DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/12/2008 Duedate: 04/25/2008
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 223
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
AVATAR
WHISPERNIGHT (1618)
(82-11170) [16-8-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KFC BOWL OF DEATH CHOWDER RISK
071406AA (7551) COOL NAMES 3 (8026)
(82-44902) [10-5-0,118] (82-47752) [4-3-0,67]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PRIME APISH BOUNCE
NUMBERS 7 (2722) COOL NAMES 19 (8024)
(82-32767) [12-16-0,64] (82-47743) [7-6-0,71]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SLAP SHOT (4036)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAZY 9 (8398) 23
2. COOL NAMES 16 (8032) 23 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)
3. MONSTER MASH-B (7163) 23 Unchartered Team
4. I HAVE STRIPES (6483) 22
5. LUROCIANS T108 (9073) 21 CORPULENT (8731)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*CORPULENT (8731) 5 0 0 100. 1/ 1 SLAP SHOT (4036) 5 2 0
2/ 7*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 2 COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 4 1 1
3/ 0*DANNYS TRASH (6209) 2 0 1 100. 3/ 3*072707N (8585) 4 2 0
4- 5*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012) 2 0 0 100. 4/ 5 NUMBERS 7 (2722) 4 2 0
5- 6*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020) 2 0 0 100. 5/54 DISTANT BREEZE (7660) 4 5 0
6/10*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243) 2 0 0 100. 6/32*101607C (8628) 3 0 0
7- 9*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019) 1 0 1 100. 7/10*CORPULENT (8731) 3 0 0
8/ 0*01808X (9340) 1 0 0 100. 8/35*040707F (8150) 3 0 0
9/ 0*011808Y (9341) 1 0 0 100. 9/ 8 TEAM 9 III (7428) 3 0 0
10/ 0*LUROCIANS T108 (9073) 1 0 0 100. 10/14 071406AA (7551) 3 0 0
11/ 0*011808P (9332) 1 0 0 100. 11/17 I'M RICH WITH (6004) 3 0 0
12/ 1*072707B (8573) 7 1 0 87.5 12-21*DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023) 3 1 0
13-11*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183) 6 1 0 85.7 13/20*DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014) 3 2 0
14-12 COOL NAMES 17 (8033) 10 2 1 83.3 14/ 4 COOL NAMES 19 (8024) 3 2 0
15/14*101607C (8628) 5 1 0 83.3 15/ 6 WHISPERNIGHT (1618) 3 3 0
16/18 BAG OF TRICKS (8038) 8 2 0 80.0 16/51 ANCIENT LORDS (7661) 3 4 1
17-16*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 4 1 0 80.0 17- 7 COOL NAMES 17 (8033) 2 0 1
18/ 3*MONSTER MASH-I (7157) 4 1 0 80.0 18/56*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-21*DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023) 3 1 0 75.0 19-22*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012) 2 0 0
20-22*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610) 3 1 0 75.0 20-23*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020) 2 0 0
21-23*LAZY 6 (8406) 3 1 0 75.0 21/24*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178) 2 0 0
22/34*072507B (8431) 3 1 0 75.0 22-39 YUCKY YELLOW (8447) 2 0 0
23/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412) 3 1 0 75.0 23-18 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658) 2 0 0
24/ 4*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637) 3 1 0 75.0 24/78*072707A (8572) 2 1 1
25-26 SAMS (6876) 8 3 0 72.7 25/46 EUPHAMISMS (5763) 2 1 1
26/30 CHOPPERS (4034) 7 3 0 70.0 26/ 9*GUYS! (8729) 2 1 0
27/24*072707N (8585) 9 4 1 69.2 27/33*12/23/06D (7904) 2 1 0
28/29 COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 9 4 1 69.2 28/34*COOL NAMES 3 (8026) 2 1 0
29/19*072507F (8435) 9 4 1 69.2 29/88*COOL NAMES 16 (8032) 2 1 0
30/27 13 YRS & COUNTING (7536) 30 14 1 68.2 30/87*ACCOUNTING 101 (8086) 2 1 0
31-28 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 14 7 1 66.7 31/37*072507B (8431) 2 1 0
32/39 071406AA (7551) 10 5 0 66.7 32/38*072507G (8436) 2 1 0
33/25 SURPRISE! (7631) 8 4 0 66.7 33/89*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479) 2 1 0
34/41*072707A (8572) 6 3 2 66.7 34/11*072707B (8573) 2 1 0
35/42*COOL NAMES 16 (8032) 6 3 0 66.7 35/13*MONSTER MASH-I (7157) 2 1 0
36/13*GUYS! (8729) 4 2 0 66.7 36/15 SURPRISE! (7631) 2 1 0
37/15*12/23/06D (7904) 4 2 0 66.7 37/44 MONSTER MASH-E (7160) 2 1 0
38/17*072707E (8576) 4 2 0 66.7 38/30*MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 2 1 0
39-31*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872) 2 1 0 66.7 39/12 DM ROLL-UPS (7009) 2 1 0
40-32*LAZY 24 (8374) 2 1 0 66.7 40/45 13 YRS & COUNTING (7536) 2 1 0
41-33*LAZY (8404) 2 1 0 66.7 41/16*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637) 2 1 0
42-35*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068) 2 1 0 66.7 42/19 GOD (5780) 2 1 0
43-36*DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087) 2 1 0 66.7 43/47*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 2 1 0
44-40 4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065) 7 4 1 63.6 44/96 NEVERWAKE (4015) 2 1 0
45/44 TEAM 9 III (7428) 7 4 1 63.6 45/49 CHOPPERS (4034) 2 1 0
46/37 GOD (5780) 17 10 0 63.0 46/84*KAOS LORDS (7863) 2 2 0
47/38 DM ROLL-UPS (7009) 20 12 0 62.5 47-55*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019) 1 0 1
48/47 BOOT LEATHER (2837) 14 9 0 60.9 48/ 0*011808Y (9341) 1 0 0
49/50 I'M RICH WITH (6004) 9 6 0 60.0 49/ 0*LUROCIANS T108 (9073) 1 0 0
50/20*DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014) 3 2 0 60.0 50/ 0*011808P (9332) 1 0 0
51/63*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479) 3 2 0 60.0 51/ 0*01808X (9340) 1 0 0
52/43 COOL NAMES 19 (8024) 15 11 1 57.7 52-69*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183) 1 0 0
53/58*LAZY 9 (8398) 4 3 1 57.1 53/58 BAG OF TRICKS (8038) 1 0 0
54/60*040707F (8150) 4 3 0 57.1 54-25 12/23/06J (7910) 1 0 0
55/49 MONSTER MASH-N (7153) 15 12 0 55.6 55-70*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 1 0 0
56/ 0 COLORING (5947) 6 5 0 54.5 56-27 071406G (7542) 1 0 0
57/48 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097) 7 6 0 53.8 57-26*HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679) 1 0 0
58-53 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 15 13 0 53.6 58-73*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 1 0 0
59/75 EUPHAMISMS (5763) 6 6 1 50.0 59-61*DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087) 1 0 0
60/74 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 6 6 0 50.0 60-71 4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065) 1 0 0
61/80 MONSTER MASH-B (7163) 5 5 1 50.0 61-74*BRIEFCASE II (7586) 1 0 0
62-55 YUCKY YELLOW (8447) 5 5 0 50.0 62-72*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068) 1 0 0
63-56*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 5 5 0 50.0 63/ 0*DANNYS TRASH (6209) 1 0 0
64/79 MONSTER MASH-E (7160) 5 5 0 50.0 64-28 MOVIN' ON (6326) 1 0 0
65/86*MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 4 4 1 50.0 65/ 0 COLORING (5947) 1 0 0
66/51*072707G (8578) 4 4 0 50.0 32/132*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1 1 0
67/95*ACCOUNTING 101 (8086) 3 3 0 50.0 67/60*FIGHTING WITH (7969) 1 1 0
68-62*LAZY 16 (8383) 2 2 1 50.0 68-83*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611) 1 1 0
69-64*HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679) 2 2 0 50.0 69-85*LAZY 16 (8383) 1 1 0
09/109*OPEN HOSTILITY (1605) 2 2 0 50.0 70-36*LAZY 6 (8406) 1 1 0
71/ 0*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168) 1 1 1 50.0 71/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412) 1 1 0
72-65*LAZY 32 (8400) 1 1 1 50.0 72-50 NEW TOADS AND (7520) 1 1 0
73-66*AND SOME MORE (8722) 1 1 0 50.0 73-48 POWER PLAY (4037) 1 1 0
38/138*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1 1 0 50.0 14/114 MONSTER MASH-B (7163) 1 2 1
75/67 SLAP SHOT (4036) 45 46 1 49.5 75/79 ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203) 1 2 1
76/68 NUMBERS 7 (2722) 70 72 2 49.3 76/31*101607B (8627) 1 2 0
77-69 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998) 16 17 0 48.5 77/90*072707G (8578) 1 2 0
78/83 ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935) 7 8 1 46.7 78-98*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) 1 2 0
79/85 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641) 7 8 0 46.7 13/113 ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935) 1 2 0
80/54 ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203) 6 7 2 46.2 80/29*072507F (8435) 1 2 0
81/76 WHISPERNIGHT (1618) 40 48 2 45.5 81/40*072707E (8576) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82/93*COOL NAMES 3 (8026) 5 6 0 45.5 82/82*LAZY 9 (8398) 1 2 0
83-72 12/23/06J (7910) 5 6 0 45.5 15/115 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 1 2 0
84/77 ANCIENT LORDS (7661) 64 78 2 45.1 84/92 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213) 1 2 0
85/71 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 16 20 0 44.4 85/41 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692) 1 2 0
86-78*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 4 5 1 44.4 86/42 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097) 1 2 0
87/57*072507G (8436) 4 5 0 44.4 87/43 MONSTER MASH-N (7153) 1 2 0
88-81 071406G (7542) 7 9 0 43.7 88/91 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084) 1 2 0
89/70 THE BENDS (7227) 7 9 0 43.7 19/119 I HAVE STRIPES (6483) 1 2 0
90-82 MOVIN' ON (6326) 10 13 0 43.5 20/120 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641) 1 2 0
91/59*101607B (8627) 3 4 0 42.9 21/121*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804) 1 2 0
92-87*BAD HABITS (8834) 3 4 0 42.9 92/94 4 LETTER FOODS (6806) 1 2 0
93/61*SLOPPY FROGS (6640) 3 4 0 42.9 93/95 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 1 2 0
94/91 KAOS (7662) 35 47 2 42.7 23/123 BOOT LEATHER (2837) 1 2 0
95/73 040707S (8163) 5 7 0 41.7 95/97*OPEN HOSTILITY (1605) 1 2 0
96-92 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658) 9 13 1 40.9 96/53 THE BENDS (7227) 1 3 0
97/84 4 LETTER FOODS (6806) 6 9 0 40.0 08/108 KAOS (7662) 1 4 0
01/101 DISTANT BREEZE (7660) 41 67 1 38.0 98-99*DUNGEON CELL 25 (5587) 0 5 0
03/103 NEVERWAKE (4015) 20 33 2 37.7 00-100*DUNGEON CELL 26 (5588) 0 5 0
00/88*072507E (8434) 3 5 0 37.5 01-101*DUNGEON CELL 27 (5589) 0 5 0
01/90*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 3 5 0 37.5 02-102*DUNGEON CELL 31 (5657) 0 5 0
02-102 POWER PLAY (4037) 38 66 0 36.5 03-103*DUNGEON CELL 33 (5659) 0 5 0
03/99 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692) 5 9 0 35.7 04-104*DUNGEON CELL 34 (5660) 0 5 0
05-105*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) 2 4 1 33.3 05-105*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663) 0 5 0
06-106*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611) 2 4 0 33.3 06-106*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952) 0 5 0
06/94*STREET PIZZAD XX (8395) 2 4 0 33.3 07-107*DUNGEON CELL 49 (6001) 0 5 0
20/120*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804) 2 4 0 33.3 09-109*DUNGEON CELL 51 (6215) 0 4 0
08-108*BRIEFCASE II (7586) 1 2 0 33.3 08/86*072507E (8434) 0 3 0
10/110 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213) 5 12 0 29.4 12/112 040707S (8163) 0 3 0
11/111 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084) 4 10 0 28.6 10/81*STREET PIZZAD XX (8395) 0 3 0
18/118*KAOS LORDS (7863) 3 8 0 27.3 18/118 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213) 0 3 0
12/112 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213) 3 8 0 27.3 12/93*SLOPPY FROGS (6640) 0 3 0
13/113 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813) 13 35 0 27.1 22/122 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813) 0 3 0
14-114 NEW TOADS AND (7520) 9 25 0 26.5 14-80*BAD HABITS (8834) 0 2 0
15-115*SUPE FORCES A701 (8873) 1 3 0 25.0 10-110*SUPE FORCES A701 (8873) 0 2 0
16-116 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458) 26 84 1 23.6 31/131*ROAD WARRIOR (9254) 0 2 0
23/123 I HAVE STRIPES (6483) 2 8 0 20.0 17/ 0*011808R (9334) 0 2 0
21-121 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 2 9 0 18.2 11-111*LAZY 26 (8372) 0 2 0
19/119*FIGHTING WITH (7969) 1 5 0 16.7 16-116 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0 2 0
22-122*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952) 2 11 0 15.4 17-117*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 0 2 0
28-128*DUNGEON CELL 27 (5589) 0 5 0 0.0 29-129*DUNGEON CELL B0 (9015) 0 1 0
26-126*DUNGEON CELL 25 (5587) 0 5 0 0.0 22/ 0*LUROCIANS T208 (9068) 0 1 0
27-127*DUNGEON CELL 26 (5588) 0 5 0 0.0 23/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069) 0 1 0
25-125*DUNGEON CELL 49 (6001) 0 5 0 0.0 24-65*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872) 0 1 0
29-129*DUNGEON CELL 31 (5657) 0 5 0 0.0 25-64*AND SOME MORE (8722) 0 1 0
30-130*DUNGEON CELL 33 (5659) 0 5 0 0.0 26/ 0*011808M (9330) 0 1 0
31-131*DUNGEON CELL 34 (5660) 0 5 0 0.0 27-66*LAZY (8404) 0 1 0
24-124*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663) 0 5 0 0.0 28/ 0*LUROCIANS TO75 (8169) 0 1 0
32-132*LAZY 26 (8372) 0 4 0 0.0 29-67*LAZY 24 (8374) 0 1 0
33-133*DUNGEON CELL 51 (6215) 0 4 0 0.0 30/ 0*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168) 0 1 0
37/137*ROAD WARRIOR (9254) 0 2 0 0.0 31-63*LAZY 32 (8400) 0 1 0
32/ 0*011808R (9334) 0 2 0 0.0 32-68*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610) 0 1 0
34-134*DUNGEON CELL B0 (9015) 0 1 0 0.0 25-125 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998) 0 1 0
34/ 0*LUROCIANS T208 (9068) 0 1 0 0.0 24-124 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458) 0 1 0
35/ 0*011808M (9330) 0 1 0 0.0 35-75 SAMS (6876) 0 1 0
36/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069) 0 1 0 0.0 38-138*DUNGEON CELL 50 (6194) 0 1 0
37/ 0*LUROCIANS TO75 (8169) 0 1 0 0.0 37-76 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0 1 0
40-140*DUNGEON CELL 50 (6194) 0 1 0 0.0 38-77 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Welcome Wench and join DISTANT BREEZE's celebration over their good record this turn.
5th place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 101607C's good turn,
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With
any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join 040707F's celebration over
their good record this turn. 8th place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying
drinks for ANCIENT LORDS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A
1-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and
join SUPE FORCES 1804's celebration over their good record this turn. 18th place,
not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 072707A's good turn, I'm afraid
the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I
can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join EUPHAMISMS' celebration over their good
record this turn. 25th place, not bad. Look out below! GUYS! is on the way down,
falling to 26th from 9th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! If The Welcome Wench is buying
drinks for COOL NAMES 16's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.
A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench
and join ACCOUNTING 101's celebration over their good record this turn. 30th place,
not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 2's good turn, I'm
afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not,
I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 072707B, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 23
into 34th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Oh, this is too good to be true!
MONSTER MASH-I has fallen to 35th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging
now? Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for SURPRISE!, who went 0-1-0
and dropped 21 into 36th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Look out below! DM
ROLL-UPS is on the way down, falling to 39th from 12th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha!
Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 4 LETTER ACTIVITIES, who went
0-1-0 and dropped 25 into 41st. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Oh, this is
too good to be true! GOD has fallen to 42nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.
Who's bragging now? With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join
NEVERWAKE's celebration over their good record this turn. 44th place, not bad. If
The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for KAOS LORDS' good turn, I'm afraid the place
will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak
into The Welcome Wench and join SUPERIOR FORCES 1802's celebration over their good
record this turn. 66th place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for
MONSTER MASH-B's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-1
makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 101607B,
who went 0-1-0 and dropped 45 into 76th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. With
any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join 072707G's celebration over
their good record this turn. 77th place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying
drinks for ROOKIE ARMADA 40's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before
long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Look out below! 072507F is on the way down,
falling to 80th from 29th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is too good to be
true! 072707E has fallen to 81st place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging
now? With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join MONSTER MASH-A's
celebration over their good record this turn. 83rd place, not bad. Why not, I'm
having a good day, so I feel sorry for BARBIE MOVED ON, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 44
into 85th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth. Oh, this is too good to be true!
DUNGEON CELL 83 has fallen to 86th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging
now? Look out below! MONSTER MASH-N is on the way down, falling to 87th from 43rd
with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for I HAVE
STRIPES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for
a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join UNFORTUNATE
HAIR's celebration over their good record this turn. 90th place, not bad. If The
Welcome Wench is buying drinks for DARK TOADS JAN9's good turn, I'm afraid the place
will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak
into The Welcome Wench and join BOOT LEATHER's celebration over their good record
this turn. 94th place, not bad. Oh, this is too good to be true! THE BENDS has
fallen to 96th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? If The
Welcome Wench is buying drinks for KAOS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry
before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I
feel sorry for 072507E, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 22 into 108th. Here's my pity,
for what it's worth. Look out below! STREET PIZZAD XX is on the way down, falling
to 110th from 81st with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is too good to be true!
SLOPPY FROGS has fallen to 112th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging
now? With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join ROAD WARRIOR's
celebration over their good record this turn. 116th place, not bad. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see JABBER HOGAN win a fight and gain 23 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, GEEZER DOPE beat NIGHTMARE and NIGHTMARE lost 17 points. You're
breakin' my heart. AVATAR challenged DWES EG's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as AVATAR takes the Title and last week's
bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Welcome Wench, humph! I've tasted
better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DWES EG's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. DWES EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
SUPE FORCES A206 the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was DARK TOADS JAN9. Ha ha ha ha! FRYV DARKSHADE was challenged more times this
turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I notice
BLESSING challenging down 39 points to fight ACES & EIGHTS, DM ROLL-UPS doubtless has
some rotten excuse for such an insult to honor. This is the sort of thing that makes
the price of admission to DWES EG's games worth it! BLESSING was overcame by ACES &
EIGHTS!! I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but BISCUIT has
challenged up by 31 in an attempt against FRYV DARKSHADE. And, oof! BISCUIT saw
stars around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the crowds, I
might add. I guess I can give a little credit to SUN BROTHER of DARK TOADS JAN9 for
challenging up by 20 to LOBE MUCK. SUN BROTHER won to get 33 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Let's see, 6-3-1. Pretty good record for
a living warrior. A sad one though, for a dead one. Such is the case for EEK FETID
of 072507F. Tsk. You can run, BRAIN MOLE, but maybe you can't hide from SLOPPY
FROGS. Killing WEBBED JOES is something the rest of MONSTER MASH-B may not be able
to help you with. Well, OVERDOSE, I guess DUNGEON CELL 80 stable was just too
chicken to bloodfeud you over PRISONER 0398. I guess cowardice is part of managing a
team. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these
kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Welcome
Wench! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of DWES EG. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AVATAR 11170 16 8 113 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902 10 5 118 071406AA (7551)
-CRAB ABODE 47742 8 5 1 100 COOL NAMES 19 (8024)
-GREEN 15136 13 7 1 99 SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
BLESSING 48644 9 3 96 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)
-CHUBBY URIC 47788 9 2 1 94 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)
HUGS MAW 44237 7 4 1 93 TEAM 9 III (7428)
SHADOW ANGEL 45588 15 12 92 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
WRATH 35095 17 10 91 GOD (5780)
INGROWN HAIRS 36397 9 6 91 I'M RICH WITH (6004)
CRIKEY! 45396 8 4 91 SURPRISE! (7631)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERCY QUIN 24 29478 13 35 90 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)
-RON TITAN 44387 11 19 88 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)
B 34108 16 20 86 INQUISITION 120419 (5654)
-FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983 9 9 83 POWER PLAY (4037)
PTAR STONEBLADE 45569 13 7 78 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)
YELLOW 36005 6 5 77 COLORING (5947)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CATHARI 42267 7 4 1 73 4604 SUPERIOR FORCE (7065)
-PHOSPOHORIC 48669 6 1 73 SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)
DUSTPAN RODEO 47798 6 2 1 72 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)
KAORU MOTO 48418 12 13 71 NUMBERS 7 (2722)
APISH BOUNCE 47743 7 6 71 COOL NAMES 19 (8024)
ONE-TRICK PONY 47819 8 2 69 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)
BISCUIT 37204 14 10 1 68 SLAP SHOT (4036)
CHOWDER RISK 47752 4 3 67 COOL NAMES 3 (8026)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROOMY 35008 6 6 1 66 EUPHAMISMS (5763)
THE RISING 43100 5 12 66 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)
-DING, DONG 44853 7 9 65 071406G (7542)
-SCALED BEARSKIN 47109 5 6 65 12/23/06J (7910)
PRIME 32767 12 16 64 NUMBERS 7 (2722)
-MEGA SCUM 45615 10 4 64 KAOS (7662)
-CORRUPT WARDEN 42662 6 2 1 64 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)
VICTORY 5 47229 7 8 1 63 ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)
EAR 39911 7 8 59 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)
BABE CRATER 50996 4 3 59 072707N (8585)
PRISONER 0414 42461 6 4 58 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)
-LEMON 50224 5 5 58 YUCKY YELLOW (8447)
GEEZER DOPE 47780 6 3 57 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)
GLOWING PASTY 51772 5 0 57 CORPULENT (8731)
ETTERCAP 42808 5 5 57 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANADA, FUQ YEAH 50930 6 3 2 56 072707A (8572)
BRAIN MOLE 42826 5 5 1 56 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)
SHIN EMBARGO 48558 5 7 56 040707S (8163)
BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613 8 12 55 KAOS (7662)
HORSE TROUGH 50997 5 1 1 55 072707N (8585)
ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492 4 3 55 040707F (8150)
JABBER HOGAN 49966 4 3 1 54 LAZY 9 (8398)
RECTAL PERMIT 51256 5 1 53 101607C (8628)
-MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794 3 2 53 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)
-MILFORD 38111 6 4 52 MOVIN' ON (6326)
UNICAMERAL SMUT 51760 4 2 51 GUYS! (8729)
MINIM MAMBA 50130 3 1 50 072507B (8431)
EGGS 40779 6 9 49 4 LETTER FOODS (6806)
CARRION CRAWLER 42817 4 4 1 49 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)
ARCANE 42829 4 3 49 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)
ZEBRA 38975 2 8 49 I HAVE STRIPES (6483)
ALTAN 25208 7 3 48 CHOPPERS (4034)
LONELY KEN 45804 5 9 48 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)
-AMPHIBIAN 45138 5 7 48 NEW TOADS AND (7520)
TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565 7 14 47 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)
SHOE WOES 50938 7 1 46 072707B (8573)
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16536 5 9 46 SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
PROFIT 48072 3 3 43 ACCOUNTING 101 (8086)
-DACIAN 44735 3 2 41 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)
-RIFF RAFF 37476 4 5 1 40 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212)
OVERDOSE 37428 6 7 2 39 ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203)
NIGHTMARE 42776 5 4 39 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)
MOPE 39892 3 1 39 4 LETTER ACTIVITIES (6637)
BRUISING SWAT 50954 4 2 38 072707E (8576)
IMP 42792 4 1 38 MONSTER MASH-I (7157)
RESOLVED LOTION 50964 4 4 38 072707G (8578)
-BENNIE 42285 2 1 38 4601 SUPERIOR FORCE (7068)
-HUNGRY HIPPO 49609 4 1 37 SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)
WHALE HUMUS 50158 4 5 37 072507G (8436)
PRISONER 0380 42370 4 6 36 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)
-TICONDEROGA 45734 2 2 36 HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARTAR SAUCE! 31031 3 5 35 PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
ARCANE HANDLER 51249 3 4 35 101607B (8627)
LOBE MUCK 50144 3 5 34 072507E (8434)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RISING POWER 37477 3 8 33 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)
-BUN BATCH 50005 3 1 33 LAZY 6 (8406)
UTOPIA 37461 2 0 1 33 DANNYS TRASH (6209)
-POPE BOB 43134 2 9 33 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)
SUN BROTHER 40771 2 4 33 DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)
-JINGER 52651 2 1 33 SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)
-PRISONER B91 53433 2 0 33 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079 4 2 32 12/23/06D (7904)
FAKE PLASTIC TREES 43170 0 3 29 THE BENDS (7227)
-TRITIOM VICE 49889 2 2 1 28 LAZY 16 (8383)
-CHATTY CABALIST 52707 2 0 28 DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087)
-CROAKER 50507 3 3 27 NEW TOADS AND (7520)
-VLADIMIR LENUN 52446 1 4 27 BAD HABITS (8834)
HEART CONDITION 47420 1 5 27 FIGHTING WITH (7969)
-SUPERIOR FORCES 11 51142 3 1 26 SUPERIOR FORCES 771 (8610)
-CRUSIFIX 46853 2 2 26 KAOS LORDS (7863)
-GEMS 49984 1 2 26 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)
RAGE 50392 3 2 25 OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)
ANVIL 37202 2 4 25 NEVERWAKE (4015)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THROWING SPITBALLS 11042 2 2 23 OPEN HOSTILITY (1605)
BOF 44155 2 1 21 JOES TRASH (7412)
-PSYCHIATRIC CABSTAND 49995 2 1 21 LAZY (8404)
-RAINY GUY 49844 2 1 21 LAZY 24 (8374)
-SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977 1 1 1 21 LAZY 32 (8400)
JESSICA 53734 1 0 21 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
-PRISONER B31 53423 2 0 20 DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)
-CASH 49986 1 2 1 20 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)
-LAPTOP 45147 1 2 20 BRIEFCASE II (7586)
-SUICIDAL OCTOPI 51725 1 1 20 AND SOME MORE (8722)
HORMONE HOAGIE 55291 1 0 19 01808X (9340)
TEST TUBE BABY 49949 2 4 18 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)
-LAMNISTA 52657 1 3 18 SUPE FORCES A701 (8873)
DUODENUM 54451 3 0 17 SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)
-ZEN JOINT 49835 0 4 16 LAZY 26 (8372)
BLACK-CAPPED 54787 2 0 15 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)
-PRISONER A54 53480 2 0 15 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)
PRISONER B94 53435 1 2 15 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
-STABSIE 50715 1 0 1 11 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
-PRISONER A85 53459 1 0 1 11 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
WAKE FOREST 54796 1 1 10 SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
-PRISONER A74 53465 1 0 10 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)
-PRISONER A75 53464 1 0 10 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)
TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 1 0 10 011808P (9332)
ROARING WASTAGE 55297 1 0 9 011808Y (9341)
-PRISONER A55 53479 1 1 8 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)
SPANKY 44156 1 0 7 JOES TRASH (7412)
SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241 0 1 7 011808M (9330)
SMAKER 53706 0 1 7 LUROCIANS T208 (9068)
PROMETHIUS 48593 0 1 7 LUROCIANS TO75 (8169)
SLICKER FLINT 55262 0 1 7 011808R (9334)
GUESS 53713 0 1 7 LOROCIANS T408 (9069)
KIRK J 48586 0 1 7 LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)
MOTEL LINEN 55260 0 1 7 011808R (9334)
SPLYTN DECAY 51224 1 1 6 KAOS LORDS (7863)
FYSTN RYST 51221 0 2 2 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYERS 54844 0 2 2 ROAD WARRIOR (9254)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EEK FETID 50152 6 3 1 072507F 8435 ROOMY 35008 223
ABSURDITY 45778 3 4 0 10/25/06A 7686 HUGS MAW 44237 220
PHLEGM PEDIGREE 51285 0 1 0 101607I 8634 SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977 220
FOOTNOTE 39541 2 3 0 CRUMBLING LEAGU 6576 CARRION CRAWLER 42817 220
PRISONER DA03 50450 6 9 0 DUNGEON CELL 75 6998 CANADA, FUQ YEA 50930 221
PRISONER 0398 42445 4 1 0 DUNGEON CELL 80 7094 OVERDOSE 37428 219 NOT REVENGED
PRISONER B05 53439 0 1 0 DUNGEON CELL B0 9015 STABSIE 50715 221
TWICH BRIC-A-BR 49997 3 2 1 LAZY 5 8405 EEK FETID 50152 220
FORREST EVERHAR 41626 2 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 6952 RIFF RAFF 37476 219 NOT REVENGED
WINTER BREW 41232 8 3 0 SAMS 6876 CHUBBY URIC 47788 221
WEBBED JOES 39906 3 4 0 SLOPPY FROGS 6640 BRAIN MOLE 42826 223
LIZ RENAY 51145 2 4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 8611 OVERDOSE 37428 222
PLANET TELEX 43168 7 6 0 THE BENDS 7227 DUSTPAN RODEO 47798 222
PERSONAL ADS
abulia \uh-BOO-lee-uh; uh-BYOO-\, noun:
Loss or impairment of the ability to act or to make decisions.
Abulia derives from Greek a-, "without" + boule, "will." The adjective form is
abulic.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRIKEY! was devastated by KFC BOWL OF DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLESSING slimly lost to ACES & EIGHTS in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
AVATAR vanquished WRATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
BISCUIT was overpowered by FRYV DARKSHADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ONE-TRICK PONY unbelievably bested PRIME in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
TARTAR SAUCE! was devastated by CANADA, FUQ YEAH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PROFIT viciously subdued WHALE HUMUS in a action packed 7 minute Challenge melee.
SUN BROTHER vanquished LOBE MUCK in a action packed 5 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MYERS was overpowered by THROWING SPITBALLS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH overpowered PERCY QUIN 24 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHADOW ANGEL unbelievably bested THE RISING in a exciting 2 minute veteran's contest.
APISH BOUNCE was beaten by PTAR STONEBLADE in a popular 3 minute master's conflict.
HUGS MAW vanquished B in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
PRISONER 0414 was beaten by KAORU MOTO in a 1 minute brawl.
YELLOW devastated UNICAMERAL SMUT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
INGROWN HAIRS overpowered BABE CRATER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DUSTPAN RODEO overpowered TRENE OGRESTAFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOWDER RISK devastated IMP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHOE WOES was savagely defeated by VICTORY 5 in a action packed 4 minute bout.
ASHTRAY WIELDER handily defeated LONELY KEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALTAN demolished ARCANE HANDLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROOMY slaughtered EEK FETID in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOP SHELF vanquished HEART CONDITION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HORSE TROUGH demolished FAKE PLASTIC TREES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OVERDOSE was vanquished by ETTERCAP in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHIN EMBARGO was handily defeated by JABBER HOGAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOPE was viciously subdued by RECTAL PERMIT in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
WEBBED JOES was slaughtered by BRAIN MOLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EAR overpowered CONTENDER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GEEZER DOPE overpowered NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EGGS was beaten by ARCANE in a 2 minute brutal fray.
PRISONER 0380 was bested by MINIM MAMBA in a popular 1 minute duel.
CARRION CRAWLER devastated BOF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RESOLVED LOTION was viciously subdued by BEWYLDER OAKEN in a 4 minute bout.
GLOWING PASTY demolished BRUISING SWAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIPARTISAN ROOF was demolished by ZEBRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RISING POWER was overpowered by UTOPIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAGE overcame TEST TUBE BABY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ANVIL won victory over PRISONER B94 in a popular 1 minute match.
SPLYTN DECAY subdued PROMETHIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute beginner's duel.
FYSTN RYST was subdued by ROARING WASTAGE in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
WAKE FOREST overcame SMAKER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.
DUODENUM viciously subdued KIRK J in a 2 minute brutal amateur's melee.
BLACK-CAPPED savagely defeated SLICKER FLINT in a popular 3 minute novice's fight.
SPANKY luckily beat SOAPBOX GRIPER in a popular 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
GUESS lost to HORMONE HOAGIE in a exciting 3 minute match.
JESSICA handily defeated MOTEL LINEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TWITTERY PERMIT demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 30 STRIKING ATTACK 215 - 180 - 15 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 TOTAL PARRY 86 - 73 - 1 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 43 - 2 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 AIMED BLOW 102 - 118 - 3 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 35 - 3 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 40 - 3 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 15 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 96 - 172 - 8 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 57 - 3 34 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
Turn 223 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 10 5 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 8
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK KFC BOWL OF DEATH -20634 10 5 0 118 071406AA (7551)
LUNGING ATTACK BLESSING -16892 9 3 0 96 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)
AIMED BLOW SHADOW ANGEL -19948 15 12 0 92 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
TOTAL PARRY WRATH -30441 17 10 0 91 GOD (5780)
BASHING ATTACK YELLOW -29531 6 5 0 77 COLORING (5947)
SLASHING ATTACK ARCANE -22707 4 3 0 49 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PRIME 32767. The most popular warrior this turn was
APISH BOUNCE -17793. The ten other most popular fighters were PRIME 32767, BEWYLDER
OAKEN -19923, PROFIT -17464, RECTAL PERMIT -14280, HORMONE HOAGIE -10245, VICTORY 5
-18307, SOAPBOX GRIPER -10295, BLESSING -16892, RAGE -15144, and BLACK-CAPPED -10749.
The least popular fighter this week was MOTEL LINEN -10276. The other ten least
popular fighters were BIPARTISAN ROOF -18457, BRUISING SWAT -14582, BOF -21381,
NIGHTMARE -22760, CONTENDER -26255, WEBBED JOES -25630, SHIN EMBARGO -16978, OVERDOSE
-28108, FAKE PLASTIC TREES -22366, and EEK FETID -15384.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FRYV DARKSHADE (82--19959) DISTANT BREEZEUNTING