DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/18/2007    Duedate: 08/31/2007

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 206

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POLICY OF TRUTH
DM OWNS YOU (6076)
(82-36788) [10-5-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YELLOW SUBMARINE               EROTIC VAULT
COLOR TUNES (5502)             COOL NAMES 2 (8025)
(82-33319) [18-7-0,117]        (82-47745) [8-0-0,98]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2804                           XXXX
NUMBERS 6 (2721)               EX'S (8428)
(82-17776) [18-28-1,87]        (82-50116) [0-1-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALLERGY (7866)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLOR TUNES (5502)            35 
2. KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)     28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
3. BEEN THERE II (7684)          27    Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047)     23 
5. DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)        22    COOL NAMES 2 (8025)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*COOL NAMES 2 (8025)        9   0  0 100.   1/ 3*ALLERGY (7866)            4  6 0
 2/10*DUNGEON CELL 92 (8338)     2   0  0 100.   2/ 8*NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    3  0 0
 3- 4*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)       2   0  0 100.   3/ 2 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 3  0 0
 4- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  2   0  0 100.   4/90*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    3  7 0
 5- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  2   0  0 100.   5/ 1 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     3  8 0
 6/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  2   0  0 100.   6/24 RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   3  9 1
 7/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)    2   0  0 100.   7/36*DUNGEON CELL 92 (8338)    2  0 0
 8/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS DM (7448)  1   0  1 100.   8-21 OLD SCHOOL (7080)         2  0 0
 9/ 0*SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)     1   0  0 100.   9/42*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   2  0 0
10/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)     1   0  0 100.  10/48 DM OWNS YOU (6076)        2  0 0
11- 9*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)    1   0  0 100.  11/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 2  0 0
12/ 0*FLASHING BLADES (8278)     1   0  0 100.  12/ 0 COLOR TUNES (5502)        2  0 0
13/ 0*DANCE WITH THE DEV (8282)  1   0  0 100.  13/ 5*SYMPTOMS (7868)           2  1 0
14- 7*THE LEGALITIES (8293)      1   0  0 100.  14/ 6*DRINKS! (7871)            2  1 0
15/ 0*THRONE OF DARKNESS (8305)  1   0  0 100.  15/16 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     2  1 0
16-11*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     1   0  0 100.  16/22 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          2  2 0
17- 8*DUNGEON CELL 95 (8341)     1   0  0 100.  17/78*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    2  3 0
18/ 0*CAT SOUP (8423)            1   0  0 100.  18/75*METAL (7865)              2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)    1   0  0 100.  19/82*DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    2  4 0
20/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7028)  1   0  0 100.  20/80*DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    2  4 0
21/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594)  1   0  0 100.  21/85*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    2  4 0
22-12*ON THE GO (7680)           1   0  0 100.  22/84*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    2  4 0
23/ 0*BEEN THERE II (7684)       1   0  0 100.  23/23 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    2  4 0
24-15*121604L (5382)             7   1  0 87.5  24/88*SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    2  8 0
25-16 071406C (8443)            18   3  0 85.7  25/ 0*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     1  0 1
26/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025)  6   1  0 85.7  26/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS DM (7448) 1  0 1
27/17 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 17   3  2 85.0  27- 4*SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)    1  0 1
28-18*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7425)  5   1  0 83.3  28-59*DARK TOADS 05B (5489)     1  0 1
29-19 10/25/06B (7687)          12   3  0 80.0  29/ 0*SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)    1  0 0
30/ 2*DISCOVER (7874)            4   1  1 80.0  30-31*DUNGEON CELL 95 (8341)    1  0 0
31-20*COOL NAMES 16 (8032)       4   1  0 80.0  31/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)    1  0 0
32/24*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)    4   1  0 80.0  32/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   1  0 0
33-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 13   4  3 76.5  33/30*COOL NAMES 2 (8025)       1  0 0
34/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 12   4  2 75.0  34- 7*COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      1  0 0
35-26 THE TEAM (6703)            8   3  0 72.7  35-33*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   1  0 0
36-27*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)       5   2  0 71.4  36/ 0*FLASHING BLADES (8278)    1  0 0
37/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019)  5   2  0 71.4  37/ 0*DANCE WITH THE DEV (8282) 1  0 0
38/28 DM OWNS YOU (6076)        12   5  0 70.6  38-34*THE LEGALITIES (8293)     1  0 0
39/ 0 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      18   8  0 69.2  39- 9*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      1  0 0
40-29*10/25/06D (7689)           6   3  0 66.7  40/ 0*THRONE OF DARKNESS (8305) 1  0 0
41/23*RED MEAT X (6388)          6   3  0 66.7  41-35*THIEVES' GUILD (8329)     1  0 0
42/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047)  4   2  0 66.7  42-10*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 1  0 0
43/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)    4   2  0 66.7  43-11*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 1  0 0
44/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)    2   1  1 66.7  44-29*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861) 1  0 0
45-32*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  2   1  0 66.7  45-28*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  0 0
46-33*SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)     5   3  1 62.5  46/ 0*SIMPSONS (7867)           1  0 0
47-34*THIEVES' GUILD (8329)      5   3  0 62.5  47/ 0*CAT SOUP (8423)           1  0 0
48-35 071406O (7544)            11   7  1 61.1  48-45*TEAM 9 III (7428)         1  0 0
49-38*040707S (8163)             3   2  0 60.0  49/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 1  0 0
50-39*TEAM 8 III (7430)          3   2  0 60.0  50/ 0*BEEN THERE II (7684)      1  0 0
51/ 0*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      3   2  0 60.0  51/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 1  0 0
52-40*SAY IT 10X FAST (2345)     3   2  0 60.0  52-14*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7425) 1  0 0
53/ 0 COLOR TUNES (5502)        35  24  1 59.3  53/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   1  0 0
54-41 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        16  11  0 59.3  54-38*TEAM 8 III (7430)         1  0 0
55-36 OUTER PLANES (6473)       10   7  0 58.8  55/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7028) 1  0 0
56-44*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)       4   3  1 57.1  56-15 071406O (7544)            1  0 0
57/30*DRINKS! (7871)             4   3  0 57.1  57-64*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 1  0 0
58-46*DARK TOADS II (5451)       4   3  0 57.1  58/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594) 1  0 0
59/50 ILL STRATEGY (6317)       15  12  1 55.6  59-43*TALENTS (6895)            1  0 0
60/61*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)   5   4  0 55.6  60-44*ON THE GO (7680)          1  0 0
61/37*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)     6   5  1 54.5  61-13 10/25/06B (7687)          1  0 0
62-48 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 13  11  0 54.2  62-12*10/25/06D (7689)          1  0 0
63/47*METAL (7865)               7   6  0 53.8  63/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   1  0 0
64/59 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 10   9  0 52.6  64/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 1  0 0
65-52 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (789)  21  19  0 52.5  65/53 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  0 0
66/58 INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   11  10  0 52.4  66/49 ILL STRATEGY (6317)       1  0 0
67-55 OLD SCHOOL (7080)         19  18  2 51.4  67-50*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       1  0 0
68/54 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          55  53  2 50.9  68-52*THAT TEAM IX (6383)       1  0 0
69/75 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)      8   8  0 50.0  69-20 OUTER PLANES (6473)       1  0 0
70/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     5   5  0 50.0  70/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047) 1  0 0
71/81*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)     5   5  0 50.0  71-46*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)       1  0 0
72/ 0*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)      3   3  1 50.0  72-55 THE TEAM (6703)           1  0 0
73-64*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)      3   3  0 50.0  73-68*121604L (5382)            1  0 0
74-66*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  2   2  0 50.0  74-69*DARK TOADS II (5451)      1  0 0
75/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)  2   2  0 50.0  75-70*DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     1  0 0
76-67*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  2   2  0 50.0  76-71 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814) 1  0 0
77-69*OLD FOLKS (6404)           2   2  0 50.0  77/ 0 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  0 0
78-70*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861)  1   1  0 50.0  78-56 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 1  0 0
79-72*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  1   1  0 50.0  35/135*THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  1  0 0
80-71*RAN OUT (7869)             1   1  0 50.0  80/25*DISCOVER (7874)           1  1 1
81/ 0*MCPANTS (8425)             1   1  0 50.0  81/ 0*MCPANTS (8425)            1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      1   1  0 50.0  82-18 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        1  1 0
83-73*CREDIT COUNTS (6507)       1   1  0 50.0  83/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 1  1 0
84-74*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)        1   1  0 50.0  84/63*KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)   1  1 0
85/77 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          46  53  2 46.5  85/ 0 OFF-COLOR (5839)          1  1 0
86-78*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)   5   6  1 45.5  86/98 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     1  2 0
87-79*RENS (7873)                5   6  0 45.5  87/ 0*NEW TOADS AND (7520)      1  2 0
88/80 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    106 130  9 44.9  88/73 INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   1  2 0
89/63*SYMPTOMS (7868)            3   4  0 42.9  89/19 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     1  2 0
90/ 0*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)      3   4  0 42.9  90/74 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          1  2 0
91/86 RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   30  42  3 41.7  91-76*DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    1  3 0
92-85 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814)  5   7  1 41.7  92/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 39 (5950)    1  4 1
93/88*NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    10  15  0 40.0  93/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)    1  4 0
94/82*DUNGEON CELL 43 (5954)     4   6  0 40.0  94-83*DUNGEON CELL 80 (7094)    1  4 0
95/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)  2   3  0 40.0  95/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    1  4 0
96/65*KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)    2   3  0 40.0  96-87 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    1  4 0
97-89*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  3   5  0 37.5  97/79*DUNGEON CELL 43 (5954)    1  4 0
98-90*THAT TEAM IX (6383)        3   5  0 37.5  98/81*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    1  5 0
99-92*TALENTS (6895)             4   7  0 36.4  99/86*DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    1  5 0
00/91 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     10  18  1 35.7  00/89 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    1  6 0
01/ 0 OFF-COLOR (5839)          12  22  2 35.3  01/92*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    0  6 0
02/ 0 POWER PLAY (4037)         32  62  0 34.0  02/93*DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    0  6 0
03/97 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    17  34  1 33.3  03/94*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)    0  6 0
04/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 39 (5950)     2   4  1 33.3  04/95*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    0  6 0
14/114*DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)     2   4  0 33.3  05/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 91 II (8483) 0  5 0
13/113*DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)     2   4  0 33.3  06/ 0*FLAMEBLADE (8099)         0  4 0
07-94*DARK TOADS 05B (5489)      1   2  1 33.3  07/ 0*MISFIT TOYS C (7995)      0  4 0
08-96*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058)  1   2  0 33.3  08/ 0*BLADES OF VALOR (7523)    0  4 0
09-95*BRIEFCASE X (7723)         1   2  0 33.3  09/ 0 SHARON STUFF (5362)       0  4 0
10/93 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  10  21  0 32.3  10-96*RENS (7873)               0  3 0
26/126*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)     3   7  0 30.0  11/99 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   0  3 0
12/98 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   10  24  0 29.4  01/101 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  3 0
01-101 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  4  10  0 28.6  13-91 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  3 0
22/122*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)     2   5  0 28.6  03-103*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)  0  2 0
15/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)    2   5  0 28.6  15/ 0*FOOD (8429)               0  2 0
21/121*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)     2   5  0 28.6  16/ 0*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     0  2 0
02-102 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     4  11  0 26.7  24/124*OUTTA THE CUPBOARD (7114) 0  2 0
09/109*ALLERGY (7866)             5  14  0 26.3  02-102*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  0  1 0
19/ 0*NEW TOADS AND (7520)       4  12  0 25.0  13-113*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  0  1 0
03-103 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)    4  12  0 25.0  20-61*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 0  1 0
04-104*TEAM 9 III (7428)          1   3  0 25.0  21-58*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      0  1 0
06-106*DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)     1   3  0 25.0  16-116*DUNGEON CELL 93 (8339)    0  1 0
23/ 0 SHARON STUFF (5362)        9  29  0 23.7  23-60*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      0  1 0
10/110 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     19  68  0 21.8  12-112*RAN OUT (7869)            0  1 0
11/111 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    12  45  0 21.1  10-110*THAT TEAM CXVIV (8294)    0  1 0
24/124*SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)     2   8  0 20.0  26-97*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)  0  1 0
12-112 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    2   8  0 20.0  27-62*040707S (8163)            0  1 0
28/ 0*SIMPSONS (7867)            1   4  0 20.0  28/ 0*SOUL REAPERS (8426)       0  1 0
29/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)     1   4  0 20.0  29/ 0*BRANDS (8427)             0  1 0
15-115*DUNGEON CELL 80 (7094)     1   4  0 20.0  30/ 0*EX'S (8428)               0  1 0
16-116*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        1   4  0 20.0  31/ 0*SILVER SOLUTIONS (8324)   0  1 0
23-123 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   10  59  1 14.5  32/ 0*SCI FI HEROES (7999)      0  1 0
18/118*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)     1   6  0 14.3  09-109*BERRIES (8272)            0  1 0
19/119*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)     1   6  0 14.3  34/ 0*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     0  1 0
20/120*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)     1   6  0 14.3  20-120 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   0  1 0
25-125 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   10  61  1 14.1  18-118 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   0  1 0
37/ 0*FLAMEBLADE (8099)          1   7  0 12.5  37/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 0  1 0
27-127*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)   1  15  0  6.3  04-104*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 0  1 0
28-128*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)   1  16  0  5.9  19-119*DUNGEON CELL 82 (7096)    0  1 0
29-129 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   2  43  0  4.4  17-117*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058) 0  1 0
30-130*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)   0  15  0  0.0  05-105*BRIEFCASE X (7723)        0  1 0
31/131*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     0   9  0  0.0  42/ 0*MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     0  1 0
32/132*DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)     0   6  0  0.0  43/ 0*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     0  1 0
44/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 91 II (8483)  0   5  0  0.0  44-65*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
45/ 0*MISFIT TOYS C (7995)       0   4  0  0.0  30-130*CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      0  1 0
46/ 0*BLADES OF VALOR (7523)     0   4  0  0.0  29-129*SHADOWSDANCERS (6105)     0  1 0
47/ 0*MONSTER MASH-H (7158)      0   4  0  0.0  47/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   0  1 0
48/ 0*FOOD (8429)                0   2  0  0.0  48/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   0  1 0
33-133*DUNGEON CELL 82 (7096)     0   2  0  0.0  49-66 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 0  1 0
40/140*OUTTA THE CUPBOARD (7114)  0   2  0  0.0  50-77 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  1 0
51/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)  0   2  0  0.0  00-100 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 5 (6874)   0  1 0
52/ 0*SILVER SOLUTIONS (8324)    0   1  0  0.0  26/126*RED MEAT X (6388)         0  1 0
53/ 0*SOUL REAPERS (8426)        0   1  0  0.0  28-128*OLD FOLKS (6404)          0  1 0
54/ 0*BRANDS (8427)              0   1  0  0.0  33-133*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 0  1 0
55/ 0*EX'S (8428)                0   1  0  0.0  55-72 SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4873) 0  1 0
56/ 0*SCI FI HEROES (7999)       0   1  0  0.0  56/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 0  1 0
37-137*BERRIES (8272)             0   1  0  0.0  57/ 0 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      0  1 0
36-136*DUNGEON CELL 93 (8339)     0   1  0  0.0  36-136*SAY IT 10X FAST (2345)    0  1 0
38-138*THAT TEAM CXVIV (8294)     0   1  0  0.0  39-139 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM (789)  0  1 0
42-142*SHADOWSDANCERS (6105)      0   1  0  0.0  47-147 071406C (8443)            0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team TITANS RIP-OFF was 
unseated this week as ALLERGY moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with a 
1-1-0 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with SACS DE SABLE 1's team record!  A 2-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of RED IRON KNIGHTS.  How else 
weeks like this one's 2-2-1?  How else the sudden move to 6th team?  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with DUNGEON CELL 92's team record!  A 1-0-0 
week and now a firm grasp on a 7th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery 
on the part of ARCANE TREASURES.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 9th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
DM OWNS YOU's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 10th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of DUNGEON CELL 66.  How else 
weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 17th team?  The proverbial 
rising comet can only hope to compare with METAL's team record!  A 1-1-0 week and now 
a firm grasp on a 18th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of DUNGEON CELL 77.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move 
to 19th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DUNGEON CELL 
75's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 20th place ranking.  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of DUNGEON CELL 68.  How else weeks like this 
one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 21st team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with DUNGEON CELL 67's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 22nd place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of SACS 
DE SABLE 3.  How else weeks like this one's 1-2-0?  How else the sudden move to 24th 
team?  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this 
week as they dropped to 65th position as the result of going 1-0-0!  My tutors were 
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week ILL 
STRATEGY went 1-0-0 and fell 17 notches into 66th!  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with THE BROTHERHOOD 8's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a 
firm grasp on a 79th place ranking.  DISCOVER bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 80th position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week KELLUMBO'S K 06F went 0-1-0 and fell 21 notches into 84th!  I have 
begun to suspect trickery on the part of MONSTER MASH-N.  How else weeks like this 
one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 86th team?  INQUISITION 06B3 bore the brunt 
of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 88th position as the 
result of going 1-0-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise 
the harder you fall.  This week MEDAL OF HONOR went 0-1-0 and fell 70 notches into 
89th!  NUMBERS 6 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 90th position as the result of going 1-0-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week DUNGEON CELL 43 
went 0-1-0 and fell 18 notches into 97th!  DUNGEON CELL 72 bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 98th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week DUNGEON CELL 45 went 0-1-0 and fell 13 notches into 99th! 
DUNGEON CELL 21 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 100th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week MEDAL OF HONOR V 
went 0-1-0 and fell 12 notches into 111th!  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 112th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  BOSTON caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested XXXX and was awarded 27 points in recognition.  In one of the 
week's more notable duels, B put down VITO BERTOLDO, causing him to lose 11 points of 
recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has POLICY OF TRUTH in the past laid 
claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week she's proven hers combat skill yet 
again.  No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has gained their 
position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city DWES EG.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in DWES EG 
these days is DUNGEON CELL 62.  At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid 
them.  Apparently the stalwarts of ARCANE TREASURES are catching the bulk of jests 
down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk at the 
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are 
after MAI TAI.  Watch your back!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  I must report the passing of WILL TITAN, 
veteran of many duels.  3-8-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays 
no favorites.  My condolences to DUNGEON CELL 43 for their loss of a very promising 
warrior, PRISONER 0217.  PRISONER 0217 went to doom before the arms of TINNIE TATE, a 
warrior of RED IRON KNIGHTS.  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In 
the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till we meet 
again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a 
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLICY OF TRUTH 36788        10   5    114         DM OWNS YOU (6076)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YELLOW SUBMARINE 33319       18   7    117         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
 EROTIC VAULT 47745            8   0     98         COOL NAMES 2 (8025)       
 PRISONER 0103 33733          12  41     97         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
-8-TRACK 42344                12   7  2  96         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
-SUPER GIDDY 45782            12   3     96         10/25/06B (7687)          
-BLESSING 48644                5   2     96         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
-3 40222                       8   3     92         THE TEAM (6703)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0118 33748          12  29     86         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
 PRINCESS JAMIE 40425          7   2  1  86         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
-SUPPOSABLE THUMBS 45792       6   3     84         10/25/06D (7689)          
-GALTAR 44221                  5   1     84         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7425)
 PRISONER 0227 36363           6   1  1  80         DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    
-URIDIZU 39668                10   7     79         OUTER PLANES (6473)       
 B 34108                      10   9     76         INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 
 WARHEAD 13913                 5   4     75         THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  
-COLONEL NOPE 32622            7   1     73         121604L (5382)            
 PROFESSOR BOOTY 38046         9   8     70         ILL STRATEGY (6317)       
 CECIL BOLTON 42248            5  17     70         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
 ARTIST 32520                  6   7     69         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
 SALEM 42046                   6   1     68         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7025)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478          10  21     67         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 RON TITAN 44387               9  14     67         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARYIZZLE 40426               5   2  1  61         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 GALEB DUHR 42803              3   3  1  59         MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     
 GROLISH URGH 41966            6   5     57         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
-HOOT'N HONEY 44246            3   1     57         TEAM 8 III (7430)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDISON 36634                  4   2     56         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047) 
-EATING MY FEET 41328          4   4     56         TALENTS (6895)            
 SHARK ATTACK 43864           11  10     55         INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   
 VITO BERTOLDO 41532          10  18  1  55         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 SAUCERHEAD THARPE 49712       7   8     54         RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   
-HI-FI 42343                   7  11     54         OLD SCHOOL (7080)         
 GREENSLEEVES 46003            4   0     54         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-RUN HILLARY RUN 45362         5   3  1  51         SCARY PROSPECTS (7624)    
-THAT WARRIOR 38408            2   4     50         THAT TEAM IX (6383)       
 BRONZE 46865                  6   2     48         METAL (7865)              
 NAGA, DARK 42772              5   6     48         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 PRISONER 0280 38220           5   1     46         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
-IMMACULATE 35293              5   7  1  45         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5814)
 SWEATING 46878                3   4     45         SYMPTOMS (7868)           
 DARNESHA 42015                5   2     43         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-TH 42217                      3   5     43         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)
 FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983       3   5     43         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 BRADACK 46007                 4   0     42         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         3   7     42         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 TINNIE TATE 49716             5  10  3  41         RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   
-MAZZY FENTON 49572            4   0     40         THIEVES' GUILD (8329)     
 BURNIN RING OF FIBER 38436    3   3     40         RED MEAT X (6388)         
 PRISONER 0327 40997           5   1     39         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 COLD HEARTED MAN 40289        4   2     39         ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   
-WEBBED JOES 39906             1   1     39         SLOPPY FROGS (6640)       
 HAZE 49272                    5   4     38         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
-ROMAN RAPPER 47765            4   3  1  38         COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      
 CHARCOAL 36119                4   2  1  38         OFF-COLOR (5839)          
-GEEZER DOPE 47780             4   1     37         COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      
 HARVEY 46194                  2   3     37         KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)   
 GODSMACK 48417                5   1     36         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
 SADLER 49718                 10   5     35         RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   
-SLOP KARATE 47770             5   2     35         COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOY HORSEY 45013              3   1     33         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-ICE CUBE 33284                2   3     33         DARK TOADS 05I (5496)     
 TWEEN 46911                   4   1  1  32         DISCOVER (7874)           
-BILLY BOB 33245               1   2  1  32         DARK TOADS 05B (5489)     
-AMEX 39108                    1   1     32         CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      
 DORIS 49714                   5   9     31         RED IRON KNIGHTS (8351)   
-GORGON 33032                  3   2     31         DARK TOADS II (5451)      
-BESS 35303                    2   1     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
 KAORU MOTO 48418              4   4     30         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 TOURNEY STRIKER 46189         2   0     30         KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   
 PRISONER 0340 41010           2   1     30         DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    
-PRUNE JUICE 38544             2   2     30         OLD FOLKS (6404)          
 FISH 46869                    3   1     29         ALLERGY (7866)            
-MEROBRYLLA 37956              2   9     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)
-PAPERCLIP TIARA 38367         1   2     29         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
-PHOSPOHORIC 48669             1   0     29         SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   
 PRISONER 0307 39271           1   2     29         DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)    
 AMPHIBIAN 45138               2   2     28         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUGS MAW 44237                1   3     28         TEAM 9 III (7428)         
 BOSTON 45766                  1   0     27         BEEN THERE II (7684)      
 PRISONER 0312 39276           0   5     27         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
-SHIN EMBARGO 48558            3   2     25         040707S (8163)            
-TIPS 45738                    1   0     25         ON THE GO (7680)          
-KOKO TITAN 46305              3   7     24         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-THE RISING 43100              2   8     24         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
 TROUE BIDE 46080              2   1     24         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            2   0     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0374 41887           2   0     23         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
 BABEL 46069                   2   1     23         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 PUHLEEZE 44338                1   0  1  22         KELLUMBO'S KIDS DM2 (7448)
 HARPY 42799                   0   4     22         MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     
 MAI TAI 46896                 3   2     21         DRINKS! (7871)            
 SOUL STRIPPER 40335           2   5     21         ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   
 OISIN 46021                   2   0     21         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
 PRISONER 0456 49643           2   0     21         DUNGEON CELL 92 (8338)    
-BLASPHEMER 42213              1   2     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7058)
-FROM, SOULTAKER 46830         1   1     21         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (7861)
 VICTORY 5 47229               2   1  1  20         ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   
 PRISONER 0333 41003           2   1     20         DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          2   2     20         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
-NUDE 46887                    1   1     20         RAN OUT (7869)            
-ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            1   1     20         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
 PRISONER 0381 42371           2   0     19         DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    
 DEATH KNIGHT 42812            1   2     19         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 ABNER 46016                   1   2     19         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
 HORSESHOE 47508               1   0     19         SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)    
 CARARD 46027                  1   2     19         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 
 SAPPHIRA 45158                0   1     19         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 
-ELEPHANT 42220                2   2     18         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
 PRISONER 0355 41873           1   2     18         DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    
-CATS 46868                    1   3     18         ALLERGY (7866)            
 STEEL 46867                   1   4     17         METAL (7865)              
 ZEALOT 48160                  1   1     17         FLAMEBLADE (8099)         
 HARBINGER 46015               1   0     17         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
-PARKER 46908                  1   4     17         RENS (7873)               
 MODEL PRISONER 39321          1   0  1  16         DUNGEON CELL 39 (5950)    
 DOGS 46870                    1   5     16         ALLERGY (7866)            
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         1   1     16         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 PRISONER 0358 41876           1   2     16         DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    
-PINK PONY 49302               2   0     15         HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      
-PRISONER 0398 42445           1   0     15         DUNGEON CELL 80 (7094)    
-CORRUPT WARDEN 42662          1   0     15         DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    
-PEANUTS 46871                 0   5     15         ALLERGY (7866)            
 SIENNA 39090                  0   2     14         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
 ANKHEG 42828                  0   1     13         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      2   0     11         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
 MURMUR 49351                  1   0     11         THRONE OF DARKNESS (8305) 
 FLAMING FOXTROT 49221         1   0     11         DANCE WITH THE DEVI (8282)
-PRISONER 0415 42462           1   0     11         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    
-INTERROGATORY 49282           1   0     11         THE LEGALITIES (8293)     
 BUCK ROGERS 47604             0   1     11         SCI FI HEROES (7999)      
 CLEAVER 49203                 1   0     10         FLASHING BLADES (8278)    
-PRISONER 0469 49656           1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
 SORA 50103                    1   0     10         MCPANTS (8425)            
 NESHELE 42059                 1   0     10         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7028)
 EVANS BLUE 46184              1   0     10         KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   
-PRISOENR 0474 49661           1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL 95 (8341)    
 MOE 49305                     1   0      9         SIMPSONS (7867)           
 TAIL 50089                    1   0      9         CAT SOUP (8423)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAGE 50392                    1   0      9         OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)    
 ARCTIC MONKEY 45192           1   0      7         KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594) 
 PRISONER 0450 50407           1   0      7         DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)    
 AURUMVORAX 42831              0   1      7         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-PRISONER 0462 49649           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 93 (8339)    
-PRISONER 0414 42461           0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    
 BULLET 49529                  0   1      7         SILVER SOLUTIONS (8324)   
 CHICKEN LEG 50099             0   1      7         MCPANTS (8425)            
 KENNY DOLL 47586              0   1      7         MISFIT TOYS C (7995)      
-THAT WARRIOR 49284            0   1      7         THAT TEAM CXVIV (8294)    
 CROAKER 50507                 1   0      6         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
 TROOPER 2=7 50555             1   0      6         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-JAMAL TITAN 48677             1   3      6         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 PRISONER 0380 42370           0   2      6         DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    
 XXXX 50116                    0   1      5         EX'S (8428)               
 SONY 50111                    0   1      5         BRANDS (8427)             
 CHERRY 50122                  0   1      5         FOOD (8429)               
 UNDEAD BARBIE 47584           0   1      5         MISFIT TOYS C (7995)      
-ARTUR WOLFTOOTH 36934         0   1      5         SHADOWSDANCERS (6105)     
 ICHIGO 50105                  0   1      5         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 DENNIS THUG 49546             0   4      4         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 MORTON SALT 42544             0   2      2         OUTTA THE CUPBOARD  (7114)
 TROOPER 5 50553               0   1      1         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-ASHBERRY 49171                0   1      1         BERRIES (8272)            
 TROOPER 6 50554               0   1      1         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AELLAS 44718            0  1   BLADES OF VALOR 7523 SPYMASTER             206  NONE
AEMAN 44719             0  1   BLADES OF VALOR 7523 BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
EEDYNN 44720            0  1   BLADES OF VALOR 7523 BLACK ORC             206  NONE
NIMABIL 44717           0  1   BLADES OF VALOR 7523 SPYMASTER             206  NONE
DELL 46033              1  2   BRIEFCASE X 7723     RUN HILLARY RUN 45362 204   
PRISONER 0197 36019     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 39 5950 HIGH ELF              206  NONE
PRISONER 0198 36020     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 39 5950 DARK CHAMPION         206  NONE
PRISONER 0199 36021     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 39 5950 WURM KIN              206  NONE
PRISONER 0200 36022     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 39 5950 WURM KIN              206  NONE
PRISONER 0217 36039     4  3   DUNGEON CELL 43 5954 TINNIE TATE 49716     206   
PRISONER 0251 38216     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 56 6345 SPYMASTER             206  NONE
PRISONER 0252 38217     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 56 6345 HIGH ELF              206  NONE
PRISONER 0253 38218     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 56 6345 BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
PRISONER 0254 38219     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 56 6345 BLACK ORC             206  NONE
PRISONER 0446 50406     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 90 8482 BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
PRISONER 0447 50410     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 90 8482 SHEWISH GIANT         206  NONE
PRISONER 0448 50409     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 90 8482 MOUNTAIN TROLL        206  NONE
PRISONER 0449 50408     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 90 8482 BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
PRISONER 0451 50411     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
PRISONER 0452 50415     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 MOUNTAIN TROLL        206  NONE
PRISONER 0453 50414     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 STONE GOLEM           206  NONE
PRISONER 0454 50413     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 BLACK ORC             206  NONE
PRISONER 0455 50412     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 PUHLEEZE 44338        206   
FLAME X 50548           0  1   FLAMEBLADE 8099      SHEWISH GIANT         206  NONE
FLAME Y 50550           0  1   FLAMEBLADE 8099      ARENAMASTER           206  NONE
FLAME Z 50549           0  1   FLAMEBLADE 8099      ARENAMASTER           206  NONE
OLIVE 50120             0  1   FOOD 8429            MODEL PRISONER 39321  206   
QUADRIDEXTROUS 49294    0  1   FREAKS OF D2 8296    VISA 48084            203   
SHREDDER 40963          8  6 2 HEAVY METAL 6838     TOUCHE' TURTLE 44789  203   
CARTMAN DOLL 47588      0  1   MISFIT TOYS C 7995   BANDIT PRINCE         206  NONE
GOTH BARBIE 47587       0  1   MISFIT TOYS C 7995   BLACK ORC             206  NONE
BLACK UGLY TOAD 49559   0  1   NEW TOADS AND 7520   BLACK ORC             206  NONE
DARK BLUE GREEN 46038   0  1   OFF-COLOR 5839       BLACK ORC             206  NONE
NILE 38135              0  3   PLACE BY PLACE 6331  ROMAN RAPPER 47765    203   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOG 46905               2  2   RENS 7873            BILLY BOB 33245       204   
SMELLY SMOCKS 15615     3  2   SAY IT 10X FAST 2345 TWEEN 46911           204   
REAL OLD SHOE 47735     0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    WURM KIN              206  NONE
THREE CATS 47734        0  1   SHARON STUFF 5362    STONE GOLEM           206  NONE
WILL TITAN 47058        3  8   TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  GALEB DUHR 42803      206   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

27 July 2007
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                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
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Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 0199 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLAME Z was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
FLAME X was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CARTMAN DOLL was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FLAME Y was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THREE CATS was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
DARK BLUE GREEN was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLACK UGLY TOAD was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
REAL OLD SHOE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PRISONER 0197 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PRISONER 0254 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0253 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0252 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0251 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0452 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
PRISONER 0453 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0200 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
PRISONER 0454 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PRISONER 0451 was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
PRISONER 0447 was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GOTH BARBIE was slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
PRISONER 0448 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
PRISONER 0449 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
PRISONER 0446 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
NIMABIL was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
PRISONER 0198 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
EEDYNN was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
AELLAS was executed by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
AEMAN was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fray.
PROFESSOR BOOTY viciously subdued PERCY QUIN 24 in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BURNIN RING OF FIBER was overpowered by BRONZE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOY HORSEY beat MAI TAI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
POLICY OF TRUTH viciously subdued PRISONER 0103 in a 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
EROTIC VAULT overpowered RON TITAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YELLOW SUBMARINE overpowered PRISONER 0227 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PRISONER 0118 viciously subdued ARTIST in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
CECIL BOLTON was viciously subdued by PRINCESS JAMIE in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
2804 overpowered GROLISH URGH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
B overpowered VITO BERTOLDO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SAUCERHEAD THARPE was devastated by WARHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SALEM devastated COLD HEARTED MAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SHARK ATTACK beat DORIS in a popular 1 minute fray.
MARYIZZLE savagely defeated SWEATING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
PRISONER 0327 won victory over KAORU MOTO in a popular 2 minute bout.
GALEB DUHR viciously butchered WILL TITAN in a 2 minute bloody bout.
TWEEN was demolished by EDISON in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
GODSMACK was narrowly defeated by FIVE FOR FIGHTING in a 8 minute gruesome duel.
NAGA, DARK devastated PRISONER 0312 in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DARNESHA was vanquished by GREENSLEEVES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PRISONER 0280 devastated HARVEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRISONER 0358 was handily defeated by HAZE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BRADACK luckily beat PRISONER 0355 in a exciting 7 minute fight.
SOUL STRIPPER was overpowered by CHARCOAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0307 was overpowered by TOURNEY STRIKER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PRISONER 0217 was put to death by TINNIE TATE in a 2 minute brutal duel.
SADLER subdued ZEALOT in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
AMPHIBIAN was savagely defeated by FISH in a 2 minute gory battle.
CARRION CRAWLER was beaten by VICTORY 5 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
DEATH KNIGHT was handily defeated by OISIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ABNER was subdued by PRISONER 0333 in a popular 1 minute brawl.
CARARD devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HARPY was bested by PRISONER 0374 in a popular 1 minute brawl.
BABEL defeated PRISONER 0380 in a 2 minute duel.
TROUE BIDE bested SIENNA in a popular 2 minute fight.
PRISONER 0381 bested DOGS in a 2 minute conflict.
STEEL was devastated by PRISONER 0340 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MORTON SALT was overpowered by HARBINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0456 handily defeated UNDEAD BARBIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DENNIS THUG was savagely defeated by RAGE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's bout.
KENNY DOLL was vanquished by FLAMING FOXTROT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUCK ROGERS was overpowered by NESHELE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HORSESHOE vanquished ICHIGO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
EVANS BLUE vanquished ANKHEG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOSTON bested XXXX in a exciting 5 minute expert vs. amateur match.
ARCTIC MONKEY beat SONY in a popular 1 minute novice's match.
CLEAVER overpowered CHERRY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SAPPHIRA was vanquished by MURMUR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MOE slimly won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute match.
BULLET was overpowered by SORA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PUHLEEZE easily killed PRISONER 0455 in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
AURUMVORAX was subdued by TROOPER 2=7 in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
MODEL PRISONER easily killed OLIVE in a 1 minute bloody uneven match.
TAIL viciously subdued TROOPER 5 in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
CHICKEN LEG was savagely defeated by PRISONER 0450 in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
CROAKER overcame TROOPER 6 in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         STRIKING ATTACK  193 - 161 -  9      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  65 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  48 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         LUNGING ATTACK   118 - 162 -  6      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        77 - 120 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  32 -  1      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  39 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  58 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  46 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  24 -  1      20  |

Turn 206 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 17         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 23         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    2 - 10     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   POLICY OF TRUTH -28748     10   5  0  114 DM OWNS YOU (6076)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW SUBMARINE -32217    18   7  0  117 COLOR TUNES (5502)
STRIKING ATTACK  EROTIC VAULT -17791         8   0  0   98 COOL NAMES 2 (8025)
AIMED BLOW       B -31428                   10   9  0   76 INQUISITION 120419 (5654)
WALL OF STEEL    PROFESSOR BOOTY -27490      9   8  0   70 ILL STRATEGY (6317)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREENSLEEVES -19533         4   0  0   54 COLOR TUNES (5502)
TOTAL PARRY      BRADACK -19529              4   0  0   42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COLD HEARTED MAN -25247     4   2  0   39 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2804 17776.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
XXXX -15420.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARYIZZLE -25110, SIENNA 
-26446, PRISONER 0355 -23663, PRISONER 0118 -31788, PRINCESS JAMIE -25111, GROLISH 
URGH -23570, KAORU MOTO -17118, ZEALOT -17376, MOE -16231, and PROFESSOR BOOTY 
-27490.

The least popular fighter this week was FIVE FOR FIGHTING -19553.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were TROOPER 6 -14982, CHICKEN LEG -15437, OLIVE -15416, 
BULLET -16007, SAPPHIRA -20378, CHERRY -15414, BOSTON -19770, ANKHEG -22708, ICHIGO 
-15431, and BUCK ROGERS -17932.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

POLICY OF TRUTH (82--28748) DM OWNS YOU