DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2006    Duedate: 11/24/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 186

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OPOSSUMS
INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)
(82-21049) [16-27-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THIS ROLLUP                    ONE-EYED BILL
DISAPPOINTING (6892)           TEAM ONE (602)
(82-41311) [9-1-0,124]         (82-4490) [2-0-1,81]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2301                           SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN
NUMBERS 11 (2726)              LBA:  SPEILBERG FANS (4266)
(82-17798) [9-22-0,63]         (82-26404) [5-1-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLOR TUNES (5502)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEAM ONE (602)                66 
2. TALENTS (6895)                36    DISAPPOINTING (6892)
3. PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)       35    Unchartered Team
4. THE NEPHEW (7198)             35 
5. COLOR TUNES (5502)            28    071406V (7549)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*071406V (7549)             3   0  1 100.   1/ 4 COLOR TUNES (5502)        4  3 0
 2- 3*I LOVE PIE (6408)          3   0  1 100.   2/27 KAOS (7662)               4  4 0
 3/ 0*TEAM ONE (602)             2   0  1 100.   3- 3*HURRICANE (6406)          3  0 1
 4/ 0*071406R (7545)             2   0  0 100.   4/22 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 3  0 0
 5/ 0*071406T (7547)             2   0  0 100.   5- 6*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    3  1 0
 6/ 8*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676)  2   0  0 100.   6- 1 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      3  1 0
 7/ 0*10/25/06E (7690)           1   0  0 100.   7/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   3  2 0
 8/ 0*THE BENDS (7227)           1   0  0 100.   8/ 9 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    3  2 0
 9/ 0*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)    1   0  0 100.   9/96 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  3 0
10/ 0*REVENGE, INC. (7573)       1   0  0 100.  10/ 5 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     3  6 0
11/ 0*TRANSITORY (7630)          1   0  0 100.  11/30*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676) 2  0 0
12- 9*TRIBUTE! (7675)            1   0  0 100.  12/ 0*THE NEPHEW (7198)         2  0 0
13/ 0*10/25/06B (7687)           1   0  0 100.  13/73*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      2  0 0
14/ 0*INSANE IDEAS (6532)        1   0  0 100.  14/44*WATCHER (6624)            2  0 0
15/ 0*HEAVY METAL (6838)         1   0  0 100.  15/11*012006H (6914)            2  0 0
16/ 0*4 LETTER GANGS (6020)      1   0  0 100.  16/23*KINKIER STUFF (7634)      2  1 0
17/ 0*MIDDLECREEK (5357)         1   0  0 100.  17/20 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    2  1 0
18/12 DISAPPOINTING (6892)       9   1  0 90.0  18/95 NO RESPECT II (5484)      2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/13*012006H (6914)             8   1  0 88.9  19/87*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    2  1 0
20-14*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         6   1  0 85.7  20/88 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          2  2 1
21/ 0*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266)  5   1  0 83.3  21-24 THE APOSTLES (7666)       2  2 0
22/18 TEMPE -05 (5575)          13   3  2 81.3  22- 8*CONSONANTS R US (6407)    2  2 0
23/26*WATCHER (6624)             4   1  0 80.0  23/ 0 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    2  2 0
24-20*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    7   2  0 77.8  24/ 0*ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      2  3 0
25-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 12   4  1 75.0  25/91*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     2  3 0
26/16*DUNGEON CELL (6855)        9   3  0 75.0  26/ 0*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 2  3 0
27/32*TUM TEACHES (6916)         6   2  0 75.0  27-26 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       2  3 0
28-25*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   3   1  0 75.0  28/ 7 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      2  4 0
29/ 4*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)   3   1  0 75.0  29/ 2 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    2  8 0
30-27*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)   3   1  0 75.0  30/ 0*071406V (7549)            1  0 1
31/ 0*ACID REFLUX (6344)         3   1  0 75.0  31-10*I LOVE PIE (6408)         1  0 1
32-29*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)     3   1  0 75.0  32/ 0*TEAM ONE (602)            1  0 1
33/19 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)  8   3  0 72.7  33-66*INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)  1  0 0
34/40*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)       5   2  0 71.4  34/ 0*071406R (7545)            1  0 0
35-34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026)  7   3  0 70.0  35/ 0*071406S (7546)            1  0 0
36-36 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 13   6  0 68.4  36/ 0*071406T (7547)            1  0 0
37-38 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 12   6  1 66.7  37/ 0*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       1  0 0
38/46 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       8   4  0 66.7  38/ 0*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   1  0 0
39/54*KINKIER STUFF (7634)       4   2  1 66.7  39/ 0*REVENGE, INC. (7573)      1  0 0
40-42*JOHN WAYNE (7170)          2   1  0 66.7  40/ 0*TRANSITORY (7630)         1  0 0
41/79*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    2   1  0 66.7  41/ 0*THE BENDS (7227)          1  0 0
42/ 6*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)    2   1  0 66.7  42-69*INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)   1  0 0
43-43*PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972)  2   1  0 66.7  43-35*JOHN WAYNE (7170)         1  0 0
44/83*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)     2   1  0 66.7  44-68*GONG SHOW (7417)          1  0 0
45-45 METALLICATS (6419)         9   5  1 64.3  15/115*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     1  0 0
46/35 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)  9   5  1 64.3  46-31*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   1  0 0
47/48 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 12   7  0 63.2  47/33*071406F (7541)            1  0 0
48/53 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       10   6  0 62.5  48-36*TRIBUTE! (7675)           1  0 0
49/31*012006E (6911)             5   3  0 62.5  49/ 0*071406G (7542)            1  0 0
50-47*CONSONANTS R US (6407)     8   5  1 61.5  50/ 0*10/25/06B (7687)          1  0 0
51/39 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)         8   5  0 61.5  51/ 0*10/25/06E (7690)          1  0 0
52-49 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      14   9  1 60.9  52/ 0*HEAVY METAL (6838)        1  0 0
53-51 MY BATHROOM (7089)        12   8  0 60.0  53/ 0*INSANE IDEAS (6532)       1  0 0
54/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)    3   2  0 60.0  19/119*TUM TEACHES (6916)        1  0 0
55/ 0*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)        3   2  0 60.0  55-72*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  1  0 0
56/74*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)      3   2  0 60.0  56/ 0*OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     1  0 0
57/ 0*071406N (7543)             3   2  0 60.0  57/41 DISAPPOINTING (6892)      1  0 0
58/ 0*GOTTA DO IT (7076)         3   2  0 60.0  16/116 012006B (6908)            1  0 0
59/ 0 DM OWNS YOU (6076)         7   5  0 58.3  17/117 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  0 0
60/62 DATING A FROG (6015)       8   6  1 57.1  60-15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7026) 1  0 0
61-55 GO1 (1976)                 8   6  1 57.1  27/127*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   1  0 0
62/72*071406O (7544)             4   3  0 57.1  20/120 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       1  0 0
63-56*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  4   3  0 57.1  63/ 0*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    1  0 0
64/57 COLOR TUNES (5502)        26  20  1 56.5  64/46 TEMPE -05 (5575)          1  0 0
65-58 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269) 10   8  0 55.6  36/136 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    1  0 0
66/ 0*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)       5   4  0 55.6  66/ 0*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       1  0 0
67-63 TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076)  7   6  0 53.8  67-25 MY FAMILY (5797)          1  0 0
68/66 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)     9   8  0 52.9  68-49*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  0 0
69-64 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  14  13  0 51.9  69-77*PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972) 1  0 0
70/84 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          39  39  1 50.0  70/ 0*ACID REFLUX (6344)        1  0 0
71/86 NO RESPECT II (5484)      12  12  0 50.0  33/133 DATING A FROG (6015)      1  0 0
72-69 072905P (6446)             6   6  1 50.0  72/ 0*4 LETTER GANGS (6020)     1  0 0
73/61 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     6   6  1 50.0  73/ 0 DM OWNS YOU (6076)        1  0 0
74/ 0 I'M (5211)                 6   6  0 50.0  74-16*IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   1  0 0
75/59 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)      5   5  1 50.0  75-80 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  0 0
76/93 012006B (6908)             5   5  0 50.0  76/54 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 1  0 0
77/ 0*OLD SCHOOL (7080)          3   3  1 50.0  77/ 0*MIDDLECREEK (5357)        1  0 0
07/107*071406F (7541)             3   3  0 50.0  78/ 0*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266) 1  0 0
79/ 0*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        3   3  0 50.0  79-84 PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 1  0 0
80/ 0*THE NEPHEW (7198)          2   2  0 50.0  80-85 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308) 1  0 0
81-73*INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)    2   2  0 50.0  81-89*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-75*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)    2   2  0 50.0  82-64 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2269) 1  0 0
83-76*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         2   2  0 50.0  83-65 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 1  0 0
84/ 0*071406Z (7550)             1   1  1 50.0  84/ 0*OLD SCHOOL (7080)         1  1 1
85/ 0*071406S (7546)             1   1  0 50.0  03/103*071406O (7544)            1  1 0
86/ 0*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)        1   1  0 50.0  86/ 0*GOTTA DO IT (7076)        1  1 0
87/ 0*071406G (7542)             1   1  0 50.0  87/14 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 1  1 0
88-82*M.I.A. (5344)              1   1  0 50.0  88/13*012006E (6911)            1  1 0
89/85 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      56  61  1 47.9  89/12 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 1  1 0
90/65 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)    8   9  0 47.1  90-92*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 1  1 0
91/68 MID-LIFE (4267)            7   8  0 46.7  91-94 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 1  1 0
92/87 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       55  63  5 46.6  92-78*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  1  1 0
93-88 MY FAMILY (5797)          12  14  0 46.2  93-79*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  1 0
94-89 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  6   7  0 46.2  94-81*M.I.A. (5344)             1  1 0
95/ 0 SLAP SHOT (4036)          29  34  1 46.0  95-18 GO1 (1976)                1  1 0
96-90*HURRICANE (6406)           5   6  1 45.5  96/19 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        1  2 0
97/ 0 TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     5   6  0 45.5  97/75*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      1  2 0
98-91*TEE RAKS (3827)            4   5  1 44.4  98/93 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    1  2 0
99-95*INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    4   5  0 44.4  99/76*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 1  2 0
00-98*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071)  3   4  0 42.9  00/97 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       1  2 0
01/99 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          30  41  2 42.3  01-99*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   0  3 0
00-100 THE APOSTLES (7666)      107 152 13 41.3  00-100*FAR FAR AWAY (7529)       0  3 0
03-103 THIGH MASTERS (652)       20  30  0 40.0  03-98 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  3 0
04/92 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        4   6  0 40.0  02-102 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  3 0
04-104 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  4   6  0 40.0  04-104*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   0  2 0
05-105*INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)   2   3  0 40.0  21/121 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     0  2 0
09-109*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7565)  2   3  0 40.0  07/ 0*TALENTS (6895)            0  2 0
08/ 0*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)  2   3  0 40.0  01-101 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   0  2 0
10-110*MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)   2   3  0 40.0  29/129 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   0  2 0
10/ 0*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)     2   3  0 40.0  06-106 ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  0  2 0
01/101 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    11  17  1 39.3  45/145 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         0  2 0
16/116 KAOS (7662)               20  33  1 37.7  12/ 0*071406Z (7550)            0  1 0
13/ 0*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)     3   5  0 37.5  11-111*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7565) 0  1 0
17/117 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 16  27  0 37.2  14/ 0*TEAM 9 III (7428)         0  1 0
13/113 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    82 139  6 37.1  14-114*ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)      0  1 0
20/120 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     8  14  0 36.4  16/ 0*HOBBIES (7231)            0  1 0
15-115 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   4   7  0 36.4  17/ 0*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       0  1 0
18-118*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5   9  1 35.7  18/ 0*NO REGRETS (7179)         0  1 0
19-119 INQUISITION PHL030 (3308)  6  11  0 35.3  19/ 0*071406N (7543)            0  1 0
14/114 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     25  46  1 35.2  20-70*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  0  1 0
21/ 0 POWER PLAY (4037)         29  57  0 33.7  12/112*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   0  1 0
08/108*071406U (7548)             2   4  0 33.3  22-67*INQUISITION B33 (7415)    0  1 0
23/77*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    1   2  0 33.3  13-113*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   0  1 0
24/78*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      1   2  0 33.3  24/ 0*071406AA (7551)           0  1 0
25/80*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       1   2  0 33.3  25/34*071406U (7548)            0  1 0
26/ 0*OFTEN IMITATED (7079)      1   2  0 33.3  26/ 0*10/25/06D (7689)          0  1 0
27/81*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)  1   2  0 33.3  27/ 0*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0  1 0
23-123 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     39  80  6 32.8  28/ 0*ABSTRACTION (7691)        0  1 0
24-124 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       10  21  1 32.3  26-126 MY BATHROOM (7089)        0  1 0
30/ 0*ARCANE ANGELS (7695)       8  18  0 30.8  30/42*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  0  1 0
25/125 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    10  23  0 30.3  31/ 0*PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      0  1 0
26/126 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          9  22  0 29.0  32/40*DUNGEON CELL (6855)       0  1 0
28-128*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814)  2   5  1 28.6  25/125 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       0  1 0
29-129 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  6  17  0 26.1  34/ 0*SAMS (6876)               0  1 0
35/ 0*FATAL VISION (1060)        1   3  1 25.0  35-71 072905P (6446)            0  1 0
30-130*INQUISITION B33 (7415)     1   3  0 25.0  36-74 METALLICATS (6419)        0  1 0
31-131*GONG SHOW (7417)           1   3  0 25.0  37/38*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   0  1 0
32-132*ARCANE ETC (6511)          1   3  0 25.0  28-128*SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 0  1 0
22/122*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)    1   3  0 25.0  22/122*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     0  1 0
40/ 0 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    10  38  0 20.8  40/ 0*AS YOU WISH (7075)        0  1 0
34/134*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)      5  19  0 20.8  23/123*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   0  1 0
35-135 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)    8  38  1 17.4  05-105*PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (6830) 0  1 0
36-136*FAR FAR AWAY (7529)        2  11  1 15.4  24-124*ARCANE ETC (6511)         0  1 0
37-137 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    6  34  1 15.0  44/ 0*I'M RICH WITH (6004)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
38-138*INQUISITION 120415 (5650)  1   8  0 11.1  45/47 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    0  1 0
39-139 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0  21  0  0.0  32-132*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814) 0  1 0
40-140*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)    0  11  0  0.0  07-107*INQUISITION 120415 (5650) 0  1 0
42-142*ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)       0   2  0  0.0  37-137*HI VOLTAGE! (5826)        0  1 0
43-143*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)    0   2  0  0.0  49/ 0 TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    0  1 0
50/ 0*TALENTS (6895)             0   2  0  0.0  39-139 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (5001) 0  1 0
51/ 0*AS YOU WISH (7075)         0   2  0  0.0  51/ 0 I'M (5211)                0  1 0
44-144*PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (6830)  0   2  0  0.0  08-108 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 0  1 0
53/ 0*HOBBIES (7231)             0   1  0  0.0  53/ 0 SLAP SHOT (4036)          0  1 0
54/ 0*NO REGRETS (7179)          0   1  0  0.0  54/ 0 POWER PLAY (4037)         0  1 0
55/ 0*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  0   1  0  0.0  55-82*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071) 0  1 0
56/ 0*TEAM 9 III (7428)          0   1  0  0.0  56-83 TIGTOAD'S SECRET L (4076) 0  1 0
45-145*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)    0   1  0  0.0  57/59 MID-LIFE (4267)           0  1 0
58/ 0*071406AA (7551)            0   1  0  0.0  58/ 0*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    0  1 0
59/ 0*10/25/06D (7689)           0   1  0  0.0  09-109 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0  1 0
60/ 0*ABSTRACTION (7691)         0   1  0  0.0  60-86*TEE RAKS (3827)           0  1 0
61/ 0*SAMS (6876)                0   1  0  0.0  10-110 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 0  1 0
46-146*HI VOLTAGE! (5826)         0   1  0  0.0  46-146*NAMBLA (2869)             0  1 0
63/ 0*I'M RICH WITH (6004)       0   1  0  0.0  63/ 0*FATAL VISION (1060)       0  1 0
47-147*NAMBLA (2869)              0   1  0  0.0  64-90 THIGH MASTERS (652)       0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to ANIMAL PLANET, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the COLOR 
TUNES stable.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is KAOS, who swept up 25 places in the ranks.  Take a look at INQUISITION 
PHL0306's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 18 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
NUMBERS 7, who swept up 87 places in the ranks.  Take a look at FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE 
II's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
PSYCHOSTICK!!, who swept up 60 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WATCHER's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NO RESPECT II, who swept 
up 77 places in the ranks.  Take a look at LANNISTER TOADS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 68 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NUMBERS 6, who swept up 68 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at TITANS RIP-OFF's act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 66 
places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
ANCIENT LORDS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 
28th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 2nd to 29th place were 
the VAGABOND VANDALS.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is SEEN IT BEFORE, who swept up 70 places in the ranks.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 071406F, which fell to 47th, it's what 
you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at TUM TEACHES' act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 65 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DISAPPOINTING may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 57th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is 012006B, who swept up 58 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at ANIMAL'S FARM's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 58 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is UNFORTUNATE HAIR, who swept up 66 places in the ranks.  Take a look at I'M A 
MUPPET's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 58 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 1-0-0 record and dropping from 46th to 64th place were the TEMPE 
-05.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is 4-LETTER ERRORS, who swept up 71 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
DATING A FROG's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 62 places in the team 
ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to THAT SPECIAL SMELL, which 
fell to 76th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 071406O, who swept 
up 18 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
SUPERIOR HORSES II may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 87th spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 012006E, which fell 
to 88th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 12th to 89th place were the THE FROGS ARE LOUD.  Keep 
trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DM ROLL-UPS may fall on 
you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 96th spot.  A seasoned team 
is steady in the lists.  But to SAPHIRE DREAM, which fell to 97th, it's what you soak 
in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG! 
IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 99th spot.  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and 
gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR V, who swept up 20 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at NUMBERS 11's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 34 places in the 
team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 34th to 125th place 
were the 071406U.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
DREADFUL MATCHUPS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 130th spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DUNGEON CELL, which 
fell to 132nd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under 
a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 38th to 137th place were the 4 LETTER ANIMALS.  Keep 
trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  4 LETTER FOODS may fall 
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 139th spot.  Suffering 
under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 123rd to 141st place were the 4 LETTER 
WEATHER.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to STUFF MARK 
SAYS, which fell to 145th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SHREDDER, who flew up 27 points in the rankings after 
mashing RELLEKA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was RETIRED, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with POLICY OF TRUTH.  Drawing on all of his experience as a 11-12-1 
warrior, FRYV DARKSHADE went for the Duelmastership against OPOSSUMS this week.  
Well, everybody's pal OPOSSUMS moved his record to 16-27-0 by defeating FRYV 
DARKSHADE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition points.  4 out of 
5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid COLOR TUNES, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause NUMBERS 6 beats feet every time COLOR TUNES smiles at 
them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this PRISONER 0103 you ask, with 79 points and a 
10-23-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  ONE-EYED BILL defied all odds and slew 
SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners 
(and hopefully T.P.s) and 2804 demonstrated that very violently on SLAP SHOT's body.  
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh? 
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), 
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OPOSSUMS 21049               16  27    115         INQUISITION PHL0306 (3307)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THIS ROLLUP 41311             9   1    124         DISAPPOINTING (6892)      
 ROOM 282 33685               13   3  2 106         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 PUMPING ON STEELE 33221      12  12    104         NO RESPECT II (5484)      
 WAR ENSEMBLE 7078            14  15  3 102         FEAR FACTORY (1016)       
-JULIENNE 28026               13   6    100         PERFECTION QUEST 3 (4562) 
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319       14   5     99         COLOR TUNES (5502)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 1104 17782                   14  16  1  98         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-SOLOUGO 11353                10   4     97         THIGH MASTERS (652)       
 FRYV DARKSHADE 45577         11  13  1  95         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-PEA 42050                     7   3     95         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7026)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317     11   3  1  89         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-MAM 35208                    10   5     86         MY FAMILY (5797)          
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        16  20  1  84         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 GROVER 39077                 10   6     84         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
 GANGRENE 30731               12   7     81         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 ONE MAN ARMY 28261            8   4     81         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
 ONE-EYED BILL 4490            2   0  1  81         TEAM ONE (602)            
 PRISONER 0103 33733          10  23     79         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
-IRONPUSS 38621                9   5  1  79         METALLICATS (6419)        
-SILVER 30503                 12   4  1  76         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (5001)
 GITARIOS 45618                9  12     72         KAOS (7662)               
 SHUT UP!!! 42150              8   3     70         THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREEN 15136                  11   6  1  66         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
 SHADOW ANGEL 45588           10   8     66         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 GAFF 34939                    9   8     66         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
-ASIAN STYLE 36833             7   2     66         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
 TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146     5   2     66         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
-HAIRY TUB 42400              11   6     65         MY BATHROOM (7089)        
 WEBBED BEAUS 36458            8   6  1  65         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 SEATTLE SLEW 41468            8   3  1  64         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 WEAKSAUCE 41419               8   1     64         012006H (6914)            
 UH-OH 33703                   6   6  1  64         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
-JUDAS 45647                  12  11  3  63         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
 2301 17798                    9  22     63         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 HOLY GRAIL 41963              8   5     63         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
 BLUELINER 25217              13   5     62         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 SUPERIOR COURSES 41432        6   2     62         TUM TEACHES (6916)        
-NECK CRACKER 38753            6   6  1  61         072905P (6446)            
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788         5   5     61         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        
 SPARKLY 41405                 5   2     61         012006E (6911)            
 FAUREON 39810                 4   1     60         WATCHER (6624)            
 BEAVER 39056                  8   4     59         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 BANSHEE 40978                 5   4     59         PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      
-HEAT MIZER 32846              4   6     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
-HULK HOGAN 25440              7   6     57         TIGTOAD'S SECRET LO (4076)
-WAFFLE HEAD 42196             4   3     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CO2 13459                     5   4  1  56         GO1 (1976)                
 KANSAS CITY 35995             7   6     55         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
 ARLO 41392                    5   5     54         012006B (6908)            
-TRIP 25413                    3   4     54         INQUISITION 2004 14 (4071)
 GIRLS? 26412                  7   8     53         MID-LIFE (4267)           
 PRISONER 007 41051            6   3     53         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
-BIG STRONG SMART 21055        6  11     52         INQUISITION PHL0308 (3308)
-PERCY QUIN 24 29478           4   7     52         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 GUAM 39923                    3   5     52         4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    
 PRISONER 0118 33748           6  15     51         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
-KIRIN 42087                   3   1     50         THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  
-JOB 38090                     6   1     49         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
 WEBBED TOES 38943             3   1     49         DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  
 SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404    5   1     48         LBA:  SPEILBERG FAN (4266)
 KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK 44847     3   3     48         071406F (7541)            
-J.L. SEAGULL 2676            10  11     47         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-THE ATRIUM 38801              5   3     46         ARCANE PHOENIXCON (6454)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUILE 38198                   6   7     45         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
-PET PSYCHIC 24215             4   2  1  44         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-SIBERIAN 19453                4   5     44         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   
 RETIRED 31614                 6   6     40         I'M (5211)                
 I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         5   6     39         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 ASPARAGUS 38983               4   6     38         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 KNEE JERK 45410               4   1  1  37         KINKIER STUFF (7634)      
-LILAC 2672                    8   9  1  34         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
 TYRANNOSAURUS MEX 38202       3   1     34         ACID REFLUX (6344)        
 BLOWS 40784                   1   3     34         4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOTSA CHOCOLATE 44866         4   3     33         071406O (7544)            
-SWEET CHERRY 38563            3   0  1  33         I LOVE PIE (6408)         
 MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      3   3     33         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       
 RON TITAN 44387               3   3     33         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 PIGGISH IS FUN 44857          3   2     33         071406N (7543)            
 DEER 40773                    2   1     33         4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   
-KATRINA 38557                 2   2     33         HURRICANE (6406)          
 TYRION 17050                  2   1     33         LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    
-THE CONTINENTAL 35552         2   0     33         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
-KACZIYNSKI 38559              3   1     32         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569         5   4     31         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 SOULTAKER 45716               2   0     31         FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE I (7676)
 BSG R0X0RZ 44888              3   0  1  30         071406V (7549)            
 UNGA BUNGA 43063              1   1     30         CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       
 DEVIL CHILD 43010             1   1     30         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
 RED FISSION 43050             3   2     29         SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     
-DARK IVY 15938                1  12     29         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
 I HATE ZEUS 44886             2   4     28         071406U (7548)            
-REST OF FONZ 36613            1   2     28         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
 VITO BERTOLDO 41532           5   5  1  27         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 COPY OF A COPY 42342          1   2     27         OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     
 SHREDDER 40963                1   0     27         HEAVY METAL (6838)        
-HELIO 18636                   0   1     27         NAMBLA (2869)             
-PAUL 45645                    2   8     26         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
 STUCK TO THE COUCH 44879      2   0     26         071406T (7547)            
-PUY 23984                     4   5  1  25         TEE RAKS (3827)           
 8-TRACK 42344                 2   1  1  25         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
 EAR 39911                     2   1     25         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 SAV A LOT 44868               2   0     25         071406R (7545)            
-ANDREW 38555                  2   1     25         HURRICANE (6406)          
-LBM 43969                     1   3     25         INQUISITION 06B25 (7384)  
-CLAY PIGEON 4916              3   5  1  24         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-NATURAL FLAVOR 43858          2   2     24         INQUISITION 06B1 (7361)   
 RUN ME ONCE 42326             1   1     24         GOTTA DO IT (7076)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565         4   6     22         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-FRANCES 38553                 1   3  1  22         HURRICANE (6406)          
 CAT FOOD 44876                1   1     22         071406S (7546)            
-CANNELTON 36010               1   2     22         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-FAERJAN SKORAS 45836          3   3     21         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
-TESTER 44971                  2   3     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7565)
-PEARL 44728                   2   2     21         SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   
-SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          3   1     20         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
 DING, DONG 44853              1   1     20         071406G (7542)            
-THE DUKE! 42859               1   1     20         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
 JOHN HENDERSON 43814          3   2     19         ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       
 EGGS 40779                    1   2     19         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
-THE SHE-NOBLE 39126           1   2     19         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
 LITTLEST TYRANT 43009         1   1     19         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
-LITTLE BUDDY 45711            1   0     19         TRIBUTE! (7675)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFEE GROUNDS 45801          0   1     19         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
 EATING MY FEET 41328          0   1     19         TALENTS (6895)            
 SOLDIER 2 42247               4   6     18         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
-IMMACULATE 35293              2   5  1  18         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5814)
 DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 35329       1   1     18         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
 YOU WANT PAIN 42318           0   2     18         AS YOU WISH (7075)        
 SPLASH OF EARWAX 44893        1   1  1  17         071406Z (7550)            
 STRING THEORY 39286           1   0     17         INSANE IDEAS (6532)       
 SUPER GIDDY 45782             1   0     17         10/25/06B (7687)          
 POOL 32496                    1   0     17         MIDDLECREEK (5357)        
 BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE 41325     0   1     17         TALENTS (6895)            
-PET STARS 33952               1   1     16         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-HINDSIGHT 44169               1   3     16         INQUISITION B33 (7415)    
-FORLORN HOPE 36176            2   1     15         PERFECTION QUEST 5 (5972) 
 RUN ME TWICE 42327            2   1     15         GOTTA DO IT (7076)        
-SOBCZAK 38558                 1   1     15         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    
-CASSINA 42187                 1   6     15         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
 THE RISING 43100              1   2     15         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
 CYAN 42183                    1   2     15         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
 KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902       0   1     15         071406AA (7551)           
-TROY 38108                    1   1     14         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
 LAS VEGAS 38215               1   1     14         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
-COTTON MILL 36125             2   5     13         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-FREAKBEATER 45638             1   1     13         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
 RETRIBUTION 45034             1   0     13         REVENGE, INC. (7573)      
 TRANSFIX 45389                1   0     13         TRANSITORY (7630)         
 EAT MY FURY 45798             1   0     13         10/25/06E (7690)          
-KYEVERA LUERTEN 45837         3   3     12         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
-SANDMAN 36615                 1   1     11         MORE TC'S THAN... (6045)  
 HI-FI 42343                   1   2     11         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
-ROCKY POINT 38104             2   0     10         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
 1MAN 36486                    1   0     10         4 LETTER GANGS (6020)     
 TOY HORSEY 45013              1   0     10         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 PLANET TELEX 43168            1   0     10         THE BENDS (7227)          
-MANAGER'S MORALS 32393        1   0     10         M.I.A. (5344)             
 CLAY 45400                    1   0     10         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
-CROC FILES 45704              1   0     10         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-SOLTAN  HELLER 45834          2   0      9         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
-BOB TITAN 44390               2   3      9         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 ENTRANA 45405                 1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 RIMMINGTON 45403              1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 FALADOR 45404                 1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-THE HEEB 45639                1   1      7         THE APOSTLES (7666)       
 SUPPOSABLE THUMBS 45792       0   1      7         10/25/06D (7689)          
-RHYME JONES 35359             0   1      7         HI VOLTAGE! (5826)        
-SOMEBODYWASME! 35328          0   1      7         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
 HUGS MAW 44237                0   1      7         TEAM 9 III (7428)         
 RELLEKA 45406                 0   1      7         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 POPE BOB 43134                0   1      7         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 
 SLEEPING 43186                0   1      7         HOBBIES (7231)            
 EMERALD 45402                 1   0      6         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
-GEORGE MURESAN 42986          0   2      6         ALL UGLY TEAM (7193)      
-ANIMAL COPS 24217             1   2      5         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-IARYO FELUNNDA 45838          0   5      5         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 WINTER BREW 41232             0   1      5         SAMS (6876)               
-LHI'S ETHICS 32397            0   1      5         M.I.A. (5344)             
 INGROWN HAIRS 36397           0   1      5         I'M RICH WITH (6004)      
-TRILLA LILLEIR 45833          0   4      4         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 MITHRIL 45401                 0   1      3         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 GOLD 45398                    0   1      3         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 COAL 45399                    0   1      3         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
-CECILIA LIND 45705            0   2      2         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
-ADAMCZYK 38562                0   2      2         CONSONANTS R US (6407)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SECOND GUESS 42912            0   1      1         NO REGRETS (7179)         
 LARRY TITAN 45748             0   1      1         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 AL KHARID 45407               0   1      1         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0                        BSG R0X0RZ 44888      186  NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0                        8-TRACK 42344         186  NONE
SHREVEPORT CITY 43976   0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 DARK CHAMPION         186  NONE
TELL CITY GIRL 43977    0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 MOUNTAIN TROLL        186  NONE
SILVER BELLS 45549      0  1   COLOR TUNES 5502     WURM KIN              186  NONE
SPYMASTER               0  0   DARK ARENA           ONE-EYED BILL 4490    186  NONE
LEOPOLD 44751           2  2 1 FAR FAR AWAY 7529    FRANCES 38553         184   
STONE BANE 9116         0  1   FATAL VISION 1060    SHEWISH GIANT         186  NONE
FLY BOY 37662           0  1   FORGOTTEN PIMPS 3204 ARENAMASTER           186  NONE
PHP 19486               2  5   INQUISITION 031 3017 LOST VIRGINITY 32525  182  NOT REVENGED
E 34085                 1  8   INQUISITION 120 5650 SWEET CHERRY 38563    184   
BETH 25448              5  3   INQUISITION 200 4078 HAM 39958             182  NOT REVENGED
THE DAZZLER 25453       2  2 1 INQUISITION 200 4079 PET PSYCHIC 24215     183   
TRIPLE CROWN 42310      2  2   INQUISITION CLO 7073 FURIOUS BEARPAL 39082 182  NOT REVENGED
MIGRAINE 15930          5 10   MASSIVE HEADACH 2404 FREAKSHOW 38749       182  NOT REVENGED
CORK 45300              0  1   NASTY NITWITS 7614   NOODLE TOOTH 43869    182  NOT REVENGED
SLAP SHOT 34796        10 10   POWER PLAY 4037      2804 17776            186   
BALADAR 37962           5  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 6303 UGAMUGGAH 41228       183   
MIKE TITAN 44389        0  4   TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  KNEE JERK 45410       182  NOT REVENGED
TUM 45413               0  1   TOUGHER GUYS 7635    OVERLORD 45312        182  NOT REVENGED
BOAR 45808              0  1   VAGABOND VANDALS 373 ARENAMASTER           186  NONE
WICKED REWARD 2674      6 10   VAGABOND VANDALS 373 BITTER EMPLOYEE 37737 183   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20 October 2006
In accordance with those rules set forth by the Lady of the Realm, I hereby announce
the formation of a small group of managers calling themselves "The Outsiders".  The
group consists of the following members:
     Doc LeGrande
     Apex
     Street Legal
     Carnage
     Ghoti
     Roadkill
     Valamond
     This group has only one rule.  Respect the play of the managers of this
alliance.  We have no worries about not playing by the rules set forth by others.  We
fight the way we like, and all those in this group appreciate what tools each manager
brings.  We have managers from the Delarquan, Andorian and Free Blade regions.  We
have managers that focus on the tournament arenas, and we have those that focus on
the regular city arenas.  We have those in our ranks that fight with honor and
respect for all, and we have those that have a bloodlust that cannot be quenched.
     Our goal is simple.  To create a ensemble of managers that will show their
prowess in the land of Alastari, and to bring a new level of competition to all those
that share the sands with our warriors.  Our warriors are many throughout the land.
We have no home arena.  We have no pacts we abide by.  Our fighters range from
Mordant to Talcama, from Lapur to Lyratilan, Aruak City to Valamantis, the Primus
arena to Talahya, and many more arenas throughout the land.
     Whether we are sought out or ignored makes no difference to us.  We are what we
are.  We fight how we fight.  And we do it however we wish.  We have no rules.  We
have no leader or ruler.  Be prepared.  We are.

20 October 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire respond thus to the Avengers of the Light:
Where are you?  EACH AND EVERY Dark Knight can be found in arenas 31 and 52.  Your
pretty words mean less than nothing if you won't fight.  EVERY Dark Knight is more
than willing to back up their talk.  So...we give you three turns in either 31 or 52,
REPEAT 31 or 52 to show up or shut up.  If you don't show we'll let all of Alastari
know the Avengers are indeed cowards! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone.  I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5.  Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

10 November 2006
     The Quest of the Best has come to an end.  Dark Knight Toker, host of the Quest,
wants to proclaim the Ultimate Victor and give a listing of prize winners.
     Lady Fern and her Flower Girls of the Consortium are the Ultimate Victors of the
Quest.  Well fought and there's nothing like coming from behind to leave us all in
the dust.  Can't wait to see you defend your title! (wink)
     Here is a complete list of managers who placed in prize positions:

1)  Lady Fern, mgr. Flower Girls
2)  Le Pentarque, mgr. Blood & Guts!
3)  Crip, mgr. Otto's Parts
4)  D.K. Heathen Hatebred, mgr. Odin's Chosen
5)  Ghab, mgr. Assassin Nation
6)  Fanthayne, mgr. Dark Raiders
7)  D.K. Toker, mgr. Silver Knights
8)  D.K. Wasby, mgr. Bronze Knights
9)  The Expatriate, mgr. Bleak Legion
10) Still the Distilled, mgr. Springborne Fair

     Thanks to all that had the gall to show up, but I really want to thank the
managers that had the mettle to survive and not run when they started getting their
butt handed to them.
                                                           Respect to All.
                                                           Quest #1 host,
                                                           Dark Knight Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONE-EYED BILL butchered SPYMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STONE BANE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BOAR was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TELL CITY GIRL was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SILVER BELLS was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
FLY BOY was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SHREVEPORT CITY BOY was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute struggle.
TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT devastated PRISONER 0118 in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FRYV DARKSHADE lost to OPOSSUMS in a popular 1 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
PUMPING ON STEELE slimly won victory over WAR ENSEMBLE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
YELLOW SUBMARINE handily defeated PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
YELLOW DEUCE COUPE demolished SEATTLE SLEW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GITARIOS unbelievably bested HOLY GRAIL in a exciting 4 minute Challenge battle.
CYAN was overpowered by EAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TYRION overpowered BLOWS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SOULTAKER devastated TRENE OGRESTAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THIS ROLLUP overpowered SHUT UP!!! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROOM 282 overpowered NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
1104 overpowered UH-OH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GROVER savagely defeated SPARKLY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory master's conflict.
SHADOW ANGEL was savagely defeated by GANGRENE in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
ONE MAN ARMY vanquished 2301 in a popular 2 minute brutal mismatched fray.
BANSHEE was defeated by BEAVER in a 1 minute fight.
1101 won victory over WEBBED TOES in a 2 minute match.
BLUELINER was outlasted by SUPERIOR COURSES in a tiring 16 minute veteran's duel.
GIRLS? was demolished by FAUREON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WEBBED BEAUS vanquished I WILL LEAD YOU in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
WEAKSAUCE unbelievably bested PRISONER 007 in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.
A-CLYPSE was overpowered by GAFF in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
RETIRED was overpowered by POLICY OF TRUTH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN savagely defeated PIGGISH IS FUN in a 5 minute bout.
2804 delivered the death blow upon SLAP SHOT in a 2 minute duel.
KANSAS CITY defeated DEER in a 2 minute struggle.
MEGA SCUM was savagely defeated by ARLO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
VITO BERTOLDO was handily defeated by BEWYLDER OAKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASPARAGUS was demolished by KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GUAM overpowered I HATE ZEUS in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
PTAR STONEBLADE was viciously subdued by COPY OF A COPY in a 4 minute match.
KNEE JERK overpowered RUN ME TWICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER 2 was vanquished by LOTSA CHOCOLATE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MENTAL RETALIATION demolished YOU WANT PAIN in a 4 minute bloody uneven conflict.
JOHN HENDERSON was overpowered by RUN ME ONCE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DING, DONG handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SAV A LOT demolished EGGS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAT FOOD overpowered THE RISING in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
LAS VEGAS unbelievably bested PRIME in a 4 minute brutal match.
TYRANNOSAURUS MEX overcame SPLASH OF EARWAX in a 2 minute bout.
STUCK TO THE COUCH demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN was overpowered by RON TITAN in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
BSG R0X0RZ butchered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HI-FI was devastated by UNGA BUNGA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
8-TRACK murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
LITTLEST TYRANT devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEVIL CHILD vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RED FISSION defeated CULT MEMBER in a 6 minute brawl.
PLANET TELEX handily defeated AL KHARID in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HUGS MAW was overpowered by SUPER GIDDY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
POPE BOB was demolished by TOY HORSEY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SLEEPING was handily defeated by STRING THEORY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EATING MY FEET was overpowered by EAT MY FURY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE was luckily beaten by POOL in a action packed 5 minute gory duel.
WINTER BREW was narrowly defeated by ENTRANA in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
SHREDDER vanquished RELLEKA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
1MAN demolished GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
INGROWN HAIRS was defeated by FALADOR in a 2 minute novice's contest.
KFC BOWL OF DEATH was vanquished by TRANSFIX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
RETRIBUTION subdued SUPPOSABLE THUMBS in a popular 6 minute bout.
COAL was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COFFEE GROUNDS was vanquished by CLAY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MITHRIL was handily defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EMERALD viciously subdued LARRY TITAN in a 3 minute gory novice's brawl.
RIMMINGTON defeated SECOND GUESS in a 2 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 46         STRIKING ATTACK  164 - 133 - 13      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  30         TOTAL PARRY       79 -  69 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  20 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         LUNGING ATTACK   177 - 186 - 11      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  26 -  1      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  25 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        88 - 129 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  30 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  50 -  2      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  14 -  0      33  |

Turn 186 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 11         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 21         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   30 - 16     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  THIS ROLLUP -24225          9   1  0  124 DISAPPOINTING (6892)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217    14   5  0   99 COLOR TUNES (5502)
LUNGING ATTACK   GANGRENE 30731             12   7  0   81 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOW ANGEL -19948        10   8  0   66 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
TOTAL PARRY      WEAKSAUCE -24117            8   1  0   64 012006H (6914)
WALL OF STEEL    KANSAS CITY -29541          7   6  0   55 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2301 17798.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUPPOSABLE 
THUMBS -19744, PRISONER 007 -24485, BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE -24211, WAR ENSEMBLE 7078, 
HOLY GRAIL -23573, COPY OF A COPY -23194, GROVER -26459, RON TITAN -21149, GANGRENE 
30731, and ONE MAN ARMY 28261.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUELINER 25217.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SUPERIOR COURSES -24104, RED FISSION -22486, YOU WANT PAIN -23218, 
LARRY TITAN -19788, MITHRIL -20135, COFFEE GROUNDS -19735, COAL -20137, GOLD -20138, 
RELLEKA -20130, and POOL 32496.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAKIN (82--28893) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50