DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/12/2008    Duedate: 04/25/2008

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 223

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOLDIER 3
MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)
(82-55599) [24-9-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOLDIER 3                      BABE CRATER
MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)       072707N (8585)
(82-55599) [24-9-0,113]        (82-50996) [5-3-0,70]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PRIME                          ASHTRAY WIELDER
NUMBERS 7 (2722)               040707F (8150)
(82-32767) [13-16-0,67]        (82-48492) [5-3-0,60]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COOL NAMES 22 (8035)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DISTANT BREEZE (7660)         40 
2. 040908D (9414)                32    BAG OF TRICKS (8038)
3. BAG OF TRICKS (8038)          28    Unchartered Team
4. COOL NAMES 3 (8026)           25 
5. PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (5099)   24    SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)    4   0  1 100.   1/ 2 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      4  0 1
 2/ 3*DANNYS TRASH (6209)        3   0  1 100.   2/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)  4  2 0
 3/ 0*011808O (9163)             3   0  0 100.   3/ 3*072707N (8585)            4  2 0
 4- 4*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)     2   0  0 100.   4/ 4 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          4  2 0
 5- 5*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)     2   0  0 100.   5/21*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)   3  0 1
 6/ 0*040908D (9414)             2   0  0 100.   6/ 6*101607C (8628)            3  0 0
 7- 7*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)     1   0  1 100.   7/31*072507B (8431)            3  0 0
 8/10*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)      1   0  0 100.   8/30*ACCOUNTING 101 (8086)     3  0 0
 9/ 0*011808B (9319)             1   0  0 100.   9/ 8*040707F (8150)            3  0 0
10/12*072707B (8573)             8   1  0 88.9  10/37 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     3  0 0
11/15*101607C (8628)             6   1  0 85.7  11/ 9 TEAM 9 III (7428)         3  0 0
12-13*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)    6   1  0 85.7  12/11 I'M RICH WITH (6004)      3  0 0
13-14 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      10   2  1 83.3  13/ 1 SLAP SHOT (4036)          3  3 0
14/ 1*CORPULENT (8731)           5   1  0 83.3  14/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (9406)  3  4 0
15/16 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)       9   2  0 81.8  15/ 5 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     3  7 0
16-17*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  4   1  0 80.0  16/ 0*040908D (9414)            2  0 0
17/22*072507B (8431)             4   1  0 80.0  17/53 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      2  0 0
18/24*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637)  4   1  0 80.0  18/63*DANNYS TRASH (6209)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)     3   1  0 75.0  19/65 COLORING (5947)           2  0 0
20-20*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610)  3   1  0 75.0  20/46*KAOS LORDS (7863)         2  1 1
21-21*LAZY 6 (8406)              3   1  0 75.0  21/25 EUPHAMISMS (5763)         2  1 1
22/27*072707N (8585)            11   4  1 73.3  22/26*GUYS! (8729)              2  1 0
23-25 SAMS (6876)                8   3  0 72.7  23/ 7*CORPULENT (8731)          2  1 0
24/28 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      10   4  1 71.4  24/18*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   2  1 0
25/36*GUYS! (8729)               5   2  0 71.4  25/66*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 2  1 0
26/38*072707E (8576)             5   2  0 71.4  26/29 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      2  1 0
27/34 072707A (8572)             7   3  2 70.0  27/34*072707B (8573)            2  1 0
28/35 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)       7   3  0 70.0  28/14 COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      2  1 0
29/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409) 100  43  5 69.9  29/28 COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       2  1 0
30/29*072507F (8435)             9   4  1 69.2  30/32 072507G (8436)            2  1 0
31/30 13 YRS & COUNTING (7536)  30  14  1 68.2  31/24 072707A (8572)            2  1 0
32/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (9406)  67  32  3 67.7  32/39 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        2  1 0
33-31 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 14   7  1 66.7  33/38*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     2  1 0
34/45 TEAM 9 III (7428)          8   4  1 66.7  34/10 071406AA (7551)           2  1 0
35/18*MONSTER MASH-I (7157)      4   2  0 66.7  35/89 I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     2  1 0
36/23*JOES TRASH (7412)          4   2  0 66.7  36/41*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637) 2  1 0
37/71*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)      2   1  1 66.7  37/90 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   2  1 0
38-39*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)    2   1  0 66.7  38/91*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    2  1 0
39/ 6*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    2   1  0 66.7  39/43*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 2  1 0
40/74*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245)  2   1  0 66.7  40/44 NEVERWAKE (4015)          2  1 0
41-40*LAZY 24 (8374)             2   1  0 66.7  41/95*OPEN HOSTILITY (1605)     2  1 0
42-41*LAZY (8404)                2   1  0 66.7  42/71*JOES TRASH (7412)         2  2 0
43-42*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068)  2   1  0 66.7  43/16 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      2  3 0
44-43*DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087)     2   1  0 66.7  44/15 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       2  4 0
45/ 0*DARK TOADS 05H (5495)      2   1  0 66.7  45-19*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    1  0 0
46/47 DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        21  12  0 63.6  46/49*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     1  0 0
47-44 4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065)  7   4  1 63.6  47/ 0*011808O (9163)            1  0 0
48/26 CHOPPERS (4034)            7   4  0 63.6  48/ 0*011808B (9319)            1  0 0
49/32 071406AA (7551)           10   6  0 62.5  49-69*LAZY 16 (8383)            1  0 0
50/49 I'M RICH WITH (6004)      10   6  0 62.5  50-52*SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   1  0 0
51/54*040707F (8150)             5   3  0 62.5  51-17 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      1  0 0
52/33 SURPRISE! (7631)           8   5  0 61.5  52-78*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  1  0 0
53/48 BOOT LEATHER (2837)       14   9  0 60.9  53-70*LAZY 6 (8406)             1  0 0
54/46 GOD (5780)                17  11  0 60.7  54-22 YUCKY YELLOW (8447)       1  0 0
55/70*OPEN HOSTILITY (1605)      3   2  0 60.0  55-61*BRIEFCASE II (7586)       1  0 0
56/56 COLORING (5947)            7   5  0 58.3  56-60 4604 SUPERIOR FORC (7065) 1  0 0
57/52 COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      15  11  1 57.7  57-64 MOVIN' ON (6326)          1  0 0
58/37*12/23/06D (7904)           4   3  0 57.1  58/ 0*DARK TOADS 05H (5495)     1  0 0
59/67*ACCOUNTING 101 (8086)      4   3  0 57.1  59-23 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)    1  0 0
60/64 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      6   5  0 54.5  60-73 POWER PLAY (4037)         1  0 0
61/59 EUPHAMISMS (5763)          7   6  1 53.8  22/122*LUROCIANS T208 (9068)     1  1 1
62/57 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)     7   6  0 53.8  23/123*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     1  1 0
63/55 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     15  13  0 53.6  63-12*DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    1  1 0
64-58 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 15  13  0 53.6  64/50*011808P (9332)            1  1 0
65/79 UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)    8   8  0 50.0  65/51*01808X (9340)             1  1 0
66/82 COOL NAMES 3 (8026)        6   6  0 50.0  66/48*011808Y (9341)            1  1 0
67/87 072507G (8436)             5   5  0 50.0  30/130*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     1  1 0
68-62 YUCKY YELLOW (8447)        5   5  0 50.0  68/80*072507F (8435)            1  1 0
69-63*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)    5   5  0 50.0  69/40 13 YRS & COUNTING (7536)  1  1 0
70/53*LAZY 9 (8398)              4   4  1 50.0  70/94 BOOT LEATHER (2837)       1  1 0
71/50*DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)     3   3  0 50.0  10/110*STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   1  2 1
72/51*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)     3   3  0 50.0  72/74 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     1  2 1
73-68*LAZY 16 (8383)             2   2  1 50.0  73/75 ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203)    1  2 1
74-69*HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679)   2   2  0 50.0  16/116*ROAD WARRIOR (9254)       1  2 0
34/134*LUROCIANS T208 (9068)      1   1  1 50.0  75/76*101607B (8627)            1  2 0
76-72*LAZY 32 (8400)             1   1  1 50.0  76/82*LAZY 9 (8398)             1  2 0
77-73*AND SOME MORE (8722)       1   1  0 50.0  77/27*12/23/06D (7904)          1  2 0
78/11*011808P (9332)             1   1  0 50.0  78/79 ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   1  2 0
79/ 8*01808X (9340)              1   1  0 50.0  79/33*OF WOLF & MAN 2 (8479)    1  2 0
80/ 9*011808Y (9341)             1   1  0 50.0  80/81*072707E (8576)            1  2 0
36/136*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)      1   1  0 50.0  81/87 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/76 NUMBERS 7 (2722)          71  73  2 49.3  82/35*MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     1  2 0
83-77 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    16  17  0 48.5  83/85 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    1  2 0
84/75 SLAP SHOT (4036)          45  48  1 48.4  84/83 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     1  2 0
85/60 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      6   7  0 46.2  85/97 KAOS (7662)               1  2 0
86/61 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      5   6  1 45.5  86/36 SURPRISE! (7631)          1  2 0
87-83 12/23/06J (7910)           5   6  0 45.5  87/92 4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     1  2 0
88/84 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      65  79  2 45.1  88/42 GOD (5780)                1  2 0
89/81 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       40  50  2 44.4  89/45 CHOPPERS (4034)           1  2 0
90/85 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 16  20  0 44.4  90/13*DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    1  3 0
91/65*MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      4   5  1 44.4  91/67*FIGHTING WITH (7969)      1  4 0
92-86*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212)  4   5  1 44.4  17/117*011808R (9334)            0  4 0
93/66*072707G (8578)             4   5  0 44.4  93/96 THE BENDS (7227)          0  4 0
01/101*PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  4   5  0 44.4  08/108*072507E (8434)            0  3 0
95/78 ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)    7   9  1 43.7  09/109 040707S (8163)            0  3 0
96-88 071406G (7542)             7   9  0 43.7  96/77*072707G (8578)            0  3 0
97/97 4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      7   9  0 43.7  97/88 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    0  3 0
98-90 MOVIN' ON (6326)          10  13  0 43.5  98/84 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   0  3 0
99/80 ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203)     6   8  2 42.9  11/111 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    0  3 0
06/106*STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)    3   4  1 42.9  26/126*011808M (9330)            0  2 0
01-92*BAD HABITS (8834)          3   4  0 42.9  01/86 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    0  2 0
02/93*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)        3   4  0 42.9  12/112*SLOPPY FROGS (6640)       0  2 0
07/107*DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)     3   4  0 42.9  03/93 INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 0  2 0
04/94 KAOS (7662)               35  48  2 42.2  13/113 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  0  2 0
05/89 THE BENDS (7227)           7  10  0 41.2  14-114*BAD HABITS (8834)         0  1 0
06-96 DUNGEON CELL 32 (5658)     9  13  1 40.9  06/ 0*DECK THE HALLS (8840)     0  1 0
03/103 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     6   9  0 40.0  15-115*SUPE FORCES A701 (8873)   0  1 0
08/95 040707S (8163)             5   8  0 38.5  28/128*LUROCIANS TO75 (8169)     0  1 0
09/98 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     42  70  1 37.5  09-68*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611) 0  1 0
10/91*101607B (8627)             3   5  0 37.5  18-118*LAZY 26 (8372)            0  1 0
11/99 NEVERWAKE (4015)          20  34  2 37.0  19-119 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0  1 0
02-102 POWER PLAY (4037)         38  66  0 36.5  20-120*ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 0  1 0
00/100*072507E (8434)             3   6  0 33.3  21-121*DUNGEON CELL B0 (9015)    0  0 0
04-104*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)   2   4  1 33.3  65-20*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    0  0 0
05-105*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8611)  2   4  0 33.3  24-124*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   0  0 0
31/131*ROAD WARRIOR (9254)        1   2  0 33.3  80-47*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    0  0 0
08-108*BRIEFCASE II (7586)        1   2  0 33.3  25-125*AND SOME MORE (8722)      0  0 0
11/111*KAOS LORDS (7863)          4   9  1 30.8  95-55*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 0  0 0
09/109 BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)    5  13  0 27.8  96-54 12/23/06J (7910)          0  0 0
17/117 I HAVE STRIPES (6483)      3   8  0 27.3  31-131*LAZY 32 (8400)            0  0 0
13/113 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  13  35  0 27.1  29-129*LAZY 24 (8374)            0  0 0
10/110 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)     4  11  0 26.7  27-127*LAZY (8404)               0  0 0
14-114 NEW TOADS AND (7520)       9  25  0 26.5  32-132*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610) 0  0 0
12/112 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)     3   9  0 25.0  33-133 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    0  0 0
15-115*SUPE FORCES A701 (8873)    1   3  0 25.0  02-59*DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087)    0  0 0
16-116 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     26  84  1 23.6  34-134 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  0 0
19/119*FIGHTING WITH (7969)       2   8  0 20.0  04-72 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      0  0 0
18-118 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  2   9  0 18.2  05-58*SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   0  0 0
20-120*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)     2  11  0 15.4  06-62*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068) 0  0 0
27-127*DUNGEON CELL 34 (5660)     0   5  0  0.0  07-56 071406G (7542)            0  0 0
24-124*DUNGEON CELL 49 (6001)     0   5  0  0.0  08-57*HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679)  0  0 0
22-122*DUNGEON CELL 25 (5587)     0   5  0  0.0  35-135 SAMS (6876)               0  0 0
23-123*DUNGEON CELL 26 (5588)     0   5  0  0.0  36-136*DUNGEON CELL 50 (6194)    0  0 0
21-121*DUNGEON CELL 27 (5589)     0   5  0  0.0  07-107*DUNGEON CELL 51 (6215)    0  0 0
25-125*DUNGEON CELL 31 (5657)     0   5  0  0.0  12-98*DUNGEON CELL 25 (5587)    0  0 0
26-126*DUNGEON CELL 33 (5659)     0   5  0  0.0  13-99*DUNGEON CELL 26 (5588)    0  0 0
28-128*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)     0   5  0  0.0  00-100*DUNGEON CELL 27 (5589)    0  0 0
32/132*011808R (9334)             0   4  0  0.0  01-101*DUNGEON CELL 31 (5657)    0  0 0
29-129*LAZY 26 (8372)             0   4  0  0.0  02-102*DUNGEON CELL 33 (5659)    0  0 0
30-130*DUNGEON CELL 51 (6215)     0   4  0  0.0  03-103*DUNGEON CELL 34 (5660)    0  0 0
35/135*011808M (9330)             0   2  0  0.0  04-104*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    0  0 0
33-133*DUNGEON CELL B0 (9015)     0   1  0  0.0  05-105*DUNGEON CELL 41 (5952)    0  0 0
43/ 0*DECK THE HALLS (8840)      0   1  0  0.0  06-106*DUNGEON CELL 49 (6001)    0  0 0
37/137*LUROCIANS TO75 (8169)      0   1  0  0.0  38-138 SUPERIOR FORCES 32 (2268) 0  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
38-138*DUNGEON CELL 50 (6194)     0   1  0  0.0  37-137 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 0  0 0

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                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DWES EG once again!  Biff!  Pow!  DWES EG watched with glee as 
SLAP SHOT got knocked off top spot by COOL NAMES 22!  You know what they say about 
the herd of lions who studied a judge...  SUPE FORCES A206 moved up 16 places, to 
5th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 072507B's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 31st to 7th.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  ACCOUNTING 101 moved up 22 places, to 8th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not MONSTER MASH-E's opponents, after watching them 
shoot up the ranks from 37th to 10th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You 
know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  SLAP 
SHOT!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  BAG OF 
TRICKS moved up 36 places, to 17th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DANNYS 
TRASH's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 63rd to 18th.  You 
know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  COLORING moved up 
46 places, to 19th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not KAOS LORDS' opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 46th to 20th.  CORPULENT bit the big one 
as they could not win.  They dropped from 7th down to 23rd!  Are you guy giving 
lessons or what?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 moved up 41 places, to 25th.  Looking for a good 
fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 071406AA, cause they 
dropped by 24.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not I HAVE STRIPES' opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 89th to 35th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  UNFORTUNATE HAIR moved up 53 places, 
to 37th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DARK TOADS JAN9's opponents, 
after watching them shoot up the ranks from 91st to 38th.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  OPEN HOSTILITY moved up 54 places, to 
41st.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not JOES TRASH's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 71st to 42nd.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  ANCIENT LORDS!  WHISPERNIGHT bit the big one as they could not win. 
They dropped from 15th down to 44th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  You know 
what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  LUROCIANS T208 moved up 
61 places, to 61st.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not LOROCIANS T408's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 123rd to 62nd.  Looking for a 
good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 011808P, cause 
they dropped by 14.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says 
black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  01808X!  Looking for a 
good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 011808Y, cause 
they dropped by 18.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  LUROCIANS TO7B moved up 63 places, to 67th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not STREET PIZZAD XX's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 
110th to 71st.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... 
ROAD WARRIOR moved up 42 places, to 74th.  12/23/06D bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 27th down to 77th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  
Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  OF WOLF & MAN 2!  Looking for a good fight, 
confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at MONSTER MASH-I, cause they 
dropped by 47.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not KAOS' opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 97th to 85th.  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  SURPRISE!!  GOD bit the big one as they could not win.  They 
dropped from 42nd down to 88th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Looking for a 
good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at CHOPPERS, cause 
they dropped by 44.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says 
black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  DUNGEON CELL B9!  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
FIGHTING WITH, cause they dropped by 24.  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  011808R moved up 25 places, to 92nd.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not 072507E's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 108th to 94th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  040707S moved up 14 places, to 95th.  072707G bit the big one as they could 
not win.  They dropped from 77th down to 96th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
BRUCE VIAGRA ADD, cause they dropped by 14.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not ROOKIE ARMADA 7's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 111th to 
99th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  011808M 
moved up 26 places, to 100th.  What's with ONE-TRICK PONY?  It actually beat MEDAL OF 
HONOR A3's MITCHELL PAIGE, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at COOL NAMES 3 while they watched CHOWDER RISK clobber CRIKEY!.  He 
lost 21 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I can barely 
restrain my enthusiam for MEDAL OF HONOR 27's outstanding member, Duelmaster SOLDIER 
3.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  DWES EG thinks OPEN 
HOSTILITY and their 3-2-0 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  In 
my day, no team with a 2-2-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, ROAD WARRIOR?  
What do people see in LOBE MUCK?  Its 3-6-0?  072507E ain't talkin', but it's got 35 
points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  PRISONER 0398's family knows what's wot, after 
seeing the response from DUNGEON CELL 80!  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, 
master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  The 
end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 3 55599              24   9    113         MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLESSING 48644               10   3    112         DM ROLL-UPS (7009)        
 SHADOW ANGEL 45588           16  12    107         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569        14   7    104         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-CRAB ABODE 47742              8   5  1 100         COOL NAMES 19 (8024)      
-GREEN 15136                  13   7  1  99         SUPERIOR FORCES 320 (2268)
 INGROWN HAIRS 36397          10   6     98         I'M RICH WITH (6004)      
 HUGS MAW 44237                8   4  1  98         TEAM 9 III (7428)         
 ONE-TRICK PONY 47819          9   2     97         BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      
-CHUBBY URIC 47788             9   2  1  94         COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      
 WRATH 35095                  17  11     92         GOD (5780)                
 AVATAR 11170                 16   9     92         WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       
 YELLOW 36005                  7   5     92         COLORING (5947)           
 CHOWDER RISK 47752            5   3     92         COOL NAMES 3 (8026)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERCY QUIN 24 29478          13  35     90         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
 KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902      10   6     90         071406AA (7551)           
-RON TITAN 44387              11  19     88         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 B 34108                      16  20     86         INQUISITION 120419 (5654) 
-FIVE FOR FIGHTING 45983       9   9     83         POWER PLAY (4037)         
 SOLDIER 4 55610              21  12  2  82         MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)  
 DUSTPAN RODEO 47798           7   2  1  81         COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      
-CATHARI 42267                 7   4  1  73         4604 SUPERIOR FORCE (7065)
-PHOSPOHORIC 48669             6   1     73         SUPE FORCES 1701 (8183)   
 ROOMY 35008                   7   6  1  71         EUPHAMISMS (5763)         
 FRANK PEREGORY 55577         13  10     70         MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (9406)  
 CRIKEY! 45396                 8   5     70         SURPRISE! (7631)          
 BABE CRATER 50996             5   3     70         072707N (8585)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EAR 39911                     8   8     69         UNFORTUNATE HAIR (6641)   
 KAORU MOTO 48418             12  14     68         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          
 ETTERCAP 42808                6   5     68         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
 PRIME 32767                  13  16     67         NUMBERS 7 (2722)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANADA, FUQ YEAH 50930        7   3  2  66         072707A (8572)            
 BISCUIT 37204                14  11  1  65         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-DING, DONG 44853              7   9     65         071406G (7542)            
-SCALED BEARSKIN 47109         5   6     65         12/23/06J (7910)          
 UNICAMERAL SMUT 51760         5   2     65         GUYS! (8729)              
 SHIN EMBARGO 48558            5   8     65         040707S (8163)            
-MEGA SCUM 45615              10   4     64         KAOS (7662)               
 MINIM MAMBA 50130             4   1     63         072507B (8431)            
 ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492         5   3     60         040707F (8150)            
 GEEZER DOPE 47780             7   3     59         COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      
 HORSE TROUGH 50997            6   1  1  59         072707N (8585)            
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           4   5     59         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 LONELY KEN 45804              6   9     58         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
 RECTAL PERMIT 51256           6   1     58         101607C (8628)            
 PRISONER 0414 42461           6   4     58         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613          8  13     57         KAOS (7662)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EGGS 40779                    7   9     56         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
 ZEBRA 38975                   3   8     56         I HAVE STRIPES (6483)     
 MOPE 39892                    4   1     55         4 LETTER ACTIVITIES (6637)
 BRUISING SWAT 50954           5   2     54         072707E (8576)            
-MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794         3   2     53         COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565         7  15     52         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-MILFORD 38111                 6   4     52         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 THE RISING 43100              5  13     52         BRUCE VIAGRA ADD (7213)   
 GLOWING PASTY 51772           5   1     52         CORPULENT (8731)          
 SHOE WOES 50938               8   1     50         072707B (8573)            
 PROFIT 48072                  4   3     50         ACCOUNTING 101 (8086)     
 VICTORY 5 47229               7   9  1  49         ROOKIE ARMADA 40 (7935)   
-AMPHIBIAN 45138               5   7     48         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
 WHALE HUMUS 50158             5   5     48         072507G (8436)            
 ARCANE 42829                  4   4     48         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 RESOLVED LOTION 50964         4   5     47         072707G (8578)            
-DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         5   9     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 JABBER HOGAN 49966            4   4  1  46         LAZY 9 (8398)             
 SUN BROTHER 40771             3   4     45         DARK TOADS JAN9 (6804)    
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              5   6  1  44         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
 ALTAN 25208                   7   4     43         CHOPPERS (4034)           
 HEART CONDITION 47420         2   5     42         FIGHTING WITH (7969)      
 NIGHTMARE 42776               5   5     41         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         4   5  1  41         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
-DACIAN 44735                  3   2     41         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
 OVERDOSE 37428                6   8  2  40         ROOKIE ARMADA 1 (6203)    
-RIFF RAFF 37476               4   5  1  40         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 
 UTOPIA 37461                  3   0  1  40         DANNYS TRASH (6209)       
-BENNIE 42285                  2   1     38         4601 SUPERIOR FORCE (7068)
 PRISONER 0380 42370           4   7     37         DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    
-HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            4   1     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)
 ARCANE HANDLER 51249          3   5     36         101607B (8627)            
-TICONDEROGA 45734             2   2     36         HOME OF THE BRAVE (7679)  
 IMP 42792                     4   2     35         MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     
 CRUSIFIX 46853                3   2  1  35         KAOS LORDS (7863)         
 LOBE MUCK 50144               3   6     35         072507E (8434)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISING POWER 37477            3   9     34         ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079         4   3     33         12/23/06D (7904)          
-BUN BATCH 50005               3   1     33         LAZY 6 (8406)             
-POPE BOB 43134                2   9     33         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 
-JINGER 52651                  2   1     33         SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   
-PRISONER B91 53433            2   0     33         DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    
 HORMONE HOAGIE 55291          1   1     32         01808X (9340)             
 BOF 44155                     3   1     30         JOES TRASH (7412)         
 FAKE PLASTIC TREES 43170      0   4     30         THE BENDS (7227)          
 NULL REGINE 54215             3   0     29         011808O (9163)            
 THROWING SPITBALLS 11042      3   2     29         OPEN HOSTILITY (1605)     
 DUODENUM 54451                4   0  1  28         SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)   
-TRITIOM VICE 49889            2   2  1  28         LAZY 16 (8383)            
-CHATTY CABALIST 52707         2   0     28         DUNGEON CELL 79 (7087)    
-CROAKER 50507                 3   3     27         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
-VLADIMIR LENUN 52446          1   4     27         BAD HABITS (8834)         
-SUPERIOR FORCES 11 51142      3   1     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 771 (8610)
-GEMS 49984                    1   2     26         4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANVIL 37202                   2   5     23         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 WAKE FOREST 54796             2   1     23         SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
 TEST TUBE BABY 49949          3   4  1  22         STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   
 KIRK J 48586                  1   1     22         LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     
-RAINY GUY 49844               2   1     21         LAZY 24 (8374)            
-PSYCHIATRIC CABSTAND 49995    2   1     21         LAZY (8404)               
-SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977          1   1  1  21         LAZY 32 (8400)            
-PRISONER B31 53423            2   0     20         DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    
 HUGE 33276                    2   1     20         DARK TOADS 05H (5495)     
-CASH 49986                    1   2  1  20         4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  
-SUICIDAL OCTOPI 51725         1   1     20         AND SOME MORE (8722)      
-LAPTOP 45147                  1   2     20         BRIEFCASE II (7586)       
 GUESS 53713                   1   1     20         LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     
-LAMNISTA 52657                1   3     18         SUPE FORCES A701 (8873)   
 SLICKER FLINT 55262           0   2     18         011808R (9334)            
 BLACK-CAPPED 54787            2   1     17         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 LADDER LAGER 55642            1   0     17         040908D (9414)            
 PRISONER B94 53435            1   3     16         DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    
 ROARING WASTAGE 55297         1   1     16         011808Y (9341)            
-ZEN JOINT 49835               0   4     16         LAZY 26 (8372)            
-PRISONER A54 53480            2   0     15         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    
 TOMATO ION 55638              1   0     15         040908D (9414)            
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            1   0     15         011808B (9319)            
 SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241          0   2     14         011808M (9330)            
 SMAKER 53706                  1   1  1  12         LUROCIANS T208 (9068)     
 MYERS 54844                   1   2     12         ROAD WARRIOR (9254)       
-PRISONER A85 53459            1   0  1  11         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
-PRISONER A75 53464            1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
-PRISONER A74 53465            1   0     10         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
 SPANKY 44156                  1   1      8         JOES TRASH (7412)         
-PRISONER A55 53479            1   1      8         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    
 FYSTN RYST 51221              0   3      3         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TWITTERY PERMIT 55249   1  1 0 011808P 9332         DUODENUM 54451        223   
MOTEL LINEN 55260       0  2 0 011808R 9334         TEST TUBE BABY 49949  223   
EEK FETID 50152         6  3 1 072507F 8435         ROOMY 35008           223   
ABSURDITY 45778         3  4 0 10/25/06A 7686       HUGS MAW 44237        220   
PHLEGM PEDIGREE 51285   0  1 0 101607I 8634         SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977  220   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FOOTNOTE 39541          2  3 0 CRUMBLING LEAGU 6576 CARRION CRAWLER 42817 220   
CANDY CANE 52484        0  1 0 DECK THE HALLS 8840  SMAKER 53706          223   
DA BOUND 55743          0  1 0 DISTANT BREEZE 7660  SHEWISH GIANT         223  NONE
MURDER ME 55745         0  1 0 DISTANT BREEZE 7660  BANDIT PRINCE         223  NONE
PRISONER DA03 50450     6  9 0 DUNGEON CELL 75 6998 CANADA, FUQ YEA 50930 221   
PRISONER 0398 42445     4  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 80 7094 OVERDOSE 37428        219  NOT REVENGED
PRISONER B05 53439      0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL B0 9015 STABSIE 50715         221  NONE
DARK1 47422             0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 7969   BANDIT PRINCE         223  NONE
RUNNY NOSE 47421        0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 7969   BLACK ORC             223  NONE
SPITTY 47418            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 7969   HIGH ELF              223  NONE
SCUMMER 51225           0  1 0 KAOS LORDS 7863      ARENAMASTER           223  NONE
TWICH BRIC-A-BR 49997   3  2 1 LAZY 5 8405          EEK FETID 50152       220  NONE
FORREST EVERHAR 41626   2  2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  6952 RIFF RAFF 37476       219  NOT REVENGED
RAGE 50392              3  3 0 OF WOLF & MAN 2 8479 CRUSIFIX 46853        223   
WINTER BREW 41232       8  3 0 SAMS 6876            CHUBBY URIC 47788     221   
WEBBED JOES 39906       3  4 0 SLOPPY FROGS 6640    BRAIN MOLE 42826      223   
LIZ RENAY 51145         2  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 8611 OVERDOSE 37428        222   
PLANET TELEX 43168      7  6 0 THE BENDS 7227       DUSTPAN RODEO 47798   222   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

abulia \uh-BOO-lee-uh; uh-BYOO-\, noun:
Loss or impairment of the ability to act or to make decisions.

Abulia derives from Greek a-, "without" + boule, "will."  The adjective form is
abulic.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPITTY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA BOUND was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MURDER ME was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
RUNNY NOSE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DARK1 was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
SCUMMER was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHADOW ANGEL devastated WRATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUN BROTHER overpowered LOBE MUCK in a 3 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
MYERS vanquished FYSTN RYST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AVATAR was vanquished by SOLDIER 3 in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HUGS MAW overpowered KAORU MOTO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
KFC BOWL OF DEATH was overpowered by BLESSING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRIKEY! was devastated by CHOWDER RISK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SOLDIER 4 was overpowered by PTAR STONEBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MITCHELL PAIGE lost to ONE-TRICK PONY in a action packed 4 minute master's bout.
INGROWN HAIRS overpowered BISCUIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DUSTPAN RODEO overpowered GLOWING PASTY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YELLOW overpowered FRANK PEREGORY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRIME defeated ARCANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
THE RISING was devastated by CANADA, FUQ YEAH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ROOMY vanquished IMP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BABE CRATER handily defeated JABBER HOGAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VICTORY 5 was devastated by TARTAR SAUCE! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ETTERCAP overpowered ALTAN in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
GEEZER DOPE defeated PRISONER 0380 in a popular 1 minute duel.
EAR overpowered SHIN EMBARGO in a 1 minute uneven match.
MINIM MAMBA overpowered TOP SHELF in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
ZEBRA overpowered RISING POWER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOPE beat BEWYLDER OAKEN in a popular 3 minute fight.
OVERDOSE was vanquished by EGGS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHALE HUMUS beat CARRION CRAWLER in a popular 3 minute match.
NIGHTMARE was luckily beaten by SHOE WOES in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
BRAIN MOLE was handily defeated by UNICAMERAL SMUT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ASHTRAY WIELDER viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 3 minute battle.
BRUISING SWAT overpowered TRENE OGRESTAFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
RESOLVED LOTION was overcome by PROFIT in a action packed 1 minute match.
HORSE TROUGH overpowered CONTENDER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LONELY KEN overpowered ARCANE HANDLER in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
RECTAL PERMIT overpowered FAKE PLASTIC TREES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEART CONDITION vanquished BIPARTISAN ROOF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CRUSIFIX put to death RAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
ANVIL was defeated by KIRK J in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
NULL REGINE overcame PRISONER B94 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
UTOPIA demolished HORMONE HOAGIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK-CAPPED was luckily beaten by HUGE in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
TEST TUBE BABY narrowly killed MOTEL LINEN in a 2 minute fray.
BOF savagely defeated ROARING WASTAGE in a 3 minute gruesome competition.
THROWING SPITBALLS demolished SOAPBOX GRIPER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TWITTERY PERMIT was executed by DUODENUM in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SLICKER FLINT was outlasted by GUESS in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody conflict.
WAKE FOREST overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SMAKER killed CANDY CANE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal novice's brawl.
SPANKY was savagely defeated by TOMATO ION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory contest.
OOPS SWEATER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
LADDER LAGER luckily beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK  193 - 146 - 14      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY       73 -  69 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         AIMED BLOW        93 - 101 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  43 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  24 -  2      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  36 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    87 - 156 -  7      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  14 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  46 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   9 -  0      25  |

Turn 223 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 12     TOTAL PARRY        8 -  9         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 3 -9937            24   9  0  113 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (9409)
AIMED BLOW       SHADOW ANGEL -19948        16  12  0  107 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
TOTAL PARRY      PTAR STONEBLADE -19967     14   7  0  104 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)
STRIKING ATTACK  INGROWN HAIRS -29139       10   6  0   98 I'M RICH WITH (6004)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW -29531               7   5  0   92 COLORING (5947)
SLASHING ATTACK  ALTAN 25208                 7   4  0   43 CHOPPERS (4034)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRIME 32767.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ASHTRAY WIELDER -17044.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLICKER FLINT 
-10274, NIGHTMARE -22760, BLACK-CAPPED -10749, CARRION CRAWLER -22719, TOMATO ION 
-9898, LONELY KEN -19732, MOPE -25644, PROFIT -17464, RAGE -15144, and SUN BROTHER 
-24765.

The least popular fighter this week was ROARING WASTAGE -10239.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CANDY CANE -13052, GUESS -11823, SOAPBOX GRIPER -10295, FAKE 
PLASTIC TREES -22366, CONTENDER -26255, TRENE OGRESTAFF -19971, OVERDOSE -28108, 
RISING POWER -28059, SHIN EMBARGO -16978, and PRISONER 0380 -23166.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MITCHELL PAIGE (82--9962) MEDAL OF HONOR A3

                                 THE STOMPING GROUNDS

The new all-basher arena will be in Seam, DM 20.  Only new teams (0FE) may 
participate.  The only rule is that all of your warriors must be bashers.

The first turn of the contest will be due on Monday, April 28.  It will be a slow 
turn-around arena.  If you wish to enter a team, please submit your new team and first 
turn strategies before then.  Only one team per manager, please.  

This arena will stay open indefinitely, providing there is interest (i.e., this is not 
a contest that runs a set number of turns, although there are prizes scheduled after 
the first 15 rounds).  For more information, see details in the first newsletter or on 
the forums. 

                                          -- RSI 

  Zeb Karan looked around the table at the rest of Dwes Eg's staff.  Arenamasters,

standby and Dark Arena warriors, stewards and infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.  
There was wine and beer on the side-table, even sandwiches, but no one was partaking.
      "Stop looking like your dog died," Lew Voth said.  He had once been the 
arenamaster of Sentern and had taken his turns overseeing the fights in Dwes Eg.  "We 
all knew this day would come.  When are they closing us down?"
      "Immediately after the tourney, according to the information I was given."
      "Short notice," Jame Rinvar, another arenamaster commented.
      "No offense intended, these things just creep up on people.  Tourneys make it 
worse, I suppose, all the new teams being entered."  Zeb grimaced.  "Some of the file 
cabinets have exploded from over-stuffing, you know, and it takes so long to run 
through all the registered gladiators to find those who are planning to fight on any 
given day that the day is OVER by the time we're ready to start."
      "Which is why they closed down Sentern, Cimmeriac, and Firehold," Lew pointed 
out.  "This is the same thing all over again."
      "Cycles," Jame said.  "Things happen, and then later they happen again.  We live 
with it.  And Dwes Eg did last for, what, eight and a half years before it reached the 
explosion point.  That isn't bad.  That's forever, speaking practically."
      "Eight or nine years is not forever--"
      "The only thing that's real is today, and maybe, up to a point, tomorrow.  I 
don't see a problem with this.  What are the new parameters, Zeb?"
      "Dwes Eg remains open, existing teams can run and can recruit new members.  BUT, 
no new teams will be accepted.  New teams will go into a new arena, DM 84, running its 
first turn on the seventh of May.  A regular two-week cycle."
      "So Dwes Eg isn't actually being closed, just closed to new teams.  Okay.  This 
works," Jame said again.  "Number 84... does this mean it'll be out at that Blackstone 
place?  Rotten weather half the year, but I suppose you could say that about any site.  
What about regional allegiance?"
      "None specified in the data I received.  Probably a personal-choice situation," 
Zeb said.
      "Transfers?" Lew asked.
      "I don't know about transfers IN," Zeb said, "but I'd guess yes, they would be 
allowed.  No transfers OUT, though.  None out of DM 82, for that matter.  Once you're 
in 82 or 84, the only way out is death or graduation."
      "That fairly describes most arenas," Jame said.  "Anyone who takes up the 
gladiatorial life has already accepted that."