DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/25/2006    Duedate: 12/08/2006

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 187

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUMPING ON STEELE
NO RESPECT II (5484)
(82-33221) [13-12-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUMPING ON STEELE              TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT
NO RESPECT II (5484)           PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)
(82-33221) [13-12-0,109]       (82-42146) [6-2-0,77]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2301                           GUAM
NUMBERS 11 (2726)              4 LETTER PLACES (6643)
(82-17798) [9-23-0,64]         (82-39923) [4-5-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLOR TUNES (5502)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK TOADS 04H (4395)         39 
2. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)       35    012006H (6914)
3. COLOR TUNES (5502)            25    Unchartered Team
4. BIG TEN 3 (6980)              23 
5. OLD SCHOOL (7080)             22    RED MEAT X (6388)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*071406V (7549)             3   0  1 100.   1/ 1 COLOR TUNES (5502)        5  2 0
 2/ 0*RED MEAT X (6388)          3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 KAOS (7662)               5  4 0
 3/15*HEAVY METAL (6838)         2   0  1 100.   3/18 NO RESPECT II (5484)      3  0 0
 4- 3*TEAM ONE (602)             2   0  1 100.   4/ 6 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      3  1 1
 5- 6*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676)  2   0  0 100.   5/12*THE NEPHEW (7198)         3  1 0
 6/ 0*INQUISITION 06B9 (7369)    2   0  0 100.   6/86*GOTTA DO IT (7076)        3  1 0
 7/10*REVENGE, INC. (7573)       2   0  0 100.   7- 7*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   3  2 0
 8/14*INSANE IDEAS (6532)        2   0  0 100.   8/20 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          3  3 1
 9/ 0*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)     2   0  0 100.   9/28 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      3  3 0
10/16*4 LETTER GANGS (6020)      2   0  0 100.  10/ 9 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          3  6 0
11/17*MIDDLECREEK (5357)         2   0  0 100.  11/26*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 3  7 0
12/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 1 (7588)  1   0  1 100.  12/47*071406F (7541)            2  0 1
13/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 33 (6574)       1   0  1 100.  13/52*HEAVY METAL (6838)        2  0 1
14/ 0*DANNYS TRASH (6209)        1   0  1 100.  14/45*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     2  0 0
15/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412)          1   0  0 100.  15/49*071406G (7542)            2  0 0
16/ 0*TWIN SANITY (7534)         1   0  0 100.  16/85*071406O (7544)            2  0 0
17- 9*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)    1   0  0 100.  17/35*071406S (7546)            2  0 0
18/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592)  1   0  0 100.  18/39*REVENGE, INC. (7573)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*F WORDS (7622)             1   0  0 100.  19-16*KINKIER STUFF (7634)      2  0 0
20-12*TRIBUTE! (7675)            1   0  0 100.  20/37*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       2  0 0
21/ 0*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)   1   0  0 100.  21-11*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676) 2  0 0
22/ 0*THAT TEAM III (6377)       1   0  0 100.  22/56*OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     2  0 0
23/ 0*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)    1   0  0 100.  23/59 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      2  0 0
24/ 0*LUROCIANS LII (5222)       1   0  0 100.  24/53*INSANE IDEAS (6532)       2  0 0
25/19 012006H (6914)             9   1  0 90.0  25-14*WATCHER (6624)            2  0 0
26-18 DISAPPOINTING (6892)       9   1  0 90.0  26/61*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   2  0 0
27-20*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         6   1  0 85.7  27/63*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    2  0 0
28/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019)  5   1  0 83.3  28/58 012006B (6908)            2  0 0
29-21*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266)  5   1  0 83.3  29/15 012006H (6914)            2  0 0
30-22 TEMPE -05 (5575)          13   3  2 81.3  30/54*TUM TEACHES (6916)        2  0 0
31/24 IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)    8   2  0 80.0  31/13*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      2  0 0
32/28*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   4   1  0 80.0  32/73 DM OWNS YOU (6076)        2  0 0
33/30*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)   4   1  0 80.0  33/65 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    2  0 0
34-23*WATCHER (6624)             4   1  0 80.0  34/70*ACID REFLUX (6344)        2  0 0
35/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025)  4   1  0 80.0  35/72*4 LETTER GANGS (6020)     2  0 0
36/31*ACID REFLUX (6344)         4   1  0 80.0  36/77*MIDDLECREEK (5357)        2  0 0
37/27*TUM TEACHES (6916)         7   2  0 77.8  37- 4 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 2  0 0
38/ 0 4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   10   3  0 76.9  38/98 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    2  1 0
39-26*DUNGEON CELL (6855)        9   3  0 75.0  39/19*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    2  1 0
40/34*PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)       6   2  0 75.0  40/84*OLD SCHOOL (7080)         2  2 1
41/41*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    3   1  0 75.0  05/105*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   2  2 0
42/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7014)  3   1  0 75.0  42- 8 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    2  2 0
43-29*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)   3   1  0 75.0  43-24*ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      2  3 0
44-32*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)     3   1  0 75.0  23/123*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   2  3 0
45/58*GOTTA DO IT (7076)         5   2  0 71.4  45/23 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    2  5 0
46/38 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)       9   4  0 69.2  46/10 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     2  7 0
47/46 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 10   5  1 66.7  47/25*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     2  8 0
48/33 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046)  8   4  0 66.7  48-30*071406V (7549)            1  0 1
49/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741)  6   3  2 66.7  49/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 1 (7588) 1  0 1
50-39*KINKIER STUFF (7634)       4   2  1 66.7  50/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 33 (6574)      1  0 1
51/56*SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)      4   2  0 66.7  51/ 0*DANNYS TRASH (6209)       1  0 1
52/55*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)        4   2  0 66.7  52-32*TEAM ONE (602)            1  0 1
53/87*071406G (7542)             2   1  0 66.7  53-48*TRIBUTE! (7675)           1  0 0
54-40*JOHN WAYNE (7170)          2   1  0 66.7  54/ 0*F WORDS (7622)            1  0 0
55/86*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)        2   1  0 66.7  55-43*JOHN WAYNE (7170)         1  0 0
56/ 4*071406R (7545)             2   1  0 66.7  20/120*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  1  0 0
57/85*071406S (7546)             2   1  0 66.7  57/ 0*TWIN SANITY (7534)        1  0 0
58/ 5*071406T (7547)             2   1  0 66.7  58-38*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   1  0 0
59-42*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)    2   1  0 66.7  59/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412)         1  0 0
60/ 0*DARK TOADS 05O (5499)      2   1  0 66.7  60/ 0*INQUISITION 06B9 (7369)   1  0 0
61/52 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      17  10  2 63.0  61/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 1  0 0
62-48 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       10   6  0 62.5  62/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    1  0 0
63/62*071406O (7544)             5   3  0 62.5  63/ 0*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  1  0 0
64/59 DM OWNS YOU (6076)         8   5  0 61.5  64-57 DISAPPOINTING (6892)      1  0 0
65-53 MY BATHROOM (7089)        12   8  0 60.0  65/ 0*THAT TEAM III (6377)      1  0 0
66/47 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 12   8  0 60.0  66/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 1  0 0
67/66 PHANTOM FORCE (6841)       6   4  0 60.0  67-62 I'M A MUPPET (6503)       1  0 0
68/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6742)  3   2  1 60.0  68/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 1  0 0
69-54*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)    3   2  0 60.0  69/55*THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  1  0 0
70/64 COLOR TUNES (5502)        28  20  1 58.3  70/ 0*RED MEAT X (6388)         1  0 0
71-60 DATING A FROG (6015)       8   6  1 57.1  71/ 0*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    1  0 0
72-61 GO1 (1976)                 8   6  1 57.1  72/ 0*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   1  0 0
73/51 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)         8   6  0 57.1  73-71 DATING A FROG (6015)      1  0 0
74/78*071406F (7541)             4   3  1 57.1  74-64 TEMPE -05 (5575)          1  0 0
75/68 4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    10   8  0 55.6  75/74 IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   1  0 0
76/49*012006E (6911)             5   4  0 55.6  76-91 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 1  0 0
77/76 012006B (6908)             6   5  0 54.5  77/ 0 4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   1  0 0
78/ 0 GWAR (1021)              107  91  9 54.0  78/ 0*LUROCIANS LII (5222)      1  0 0
79/73 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)     7   6  1 53.8  79/ 0*DARK TOADS 05O (5499)     1  0 0
80/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 86  77  5 52.8  80-78*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266) 1  0 0
81/71 NO RESPECT II (5484)      13  12  0 52.0  81/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/91 MID-LIFE (4267)            8   8  0 50.0  82-95 GO1 (1976)                1  0 0
83-74 I'M (5211)                 6   6  0 50.0  83/34*071406R (7545)            1  1 0
84/77*OLD SCHOOL (7080)          4   4  1 50.0  84/40*TRANSITORY (7630)         1  1 0
85/57*071406N (7543)             3   3  0 50.0  85/51*10/25/06E (7690)          1  1 0
86/80*THE NEPHEW (7198)          3   3  0 50.0  17/117*ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       1  1 0
49/149*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)    2   2  0 50.0  24/124*071406AA (7551)           1  1 0
88/ 0*COMPENSATING (6893)        2   2  0 50.0  88/41*THE BENDS (7227)          1  1 0
26/126*OFTEN IMITATED (7079)      2   2  0 50.0  18/118*NO REGRETS (7179)         1  1 0
90/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6175)  2   2  0 50.0  90/36*071406T (7547)            1  1 0
91/ 0*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   2  0 50.0  91/50*10/25/06B (7687)          1  1 0
92/44*LANNISTER TOADS (2596)     2   2  0 50.0  41/141*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   1  1 0
93-84*071406Z (7550)             1   1  1 50.0  31/131 PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      1  1 0
94/ 8*THE BENDS (7227)           1   1  0 50.0  94/87 SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 1  1 0
95/ 7*10/25/06E (7690)           1   1  0 50.0  95/ 0*BIG TEN (6982)            1  1 0
58/158*071406AA (7551)            1   1  0 50.0  96/66*MALAPROPISMS (5779)       1  1 0
97/ 0*LUROCIANS4 TEM06 (7266)    1   1  0 50.0  97-27 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  1 0
98/11*TRANSITORY (7630)          1   1  0 50.0  44/144*I'M RICH WITH (6004)      1  1 0
54/154*NO REGRETS (7179)          1   1  0 50.0  45/145 STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    1  1 0
00/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7425)  1   1  0 50.0  00- 5*PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    1  1 0
01/13*10/25/06B (7687)           1   1  0 50.0  01/76 THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 1  1 0
02/ 0*BIG TEN (6982)             1   1  0 50.0  54/154 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  1 0
63/163*I'M RICH WITH (6004)       1   1  0 50.0  57/157 MID-LIFE (4267)           1  1 0
04/70 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          39  42  1 48.1  04/ 0*BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  2 0
05/89 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      57  62  1 47.9  05/96 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        1  2 0
06/90 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)    9  10  0 47.4  06/17 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  2 0
07-92 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       55  63  5 46.6  07/ 0*FIVE & DIME (4988)        1  2 0
08/ 0*THAT SUCKS! (21)           6   7  1 46.2  08/ 0 GWAR (1021)               1  2 0
09-94 PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343)  6   7  0 46.2  09/109 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   1  3 0
10/75 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)      5   6  1 45.5  10/99*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 1  3 0
11-97 TITLE OF RECORD (6062)     5   6  0 45.5  08/108 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   1  4 0
12/95 SLAP SHOT (4036)          29  35  1 45.3  12-29 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    1  4 0
13/113*4 LETTER PLACES (6643)     4   5  0 44.4  04/104 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   1  5 0
14/79*MALAPROPISMS (5779)        3   4  0 42.9  01/101*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   0  6 0
01/101 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          31  42  2 42.5  03/103 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  5 0
11/111 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    12  17  1 41.4  06/106 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     0  3 0
04-104 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        4   6  0 40.0  07/107*TALENTS (6895)            0  3 0
18/99 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    4   6  0 40.0  18/97*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      0  3 0
57/157*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)    2   3  0 40.0  59/159 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     0  3 0
39/139*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)    2   3  0 40.0  11/111 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         0  3 0
10-110*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)     2   3  0 40.0  25/125*071406U (7548)            0  2 0
12/112 KAOS (7662)               22  34  1 39.3  19/119*071406N (7543)            0  2 0
00/100*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071)  3   5  0 37.5  21/121*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   0  2 0
14-114 INQUISITION PHL030 (3307) 16  27  0 37.2  24/88*012006E (6911)            0  2 0
15-115 VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    82 139  6 37.1  25/89 THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 0  2 0
16-116 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)     8  14  0 36.4  34/134*SAMS (6876)               0  2 0
20/120 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     26  48  1 35.1  27/94*M.I.A. (5344)             0  2 0
21/121 POWER PLAY (4037)         30  57  0 34.5  53/153 SLAP SHOT (4036)          0  2 0
17/117 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   4   8  0 33.3  00-100 FEAR FACTORY (1016)       0  2 0
30/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     1   2  0 33.3  30/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7425) 0  1 0
24-124*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      1   2  0 33.3  31/ 0*KELLUMBO'X K 06-81 (7656) 0  1 0
32/ 0*BIG TEN 3 (6980)           1   2  0 33.3  32/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 1 (7173)   0  1 0
33/ 0*FIVE & DIME (4988)         1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0*INQUISITION 06B15 (7375)  0  1 0
34/ 0*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)     1   2  0 33.3  16-116*HOBBIES (7231)            0  1 0
29-129 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       10  21  1 32.3  35/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 0  1 0
28/128 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     39  82  6 32.2  36/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 1 (7629) 0  1 0
30-130*ARCANE ANGELS (7695)       8  18  0 30.8  37/ 0*LUROCIANS4 TEM06 (7266)   0  1 0
08/108*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)  3   7  0 30.0  12-112*071406Z (7550)            0  1 0
39/ 0 INQUISITION PHL030 (3306)  3   7  0 30.0  27-127*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0  1 0
31/131 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    10  24  0 29.4  26-126*10/25/06D (7689)          0  1 0
22/122*071406U (7548)             2   5  0 28.6  14-114*TEAM 9 III (7428)         0  1 0
32/132 NUMBERS 11 (2726)          9  23  0 28.1  28-128*ABSTRACTION (7691)        0  1 0
35-135*FATAL VISION (1060)        1   3  1 25.0  33-133 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       0  1 0
23/123*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    1   3  0 25.0  44/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
25/125*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       1   3  0 25.0  32-132*DUNGEON CELL (6855)       0  1 0
27/127*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)  1   3  0 25.0  46/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6742) 0  1 0
47/88*M.I.A. (5344)              1   3  0 25.0  47/ 0*MY FINGER (7113)          0  1 0
48/ 0*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      1   3  0 25.0  30-130*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  0  1 0
40/140 ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    10  41  0 19.6  49/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7014) 0  1 0
42/142 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)    9  40  1 18.4  40-140*AS YOU WISH (7075)        0  1 0
51/ 0 GOTTA LOVE (5756)          2   9  0 18.2  37-137*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   0  1 0
41/141*TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)      5  24  0 17.2  39-139*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     0  1 0
44/144 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)    7  36  1 16.3  53/ 0*COMPENSATING (6893)       0  1 0
54/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 1 (7173)    1   6  0 14.3  29-129 MY BATHROOM (7089)        0  1 0
46/146 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   0  23  0  0.0  55/ 0*CHUCKLEHEAD FIVE (7107)   0  1 0
47/147*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)    0  14  0  0.0  56/ 0 GOTTA LOVE (5756)         0  1 0
50/150*TALENTS (6895)             0   3  0  0.0  48-148*HI VOLTAGE! (5826)        0  1 0
61/161*SAMS (6876)                0   2  0  0.0  49-149 TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    0  1 0
51-151*AS YOU WISH (7075)         0   2  0  0.0  59/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6175) 0  1 0
60/ 0*KELLUMBO'X K 06-81 (7656)  0   1  0  0.0  60-93*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        0  1 0
61/ 0*PERFECTION QUEST 1 (7629)  0   1  0  0.0  61/75 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  1 0
62/ 0*INQUISITION 06B15 (7375)   0   1  0  0.0  51-151 I'M (5211)                0  1 0
56-156*TEAM 9 III (7428)          0   1  0  0.0  63/ 0*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
55-155*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  0   1  0  0.0  64/ 0*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    0  1 0
59-159*10/25/06D (7689)           0   1  0  0.0  55/155*INQUISITION 2004 1 (4071) 0  1 0
53-153*HOBBIES (7231)             0   1  0  0.0  58-158*FORGOTTEN PIMPS (3204)    0  1 0
60-160*ABSTRACTION (7691)         0   1  0  0.0  67/ 0 INQUISITION PHL030 (3306) 0  1 0
68/ 0*CHUCKLEHEAD FIVE (7107)    0   1  0  0.0  68/81 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   0  1 0
69/ 0*MY FINGER (7113)           0   1  0  0.0  63-163*FATAL VISION (1060)       0  1 0
62-162*HI VOLTAGE! (5826)         0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*THAT SUCKS! (21)          0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see 
what's new.  NO RESPECT II had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 3rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOTTA DO IT really go up 
by 80?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NUMBERS 6 had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 8th team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did ANCIENT LORDS really go up by 19?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STUFF URBANE MINES had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-4-0 and wound up as 11th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did 071406F really go up by 35?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  HEAVY METAL had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did SEEN IT 
BEFORE really go up by 31?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  071406G had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and 
wound up as 15th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 071406O really go up by 69?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  071406S had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 17th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did REVENGE, INC. really go up by 21?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  CAVEMAN CREW had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 20th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did OFTEN IMITATED really go up by 34?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ANIMAL'S FARM had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 23rd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
INSANE IDEAS really go up by 29?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  UNFORTUNATE HAIR had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 26th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 4 LETTER PLACES 
really go up by 36?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
012006B had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
28th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--012006H got 1-0-0 and 
dropped 14.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
TUM TEACHES really go up by 24?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in PSYCHOSTICK!! again!  
Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  DM OWNS YOU had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 32nd team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did 4-LETTER ERRORS really go up by 32?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ACID REFLUX had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 34th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did 4 LETTER GANGS really go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MIDDLECREEK had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 36th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
DUNGEON CELL 24 really go up by 60?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  LANNISTER 
TOADS dropped 20, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  OLD SCHOOL 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-1-0 and wound up as 40th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 really go up by 64?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-2-0 and wound up as 44th team!  See if 
I even talk to any of those losers in ANOTHER PLACE 2 again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-3-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--DISTANT BREEZE got 1-2-0 and dropped 36.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  TITANS 
RIP-OFF dropped 22, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did INQUISITION 06B17 really go up by 64?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in THE INQUISITION 5 again!  Didja see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta 
won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--071406R got 
0-1-0 and dropped 49.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how 
far can one team drop in one round?  TRANSITORY dropped 44, which I think's more than 
all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--10/25/06E got 0-1-0 and dropped 34.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
ORANGE CRUSH had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound 
up as 86th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 071406AA really go up by 37?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of 
those losers in THE BENDS again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won 
a lotta fights!  NO REGRETS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 89th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--071406T got 0-1-0 and dropped 54.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  10/25/06B dropped 41, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 4 LETTER 
WEATHER really go up by 49?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  PHANTOM FORCE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 
and wound up as 93rd team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in MALAPROPISMS 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did I'M RICH WITH really go up by 46?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STUFF MARK SAYS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 99th team!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--THAT SPECIAL SMELL got 0-1-0 and dropped 25.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did POWER PLAY 
really go up by 52?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
MID-LIFE had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 103rd team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  DUNGEON CELL 21 
dropped 89, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 dropped 13, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ 
got 0-2-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  SAPHIRE DREAM dropped 21, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOLDEN KNIGHTS 
really go up by 40?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
See if I even talk to any of those losers in 012006E again!  Didja see where they got 
0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--THE FROGS ARE LOUD got 0-1-0 and dropped 36.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  M.I.A. dropped 33, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  SLAP SHOT had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 128th team!  See if I 
even talk to any of those losers in ATTACKO/TCLONES05 again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  One team deserves special mention 
'cause they moved up 2 after going 3-1-1.  Keep it up, ANIMAL PLANET!  MVP award for 
JERICHO?  DARK TOADS 04H's proud of him after beating PANIC! and getting 39 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  2804's match with A-CLYPSE cost him a loss of 17 
points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome PUMPING ON STEELE.  Aren't NO RESPECT II proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  4 LETTER ANIMALS was the most avoided team.  Is a 
2-1-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what LANNISTER TOADS' been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 4 LETTER ANIMALS, that's fer sher.  
Like, is 2301 popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  He's 
got a 9-23-0, is that good?  CYAN must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  He challenged SECOND GUESS.  14 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what 
they tell me.) I thought CYAN showed great skill and promise when he was overcame by 
SECOND GUESS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many 
people were snickering when KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK killed DR PEPPER.  So he had a 3-7-0, 
that's no excuse!  SUPERIOR FORCES 5701 figured it was better to let ERROR kill 
BALADAR unpunished, and not worry about getting nailed again!  Hey you guys, don't 
you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write 
for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  DWES EG is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUMPING ON STEELE 33221      13  12    109         NO RESPECT II (5484)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THIS ROLLUP 41311             9   1    124         DISAPPOINTING (6892)      
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319       15   5    108         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-ROOM 282 33685               13   3  2 106         TEMPE -05 (5575)          
 YELLOW DEUCE COUPE 33317     12   3  1 105         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 FRYV DARKSHADE 45577         11  14  1  92         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        17  20  1  89         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 ELMO 33375                   10   3     86         4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)   
 1104 17782                   14  17  1  85         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-GROVER 39077                 10   6     84         I'M A MUPPET (6503)       
-ONE MAN ARMY 28261            8   4     81         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 (4603)    
-ONE-EYED BILL 4490            2   0  1  81         TEAM ONE (602)            
 GANGRENE 30731               12   8     79         THAT SPECIAL SMELL (5042) 
 SEATTLE SLEW 41468            9   3  1  77         SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
 ASIAN STYLE 36833             8   2     77         IT'S ALL GOOD 03 (6085)   
 TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146     6   2     77         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
 POOR OLD TOM 7154            10   2  2  76         GWAR (1021)               
 GITARIOS 45618               10  12     76         KAOS (7662)               
 PRISONER 0103 33733          10  24     75         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 BANSHEE 40978                 6   4     74         PHANTOM FORCE (6841)      
 GAFF 34939                   10   8     73         4-LETTER ERRORS (5749)    
 WEAKSAUCE 41419               9   1     69         012006H (6914)            
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788         6   5     69         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UH-OH 33703                   7   6  1  66         STUFF MARK SAYS (5578)    
-HAIRY TUB 42400              11   6     65         MY BATHROOM (7089)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WEBBED BEAUS 36458            8   6  1  65         DATING A FROG (6015)      
 KICK INTHE TEETH 7173         7   8  2  65         GWAR (1021)               
 2301 17798                    9  23     64         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
 PRISONER 0118 33748           7  15     64         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 SUPERIOR COURSES 41432        7   2     64         TUM TEACHES (6916)        
 BLUELINER 25217              13   6     63         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 SHUT UP!!! 42150              8   4     63         THE FROGS ARE LOUD (7046) 
 GIRLS? 26412                  8   8     62         MID-LIFE (4267)           
 A-CLYPSE 45602               10  12     61         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 BEAVER 39056                  9   4     61         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 ARLO 41392                    6   5     61         012006B (6908)            
-FAUREON 39810                 4   1     60         WATCHER (6624)            
 KIRIN 42087                   4   1     60         THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)  
 SHADOW ANGEL 45588           10   9     57         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANSAS CITY 35995             7   7     56         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
 MEGA SCUM 45615               6   1     56         KAOS (7662)               
-CO2 13459                     5   4  1  56         GO1 (1976)                
 GUAM 39923                    4   5     56         4 LETTER PLACES (6643)    
 PET PSYCHIC 24215             5   2  1  55         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK 44847     4   3  1  55         071406F (7541)            
 SALEM 42046                   4   1     55         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7025)
 DARNESHA 42015                5   1     54         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
 MOTHER IN LAW 125             4   5  1  54         THAT SUCKS! (21)          
-PRISONER 007 41051            6   3     53         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
 HOLY GRAIL 41963              8   6     52         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
 SPARKLY 41405                 5   3     52         012006E (6911)            
 TYRANNOSAURUS MEX 38202       4   1     50         ACID REFLUX (6344)        
-JOB 38090                     6   1     49         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
-WEBBED TOES 38943             3   1     49         DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  
 PHLEGM 34975                  2   9     49         GOTTA LOVE (5756)         
-SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404    5   1     48         LBA:  SPEILBERG FAN (4266)
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155           5   7     48         GWAR (1021)               
 FOXXY LOVE 44024              3   5     48         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
 KNIGHT LORD 23206             3   3     48         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
-J.L. SEAGULL 2676            10  11     47         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           4   8     47         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 SIBERIAN 19453                4   6     46         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   
 8-TRACK 42344                 3   1  1  46         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
-GUILE 38198                   6   7     45         PERFECTION QUEST 6 (6343) 
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613          5   7     44         KAOS (7662)               
 LOTSA CHOCOLATE 44866         5   3     44         071406O (7544)            
 TRIP 25413                    3   5     43         INQUISITION 2004 14 (4071)
 UNGA BUNGA 43063              2   1     42         CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       
 BLOWS 40784                   2   3     41         4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   
-RETIRED 31614                 6   6     40         I'M (5211)                
 PRINCESS JAMIE 40425          3   2  1  40         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 EAR 39911                     3   1     40         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 GUAARDIAN E 37288             2   2     40         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL4 (6175)
 DEVIL CHILD 43010             2   1     40         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
-I WILL LEAD YOU 36705         5   6     39         TITLE OF RECORD (6062)    
 SHREDDER 40963                2   0  1  39         HEAVY METAL (6838)        
 JERICHO 27096                 1   0     39         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
-ASPARAGUS 38983               4   6     38         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 CECIL BOLTON 42248            4   4     38         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
 VAINGOR 40429                 3   2  1  38         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6742)
 DARK KNIGHT 40924             3   4  1  38         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
 DARK WOLF 41180               5   3     37         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
-KNEE JERK 45410               4   1  1  37         KINKIER STUFF (7634)      
 SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          4   1     35         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
-LILAC 2672                    8   9  1  34         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
 PIGGISH IS FUN 44857          3   3     34         071406N (7543)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORSCHE 41317                 2   2     34         COMPENSATING (6893)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED FISSION 43050             4   2     33         SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     
 MENTAL RETALIATION 35089      3   4     33         MALAPROPISMS (5779)       
 RUN ME ONCE 42326             2   1     33         GOTTA DO IT (7076)        
-DEER 40773                    2   1     33         4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   
 DING, DONG 44853              2   1     33         071406G (7542)            
 PINK EYE 33346                1   2     33         COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569         5   5     32         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-SOULTAKER 45716               2   0     31         FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE I (7676)
-BSG R0X0RZ 44888              3   0  1  30         071406V (7549)            
 COPY OF A COPY 42342          2   2     30         OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     
 KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902       1   1     30         071406AA (7551)           
 JOHN HENDERSON 43814          4   2     29         ORANGE CRUSH (7352)       
 TYRION 17050                  2   2     29         LANNISTER TOADS (2596)    
 VITO BERTOLDO 41532           5   6  1  28         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 STRING THEORY 39286           2   0     28         INSANE IDEAS (6532)       
 ORPHEUS 33300                 2   1     28         DARK TOADS 05O (5499)     
 CAT FOOD 44876                2   1     27         071406S (7546)            
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565         5   6     26         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 RUN ME TWICE 42327            3   1     26         GOTTA DO IT (7076)        
 RAWHIDE 43894                 2   0     26         INQUISITION 06B9 (7369)   
 SOLDIER 2 42247               5   6     25         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
-CLAY PIGEON 4916              3   5  1  24         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANNELTON 36010               1   2     22         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-FAERJAN SKORAS 45836          3   3     21         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 RON TITAN 44387               3   4     21         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 RETRIBUTION 45034             2   0     21         REVENGE, INC. (7573)      
 SAV A LOT 44868               2   1     21         071406R (7545)            
 1MAN 36486                    2   0     21         4 LETTER GANGS (6020)     
 TWEENER 32416                 2   1     21         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
 ALGAE 41062                   1   0     21         LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   
 SCOOTER 40882                 1   2     21         DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    
 ELRICH 31667                  1   0     21         LUROCIANS LII (5222)      
 ECHO 41057                    2   0     20         LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    
 POOL 32496                    2   0     20         MIDDLECREEK (5357)        
 GALTAR 44221                  1   1     20         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7425)
-THE DUKE! 42859               1   1     20         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
 STUCK TO THE COUCH 44879      2   1     19         071406T (7547)            
 INSPECTED BY #12 38433        2   0     19         RED MEAT X (6388)         
-EGGS 40779                    1   2     19         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
 SECOND GUESS 42912            1   1     19         NO REGRETS (7179)         
 DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 35329       1   2     19         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
 PHREAK 45350                  1   0     19         F WORDS (7622)            
-LITTLE BUDDY 45711            1   0     19         TRIBUTE! (7675)           
-COFFEE GROUNDS 45801          0   1     19         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
-EATING MY FEET 41328          0   1     19         TALENTS (6895)            
 MASSIVE GOAT 43925            0   1     19         INQUISITION 06B15 (7375)  
 SUPER GIDDY 45782             1   1     18         10/25/06B (7687)          
 BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE 41325     0   2     18         TALENTS (6895)            
-YOU WANT PAIN 42318           0   2     18         AS YOU WISH (7075)        
 CROC FILES 45704              2   0     17         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-SPLASH OF EARWAX 44893        1   1  1  17         071406Z (7550)            
 UTOPIA 37461                  1   0  1  17         DANNYS TRASH (6209)       
 LITTLEST TYRANT 43009         1   2     17         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
 COSTUME JEWELRY 30430         1   0     17         FIVE & DIME (4988)        
 NEO CORTEX 44784              1   0     17         TWIN SANITY (7534)        
 CYAN 42183                    1   3     16         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
 THE RISING 43100              1   3     16         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
 ANIMAL COPS 24217             2   2  1  15         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796         1   0     15         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 LAS VEGAS 38215               1   2     15         ANOTHER PLACE 2 (5945)    
 TRANSFIX 45389                1   1     14         TRANSITORY (7630)         
 INGROWN HAIRS 36397           1   1     14         I'M RICH WITH (6004)      
-TROY 38108                    1   1     14         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
 EAT MY FURY 45798             1   1     14         10/25/06E (7690)          
-COTTON MILL 36125             2   5     13         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-KYEVERA LUERTEN 45837         3   3     12         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 BOF 44155                     1   0     12         JOES TRASH (7412)         
 SINGAPORE SLING 45758         1   0     12         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   
 MITHRIL 45401                 1   1     12         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 HI-FI 42343                   1   3     12         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
 ELEKTRA 39513                 1   0  1  11         BRAIN FOOD 33 (6574)      
 REPULSE 45161                 1   0  1  11         PERFECTION QUEST 12 (7588)
 CLAY 45400                    1   1     11         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 THAT GUY 38378                1   0     11         THAT TEAM III (6377)      
 BLOODY MARY 45755             0   1     11         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   
-ROCKY POINT 38104             2   0     10         PERRY COUNTY II (6325)    
-TOY HORSEY 45013              1   0     10         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 HELENA 45181                  1   0     10         KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 
-SOLTAN  HELLER 45834          2   0      9         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 WAITIN 4 U 41086              1   0      9         LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  
-ENTRANA 45405                 1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 BOILERMAKER 41804             1   0      9         BIG TEN (6982)            
-RIMMINGTON 45403              1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-FALADOR 45404                 1   0      9         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 KAMIKAZE 45754                1   0      9         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   
 GROUPY SMURF 45751            1   0      9         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   
 PLANET TELEX 43168            1   1      8         THE BENDS (7227)          
-SUPPOSABLE THUMBS 45792       0   1      7         10/25/06D (7689)          
 ST RIKER 43367                0   1      7         LUROCIANS4 TEM06 (7266)   
-RHYME JONES 35359             0   1      7         HI VOLTAGE! (5826)        
-HUGS MAW 44237                0   1      7         TEAM 9 III (7428)         
-SOMEBODYWASME! 35328          0   1      7         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
-SLEEPING 43186                0   1      7         HOBBIES (7231)            
-POPE BOB 43134                0   1      7         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 
-RELLEKA 45406                 0   1      7         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 PANIC! 45532                  0   1      7         KELLUMBO'X K 06-81 (7656) 
 EMERALD 45402                 1   1      6         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 WINTER BREW 41232             0   2      6         SAMS (6876)               
 LHI'S ETHICS 32397            0   2      6         M.I.A. (5344)             
 PET STARS 33952               1   2      5         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 SHIELD 45741                  1   0      5         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   
 FUNDRAISING SMURF 45750       1   0      5         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   
-IARYO FELUNNDA 45838          0   5      5         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 WOLVERINE 41795               0   1      5         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 DEVONA 41992                  0   1      5         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7014)
 BEEF CHUCK 42512              0   1      5         CHUCKLEHEAD FIVE (7107)   
 PEACE 44361                   0   1      5         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   
-TRILLA LILLEIR 45833          0   4      4         ARCANE ANGELS (7695)      
 COAL 45399                    0   2      4         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 GOLD 45398                    0   2      4         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983       1   0      3         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 HAWKEYE 41798                 0   1      3         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 MAI TAI 45757                 0   1      3         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   
 HOOSIER 41808                 0   1      3         BIG TEN (6982)            
 GEORGE TITAN 45345            0   1      3         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-CECILIA LIND 45705            0   2      2         VAGABOND VANDALS (373)    
 LARRY TITAN 45748             0   2      2         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 BUBBLE GUM 30431              0   1      1         FIVE & DIME (4988)        
-SLENDER 45605                 0   1      1         KAOS (7662)               
 COMIC BOOK 30432              0   1      1         FIVE & DIME (4988)        
-AL KHARID 45407               0   1      1         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUG TITAN 45846              0   1      1         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0                        REPULSE 45161         187  NONE
I HATE ZEUS 44886       2  5   071406U 7548         SHREDDER 40963        187   
THE MUD HOLE 46001      0  1   ANOTHER PLACE 2 5945 SHEWISH GIANT         187  NONE
LEOPOLD 44751           2  2 1 FAR FAR AWAY 7529    FRANCES 38553         184   
SHAGGY WOLF 45746       0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3325  STONE GOLEM           187  NONE
WEISS 44987             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  7173 BANDIT PRINCE         187  NONE
BLAAH 45977             0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 HIGH ELF              187  NONE
YICK 45976              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6832 DARK CHAMPION         187  NONE
BLAH 45982              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  3696 WURM KIN              187  NONE
RAPIER 45742            0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  6874 HIGH ELF              187  NONE
SHAA 45970              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  7453 SPYMASTER             187  NONE
WAAH 45971              0  1   GOLDEN KNIGHTS  7453 SPYMASTER             187  NONE
E 34085                 1  8   INQUISITION 120 5650 SWEET CHERRY 38563    184   
THE DAZZLER 25453       2  2 1 INQUISITION 200 4079 PET PSYCHIC 24215     183  NOT REVENGED
DR PEPPER 21042         3  7   INQUISITION PHL 3306 KNOCK, KNOCK, K 44847 187   
MANAGER'S MORAL 32393   1  1   M.I.A. 5344          UTOPIA 37461          187   
THE CUTICLE 42543       0  1   MY FINGER 7113       ELEKTRA 39513         187   
SIDEWINDER 45386        0  1   PERFECTION QUES 7629 ANIMAL COPS 24217     187   
SLAP SHOT 34796        10 10   POWER PLAY 4037      2804 17776            186   
BALADAR 37962           5  2   SUPERIOR FORCES 6303 UGAMUGGAH 41228       183  NOT REVENGED
BOB TITAN 44390         2  4   TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  STONE GOLEM           187  NONE
WICKED REWARD 2674      6 10   VAGABOND VANDALS 373 BITTER EMPLOYEE 37737 183  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone.  I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5.  Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

10 November 2006
     The Quest of the Best has come to an end.  Dark Knight Toker, host of the Quest,
wants to proclaim the Ultimate Victor and give a listing of prize winners.
     Lady Fern and her Flower Girls of the Consortium are the Ultimate Victors of the
Quest.  Well fought and there's nothing like coming from behind to leave us all in
the dust.  Can't wait to see you defend your title! (wink)
     Here is a complete list of managers who placed in prize positions:

1)  Lady Fern, mgr. Flower Girls
2)  Le Pentarque, mgr. Blood & Guts!
3)  Crip, mgr. Otto's Parts
4)  D.K. Heathen Hatebred, mgr. Odin's Chosen
5)  Ghab, mgr. Assassin Nation
6)  Fanthayne, mgr. Dark Raiders
7)  D.K. Toker, mgr. Silver Knights
8)  D.K. Wasby, mgr. Bronze Knights
9)  The Expatriate, mgr. Bleak Legion
10) Still the Distilled, mgr. Springborne Fair

     Thanks to all that had the gall to show up, but I really want to thank the
managers that had the mettle to survive and not run when they started getting their
butt handed to them.
                                                           Respect to All.
                                                           Quest #1 host,
                                                           Dark Knight Toker

14 November 2006
                                      A Tale of
                        Fusion Confusion Delusion Revolution
                                     as told by
                                Hammer the WordSmith

     SomeWhere Beyond ElseWhere and ElseWhen a hooded figure brooded upon the
lingering wisps of memory from days gone by.
     From the howling sands to the sanding howls the streams of thought bubbled and
flowed, winding endlessly entwined within the darkest recesses and lightest resources
of the learned and unlearned disciplines of managerial mayhem and manipulation.
     Nameless faces and faceless names floated in the swirling mists of madness
embalmed within the memories of one who knew he did not know how far reaching the
influences [both positive and negative] had rooted and flowered in the march of time
and energy expended in the historical markings of gladiatorial essence and excellence
experience.
     The tamed and the untamed coupled with the named and the unnamed resources that
spilt their sweat and blood on the sands of arenas both known and unknown had
metamorphosed into the dreamings and the schemings of the fadings of jadings and
paradings [in both public and private] amongst the elite and the indiscreet
posturings and babblings of managers becoming legends in their own minds and times.
     Hammer pondered upon beginnings and the seemingly endless myriad of endings
possibly possible among the interspersed and intertwined impossible possibilities
presently past and future.
     Echoing and reechoing in the vast depths and countless compartments along the
corridors of his mind, Hammer played and replayed the glories shared and dared in the
sixty-plus stabled arena on fabled Noblish Island DM 93.
     The training had been all too brief, but the competition generated by the multi
faceted personages inhabiting DM 93 and the sheer multitude of numbers had forever
instilled themselves in the heart and soul of the veteran manager [Hammer]; insomuch
that the migration to Niatoli Island DM 33 triggered the desire to emulate the glory
and the grandeur of the spectacle of stables vying for recognition from among the
virtually numberless no-name newbies making names for themselves as they numbered
their stables and accomplishments for all to see and behold, to the song and the
sound of the sight of clashing cold cruel steel simmering the flesh of gallant
gladiators consumed by the gory and the glory of crossing blades with the superior
and the inferior within the interior of Greywand's Global Gladiatorial Galaxy.
     Far far ago and long long away had many abandoned hope for a return to the
reminiscences revered by so many managers; predating even the generations of
gladiators graduating from Noblish Island and the years of yore and gore and
gallantry before.
     Rumblings and mumblings of a renovation rejuvenating the reflexes of managers
numbed by the numberless trysts of tourney tarnished stables began revolutionizing
the very fabric of time and space and time-honored tradition throughout the ranks of
visionary newbies and volatile veterans alike and dislike.
     History was being shaken to the core of the gore as glory and grandeur responded
to the revelry reverie revelations and reveille revolutionizing the creation of a new
arena in the making; populated by No-Tourney Warriors and Full Stable Participants
pledging to forge a new vision version of "The Fiercest and Best" for crossing blades
and crosser banter in the personal ads and team spotlight tomes.
     Now was the time for Hammer to emerge and once again merge his talent among the
gifted and grifted; answering the call to assemble the drifted [and to directly
divulge and converge with the dozens] for the destiny of destructive denizens
determined to build a new legacy upon the all-but-forgotten ashes of the old and
olden legends of times lost.
         [TIME JUMP]
     Hammer sifted the sands in the dead of night in the desert reaches [located
SomeWhere BeYond ElseWhere and ElseWhen] to discover 5 gladiators not tourney worthy,
yet interesting enough to begin their careers in a No-Tourney Arena!
     "They need not be dispatched to the Dark Arena," the veteran manager mused as he
sorted through paperwork long discarded and vaguely forgotten, "because there is
nothing like a good Blood Feud to provide inspiration for writing personal ads in the
arena newsletter! Besides, there are times when the replacement for a warrior wounded
mortally on the arena sands fares much better than the one exchanged from Torch
Light!"
     Fights by Torch Light were certainly deemed unnecessary as Hammer had already
deduced that a number of determined stables would undoubtedly congregate with High
Octane Warriors under the guidance of Higher Octane Managers to populate and
depopulate the new No-Tourney Arena currently under construction in DM 81.
     Fortunately his feeble foray into the desert would yield somewhat suitable
candidates for the newfound purposes Hammer had in mind.
     From among the candidates to be found Hammer would be rewarded in time by
BLOODFEUDS and REPLACEMENT WARRIORS aplenty!
     Deep into the night Hammer searched and searched until five not-so-promising
stables were uncovered in the waning hours before dawn.
     Ripper discards were scattered far and wide, but this was not the time or the
hour to let sentimental views cloud the issue at hand.  Future events would lend
themselves to a suitable Ripper replacement, especially with the prospects Hammer was
now sorting for his selection decision to dispatch to the Gladiatorial Commission for
processing.
     Most managers have the luxury of selecting the best group [or discarding the
worst group!] Hammer had the novelty of rounding up the castaways from the New
Stables paperwork accumulated long ago from Maximillian's Morya Madness contest in DM
28 that were deemed below inferior as contest prizes [and thus banished from sight!]
     Hammer scrutinized and agonized over which group of gladiators were worth the
sacks of gold coins he was prepared to release to the Gladiatorial Commission for
fees to MAINTENANCE his new stable in the No-Tourney Arena.
     After what seemed like long hours passing by, Hammer discarded one and then
another group of hopefuls.  After lengthy debate a third was cast aside.  Deciding
between the final two groups found Hammer going back to interview the rejected
candidates time and time again [until a final decision was made that Hammer could
live with and his new stable could die with!] before the final quirks were hammered
out and pen put to paper to process the prospective puny stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission.
     The only solace gained from the painful process was the knowledge that other
managers would be less tempted to run stables in DM 81 populated by their tourney-
worthy warriors [under the penalty of death imposed and enforced upon tourney
experienced gladiators by the Committee being formed to police and regulate such
matters!] as sworn to and signed in good faith by each registering manager.
         [TIME JUMP]
     Hammer had worked long and hard to find suitable candidates for his stable and
now it was time to begin their training.  The paperwork had been dispatched for
registration with the Gladiatorial Commission and now was the hour in which
preparation was paramount!
     Dispatch riders had arrived with the news that Considerable Bounty was being
offered as incentive rewards to those managers sending new stables to the No-Tourney
Arena.
     Hammer realized this would Up the Ante [causing greater pause in the managerial
community for selecting suitable stables!] as the creative competition was certain to
escalate and produce Serious Sword Slinging Stables Staining the Arena Sands Red!
     Obviously a serious upgrade in the quality of competition migrating to the No-
Tourney Arena in DM 81 would definitely work in favor of Hammer; enormously
increasing the death toll percentage potential amongst the ranks of his new start-up
stable in DM 81 [Sands Running Red and Blood Feuds Running Rampant as Undoubtedly
Expected!]
     Hammer observed the futility of his new warriors training [as well as they could
for what they were made from!] while recent memories came to the forefront of his
mind!
     When the paperwork was nearly completed and names were selected for each
Gladiator, Hammer decided to name the stable according to what he had discovered in
the darkness while searching during the dismal hours of the desert night.
     These warriors would probably be more well suited to fight by Torch Light had
they fallen into the possession of most other managers!
     Paper Warriors better suited to confronting Dark Arena Monsters [rather than
being fed to the Gladiatorial Lions certain to be populating the regular No-Tourney
Arena!]
     Specimens blatantly better suited for feeding upon agitated armadillo ants than
for striving to attain recognition and fame in the No-Tourney Arena [or any arena!]
     Thus was AARDVARK HAMMERZ birthed and born for Greatness or Disgrace!
         [TIME JUMP]
     Dispatch riders on winged steeds brought the news Hammer had been awaiting!
     Not since the days of training on Noblish Island in DM 93 had Hammer encountered
such collective enthusiasm for crossing blades in a selected arena such as DM 81
[recalling the time Hammer generated a gathering of newbies to transfer to Niatoli
Island in DM 33 to match wits and cross blades with the assembling veterans upon
graduation!]
     The Consortium had represented the veterans well in DM 33 with the SWEETNESS
stable managed by Sweety Pie.  Now the good news had arrived that The Consortium was
seen registering a stable named LIFE IMPACTS in the No-Tourney Arena!
     Former alliance mates Darque and Kat had reportedly registered DARQUE AGES and
KATHOUSE with the Gladiatorial Commission.
     Morya Madness combatant LePentarque from DM 28 had registered LA PENTARCHIE and
longtime fixture Drake in North Fork DM 47 [recently returned from a lengthy hiatus]
had been lured by the competition to register DRAKE'S HARDWARE.
     Deke [at the helm of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB] was instrumental in promoting the No-
Tourney Arena by repeatedly negotiating terms with the Gladiatorial Commission.
Others had laid the groundwork before him, but Deke raised the banner and carried it
the final distance [Supported by Countless Managers too numerous to mention!] Salute
Yourselves for Your Efforts are Most Graciously Applauded throughout Alastari!
     Apex had signed in with CAROLINA BLUE as had Ghab with ASSASSIN NATION.
     Another familiar name was found on the rolls as DeGotti registered CULT OF
BACCHUS followed by DOOM KNIGHTS managed by Blackstorm.
     Also on the rolls to be noted were AS SEEN ON TV II managed by Indimar and
RAGNAROK'S WOLVES by none other than ragnorokwolf.
     Nomad had signed on with PHANTOM REGIMENT and Silas followed suit with
GRIFFONRAWL MMA.
     Another notable signature was that of MasterBeru with CHILDHOOD HEROES and a
penchant for scribing Team Spotlights [A Plus in Any Arena!]
     Detective Kellumbo had followed the clues and was observed enroute to
registering a yet unannounced stable [such are the ways of sleuthhounds and such!]
     Rumor had it that the manager known as Roadkill was on his way to register a
stable after his namesake and Slugbait was close behind [obliviously lost in
thought!]
     Finally [in no particular disorder!] managers Grimm, Woody, Terminator, Den and
Bill were also seen elbowing their way through the gathering registration crowd to
officially announce their participation in the No-Tourney Arena.
     COUNTLESS OTHER MANAGERS were known to be pondering the consequences of sending
stables to a No-Tourney Arena and had yet to make the commitment public knowledge as
to their intentions.
     Howbeit the Gladiatorial Commission was reportedly swamped with requests for New
Stable Registration Forms [whether for the Tempe Facer or No-Tourney Arena was
anybody's guess at the present time!]
     Judging from the furtive figures darting and ducking in the shadows and
alleyways throughout Alastari [as well as those huddled in taverns or communicating
with one another by various means available!] the success of such a No-Tourney Arena
was Ballooning far Beyond the Expectations of the Promoters and Petitioners Bar None!
     HAMMER WAS UNDERSTANDABLY ENTHUSED BEYOND MEASURE BECAUSE the No-Tourney Arena
had the Best Potential for attracting and assembling a congregation of competitors
rivaling the numbers of Noblish Island from days gone by!
       JANUARY 2007 MARKS THE BEGINNING of a Journey where both Newbies and Veterans
join together in a Historic Assemblage Celebrating the Crossing of Blades between
some of the Best Managed Stables in all of Alastari [Known and Unknown!]
                 "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper"
                                               Hammer
                                          Minister of War

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOB TITAN was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RAPIER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SHAGGY WOLF was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
WAAH was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BLAAH was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YICK was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
THE MUD HOLE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WEISS was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SHAA was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BANSHEE vanquished HOLY GRAIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT vanquished SHADOW ANGEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHREDDER slaughtered I HATE ZEUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NUMBER CRUNCHER beat PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
BLUELINER was outlasted by WEAKSAUCE in a tiresome 16 minute Challenge match.
2301 was bested by GITARIOS in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict.
KANSAS CITY was subdued by KIRIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
TYRION was beaten by BLOWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
MENTAL RETALIATION was overpowered by LOTSA CHOCOLATE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
UNGA BUNGA vanquished RON TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
VITO BERTOLDO was unbelievably bested by RED FISSION in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN was beaten by CAT FOOD in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
RETRIBUTION beat BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
POOL unbelievably bested CLAY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge competition.
CYAN was overpowered by SECOND GUESS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOLD was handily defeated by INGROWN HAIRS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EMERALD was devastated by 1MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PUMPING ON STEELE defeated FRYV DARKSHADE in a exciting 1 minute expert's Title fight.
1104 was overpowered by YELLOW DEUCE COUPE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
YELLOW SUBMARINE vanquished GANGRENE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ELMO handily defeated SHUT UP!!! in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ASIAN STYLE overpowered 1101 in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BEAVER defeated VAINGOR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
POLICY OF TRUTH handily defeated BEWYLDER OAKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEATTLE SLEW demolished SALEM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GAFF overpowered PERCY QUIN 24 in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SUPERIOR COURSES bested SIBERIAN in a 2 minute duel.
UH-OH savagely defeated DARK WOLF in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
2804 was bested by A-CLYPSE in a popular 1 minute brutal expert's bout.
KICK INTHE TEETH was subdued by MEGA SCUM in a 2 minute conflict.
SPARKLY was savagely defeated by PRISONER 0118 in a 4 minute gory veteran's duel.
POOR OLD TOM vanquished FOXXY LOVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK murdered DR PEPPER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOTHER IN LAW was overpowered by ARLO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SADDAM A GO-GO lost to PET PSYCHIC in a 1 minute duel.
PHLEGM was devastated by DARNESHA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GIRLS? vanquished DARK KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TRIP was luckily beaten by TYRANNOSAURUS MEX in a action packed 2 minute competition.
KNIGHT LORD demolished PORSCHE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GUAM savagely defeated PIGGISH IS FUN in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
EAR overpowered GUAARDIAN E in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
CECIL BOLTON was viciously subdued by KFC BOWL OF DEATH in a exciting 2 minute match.
RUN ME ONCE overpowered THE RISING in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
COPY OF A COPY overcame GALTAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
8-TRACK overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PTAR STONEBLADE was devastated by DING, DONG in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STUCK TO THE COUCH was demolished by ORPHEUS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DEVIL CHILD devastated PINK EYE in a action packed 5 minute one-sided bout.
SAV A LOT was unbelievably bested by JOHN HENDERSON in a 2 minute gory fight.
SUPER GIDDY was devastated by RAWHIDE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TRANSFIX was overpowered by RUN ME TWICE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
EAT MY FURY was handily defeated by SCOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
PRIME was beaten by INSPECTED BY #12 in a 2 minute gory struggle.
TWEENER was savagely defeated by STRING THEORY in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
ECHO vanquished WINTER BREW in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PRINCESS JAMIE overpowered LITTLEST TYRANT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SOLDIER 2 overpowered LHI'S ETHICS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TRENE OGRESTAFF viciously subdued LAS VEGAS in a 2 minute gory fight.
HI-FI was devastated by SUCKABLE BINKY in a 1 minute uneven match.
PET STARS was bested by PHREAK in a 1 minute bout.
PLANET TELEX was beaten by BOF in a 2 minute novice's match.
STAVE was overpowered by COSTUME JEWELRY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MANAGER'S MORALS was butchered by UTOPIA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANIMAL COPS executed SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MITHRIL demolished BEEF CHUCK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COAL was subdued by ELRICH in a popular 1 minute fight.
CROC FILES vanquished DOUG TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LARRY TITAN was handily defeated by SINGAPORE SLING in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PEACE was defeated by BOILERMAKER in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
MASSIVE GOAT was subdued by FIVE FOR FIGHTING in a unpopular 6 minute fray.
ST RIKER was unbelievably bested by KAMIKAZE in a 4 minute novice's match.
THE CUTICLE was butchered by ELEKTRA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEVONA was defeated by SHIELD in a exciting 4 minute novice's fray.
HOOSIER was handily defeated by HELENA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
REPULSE executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GEORGE TITAN was vanquished by NEO CORTEX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAWKEYE was vanquished by THAT GUY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
FIGHTING ILLINI savagely defeated BLOODY MARY in a exciting 2 minute competition.
WOLVERINE was subdued by FUNDRAISING SMURF in a popular 4 minute novice's bout.
WAITIN 4 U slimly won victory over COMIC BOOK in a popular 3 minute novice's melee.
ALGAE savagely defeated MAI TAI in a action packed 5 minute gory battle.
PANIC! was devastated by JERICHO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GROUPY SMURF unbelievably bested BUBBLE GUM in a 5 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 46         STRIKING ATTACK  181 - 143 - 16      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  42         TOTAL PARRY       81 -  73 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         LUNGING ATTACK   175 - 196 -  8      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  26 -  2      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  23 -  2      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        93 - 124 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  30 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  33 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  53 -  2      34  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  18 -  0      33  |

Turn 187 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 24         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   28 - 18     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        10 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PUMPING ON STEELE -32315   13  12  0  109 NO RESPECT II (5484)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217    15   5  0  108 COLOR TUNES (5502)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOW DEUCE COUPE -32219  12   3  1  105 COLOR TUNES (5502)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELMO -32161                10   3  0   86 4 LETTER MUPPETS (5513)
TOTAL PARRY      WEAKSAUCE -24117            9   1  0   69 012006H (6914)
AIMED BLOW       KIRIN -23449                4   1  0   60 THE INQUISITION 5 (7033)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DEVIL CHILD -22526          2   1  0   40 THE NEPHEW (7198)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2301 17798.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GUAM -25613.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLAY -20136, ALGAE -24474, 
UH-OH -31833, VITO BERTOLDO -24004, TRIP 25413, BUBBLE GUM 30431, BLOWING SNOT BUBBLE 
-24211, STRING THEORY -26250, ST RIKER -22169, and DEVONA -23544.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUELINER 25217.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WEAKSAUCE -24117, FIVE FOR FIGHTING -19553, MASSIVE GOAT -21611, PINK 
EYE -32190, SPARKLY -24131, POOL 32496, GROUPY SMURF -19785, PANIC! -20004, MAI TAI 
-19779, and FUNDRAISING SMURF -19786.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WAR ENSEMBLE (82-7078) FEAR FACTORY