DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/03/2007    Duedate: 03/16/2007

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 194

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLACK FLAG
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-46046) [18-10-3,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLACK FLAG                     UNGA BUNGA
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)          CAVEMAN CREW (7207)
(82-46046) [18-10-3,127]       (82-43063) [6-1-0,96]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2301                           CANNELTON
NUMBERS 11 (2726)              PERRY COUNTY (5948)
(82-17798) [14-25-1,95]        (82-36010) [4-3-1,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)         42 
2. NUT UP! (3849)                26    PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)
3. TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)         22    Unchartered Team
4. ACID REFLUX (6344)            22 
5. THE NEPHEW (7198)             21    MOTHER EARTH II (7847)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*MOTHER EARTH II (7847)     4   0  0 100.   1/56 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     5  6 1
 2- 1*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)     4   0  0 100.   2/ 1 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          4  2 1
 3- 2*DARK TOADS STL14 (6228)    3   0  1 100.   3- 4*RENS (7873)               4  2 0
 4- 4*COOL NAMES 2 (8025)        3   0  0 100.   4/16 THE NEPHEW (7198)         4  2 0
 5/ 6*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      3   0  0 100.   5- 6*COOL NAMES 2 (8025)       3  0 0
 6/ 7*ROOKIE MAIDEN 59 (7335)    3   0  0 100.   6/44*10/25/06B (7687)          3  0 0
 7/ 8*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)    3   0  0 100.   7/21 PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      3  0 0
 8/ 9*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)      3   0  0 100.   8/ 8 OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     3  0 0
 9/10*RAGING BEASTS (5806)       3   0  0 100.   9/40*INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   3  0 0
10/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)    2   0  1 100.  10/29*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   3  0 0
11- 5*DISCOVER (7874)            2   0  0 100.  11/48*INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 3  0 0
12/17*KILLER KARTOONS (7535)     2   0  0 100.  12/34*RAGING BEASTS (5806)      3  0 0
13/18*SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)     2   0  0 100.  13-13 DUNGEON CELL (6855)       3  1 1
14-11*SUNNY OUTLOOK (7980)       1   0  1 100.  14/37*METAL (7865)              3  1 0
15-15*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)       1   0  0 100.  15/38*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     3  1 0
16-14*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      1   0  0 100.  16/14 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          3  1 0
17/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 26 (7302)    1   0  0 100.  15/115 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     3  2 0
18/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)    1   0  0 100.  18/ 2 MORE PLACES (5777)        3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    1   0  0 100.  19/15 OLD SCHOOL (7080)         3  3 1
20-21*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266)  7   1  0 87.5  20/50 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      3  3 0
21/22*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)        6   1  0 85.7  21-18*DISCOVER (7874)           2  0 0
22/23 PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      10   2  0 83.3  22/82*STONED ROOKIES 61 (7832)  2  0 0
23/24*HEAVY METAL (6838)         5   1  2 83.3  23/61*MOTHER EARTH II (7847)    2  0 0
24/ 0 DISORDER (3953)           12   3  2 80.0  24-23*ABSTRACTION (7691)        2  0 0
25-25*TWIN SANITY (7534)         4   1  0 80.0  25/67*MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     2  0 0
26-27*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)       4   1  0 80.0  26/68*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     2  0 0
27-26*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)    4   1  0 80.0  27-19*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    2  0 0
28-28*IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)      7   2  0 77.8  28/71*CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       2  0 0
29-29 DISAPPOINTING (6892)      10   3  0 76.9  29/22*ROOKIE MAIDEN 59 (7335)   2  0 0
30-30 DUNGEON CELL (6855)       12   4  1 75.0  30/65*KILLER KARTOONS (7535)    2  0 0
31/35 ACID REFLUX (6344)         9   3  1 75.0  31/69*SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)    2  0 0
32-32*MARKET CRASH (6649)        6   2  0 75.0  32- 5*DARK TOADS STL14 (6228)   2  0 0
33/38*ROOKIE CULT 43 (6793)      6   2  0 75.0  33-25*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  2  0 0
34/53*METAL (7865)               3   1  0 75.0  34-27*MARKET CRASH (6649)       2  0 0
35-33*HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)      3   1  0 75.0  35-28*THE TEAM (6703)           2  0 0
36/37 GOD (5780)                11   4  0 73.3  36/30*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     2  0 0
37/39 OFTEN IMITATED (7079)      8   3  0 72.7  37-31*4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   2  0 0
38-34 SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)      8   3  0 72.7  38-32*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   2  0 0
39-36 012006E (6911)            10   4  0 71.4  39-33*EMOTIONS (6013)           2  0 0
40/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)    5   2  0 71.4  40- 9 BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        2  0 0
41/47*10/25/06B (7687)           5   2  0 71.4  41-35 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 2  0 0
42-41 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 15   7  2 68.2  42-36*LBA:  SPEILBERG FA (4266) 2  0 0
43-42 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      10   5  0 66.7  43-11 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     2  0 0
44-44*COMPENSATING (6893)        6   3  0 66.7  44-51*IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)     2  0 0
45/60*INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)    6   3  0 66.7  45/46 ACID REFLUX (6344)        2  1 1
46/31*10/25/06E (7690)           6   3  0 66.7  07/107 I'M THE BEST (7081)       2  1 0
47-45*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)   4   2  1 66.7  08/108 071406N (7543)            2  1 0
48-46*RENS (7873)                4   2  0 66.7  48/42*071406T (7547)            2  1 0
49-48*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    4   2  0 66.7  49/43*071406AA (7551)           2  1 0
50-50*EMOTIONS (6013)            4   2  0 66.7  50/ 7*10/25/06E (7690)          2  1 0
51-51*BRAIN FOOD 17 (5976)       2   1  1 66.7  13/113*ROOKIE CULT 22 (6772)     2  1 0
52-52*ALMOST III (858)           2   1  1 66.7  52/45*ROOKIE CULT 43 (6793)     2  1 0
53/92*STONED ROOKIES 61 (7832)   2   1  0 66.7  53/96 GOD (5780)                2  1 0
54/ 0*4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065)  2   1  0 66.7  54/10 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  2  1 0
55-54*ABSTRACTION (7691)         2   1  0 66.7  55/ 0*NUT UP! (3849)            2  1 0
56-56*MONSTER MASH-M (7154)      2   1  0 66.7  56/12 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         2  1 0
57/ 0*NUT UP! (3849)             2   1  0 66.7  57/52 ODDITIES (184)            2  1 0
58/40 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      13   7  0 65.0  58/39*ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)   2  2 0
59-57 ASYLUM (5566)             19  11  0 63.3  50/150*MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     2  2 0
60/65*071406T (7547)             5   3  0 62.5  60/ 3 OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)  2  3 0
61/62 GOTTA DO IT (7076)        11   7  0 61.1  61/57 MONEY PIT II (8007)       2 11 0
62/67 THE NEPHEW (7198)         11   7  0 61.1  62-58*SUNNY OUTLOOK (7980)      1  0 1
63/58 ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      25  16  3 61.0  00-100*TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)      1  0 1
64/86*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)      3   2  0 60.0  64-76*BRAIN FOOD 17 (5976)      1  0 1
65-63 OUTER PLANES (6473)        7   5  0 58.3  65/ 0 DISORDER (3953)           1  0 1
66/43 OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)   8   6  0 57.1  66-63*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     1  0 0
67/80*071406V (7549)             4   3  1 57.1  67-64*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      1  0 0
68/81*071406AA (7551)            4   3  0 57.1  68/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   1  0 0
69-66*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)     4   3  0 57.1  69/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 26 (7302)   1  0 0
70/84*INQUISITION 120419 (5654)  4   3  0 57.1  70-89 SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     1  0 0
71/59*REVENGE, INC. (7573)       5   4  1 55.6  71/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   1  0 0
72-68*HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)   5   4  1 55.6  72/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   1  0 0
73-69 GWAR (1021)              116  94  9 55.2  73/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   1  0 0
74/64 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        11   9  0 55.0  74-20 012006E (6911)            1  0 0
75/73 ODDITIES (184)            14  12  0 53.8  75-26*BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      1  0 0
76/76 071406N (7543)             7   6  0 53.8  76/ 0*SYNDICATE (5303)          1  0 0
77/72 MONEY PIT II (8007)       75  68  2 52.4  77-73 TELEVTE (5738)            1  0 0
78/74 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          49  49  2 50.0  69/169*HEAVY METAL (6838)        1  1 1
79/75 OLD SCHOOL (7080)         11  11  2 50.0  79-75*DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  1  1 1
80/70 071406F (7541)             7   7  1 50.0  53/153*COOL NAMES 15 (8031)      1  1 0
81-79*4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)    4   4  0 50.0  81-81*SCHOOL (7872)             1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-78*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    4   4  0 50.0  82/60*COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      1  1 0
83/ 0*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)    3   3  1 50.0  04-104*12/23/06H (7908)          1  1 0
41/141*MONSTER MASH-N (7153)      3   3  0 50.0  84/62*ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   1  1 0
85-83*THE TEAM (6703)            3   3  0 50.0  85/59*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      1  1 0
13/113*ROOKIE CULT 22 (6772)      3   3  0 50.0  86-86*TWIN SANITY (7534)        1  1 0
24/124*BARNHOPPERS (7508)         2   2  1 50.0  65/165*EOD 2 (7438)              1  1 0
30/130*EOD 2 (7438)               2   2  0 50.0  88-85*MONSTER MASH-M (7154)     1  1 0
89/55*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)      2   2  0 50.0  89/66*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     1  1 0
29/129*MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      2   2  0 50.0  10-110*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  1 0
91-85*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       2   2  0 50.0  91/70*SURPRISE! (7631)          1  1 0
92-87*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)      2   2  0 50.0  92-88*COMPENSATING (6893)       1  1 0
93/12*COOL NAMES 22 (8035)       1   1  0 50.0  93-47 OUTER PLANES (6473)       1  1 0
94-94*SCHOOL (7872)              1   1  0 50.0  94-93 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       1  1 0
95/13*ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)    1   1  0 50.0  95-94 ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      1  1 0
96/16*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)       1   1  0 50.0  96-91*HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)     1  1 0
72/172*COOL NAMES 15 (8031)       1   1  0 50.0  97-92*UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   1  1 0
98/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 46 (7322)    1   1  0 50.0  14-114*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     1  1 0
99/19*SURPRISE! (7631)           1   1  0 50.0  99-53 GWAR (1021)               1  1 0
00-98 SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     19  22  4 46.3  00/74*MONSTER MASH-L (7155)     1  2 1
01-99 BRAIN FOOD! (4524)         6   7  0 46.2  01/80*SYMPTOMS (7868)           1  2 0
01/101 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          39  46  2 45.9  01-101*DRINKS! (7871)            1  2 0
03/96 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     11  13  0 45.8  02-102*CHEESE (8021)             1  2 0
05/105 ON A ROLL (169)           21  26  0 44.7  03-103*COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      1  2 0
07/107 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     99 126  9 44.0  11-111*TALENTS (6895)            1  2 0
04/104 MORE PLACES (5777)        37  49  1 43.0  09/109*AS YOU WISH (7075)        1  2 0
08-108 WEST PALM COURTS (6262)    6   8  1 42.9  48/148*BARNHOPPERS (7508)        1  2 0
06/106 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   10  14  0 41.7  08/84 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   1  2 0
10-110 UNDERRATED 2 (6485)        5   7  0 41.7  09/41 071406F (7541)            1  2 0
23/123 071406G (7542)             4   6  0 40.0  27/127 071406G (7542)            1  2 0
02/102 ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754)       4   6  0 40.0  25/125*071406V (7549)            1  2 0
03/103 JULY 2004 (4728)           4   6  0 40.0  06-106*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)        1  2 0
11/111 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)      7  11  1 38.9  13/87 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        1  2 0
17/117 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       18  29  2 38.3  14/95*AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   1  2 0
15/82*ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)    3   5  0 37.5  15/49*DISGUSTING CANDY 2 (4375) 1  2 0
16/116 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)   7  12  0 36.8  16/97 JULY 2004 (4728)          1  2 0
19/119 NUMBERS 11 (2726)         14  25  1 35.9  39/139 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     1  2 0
35/135 DEADLY HACKERS (3939)      7  13  1 35.0  18/54 ON A ROLL (169)           1  2 0
22-122 POWER PLAY (4037)         31  60  0 34.1  19/55 GOTTA DO IT (7076)        1  3 0
21/121 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    12  24  1 33.3  24/124*YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     1  4 0
14/114*AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)    2   4  0 33.3  21/17 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  5 1
15/115*DISGUSTING CANDY 2 (4375)  2   4  0 33.3  22/77*OCT 2004 5 (5088)         1  5 1
23/89*MONSTER MASH-L (7155)      1   2  1 33.3  23/98*OCT 2004 2 (5015)         1  5 0
27-127*12/23/06H (7908)           1   2  0 33.3  52/152*OCT 2004 3 (5016)         0  6 0
26-126*DRINKS! (7871)             1   2  0 33.3  17-117*ALLERGY (7866)            0  5 0
26/90*STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)   1   2  0 33.3  22/122*DEADWOOD (8023)           0  4 0
27/95*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)   1   2  0 33.3  41/141*SIMPSONS (7867)           0  3 0
28-128*CHEESE (8021)              1   2  0 33.3  05/105*REVENGE, INC. (7573)      0  3 0
25-125*COOL NAMES 19 (8024)       1   2  0 33.3  29/129 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     0  3 0
30/91*STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)   1   2  0 33.3  32/132 ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754)      0  3 0
31/93*SYMPTOMS (7868)            1   2  0 33.3  36/136 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    0  3 0
32-132*10/25/06D (7689)           1   2  0 33.3  37/137 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    0  3 0
31-131*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)         1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0*WHAT A CARD (8081)        0  2 0
34/ 0*DESTINY (6170)             1   2  0 33.3  34/79*STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)  0  2 0
44/144 I'M THE BEST (7081)        3   8  0 27.3  45-145*JUSTICE LEAGUE (7870)     0  2 0
18/118*OCT 2004 5 (5088)          3   9  1 25.0  36/78*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  0  2 0
40-140*TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)       2   6  1 25.0  46-146*COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       0  2 0
38/88*OCT 2004 2 (5015)          2   6  0 25.0  42/142*STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  0  2 0
33/133*MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      1   3  0 25.0  39/83*STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)  0  2 0
40/ 0*SYNDICATE (5303)           1   3  0 25.0  40/ 0*CLAN IKEA (7881)          0  2 0
38/138 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    10  31  0 24.4  62/162*MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     0  2 0
42-142 TELEVTE (5738)            11  35  3 23.9  63/163*ROCKETS RED GLARE (7677)  0  2 0
49/149 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     10  40  0 20.0  47-147*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   0  2 0
59/159*YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)      1   4  0 20.0  51-151 WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
47-147*TALENTS (6895)             1   5  0 16.7  68/168*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   0  2 0
45/145*AS YOU WISH (7075)         1   5  0 16.7  31-131*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   0  2 0
50-150*BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    1   6  0 14.3  35-135 ASYLUM (5566)             0  2 0
34/134*OCT 2004 3 (5016)          1   6  0 14.3  48/99 FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     0  2 0
54-154*ALLERGY (7866)             0   5  0  0.0  74/174 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      0  2 0
60/160*DEADWOOD (8023)            0   4  0  0.0  54-154*12/23/06J (7910)          0  1 0
63/163*STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)   0   3  0  0.0  51/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  0  1 0
64/164*SIMPSONS (7867)            0   3  0  0.0  52/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 64 (7835)  0  1 0
66-166*STONED ROOKIES 7 (7778)    0   2  0  0.0  44-144*STONED ROOKIES 7 (7778)   0  1 0
54/ 0*CLAN IKEA (7881)           0   2  0  0.0  57-157*COOL NAMES 9 (8028)       0  1 0
65-165*COOL NAMES 3 (8026)        0   2  0  0.0  55/ 0*4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065) 0  1 0
56/ 0*WHAT A CARD (8081)         0   2  0  0.0  56/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 46 (7322)   0  1 0
62-162*JUSTICE LEAGUE (7870)      0   2  0  0.0  64-164*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   0  1 0
68-168*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)    0   2  0  0.0  59-159*MONSTER MASH-K (7156)     0  1 0
73/173*ROCKETS RED GLARE (7677)   0   2  0  0.0  59-90*10/25/06D (7689)          0  1 0
67-167*MONSTER MASH-K (7156)      0   2  0  0.0  58-158 DISAPPOINTING (6892)      0  1 0
75/175*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)    0   2  0  0.0  61/ 0*DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   0  1 0
62/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)   0   1  0  0.0  62/ 0*DESTINY (6170)            0  1 0
69-169*12/23/06J (7910)           0   1  0  0.0  67-167*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)       0  1 0
71-171*COOL NAMES 9 (8028)        0   1  0  0.0  72-172*CHURCH OF POWER (5299)    0  1 0
65/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 64 (7835)   0   1  0  0.0  65/ 0*121604G (5377)            0  1 0
74-174*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)        0   1  0  0.0  73-173 POWER PLAY (4037)         0  1 0
67/ 0*121604G (5377)             0   1  0  0.0  75-175*ALMOST III (858)          0  1 0
68/ 0*IVER'S GIRLZ (622)         0   1  0  0.0  68/ 0*IVER'S GIRLZ (622)        0  1 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  NUMBERS 7?  Who?  TONGUE N CHEEK is the top 
team these days, buddies!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TONGUE N 
CHEEK blew up the rankings to 55!  Managers were muttering after THE NEPHEW showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 12.  Perhaps it is 10/25/06B 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 44th to 6th last week...  (Less 
time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, PSYCHOSTICK!! 
blew up the rankings to 14!  Managers were muttering after INQUISITION 06B3 showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 31.  Perhaps it is ROOKIE ARMADA 12 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 29th to 10th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
INQUISITION 120419 blew up the rankings to 37!  Managers were muttering after RAGING 
BEASTS showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  Perhaps it is 
METAL members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 37th to 14th last week... 
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MONSTER 
MASH-D blew up the rankings to 23!  Managers were muttering after TITANS RIP-OFF 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  3-2-0 to move up by 98.  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of MORE PLACES.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 2nd to 18th.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is ANIMAL PLANET members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 50th to 20th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, STONED ROOKIES 61 blew 
up the rankings to 60!  Managers were muttering after MOTHER EARTH II showed DWES EG 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 38.  Perhaps it is MONSTER MASH-B members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 67th to 25th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MONSTER MASH-A blew up 
the rankings to 42!  Managers were muttering after CAVEMAN CREW showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 43.  Perhaps it is KILLER KARTOONS members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 65th to 30th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SCARY PROSPECTS blew up 
the rankings to 38!  Managers were muttering after I'M THE BEST showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 61.  Perhaps it is 071406N members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 108th to 47th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
The boys at 10/25/06E aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 43 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after ROOKIE CULT 22 showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 62.  Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, GOD blew up the rankings to 43!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is ATTACKO/TCLONES05, after suffering a 44 drop in ranking. 
The boys at NUMBERS 11 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 44 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of ROOKIE MAIDEN 29.  Note their drop in the rankings from 39th to 58th.  
Watch out!!!  Perhaps it is MONSTER MASH-N members' intannibility that enabled them 
to move from 150th to 59th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is OBLIVION CLEAVERS, after suffering a 
57 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after HEAVY METAL showed DWES EG what 
they could do:  1-0-1 to move up by 91.  Perhaps it is COOL NAMES 15 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 153rd to 80th last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) The boys at COOL NAMES 22 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know 
and love, after suffering a 22 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of ROOKIE ARMADA 42.  Note their drop in the rankings from 62nd to 
84th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
COOL NAMES 13, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, EOD 2 blew up the rankings to 78!  The boys at MONSTER MASH-G aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 23 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SURPRISE!.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 70th to 91st.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is MONSTER MASH-L, after suffering a 26 drop in ranking.  
The boys at SYMPTOMS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 21 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after BARNHOPPERS showed DWES 
EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 41.  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of MEDAL OF HONOR V.  Note their drop in the rankings from 84th 
to 108th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is 071406F, after suffering a 68 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is 071406G members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 127th to 110th last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 071406V blew up the 
rankings to 14!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of DM 
ROLL-UPS.  Note their drop in the rankings from 87th to 113th.  Watch out!!!  The 
boys at AGAINST ALL ODDS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 19 drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of DISGUSTING CANDY 2.  Note their drop in the rankings from 49th to 115th.  
Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is JULY 
2004, after suffering a 19 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after DEADLY 
HACKERS showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  The boys at ON A 
ROLL aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 64 drop 
last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of GOTTA DO IT.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 55th to 119th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PERRY COUNTY, after suffering a 104 
drop in ranking.  The boys at OCT 2004 5 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know 
and love, after suffering a 45 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is OCT 2004 2, after suffering a 25 drop in ranking.  
Perhaps it is OCT 2004 3 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 152nd 
to 124th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, SIMPSONS blew up the rankings to 14!  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of REVENGE, INC..  Note their drop in the rankings from 105th to 
128th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
STONED ROOKIES 35, after suffering a 55 drop in ranking.  The boys at STONED ROOKIES 
33 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 58 drop 
last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of STONED ROOKIES 
14.  Note their drop in the rankings from 83rd to 139th.  Watch out!!!  Managers were 
muttering after MONSTER MASH-E showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up 
by 21.  Perhaps it is ROCKETS RED GLARE members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 163rd to 142nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, ROOKIE ARMADA 22 blew up the rankings to 23!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is FALLEN TERRORS, after 
suffering a 49 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after ORCISH MADMEN showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 25.  I doubt many are quaking in 
their boots, but NUT UP! comes out of nowhere to get 2-1-0.  What does the future 
hold?  Watch this space...  Practice pays for TYRANNOSAURUS MEX, who pummelled KNOCK, 
KNOCK, KNOCK, to pocket 22 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking 
and practice more, after losing 16 points to UNGA BUNGA.  (Discrete enough, 1101?) 
The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as BLACK FLAG faced DWES EG's 
Duelmaster.  Now I can't insult BLACK FLAG, as he has gloriously dueled to the top.  
Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who's the team 
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt 
to me.   
     And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in ROOKIE MAIDEN 59 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of MORE PLACES, 
so did that sorry team shy from ROOKIE MAIDEN 59 If challenges were horses, HONG KONG 
could open up a fast food joint!  Them's the breaks, HI-FI.  Expecting fair 
challenges from MEDAL OF HONOR V is evidently too much to ask.  Yes, Virginia, 
sometimes the little guy wins, as HI-FI proved, beating 17 point higher CECIL BOLTON. 
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  KNOCK, KNOCK, 
KNOCK of 071406F, possessing a sorry record of 7-7-1, lost its last battle to 
TYRANNOSAURUS MEX of ACID REFLUX.  Young warriors, take note!  Such is a failure's 
lot!  CANNELTON of PERRY COUNTY spared RETRIBUTION (5-4-1) from having to lose any 
more fights.  What's your next plan, REVENGE, INC.?  The warriors at 10/25/06E stable 
were more sober than usual, after EAT MY FURY's demise at the hands of SHREDDER.  
SHREDDER, don't make any long term plans!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he 
will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DWES EG farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK FLAG 46046             18  10  3 127         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT 42146    10   2    114         PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)      
 MONGOOSE 46056               20  20  1 108         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-SPARKLY 41405                10   3    105         012006E (6911)            
-NUMBER CRUNCHER 18426        20  22  1 104         NUMBERS 6 (2721)          
 LOOGIE CLAP 46049            20  10  2 103         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
 UNGA BUNGA 43063              6   1     96         CAVEMAN CREW (7207)       
 2301 17798                   14  25  1  95         NUMBERS 11 (2726)         
-KICK INTHE TEETH 7173        11   9  2  92         GWAR (1021)               
 TYRANNOSAURUS MEX 38202       9   3  1  92         ACID REFLUX (6344)        
 ULTIMATE SIN 47650           23  14     91         MONEY PIT II (8007)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BOBSTER 1072             14  12     88         ODDITIES (184)            
-UNDERDOG 27834                6   7     86         BRAIN FOOD! (4524)        
-UGAMUGGAH 41228               6   0  1  82         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 PRISONER 0103 33733          10  31     81         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
-BLOWS 40784                   4   4     75         4 LETTER WEATHER (6807)   
-FURIOUS BEARPALER 39082       5   4  1  74         HORRIBLE MATCHUPS (6504)  
 SOULSNARE 37248               7   4     72         OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)  
 BYX 24760                    11  13     70         FALLEN TERRORS (3951)     
-PRISONER 007 41051            8   3     70         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
 HOLY GRAIL 41963             11   9     69         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
 DEVIL CHILD 43010             6   4     68         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
-PORSCHE 41317                 6   3     68         COMPENSATING (6893)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  11   4     66         GOD (5780)                
-BEAVER 39056                 10   5     66         ANIMAL'S FARM (6499)      
 DANLE 997                     7  16     66         ON A ROLL (169)           
 SHREDDER 40963                5   1  2  66         HEAVY METAL (6838)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHAZZAN 39499                 4   1     66         BRAIN FOOD 35 (6571)      
 COPY OF A COPY 42342          8   3     65         OFTEN IMITATED (7079)     
-SUAVING PRIVATE RYAN 26404    7   1     63         LBA:  SPEILBERG FAN (4266)
-SMELLY STOCKS 39949           6   2     63         MARKET CRASH (6649)       
 PRISONER 0118 33748           7  22     61         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
-RED FISSION 43050             8   3     60         SEEN IT BEFORE (7206)     
-3 40222                       3   3     60         THE TEAM (6703)           
-SADDAM A GO-GO 7155           8   9     59         GWAR (1021)               
-CASTLE OF STORMS 6333         7   2     59         IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)     
-COSTA RICA 35078              6  14     59         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 YES MAN 40579                 3   3     59         ROOKIE CULT 22 (6772)     
 PIGGISH IS FUN 44857          7   6     57         071406N (7543)            
 SAACRED HIGH 40687            6   2     57         ROOKIE CULT 43 (6793)     
 STUCK TO THE COUCH 44879      5   3     57         071406T (7547)            
-WEBBED TOES 38943             4   2  1  57         DREADFUL MATCHUPS (6477)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPER GIDDY 45782             5   2     56         10/25/06B (7687)          
 PEARL 44728                   5   2     56         SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)   
 CROC FILES 45704              5   1  1  55         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
 CANNELTON 36010               4   3  1  55         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-ASPARAGUS 38983               5   7     54         UNDERRATED 2 (6485)       
 ABSORB ALL 47647             13  10     53         MONEY PIT II (8007)       
-BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737        6   8  1  53         WEST PALM COURTS (6262)   
 BSG R0X0RZ 44888              4   3  1  53         071406V (7549)            
 KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902       4   3     53         071406AA (7551)           
-COFFEE GROUNDS 45801          2   1     53         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
 CECIL BOLTON 42248            5   7     52         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
-DEER 40773                    4   1     52         4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   
-NEO CORTEX 44784              4   1     52         TWIN SANITY (7534)        
 LITTLEST TYRANT 43009         5   3     51         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
 IRMEAN 47648                 12  12  2  50         MONEY PIT II (8007)       
-URIDIZU 39668                 7   5     50         OUTER PLANES (6473)       
-PRISONER 069 41052            4   1  1  50         DUNGEON CELL (6855)       
-RAGE 36450                    4   2     50         EMOTIONS (6013)           
-TYLER 38206                   8   7  1  49         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478           7  12     49         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 8-TRACK 42344                 6   5  2  47         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
 HI-FI 42343                   5   6     47         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
 DING, DONG 44853              4   6     46         071406G (7542)            
 SEQUOIA 46748                 4   0     46         MOTHER EARTH II (7847)    
 FIRE IN THE HOLE 44288        2   2     43         EOD 2 (7438)              
 SHARK ATTACK 43864            6   3     42         INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   
 DAMION CORONA 24700           7  12  1  40         DEADLY HACKERS (3939)     
-BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       4   4     40         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
-MILK BUNNY 40405              4   2     40         SWEET NOTHINGS (4097)     
 VITO BERTOLDO 41532           7  11  1  39         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 ARABIAN 37657                 3   3  1  39         DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)   
 SOLDIER 1 43564               3   4     39         ROOKIE MAIDEN 29 (7305)   
 DERBY 36124                   6   7     38         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
 RUN ME TWICE 42327            6   4     38         GOTTA DO IT (7076)        
 GO WEST 40489                 4   6     38         ROOKIE CULT 3 (6754)      
 GALEB DUHR 42803              2   2     38         MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     
-TOTS 41343                    4   0     37         4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    
-BROTHER PAUL 33643            3   6     37         ASYLUM (5566)             
-FAT PANTS 39862               3   1     37         HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)     
 ARCANE 42829                  3   0     36         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 CLAYMORE 35253                3   0     36         RAGING BEASTS (5806)      
 BABY TOOTH 26985              2   4     36         DISGUSTING CANDY 2 (4375) 
 CATHARI 42267                 2   1     35         4604 SUPERIOR FORCE (7065)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RON TITAN 44387               5   7     34         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GET OVER YOURSELF 42349       3   8     33         I'M THE BEST (7081)       
 BRONZE 46865                  3   0     33         METAL (7865)              
-EROTIC VAULT 47745            2   0     33         COOL NAMES 2 (8025)       
 B 34108                       4   3     32         INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 
-EAR 39911                     4   2     32         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 BILE ON THE BULLET 40594      3   0     32         ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     
 COLD HEARTED MAN 40289        3   0     31         ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   
 DARK HORSE 35085              2   4     30         AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   
 TOUCHE' TURTLE 44789          2   0     30         KILLER KARTOONS (7535)    
 YOU WANT PAIN 42318           1   5     30         AS YOU WISH (7075)        
 0013 28991                    4   5     29         JULY 2004 (4728)          
-0007 30972                    3   5  1  29         OCT 2004 5 (5088)         
-VEXATION 27213                2   2     29         BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              2   2     29         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
 RUN HILLARY RUN 45362         2   0     29         SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)    
-EATING MY FEET 41328          1   2     29         TALENTS (6895)            
-WEBBED JOES 39906             0   1     29         SLOPPY FROGS (6640)       
 ACID DROP 44641               2   2  1  27         BARNHOPPERS (7508)        
 GROLISH URGH 41966            1   4     27         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
 NIGHTMARE 42776               2   1     25         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 STORMSHOCK 37263              1   2     25         DESTINY (6170)            
-HERCULES 37556                3   0  1  24         DARK TOADS STL14 (6228)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE CLANSMAN 43713            3   0     23         ROOKIE MAIDEN 59 (7335)   
-BARABOR 32124                 2   2  1  23         TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)      
-0003 30595                    2   2     23         OCT 2004 2 (5015)         
 MOONLIGHT MILE 46676          2   1     23         STONED ROOKIES 61 (7832)  
 KENNY 47727                   1   1     22         YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     
 NAGA, DARK 42772              1   2     22         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 SWEATING 46878                1   2     22         SYMPTOMS (7868)           
-ROMAN RAPPER 47765            1   0     21         COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      
 STEELCRASH 24769              3   2  1  20         DISORDER (3953)           
 CRIKEY! 45396                 1   1     20         SURPRISE! (7631)          
 DARGONNE 42816                2   1     19         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 HONG KONG 45999               2   1     19         MORE PLACES (5777)        
-FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983       2   3     19         POWER PLAY (4037)         
-SUPPOSABLE THUMBS 45792       1   2     19         10/25/06D (7689)          
-THE RISING 43100              1   6     19         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
-NUDIST ON-RAMP 47096          1   2     19         12/23/06H (7908)          
-TWEEN 46911                   2   0     18         DISCOVER (7874)           
-SPACE GHOST 45254             2   2     18         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 LAMIA 42782                   1   2  1  18         MONSTER MASH-L (7155)     
 HOLY MOLY 47645               1  11     18         MONEY PIT II (8007)       
 KOKO TITAN 46305              2   2     17         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 FLIGHT 46541                  1   2     17         STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)  
 RUN SILENT 43586              1   0     17         ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   
-NO WORRIES! 47477             1   0  1  16         SUNNY OUTLOOK (7980)      
 EYES OF A STRANGER 43723      2   0  1  15         ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   
 WILD HORSES 46535             1   2     15         STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  
 BEAST OF BURDEN 46432         1   2     15         STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)  
-0004 30596                    1   2     15         OCT 2004 3 (5016)         
 HELLSPECTRE 37251             1   2     15         OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)  
 LISA 46873                    0   3     15         SIMPSONS (7867)           
 ETTERCAP 42808                1   3     14         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
 LEMUR FRAT 47776              1   1     14         COOL NAMES 15 (8031)      
-RED BULL 46897                1   1     14         DRINKS! (7871)            
 PET STARS 33952               3   4     13         ANIMAL PLANET (3858)      
-ROAD RUNNER 36203             2   1  1  13         BRAIN FOOD 17 (5976)      
-KINKY CANCAN 47747            1   0     13         COOL NAMES 2 (8025)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YUR DEAD! 47464               1   0     13         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 I GET AROUND 46617            0   3     13         STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  
-WHIZ 47722                    1   0     12         CHEESE (8021)             
 SOUL STRIPPER 40335           0   2     12         ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   
-QUILL 46904                   2   0     11         RENS (7873)               
-HOG 46905                     1   1     11         RENS (7873)               
 GIRLY MAN 24112               1   0     11         NUT UP! (3849)            
 THE CLARIVOYANT 43547         1   0     11         ROOKIE MAIDEN 26 (7302)   
-DEATH KNIGHT 42812            1   1     10         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
-ADVIL 45773                   1   0     10         BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)        
-KENNESAW 45196                1   0     10         TELEVTE (5738)            
-CRAB ABODE 47742              1   0     10         COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      
 LOSER 24111                   1   0     10         NUT UP! (3849)            
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591            1   0      9         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
-MIND FLAYER 42781             1   0      9         MONSTER MASH-M (7154)     
 OPRAH TITA 47516              1   0      9         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 SLOP KARATE 47770             1   1      8         COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      
 OSCAR 4 47240                 1   1      8         ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   
-MEDUSA 42779                  1   1      8         MONSTER MASH-M (7154)     
-PARKER 46908                  1   1      8         RENS (7873)               
 SYNDICATE SOLDIER 2 32152     1   3      8         SYNDICATE (5303)          
-STEEL 46867                   0   1      7         METAL (7865)              
-CATS 46868                    0   1      7         ALLERGY (7866)            
-SCALED BEARSKIN 47109         0   1      7         12/23/06J (7910)          
-MAI TAI 46896                 0   1      7         DRINKS! (7871)            
-JELLIED RUBE 47750            0   1      7         COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       
-KENKU 42787                   0   1      7         MONSTER MASH-K (7156)     
-SALLY SLUSHY 47751            0   1      7         COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       
 OFF MY CLOUD 46557            0   1      7         STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  
-VERILY SCI-FI 47759           0   1      7         COOL NAMES 9 (8028)       
 NEW FACES 46690               0   1      7         STONED ROOKIES 64 (7835)  
-PEANUTS 46871                 0   2      6         ALLERGY (7866)            
-APISH BOUNCE 47743            0   2      6         COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      
-DOGS 46870                    0   2      6         ALLERGY (7866)            
 INDEPENDENCE 45721            0   2      6         ROCKETS RED GLARE (7677)  
 BJORKEN 46960                 0   1      5         CLAN IKEA (7881)          
 HERE TO ETERNITY 43647        1   1      4         ROOKIE MAIDEN 46 (7322)   
-THE NOMAD 43737               0   2      2         ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   
 JEREMY TITAN 47059            0   2      2         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 WILL TITAN 47058              0   2      2         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 CRUNCHY ROLL 32593            0   1      1         121604G (5377)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KNOCK, KNOCK, K 44847   7  7 1 071406F 7541         TYRANNOSAURUS M 38202 194   
EAT MY FURY 45798       6  3   10/25/06E 7690       SHREDDER 40963        194   
DA#4 6145               0  1   ALMOST III 858       LAMIA 42782           192   
MINNESOTA 41845         1  2   BIG TEN 8 6990       BUBBLE GUM 30431      190  NOT REVENGED
BAERL 32130             4  3   CHURCH OF POWER 5299 8-TRACK 42344         192   
RONNSKAR 46962          0  1   CLAN IKEA 7881       HIGH ELF              194  NONE
MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794   1  1   COOL NAMES 22 8035   STEELCRASH 24769      194   
DEAD 48091              0  1   DEADWOOD 8023        BLACK ORC             194  NONE
THIS ROLLUP 41311      10  3   DISAPPOINTING 6892   BLACK FLAG 46046      192   
COMIC BOOK 30432        1  2   FIVE & DIME 4988     SPEEDY 37067          190  NOT REVENGED
RUN ME ONCE 42326       5  3   GOTTA DO IT 7076     WEBBED TOES 38943     192   
JILL KELLEY 4605        0  1   IVER'S GIRLZ 622     SPYMASTER             194  NONE
BATMAN 46889            0  2   JUSTICE LEAGUE 7870  0007 30972            193   
DO HICKEY 47649        10 11   MONEY PIT II 8007    PRISONER 069 41052    192   
WHATEVER 24109          0  1   NUT UP! 3849         BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
0002 30592              0  1   OCT 2004 2 5015      SHEWISH GIANT         194  NONE
X 30591                 0  1   OCT 2004 2 5015      BLACK ORC             194  NONE
X1 30593                0  1   OCT 2004 2 5015      ARENAMASTER           194  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
X2 30594                0  1   OCT 2004 2 5015      WURM KIN              194  NONE
0005 30600              0  1   OCT 2004 3 5016      MOUNTAIN TROLL        194  NONE
X 30597                 0  1   OCT 2004 3 5016      SPYMASTER             194  NONE
X1 30598                0  1   OCT 2004 3 5016      STONE GOLEM           194  NONE
X2 30599                0  1   OCT 2004 3 5016      SHEWISH GIANT         194  NONE
X 30970                 0  1   OCT 2004 5 5088      DARK CHAMPION         194  NONE
X2 30971                0  1   OCT 2004 5 5088      BANDIT PRINCE         194  NONE
X3 30973                0  1   OCT 2004 5 5088      WURM KIN              194  NONE
X4 30974                0  1   OCT 2004 5 5088      MOUNTAIN TROLL        194  NONE
RETRIBUTION 45034       5  4 1 REVENGE, INC. 7573   CANNELTON 36010       194   
POP QUIZ 46899          1  1   SCHOOL 7872          NO WORRIES! 47477     193   
BUBBLE BOY 33047        1  1   SPECIAL ED 191 5125  RETRIBUTION 45034     190  NOT REVENGED
ALL SOLD OUT 46399      0  2   STONED ROOKIES  7778 ROAD RUNNER 36203     192   
BLOWING SNOT BU 41325   0  3   TALENTS 6895         BARABOR 32124         192   
EDGE 46040              2  3   TONGUE N CHEEK 7724  HIGH ELF              194  NONE
MILLAR 32126            0  3   TRIBE OF DAWN 5298   HERCULES 37556        191   
JOKE 48087              0  1   WHAT A CARD 8081     SPYMASTER             194  NONE
KING OF CLUBS 48044     0  1   WHAT A CARD 8081     HIGH ELF              194  NONE
DEAD GUY 48092          0  1   YEOMAN JOHNSON 8022  BLACK ORC             194  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EDGE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
0005 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
0002 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WHATEVER was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JOKE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
JILL KELLEY was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
X was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
RONNSKAR was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
DEAD GUY was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
X4 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
X3 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
X2 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
X was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
KING OF CLUBS was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X2 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
X2 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
X1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
X1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
X was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLACK FLAG won victory over 1104 in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title bout.
MONGOOSE handily defeated ULTIMATE SIN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LOOGIE CLAP luckily beat 2301 in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
THE BOBSTER overpowered PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TYRANNOSAURUS MEX delivered the death blow upon KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK in a 1 minute 
WRATH luckily beat CROC FILES in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
DANLE overcame PRISONER 0118 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's Challenge duel.
GO WEST was luckily beaten by ABSORB ALL in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
RETRIBUTION was killed by CANNELTON in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
SEQUOIA overpowered 0013 in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
CECIL BOLTON was beaten by HI-FI in a dull 5 minute Challenge duel.
DARK HORSE was overpowered by DAMION CORONA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BILE ON THE BULLET overcame SWEATING in a 1 minute brutal Challenge duel.
CLAYMORE overpowered GROLISH URGH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COLD HEARTED MAN handily defeated HOLY MOLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HELLSPECTRE was savagely defeated by NAGA, DARK in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
PET STARS was overpowered by TOUCHE' TURTLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
KENNY savagely defeated HONG KONG in a action packed 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
INDEPENDENCE was viciously subdued by DARGONNE in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
1101 was overpowered by UNGA BUNGA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TWO TON PAPERWEIGHT demolished SOULSNARE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CROCODILE HUNTER overpowered HOLY GRAIL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BYX was overcome by 2804 in a action packed 1 minute master's match.
8-TRACK was beaten by PEARL in a exciting 2 minute fight.
DEVIL CHILD vanquished DERBY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COPY OF A COPY demolished SOLDIER 1 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
EAT MY FURY was easily killed by SHREDDER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PERCY QUIN 24 was beaten by YES MAN in a action packed 1 minute bloody competition.
STUCK TO THE COUCH demolished IRMEAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BABY TOOTH was subdued by KFC BOWL OF DEATH in a action packed 2 minute fight.
PIGGISH IS FUN outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiring 12 minute bloody uneven bout.
BSG R0X0RZ vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAACRED HIGH handily defeated GALEB DUHR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
VITO BERTOLDO was overpowered by FIRE IN THE HOLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LITTLEST TYRANT devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SUPER GIDDY demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CATHARI was demolished by DING, DONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
SHARK ATTACK beat YOU WANT PAIN in a action packed 1 minute bout.
RON TITAN devastated WILD HORSES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GET OVER YOURSELF viciously subdued CRIKEY! in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
RUN ME TWICE overpowered SOUL STRIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BRONZE vanquished I GET AROUND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARCANE demolished ARABIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
B beat FLIGHT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
BRAIN MOLE vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LISA was luckily beaten by THE CLANSMAN in a 2 minute gory fight.
MOONLIGHT MILE won victory over WILL TITAN in a tiresome 5 minute duel.
ETTERCAP was subdued by EYES OF A STRANGER in a 2 minute battle.
LAMIA was vanquished by ACID DROP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIGHTMARE bested STORMSHOCK in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
STEELCRASH killed MIDSIZE WHOOPER in a 2 minute brutal match.
BEAST OF BURDEN was overpowered by RUN HILLARY RUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEMUR FRAT overpowered OFF MY CLOUD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SLOP KARATE was bested by THE CLARIVOYANT in a exciting 3 minute amateur's match.
OSCAR 4 was luckily beaten by KOKO TITAN in a 3 minute amateur's duel.
JEREMY TITAN was demolished by GIRLY MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SYNDICATE SOLDIER 2 viciously subdued CRUNCHY ROLL in a 1 minute novice's melee.
HERE TO ETERNITY was unbelievably bested by OPRAH TITA in a 3 minute beginner's match.
NEW FACES was handily defeated by LOSER in a 1 minute uneven match.
HOOKS IN YOU overcame BJORKEN in a 1 minute novice's duel.
RUN SILENT narrowly defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute brutal contest.
HOLY SMOKE was devastated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         STRIKING ATTACK  207 - 158 - 15      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  28         WALL OF STEEL     53 -  50 -  3      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     24         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  28 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         TOTAL PARRY       97 - 116 -  3      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         AIMED BLOW        84 - 111 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         LUNGING ATTACK   144 - 193 - 12      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  40 -  2      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  50 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  23 -  0      23  |

Turn 194 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 18         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 12     AIMED BLOW         5 - 13         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       12 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BLACK FLAG -19490          18  10  3  127 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
STRIKING ATTACK  TWO TON PAPERWEIGH -23390  10   2  0  114 PSYCHOSTICK!! (7045)
WALL OF STEEL    TYRANNOSAURUS MEX -27334    9   3  1   92 ACID REFLUX (6344)
AIMED BLOW       SOULSNARE -28288            7   4  0   72 OBLIVION CLEAVERS (6167)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOLY GRAIL -23573          11   9  0   69 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DEVIL CHILD -22526          6   4  0   68 THE NEPHEW (7198)
SLASHING ATTACK  ARCANE -22707               3   0  0   36 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2301 17798.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CANNELTON -29526.  The ten other most popular fighters were 2301 17798, CROC FILES 
-19832, SLOP KARATE -17766, GO WEST -25047, MONGOOSE -19480, NAGA, DARK -22764, KENNY 
-17809, KFC BOWL OF DEATH -20634, LOOGIE CLAP -19487, and 8-TRACK -23192.

The least popular fighter this week was PIGGISH IS FUN -20679.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CECIL BOLTON -23288, WILL TITAN -18478, HI-FI -23193, HOLY 
SMOKE -21976, RUN SILENT -21950, BJORKEN -18576, NEW FACES -18846, CRUNCHY ROLL 
32593, JEREMY TITAN -18477, and OFF MY CLOUD -18979.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLACK FLAG (82--19490) TONGUE N CHEEK