DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/27/2006    Duedate: 06/09/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 174

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAZY DOG
BEER 3 (2018)
(82-13678) [10-4-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAZY DOG                       BOND, JAMES BOND
BEER 3 (2018)                  A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)
(82-13678) [10-4-1,114]        (82-36725) [7-2-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2301                           SHUT UP!!!
NUMBERS 11 (2726)              THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)
(82-17798) [6-15-0,47]         (82-42150) [3-0-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MORE PLACES (5777)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)      30 
2. NUMBERS 7 (2722)              28    GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
3. KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)    27    Unchartered Team
4. NO MORE TRAVEL (6333)         26 
5. WOW (6113)                    25    030305K (5675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*030305K (5675)             9   0  0 100.   1/ 1 MORE PLACES (5777)        5  7 0
 2/ 0*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313)  6   0  0 100.   2/ 3*DUNGEON CELL (6855)       4  1 0
 3/ 2*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)     5   0  1 100.   3/42 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          4  3 0
 4- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303)  4   0  0 100.   4/ 6*METALLICATS (6419)        3  0 1
 5/ 9*012006F (6912)             3   0  0 100.   5/28*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    3  0 1
 6/10*4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915)  3   0  0 100.   6/10*THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 3  0 0
 7/ 5*THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)  3   0  0 100.   7/12*072905O (6445)            3  0 0
 8/11*TIME LINE (6338)           3   0  0 100.   8/13 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       3  0 0
 9/14*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266)  3   0  0 100.   9/17*012006F (6912)            3  0 0
10/30*INQUISITION CLOVES (7073)  2   0  0 100.  10/18*4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915) 3  0 0
11/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1F (6603)       2   0  0 100.  11/22*DM OWNS YOU (6076)        3  0 0
12/ 0*WATCHERS! II (6622)        2   0  0 100.  12/25*030305K (5675)            3  0 0
13/ 0*WATCHER (6624)             2   0  0 100.  13/21*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    3  0 0
14/ 0*3 LETTER NERDS (6625)      2   0  0 100.  14/27 GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  3  0 0
15/22*PORK (6650)                2   0  0 100.  15/29*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    3  0 0
16- 6*DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)    2   0  0 100.  16/30*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   3  0 0
17- 8*COMPENSATING (6893)        2   0  0 100.  17/33*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266) 3  0 0
18/17*DM ROLL-UPS (7009)         2   0  0 100.  18/34 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/32*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7014)  2   0  0 100.  19/ 7*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 3  1 2
20/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  2   0  0 100.  20/ 4*SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 3  2 0
21-12*EMOTIONS (6013)            2   0  0 100.  44/144*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  3  4 0
22-13*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)     2   0  0 100.  22/ 5*H.F.C. (5360)             3  7 0
23-31*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)     1   0  0 100.  23- 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    2  0 1
24/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)    1   0  0 100.  24/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 2  0 0
25-21*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     1   0  0 100.  25/60*INQUISITION CLOVES (7073) 2  0 0
26/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1B (6607)       1   0  0 100.  26-11 COOL GAMES (6418)         2  0 0
27/ 0*AGREE (6686)               1   0  0 100.  27/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1F (6603)      2  0 0
28-18*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6740)  1   0  0 100.  28/52*PORK (6650)               2  0 0
29-16*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)     1   0  0 100.  29-16*COMPENSATING (6893)       2  0 0
30-19*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019)  1   0  0 100.  30/46*DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        2  0 0
31-23*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7024)  1   0  0 100.  31/61*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7014) 2  0 0
32-27*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025)  1   0  0 100.  32/78*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     2  0 0
33-20*CREDIT COUNTS (6507)       1   0  0 100.  33/66*TIME LINE (6338)          2  0 0
34/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  1   0  0 100.  34-24 030305E (5669)            2  0 0
35/ 0*ACID REFLUX (6344)         1   0  0 100.  35/67*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 2  0 0
36-34*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6175)  1   0  0 100.  36/77*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 2  0 0
37-35*HORMONE (5153)             1   0  0 100.  37-23*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    2  0 0
38/ 0*SOULTAKER SAYINGS (5476)   1   0  0 100.  38-31 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  2  0 0
39/39 GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  10   1  1 90.9  39/84 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 2  0 0
40-38 COOL GAMES (6418)         10   1  0 90.9  40/90*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425) 2  0 0
41/36 4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   12   2  0 85.7  41/93 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  2  0 0
42/40*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  6   1  0 85.7  00/100 HOMIES (2783)             2  0 0
43/41 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 10   2  1 83.3  43/ 8*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    2  1 1
44/44*METALLICATS (6419)         5   1  1 83.3  06/106 10/24/04-C (5233)         2  1 1
45/47*DUNGEON CELL (6855)        5   1  0 83.3  07/107*R IS FOR... 2 (4447)      2  1 1
46/48*GOD (5780)                 5   1  0 83.3  46/ 9 HALF A WORD (4654)        2  1 1
47-42 030305E (5669)             9   2  0 81.8  13/113*072905G (6434)            2  1 0
48-43 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      13   3  0 81.3  10/110*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    2  1 0
49/50*072905O (6445)             4   1  0 80.0  49/15*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      2  1 0
50/ 0*YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)    4   1  0 80.0  12/112*DISAPPOINTING (6892)      2  1 0
51/53*SHORT BUS (6061)           4   1  0 80.0  51/19*012006I (6924)            2  1 0
52/51*CHEESE HEADS II (5782)     4   1  0 80.0  08/108*THE INQUISITION 20 (7037) 2  1 0
53/49*A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)    7   2  0 77.8  22/122*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    2  1 0
54/ 4*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741)  3   1  2 75.0  54/20 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    2  1 0
55/58 TEMPE -05 (5575)           8   3  1 72.7  55/39*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       2  1 0
56/59 I'M A MUPPET (6503)        8   3  0 72.7  24/124*SHORT BUS (6061)          2  1 0
57/ 0 BEER 3 (2018)             10   4  1 71.4  23/123 TEMPE -05 (5575)          2  1 0
58-57*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       5   2  0 71.4  58/32 FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      2  1 0
59/64*TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     5   2  0 71.4  59/35 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       2  1 0
60/65*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425)  5   2  0 71.4  40/140*Q IS FOR... (3757)        2  1 0
61/ 0 MY BATHROOM (7089)        12   5  0 70.6  61/36 4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   2  1 0
62/60 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  13   6  0 68.4  62/38*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    2  2 0
63-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 12   6  0 66.7  48/148 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   2  2 0
64-62*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)    6   3  0 66.7  64-43 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     2  4 0
65/45*DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     4   2  1 66.7  65/41 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  4 0
66-63*C IS FOR ... (3929)        4   2  1 66.7  66-45*C IS FOR ... (3929)       1  0 1
67/46*012006I (6924)             4   2  0 66.7  67/ 0*KALX (2756)               1  0 1
68/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  4   2  0 66.7  68/ 0*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410) 1  0 0
69-66*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078)  4   2  0 66.7  69/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  0 0
70/91*OVERHYPED (4535)           4   2  0 66.7  70/ 0 MY BATHROOM (7089)        1  0 0
71-68*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)     2   1  1 66.7  71-55*ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  0 0
31/131*DISAPPOINTING (6892)       2   1  0 66.7  72-47*CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      1  0 0
73-71*11/19/05E (6581)           2   1  0 66.7  73-50*ARCANE ETC (6511)         1  0 0
74/ 0*OLD FOLKS (6404)           2   1  0 66.7  74-51*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    1  0 0
40/140*THE INQUISITION 20 (7037)  2   1  0 66.7  75/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1B (6607)      1  0 0
76/ 7*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)       2   1  0 66.7  76/ 0*WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
37/137*4-LETTER CAVEMEN I (7057)  2   1  0 66.7  77/ 0*WATCHER (6624)            1  0 0
78-73*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)       2   1  0 66.7  78/ 0*3 LETTER NERDS (6625)     1  0 0
79/ 0*A ONE WARRIOR TEAM (1993)  2   1  0 66.7  79/ 0*AGREE (6686)              1  0 0
80-75 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 15   8  1 65.2  80-53*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6740) 1  0 0
81-77 4 LETTER BEER (5196)       9   5  0 64.3  81/ 0*YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-79 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268)  7   4  0 63.6  82-14*DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)   1  0 0
83/55*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)  5   3  2 62.5  83-54*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    1  0 0
84/98*STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     5   3  1 62.5  84-59*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    1  0 0
85/56*SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)  5   3  0 62.5  85-62*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 1  0 0
00/100*DM OWNS YOU (6076)         5   3  0 62.5  86-63*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7024) 1  0 0
01/101*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076)  5   3  0 62.5  87-64*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 1  0 0
88-81*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086)  5   3  0 62.5  88/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   1  0 0
89/76 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       13   8  1 61.9  67/267*4-LETTER CAVEMEN I (7057) 1  0 0
90-84 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708)  8   5  1 61.5  90-81*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 1  0 0
91-85 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    11   7  0 61.1  91/ 0 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 1  0 0
92-87 STUDS (4671)               9   6  1 60.0  92-68*EMOTIONS (6013)           1  0 0
93-88*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)    3   2  1 60.0  93-69*DATING A FROG (6015)      1  0 0
94-89*012006B (6908)             3   2  0 60.0  94/ 0*ACID REFLUX (6344)        1  0 0
95/52*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047)  3   2  0 60.0  95-76*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6175) 1  0 0
96-90*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    3   2  0 60.0  96-26 DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    1  0 0
97/54*DARK TOADS 05D (5491)      3   2  0 60.0  97-80*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303) 1  0 0
98-92*B IS FOR... (3734)         3   2  0 60.0  98-75*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 1  0 0
99/83 TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     13   9  0 59.1  99/ 0*NUTHIN BUTA G THIN (6313) 1  0 0
00-94 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 10   7  1 58.8  00/ 0*SOULTAKER SAYINGS (5476)  1  0 0
01-95 OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)     7   5  1 58.3  01-85*KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  1  0 0
02/78 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     7   5  0 58.3  02-83*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   1  0 0
03/ 0 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRID (6315) 18  13  0 58.1  03-87 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 1  0 0
04/86 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   11   8  0 57.9  04-88*HORMONE (5153)            1  0 0
05-97 BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  12   9  1 57.1  05-89 IT'S THE SAME MOVI (5201) 1  0 0
07/107 HOMIES (2783)              8   6  0 57.1  32-132 TIS THE SEASON (5366)     1  0 0
07/ 0*TEAM 'N' (1994)            4   3  0 57.1  07-95 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      1  0 0
04/104 STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  13  10  1 56.5  08-96 IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      1  0 0
02-102*DATING A FROG (6015)       5   4  1 55.6  01-101*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    1  0 0
10/80*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427)  5   4  1 55.6  02-102 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 1  0 0
11/82*MID-LIFE (4267)            5   4  0 55.6  11/ 0*A ONE WARRIOR TEAM (1993) 1  0 0
22/122*Q IS FOR... (3757)         5   4  0 55.6  12/ 0 BEER 3 (2018)             1  0 0
03-103 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    86  69  6 55.5  13/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      1  0 0
14/96 GO9 (1968)                16  13  3 55.2  14/44*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6742) 1  1 1
15/ 0 REALLY BIG GUYS (7090)     6   5  1 54.5  05-105*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    1  1 1
18/118 SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)    6   5  1 54.5  14-114*012006B (6908)            1  1 0
06-106 GWAR (1021)              106  89  9 54.4  15-115*012006E (6911)            1  1 0
16/116 10/24/04-C (5233)          7   6  1 53.8  09-109*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)    1  1 0
08-108 TIS THE SEASON (5366)      8   7  3 53.3  18-118*11/19/05E (6581)          1  1 0
05/105*ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)   8   7  0 53.3  88/188*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026) 1  1 0
13-113 DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     10   9  0 52.6  21/71*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 1  1 0
15/115 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          28  26  1 51.9  21-121*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    1  1 0
14/114 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   14  14  1 50.0  23/72*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  1 0
12/112 ROAD TRIP (1414)           9   9  0 50.0  26-126 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     1  1 0
09/109 HALF A WORD (4654)         8   8  2 50.0  25/ 0*WOW (6113)                1  1 0
10/110 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)     8   8  1 50.0  20-120 TELEVTE (5738)            1  1 0
11/111 FENWAY FREAKS (5308)       8   8  0 50.0  06/206*3RD ROCK (6267)           1  1 0
28/99*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)     4   4  0 50.0  28/82*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 1  1 0
21-121*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)    4   4  0 50.0  29/73*AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   1  1 0
30/ 0*VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410)  3   3  0 50.0  02/202*GOD (5780)                1  1 0
58/158*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568)  3   3  0 50.0  31/70*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047) 1  1 0
23-123*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  3   3  0 50.0  32/ 0*NO MORE TRAVEL (6333)     1  1 0
24-124*KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)   3   3  0 50.0  33/74*CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    1  1 0
25-125*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863)  3   3  0 50.0  28-128*SPINE (5155)              1  1 0
35/67*DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)    2   2  1 50.0  29-129*4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   1  1 0
36/69*HAS-BEENS (2494)           2   2  1 50.0  15/215*BLADES OF CRAP (4903)     1  1 0
37/70*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)     2   2  0 50.0  37/91*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427) 1  1 0
28-128*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304)  2   2  0 50.0  77/177*TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076) 1  1 0
76/176*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)      2   2  0 50.0  35-135*L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      1  1 0
30-130*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)       2   2  0 50.0  36-136*N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      1  1 0
41/74*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496)  2   2  0 50.0  18/218*OVERHYPED (4535)          1  1 0
42/15*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6742)  1   1  1 50.0  42/94*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    1  1 0
43/ 0*KALX (2756)                1   1  1 50.0  37-137 STUDS (4671)              1  1 0
33-133*012006E (6911)             1   1  0 50.0  39-139*B IS FOR... (3734)        1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
36-136*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)     1   1  0 50.0  45/98 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   1  1 0
35-135*ARCANE ETC (6511)          1   1  0 50.0  46/99*HAS-BEENS (2494)          1  1 0
38-138*DARK TOADS OCT3 (6801)     1   1  0 50.0  26/226 LUNCHABLES (840)          1  1 0
39-139*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)     1   1  0 50.0  45-145 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    1  1 0
16/216*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026)  1   1  0 50.0  46-146 GWAR (1021)               1  1 0
34-134*DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)    1   1  0 50.0  58/158 SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   1  2 1
51/33*AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)    1   1  0 50.0  43/143 TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     1  2 0
24/224*3RD ROCK (6267)            1   1  0 50.0  11/111*012006C (6909)            1  2 0
53/ 0*NO MORE TRAVEL (6333)      1   1  0 50.0  42/142 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 1  2 0
42-142*EYE (5154)                 1   1  0 50.0  65/165*072905P (6446)            1  2 0
43-143*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)      1   1  0 50.0  55/37*DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)   1  2 0
25/225*BLADES OF CRAP (4903)      1   1  0 50.0  74/174*INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 1  2 0
44-144*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)       1   1  0 50.0  25/125*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)    1  2 0
47/147 OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 27  31  0 46.6  58/40*DARK TOADS 05D (5491)     1  2 0
46/146 LUNCHABLES (840)          44  51  1 46.3  34/134*MID-LIFE (4267)           1  2 0
48/148 MY FAMILY (5797)           6   7  0 46.2  61/161 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  1  2 0
17/117 NO RESPECT II (5484)       6   7  0 46.2  30/130*BLADES OF DEATH (4902)    1  3 0
45/145 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 11  13  1 45.8  31/131*BLADES OF MEMPH3 (4907)   1  3 0
19/119*DUNGEON CELL 48 (6000)     4   5  1 44.4  41/141*SLACKERS (2493)           1  3 0
50-150*WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)     4   5  1 44.4  54/154 MY FAMILY (5797)          1  5 0
51-151*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  4   5  0 44.4  49/149*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   1  8 0
52/152 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)  131 166 16 44.1  50/150 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   1 10 1
53/153 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    35  46  6 43.2  51/151*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   0 12 0
49/149 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          22  29  0 43.1  53/153*EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  0  7 0
69/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771)  5   7  1 41.7  55/155*M IS FOR ... (3919)       0  5 0
70/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      14  20  0 41.2  57/157*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  4 0
71/ 0 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     15  22  4 40.5  73/173 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    0  3 0
72/ 0*WOW (6113)                 4   6  0 40.0  59/159 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    0  3 0
72/172 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)   4   6  0 40.0  71/171*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    0  3 0
84/184*R IS FOR... 2 (4447)       2   3  1 40.0  74/ 0*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       0  3 0
86/186*072905P (6446)             2   3  0 40.0  60/160 NO RESPECT II (5484)      0  3 0
89/189*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)     2   3  0 40.0  62/162 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 0  3 0
87/187*072905G (6434)             2   3  0 40.0  81/181 NUMBERS 8 (2723)          0  3 0
26/126*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        2   3  0 40.0  82/182 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         0  3 0
27/127*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048)  2   3  0 40.0  56/156 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    0  3 0
59-159*SPINE (5155)               2   3  0 40.0  47/147 BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   0  3 0
29/129*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     2   3  0 40.0  70-170*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     0  2 0
60-160*X IS FOR ... (3934)        2   3  0 40.0  52-152*DARK SIDE II (7049)       0  2 0
62-162 IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      29  44  3 39.7  63-163*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    0  2 0
55/155 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 12  19  0 38.7  67-167*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    0  2 0
70/170 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    5   8  1 38.5  85/185*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7020) 0  2 0
56/156 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     8  13  0 38.1  94/194*I'M THE BEST (7081)       0  2 0
66-166*THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)    3   5  0 37.5  95/195*IT'S A GAMBLE (7082)      0  2 0
68/168 MORE PLACES (5777)        22  39  1 36.1  99/199*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 0  2 0
63/163 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)     5   9  0 35.7  72-172 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    0  2 0
64/164*H.F.C. (5360)              8  15  0 34.8  75-175 4 LETTER BEER (5196)      0  2 0
69-169 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     36  72  6 33.3  14/214*SUPERIOR FORCES 64 (4830) 0  2 0
67/167 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  4   8  0 33.3  76-176 BASHERS (4933)            0  2 0
65/165*4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     3   6  0 33.3  78-178*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078) 0  2 0
74-174*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   4  0 33.3  16/216 THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 0  2 0
32/132*012006C (6909)             1   2  0 33.3  80-180*X IS FOR ... (3934)       0  2 0
07/207*INQUISITION 120415 (5650)  1   2  0 33.3  38/138 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 0  2 0
78-178*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2681)  1   2  0 33.3  19/219 TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    0  2 0
80-180 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     3   7  0 30.0  22/222*BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 0  2 0
79/179 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          6  15  0 28.6  68-168*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    0  1 0
73/173*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  2   5  0 28.6  66-166*DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)   0  1 0
61/161*SLACKERS (2493)            2   5  0 28.6  19-119*DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)   0  1 0
81-181 BASHERS (4933)             4  12  1 25.0  02/ 0 REALLY BIG GUYS (7090)    0  1 0
71/171*EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)   3   9  0 25.0  87-187*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    0  1 0
83-183*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     2   6  0 25.0  69-169*DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)   0  1 0
85-185*F IS FOR ... (3926)        1   3  1 25.0  05/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1I (6600)      0  1 0
88-188*HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)      1   3  0 25.0  06/ 0*OLD FOLKS (6404)          0  1 0
75/175*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  1   3  0 25.0  92-192*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
41/141*BLADES OF MEMPH3 (4907)    1   3  0 25.0  91-191*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    0  1 0
82/182*M IS FOR ... (3919)        3  10  0 23.1  64-164*DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)   0  1 0
91-191 TELEVTE (5738)             9  32  3 22.0  89-189*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 0  1 0
90/190*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)    7  26  1 21.2  90-190*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      0  1 0
92-192 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)      8  31  0 20.5  12/ 0*ARDOR (6700)              0  1 0
93-193*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  1   4  0 20.0  86-186*NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 0  1 0
77/177*BLADES OF DEATH (4902)     1   4  0 20.0  14/ 0*BATTLESHIP 2A (6598)      0  1 0
94/194 NUMBERS 8 (2723)           2  10  0 16.7  83-183*MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)     0  1 0
16/ 0*TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)        2  11  0 15.4  16-116*DARK TOADS OCT3 (6801)    0  1 0
17/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918)  1   8  1 11.1  17-117*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    0  1 0
95/195*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    2  21  0  8.7  18/ 0*BATTLESHIP IJ (6599)      0  1 0
96/196*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0  13  0  0.0  19/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814) 0  1 0
97-197*DARK SIDE II (7049)        0   7  0  0.0  96-196*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
99-199*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 36 (5426)  0   4  0  0.0  98-198*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
00-200*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     0   3  0  0.0  27-127*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   0  1 0
08/208*SUPERIOR FORCES 64 (4830)  0   3  0  0.0  00-200 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5708) 0  1 0
05-205*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)     0   2  0  0.0  05-205*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  0  1 0
13/213*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7020)  0   2  0  0.0  97-197*AD IS FOR... (5743)       0  1 0
03-203*DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)    0   2  0  0.0  26/ 0*LITTLE FAITH (6033)       0  1 0
02-202*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     0   2  0  0.0  04-204*WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   0  1 0
01-201*DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)    0   2  0  0.0  28/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 0  1 0
22/222*I'M THE BEST (7081)        0   2  0  0.0  07-207*EYE (5154)                0  1 0
20/220*IT'S A GAMBLE (7082)       0   2  0  0.0  09-209*MUSCLE (5163)             0  1 0
04-204*DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)    0   2  0  0.0  11-211*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      0  1 0
06-206*AD IS FOR... (5743)        0   2  0  0.0  12-212*BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     0  1 0
09-209*MUSCLE (5163)              0   2  0  0.0  08-208*BLADES OF MEMPH 2 (4904)  0  1 0
10-210*SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)       0   2  0  0.0  34- 0*BLADES OF BLOOD (4905)    0  1 0
21-221*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)     0   1  0  0.0  10-210*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 36 (5426) 0  1 0
15-215*MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)      0   1  0  0.0  33-133 DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     0  1 0
17-217*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035)  0   1  0  0.0  37/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4771) 0  1 0
38/ 0*BATTLESHIP 1I (6600)       0   1  0  0.0  79-179*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4086) 0  1 0
18-218*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)       0   1  0  0.0  39/ 0 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     0  1 0
40/ 0*BATTLESHIP IJ (6599)       0   1  0  0.0  17-217*G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      0  1 0
12-212*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)     0   1  0  0.0  20-220*SUPERIOR FORCES A3 (3863) 0  1 0
11-211*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)     0   1  0  0.0  21-221*F IS FOR ... (3926)       0  1 0
43/ 0*BATTLESHIP 2A (6598)       0   1  0  0.0  23-223*BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   0  1 0
44/ 0*ARDOR (6700)               0   1  0  0.0  24-224 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0  1 0
45/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814)  0   1  0  0.0  25-225*SUPERIOR FORCES A2 (2681) 0  1 0
46/ 0*LITTLE FAITH (6033)        0   1  0  0.0  46/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 33 (2918) 0  1 0
23-223*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   0   1  0  0.0  03/103 GO9 (1968)                0  1 0
26-226*BLADES OF MEMPH 2 (4904)   0   1  0  0.0  48/ 0*TEAM 'N' (1994)           0  1 0
49- 0*BLADES OF BLOOD (4905)     0   1  0  0.0  04/104 ROAD TRIP (1414)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join NUMBERS 7's celebration over their good record this turn.  
3rd place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for DUNGEON CELL 45's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-1 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join DM OWNS YOU's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  11th place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for 030305K's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join GARDEN OF EVIL II's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  14th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for TITLE OF 
RECORD's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for 
a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join A VIEW TO 
A KILL's celebration over their good record this turn.  16th place, not bad.  If The 
Dripping Blade is buying drinks for LBA:  SPEILBERG FANS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join STREET PIZZAD XXI's celebration over their 
good record this turn.  18th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-1, who went 1-1-1 and dropped 12 into 19th.  Here's 
my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  SUPERIOR HORSES II is on the way 
down, falling to 20th from 4th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for ARCANE PHOENIXCON's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 2-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  
H.F.C. has fallen to 22nd place after going 0-2-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join INQUISITION CLOVES' 
celebration over their good record this turn.  25th place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for PORK's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join DM ROLL-UPS' celebration over their good record this turn.  30th 
place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-12's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join ARCANE LOCKJAW's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  32nd place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for TIME LINE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  35th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS SL7's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
SUPERIOR FORCES 7402's celebration over their good record this turn.  39th place, not 
bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35's good turn, I'm 
afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any 
luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2's celebration 
over their good record this turn.  41st place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for HOMIES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
DUNGEON CELL 42, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 35 into 43rd.  Here's my pity, for what 
it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 10/24/04-C's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  44th place, not bad.  If The Dripping 
Blade is buying drinks for R IS FOR... 2's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  HALF A WORD is on 
the way down, falling to 46th from 9th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I 
can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 072905G's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  47th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 4 
LETTER PLACES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  PHANTOM FORCE has fallen 
to 49th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join DISAPPOINTING's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  50th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for 012006I, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 32 into 51st.  Here's my pity, for what 
it's worth.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for THE INQUISITION 20's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join STUFF MARK SAYS' 
celebration over their good record this turn.  53rd place, not bad.  Look out below!  
4-LETTER ERRORS is on the way down, falling to 54th from 20th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha 
ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  MALAPROPISMS has fallen to 55th place after 
going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for SHORT BUS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
TEMPE -05's celebration over their good record this turn.  57th place, not bad.  Look 
out below!  FENWAY FREAKS is on the way down, falling to 58th from 32nd with a 0-1-0! 
Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for MUSCLE MEN 4, who 
went 0-1-0 and dropped 24 into 59th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  If The 
Dripping Blade is buying drinks for Q IS FOR...'s good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  4-LETTER 
ROLLUPS is on the way down, falling to 61st from 36th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  
Oh, this is too good to be true!  DUNGEON CELL 66 has fallen to 62nd place after 
going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Dripping Blade and join INQUISITION 0302's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  63rd place, not bad.  Look out below!  NUMBERS 6 is on the way down, falling 
to 65th from 41st with a 0-2-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for 4-LETTER CAVEMEN II's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 
1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-4, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 70 into 114th.  Here's my pity, for 
what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-24's celebration over their good record this turn.  120th place, 
not bad.  Look out below!  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 is on the way down, falling to 121st 
from 71st with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 50 has fallen to 123rd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  
If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 3RD ROCK's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good 
day, so I feel sorry for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 46 into 
128th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  AGAINST ALL ODDS is on 
the way down, falling to 129th from 73rd with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, 
I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join GOD's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  130th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry 
for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 61 into 131st.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  CLASSIC DESIGNS has fallen to 
133rd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Dripping Blade 
is buying drinks for BLADES OF CRAP's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 46 into 137th.  Here's 
my pity, for what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and 
join TIGTOAD'S SECRET LOV's celebration over their good record this turn.  138th 
place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for OVERHYPED's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look 
out below!  ROOKIE ARMADA 6 is on the way down, falling to 142nd from 94th with a 
0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for SOULTAKER'S 
HEAD, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 47 into 145th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth. 
Oh, this is too good to be true!  HAS-BEENS has fallen to 146th place after going 
0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join LUNCHABLES' celebration over their good record this turn.  147th 
place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 012006C, who 
went 0-1-0 and dropped 41 into 152nd.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out 
below!  OF WOLF AND MAN II is on the way down, falling to 153rd from 142nd with a 
1-0-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for 072905P's good turn, 
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  DARK TOADS JAN15 has fallen to 155th place after going 
0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join INQUISITION 120415's celebration over their good record this turn.  
156th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for DUNGEON 
CELL 48, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 32 into 157th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Look out below!  DARK TOADS 05D is on the way down, falling to 158th from 
40th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  MID-LIFE has 
fallen to 159th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm 
having a good day, so I feel sorry for BLADES OF DEATH, who went 0-2-0 and dropped 31 
into 161st.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  BLADES OF MEMPH3 
is on the way down, falling to 162nd from 131st with a 0-2-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this 
is too good to be true!  SLACKERS has fallen to 163rd place after going 0-2-0 this 
turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3, who went 0-2-0 and dropped 16 into 165th.  Here's my pity, for what 
it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 has fallen to 166th 
place after going 0-2-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  GOLDEN 
KNIGHTS 5 is on the way down, falling to 167th from 151st with a 0-3-0!  Ha ha ha ha! 
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for EARLY YEAR TRAVEL, who went 0-3-0 
and dropped 15 into 168th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too 
good to be true!  M IS FOR ... has fallen to 169th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. 
Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ is on the way down, falling 
to 170th from 157th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for DUNGEON CELL 21, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 13 into 172nd.  Here's my 
pity, for what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  NO RESPECT II has 
fallen to 175th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out 
below!  INQUISITION PHL0306 is on the way down, falling to 176th from 162nd with a 
0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for FEAR 
FACTORY II, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 23 into 179th.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BAD PICKUP LINES has fallen to 180th place 
after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  If The Dripping Blade is buying 
drinks for SUPERIOR FORCES 5702's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping 
Blade and join SUPERIOR FORCES 6401's celebration over their good record this turn.  
191st place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for THE BROTHERHOOD 
95's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for INQUISITION PHL0308, 
who went 0-1-0 and dropped 58 into 196th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  With 
any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join TOURNEY TEAM II's celebration 
over their good record this turn.  197th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is 
buying drinks for BLADES OF MOURNING's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 0-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see 1101 win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 1101 beat 
GAFF and GAFF lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, RASCALLY RILLION has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  
Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
LAZY DOG takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, DWES EG?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DUNGEON CELL 73, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-1 avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, PRISONER 0211 
was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now 
look at this.  BROCKWAY challenged down 18 against STUFF MARK SAYS' UH-OH.  What a 
weasel!  BROCKWAY was bested by UH-OH!  Ok, BROCKWAY want to fight my grandmother 
next turn?  Huh?  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, DEXTERA 
challenged up 30 to take on THE GREEN MONSTER of FENWAY FREAKS.  My sides still hurt 
from laughing about THE GREEN MONSTER losing and giving DEXTERA 27 points of 
recognition.  Ha ha ha ha!!  I guess I can give a little credit to DEY of KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 2 for challenging up by 21 to OPOSSUMS.  DEY won to get 76 points of 
recognition.  And we have HARUKO in a challenge, going down 10 points for the fight.  
Guess what?  I thought HARUKO showed great skill and promise when he beat ARATHIN.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  PRIME, a 
glorious 2-9-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad NUMBERS 8.  And now a passing 
thought on a warrior dying young (EDISON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53):  You had your chance 
and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZY DOG 13678               10   4  1 114         BEER 3 (2018)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAIRY TUB 42400              11   3    106         MY BATHROOM (7089)        
 CAL RIPPER JR 6799            6   2    104         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-RASCALLY RILLION 30091       12   9  1  98         BLADE BROTHERS 16 (4928)  
 TURNIP TORNEDO 35257         10   1  1  98         GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)  
 MARBLES 9504                  9   9     96         ROAD TRIP (1414)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOND, JAMES BOND 36725        7   2     96         A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)   
 FIBULARIS 28877              12   7  1  93         MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)       
-BLACK DEBBIE 34182            9   2     93         030305E (5669)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MISTLETOE 32539               8   7  3  89         TIS THE SEASON (5366)     
 BLAH 12315                   12   2     87         4-LETTER ROLLUPS (1801)   
-UNWRAPPED 22114              11   6  1  86         IT'S ALL GOOD (3505)      
 CRACKED AND LEAKING 28597     9   5  1  86         STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)  
 DEXTERA 37305                 6   1     86         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
 PUEBLO C 38797                5   2     84         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
 GROVER 39077                  8   3     83         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 PULL MY FINGER 8414          14  14  1  81         BAD PICKUP LINES (1222)   
 1100 17778                    9   3     81         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 OPOSSUMS 21049               12  19     79         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 RABBIT CATCHER 32854          5   2     78         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 35 (5425) 
 DEY 26749                     4   2     76         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 2 (4331)  
 DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730         7   6  1  75         10/24/04-C (5233)         
 THE SUB SHOP 35082            6   7     75         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 THE GREEN MONSTER 32177       8   8     74         FENWAY FREAKS (5308)      
 ABOMINATION 29232            11   9  1  73         THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (4765) 
 CLUSTER 28582                 8   8  2  73         HALF A WORD (4654)        
-KATAMARI DAMACY 38613        10   1     70         COOL GAMES (6418)         
-SEATTLE SLEW 28668            9   6  1  69         STUDS (4671)              
 10 FOOT RUDY 42406            6   4  1  69         REALLY BIG GUYS (7090)    
 THE BIZZLE 18151              8   6     68         HOMIES (2783)             
 LOST 34209                    9   0     67         030305K (5675)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FEDERER 33653                 3   3     66         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 47 (5568) 
 LORD BLEEDS 39601            11   9     64         OF WOLF AND MAN II (6586) 
-PRISONER 0146 34114          11   7     64         DUNGEON CELL 30 (5656)    
-ROOT 31537                    9   5     64         4 LETTER BEER (5196)      
-HARD DECISION 20649           7   5  1  64         OF WOLF AND MAN (3240)    
-PEN TAGRAM 34662              8   5  1  63         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5708)
 CHINA 35079                   8   4     63         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 SILVER 30503                 10   2  1  62         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
-STYRENE 32511                 4   3     62         H.F.C. (5360)             
 1104 17782                    8  12  1  61         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 FULL OF HOT AIR 16328        11   8     60         SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)   
 DEATHSTRIKE 41143            10   4     60         TACTICAL NUKES (6870)     
 PRISONER 0227 36363           5   0  1  60         DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    
 UH-OH 33703                   5   3  1  59         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
 FUNKY BUT MONKEY 10143        4   6  1  58         LUNCHABLES (840)          
 PRISONER 0103 33733           8  13     57         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 BLIND FAITH 34771             6   5  1  57         SHOT IN THE DARK (5728)   
 PUMPING ON STEELE 33221       6   7     57         NO RESPECT II (5484)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROOM 282 33685                8   3  1  55         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 CHARLOTTE 29266               5   7  1  55         SUPERIOR FORCES 340 (4771)
-WEBBED BEAUS 36458            5   4  1  55         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 MOLDY SWISS 35107             4   1     55         CHEESE HEADS II (5782)    
 MARV 41424                    3   0     55         4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS (6915) 
 XRIS 36974                    4   5     54         WOW (6113)                
-MRS BUTTERWORTH 30115         4  12  1  53         BASHERS (4933)            
 IRONPUSS 38621                5   1  1  52         METALLICATS (6419)        
 WARRIOR 1 22691               5   9     52         TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)    
-GREEN 15136                   7   4     51         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        10  16     50         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 THE ATRIUM 38801              3   1     50         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
-ELMO 33375                    6   3     49         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
 I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         5   2     48         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCLE FRED! 39800             2   0     48         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
 2301 17798                    6  15     47         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 MAM 35208                     6   4     47         MY FAMILY (5797)          
 FREAKSHOW 38749               4   1     47         072905O (6445)            
 BROCKWAY 32509                4   4     46         H.F.C. (5360)             
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788         3   3     46         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        
 HULK HOGAN 25440              5   3     45         TIGTOAD'S SECRET LO (4076)
 FIGMENT 38467                 4   1     44         YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   
 CONSIDER THIS 36703           4   1     44         SHORT BUS (6061)          
 SKOR 41412                    3   0     43         012006F (6912)            
 GIRLS? 26412                  5   4     42         MID-LIFE (4267)           
-BETH 25448                    4   2     42         INQUISITION 2004 01 (4078)
-AIKO 32087                    2   1     42         KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  
-RUBIO 19447                   4   4  1  41         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 GAFF 34939                    7   5     40         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
-KITTEN 33238                  5   5     40         DARK TOADS 05K (5487)     
 BIG STRONG SMART 21055        4   8     40         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
-BE THE GUY 38688              4   5     39         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
 MR. TO YOU 32861              2   2  1  39         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 37 (5427) 
 ONE MAN ARMY 28261            2   3     39         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
 MC SOY CHAI 38021             2   0     38         STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDG (6315)
 STRING 38011                  6   0     37         NUTHIN BUTA G THING (6313)
 GUILE 38198                   4   2     37         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
 MAKIN 36643                   3   1  1  37         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 MAGNIFICENT 24595             1   4     37         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
 WRATH 35095                   5   1     36         GOD (5780)                
 BUTCH 27889                   4   2     36         OVERHYPED (4535)          
-SEATTLE SLEW 41468            4   1     36         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 NOT SO BORING 41470           4   2     36         012006I (6924)            
 NECK CRACKER 38753            2   3     36         072905P (6446)            
 TAMEKA 33673                  1   3     36         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
-BEAVER 39056                  5   2     35         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 PRISONER 0211 36033           4   2  1  35         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
 PIIE 34946                    3   6     35         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
-ARLO 41392                    3   2     34         012006B (6908)            
 I'M STILL STANDING 38577      3   3     34         VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS (6410)
 BRIBE 38693                   2   3     34         072905G (6434)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHUT UP!!! 42150              3   0     33         THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 
 PRISONER 0118 33748           3   6     33         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404    3   0     33         LBA:  SPEILBERG FAN (4266)
 FAUREON 39810                 2   0     33         WATCHER (6624)            
 HAM 39958                     2   0     33         PORK (6650)               
 LADDER 18934                  1   8  1  33         SUPERIOR FORCES 330 (2918)
-03 42422                      1   0  1  33         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   
 QUANTUM 23537                 3   2     32         Q IS FOR... (3757)        
 MENTALLY BLIND 7097           2   7  1  32         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 PEA 42050                     1   1     32         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7026)
-CANKER 24648                  4   2  1  31         C IS FOR ... (3929)       
 CONSORTIUM WASTE 38168        4   4     31         CLASSIC DESIGNS (6337)    
-DOG ATE MY ROLLUP 18775       3   1     31         WHY I DIDN'T TC (2891)    
 RAINER 36636                  2   3     31         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 52 (6048) 
-BACCHANNALIA 23424            2   1     31         B IS FOR... (3734)        
-COSTA RICA 35078              2  11     31         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 GUAM 39923                    2   3     30         4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    
 CRITICAL'S PET 37996          2   1     30         ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     
 TUM 39818                     2   0     30         3 LETTER NERDS (6625)     
-TIME HEALS NOTHING 7135       2   3     30         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
-PORSCHE 41317                 2   0     30         COMPENSATING (6893)       
-AVERY 32858                   0   4     30         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 36 (5426) 
-BALADAR 37962                 4   0     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6303)
-OSIRIS 34879                  3   7  1  29         TELEVTE (5738)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPLIT SECOND 38171            3   0     29         TIME LINE (6338)          
 PRISONER 007 41051            3   1     29         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
 SOULTAKER 16461               2   2  1  29         HAS-BEENS (2494)          
 FAHAKA 35133                  4   4     27         OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (3241)  
-BANALADAR 37977               3   2     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)
 MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      2   3     27         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       
-MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963       2   1     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6304)
 TYLER 38206                   4   4  1  26         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 SUPERHUMAN 40821              2   2  1  26         DARK TOADS JAN15 (6814)   
 DIAMONDITE 40705              2   2     26         DARK TOADS 05D (5491)     
-ASIIRA 30650                  3   3     25         THE I'S HAVE IT! (5026)   
 PRINCESS JAMIE 40425          2   0  1  25         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         2   2     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 HARUKO 41990                  2   0     25         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7014)
-NUTRITION 34798               1   4     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
-THRYNDEL 34679                2   6     24         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 THIS ROLLUP 41311             2   1     24         DISAPPOINTING (6892)      
 FREAQ 42106                   2   1     24         THE INQUISITION 20 (7037) 
-YBIRA 37969                   2   4     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASIAN STYLE 36833             3   2     23         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
 RANITIDINE 27368              2   1  1  23         R IS FOR... 2 (4447)      
-GADRIEN 34669                 3   4     22         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
-PRISONER 0297 39261           2   1  1  22         DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    
 DURG 42207                    2   1     22         4-LETTER CAVEMEN II (7057)
 BANSHEE 40978                 2   1     22         PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      
 SHADOWGATE 16453              2   2     22         SLACKERS (2493)           
-SPARKLY 41405                 1   0     22         012006E (6911)            
-BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737        4   4     21         WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   
-I'M A SOLDAT 39570            2   1     21         11/19/05E (6581)          
-DISMAY 16474                  2   1     21         BLADES OF SORROW (2497)   
-BRAIN STEM 31321              2   1     21         SPINE (5155)              
 HOLY GRAIL 41963              2   0     21         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
 PRISONER 0327 40997           2   1     21         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 PRUNE JUICE 38544             2   1     21         OLD FOLKS (6404)          
 MARYIZZLE 40426               1   1  1  21         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
-PRISONER 0304 39268           1   0     21         DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    
-GUAARDIAN E 37288             1   0     21         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL4 (6175)
-DARK KNIGHT 40924             1   1     21         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
-SALEM 42046                   1   0     21         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7025)
-LH 31313                      1   0     21         HORMONE (5153)            
-AMEX 39108                    1   0     21         CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      
 JUNK FOOD 38147               1   0     21         NO MORE TRAVEL (6333)     
-DARK WOLF 41180               2   0     20         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-LABETALOL 27291               2   1     20         L IS FOR... 2 (4432)      
 E 34085                       1   2     20         INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 
 TRIPLE CROWN 42310            2   0     19         INQUISITION CLOVES (7073) 
-REVERB 24243                  2   1     19         SUPERIOR FORCES A30 (3863)
 UPSET 41467                   1   2     19         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 FERDINAND 39110               1   2     19         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
 SMELL THE PAINT 41395         1   2     19         012006C (6909)            
-CHARNEL 34863                 2   3     18         TELEVTE (5738)            
-RAGE 36450                    2   0     18         EMOTIONS (6013)           
-BLOODLUST ANKLEBITER 39761    1   3     18         HELL'S HOBBITS (6614)     
-XYLOPHONE 24671               1   3     18         X IS FOR ... (3934)       
 DARK HORSE 35085              1   1     18         AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   
-PRISONER 0370 41868           0   2     18         DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    
 MILK BUNNY 40405              0   2     18         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 NOMMY & TOMMY 18004           1   1  1  17         KALX (2756)               
-THE SHE-NOBLE 39126           1   0     17         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
-MALIGNMENT 24596              1   4     17         M IS FOR ... (3919)       
 TYRANNOSAURUS MEX 38202       1   0     17         ACID REFLUX (6344)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 0312 39276           0   3     17         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
-KNIGHT LORD 23206             0   3     17         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
 YUKON 16455                   0   3     17         SLACKERS (2493)           
 CORYDEN 39113                 2   2     16         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
 DRY RIBS 29976                1   1     16         BLADES OF MEMPH3 (4907)   
 BORING 38102                  1   1     16         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
-TANKESH 40904                 2   0     15         DARK TOADS JAN23 (6829)   
 MOONSET 16470                 1   2     15         BLADES OF MOURNING (2496) 
 YESTERDAY'S CORN 29954        1   1     15         BLADES OF CRAP (4903)     
 WHATEVER 29583                0   3     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 640 (4830)
-UGAMUGGAH 41228               1   0     14         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 QUEUE 38099                   1   5     14         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 MEROBRYLLA 37956              0   4     14         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)
 CECIL BOLTON 42248            1   0     13         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
-REALITY 42097                 0   1     13         THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 
 A2 39726                      1   0     12         BATTLESHIP 1B (6607)      
 RIVER ROAD 41159              0   2     12         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
-MEAT MASTER 37806             2   0     11         INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    
-FLAIL 24632                   1   3  1  11         F IS FOR ... (3926)       
 VAINGOR 40429                 1   1  1  11         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6742)
 FALAFEL 42186                 1   0     11         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
 YEE 36549                     0   1     11         LITTLE FAITH (6033)       
-NEOSPORIN 27302               1   1     10         N IS FOR... 2 (4434)      
-SUN BROTHER 40771             1   1     10         DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    
-GROLISH URGH 41966            1   0     10         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
-DARNESHA 42015                1   0     10         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-TOTS 41343                    1   0     10         4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    
 A8 39707                      1   0     10         BATTLESHIP 1F (6603)      
-ESTHER 42038                  1   0      9         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7024)
-BOONT 40420                   1   0      9         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6740)
 COINCIDE 40137                1   0      9         AGREE (6686)              
 WAFFLE HEAD 42196             1   0      9         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
 CASSINA 42187                 1   0      9         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
-PRISONER 0355 41873           1   0      9         DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    
-GRISEAFULVIN 27337            1   1      8         G IS FOR... 2 (4441)      
-ALDOSTERONE 31389             1   1      8         BLOOD PRESSURE (5168)     
 ARATHIN 29952                 1   1      8         BLADES OF DEATH (4902)    
-MANAGED 40832                 1   1      8         DARK TOADS JAN22 (6817)   
 NUTRAGEOUS 13555              2   1      7         TEAM 'N' (1994)           
 A9 39704                      1   0      7         BATTLESHIP 1F (6603)      
 LITHGOW 37766                 1   1      7         3RD ROCK (6267)           
 KILL ME 13551                 1   0      7         A ONE WARRIOR TEAM (1993) 
 NOWDON'TSAYTHAT! 33180        1   0      7         SOULTAKER SAYINGS (5476)  
-PRISONER 0333 41003           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    
-TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146     0   1      7         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
 A04 39687                     0   1      7         BATTLESHIP IJ (6599)      
 AO6 39683                     0   1      7         BATTLESHIP 2A (6598)      
-FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      0   1      7         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
-PRISONER 0340 41010           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    
-O POSITIVE 29963              0   1      7         BLADES OF BLOOD (4905)    
-SUN-SUN 41334                 0   1      7         MARK'S BUDDIES (6897)     
-PRISONER 0358 41876           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    
 IMMACULATE 35293              0   1      7         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5814)
-BAND CAMP 39109               0   1      7         EARLY YEAR TRAVEL (6508)  
-BEALE ST 29958                0   1      7         BLADES OF MEMPH 2 (4904)  
 SKEETER KONG 42022            0   2      6         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7020)
-MYOSIN 31369                  0   2      6         SMOOTH MUSCLE (5164)      
-DODGEMASTER 41110             0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN21 (6867)   
-AD INFINTUM 34911             0   2      6         AD IS FOR... (5743)       
-SCOOTER 40882                 0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    
-ADVICE 40889                  0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN11 (6826)   
-ICE 42164                     0   2      6         DARK SIDE II (7049)       
-MYOFIBRIL 31362               0   2      6         MUSCLE (5163)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RILLION'S FOLLEY 40828        0   2      6         DARK TOADS JAN20 (6816)   
 DORN 29948                    0   2      6         BLADES OF DEATH (4902)    
 A03 39691                     0   1      5         BATTLESHIP 1I (6600)      
 ZEST 40208                    0   1      5         ARDOR (6700)              
 DUMB 36975                    0   1      5         WOW (6113)                
 FAST FOOD 38101               0   1      5         TRAVEL SUCKS (6324)       
 GAS MILEAGE 38145             0   1      5         NO MORE TRAVEL (6333)     
 PRON MAN 42356                0   2      2         IT'S A GAMBLE (7082)      
 RIP MARTH 39248               0   2      2         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
 GET OVER YOURSELF 42349       0   2      2         I'M THE BEST (7081)       
-HAMMER 42166                  0   2      2         DARK SIDE II (7049)       
 OK10.5 42488                  0   1      1         GO9 (1968)                

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GIGANTIC PALM 38796     0  1   ARCANE PHOENIXC 6454 BLACK ORC             174  NONE
WET RIBS 29975          0  2   BLADES OF MEMPH 4907 NOMMY & TOMMY 18004   174   
CRACK 42165             0  1   DARK SIDE II 7049    SUPERHUMAN 40821      171   
AQUA 40756              1  1   DARK TOADS OCT3 6801 CANKER 24648          172   
PRISONER 0157 34125     3  7   DUNGEON CELL 32 5658 DER WAFFLE HAUS 31730 173   
PRISONER 0210 36032     2  6   DUNGEON CELL 41 5952 HARD DECISION 20649   173   
TAINTED TURNKEY 37827   4  4 1 DUNGEON CELL 48 6000 BLIND FAITH 34771     174   
PRISONER 0329 40999     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 66 6845 RANITIDINE 27368      172   
PRISONER 0365 41883     1  1   DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 VAINGOR 40429         173   
LENS 31318              1  1   EYE 5154             PRISONER 0297 39261   172   
WHITE WOLF 40916        0  2   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  MARYIZZLE 40426       173   
EIGHT 42680             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 WURM KIN              174  NONE
FIVE 42675              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 WURM KIN              174  NONE
FOUR 42676              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 MOUNTAIN TROLL        174  NONE
SEVEN 42679             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 WURM KIN              174  NONE
SIX 42678               0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6875 BANDIT PRINCE         174  NONE
ONE 42667               0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 BANDIT PRINCE         174  NONE
THREE 42671             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 DARK CHAMPION         174  NONE
TWO 42669               0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 BANDIT PRINCE         174  NONE
OLD WATER TOWER 42423   0  1   H.F.C. 5360          HIGH ELF              174  NONE
DIVER 25492             5  3   INQUISITION 200 4086 CLUSTER 28582         172   
EDISON 36634            3  2   KELLUMBO'S KIDS 6047 PRISONER 0227 36363   174   
NASONEX 27305           1  1   N IS FOR... 2 4434   IRONPUSS 38621        172   
PRIME 39392             2 10   NUMBERS 8 2723       PRINCESS JAMIE 40425  174   
BLANK 2 17512           1  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 2681 PRISONER 0211 36033   173   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIVE was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SEVEN was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GIGANTIC PALM was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FOUR was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
SIX was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
THREE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
TWO was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
EIGHT was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena competition.
OLD WATER TOWER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ONE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
RABBIT CATCHER vanquished PUMPING ON STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SKOR defeated PRISONER 0211 in a action packed 5 minute Challenge match.
FEDERER overpowered PRISONER 0103 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PEA devastated MENTALLY BLIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PUEBLO C demolished DEATHSTRIKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FULL OF HOT AIR was handily defeated by GROVER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TURNIP TORNEDO overpowered PULL MY FINGER in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
BROCKWAY was savagely defeated by UH-OH in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge brawl.
THE SUB SHOP savagely defeated ABOMINATION in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
1104 was luckily beaten by LOST in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
DEY viciously subdued OPOSSUMS in a popular 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
DEXTERA vanquished THE GREEN MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TAMEKA was vanquished by MAM in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fray.
BLIND FAITH assassinated TAINTED TURNKEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAKIN was beaten by HULK HOGAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOLDY SWISS vanquished 2301 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAINER was subdued by NECK CRACKER in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BANSHEE was beaten by BRIBE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MARYIZZLE was overcome by FAHAKA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
HARUKO handily defeated ARATHIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TYLER won victory over DARK HORSE in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
HOLY GRAIL overpowered RIVER ROAD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SKEETER KONG was overpowered by E in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VAINGOR was defeated by FREAQ in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PRINCESS JAMIE executed PRIME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LAZY DOG handily defeated BLAH in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
HAIRY TUB won victory over FIBULARIS in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
CAL RIPPER JR savagely defeated MARBLES in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.
CRACKED AND LEAKING demolished CHINA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
1100 subdued 10 FOOT RUDY in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
BOND, JAMES BOND vanquished CLUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SILVER savagely defeated GUILE in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
CHARLOTTE was overpowered by DER WAFFLE HAUS in a 1 minute uneven battle.
GAFF was devastated by 1101 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE BIZZLE vanquished NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ONE MAN ARMY was bested by FIGMENT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CONSORTIUM WASTE was viciously subdued by POLICY OF TRUTH in a 2 minute conflict.
GIRLS? was overpowered by LORD BLEEDS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT SO BORING was narrowly defeated by WRATH in a tiring 44 minute gory duel.
MAGNIFICENT was unbelievably bested by CONSIDER THIS in a 3 minute bout.
WARRIOR 1 was demolished by XRIS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIG STRONG SMART was beaten by I WILL LEAD YOU in a 2 minute brutal battle.
IRONPUSS overpowered SHADOWGATE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FREAKSHOW devastated PIIE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
MR. TO YOU was demolished by THE ATRIUM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ROOM 282 overpowered 2804 in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MARV subdued LADDER in a 2 minute contest.
FUNKY BUT MONKEY devastated SUPERHUMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNCLE FRED! vanquished MENTAL RETALIATION in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EDISON was assassinated by PRISONER 0227 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PRISONER 0327 was savagely defeated by SHUT UP!!! in a action packed 6 minute fight.
DIAMONDITE was viciously subdued by STRING in a 3 minute bloody battle.
UPSET was overpowered by HAM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRISONER 0118 was overpowered by FAUREON in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SOULTAKER lost to QUANTUM in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN overpowered MILK BUNNY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BUTCH savagely defeated YUKON in a action packed 1 minute gory battle.
MC SOY CHAI overpowered ING in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
QUEUE lost to I'M STILL STANDING in a 5 minute contest.
BORING was overpowered by TUM in a popular 5 minute gory one-sided match.
WHATEVER was defeated by RANITIDINE in a 1 minute fight.
CRITICAL'S PET devastated FERDINAND in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SPLIT SECOND savagely defeated DRY RIBS in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
MEROBRYLLA was vanquished by GUAM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
UNI-BALL overpowered RIP MARTH in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
PRUNE JUICE was savagely defeated by DURG in a action packed 6 minute brutal conflict.
NOMMY & TOMMY viciously butchered WET RIBS in a 1 minute gory fight.
MOONSET was overcome by TRIPLE CROWN in a 2 minute match.
CORYDEN was viciously subdued by THIS ROLLUP in a action packed 4 minute conflict.
PRISONER 007 overpowered SMELL THE PAINT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GET OVER YOURSELF was bested by A9 in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
NUTRAGEOUS was viciously subdued by A2 in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
PRON MAN was savagely defeated by LITHGOW in a exciting 5 minute novice's contest.
YESTERDAY'S CORN vanquished GAS MILEAGE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DORN was handily defeated by CECIL BOLTON in a 1 minute uneven match.
COINCIDE savagely defeated IMMACULATE in a 2 minute bloody novice's competition.
A8 demolished YEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
A03 was defeated by KILL ME in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
A04 was defeated by WAFFLE HEAD in a 1 minute novice's bout.
AO6 was luckily beaten by CASSINA in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
TYRANNOSAURUS MEX defeated DUMB in a 2 minute contest.
JUNK FOOD outlasted ZEST in a 8 minute duel.
FAST FOOD was devastated by FALAFEL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NOWDON'TSAYTHAT! outwaited OK10.5 in a 12 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  48         TOTAL PARRY       99 -  69 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 47         STRIKING ATTACK  152 - 113 -  8      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         LUNGING ATTACK   164 - 192 -  9      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  29 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        70 -  98 -  3      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  58 -  7      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  36 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  42 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  53 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 174 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 23     STRIKING ATTACK   23 - 24         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     AIMED BLOW         9 - 13         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LAZY DOG 13678             10   4  1  114 BEER 3 (2018)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAIRY TUB -23136           11   3  0  106 MY BATHROOM (7089)
AIMED BLOW       FIBULARIS 28877            12   7  1   93 MUSCLE MEN 4 (4705)
TOTAL PARRY      LOST -31327                 9   0  0   67 030305K (5675)
PARRY-LUNGE      FULL OF HOT AIR 16328      11   8  0   60 SOULTAKER'S HEAD (2468)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRONPUSS -26915             5   1  1   52 METALLICATS (6419)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    THE ATRIUM -26735           3   1  0   50 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)
WALL OF STEEL    MC SOY CHAI -27515          2   0  0   38 STR8 OUTTA ROCKRIDGE (6315)
BASHING ATTACK   BUTCH 27889                 4   2  0   36 OVERHYPED (4535)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2301 17798.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHUT UP!!! -23386.  The ten other most popular fighters were UH-OH -31833, 1104 
17782, MAGNIFICENT 24595, PRISONER 0211 -29503, THIS ROLLUP -24225, DEY 26749, CAL 
RIPPER JR 6799, TUM -25718, DURG -23329, and SOULTAKER 16461.

The least popular fighter this week was WRATH -30441.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOT SO BORING -24066, NOWDON'TSAYTHAT! -32356, JUNK FOOD -27389, I'M 
STILL STANDING -26959, PRUNE JUICE -26992, FAST FOOD -27435, YEE -28987, IMMACULATE 
-30243, DORN 29948, and GAS MILEAGE -27391.