)              105  89  9 54.1  94/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    1  1 0
95/69 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   14  12  1 53.8  95/37*DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)   1  1 0
96-75 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  37  32  4 53.6  96/50*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   1  1 0
97/81 TIS THE SEASON (5366)      8   7  3 53.3  97- 4*ON THE ROAD AGAIN (6327)  1  1 0
98/79 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          26  23  1 53.1  98/43*TEMPE -05 (5575)          1  1 0
99-76 TIME WASTERS (5754)        9   8  1 52.9  36/136*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       1  1 0
00-77 ROAD TRIP (1414)           9   8  0 52.9  00-99 COLOR TUNES (5502)        1  1 0
01-78 NO POTENTIAL (3637)       10   9  1 52.6  01/54 4 LETTER BEER (5196)      1  1 0
02/71 DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     10   9  0 52.6  02-84*WONDERLAND (5369)         1  1 0
03/80 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  11  10  1 52.4  03-85*CONFLICT OF INTERE (5370) 1  1 0
00/100 HALF A WORD (4654)         7   7  2 50.0  04-96 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     1  1 0
05/ 0 FENWAY FREAKS (5308)       7   7  0 50.0  05-86*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076) 1  1 0
06-83 HOMIES (2783)              6   6  0 50.0  06/59*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078) 1  1 0
07/67*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)    4   4  0 50.0  07/60*MID-LIFE (4267)           1  1 0
08-87*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)      4   4  0 50.0  08/ 0*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      1  1 0
09-88*TCING THE HARD WAY (2013)  4   4  0 50.0  09/89 NUMBERS 8 (2723)          1  1 0
10/60*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     3   3  1 50.0  10/90 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         1  1 0
11/ 0*DM OWNS YOU (6076)         3   3  0 50.0  11-97 ROAD TRIP (1414)          1  1 0
12-91*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)    3   3  0 50.0  12/92 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 1  2 0
13/ 0*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)       2   2  0 50.0  13/21 TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     1  2 0
14/ 0*X IS FOR ... (3934)        2   2  0 50.0  14/22*SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   1  2 0
15/ 0*B IS FOR... (3734)         2   2  0 50.0  15/77*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   1  2 0
16/11*DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)    1   1  1 50.0  16/91 TIS THE SEASON (5366)     1  2 0
17/17*DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)    1   1  0 50.0  17/98 DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     1  2 0
18/16*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)     1   1  0 50.0  18/87*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086) 1  2 0
19/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)     1   1  0 50.0  19/23*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  1  2 0
20/15*DARK TOADS OCT3 (6801)     1   1  0 50.0  20/24 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
21-93*4-LETTER CAVEMEN I (7057)  1   1  0 50.0  21/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     1  2 0
22-95*TO AND FRO (6330)          1   1  0 50.0  12/112 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   1  2 0
23/ 0*EYE (5154)                 1   1  0 50.0  23/25 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   1  2 0
24/ 0*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)      1   1  0 50.0  01-101*D.S.M.V. (7043)           1  4 0
25-96*CONFLICT OF INTERE (5370)  1   1  0 50.0  04/104*H.F.C. (5360)             1  6 0
26/ 0*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)       1   1  0 50.0  26/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   0  5 0
27/ 0*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)       1   1  0 50.0  03-103*DARK SIDE II (7049)       0  5 0
28-97*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     13  14  1 48.1  21/121*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   0  4 0
03/103 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          22  25  0 46.8  29/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  4 0
30-99 BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    69  79 10 46.6  30/94 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    0  3 0
31/98 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 26  30  0 46.4  28/128*MY FAMILY (5797)          0  3 0
32/ 0 10/24/04-C (5233)          5   6  0 45.5  02/102 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    0  3 0
33/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)  130 161 15 44.7  33/72*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 0  2 0
34/ 0*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)     4   5  1 44.4  20/120*DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)   0  2 0
35/86*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  4   5  0 44.4  19/119*DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)   0  2 0
02/102 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    35  44  6 44.3  14/114*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    0  2 0
06-106 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      6   8  0 42.9  15/115*DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)   0  2 0
07-107*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    3   4  2 42.9  38/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  2 0
39/89*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)     3   4  1 42.9  39-93*DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     0  2 0
40/92*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     3   4  0 42.9  30/130*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    0  2 0
04/104 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     8  11  0 42.1  31/131*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    0  2 0
10-110 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     5   7  0 41.7  08-108 BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    0  2 0
05/105 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 12  17  0 41.4  43-26*UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     0  2 0
12-112 DUNGEON CELL 15 (5175)     4   6  1 40.0  09-109*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
25/125 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    4   6  1 40.0  38/138 BASHERS (4933)            0  2 0
13-113 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  4   6  0 40.0  37/137 NO RESPECT II (5484)      0  2 0
14-114*OUTER PLANES (6473)        2   3  0 40.0  47/147 STUDS (4671)              0  2 0
15-115*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410)  2   3  0 40.0  48/ 0*M IS FOR ... (3919)       0  2 0
16-116*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   3  0 40.0  51/151 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  2 0
17-117*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  2   3  0 40.0  52/152 GWAR (1021)               0  2 0
21-121*COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)    3   5  0 37.5  51/ 0*072905P (6446)            0  1 0
20-120*WOW (6113)                 3   5  0 37.5  52/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    0  1 0
08/108*OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)   3   5  0 37.5  53/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    0  1 0
22/122 MORE PLACES (5777)        20  34  1 37.0  13-113*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  0  1 0
19/119*H.F.C. (5360)              6  11  0 35.3  05-105*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410) 0  1 0
56/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     35  70  6 33.3  18-118*DARK TOADS JAN25 (6861)   0  1 0
57/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     3   6  0 33.3  57/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    0  1 0
26-126*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   2   4  0 33.3  58/ 0*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     0  1 0
27-127*WONDERLAND (5369)          2   4  0 33.3  59/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    0  1 0
60/ 0*R IS FOR... 2 (4447)       1   2  1 33.3  60/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    0  1 0
61/ 0*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)      1   2  0 33.3  61/ 0*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 0  1 0
62/ 0*072905G (6434)             1   2  0 33.3  62/ 0*THE INQUISITION 20 (7037) 0  1 0
44/144*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)     1   2  0 33.3  63/ 0*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      0  1 0
64/ 0*072905P (6446)             1   2  0 33.3  64/ 0*MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)     0  1 0
45/145*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        1   2  0 33.3  65-78*DARK TOADS STL25 (6239)   0  1 0
29-129 A UNIT X (116)            13  27  2 32.5  06-106*COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)   0  1 0
24/124 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          6  13  0 31.6  67/47*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    0  1 0
68/ 0*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3   7  0 30.0  35-135*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   0  1 0
69/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     2   5  0 28.6  10-110*WOW (6113)                0  1 0
32-132*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)    2   5  0 28.6  26-126*PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)     0  1 0
23/123*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)    7  18  1 28.0  07-107*DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   0  1 0
31/131 BASHERS (4933)             4  11  1 26.7  72-73*DARK TOADS STL15 (6229)   0  1 0
33-133*B5 6 (4320)                2   6  0 25.0  73-76 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708) 0  1 0
74/ 0*F IS FOR ... (3926)        1   3  1 25.0  34/134 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    0  1 0
75/ 0*SPINE (5155)               1   3  0 25.0  75-75*THE PLACE II (5809)       0  1 0
37-137*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)        2   8  0 20.0  76/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    0  1 0
36/136 NUMBERS 8 (2723)           2   8  0 20.0  77/ 0*AD IS FOR... (5743)       0  1 0
38-138*D.S.M.V. (7043)            1   4  0 20.0  29-129 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  0  1 0
79/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    1  17  0  5.6  79-81*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 0  1 0
80/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0  11  0  0.0  33-133*MY TCS (5768)             0  1 0
39-139*DARK SIDE II (7049)        0   5  0  0.0  81-74*TO AND FRO (6330)         0  1 0
41-141*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)   0   4  0  0.0  82/ 0*INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 0  1 0
42-142*PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)      0   4  0  0.0  83/ 0*SPINE (5155)              0  1 0
43-143*MY TCS (5768)              0   3  0  0.0  84/ 0*MUSCLE (5163)             0  1 0
51/151*DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)    0   2  0  0.0  85/ 0*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      0  1 0
47/147*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     0   2  0  0.0  86/ 0*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     0  1 0
52/152*DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)    0   2  0  0.0  39-139*ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  1 0
49/149*DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)    0   2  0  0.0  40-140*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   0  1 0
89/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     0   2  0  0.0  89-83 SUPERIOR FORCES 70 (4998) 0  1 0
90/ 0*AD IS FOR... (5743)        0   2  0  0.0  90/ 0*EYE (5154)                0  1 0
91/ 0*MUSCLE (5163)              0   2  0  0.0  91/ 0 10/24/04-C (5233)         0  1 0
92/ 0*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)       0   2  0  0.0  92-82 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4997) 0  1 0
46-146*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071)  0   2  0  0.0  44-144*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071) 0  1 0
94/ 0*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035)  0   1  0  0.0  46-146*B5 6 (4320)               0  1 0
95/ 0*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)       0   1  0  0.0  95/ 0*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      0  1 0
96/ 0*MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)      0   1  0  0.0  96/ 0*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      0  1 0
97/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)     0   1  0  0.0  97/ 0*X IS FOR ... (3934)       0  1 0
98/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)     0   1  0  0.0  98-88 NO POTENTIAL (3637)       0  1 0
99/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)     0   1  0  0.0  99/ 0*B IS FOR... (3734)        0  1 0
48-148*DARK TOADS JAN25 (6861)    0   1  0  0.0  11-111 DARK PASSAGE (3870)       0  1 0
01/ 0*THE INQUISITION 20 (7037)  0   1  0  0.0  01/ 0*F IS FOR ... (3926)       0  1 0
02/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)     0   1  0  0.0  48-148 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 0  1 0
53-153*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)    0   1  0  0.0  50-150*TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 0  1 0
04/ 0*INQUISITION 120415 (5650)  0   1  0  0.0  00-200*4-LETTER CAVEMEN I (7057) 0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DWES EG once again!  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
NUMBERS 7's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 27th to 2nd.  You 
know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  DUNGEON CELL moved 
up 39 places, to 3rd.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not HALF A WORD's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 61st to 5th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  ANIMAL'S FARM moved up 20 
places, to 11th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not I'M A MUPPET's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 29th to 12th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  DARK TOADS JAN23 moved up 27 places, 
to 13th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 4-LETTER ERRORS' opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 44th to 17th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  DATING A FROG moved up 30 places, to 18th.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 4 LETTER MUPPETS' opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 52nd to 19th.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! moved up 34 places, to 21st.  Who 
can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DARK TOADS 05D's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 56th to 22nd.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  STREET PIZZAD XXI moved up 38 places, to 24th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not 4-LETTER ROLLUPS' opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 66th to 26th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  SUPERIOR HORSES II moved up 44 places, to 27th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not DUNGEON CELL 30's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 95th to 28th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  NUMBERS 6 moved up 71 places, to 29th.  Ever take one of 
those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  DARK TOADS JAN15!  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at METALLICATS, cause they dropped by 21.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 4 LETTER PLACES' opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 116th to 91st.  DARK TOADS OCT3 bit the big one as they 
could not win.  They dropped from 35th down to 92nd!  Are you guy giving lessons or 
what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't 
look at DARK TOADS JAN9, cause they dropped by 57.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  DARK TOADS JAN22!  WEST PALM COURTS bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 50th down to 96th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
TEMPE -05, cause they dropped by 55.  You know what they say about the herd of lions 
who studied a judge...  MALAPROPISMS moved up 37 places, to 99th.  Ever take one of 
those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  4 LETTER BEER!  INQUISITION 2004 01 bit the big one as 
they could not win.  They dropped from 59th down to 106th!  Are you guy giving 
lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  
Well don't look at MID-LIFE, cause they dropped by 47.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  NUMBERS 8!  NUMBERS 11 bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 90th down to 110th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a 
good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at OF WOLF AND MAN 
II, cause they dropped by 20.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, 
he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  TACTICAL 
NUKES!  SHOT IN THE DARK bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 
22nd down to 114th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at IT'S ALL GOOD 03, cause they 
dropped by 38.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, 
you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  TIS THE SEASON!  DARK TOADS 
05K bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 98th down to 117th!  
Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, 
tough opponents.  Well don't look at INQUISITION 2004 12, cause they dropped by 31.  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  OF WOLF AND MAN 2!  INQUISITION PHL0306 bit 
the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 24th down to 120th!  Are you 
guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he 
says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  BAD PICKUP LINES! 
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
H.F.C., cause they dropped by 21.  DUNGEON CELL 21 bit the big one as they could not 
win.  They dropped from 94th down to 130th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  FEAR FACTORY II!  NAMES ARE THE WORST bit the 
big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 72nd down to 133rd!  Are you guy 
giving lessons or what?  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough 
opponents.  Well don't look at DARK TOADS JAN20, cause they dropped by 14.  Ever take 
one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  DARK TOADS JAN21!  DARK TOADS JAN8 bit the big one as 
they could not win.  They dropped from 114th down to 136th!  Are you guy giving 
lessons or what?  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, 
you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  DARK TOADS JAN11!  What's 
with SKOR?  It actually beat DUNGEON CELL 67's PRISONER 0333, and walked away with 31 
more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at MUSCLE MEN 4 while they watched 
FIBULARIS clobber DEATHSTRIKE.  He lost 11 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  What a role model for DWES EG's young 'uns!  OK10 becomes 
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam 
for IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!'s outstanding member, Duelmaster YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE.  Advice 
to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, FEAR FACTORY IV!  In 
my day, no team with a 85-68-6 would scare me off!  What's the problem, MORE PLACES?  
How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, DEATHSTRIKE!  Don't 
make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  CHUCK NORRIS looked pretty sick and surprised when he learned 
GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 is sending him to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'he expect with a 9-11-0?  
Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough 
beans, UNICORN.  That's what a 8-5-0 gets you.  Some people are wondering why GOLDEN 
KNIGHTS 5 sent JUJITSU (3-1-0) to the Dark Arena.  Just be glad you're not on their 
team.  Some people in DWES EG think GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 was too harsh when they sent 
MADUSA (6-2-2) to the Dark Arena.  Them's the breaks, I say.  CLUSTER of HALF A WORD 
got 10 points for removing another young punk.  Tough luck, INQUISITION 2004 12!  Is 
it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  DWES EG 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563     15   8  1 115         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE (5201)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUIMBY 33379                 11   0  2 112         MIDDLE MAN (5514)         
-DESSERT 34664                 8   2     99         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5709)
-SCOOTER 29811                11   1     97         IN MEMORIUM (4875)        
-MARBLES 9504                  9   8     96         ROAD TRIP (1414)          
-YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317      7   2     93         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 RASCALLY RILLION 30091       11   9  1  92         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
-KINETIX 30489                 8   5  2  92         SUPERIOR FORCES 706 (4998)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAH 12315                   11   1     90         4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   
 FIBULARIS 28877              11   6  1  89         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
 MISTLETOE 32539               8   7  3  89         TIS THE SEASON (5366)     
 BLACK DEBBIE 34182            8   2     86         030305E (5669)            
 THE GREEN MONSTER 32177       7   7     81         FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      
 PULL MY FINGER 8414          14  12  1  79         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
 OPOSSUMS 21049               12  17     77         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257          8   1  1  77         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHINA 35079                   8   2     77         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 BOND, JAMES BOND 36725        5   2     76         A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   
-1100 17778                    8   3     74         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 CLUSTER 28582                 7   7  2  73         HALF A WORD (4654)        
 PUMPING ON STEELE 33221       6   5     72         NO RESPECT II (5484)      
-PEN TAGRAM 34662              8   4  1  71         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5708)
-THE INTERNET 34967            9   8  1  68         TIME WASTERS (5754)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATAMARI DAMACY 38613         9   1     66         COOL GAMES (6418)         
-YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319       10   3     65         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 DEATHSTRIKE 41143             9   3     65         TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     
 PRISONER 0146 34114          11   7     64         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
 ROOT 31537                    9   4     63         4 LETTER BEER (5196)      
 CRACKED AND LEAKING 28597     7   5  1  63         STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  
 THE SUB SHOP 35082            5   6     63         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 SEATTLE SLEW 28668            8   6  1  61         STUDS (4671)              
-COHIBA 30643                  5   1     61         SMOKE SHOP (5025)         
 LORD BLEEDS 39601            10   8     60         OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 
 1104 17782                    8  10  1  60         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 PRISONER 0157 34125           3   6     60         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
-THAT'S ME 22831               5   6     59         NO POTENTIAL (3637)       
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        10  14     57         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 ELMO 33375                    6   2     57         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
 GROVER 39077                  6   3     57         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
-BIG STRONG SMART 21055        4   6     57         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BIZZLE 18151              6   6     56         HOMIES (2783)             
 PRISONER 0103 33733           8  11     55         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 HARD DECISION 20649           6   5     55         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
 WEBBED BEAUS 36458            5   4  1  55         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730         5   6     55         10/24/04-C (5233)         
 LOST 34209                    7   0     54         030305K (5675)            
 MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         4  11  1  52         BASHERS (4933)            
-WARRIOR 1 22691               5   7     50         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
 PRISONER 0210 36032           2   5     49         DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    
 2301 17798                    6  13     48         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 GAFF 34939                    6   4     48         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
 ROOM 282 33685                6   3  1  47         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
-DIARIA 34198                  3   2     47         030305H (5672)            
 BETH 25448                    4   1     45         INQUISITION 2004 01 (4078)
 RUBIO 19447                   4   3  1  43         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
-SOULTAKER 37523               3   4  2  43         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
-ANGELIC DEMON 35114           6   4     42         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-GREEN 15136                   6   4     42         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
 KITTEN 33238                  5   5     40         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 MAM 35208                     5   3     40         MY FAMILY (5797)          
-SNOG 13651                    4   4     40         TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 
 BE THE GUY 38688              4   5     39         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-HULK HOGAN 25440              4   2     38         TIGTOAD'S SECRET LO (4076)
-TOAD 35966                    4   4     38         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     
 BLIND FAITH 34771             5   4     37         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
-QUAGMIRE 36330                3   4     37         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     
 PRISONER 0227 36363           3   0     37         DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    
 ARLO 41392                    3   1     36         012006B (6908)            
-TEST1 19558                   3   2     36         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
 BEAVER 39056                  5   2     35         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 GIRLS? 26412                  4   3     35         MID-LIFE (4267)           
 UH-OH 33703                   3   3  1  35         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
 CONSIDER THIS 36703           3   0     35         SHORT BUS (6061)          
 MAGNIFICENT 24595             1   2     35         M IS FOR ... (3919)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-XRIS 36974                    3   5     34         WOW (6113)                

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONPUSS 38621                3   1  1  33         METALLICATS (6419)        
 PIIE 34946                    3   4     33         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
 I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         3   2     33         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 MENTALLY BLIND 7097           2   5  1  33         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 MOLDY SWISS 35107             2   1     33         CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    
 FREAKSHOW 38749               2   1     33         072905O (6445)            
-ANOTHER GREY HAIR 41025       2   0     33         ANOTHER FACE (6850)       
 PRISONER 0211 36033           3   1     32         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
 NOT SO BORING 41470           3   1     32         012006I (6924)            
-WEAKSAUCE 41419               3   0     32         012006H (6914)            
-URIDIZU 39668                 2   3     32         OUTER PLANES (6473)       
 CANKER 24648                  4   2  1  31         C IS FOR ... (3929)       
 PRISONER 0118 33748           3   4     31         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775       3   1     31         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
 GUAM 39923                    1   2     31         4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    
 NECK CRACKER 38753            1   2     31         072905P (6446)            
 MARV 41424                    1   0     31         4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915) 
 SKOR 41412                    1   0     31         012006F (6912)            
 TYLER 38206                   3   3  1  30         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 SEATTLE SLEW 41468            3   1     30         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 COSTA RICA 35078              2  10     30         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 TAINTED TURNKEY 37827         3   3  1  29         DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    
 BRIBE 38693                   1   2     27         072905G (6434)            
 FAHAKA 35133                  3   3     26         OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  
-PERCY QUIN 24 29478           2   4     26         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788         1   3     26         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        
-ATLANTA 35272                 2   1     25         THE PLACE II (5809)       
 I'M A SOLDAT 39570            2   0     25         11/19/05E (6581)          
 DIAMONDITE 40705              2   0     25         DARK TOADS 05D (5491)     
-HARV 35034                    0   3     25         MY TCS (5768)             
 MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      1   2     24         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASIAN STYLE 36833             3   2     23         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
-SPF 9,000,000 36796           3   4     23         COPPERTONE SPORT (6078)   
-SUPERIOR COURSES 41432        3   0     23         TUM TEACHES (6916)        
-PIMPEN 37811                  2   1     23         INQUISITION SL3 (6276)    
-BALADAR 37962                 3   0     22         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6303)
-DOWN UNDER 39088              3   3     22         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
 BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737        4   4     21         WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   
-WRATH 39790                   3   2     21         DARK ANGEL FOOD CAK (6620)
 PRISONER 0297 39261           2   0  1  21         DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    
 PRISONER 0304 39268           1   0     21         DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    
-HALIBURTON 32563              1   0     21         CONFLICT OF INTERES (5370)
 LH 31313                      1   0     21         HORMONE (5153)            
 SPARKLY 41405                 1   0     21         012006E (6911)            
-CHESHIRE CAT 32555            1   1     20         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-YBIRA 37969                   2   3     19         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 HAM 39958                     1   0     19         PORK (6650)               
 PORSCHE 41317                 1   0     19         COMPENSATING (6893)       
-WITH FRIENDS 36855            0   1     19         IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   
-WHIPLASH 34485                3   3     18         BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    
-BANALADAR 37977               2   2     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)
 PRISONER 007 41051            2   0     18         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
 RAGE 36450                    2   0     18         EMOTIONS (6013)           
 RANITIDINE 27368              1   0  1  18         R IS FOR... 2 (4447)      
 BRAIN STEM 31321              1   1     18         SPINE (5155)              
-STYGIAN FURY 15365            1   3     18         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 BACCHANNALIA 23424            1   1     18         B IS FOR... (3734)        
-ASIIRA 30650                  2   3     17         THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUANTUM 23537                 2   1     17         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
-I'M STILL STANDING 38577      2   3     17         VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS (6410)
 BLOODLUST ANKLEBITER 39761    1   2     17         HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     
 SMELL THE PAINT 41395         1   0     17         012006C (6909)            
 XYLOPHONE 24671               1   2     17         X IS FOR ... (3934)       
 KNIGHT LORD 23206             0   3     17         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
 PRISONER 0370 41868           0   1     17         DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    
 TIME HEALS NOTHING 7135       1   3     16         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
 MALIGNMENT 24596              1   3     16         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
 LABETALOL 27291               1   1     16         L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      
 PRISONER 0312 39276           0   2     16         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
-TRIP 25413                    0   2     16         INQUISITION 2004 14 (4071)
-PODUNK AVE. 38095             3   4     15         UNUSUAL PLACES (6323)     
 TANKESH 40904                 2   0     15         DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)   
 SUPERHUMAN 40821              1   1  1  15         DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)   
 SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404    1   0     15         LBA:  SPEILBERG FAN (4266)
 PRISONER 0327 40997           1   0     15         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 UPSET 41467                   0   1     15         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 PRIME 39392                   2   8     14         NUMBERS 8 (2723)          
 UGAMUGGAH 41228               1   0     14         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 SHUT UP!!! 42150              1   0     14         THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 
 BANSHEE 40978                 1   0     14         PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      
-FURIOUS BEARPALER 39082       0   4     14         HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  
 THIS ROLLUP 41311             1   0     13         DISAPPOINTING (6892)      
 DARK WOLF 41180               1   0     13         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
 FREAQ 42106                   0   1     13         THE INQUISITION 20 (7037) 
 DARK KNIGHT 40924             0   1     13         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
 REALITY 42097                 0   1     13         THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 
 FLAIL 24632                   1   3  1  11         F IS FOR ... (3926)       
-MAJOR 40895                   1   0     11         DARK TOADS JAN19 (6828)   
-FLUFFY TOAD 40742             1   0     11         DARK TOADS JAN2 (6799)    
-DECENT 40737                  1   0     11         DARK TOADS JAN1 (6798)    
-QUEUE 38099                   1   4     11         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 E 34085                       0   1     11         INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 
-MEMPHIS 34714                 2   0     10         TRAVELLING MAN (5717)     
 NEOSPORIN 27302               1   1     10         N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      
 SUN BROTHER 40771             1   1     10         DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    
 TOTS 41343                    1   0     10         4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    
 PRISONER 0355 41873           1   0      9         DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    
-FERG NITROSON 40748           1   0      9         DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   
-GREEK TP 40873                1   0      9         DARK TOADS JAN4 (6823)    
 GRISEAFULVIN 27337            1   1      8         G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      
 ALDOSTERONE 31389             1   1      8         BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     
-TURRIALBA 38116               1   1      8         ON THE ROAD AGAIN (6327)  
 PRISONER 0365 41883           1   0      8         DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)    
 MANAGED 40832                 1   1      8         DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)   
 MEAT MASTER 37806             1   0      7         INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    
-HOTROD 38134                  1   1      7         TO AND FRO (6330)         
 PRISONER 0333 41003           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    
-MIRKO CRO-COP 37452           0   3      7         PRIDE FIGHTING (6208)     
-MANAGER GOD 41080             0   1      7         DARK TOADS JAN25 (6861)   
 TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146     0   1      7         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
 SUN-SUN 41334                 0   1      7         MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)     
 PRISONER 0358 41876           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    
 PRISONER 0340 41010           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    
-PORTAL 40923                  1   3      6         DARK PASSAGE (3870)       
 DODGEMASTER 41110             0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)   
 MYOSIN 31369                  0   2      6         SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      
 AD INFINTUM 34911             0   2      6         AD IS FOR... (5743)       
 SCOOTER 40882                 0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    
 ADVICE 40889                  0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)   
 RILLION'S FOLLEY 40828        0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)   
 MYOFIBRIL 31362               0   2      6         MUSCLE (5163)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRISKADECAPHOBIAC 42136       1   0      5         D.S.M.V. (7043)           
-ICE 42164                     0   1      5         DARK SIDE II (7049)       
 WHITE WOLF 40916              0   1      5         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-MAD HATTER 32556              1   1      4         WONDERLAND (5369)         
-DOUBLE DUTCH 34479            0   2      2         BLIND HYPOCRISY (5699)    
-BUSH'S BIG OIL 32560          0   1      1         CONFLICT OF INTERES (5370)
-HAMMER 42166                  0   1      1         DARK SIDE II (7049)       
-DEMENTIA 42135                0   1      1         D.S.M.V. (7043)           
-SCHIZOID 42134                0   1      1         D.S.M.V. (7043)           
-LOBOTOMY 42133                0   1      1         D.S.M.V. (7043)           
-METHMAN 42167                 0   1      1         DARK SIDE II (7049)       
-KLEPTOMANIAC 42137            0   1      1         D.S.M.V. (7043)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
12A 7D 26666           17 37   B5 2 4316            MISTLETOE 32539       169   
CRACK 42165             0  1   DARK SIDE II 7049    SUPERHUMAN 40821      171   
AQUA 40756              1  1   DARK TOADS OCT3 6801 CANKER 24648          172   
PRISONER 0329 40999     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 66 6845 RANITIDINE 27368      172   
LENS 31318              1  1   EYE 5154             PRISONER 0297 39261   172   
VOID WOLF 41179         0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  SPYMASTER             172  NONE
FIREBALL 40932          0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 BLACK ORC             172  NONE
HEAT MISER 41176        0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 SHEWISH GIANT         172  NONE
KNIGHT MASTER 40408     0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 BANDIT PRINCE         172  NONE
WHITE KNIGHT 41027      0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 HIGH ELF              172  NONE
CHUCK NORRIS 41198      9 12   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 MOUNTAIN TROLL        172  NONE
DRAGON 41192            5  4   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 BANDIT PRINCE         172  NONE
MADUSA 41191            6  3 2 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 SPYMASTER             172  NONE
TREANT 41189            0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 BLACK ORC             172  NONE
UNICORN 41193           8  6   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 BLACK ORC             172  NONE
AIKIDO 41185            1  4   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 BANDIT PRINCE         172  NONE
FIRE WALKER 42168       0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 DARK CHAMPION         172  NONE
JUJITSU 41186           3  2   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 SHEWISH GIANT         172  NONE
SCUM 42242              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 HIGH ELF              172  NONE
GUS IS GONE 42226       0  1   H.F.C. 5360          BLACK ORC             172  NONE
NO HOLDS BARRED 42227   0  1   H.F.C. 5360          BLACK ORC             172  NONE
DIVER 25492             5  3   INQUISITION 200 4086 CLUSTER 28582         172   
BACK YARD DITCH 42225   0  1   MORE PLACES 5777     ARENAMASTER           172  NONE
NASONEX 27305           1  1   N IS FOR... 2 4434   IRONPUSS 38621        172   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHUCK NORRIS was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
UNICORN was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JUJITSU was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MADUSA was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
AIKIDO was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DRAGON was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
TREANT was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
VOID WOLF was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WHITE KNIGHT was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
KNIGHT MASTER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FIREBALL was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
GUS IS GONE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
NO HOLDS BARRED was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCUM was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BACK YARD DITCH was executed by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FIRE WALKER was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
HEAT MISER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
FIBULARIS demolished DEATHSTRIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THE SUB SHOP defeated PRISONER 0103 in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
CHINA viciously subdued OPOSSUMS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
TYLER devastated PRIME in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered PUMPING ON STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
RASCALLY RILLION overpowered PULL MY FINGER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
ROOT was overpowered by THE GREEN MONSTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
TURNIP TORNEDO overpowered DER WAFFLE HAUS in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BLAH handily defeated LORD BLEEDS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLACK DEBBIE demolished SEATTLE SLEW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISTLETOE won victory over PRISONER 0157 in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
PRISONER 0146 defeated 2301 in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
BOND, JAMES BOND overpowered ROOM 282 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CLUSTER put to death DIVER in a 1 minute bout.
GAFF overcame FAHAKA in a 2 minute duel.
GROVER savagely defeated STYRENE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
BETH was overcome by CRACKED AND LEAKING in a exciting 2 minute fight.
GIRLS? was demolished by 1104 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIND FAITH was overpowered by PRISONER 0210 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KATAMARI DAMACY overcame MENTALLY BLIND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
LOST outwaited MRS BUTTERWORTH in a unpopular 20 minute brutal fight.
1101 demolished UH-OH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COSTA RICA was outwaited by CONSIDER THIS in a exciting 14 minute brutal fight.
WEBBED BEAUS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAM was beaten by ELMO in a 1 minute bout.
SADDAM A GO-GO was vanquished by RUBIO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HARD DECISION savagely defeated BE THE GUY in a action packed 2 minute competition.
KITTEN was defeated by BROCKWAY in a 3 minute battle.
NUMBER CRUNCHER vanquished PIIE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
2804 viciously subdued LABETALOL in a popular 6 minute bloody conflict.
ARLO overpowered MAGNIFICENT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PRISONER 0227 handily defeated FLAIL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER 0118 was overpowered by MOLDY SWISS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ASIAN STYLE was beaten by BEAVER in a popular 1 minute fray.
BITTER EMPLOYEES was overcome by DOG ATE MY ROLLUP in a 2 minute brutal duel.
TAINTED TURNKEY was demolished by GUAM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MALIGNMENT was demolished by PRISONER 0211 in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SEATTLE SLEW devastated MANAGED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NOT SO BORING unbelievably bested PRISONER 0312 in a exciting 12 minute bloody battle.
MENTAL RETALIATION savagely defeated NECK CRACKER in a exciting 5 minute brutal brawl.
KNIGHT LORD was bested by QUANTUM in a 2 minute brawl.
SUPERHUMAN was overpowered by I'M A SOLDAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
AQUA was assassinated by CANKER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TIME HEALS NOTHING was handily defeated by DIAMONDITE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BRAIN STEM was defeated by POLICY OF TRUTH in a exciting 3 minute duel.
I WILL LEAD YOU handily defeated XYLOPHONE in a 3 minute mismatched battle.
BACCHANNALIA was overpowered by FREAKSHOW in a 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
BLOODLUST ANKLEBITER was devastated by BRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
NASONEX was slaughtered by IRONPUSS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 0297 assassinated LENS in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
PRISONER 007 narrowly defeated ALDOSTERONE in a action packed 1 minute battle.
NEOSPORIN defeated SCOOTER in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
GRISEAFULVIN was outlasted by PRISONER 0327 in a unpopular 8 minute duel.
DODGEMASTER was overpowered by SHUT UP!!! in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
RAGE overpowered WHITE WOLF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MYOFIBRIL was bested by PRISONER 0365 in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
MYOSIN was savagely defeated by TANKESH in a 3 minute brutal novice's conflict.
SUN BROTHER lost to THIS ROLLUP in a 2 minute brawl.
RILLION'S FOLLEY was demolished by UGAMUGGAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADVICE was demolished by BANSHEE in a 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
AD INFINTUM was vanquished by PRISONER 069 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0329 was murdered by RANITIDINE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PRISONER 0333 was vanquished by SKOR in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER 0340 was overpowered by SMELL THE PAINT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAM demolished PRISONER 0370 in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
PRISONER 0304 handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MEAT MASTER beat TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT in a 1 minute novice's match.
ING lost to DARK WOLF in a 3 minute duel.
E was demolished by MARV in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LH luckily beat UPSET in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN demolished PRISONER 0358 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PORSCHE overpowered DARK KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUN-SUN was overcome by PRISONER 0355 in a 1 minute novice's melee.
TOTS overpowered FREAQ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPARKLY demolished REALITY in a unpopular 4 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  41         TOTAL PARRY       97 -  60 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 28         STRIKING ATTACK  133 -  94 -  8      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      26         LUNGING ATTACK   146 - 182 -  6      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        69 -  95 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   14         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  43 -  1      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  31 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  59 -  5      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  38 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  55 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 172 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 16         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 12     SLASHING ATTACK    3 - 11         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    23 - 18     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563   15   8  1  115 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5201)
TOTAL PARRY      RASCALLY RILLION 30091     11   9  1   92 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLAH 12315                 11   1  0   90 4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MISTLETOE 32539             8   7  3   89 TIS THE SEASON (5366)
WALL OF STEEL    PUMPING ON STEELE -32315    6   5  0   72 NO RESPECT II (5484)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROOT 31537                  9   4  0   63 4 LETTER BEER (5196)
SLASHING ATTACK  HARD DECISION 20649         6   5  0   55 OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2301 17798.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PRISONER 0312 -26260.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRISONER 0333 -24533, 
COSTA RICA -30458, UPSET -24069, 2301 17798, CHINA -30457, POLICY OF TRUTH -28748, 
MENTALLY BLIND 7097, HARD DECISION 20649, 2804 17776, and MENTAL RETALIATION -30447.

The least popular fighter this week was LOST -31327.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115, REALITY -23439, SPARKLY -24131, PRISONER 0327 
-24539, CONSIDER THIS -28833, NOT SO BORING -24066, LABETALOL 27291, SKOR -24124, 
FREAQ -23430, and SUN-SUN -24202.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE (82-31563) IT'S THE SAME MOVIE!