DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/29/2007    Duedate: 10/12/2007

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 209

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GITARIOS
KAOS (7662)
(82-45618) [14-13-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GITARIOS                       COFFEE GROUNDS
KAOS (7662)                    ABSTRACTION (7691)
(82-45618) [14-13-0,111]       (82-45801) [7-2-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

2804                           APISH BOUNCE
NUMBERS 6 (2721)               COOL NAMES 19 (8024)
(82-17776) [19-30-1,88]        (82-47743) [2-4-0,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DISTANT BREEZE (7660)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FIGHTING WITH II (7989)       23 
2. 4-LETTER TATERS (6899)        21 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (7025)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES 4501 (5815)   21    Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816)   20 
5. 072707O (8586)                19    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*FINANCE 101 (8084)         3   0  0 100.   1/ 4 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     5  2 0
 2/ 9*072507J (8439)             3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     5  7 1
 3- 5*040707M (8157)             2   0  0 100.   3/29 KAOS (7662)               4  1 0
 4/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)    2   0  0 100.   4/27*DISCOVER (7874)           3  0 0
 5- 6*DANCE WITH THE DEV (8282)  2   0  0 100.   5/12*FINANCE 101 (8084)        3  0 0
 6/21*072507I (8438)             2   0  0 100.   6/11*072507J (8439)            3  0 0
 7/22*YICKY YELLOW (8446)        2   0  0 100.   7/20*ABSTRACTION (7691)        3  0 0
 8-11*KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594)  2   0  0 100.   8/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 3  0 0
 9-10*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7385)  2   0  0 100.   9/18*TEAM 8 III (7430)         3  0 0
10/ 0*072707O (8586)             1   0  0 100.  10/22*SAMS (6876)               3  0 0
11/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610)  1   0  0 100.  11/23 4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   3  0 0
12-14*DEATH TO GO! (8009)        1   0  0 100.  12/ 1 COLOR TUNES (5502)        3  0 0
13/ 0*072707A (8572)             1   0  0 100.  13/25*MOVING PICTURES (4669)    3  0 0
14/ 0*072707B (8573)             1   0  0 100.  14/26 SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 3  0 0
15/ 0*072707D (8575)             1   0  0 100.  15/14*072507F (8435)            3  1 0
16/ 0*072707E (8576)             1   0  0 100.  16/39 SYMPTOMS (7868)           3  2 0
17/ 0*072707G (8578)             1   0  0 100.  17/ 8*DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    3  3 0
18/ 0*072707J (8581)             1   0  0 100.  18/ 9 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      3  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*072707N (8585)             1   0  0 100.  19/45 FIGHTING WITH II (7989)   2  0 1
20/ 0*CHOPPERS (4034)            1   0  0 100.  20/44*040707L (8156)            2  0 1
21/25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025)  9   1  0 90.0  21/46*YICKY YELLOW (8446)       2  0 0
22/26*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)     8   1  0 88.9  22/66*072507I (8438)            2  0 0
23/27*DISCOVER (7874)            7   1  1 87.5  23-16*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7385) 2  0 0
24-28*ANOTHER FACE (6850)        6   1  0 85.7  24/69*071406Z (7550)            2  0 0
25/31*MOVING PICTURES (4669)     6   1  0 85.7  25- 5*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047) 2  0 0
26/29 SUAVE'S FINEST HOU (4264) 11   2  0 84.6  26/ 6 METAL (7865)              2  1 1
27/ 2*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426)  5   1  0 83.3  03/103 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     2  1 1
28/35*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)    5   1  0 83.3  28/17*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 2  1 0
29/33 4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)    9   2  0 81.8  29/37*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     2  1 0
30-32 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 17   4  2 81.0  30/84 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   2  1 0
31/37*ABSTRACTION (7691)         7   2  0 77.8  31/82*THE BENDS (7227)          2  1 0
32/44*TEAM 8 III (7430)          6   2  0 75.0  32/83*HOBBIES (7231)            2  1 0
33-38*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047)  6   2  0 75.0  33/88*TEAM 9 III (7428)         2  1 0
34/53*ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)    3   1  1 75.0  34/86*4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    2  1 0
35/54*071406Z (7550)             3   1  1 75.0  35/28 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     2  1 0
36/ 8*072507F (8435)             3   1  0 75.0  36/31*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    2  1 0
37-39*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  3   1  0 75.0  37/94*DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   2  1 0
38/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  3   1  0 75.0  38/95 EMOTIONS (6013)           2  1 0
39/46 EMOTIONS (6013)            8   3  1 72.7  08/108 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    2  1 0
40-40 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 13   5  2 72.2  40/99*I'M RICH WITH (6004)      2  1 0
41/30*COOL NAMES 17 (8033)       5   2  0 71.4  41/33 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      2  1 0
42/ 0*4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065)  5   2  0 71.4  42/35 THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  2  1 0
43/51*SAMS (6876)                5   2  0 71.4  43/15*072507H (8437)            2  2 0
44/41 ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      20   9  0 69.0  44/41 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          2  4 0
45/36*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)       6   3  0 66.7  45/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610) 1  0 0
46/56*HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)      6   3  0 66.7  46/ 0*072707O (8586)            1  0 0
47/47 MARKET CRASH (6649)        9   5  0 64.3  47-64*DEATH TO GO! (8009)       1  0 0
48/48 THE TEAM (6703)            9   5  0 64.3  48-56*040707M (8157)            1  0 0
49/42*MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      5   3  0 62.5  49/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   1  0 0
50/57 COLOR TUNES (5502)        38  24  1 61.3  50-13*DANCE WITH THE DEV (8282) 1  0 0
51/61 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 17  12  2 58.6  01-101*FOOD (8429)               1  0 0
52/65 THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)   7   5  0 58.3  52/47*ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   1  0 0
53-62*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)      4   3  1 57.1  53/ 0*072707A (8572)            1  0 0
54/50*040707S (8163)             4   3  0 57.1  54/ 0*072707B (8573)            1  0 0
55/52*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)    4   3  0 57.1  55/ 0*072707D (8575)            1  0 0
56/58 METAL (7865)               9   7  1 56.2  56/ 0*072707E (8576)            1  0 0
57/59 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    6   5  0 54.5  57/ 0*072707G (8578)            1  0 0
58/67 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     10   9  0 52.6  58/ 0*072707J (8581)            1  0 0
59/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 13  12  0 52.0  59/ 0*072707N (8585)            1  0 0
60/66 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          57  57  2 50.0  60-10*MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     1  0 0
61/76 INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   12  12  0 50.0  61-81*KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)   1  0 0
62/77 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 11  11  0 50.0  62-85*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    1  0 0
63/80 SYMPTOMS (7868)            6   6  0 50.0  63-19*KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594) 1  0 0
64/60*12/23/06H (7908)           3   3  0 50.0  64/ 0*4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065) 1  0 0
65/93*12/23/06J (7910)           3   3  0 50.0  65-24*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    1  0 0
66-70*KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)    3   3  0 50.0  59/159*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   1  0 0
14/114*040707L (8156)             2   2  1 50.0  67/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815) 1  0 0
68/55*040707R (8162)             2   2  0 50.0  68/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
69/ 3*072507H (8437)             2   2  0 50.0  69/ 0*CHOPPERS (4034)           1  0 0
15/115*HOBBIES (7231)             2   2  0 50.0  70/75 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  0 0
61/161*040707A (8145)             1   1  0 50.0  43/143*040707A (8145)            1  1 0
72-72*WHITE IS RIGHT (8318)      1   1  0 50.0  72/57*040707R (8162)            1  1 0
73/18*072507E (8434)             1   1  0 50.0  73/58*040707S (8163)            1  1 0
74/19*072507G (8436)             1   1  0 50.0  74-76*WHITE IS RIGHT (8318)     1  1 0
75-73*SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)     1   1  0 50.0  75/63*072507E (8434)            1  1 0
76-75*BEEN THERE II (7684)       1   1  0 50.0  46/146*12/23/06J (7910)          1  1 0
64/164*10/25/06A (7686)           1   1  0 50.0  77/50*072507G (8436)            1  1 0
78/78 FIGHTING WITH II (7989)   89  97  4 47.8  78/53*COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       1  1 0
79/79 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          47  55  2 46.1  79/65*12/23/06H (7908)          1  1 0
80/81 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      59  73  1 44.7  80/48*COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      1  1 0
81/69*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)       4   5  1 44.4  81/54*COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/89 KAOS (7662)               30  40  1 42.9  82-30*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 1  1 0
09/109*THE BENDS (7227)           3   4  0 42.9  53/153*10/25/06A (7686)          1  1 0
08/108*TEAM 9 III (7428)          3   4  0 42.9  84-38*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 1  1 0
85-84*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)  3   4  0 42.9  85- 7 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 1  1 0
86/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815)  3   4  0 42.9  86-89*ANOTHER FACE (6850)       1  1 0
10/110*I'M RICH WITH (6004)       3   4  0 42.9  63/163*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574) 1  1 0
88/68*COOL NAMES 19 (8024)       5   7  0 41.7  88-98 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       1  1 0
01/101*DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)     5   7  0 41.7  02/102*SCI FI HEROES (7999)      1  2 0
90/96 DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)     7  10  1 41.2  90/87 TALENTS (6895)            1  2 0
26/126*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574)  2   3  0 40.0  05/105*MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     1  2 0
92/99 MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     12  19  2 38.7  04/104 INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   1  2 0
93/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814)  5   8  1 38.5  36/136*HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)     1  2 0
94/87*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)     5   8  0 38.5  94/92 MARKET CRASH (6649)       1  2 0
95/88*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)     5   8  0 38.5  95/93 THE TEAM (6703)           1  2 0
96/98 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     34  56  1 37.8  96/91*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     1  2 0
97-97*DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)     3   5  0 37.5  97/32 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    1  2 0
20/120*ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)    3   5  0 37.5  09/109 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 1  2 0
99/85*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      3   5  0 37.5  99/96*EUPHAMISMS (5763)         1  2 0
00-100 PERRY COUNTY (5948)       23  40  2 36.5  39/139 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 1  2 0
01/95 TALENTS (6895)             5   9  0 35.7  10/110 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  2 0
03/103 POWER PLAY (4037)         33  62  0 34.7  02/34 NUMBERS 6 (2721)          1  2 0
04/104 DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    18  36  1 33.3  03/78*COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      1  3 0
04/92*COOL NAMES 15 (8031)       2   4  0 33.3  04-42*SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  3 0
05/94*BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     2   4  0 33.3  05/40*DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    1  4 0
11-111*040707F (8150)             1   2  0 33.3  15-115 SHARON STUFF (5362)       1  5 1
12-112*FOOD (8429)                1   2  0 33.3  11/111 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      1  5 0
05/105 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  11  23  0 32.4  18/118 DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    1  5 0
23/123 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    4   9  0 30.8  16-116*FLAMEBLADE (8099)         0  6 0
19/119 NEW TOADS AND (7520)       7  17  0 29.2  21-121*DUNGEON CELL 1 (4844)     0  5 0
07/107*COOL NAMES 3 (8026)        2   5  0 28.6  22-122*DUNGEON CELL 2 (4845)     0  5 0
17/117*DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)     3   8  0 27.3  23-123*DUNGEON CELL 3 (4846)     0  5 0
21/121 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   10  27  0 27.0  24-124*DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     0  5 0
14/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  4  11  0 26.7  25-125*DUNGEON CELL 5 (4848)     0  5 0
22-122*ALLERGY (7866)             5  15  0 25.0  26-126*DUNGEON CELL 6 (4849)     0  5 0
24-124*DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)     2   6  0 25.0  42/142*NINJITSU MASTERS (8017)   0  4 0
13/113*SCI FI HEROES (7999)       1   3  0 25.0  27-127*KAOS LORDS (7863)         0  4 0
25-125*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      1   3  0 25.0  18/ 0*MISFIT TOYS D (7996)      0  3 0
16/116*EUPHAMISMS (5763)          1   3  0 25.0  29/129 MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   0  3 0
27/127 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     24  75  1 24.2  34/134*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0  3 0
30/130 DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    14  46  0 23.3  35/135*BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    0  3 0
28-128 SHARON STUFF (5362)       10  34  1 22.7  28-128*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    0  3 0
29-129*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)     2   7  0 22.2  17-117*BLADES OF VALOR (7523)    0  3 0
31-131*SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)     3  11  0 21.4  38/138 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   0  3 0
34/134*DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     2  10  0 16.7  14/114*DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    0  3 0
35-135*DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)     1   5  0 16.7  31/131*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)    0  3 0
33/133*I HAVE STRIPES (6483)      1   5  0 16.7  37/137*4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     0  3 0
36/136*MONSTER MASH-H (7158)      1   6  0 14.3  06/106*DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    0  3 0
38-138*DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)     1   9  0 10.0  50/150*FIGHTING WITH (7969)      0  2 0
37/137*DUNGEON CELL 62 (6530)     1   9  0 10.0  51/151*COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      0  2 0
39-139*FLAMEBLADE (8099)          1  13  0  7.1  48/148*COOL NAMES 15 (8031)      0  2 0
40-140*BLADES OF VALOR (7523)     0   7  0  0.0  30-130*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     0  2 0
46/146*BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  0   6  0  0.0  07-107*DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    0  2 0
42-142*DUNGEON CELL 3 (4846)      0   6  0  0.0  34/ 0*YUCKY YELLOW (8447)       0  1 0
44-144*MISFIT TOYS C (7995)       0   5  0  0.0  33-133*EX'S (8428)               0  1 0
43-143*KAOS LORDS (7863)          0   5  0  0.0  13-113*DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)    0  1 0
47-147*DUNGEON CELL 1 (4844)      0   5  0  0.0  40-140*THAT TEAM (8508)          0  1 0
48-148*DUNGEON CELL 2 (4845)      0   5  0  0.0  38/ 0*HFC BETS (8299)           0  1 0
49-149*DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)      0   5  0  0.0  39/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334) 0  1 0
50-150*DUNGEON CELL 5 (4848)      0   5  0  0.0  40-79*SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)    0  1 0
51-151*DUNGEON CELL 6 (4849)      0   5  0  0.0  47-147*072507K (8440)            0  1 0
60/160*NINJITSU MASTERS (8017)    0   4  0  0.0  00-100*ALLERGY (7866)            0  1 0
43/ 0*MISFIT TOYS D (7996)       0   3  0  0.0  32-132*SOUL REAPERS (8426)       0  1 0
44/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334)  0   2  0  0.0  19-119*MISFIT TOYS C (7995)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
52-152*SOUL REAPERS (8426)        0   2  0  0.0  44-144*040707F (8150)            0  1 0
58/158*FIGHTING WITH (7969)       0   2  0  0.0  46/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611) 0  1 0
53-153*EX'S (8428)                0   2  0  0.0  56-156*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7424) 0  1 0
55-155*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7424)  0   2  0  0.0  48-80*BEEN THERE II (7684)      0  1 0
49/ 0*HFC BETS (8299)            0   1  0  0.0  61/161*ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   0  1 0
62-162*072507K (8440)             0   1  0  0.0  50/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 0  1 0
51/ 0*YUCKY YELLOW (8447)        0   1  0  0.0  51-90 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 0  1 0
57-157*THAT TEAM (8508)           0   1  0  0.0  62-162*FREEK-A-LEEKS (5558)      0  1 0
53/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611)  0   1  0  0.0  53/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5814) 0  1 0
65-165*FREEK-A-LEEKS (5558)       0   1  0  0.0  66-166*4-LETTER FOOTBALL (3899)  0  1 0
66-166*4-LETTER FOOTBALL (3899)   0   1  0  0.0  55/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
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                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in DWES EG, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top 
team--DISTANT BREEZE.  Perhaps it is KAOS members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 29th to 3rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, DISCOVER blew up the rankings to 23!  Managers were 
muttering after ABSTRACTION showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 
13.  Perhaps it is SAMS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 
10th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a 
wet pond, 4 LETTER ANIMALS blew up the rankings to 12!  Thinking about sending their 
team manager to the Dark Arena is COLOR TUNES, after suffering a 11 drop in ranking.  
Managers were muttering after MOVING PICTURES showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 12.  Perhaps it is SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 26th to 14th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SYMPTOMS blew up the rankings to 23! 
Managers were muttering after FIGHTING WITH II showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-1 to move up by 26.  Perhaps it is 040707L members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 44th to 20th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, YICKY YELLOW blew up the rankings to 25!  
Managers were muttering after 072507I showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to 
move up by 44.  Perhaps it is 071406Z members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 69th to 24th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at METAL 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 20 drop last 
week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MEDAL OF HONOR blew up the 
rankings to 76!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS BM19.  Note their drop in the rankings from 17th to 28th.  Watch out!!!  
Managers were muttering after BRUCE VIAGRA ADD showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 54.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE BENDS 
blew up the rankings to 51!  Perhaps it is HOBBIES members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 83rd to 32nd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, TEAM 9 III blew up the rankings to 55!  
Managers were muttering after 4-LETTER TATERS showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 52.  Perhaps it is DARK TOADS OCT04 members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 94th to 37th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, EMOTIONS blew up the rankings to 57!  
Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 21 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
108th to 39th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after 
I'M RICH WITH showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 59.  The boys 
at 072507H aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 28 
drop last week.  Perhaps it is ROOKIE ARMADA 22 members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 159th to 66th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, 040707A blew up the rankings to 72!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 040707R, after suffering a 15 
drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 040707S.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 58th to 73rd.  Watch out!!!  The boys at 072507E 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop last 
week.  Managers were muttering after 12/23/06J showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 70.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is 072507G, after suffering a 27 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease 
has swept the stable of COOL NAMES 3.  Note their drop in the rankings from 53rd to 
78th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
12/23/06H, after suffering a 14 drop in ranking.  The boys at COOL NAMES 13 aren't 
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 32 drop last week.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is COOL NAMES 17, after 
suffering a 27 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is 10/25/06A members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 153rd to 83rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like 
a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 blew up the rankings 
to 76!  Managers were muttering after SCI FI HEROES showed DWES EG what they could 
do:  0-1-0 to move up by 13.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
MONSTER MASH-H blew up the rankings to 14!  Perhaps it is INQUISITION 06B3 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 104th to 92nd last week...  (Less time 
in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, HAPPY HOLIDAYS blew 
up the rankings to 43!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
DUNGEON CELL 24.  Note their drop in the rankings from 32nd to 97th.  Watch out!!!  
Managers were muttering after INQUISITION 120419 showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 11.  Perhaps it is STREET PIZZAD XXII members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 139th to 100th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The 
boys at NUMBERS 6 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 68 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark 
Arena is COOL NAMES 19, after suffering a 25 drop in ranking.  The boys at DUNGEON 
CELL 75 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 65 
drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, NINJITSU MASTERS 
blew up the rankings to 26!  Managers were muttering after BLESS US, EVERYONE showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 14.  Perhaps it is BARBIE MOVED ON 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 135th to 121st last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
UNFORTUNATE HAIR blew up the rankings to 14!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of DUNGEON CELL 56.  Note their drop in the rankings from 114th to 
125th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at DUNGEON CELL 66 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we 
all know and love, after suffering a 22 drop last week.  Managers were muttering 
after FIGHTING WITH showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up by 21.  
Perhaps it is COOL NAMES 11 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
151st to 130th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, COOL NAMES 15 blew up the rankings to 17!  Managers were 
muttering after ROOKIE ARMADA 12 showed DWES EG what they could do:  0-1-0 to move up 
by 12.  FIGHTING WITH II had cause to celebrate, after SINFUL WISHES got 23 points by 
beating 3.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, 
after losing 10 points to SWEATING.  (Discrete enough, PRIME?) GITARIOS successfully 
staved off a grab for the roses by GROLISH URGH of ORCISH MADMEN.  Does DWES EG have 
no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who was the warrior seen charging into 
immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  The warriors of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 found their efforts at combat 
frustrated as DARK TOADS OCT04 apparently had more important things to do than fight. 
Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever 
it is, PERCY QUIN 24 is the most challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, PERCY QUIN 
24.  Expecting fair challenges from DUNGEON CELL 21 is evidently too much to ask.  
PRISONER 0103 overcame PERCY QUIN 24.  The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.  Take 
heed DWES EG, of the unprincipled action of SALEM.  By challenging RON TITAN, 33 
points below it, SALEM besmirches the noble art of dueling.  SALEM defeated RON TITAN 
with a point difference of 33.  So this is what DWES EG calls a duel.  This will make 
an interesting tale.  PTAR STONEBLADE found himself challenged by a warrior 21 below: 
WHOOO.  WHOOO of KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 kept his wits as he was subdued by PTAR 
STONEBLADE.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  The warriors at THE 
TEAM stable were more sober than usual, after 3's demise at the hands of SINFUL 
WISHES.  SINFUL WISHES, don't make any long term plans!  You've heard about A-CLYPSE 
of ANCIENT LORDS.  Death plays no favorites, and neither do I.  What was a 11-16-0 
doing on the fields in the first place?  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it 
slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DWES EG farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GITARIOS 45618               14  13    111         KAOS (7662)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0103 33733          14  42    106         DUNGEON CELL 21 (5583)    
 SINFUL WISHES 47541          13   7  2 106         FIGHTING WITH II (7989)   
-PRINCESS JAMIE 40425          8   2  1 103         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 SALEM 42046                   9   1    102         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7025)
 FRYV DARKSHADE 45577         13  17  1 100         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 GROLISH URGH 41966            8   6     97         ORCISH MADMEN (3239)      
 COFFEE GROUNDS 45801          7   2     95         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
 HOOT'N HONEY 44246            6   1     91         TEAM 8 III (7430)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARHEAD 13913                 7   5     89         THE BROTHERHOOD 8 (2063)  
 PRISONER 0118 33748          13  31     88         DUNGEON CELL 24 (5586)    
-CANNELTON 36010               8   4  1  88         PERRY COUNTY (5948)       
-EDISON 36634                  6   2     87         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 53 (6047) 
 GREENSLEEVES 46003            7   0     84         COLOR TUNES (5502)        
-GALEB DUHR 42803              4   3  1  84         MONSTER MASH-G (7159)     
 SMELLY STOCKS 39949           9   5     79         MARKET CRASH (6649)       
 TOTS 41343                    8   1     79         4-LETTER TATERS (6899)    
 VITO BERTOLDO 41532          12  19  2  75         MEDAL OF HONOR (6933)     
 RAGE 36450                    8   3  1  75         EMOTIONS (6013)           
 TWEEN 46911                   7   1  1  75         DISCOVER (7874)           
 RON TITAN 44387              10  16     73         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 CECIL BOLTON 42248            5  20     73         MEDAL OF HONOR V (7062)   
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478          11  23     72         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 VITAL SIGNS 28655             6   1     72         MOVING PICTURES (4669)    
-ARTIST 32520                  6   9     71         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
 DEER 40773                    9   2     70         4 LETTER ANIMALS (6805)   
 VANNA WHITE 39213             5   0     70         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264)
 B 34108                      11  11     68         INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 
 SHADOW ANGEL 45588           11  11     68         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569         9   6     68         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAT PANTS 39862               6   3     66         HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)     
-MARYIZZLE 40426               5   3  1  66         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 PRISONER 0227 36363           7   3  1  65         DUNGEON CELL 45 (5997)    
 SHARK ATTACK 43864           12  12     63         INQUISITION 06B3 (7363)   
-MEGA SCUM 45615               9   2     63         KAOS (7662)               
 SWEATING 46878                5   5     63         SYMPTOMS (7868)           
 BRONZE 46865                  8   3  1  61         METAL (7865)              
 NUDIST ON-RAMP 47096          3   3     60         12/23/06H (7908)          
 UGAMUGGAH 41228               8   5  1  57         STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
 CATHARI 42267                 5   2     57         4604 SUPERIOR FORCE (7065)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAGA, DARK 42772              7   7     55         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 IMMACULATE 35293              5   8  1  54         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5814)
 PRIME 32767                   7   7     53         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 SLOP KARATE 47770             6   3     53         COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      
 EATING MY FEET 41328          5   6     53         TALENTS (6895)            
 WINTER BREW 41232             5   2     51         SAMS (6876)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BESS 35303                    3   1     51         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
-HARVEY 46194                  3   3     50         KELLUMBO'S K 06F (7743)   
 EAR 39911                     6   5     49         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 CHUBBY URIC 47788             4   2     48         COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      
 HUGS MAW 44237                3   4     48         TEAM 9 III (7428)         
 HANNAH 35298                  3   4     47         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5815)
 PRISONER 0312 39276           2   6     47         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
 CRAZY KIM 33679               2   3     46         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574) 
 PRISONER 0381 42371           5   0     45         DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    
 FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983       4   5     45         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 FERG NITROSON 40748           5   1     44         DARK TOADS OCT04 (6800)   
-BRADACK 46007                 4   1     43         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 WHOOO 44225                   5   1     42         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
 AMPHIBIAN 45138               4   3     42         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565         7   9     41         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 PRISONER 0327 40997           5   4     41         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 PLANET TELEX 43168            3   4     41         THE BENDS (7227)          
 ROMAN RAPPER 47765            4   5  1  40         COOL NAMES 11 (8029)      
 SCALED BEARSKIN 47109         3   3     40         12/23/06J (7910)          
 KOKO TITAN 46305              5   8     39         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 THE RISING 43100              4   9     39         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
 CHOWDER RISK 47752            1   2     39         COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       
 COLD HEARTED MAN 40289        4   3     38         ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   
 INGROWN HAIRS 36397           3   4     38         I'M RICH WITH (6004)      
 PRISONER 0280 38220           5   4     37         DUNGEON CELL 56 (6345)    
 SHIN EMBARGO 48558            4   3     37         040707S (8163)            
 PHOSPOHORIC 48669             2   0     37         SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   
 DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         3   8     36         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
-PRISONER 0340 41010           3   1     35         DUNGEON CELL 68 (6847)    
 MURMUR HUGELY 48552           2   2     34         040707R (8162)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMAL TITAN 48677             2   4  1  33         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 JELLO ACCESS 48523            2   2  1  33         040707L (8156)            
 VICTORY 5 47229               3   1  1  32         ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   
 CRAB ABODE 47742              3   3     32         COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      
 EGGS 40779                    3   5     32         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
-PRISONER 0374 41887           3   0     32         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
 APISH BOUNCE 47743            2   4     32         COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      
 LEMUR FRAT 47776              2   4     32         COOL NAMES 15 (8031)      
 SPLASH OF EARWAX 44893        3   1  1  31         071406Z (7550)            
 COARSE CREASE 50168           2   0     31         072507I (8438)            
 SOUL STRIPPER 40335           3   5     30         ROOKIE ARMADA 22 (6726)   
 MEROBRYLLA 37956              2  10     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)
 SLEEPING 43186                2   2     29         HOBBIES (7231)            
 ABSURDITY 45778               1   1     29         10/25/06A (7686)          
-TROUE BIDE 46080              3   2     28         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 LONELY KEN 45804              2   4     28         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
-FLAMING FOXTROT 49221         2   0     28         DANCE WITH THE DEVI (8282)
-BOSTON 45766                  1   1     28         BEEN THERE II (7684)      
 TARTRE 49623                  0   2     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8334)
-OISIN 46021                   3   1     27         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
 ANKHEG 42828                  2   2     27         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-SIENNA 39090                  1   3  1  27         SHARON STUFF (5362)       
 HARPY 42799                   1   6     27         MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     
 LEMON 50219                   2   0     26         YICKY YELLOW (8446)       
 ROOMY 35008                   1   3     26         EUPHAMISMS (5763)         
-FISH 46869                    3   2     25         ALLERGY (7866)            
 POPE BOB 43134                0   6     24         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEBIT 48062                   3   0     23         FINANCE 101 (8084)        
-PRISONER 0358 41876           2   2     23         DUNGEON CELL 72 (6996)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APRIL 43994                   2   0     22         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM2 (7385)
-COCOA COUP 48528              2   0     22         040707M (8157)            
 EEK FETID 50152               2   0     22         072507F (8435)            
-HARBINGER 46015               2   1     21         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
-PRISONER 0333 41003           2   2     20         DUNGEON CELL 67 (6846)    
 BUCK ROGERS 47604             1   3     20         SCI FI HEROES (7999)      
-HORSESHOE 47508               1   1     20         SUPERIOR FORGES (7987)    
 KAORU MOTO 48418              4   7     19         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
-ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492         1   2     19         040707F (8150)            
 BUNNY GRADER 48568            1   1     19         040707A (8145)            
 CIGAR CZAR 51001              1   0     19         072707O (8586)            
-ARCTIC MONKEY 45192           2   0     18         KELLUMBO'S K 06-74 (7594) 
-PRISONER 0355 41873           1   3     18         DUNGEON CELL 71 (6995)    
-CARRION CRAWLER 42817         1   3     18         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 BABE CRATER 50996             1   0     17         072707N (8585)            
 DECAL SIMIAN 50169            2   0     16         072507J (8439)            
 ZEBRA 38975                   1   5     16         I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     
 STIFLE MEEKLY 50149           1   1     16         072507F (8435)            
 SUPERIOR FORCES 11 51142      1   0     16         SUPERIOR FORCES 771 (8610)
 LOBE MUCK 50144               1   1     16         072507E (8434)            
-CHERRY 50122                  1   1     15         FOOD (8429)               
 ANTSY SLACKER 50945           1   0     15         072707D (8575)            
 RESOLVED LOTION 50964         1   0     15         072707G (8578)            
 BRUISING SWAT 50954           1   0     14         072707E (8576)            
 WHALE HUMUS 50158             1   1     14         072507G (8436)            
-THE EVIL QUEEN 44216          0   2     14         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7424)
 RED-HOT FRYER 50979           1   0     13         072707J (8581)            
 ALTAN 25208                   1   0     13         CHOPPERS (4034)           
 CANADA, FUQ YEAH 50930        1   0     13         072707A (8572)            
-PETEY PABLO 33600             0   1     13         FREEK-A-LEEKS (5558)      
 CROAKER 50507                 2   2     11         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
-PICKET FENCE 49422            1   0     10         WHITE IS RIGHT (8318)     
-PAPA JAMS 47659               1   0      9         DEATH TO GO! (8009)       
 DENNIS THUG 49546             1   6      9         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-DOWRY WRAITH 50172            1   0      9         072507J (8439)            
 SHOE WOES 50938               1   0      9         072707B (8573)            
 HEAT SLACKS 50159             1   1      8         072507H (8437)            
-PRISONER 0450 50407           1   1      8         DUNGEON CELL 90 (8482)    
 CONCH PURL 50162              1   1      8         072507H (8437)            
-THAT WARRIOR 50575            0   1      7         THAT TEAM (8508)          
 CODER 49318                   0   1      7         HFC BETS (8299)           
-ROMP REVIEW 50178             0   1      7         072507K (8440)            
-IVORY 49419                   0   1      7         WHITE IS RIGHT (8318)     
 PORTABLE WALL 47592           0   1      7         MISFIT TOYS D (7996)      
-XXXX 50116                    0   2      6         EX'S (8428)               
-ICHIGO 50105                  0   2      6         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 SHOGUN 47699                  0   2      6         NINJITSU MASTERS (8017)   
 HEART CONDITION 47420         0   2      6         FIGHTING WITH (7969)      
-UNDEAD BARBIE 47584           0   2      6         MISFIT TOYS C (7995)      
 LIZ RENAY 51145               0   1      5         SUPERIOR FORCES 770 (8611)
 LEMON 50224                   0   1      5         YUCKY YELLOW (8447)       
 PRISONER DA03 50450           0   3      3         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
-BUCS 24450                    0   1      1         4-LETTER FOOTBALL (3899)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A-CLYPSE 45602         11 16   ANCIENT LORDS 7661   VITO BERTOLDO 41532   209   
ANOTHER GREY HA 41025   6  1   ANOTHER FACE 6850    BRONZE 46865          208   
PRISONER 0217 36039     4  3   DUNGEON CELL 43 5954 TINNIE TATE 49716     206   
PRISONER 0307 39271     1  5   DUNGEON CELL 62 6530 JELLO ACCESS 48523    209   
PRISONER 0455 50412     0  1   DUNGEON CELL 91 8483 PUHLEEZE 44338        206   
ZEALOT 48160            1  3   FLAMEBLADE 8099      SIENNA 39090          208   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OLIVE 50120             0  1   FOOD 8429            MODEL PRISONER 39321  206   
GARBAGE PALEKID 47591   0  1   MISFIT TOYS D 7996   SPYMASTER             209  NONE
RUBBER GUM 47589        0  1   MISFIT TOYS D 7996   BLACK ORC             209  NONE
CROAK CROAK CRO 51102   0  1   NEW TOADS AND 7520   SPYMASTER             209  NONE
LOST CAUSE 47701        0  1   NINJITSU MASTER 8017 BLACK ORC             209  NONE
SCI 47700               0  1   NINJITSU MASTER 8017 BLACK ORC             209  NONE
3 40222                 9  5   THE TEAM 6703        SINFUL WISHES 47541   209   
WILL TITAN 47058        3  8   TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  GALEB DUHR 42803      206   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

6 September 2007
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                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!!  There is still 
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests!  I 
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement.  I incorrectly called it the 
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the 
Slaughterhouse!

HOW TO JOIN

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up 
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates 
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is 
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the 
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes 
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited 
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be 
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize 
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three 
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating 
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, 
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest 
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by 
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

20 September 2007
Ok, ok, you can stop not-talking about TOGS VI already, it is coming, slowly but
surely, like a giant, over-fed, greased slug sliding down a gravely driveway.  We're
looking for new-comers, old-timers, in-betweeners, fence-sitters and Delarquans to
come on out and participate.  Just think, you could be the next Pinky & the Brain
pairing (a la Creepster & Manager), or maybe you'll be the team that crushes all in
its path on the way TO UTTER AND COMPLETE TOGS DOMINATION!!!!!!  [note:  insert
sinister cackle if it helps you complete the picture]

There will be a few minor changes, so let's recap the rules from top to bottom:

1.  Each TOGS team consists of two managers.  After the contest starts, there will be
no switching partners whatsoever, so choose your teammate wisely.  TOGS VI will last
for 13 turns, so pick a partner you can stand for 6 months or so.

2.  The TOGS entry fee is 2 team setups per manager.  This means 4 setups per TOGS
team.  This entry fee is required before the start of the tourney with no exceptions
being made.  This is to ensure that nobody gets screwed if a team or manager decides
to back out early.  To pay the entry fee either:
     a)  send $10 cash/check/money order/ or whatever to me personally at:
          Paul Jokelson
          115 Moss Ave. #201
          Oakland, CA 94611
     b)  get RSI to send me 2 team setup gift certificates.  Sorry, no credit cards
         and no old teams you have lying around will be accepted.

3. TOGS point system:

Fights: 

10 points for winning on your up-challenge against another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on your even challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 7 points for winning on another TOGS warriors challenge.
 7 points for winning a random match-up against another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning on your down-challenge of another TOGS warrior.
 4 points for winning a random match-up against a non-TOGS warrior.

Changes this TOGS: 

** 10 points for any challenge by the DM, UP OR DOWN!!
** 4 points for winning a random match-up against your TOGS partner's warrior.
To state the obvious, there are 0 points if you challenge your partner.

** 4 points for winning a bloodfeud attempt against you by a non-TOGS warrior

You will not get any points if you challenge or get challenged by a non-TOGS team
(with the exception of the above-stated rule if you get bloodfeuded), so use your
avoids wisely if you think someone is out to get you.

Spots/Ads

5 points for every spotlight written by any team member.  1 per manager per turn.

The minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines-each line 85 characters across) and we will be completely firm on
this.  In addition to the length criteria, spotlights will not be given points if
they are in any way plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related.
We will be the sole judge of this.  If you're unsure if we will judge something to be
Duelmasters or fantasy related, then e-mail me before you write the spotlight and
ask.  We reserve the right to take points away from a spotlight after they are given
if we judge at later time that the spotlight has been plagiarized.

-5 points per manager per turn every time a manager does not at least write one
personal ad.

4.  TOGS VI will start in arena 60 shortly after the Winter Face-to-Face (turn due
Feb 21, Aradi turn 436) and as mentioned before will last for 13 turns.  There will
be multipliers in the later rounds, which means that all points accumulated by a team
on turns 10 and 11 will be multiplied by 1.5 and all points accumulated by each team
on turns 12 and 13 will be multiplied by 2.

5.  Soultaker and Nuln will be the sole arbiters of any dispute that may arise, with
props to Sentinel for doing the score-keeping as always.  Whine all you like, we will
be glad to provide comfortable chairs and the cheese of your choice.

And there be the rules.  If you look closely, you'll notice there were a few minor
changes and additions made from the TOGS V rules.  They are as follows:

-- The Snotman & Nuln rule:  Last TOGS Snotman and Nuln randomly matched up something
like 4-5 times, so we basically decided out of pity to now give a small amount of
points (4 in this case) for winning a random against a teammate, so that you're not
completely screwed by having 2 of your 10 warriors get 0 zero points automatically.

-- Scaling Down Points for the DM:  Previously a TOGS DM would get 10 points *in
addition* to whatever challenge points they got.  This was to keep the DM from being
penalized for being at the top and give people something to fight for.  However, it
was a bit too much of an award and we decided to scale it back and eliminate the
bonus, but give full upchallenge credit whenever the DM challenges.

-- Bloodfeuds from outside TOGS teams:  This incident came up last TOGS, and it was
felt that if a person killed a non-TOGS warrior in a random, they shouldn't have to
be potentially locked into 4 turns of getting 0 points.  So we've added an additional
rule which now gives 4 points if you win when bloodfeuded by a non-TOGS warrior, at
least giving you some way to get points if you're locked into a non-TOGS bloodfeud
instead of being basically removed from the contest for 4 turns.

And lastly...

-- Team Names:  This was not listed in the rules, but to make things more festive, at
the suggestion of Manager we have decided to have the added dimension of team names!
Yes, no more boring rankings with Team 4 edging out Team 7.  Just picture reading a
TOGS turn report now, with something along the lines of "Team Fiery Starfish
obliterated Team Superior TOGSlings," just as one example.

We hope to see you all there....

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOST CAUSE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CROAK CROAK CROAK was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GARBAGE PALEKID was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUBBER GUM was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SCI was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0103 demolished PERCY QUIN 24 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SALEM defeated RON TITAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
GREENSLEEVES bested SHADOW ANGEL in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WARHEAD savagely defeated PRISONER 0118 in a 1 minute expert's Challenge melee.
TWEEN won victory over CECIL BOLTON in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
FERG NITROSON outwaited PRISONER 0327 in a slow 24 minute Challenge fight.
WHOOO was beaten by PTAR STONEBLADE in a popular 3 minute Challenge melee.
AMPHIBIAN luckily beat PRISONER 0280 in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
BUCK ROGERS was handily defeated by PLANET TELEX in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CRAZY KIM demolished SHIN EMBARGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SOUL STRIPPER overpowered LOBE MUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DEBIT unbelievably bested KAORU MOTO in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
LEMON outwaited HARPY in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory Challenge brawl.
CROAKER was beaten by ABSURDITY in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge match.
GITARIOS beat GROLISH URGH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Title fight.
FRYV DARKSHADE viciously subdued SMELLY STOCKS in a 4 minute veteran's bout.
HOOT'N HONEY overpowered BRONZE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
SINFUL WISHES butchered 3 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
2804 was defeated by TOTS in a exciting 1 minute expert's fight.
COFFEE GROUNDS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
B overpowered TRENE OGRESTAFF in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHARK ATTACK overpowered DUELMASTERS.COM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NUDIST ON-RAMP was savagely defeated by VITAL SIGNS in a 3 minute veteran's fray.
PRISONER 0227 savagely defeated CHOWDER RISK in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
PRIME was overcome by SWEATING in a exciting 4 minute fight.
RAGE demolished CHUBBY URIC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VITO BERTOLDO executed A-CLYPSE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VANNA WHITE overcame SLOP KARATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DEER vanquished COLD HEARTED MAN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
FAT PANTS devastated PRISONER 0312 in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EAR was overpowered by BESS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KOKO TITAN unbelievably bested APISH BOUNCE in a action packed 8 minute gory match.
UGAMUGGAH overpowered LEMUR FRAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WINTER BREW handily defeated ANKHEG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EATING MY FEET lost to HANNAH in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
CATHARI viciously subdued MURMUR HUGELY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal duel.
NAGA, DARK handily defeated ROOMY in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
BEWYLDER OAKEN devastated CRAB ABODE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROMAN RAPPER was handily defeated by HUGS MAW in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FIVE FOR FIGHTING beat JAMAL TITAN in a exciting 4 minute fight.
IMMACULATE was defeated by PRISONER 0381 in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
SPLASH OF EARWAX handily defeated DENNIS THUG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THE RISING vanquished STIFLE MEEKLY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EGGS was viciously subdued by VICTORY 5 in a 2 minute brutal bout.
PRISONER 0307 was murdered by JELLO ACCESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MEROBRYLLA was unbelievably bested by COARSE CREASE in a 3 minute contest.
INGROWN HAIRS devastated WHALE HUMUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
LONELY KEN was defeated by PHOSPOHORIC in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
SCALED BEARSKIN demolished POPE BOB in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
BUNNY GRADER beat ZEBRA in a 2 minute bout.
SLEEPING vanquished TARTRE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EEK FETID overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DECAL SIMIAN devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER DA03 was overpowered by RED-HOT FRYER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CONCH PURL was demolished by SUPERIOR FORCES 11 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HEAT SLACKS was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute fight.
SHOGUN was vanquished by BRUISING SWAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HEART CONDITION was overpowered by CANADA, FUQ YEAH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRYND DANIS lost to RESOLVED LOTION in a exciting 6 minute match.
CODER was subdued by ALTAN in a 2 minute duel.
LEMON was overpowered by BABE CRATER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PORTABLE WALL was outlasted by SHOE WOES in a tiresome 25 minute amateur's duel.
ANTSY SLACKER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CIGAR CZAR overpowered LIZ RENAY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 43         STRIKING ATTACK  206 - 163 -  9      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY       67 -  68 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL     38 -  41 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         AIMED BLOW        76 - 111 -  0      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK   104 - 171 -  7      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  46 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  32 -  1      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  24 -  0      27  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  55 -  1      24  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  31 -  2      18  |

Turn 209 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   26 - 17     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 17         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 10     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GITARIOS -19918            14  13  0  111 KAOS (7662)
STRIKING ATTACK  SINFUL WISHES -17995       13   7  2  106 FIGHTING WITH II (7989)
AIMED BLOW       SALEM -23490                9   1  0  102 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (7025)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREENSLEEVES -19533         7   0  0   84 COLOR TUNES (5502)
TOTAL PARRY      SMELLY STOCKS -25587        9   5  0   79 MARKET CRASH (6649)
LUNGING ATTACK   TWEEN -18625                7   1  1   75 DISCOVER (7874)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COLD HEARTED MAN -25247     4   3  0   38 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 2804 17776.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
APISH BOUNCE -17793.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARPY -22737, VITAL 
SIGNS 28655, PRIME 32767, CATHARI -23269, PHOSPOHORIC -16867, IMMACULATE -30243, FRYV 
DARKSHADE -19959, JAMAL TITAN -16859, BRYND DANIS -18685, and MEROBRYLLA -27580.

The least popular fighter this week was PORTABLE WALL -17944.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHOE WOES -14598, FERG NITROSON -24788, PRISONER 0327 -24539, 
RESOLVED LOTION -14572, LIZ RENAY -14391, LEMON -15312, HEART CONDITION -18116, CONCH 
PURL -15374, PRISONER DA03 -15086, and TARTRE -15913.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRISONER 0103 (82--31803) DUNGEON CELL 21