DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/14/2006    Duedate: 10/27/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 184

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ORPHEUS
SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (2269)
(82-15144) [10-8-0,194]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ORPHEUS                        DOMINION
SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (2269)    DOMINATION (1735)
(82-15144) [10-8-0,194]        (82-11914) [6-2-0,192]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HULK HOGAN                     SEATTLE SLEW
TIGTOAD'S SECRET LOV (4076)    SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)
(82-25440) [7-6-0,57]          (82-41468) [8-2-1,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANIMAL PLANET (3858)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (2269)   127
2. DOMINATION (1735)             117THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)
3. HURRICANE (6406)              46    Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL PLANET (3858)          32 
5. CONSONANTS R US (6407)        29    WHY TRAVEL? (6322)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)     6   0  0 100.   1/46 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      5  3 1
 2/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         6   0  0 100.   2- 2 DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     4  0 0
 3- 2*ANOTHER FACE (6850)        4   0  0 100.   3- 1 MORE PLACES (5777)        4  2 0
 4/10*I LOVE PIE (6408)          3   0  1 100.   4/ 3 COLOR TUNES (5502)        4  2 0
 5- 6*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)   3   0  0 100.   5/12 MY FAMILY (5797)          4  3 0
 6- 7*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)    3   0  0 100.  28/128*HURRICANE (6406)          4  5 1
 7- 8*INQUISITION 06B4 (7364)    2   0  1 100.   7/11 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    4  6 0
 8- 9*INQUISITION 06B6 (7366)    2   0  0 100.   8/19*I LOVE PIE (6408)         3  0 1
 9-11*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)    2   0  0 100.   9/ 6 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 3  0 0
10-12*EMERALD DREAM (7051)       2   0  0 100.  10- 4*DUNGEON CELL (6855)       3  0 0
11/ 0*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)     2   0  0 100.  11/41*012006H (6914)            3  0 0
12-15*DARK TOADS 04L (4578)      2   0  0 100.  12/ 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026) 3  0 0
13/ 0*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       1   0  0 100.  13/29*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   3  0 0
14-16*WRETCHED END (5813)        1   0  0 100.  14- 9 DARK TOWER (2589)         3  0 0
15-18*LAST STOP (5505)           1   0  0 100.  20/120 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     3  3 0
16-19*DISAPPOINTING (6892)       8   1  0 88.9  25/125*CONSONANTS R US (6407)    3  4 0
17/20*012006H (6914)             7   1  0 87.5  17-13*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  2  0 1
18-22*PORK (6650)                5   1  1 83.3  18-14 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 2  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-23*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6740)  5   1  0 83.3  19-15*NEW SENSATION (5363)      2  0 1
20-24*DUNGEON CELL (6855)        9   2  0 81.8  20-18*EMERALD DREAM (7051)      2  0 0
21-25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 13   3  2 81.3  21-21*MARKET CRASH (6649)       2  0 0
22-26 TEMPE -05 (5575)          12   3  2 80.0  22-24*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   2  0 0
23/28 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)  8   2  0 80.0  23-25*ANOTHER FACE (6850)       2  0 0
24-27*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019)  4   1  0 80.0  24-26*DISAPPOINTING (6892)      2  0 0
25/32*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    7   2  0 77.8  25-20*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  2  0 0
26-29*SMOKE SHOP (5025)          7   2  0 77.8  26/ 0*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    2  0 0
27/ 0*DOMINATION (1735)          7   2  0 77.8  27-28 TEMPE -05 (5575)          2  0 0
28/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 12   4  1 75.0  28- 7 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 2  0 0
29-30 4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)    9   3  0 75.0  29-45*MOTHERSHIP (6052)         2  0 0
30-31*NEW SENSATION (5363)       6   2  2 75.0  30-30*INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    2  0 0
31-33*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)        3   1  0 75.0  31-32 4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   2  0 0
32/ 5*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   3   1  0 75.0  32-31 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 2  0 0
33-34*071406N (7543)             3   1  0 75.0  33- 8*ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 2  0 0
34/57*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)   3   1  0 75.0  34-34 MID-LIFE (4267)           2  0 0
35-36*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035)  3   1  0 75.0  35/78 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 2  0 0
36-37*MOTHERSHIP (6052)          3   1  0 75.0  36/16*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  2  1 0
37-38*ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464)  3   1  0 75.0  37/40*012006E (6911)            2  1 0
38/51*012006E (6911)             5   2  0 71.4  38/39 072905P (6446)            2  1 0
39-39*TUM TEACHES (6916)         5   2  0 71.4  39/42 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 2  1 0
40-40*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303)  5   2  0 71.4  40/97*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  2  1 0
41/50 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026)  7   3  0 70.0  41/43*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      2  1 0
42/48 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)  9   4  1 69.2  02/102*PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972) 2  1 0
43/47 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 13   6  0 68.4  43/33 TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076) 2  1 0
44-46 DARK TOWER (2589)         15   7  0 68.2  13/113 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 2  1 0
45/61 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 12   6  1 66.7  45/35*TEE RAKS (3827)           2  1 0
46-52*MARKET CRASH (6649)        4   2  0 66.7  46/36*KINKIER STUFF (7634)      2  2 1
47/75*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)       4   2  0 66.7  47/ 0 THE APOSTLES (7666)       2  2 0
48-55*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7023)  2   1  0 66.7  48-48*EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   2  3 1
13/113*PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972)  2   1  0 66.7  49/50 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    2  5 0
50-58*THE BASH BROS (2899)       2   1  0 66.7  50-51*INQUISITION 06B4 (7364)   1  0 1
51-60 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 13   7  2 65.0  51-81 072905O (6445)            1  0 1
52/44 METALLICATS (6419)         9   5  1 64.3  52-55*INQUISITION B30 (7418)    1  0 0
53/42 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)         7   4  0 63.6  53-17*071406N (7543)            1  0 0
54-62 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       7   4  0 63.6  54-54*INQUISITION 06B6 (7366)   1  0 0
55-63 TCING THE HARD WAY (2013)  7   4  0 63.6  55-57*INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   1  0 0
56-64*MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)      5   3  1 62.5  56/ 0*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      1  0 0
57-66*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078)  5   3  0 62.5  57-60*THE TEAM (6703)           1  0 0
58/49*CONSONANTS R US (6407)     8   5  1 61.5  58-22*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6740) 1  0 0
59-67 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 11   7  0 61.1  59-23*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   1  0 0
60/78 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      14   9  1 60.9  60-27*MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     1  0 0
61-69 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 29  19  0 60.4  61-58*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7023) 1  0 0
62-70 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 12   8  0 60.0  62-65*THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 1  0 0
63-71 I'M A MUPPET (6503)        9   6  0 60.0  63-98*MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   1  0 0
64-72 072905O (6445)             6   4  1 60.0  64-68*WRETCHED END (5813)       1  0 0
65-73 KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)   6   4  0 60.0  65/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  0 0
66-79*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)     4   3  1 57.1  66/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  0 0
67/53*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  4   3  0 57.1  67-71*LAST STOP (5505)          1  0 0
68/82 COLOR TUNES (5502)        23  18  1 56.1  68-76*DARK TOADS 04L (4578)     1  0 0
69/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269) 10   8  0 55.6  15-115*THE BASH BROS (2899)      1  0 0
70-84*BIG BLUE HOUSE (5483)      5   4  1 55.6  70/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269) 1  0 0
71-87 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     6   5  1 54.5  71/ 0*DOMINATION (1735)         1  0 0
72-88 DATING A FROG (6015)       7   6  1 53.8  72-79 TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 1  0 0
73/76 GO1 (1976)                 7   6  1 53.8  73-82*PORK (6650)               1  1 1
74/77 TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076)  7   6  0 53.8  74-83 WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   1  1 1
75-89*MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)    8   7  0 53.3  75-84*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079) 1  1 1
76/83 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  14  13  0 51.9  76/53 GO1 (1976)                1  1 1
77-91 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          36  36  1 50.0  77-88*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   1  1 0
78-93 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     8   8  0 50.0  37/137*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   1  1 0
79-94 DARK TOADS 05J (5486)      8   8  0 50.0  19-119*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   1  1 0
80-95 MID-LIFE (4267)            7   7  0 50.0  80-37*071406F (7541)            1  1 0
81/86 072905P (6446)             6   6  1 50.0  22-122*071406U (7548)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-96 WEST PALM COURTS (6262)    6   6  1 50.0  24-124*TUM TEACHES (6916)        1  1 0
83-97*CWR 1 (5142)               5   5  0 50.0  83-93*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     1  1 0
84-98*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4079)  4   4  1 50.0  84-90*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       1  1 0
85/74*071406O (7544)             3   3  0 50.0  85-92*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   1  1 0
86/54*KINKIER STUFF (7634)       2   2  1 50.0  86-91 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  1 0
02-102*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)      2   2  0 50.0  00-100 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    1  1 0
48/148*INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)    2   2  0 50.0  03-103 DATING A FROG (6015)      1  1 0
46/146*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)    2   2  0 50.0  89/ 0*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  1  1 0
05-105*INQUISITION CLOVES (7073)  2   2  0 50.0  90-44*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 1  1 0
91/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         2   2  0 50.0  91/ 0*M.I.A. (5344)             1  1 0
06-106*EMOTIONS (6013)            2   2  0 50.0  10-110*BIG BLUE HOUSE (5483)     1  1 0
07-107*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    1   1  0 50.0  14-114*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 1  1 0
08-108*INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)    1   1  0 50.0  94-47 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          1  1 0
09-109*INQUISITION B30 (7418)     1   1  0 50.0  16-116 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   1  1 0
11-111*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      1   1  0 50.0  17-117 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2263) 1  1 0
10-110*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    1   1  0 50.0  60/160 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       1  1 0
98/ 0*M.I.A. (5344)              1   1  0 50.0  65/165 KAOS (7662)               1  2 0
15/115 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      54  59  1 47.8  42/142*INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)  1  2 0
17/117 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       55  61  5 47.4  00/85*INQUISITION B33 (7415)    1  2 0
25/125 MY FAMILY (5797)          12  14  0 46.2  41/141*GONG SHOW (7417)          1  2 0
16/116 NO RESPECT II (5484)      10  12  0 45.5  02/38*071406O (7544)            1  2 0
61/161*HURRICANE (6406)           5   6  1 45.5  38/138*INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)   1  2 0
04/99*TEE RAKS (3827)            4   5  1 44.4  23/123 METALLICATS (6419)        1  2 0
21-121*012006B (6908)             4   5  0 44.4  05/95 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        1  2 0
22-122*UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        4   5  0 44.4  01/101 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 1  2 0
23-123*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304)  4   5  0 44.4  34/134 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  2 0
38/138*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    4   5  0 44.4  08/ 0 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  2 0
26-126 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    7   9  1 43.7  53/153 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  2 0
27-127*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)   3   4  1 42.9  09/109 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  2 0
01/101*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071)  3   4  0 42.9  12/112*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071) 1  2 0
28-128 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          28  39  1 41.8  36/136 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 1  2 0
19/119 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  5   7  0 41.7  55/155 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1  2 0
14/ 0 THE APOSTLES (7666)      107 152 13 41.3  14-49 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          1  2 0
30-130 MORE PLACES (5777)        32  47  1 40.5  58/158*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   1  2 0
29/129 THIGH MASTERS (652)       20  30  0 40.0  18/118 THIGH MASTERS (652)       1  2 0
24/124 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  4   6  0 40.0  17/86 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      1  3 0
32-132*EMPIRE RISING II (7616)    2   3  1 40.0  31/131*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 1  3 0
35-135*071406U (7548)             2   3  0 40.0  27-127*NASTY NITWITS (7614)      1  4 0
63/163*INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)   2   3  0 40.0  29/129*FAR FAR AWAY (7529)       1  6 0
34-134*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)    2   3  0 40.0  30-130*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  4 0
33-133*071406F (7541)             2   3  0 40.0  32-132*PIRACY (7567)             0  3 0
03/103*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7565)  2   3  0 40.0  35/135 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    0  3 0
24/ 0*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)   2   3  0 40.0  52/152*INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 0  3 0
36-136*CWR 2 (5143)               2   3  0 40.0  54/154 NO RESPECT II (5484)      0  3 0
31/131 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    10  16  1 38.5  56/156 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 0  3 0
37/137 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    81 135  6 37.5  21-121*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     0  2 0
39-139*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)    3   5  0 37.5  39/139*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7565) 0  2 0
41/141 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     24  41  1 36.9  29/10 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  0  2 0
55/155 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   4   7  0 36.4  33-133*012006B (6908)            0  2 0
40/140 KAOS (7662)               17  30  1 36.2  45-145*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   0  2 0
43/143*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5   9  1 35.7  68/168*PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (6830) 0  2 0
53/153 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  6  11  0 35.3  46-146*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  2 0
52/152 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 14  27  0 34.1  44-144 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       0  2 0
56/156 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     6  12  0 33.3  47-147 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   0  2 0
42-142 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)    5  10  0 33.3  49-149 GOTTA LOVE (5756)         0  2 0
44-144*INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  3   6  0 33.3  50-150 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    0  2 0
50-150*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)    1   2  0 33.3  48-148 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    0  2 0
51-151 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     39  79  6 33.1  26-126*CWR 2 (5143)              0  2 0
40/ 0 PERRY COUNTY (5948)        9  20  1 31.0  59-159*INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   0  2 0
54-154 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          9  20  0 31.0  41/ 0*ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)      0  1 0
60/160 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)     9  22  0 29.0  40-140*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566) 0  1 0
57-157 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     4  10  0 28.6  64-164*TOUGHER GUYS (7635)       0  1 0
45/145*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814)  2   5  1 28.6  62-162*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
58-158*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)    2   5  0 28.6  63-163*INQUISITION B28 (7420)    0  1 0
59/159 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  6  17  0 26.1  46-89*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       0  1 0
62-162*DESCRIBE ME (2162)         1   3  1 25.0  67/167*ARCANE ETC (6511)         0  1 0
47/147*INQUISITION B33 (7415)     1   3  0 25.0  48-96*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 0  1 0
85/185*GONG SHOW (7417)           1   3  0 25.0  49/66*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 0  1 0
64-164*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566)  1   3  0 25.0  43-143*I'M THE BEST (7081)       0  1 0
66-166*4602 SUPERIOR FORC (7067)  1   3  0 25.0  51-99*4602 SUPERIOR FORC (7067) 0  1 0
65-165*THE TEAM (6703)            1   3  0 25.0  70-170*INQUISITION CLOVES (7073) 0  1 0
49/149*ARCANE ETC (6511)          1   3  0 25.0  53/52*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814) 0  1 0
67-167*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815)  1   3  0 25.0  51-151*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815) 0  1 0
71-171 GOTTA LOVE (5756)          2   8  0 20.0  04-104*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6303) 0  1 0
73-173*NASTY NITWITS (7614)       1   4  0 20.0  74-174*EMOTIONS (6013)           0  1 0
75-175 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)    8  36  1 18.2  75-175*MOB RULES (4827)          0  1 0
76-176 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    6  31  1 16.2  58/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 0  1 0
77-177*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)      3  16  0 15.8  05-105 KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  0  1 0
70/170*FAR FAR AWAY (7529)        2  11  1 15.4  06-106*SMOKE SHOP (5025)         0  1 0
78-178*I'M THE BEST (7081)        1   6  0 14.3  07-107*CWR 1 (5142)              0  1 0
79/179*INQUISITION 120415 (5650)  1   8  0 11.1  79-179*INQUISITION 2004 0 (4078) 0  1 0
80-180*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0  18  0  0.0  81-181 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0  1 0
81-181*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)    0   8  0  0.0  83-183 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  1 0
82-182*MOB RULES (4827)           0   5  0  0.0  84-184*ROOKIE ARMADA 3 (3851)    0  1 0
86-186*PIRACY (7567)              0   3  0  0.0  86-186 MASSIVE HEADACHE (2404)   0  1 0
67/ 0*ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)       0   2  0  0.0  87-187 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0  1 0
87-187*INQUISITION B28 (7420)     0   2  0  0.0  68/ 0*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    0  1 0
91/191*PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (6830)  0   2  0  0.0  57-157 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         0  1 0
90-190*TOUGHER GUYS (7635)        0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*NAMBLA (2869)             0  1 0
71/ 0*NAMBLA (2869)              0   1  0  0.0  88-188*INQUISITION 0314 (3017)   0  1 0
72/ 0*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)     0   1  0  0.0  90-190*DESCRIBE ME (2162)        0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly DWES EG games.  Former top team MORE PLACES was 
unseated this week as ANIMAL PLANET moved up from 46th ranking to take the top spot 
with a 3-1-0 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with ANIMAL PLANET's team record!  A 3-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 1st 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of HURRICANE.  How else 
weeks like this one's 3-0-1?  How else the sudden move to 6th team?  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with I LOVE PIE's team record!  A 1-0-1 week 
and now a firm grasp on a 8th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of 012006H.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 
11th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with IT'S ALL GOOD 
03's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 13th place ranking.  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of DISTANT BREEZE.  How else weeks like this 
one's 2-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 15th team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with CONSONANTS R US' team record!  A 2-2-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 16th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
SUPERIOR FORCES 3207.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 35th team?  INQUISITION 06B17 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 36th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  
The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with THE INQUISITION 5's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 40th place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of PERFECTION QUEST 5.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 42nd team?  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with PERFECTION QUEST 3's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 44th place ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week GO1 went 0-1-0 and fell 23 notches into 76th!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of SUPE FORCES 7609.  How else weeks like 
this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 78th team?  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with FEAR FACTORY's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now 
a firm grasp on a 97th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of KAOS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 98th 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with INQUISITION 06B25's 
team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 99th place ranking.  INQUISITION 
B33 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 
100th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of GONG SHOW.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move 
to 101st team?  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder 
you fall.  This week 071406O went 0-1-0 and fell 64 notches into 102nd!  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with INQUISITION 06B1's team record! 
A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 103rd place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of METALLICATS.  How else weeks like this one's 0-1-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 104th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with DUNGEON CELL 21's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 107th 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of ATTACKO/TCLONES05.  
How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 109th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with INQUISITION PHL0306's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 112th place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of INQUISITION PHL0308.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 113th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with INQUISITION 0303's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 115th place ranking.  ANCIENT LORDS bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 117th position as the result of going 
0-2-0!  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of SUPERIOR FORCES 4601.  How 
else weeks like this one's 1-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 118th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DUNGEON CELL 24's team record!  
A 0-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 123rd place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of INQUISITION 120415.  How else weeks like this one's 0-1-0?  
How else the sudden move to 124th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with NO RESPECT II's team record!  A 0-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 
125th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of WOMEN OF 
DUELMASTERS.  How else weeks like this one's 0-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 
126th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with SUPERIOR 
FORCES 5404's team record!  A 0-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 128th place 
ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week ARCANE PHOENIXCON went 0-2-0 and fell 119 notches into 129th!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of PHILANTHROPISTS 2 II.  How else weeks 
like this one's 0-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 132nd team?  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with ARCANE ETC's team record!  A 0-1-0 week 
and now a firm grasp on a 147th place ranking.  SUPERIOR FORCES 4603 bore the brunt 
of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 149th position as 
the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you 
rise the harder you fall.  This week SUPERIOR FORCES 4503 went 0-1-0 and fell 101 
notches into 153rd!  ORPHEUS caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as 
he skillfully bested YELLOW SUBMARINE and was awarded 127 points in recognition.  In 
one of the week's more notable duels, CANNELTON put down CLAY PIGEON, causing him to 
lose 19 points of recognition in the process.  Due to its absence and inability to 
defend the throne, THIS ROLLUP has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city has turned 
out in honor of ORPHEUS, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the 
highest position in the city!  Would you believe that over half of the old women in 
DWES EG seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city DWES EG.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in DWES EG 
these days is WOMEN OF DUELMASTERS.  At least, most blades in town are looking to 
avoid them.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find 
any of VAGABOND VANDALS last week.  Busy avoiding WOMEN OF DUELMASTERS?  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after CASSINA.  Watch your back!  As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of fear 
lays hold of hers heart.  True, PEA?  Who could miss your "brave" challenge of FRYV 
DARKSHADE?  The weight of the challenge fell hard upon FRYV DARKSHADE and predictably 
he was overcame by PEA.  This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!  For 
some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory.  See, gladiators, how 
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE of COLOR TUNES challenged down 17 points to SOLOUGO.  All the city 
knows the duel went in favor of YELLOW DEUCE COUPE.  I shall not fail to spread the 
word in other cities of this "mighty" victory.  OPOSSUMS must really be harboring a 
grudge against the NO RESPECT II guild!  Merciless, 19 challenged down PUMPING ON 
STEELE points this week to duel with he.  Few would not have guessed the outcome of 
the bout as PUMPING ON STEELE was beat by OPOSSUMS.  Is this what passes for courage 
in DWES EG?  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that 
IRONPUSS posted a challenge against the more highly recognized JULIENNE.  The 
results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand IRONPUSS was beat by JULIENNE.  Remember 
warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  I must report the passing of E, veteran of many 
duels.  1-8-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  
Let all swords of the city take heed!  By law, ARCANE PHOENIXCON has but one 
remaining week to take their revenge upon YELLOW DEUCE COUPE for the slaying of 
PUEBLO C.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but 
sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORPHEUS 15144                10   8    194         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2269)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOMINION 11914                6   2    192         DOMINATION (1735)         
-MAKIN 36643                  11   1  1 134         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317     10   2  1 131         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-THIS ROLLUP 41311             8   1    117         DISAPPOINTING (6892)      
-CHINA 35079                  13   6    114         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 WAR ENSEMBLE 7078            14  13  3 104         FEAR FACTORY (1016)       
-NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        16  18  1 101         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 JULIENNE 28026               13   6    100         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
-ROOM 282 33685               12   3  2  98         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 SOLOUGO 11353                10   4     97         THIGH MASTERS (652)       
 OPOSSUMS 21049               14  27     96         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
 PEA 42050                     7   3     95         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7026)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOG 13651                    7   4     88         TCING THE HARD WAY (2013) 
 MAM 35208                    10   5     86         MY FAMILY (5797)          
-1104 17782                   12  16  1  85         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-AIKO 32087                    5   2     84         KELUMBO'S KIDS 32 (5010)  
 PRISONER 0103 33733           9  22     83         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 IRONPUSS 38621                9   5  1  79         METALLICATS (6419)        
-GROVER 39077                  9   6     79         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319       12   5     77         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-COHIBA 30643                  7   2     77         SMOKE SHOP (5025)         
 SILVER 30503                 12   4  1  76         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
 FRYV DARKSHADE 45577         10  12  1  75         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-ELMO 33375                    9   3     74         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
 PUMPING ON STEELE 33221      10  12     72         NO RESPECT II (5484)      
 SHUT UP!!! 42150              8   2     71         THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 
 SEATTLE SLEW 41468            8   2  1  70         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
-GANGRENE 30731               11   7     68         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
-UH-OH 33703                   6   5  1  68         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
-FREAKSHOW 38749               6   4  1  68         072905O (6445)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN 15136                  11   6  1  66         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASIAN STYLE 36833             7   2     66         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
-JUNIPER 33234                 6   4     66         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
 ONE MAN ARMY 28261            6   4     65         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
 JUDAS 45647                  12  11  3  63         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
-BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737        6   6  1  62         WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   
-2301 17798                    9  20     61         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 GITARIOS 45618                8  11     61         KAOS (7662)               
 NECK CRACKER 38753            6   6  1  61         072905P (6446)            
 SHADOW ANGEL 45588            9   7     60         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
-WEBBED BEAUS 36458            7   6  1  60         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 WEAKSAUCE 41419               7   1     60         012006H (6914)            
 SPARKLY 41405                 5   1     60         012006E (6911)            
-LOST VIRGINITY 32525          6   2  2  58         NEW SENSATION (5363)      
 HEAT MIZER 32846              4   6     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
 HULK HOGAN 25440              7   6     57         TIGTOAD'S SECRET LO (4076)
-GIRLS? 26412                  7   7     57         MID-LIFE (4267)           
 JOB 38090                     6   0     57         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
 WAFFLE HEAD 42196             4   3     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAFF 34939                    8   8     56         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
 TRIP 25413                    3   4     54         INQUISITION 2004 14 (4071)
 HOLY GRAIL 41963              7   4     53         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
-HAM 39958                     5   1  1  53         PORK (6650)               
 TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146     4   2     53         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
-FURIOUS BEARPALER 39082       3   4  1  53         HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  
 BIG STRONG SMART 21055        6  11     52         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
-THIP 30968                    5   2     52         DARK TOWER (2589)         
-SMELLY STOCKS 39949           4   2     52         MARKET CRASH (6649)       
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           4   7     52         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
-WEBBED TOES 38943             3   0     51         DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  
-PRISONER 007 41051            6   2     50         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
 KIRIN 42087                   3   1     50         THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  
-ANOTHER GREY HAIR 41025       4   0     49         ANOTHER FACE (6850)       
-JON RIDDLE 33230              2   4     48         DARK TOADS 05J (5486)     
-PHLEGM 34975                  2   8     48         GOTTA LOVE (5756)         
 PRISONER 0118 33748           5  14     47         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 THE ATRIUM 38801              5   3     46         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  
-PIIE 34946                    4  10     46         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
-COSTA RICA 35078              4  14     46         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-UGAMUGGAH 41228               4   0  1  45         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 J.L. SEAGULL 2676            10  10     44         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-TUTTER 33215                  5   4  1  44         BIG BLUE HOUSE (5483)     
 PET PSYCHIC 24215             4   2  1  44         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 SIBERIAN 19453                4   5     44         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   
-BAYARD 42037                  2   1     44         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7023)
-SUPERIOR COURSES 41432        5   2     43         TUM TEACHES (6916)        
-TYLER 38206                   7   6  1  42         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963       4   4     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6304)
-ASPARAGUS 38983               4   5     40         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 LILAC 2672                    8   8  1  39         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-BEAVER 39056                  7   4     39         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 CO2 13459                     4   4  1  39         GO1 (1976)                
-ARLO 41392                    4   5     39         012006B (6908)            
-VITO BERTOLDO 41532           5   3  1  38         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 GUILE 38198                   5   7     38         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
-DARNESHA 42015                4   1     37         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565         4   4     36         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-UNI-BALL 19450                3   5     36         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
-REALITY 42097                 3   1     36         THE INQUISITION 22 (7035) 
-MEAT MASTER 37806             6   0     35         INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569         5   2     35         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIGGISH IS FUN 44857          3   1     35         071406N (7543)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET CHERRY 38563            3   0  1  33         I LOVE PIE (6408)         
-KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK 44847     2   3     33         071406F (7541)            
 KATRINA 38557                 2   2     33         HURRICANE (6406)          
 THE CONTINENTAL 35552         2   0     33         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
 KACZIYNSKI 38559              3   1     32         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
 MURDEROUS ROGUE 45585         2   4     32         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
-DEER 40773                    2   0     32         4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   
-DAGAN 44733                   2   2     32         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
-DR PEPPER 21042               3   6     31         INQUISITION PHL0307 (3306)
-TEST1 19558                   3   5     30         INQUISITION 0318 (3031)   
-3 40222                       1   3     30         THE TEAM (6703)           
-SUCHI 40419                   3   0     29         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6740)
 DARK IVY 15938                1  12     29         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
 CANNELTON 36010               1   1     29         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-WILDCAT 33116                 3   1     28         ARIZONA'S FINEST #5 (5464)
-ALANIS 31259                  3   1     28         CWR 1 (5142)              
 REST OF FONZ 36613            1   2     28         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
-ING 35207                     1   5     28         MY FAMILY (5797)          
-I HATE ZEUS 44886             2   3     27         071406U (7548)            
-MO 35197                      1   4     27         MY FAMILY (5797)          
-BLOWS 40784                   1   2     27         4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   
 HELIO 18636                   0   1     27         NAMBLA (2869)             
 FALAFEL 42186                 4   3  1  26         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
-SOLDIER 2 42247               4   4     26         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
 PAUL 45645                    2   8     26         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         2   4     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
-LUIGI 18819                   2   1     26         THE BASH BROS (2899)      
 PUY 23984                     4   5  1  25         TEE RAKS (3827)           
-BLUE ORCCHID 36659            3   1     25         MOTHERSHIP (6052)         
-JADE 42176                    2   0     25         EMERALD DREAM (7051)      
 ANDREW 38555                  2   1     25         HURRICANE (6406)          
 LBM 43969                     1   3     25         INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)  
-FERG NITROSON 40748           3   0     24         DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   
 NATURAL FLAVOR 43858          2   2     24         INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)   
 DONKEY KONG 44180             1   3     24         GONG SHOW (7417)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANCES 38553                 1   3  1  22         HURRICANE (6406)          
 LOTSA CHOCOLATE 44866         3   3     21         071406O (7544)            
 KNEE JERK 45410               2   1  1  21         KINKIER STUFF (7634)      
 TESTER 44971                  2   3     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7565)
 PEARL 44728                   2   2     21         SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   
 SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          3   1     20         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
-RAGE 36450                    2   2     20         EMOTIONS (6013)           
-RED FISSION 43050             2   2     20         SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     
 THE SHE-NOBLE 39126           1   2     19         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
-JOAN 31263                    1   2     19         CWR 2 (5143)              
 IMMACULATE 35293              2   5  1  18         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5814)
-EGGS 40779                    1   1     18         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
-NOODLE TOOTH 43869            2   0  1  17         INQUISITION 06B4 (7364)   
-SHARK ATTACK 43864            1   1     17         INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   
-ERUDITE 44973                 1   3     16         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7566)
-MILKSHAKE 42277               1   3     16         4602 SUPERIOR FORCE (7067)
-HANNAH 35298                  1   3     16         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5815)
 PET STARS 33952               1   1     16         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-EAR 39911                     1   1     16         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 HINDSIGHT 44169               1   3     16         INQUISITION B33 (7415)    
 FORLORN HOPE 36176            2   1     15         PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972) 
-HATRED 43879                  2   0     15         INQUISITION 06B6 (7366)   
-DELICATE LITTLE ROSE 14517    1   3  1  15         DESCRIBE ME (2162)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOBCZAK 38558                 1   1     15         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
 CASSINA 42187                 1   6     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
-GET OVER YOURSELF 42349       1   6     15         I'M THE BEST (7081)       
-GIGANTUS 29569                0   3     15         MOB RULES (4827)          
-THE RISING 43100              1   1     14         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
-PEOPLES PRINCE 45313          1   0     14         EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   
 FREAKBEATER 45638             1   1     13         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
 CYAN 42183                    1   0     13         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
 TROY 38108                    1   0     13         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
-MORTAR 45302                  1   0     13         NASTY NITWITS (7614)      
 CLAY PIGEON 4916              2   5  1  12         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-OVERLORD 45312                1   0  1  11         EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   
 SANDMAN 36615                 1   1     11         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
-MT. PLEASANT 33334            1   0     11         LAST STOP (5505)          
 TYRION 17050                  0   1     11         LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    
-JOHN HENDERSON 43814          3   1     10         ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       
-FLAIR 28112                   2   0     10         DARK TOADS 04L (4578)     
-NICEHAIRBATCLAWHAND 44187     1   1     10         INQUISITION B30 (7418)    
 MANAGER'S MORALS 32393        1   0     10         M.I.A. (5344)             
 CROC FILES 45704              1   0     10         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 COTTON MILL 36125             1   5     10         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-BLUDGEON 35291                1   0      9         WRETCHED END (5813)       
-BOB TITAN 44390               2   2      8         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 ROCKY POINT 38104             1   0      8         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
 THE HEEB 45639                1   1      7         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
-RON TITAN 44387               1   3      6         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-MOVE SHIVER 44196             0   2      6         INQUISITION B28 (7420)    
 GEORGE MURESAN 42986          0   2      6         ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)      
 SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 42244        0   2      6         PHILANTHROPISTS 2 I (6830)
 ANIMAL COPS 24217             1   2      5         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 LHI'S ETHICS 32397            0   1      5         M.I.A. (5344)             
-TYRANT 45311                  0   1      5         EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   
-SHEILA TITAN 44386            0   4      4         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 ADAMCZYK 38562                0   2      2         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
-PHIL 45303                    0   1      1         NASTY NITWITS (7614)      
-SHERIFF 45309                 0   1      1         EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   
-DRUDGE 45310                  0   1      1         EMPIRE RISING II (7616)   
-SOFA 45301                    0   1      1         NASTY NITWITS (7614)      
-DEB BOTCHERY 45299            0   1      1         NASTY NITWITS (7614)      
 CECILIA LIND 45705            0   1      1         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PUEBLO C 38797          7  3   ARCANE PHOENIXC 6454 YELLOW DEUCE CO 33317 181   
SAVAGE MISSLE 33114     0  1   ARIZONA'S FINES 5463 BLACK 29804           180  NOT REVENGED
XYZYWYG 42240           0  1   CONSONANTS R US 6407 HIGH ELF              184  NONE
BEARING SEA 45318       0  1   FAR FAR AWAY 7529    SPYMASTER             184  NONE
BEARING STRAIT 45547    0  1   FAR FAR AWAY 7529    SHEWISH GIANT         184  NONE
LEOPOLD 44751           2  2 1 FAR FAR AWAY 7529    FRANCES 38553         184   
RUN WITH IT 43046       0  1   GO! 7205             KING OF TWILIGH 43493 180  NOT REVENGED
PHP 19486               2  5   INQUISITION 031 3017 LOST VIRGINITY 32525  182   
E 34085                 1  8   INQUISITION 120 5650 SWEET CHERRY 38563    184   
BETH 25448              5  3   INQUISITION 200 4078 HAM 39958             182   
THE DAZZLER 25453       2  2 1 INQUISITION 200 4079 PET PSYCHIC 24215     183   
TRIPLE CROWN 42310      2  2   INQUISITION CLO 7073 FURIOUS BEARPAL 39082 182   
PIMPEN 37811            2  2   INQUISITION SL3 6276 STRANGE WORLD 43439   180  NOT REVENGED
DONGLE 17542            3 11   INQUISITION XXX 2687 NECK CRACKER 38753    180  NOT REVENGED
DAGGER 27814            0  1   KELLUMBO'S KIDS 4520 LEOPOLD 44751         180  NOT REVENGED
MIGRAINE 15930          5 10   MASSIVE HEADACH 2404 FREAKSHOW 38749       182   
JOSEPH CICCHETT 41656   4  2   MEDAL OF HONOR  6958 SEATTLE SLEW 41468    180  NOT REVENGED
CORK 45300              0  1   NASTY NITWITS 7614   NOODLE TOOTH 43869    182   
THE FLOOD WALL 39092    0  1   PERRY COUNTY 5948    SHEWISH GIANT         184  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRUISER ION 32979       0  1   PSU RADIO 5441       EYES OF A STRAN 43723 180  NOT REVENGED
BALADAR 37962           5  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 6303 UGAMUGGAH 41228       183   
MIKE TITAN 44389        0  4   TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  KNEE JERK 45410       182   
TUM 45413               0  1   TOUGHER GUYS 7635    OVERLORD 45312        182   
THORN 4917              4  3   VAGABOND VANDALS 373 WURM KIN              184  NONE
WICKED REWARD 2674      6 10   VAGABOND VANDALS 373 BITTER EMPLOYEE 37737 183   
QUINTS 12436            1  3   WHETSTONE Q 1821     IMMACULATE 35293      181   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light.  Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth.  YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!  The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats.  It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us!  I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face!  Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!

5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*

     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
         47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     a.  verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     b.  distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
     a.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
          Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
          Rick Stringer
          13 St. Michael's CT
          Elkton, MD 21921
     b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
     1.  No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received.  No exceptions.
     2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
         Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
     3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  NO multiple aliases please.
         Violations will result in disqualification.
     4.  The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
         turns.
     5.  The turn  a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
     6.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
         War 5.
     7.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
                  Win     Loss     Kill     Die
Challenge          +2      -2       +5       -5
Match-Up           +1      -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud          +2      -5       +5      -10
Champion           x2      x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     -10      xx      -10       xx
Dark Arena        +10      -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     a.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
     b.  Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
     c.  Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
     a.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, the Champion
         must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
         without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
         transferred teams.  (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
     a.  Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         be used all four turns.  4 turns means 4 separate warriors.  A penalty of
         -10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
     a.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     b.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
     c.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10.
     d.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     e.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
         (this means a warrior with 0 FE).
     f.  TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
         tourney reports are posted in the NL.
     g.  TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
         same conditions as noted for TVs.
     h.  NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
         for.
     i.  Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
     Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest.  All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
     I have requested from RSI the following:
     a.  renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
     b.  renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
     c.  known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
         alliance.  This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
         last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
         receive this award).
               Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note:  A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket.  Same bracket, more recognition points?  Not a downchallenge!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THORN was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEARING STRAIT was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BEARING SEA was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE FLOOD WALL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
XYZYWYG was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PEA savagely defeated FRYV DARKSHADE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE defeated SOLOUGO in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
IRONPUSS was overcome by JULIENNE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
OPOSSUMS vanquished PUMPING ON STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHADOW ANGEL was vanquished by MAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SEATTLE SLEW savagely defeated HEAT MIZER in a action packed 7 minute Challenge match.
TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT overpowered PRISONER 0118 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WEAKSAUCE bested HOLY GRAIL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge conflict.
SPARKLY luckily beat HULK HOGAN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory Challenge match.
PET PSYCHIC handily defeated PUY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SWEET CHERRY slaughtered E in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KATRINA vanquished SUCKABLE BINKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LEOPOLD was butchered by FRANCES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANDREW overpowered CASSINA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
KACZIYNSKI luckily beat LOTSA CHOCOLATE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
YELLOW SUBMARINE was overpowered by ORPHEUS in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
WAR ENSEMBLE viciously subdued SILVER in a action packed 6 minute veteran's bout.
SHUT UP!!! beat WAFFLE HEAD in a 1 minute fray.
DOMINION vanquished NECK CRACKER in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched fray.
GITARIOS was luckily beaten by JOB in a action packed 5 minute brutal fight.
GREEN savagely defeated GUILE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
PRISONER 0103 demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ONE MAN ARMY won victory over TRIP in a popular 2 minute fray.
CO2 was overcome by BIG STRONG SMART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MURDEROUS ROGUE lost to SIBERIAN in a popular 1 minute bout.
J.L. SEAGULL was overpowered by JUDAS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LILAC defeated REST OF FONZ in a exciting 1 minute match.
ASIAN STYLE overpowered THE ATRIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HELIO was narrowly defeated by TRENE OGRESTAFF in a 2 minute fray.
KIRIN demolished KNEE JERK in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DARK IVY was overpowered by THE CONTINENTAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PTAR STONEBLADE savagely defeated TESTER in a exciting 6 minute gruesome struggle.
PAUL was luckily beaten by LBM in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
CLAY PIGEON was demolished by CANNELTON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERCY QUIN 24 overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DONKEY KONG overcame FREAKBEATER in a 3 minute duel.
FALAFEL beat THE SHE-NOBLE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PEARL viciously subdued HINDSIGHT in a unpopular 11 minute brutal duel.
COTTON MILL was outwaited by MEGA SCUM in a unpopular 8 minute duel.
IMMACULATE was defeated by NATURAL FLAVOR in a exciting 6 minute brawl.
ADAMCZYK was overcome by THE HEEB in a 2 minute amateur's melee.
SOBCZAK demolished VODKA N TONIC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SANDMAN demolished CECILIA LIND in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FORLORN HOPE overpowered TYRION in a 2 minute uneven bout.
PET STARS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY was subdued by TROY in a 1 minute match.
GEORGE MURESAN was unbelievably bested by ROCKY POINT in a 3 minute novice's bout.
ANIMAL COPS was savagely defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute conflict.
CYAN subdued LHI'S ETHICS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
MANAGER'S MORALS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CROC FILES demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY       92 -  66 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         STRIKING ATTACK  158 - 125 - 11      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  32 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  25 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         LUNGING ATTACK   208 - 221 - 14      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         AIMED BLOW       103 - 144 -  2      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  28 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  55 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  38 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  12 -  0      29  |

Turn 184 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       12 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         6  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    13 - 10     AIMED BLOW         4 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   10 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ORPHEUS 15144              10   8  0  194 SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (2269)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DOMINION 11914              6   2  0  192 DOMINATION (1735)
LUNGING ATTACK   PEA -23486                  7   3  0   95 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-24 (7026)
SLASHING ATTACK  IRONPUSS -26915             9   5  1   79 METALLICATS (6419)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217    12   5  0   77 COLOR TUNES (5502)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOW ANGEL -19948         9   7  0   60 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    THE ATRIUM -26735           5   3  0   46 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HULK HOGAN 25440.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SEATTLE SLEW -24068.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOLY GRAIL 
-23573, WAR ENSEMBLE 7078, HULK HOGAN 25440, PEA -23486, SILVER 30503, TRIP 25413, 
IMMACULATE -30243, TESTER -20565, PAUL -19891, and PERCY QUIN 24 29478.

The least popular fighter this week was PEARL -20808.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MEGA SCUM -19921, HINDSIGHT -21367, COTTON MILL -29411, CECILIA LIND 
-19831, VODKA N TONIC -22625, NATURAL FLAVOR -21678, THE SHE-NOBLE -26410, CLAY 
PIGEON 4916, PTAR STONEBLADE -19967, and KNEE JERK -20126.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ORPHEUS (82-15144) SUPERIOR FORCES 3208