DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/16/2008    Duedate: 08/29/2008

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 232

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WRATH
GOD (5780)
(82-35095) [23-13-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          THE MOOSEFISH
GOD (5780)                     OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
(82-35095) [23-13-0,123]       (82-52590) [7-2-1,113]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PRISONER 0069                  CHARLIE 3
DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)         ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)
(82-31419) [13-9-0,110]        (82-47168) [2-0-0,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH NOBLE (8787)            31 
2. DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)        26    COOL NAMES 13 (8030)
3. 011808O (9163)                22    Unchartered Team
4. 072707A (8572)                22 
5. KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)      21 KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*072707M (8584)             4   0  0 100.   1/ 2 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   5 10 1
 2/ 6*KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603)  3   0  0 100.   2/ 1 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     4  2 0
 3/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)    2   0  0 100.   3/ 8 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       4  2 0
 4- 8*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784)  1   0  0 100.   4/26 GOD (5780)                3  0 0
 5/ 0*DEATH NOBLE (8787)         1   0  0 100.   5/17 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 3  1 0
 6- 9*KELLUMBOS KIDS 08. (9024)  1   0  0 100.   6/ 6 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    3  2 0
 7/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)     1   0  0 100.   7/37*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    2  0 1
 8/14*072707BB (8599)            6   1  0 85.7   8/38*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    2  0 1
 9/16*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)     5   1  2 83.3   9- 3*PAINKILLERS (8347)        2  0 1
10-13*OUT OF AFRICA (8005)       5   1  1 83.3  10/78*01808X (9340)             2  0 0
11/ 1*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     5   1  0 83.3  11/33*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  2  0 0
12-15*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477)  5   1  0 83.3  12/34*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  2  0 0
13/22*120507H (8814)             4   1  0 80.0  13/76*120507H (8814)            2  0 0
14/21*040908F (9416)             4   1  0 80.0  14/81*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   2  0 0
15/27*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)    4   1  0 80.0  15/ 9*040908F (9416)            2  0 0
16/20*OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)   7   2  1 77.8  16/10*072707BB (8599)           2  0 0
17-19*PAINKILLERS (8347)         7   2  1 77.8  17/11 COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      2  0 0
18/30 COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      12   4  0 75.0  18/13 040707R (8162)            2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         6   2  0 75.0  19/82*072707X (8595)            2  0 0
20-25*072707C (8574)             3   1  0 75.0  20/54*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   2  0 0
21-26*072707R (8589)             3   1  0 75.0  21/88*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068) 2  0 0
22-24*072707W (8594)             3   1  0 75.0  22/57 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    2  0 0
23/ 3*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)    3   1  0 75.0  23/58 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 2  0 0
24/18 TWIN SANITY (7534)        14   5  1 73.7  24/62*KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603) 2  0 0
25/33 072707A (8572)            11   4  2 73.3  25/73 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815) 2  0 0
26-29 DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    11   4  1 73.3  26- 5 DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    2  0 0
27-31 GUYS! (8729)               8   3  0 72.7  27/18*OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  2  1 0
28/43*011808O (9163)             5   2  1 71.4  28/20 VENETIAN XV (8069)        2  1 0
29/45*01808X (9340)              5   2  0 71.4  29/93*DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    2  1 0
30-34*072507J (8439)             5   2  0 71.4  30/55 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    2  1 0
31-35 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      12   5  0 70.6  31/21 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    2  1 0
32/32 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      13   6  1 68.4  32/ 4 TWIN SANITY (7534)        2  1 0
33/36 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 12   6  0 66.7  33/24 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    2  1 0
34/39 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    10   5  0 66.7  34/25 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    2  1 0
35/55*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)     6   3  1 66.7  35/99 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     2  2 1
36/54*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)    6   3  0 66.7  36/ 7 NEVERWAKE (4015)          2  5 0
37/90*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   2   1  0 66.7  37/28 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     2  9 0
38/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   2   1  0 66.7  32/132*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  0 0
39/91*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)    2   1  0 66.7  39-35*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 1  0 0
40/41 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 11   6  2 64.7  40/ 0*DEATH NOBLE (8787)        1  0 0
41/40 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      11   6  1 64.7  41-32 GUYS! (8729)              1  0 0
42/53 VENETIAN XV (8069)        11   6  0 64.7  42-39*KELLUMBOS KIDS 08. (9024) 1  0 0
43/52 GOD (5780)                23  13  0 63.9  30/130*011808O (9163)            1  0 0
44/37*072707O (8586)             7   4  1 63.6  44-52*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477) 1  0 0
45/62*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592)  7   4  0 63.6  45/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  1  0 0
46/50 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 15   9  2 62.5  46-84 12/23/06D (7904)          1  0 0
47/71*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  5   3  1 62.5  47-49*LAZY 6 (8406)             1  0 0
48-56*LAZY 6 (8406)              5   3  0 62.5  48-27*DUDES OF VALOR (8491)     1  0 0
49-57*BARD'S TALE (696)          5   3  0 62.5  49-14*072707C (8574)            1  0 0
50-59 MONSTER MASH-I (7157)      8   5  0 61.5  50/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   1  0 0
51-61 I'M RICH WITH (6004)      12   8  0 60.0  51-15*072707M (8584)            1  0 0
52/70 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)     9   6  0 60.0  52-16*072707W (8594)            1  0 0
53/23*011808L (9329)             3   2  0 60.0  53-89*MONSTER MASH-M (7154)     1  0 0
54/69 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    13   9  0 59.1  54-64 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    1  0 0
55/77 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815)  7   5  0 58.3  55/ 0 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      1  0 0
56/44*011808Y (9341)             4   3  0 57.1  56-61*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  0 0
57/84*072707X (8595)             4   3  0 57.1  57/ 0*ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    1  0 0
58/73 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     14  11  1 56.0  58-69*DARK TOADS JAN14 (6813)   1  0 0
59/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574)  5   4  0 55.6  59/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    1  0 0
60-76 12/23/06D (7904)           6   5  0 54.5  60/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574) 1  0 0
61/68 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   25  21  1 54.3  61/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     1  0 0
62/78 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 90  77  5 53.9  62-74*BARD'S TALE (696)         1  0 0
63/79 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 17  15  0 53.1  27/127*KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)  1  1 1
64/74 DUNGEON CELL A2 (8602)     9   8  0 52.9  60/160*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  1 1
65/80 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    15  14  0 51.7  65/36*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 1  1 0
66/72*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  4   4  0 50.0  24/124*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      1  1 0
67-83*011808P (9332)             3   3  0 50.0  67/41*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   1  1 0
29/129*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)   2   2  0 50.0  35/135*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  1 0
69/49*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7021)  2   2  0 50.0  13/113*040908N (9424)            1  1 0
70/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     2   2  0 50.0  70/79*011808Y (9341)            1  1 0
60/160*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)       1   1  0 50.0  40/140*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   1  1 0
59/159*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   1   1  0 50.0  72/48*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  1 0
73/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   1   1  0 50.0  73-19*OUT OF AFRICA (8005)      1  1 0
74/94 SLAP SHOT (4036)          47  53  1 47.0  74/50 DUNGEON CELL A2 (8602)    1  1 0
75/98*MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)   6   7  0 46.2  75/12 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      1  1 0
76/96 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    111 131  9 45.9  76/85 072707A (8572)            1  1 0
77/ 0 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    5   6  2 45.5  77/60*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7021) 1  1 0
78-97 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)    5   6  1 45.5  78/59*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   1  1 0
79-99 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     8  10  0 44.4  20/120 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   1  1 0
10/110 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      8  10  0 44.4  49/149*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 1  1 0
23/123*4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068)  4   5  0 44.4  81-22 MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
00/100 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       45  57  2 44.1  82/87 KAOS (7662)               1  1 0
14/114 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)    7   9  0 43.7  83-23 MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     1  1 0
12/112 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    10  13  1 43.5  84/98*MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  1  1 0
02-102 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      66  87  2 43.1  85/65 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
86/95 072707G (8578)             6   8  0 42.9  86/70*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 1  1 0
87/82*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    3   4  0 42.9  87/71*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    1  1 0
06-106*MONSTER MASH-M (7154)      3   4  0 42.9  65/165 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 1  1 0
07-107*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  3   4  0 42.9  89/94*DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
08-108 4 LETTER FOODS (6806)      8  11  0 42.1  90/95 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     1  2 0
25/125 040707R (8162)             5   7  0 41.7  91/96 SLAP SHOT (4036)          1  2 0
11/111 KAOS (7662)               37  52  2 41.6  92/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)    0  5 0
09/109 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    13  19  0 40.6  93/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)    0  5 0
13-113 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)     6   9  0 40.0  01-101*DUNGEON CELL 52 (6216)    0  5 0
03/103 072507G (8436)             6   9  0 40.0  02-102*DUNGEON CELL 54 (6218)    0  5 0
96/86*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  2   3  0 40.0  96/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 70 (6849)    0  5 0
39/139*040908N (9424)             2   3  0 40.0  97/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    0  4 0
98/85*COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        2   3  0 40.0  98/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    0  4 0
36/136*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    2   3  0 40.0  05-105*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)    0  4 0
16-116*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)  2   3  0 40.0  06-106*DUNGEON CELL 58 (6347)    0  4 0
01/87*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934)  2   3  0 40.0  03-103*DUNGEON CELL 53 (6217)    0  4 0
02/88*MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)   2   3  0 40.0  02/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    0  4 0
17-117*DARK TOADS JAN14 (6813)    2   3  0 40.0  04-104*DUNGEON CELL 55 (6219)    0  4 0
19-119 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     5   8  0 38.5  04/92*ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  0  3 0
18/118 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    13  21  0 38.2  05/97*072707O (8586)            0  3 0
21-121 MONSTER MASH-H (7158)      6  10  0 37.5  10-110*DUNGEON CELL 59 (6348)    0  3 0
34/134*DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     3   5  0 37.5  07/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    0  3 0
05/105*DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     3   5  0 37.5  08/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)    0  3 0
22-122*072507H (8437)             3   5  0 37.5  09/109 THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 0  3 0
26/126 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     46  80  2 36.5  11/111*101607G (8632)            0  2 0
20/120 NEVERWAKE (4015)          23  40  2 36.5  11-91 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    0  2 0
15/115 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  4   7  0 36.4  12/77*011808L (9329)            0  2 0
27/127 THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 19  37  3 33.9  13/80*COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       0  2 0
33/133 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)     6  12  0 33.3  16/116 072707G (8578)            0  2 0
28-128*DUDES OF VALOR (8491)      3   6  0 33.3  17/117 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      0  2 0
24/124*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     3   6  0 33.3  14/114 072507G (8436)            0  2 0
17/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)     2   4  1 33.3  45/145 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    0  2 0
55/155*KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)   1   2  1 33.3  51/151 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 0  2 0
30-130*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)       1   2  0 33.3  55/155 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 0  2 0
20/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)      1   2  0 33.3  20/90 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 0  2 0
21/ 0 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      10  25  0 28.6  54/154 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    0  2 0
22/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)     1   3  1 25.0  63/163 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    0  2 0
40/140 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     29  96  1 23.2  28/128*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
24/ 0*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)         3  12  0 20.0  24-75*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      0  1 0
41/141 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)     3  12  0 20.0  31-131*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)    0  1 0
38/138*ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)   1   4  0 20.0  22-122*CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)      0  1 0
37/137*101607G (8632)             1   4  0 20.0  07-107*THIEVES DEN (9181)        0  1 0
28/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     1   4  0 20.0  12-112*011808P (9332)            0  1 0
43-143*THIEVES DEN (9181)         1   5  0 16.7  29-83*072507J (8439)            0  1 0
30/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)     1   6  0 14.3  18-118*072507H (8437)            0  1 0
31/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)     0   6  0  0.0  44-144 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    0  1 0
45-145*MONSTER MASH-K (7156)      0   6  0  0.0  15-115 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      0  1 0
33/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)     0   6  0  0.0  33-86*072707R (8589)            0  1 0
46-146*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)     0   6  0  0.0  41-141 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   0  1 0
47-147*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)     0   5  0  0.0  35/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  0  1 0
50-150*DUNGEON CELL 54 (6218)     0   5  0  0.0  36/47*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  0  1 0
48-148*DUNGEON CELL 52 (6216)     0   5  0  0.0  19-119*MONSTER MASH-K (7156)     0  1 0
49-149*DUNGEON CELL 53 (6217)     0   5  0  0.0  38/56*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 0  1 0
39/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 70 (6849)     0   5  0  0.0  53/153*MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)  0  1 0
40/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)     0   5  0  0.0  08-108 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      0  1 0
51-151*DUNGEON CELL 55 (6219)     0   4  0  0.0  41/ 0*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)        0  1 0
52-152*DUNGEON CELL 58 (6347)     0   4  0  0.0  52-152*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 0  1 0
56/156*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   3  0  0.0  43/ 0*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        0  1 0
44/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)   0   3  0  0.0  56-156 4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
53-153*DUNGEON CELL 59 (6348)     0   3  0  0.0  45/ 0 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   0  1 0
54-154*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)  0   3  0  0.0  58-158 I'M RICH WITH (6004)      0  1 0
58-158*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)     0   1  0  0.0  59-159*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    0  1 0
62-162*CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)       0   1  0  0.0  61-161*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to DUNGEON CELL 4, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the STRANGE MISSIONS stable.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GOD, who swept up 22 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A's act, as they have a 1-1-0 
week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DUNGEON CELL B3, who swept up 30 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at DUNGEON CELL A7's act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and 
gain 30 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is 01808X, who swept up 68 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at KELLUMBOS KIDS AC's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 22 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is KELLUMBOS KIDS AB, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
120507H's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 63 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPE 
FORCES A702, who swept up 67 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 072707X's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 63 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S K 06G, who 
swept up 34 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 4601 SUPERIOR FORCES' act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 67 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DUNGEON CELL 83, who swept up 35 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBO'S KIDS II's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 35 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S K 06-77, who swept up 38 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at SUPERIOR FORCES 4501's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 48 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DUNGEON CELL 96, who swept up 64 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at DUNGEON CELL 76's act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and 
gain 25 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
4th to 32nd place were the TWIN SANITY.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DISTANT BREEZE, who swept up 64 
places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to NEVERWAKE, 
which fell to 36th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a 
look at MEDAL OF HONOR H9's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 94 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is 011808O, who swept up 87 places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBOS 
KIDS AA's act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 64 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
SUPERIOR FORCES 4502, who swept up 96 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SUPERIOR FORCES 6701 may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 65th spot.  Take a look at MEN OF STEEL?'s act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 58 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to SUPE FORCES 1804, which fell to 67th, it's what you soak 
in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPE FORCES 1801, who swept up 67 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at 040908N's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 44 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is ROOKIE ARMADA 30, who swept up 69 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 48th to 72nd place were the DUNGEON CELL 94.  Keep 
trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL A2 may fall 
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 74th spot.  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to COOL NAMES 22, which fell to 75th, it's what you 
soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping 
from 60th to 77th place were the KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-19.  Keep trying!  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  KELLUMBO'S K 06E may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 78th spot.  Take a look at SUPE FORCES 7603's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 41 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S K 06-72, 
who swept up 69 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR IV's act, as they 
have a 1-1-0 week and gain 14 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 65th to 85th place were the TONGUE N CHEEK.  Keep trying!  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44, which fell to 86th, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 23 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 87th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPERIOR FORCES 720, who swept up 77 places in the 
ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 92nd to 104th place were the 
ROOKIE ARMADA 117.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
011808L, which fell to 112th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  COOL NAMES 4 may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 113th spot.  Take a look at NORTHERN 
LIGHTS' act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 28 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23, who swept up 33 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SUPERIOR 
FORCES 5703's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 36 places in the team ranking.  
A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-1, which fell to 
120th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ROOKIE ARMADA 7, who swept 
up 33 places in the ranks.  Take a look at PUT ON THE FOIL's act, as they have a 
0-1-0 week and gain 41 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record 
and dropping from 47th to 136th place were the MEDAL OF HONOR D2.  Keep trying!  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  MEDAL OF HONOR III may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 138th spot.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR 10, who 
swept up 14 places in the ranks.  Hey everybody, watch out for PINOCHA, who flew up 
31 points in the rankings after mashing PRISONER 0342 like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was PRISONER 0469, who dropped 17 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with NULL REGINE.  Our battling 
duelmaster WRATH has managed to hold the title, fending off PTAR STONEBLADE's none 
too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, DISTANT BREEZE.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad SLAP SHOT?  Big bad SLAP SHOT.  Big bad 
SLAP SHOT.  DWES EG's afraid of the big bad SLAP SHOT.  Tra la la la la!  And you 
guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 4601 SUPERIOR FORCES beats 
feet every time SLAP SHOT smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of NEANDERTHAL, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  
In a mismatch, our friend HARBINGER of KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A got heroic notions and 
challenged THE MOOSEFISH.  What did it get it?  A 5-3-1 record, that's what.  A 
Carrion Bird Sellout:  HARBINGER 5-3-1 fights THE MOOSEFISH 7-2-1.  (BYOB) Getting 
lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was QUIRKY PISTOL, who was successfully 
challenged by MORPHINE who had a mere 22 points more than QUIRKY PISTOL.  Definition 
of petty:  MORPHINE defeated QUIRKY PISTOL, a mismatch of 22 points.  In a touching 
display by a 'touched' warrior, PRINCESS INDIA went after GOON, who was higher by 20 
points.  Well, when the dust settled, PRINCESS INDIA dealt death to  GOON.  TANEESHA 
of KELLUMBOS KIDS AB had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 points in 
a challenge which she won.  I thought TANEESHA showed great skill and promise when 
she beat PAUL THE TITAN.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Proving again that DWES EG is not rated G, 
PRINCESS INDIA of the KELLUMBOS KIDS AA slew the warrior GOON in a rather bloody 
bout.  Let's look for a bloodfeud.  It's not often when you see a 8-3-0 warrior like 
PRISONER A22 kick the bucket.  I wonder if DUNGEON CELL A2 will recover from the 
blow.  Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in the arena.  No 
no!  CIGAR CZAR, a mere spawn, was slain by PRISONER B31 this turn.  We might as well 
mark the passing of JOHN MCKINNEY, who was relatively new to the arena at 2-1-0.  
Probably killed before his first shave.  Carrion Bird Frustration:  CIGAR CZAR in 
platemail.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly 
buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DWES EG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  23  13    123         GOD (5780)                

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLOP KARATE 47770            12   4    113         COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      
 THE MOOSEFISH 52590           7   2  1 113         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  
 PRISONER 0069 31419          13   9    110         DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    
 CANADA, FUQ YEAH 50930       11   4  2 105         072707A (8572)            
 FOXXY LOVE 44024              7   5    100         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
 SALEM 42046                  12   6     98         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7025)
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569        15  11     97         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-PRISONER 0201 36023          10   3  1  97         DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    
 VEAL SALTIMBOCA 47983        11   6     92         VENETIAN XV (8069)        
 ABNER 46016                   6   2  1  92         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
-INGROWN HAIRS 36397          12   8     91         I'M RICH WITH (6004)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUST BALL 9852                7   4  1  90         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-UNICAMERAL SMUT 51760         8   3     87         GUYS! (8729)              
 PRISONER R09 51085           10   2  1  86         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
 PRISONER 0381 42371          13   6     85         DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    
 TAMEKA 33673                  4   4     84         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
 PRISONER 0327 40997          10   9  1  81         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 CRAZY KIM 33679               5   4     80         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574) 
 RON TITAN 44387              11  24     79         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794         6   4     79         COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      
-ONE-TRICK PONY 47819         12   5     74         BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         10  16     74         KAOS (7662)               
 JINGER 52651                  6   3     74         SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   
 HARBINGER 46015               5   3  1  74         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
 MARYIZZLE 40426               7   7  1  73         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 BISCUIT 37204                16  15  1  72         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
-LONELY KEN 45804              8  10     72         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        10  17  1  71         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 AUTOMATICA 45247              3   0     71         KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603) 
 HORMONE HOAGIE 55291          6   2     70         01808X (9340)             
 PRISONER 0414 42461           8   4     69         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               10   2     66         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-THE HEADSMAN 49693            7   2  1  66         PAINKILLERS (8347)        
 PRISONER B31 53423            5   1  2  66         DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    
 BESS 35303                    5   3  1  66         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
 PRISONER 0380 42370           6   7     65         DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    
-EGGS 40779                    8  11     63         4 LETTER FOODS (6806)     
 PRISONER A54 53480            7   3     63         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    
 CRASH BANDICOOT 44783         5   4  1  63         TWIN SANITY (7534)        
 BENNIE 42285                  4   5     63         4601 SUPERIOR FORCE (7068)
 MORPHINE 45180                5   3     62         KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 
 DACIAN 44735                  5   6     59         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
 HAZE 49272                    8   8     58         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 HANNAH 35298                  7   5     58         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5815)
 MURMUR HUGELY 48552           5   7     58         040707R (8162)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NULL REGINE 54215             5   2  1  57         011808O (9163)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARPY 42799                   6  10     56         MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     
 RESOLVED LOTION 50964         6   8     56         072707G (8578)            
 WHALE HUMUS 50158             6   9     55         072507G (8436)            
 MIDDAY AORTA 51276            1   4     55         101607G (8632)            
 DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         7  11     54         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 JOB 38090                     6   2     54         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
 SOULTAKER 37523               3   5  2  52         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 AMPHIBIAN 45138               6   7     51         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
-BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079         6   5     49         12/23/06D (7904)          
 PRISONER A55 53479            3   2     48         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    
 EVANS BLUE 46184              4   1     47         KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   
 OL' HECKLE 51068              4   1     46         072707BB (8599)           
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          3   4     45         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
 PRISONER 0469 49656           5   1     44         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
-IMP 42792                     8   5     43         MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     
 PRISONER A75 53464            4   2  1  42         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
 TOURNEY STRIKER 46189         3   1     42         KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   
 ANKHEG 42828                  4   5     40         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-TOURNEY LUNGER 46024          1   1     40         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 
-BUN BATCH 50005               5   3     39         LAZY 6 (8406)             
 PRISONER 0478 49665           3   5     39         DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    
 QUIRKY PISTOL 47786           2   4     39         COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      
 UNCLE FEISTY 55652            4   1     38         040908F (9416)            
 7TH SAMURAI 54800             2   3     38         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
-SAPPHIRA 45158                0   2     38         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 
-LURID RUST 50991              4   0     37         072707M (8584)            
 RISING POWER 37477            3  12     37         ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            1   1     36         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 BONUS RAGBAG 51048            4   3     35         072707X (8595)            
 ANVIL 37202                   4   8     35         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 CHIRPAL 52649                 2   3     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-TEST TUBE BABY 49949          5   6  1  34         STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   
 BANALADAR 37977               4   6     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIFF 50478                    3   0     33         DUDES OF VALOR (8491)     
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         3   1     33         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 GAUSS 42026                   2   2     33         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7021)
 LASHONDA 52076                2   1     33         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
 TANEESHA 52081                2   2     33         KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  
 PRINCESS INDIA 52055          1   2  1  33         KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)  
 ROARING WASTAGE 55297         4   2     32         011808Y (9341)            
 CHARLIE 3 47168               2   0     32         ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   
 THUNDER PAJAMAS 55689         2   3     32         040908N (9424)            
 BLACK-CAPPED 54787            3   4     31         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
-JERKY FOUND 50943             3   1     31         072707C (8574)            
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         3   3     31         011808P (9332)            
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             2   3     31         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
 PINOCHA 52177                 1   0     31         DEATH NOBLE (8787)        
-CONSORTIUM 40922              2   3     29         DARK TOADS JAN14 (6813)   
 PING PONG 9851                2   2     28         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 DENNIS THUG 49546             4   9     27         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 ECHO 4 47180                  2   1     27         ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   
 PRISONER 0484 49671           3   5     26         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-HECTIC BELLY 51043            3   1     26         072707W (8594)            
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          4   1     24         120507H (8814)            
-DOWRY WRAITH 50172            3   2     24         072507J (8439)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER R14 55069            3   1     23         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEANS 55237                   3   2     23         011808L (9329)            
 FRANK BURKE 41558             2   3     23         MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)  
 ANGIE 27066                   1   2     23         DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     
 EVERETT POPE 48783            0   3     23         MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  
-MIND FLAYER 42781             2   3     22         MONSTER MASH-M (7154)     
 KENNETH BAILEY 41539          2   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 
-TRIP'S GIFT 53486             1   0     21         KELLUMBOS KIDS 08.1 (9024)
-SODA LAGER 51018              3   1     20         072707R (8589)            
 NEANDERTHAL 37770             2  13  1  20         THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 
-HOGWASH HELIUM 51002          2   2     20         072707O (8586)            
-YUCKIT 50383                  1   1     20         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8477)
-HEAT SLACKS 50159             2   4     19         072507H (8437)            
 STUPORMAN 54078               1   1     18         MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      
 ALPHA-VICTOR-4 53896          1   4     17         ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  
-HALSEY 52160                  1   0     17         KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 
 PAUL THE TITAN 51138          1   5     16         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-REAPER'S GALE 54406           1   2     15         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
 MELTDOWN 37442                1   0     15         ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    
-KENKU 42787                   0   5     15         MONSTER MASH-K (7156)     
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            1   1     14         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 ROJO 40883                    1   0     14         DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    
 DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   3     11         KAOS FURY (9345)          
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           1   2      9         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458          0   1      7         CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)    
-PRISONER R21 55751            0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    
-SO EASY 55081                 0   1      7         CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)      
 JOHN MEAGHER 41736            1   2      5         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
-BRIAN THE FIST 5185           1   0      5         BARD'S TALE (696)         
 TURTLE HERDER 55822           1   1      4         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 LAVENDER CRAYON 55823         1   1      4         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 PRISONER 0342 41012           0   1      1         DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JELLO ACCESS 48523      3  4 1 040707L 8156         CRASH BANDICOOT 44783 229   
CIGAR CZAR 51001        5  2 1 072707O 8586         PRISONER B31 53423    232   
ADVIL 45773             3  4 0 BRIEFCASE 6 7685     TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565 232   
RODEO 47494             0  1 0 CRAIG'S CRITTER 7984 BLACKWATER 54196      229   
PRISONER 0298 39262     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 60 6528 BANDIT PRINCE         232  NONE
PRISONER 0299 39263     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 60 6528 SHEWISH GIANT         232  NONE
PRISONER 0300 39264     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 60 6528 STONE GOLEM           232  NONE
PRISONER 0301 39265     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 61 6529 STONE GOLEM           232  NONE
PRISONER 0302 39266     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 61 6529 BANDIT PRINCE         232  NONE
PRISONER 0303 39267     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 61 6529 HIGH ELF              232  NONE
PRISONER 0305 39269     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 61 6529 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE
PRISONER 0316 39327     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 64 6539 BLACK ORC             232  NONE
PRISONER 0319 39330     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 64 6539 HIGH ELF              232  NONE
PRISONER 0320 39331     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 64 6539 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE
PRISONER 0321 39322     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 65 6538 HIGH ELF              232  NONE
PRISONER 0323 39324     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 65 6538 SHEWISH GIANT         232  NONE
PRISONER 0324 39325     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 65 6538 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE
PRISONER 0325 39326     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 65 6538 WURM KIN              232  NONE
PRISONER 0341 41011     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 69 6848 SPYMASTER             232  NONE
PRISONER 0343 41013     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 69 6848 HIGH ELF              232  NONE
PRISONER 0344 41014     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 69 6848 SPYMASTER             232  NONE
PRISONER 0345 41015     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 69 6848 ARENAMASTER           232  NONE
PRISONER 0346 41016     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 70 6849 BANDIT PRINCE         232  NONE
PRISONER 0347 41017     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 70 6849 SPYMASTER             232  NONE
PRISONER 0348 41018     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 70 6849 SHEWISH GIANT         232  NONE
PRISONER 0349 41019     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 70 6849 SPYMASTER             232  NONE
PRISONER 0350 41020     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 70 6849 WURM KIN              232  NONE
DEAD MAN WALKIN 42664   0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRISONER 0361 41879     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 BANDIT PRINCE         232  NONE
PRISONER 0362 41880     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 WURM KIN              232  NONE
PRISONER 0363 41881     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE
PRISONER 0364 41882     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 73 6997 STONE GOLEM           232  NONE
PRISOMER 0368 41866     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 74 6994 ARENAMASTER           232  NONE
PRISONER 0366 41864     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 74 6994 BLACK ORC             232  NONE
PRISONER 0367 41865     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 74 6994 MOUNTAIN TROLL        232  NONE
PRISONER 0369 41867     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 74 6994 BLACK ORC             232  NONE
PRISONER DA07 50461     0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 76 7084 SPYMASTER             232  NONE
PRISONER A22 51092      8  3 0 DUNGEON CELL A2 8602 BESS 35303            232   
PRISONER B91 53433      5  4 0 DUNGEON CELL B9 9014 THE HEADSMAN 49693    231   
JOHN MCKINNEY 48893     2  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  8226 PRISONER A75 53464    232   
PRIME 32767            15 19 0 NUMBERS 7 2722       THE MOOSEFISH 52590   229   
$50 BREAKFAST 50389     2  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 8478   NO WORRIES! 47477     229   
KIRINYAGA 47635         5  1 1 OUT OF AFRICA 8005   DUST BALL 9852        231   
GOON 25204              7  9 0 PUT ON THE FOIL 4033 PRINCESS INDIA 52055  232   
JAMAL TITAN 48677       2  6 1 TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  STONE GOLEM           232  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months.  I am relocating, so look for my presence online!  As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAMAL TITAN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER DA07 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
PRISONER 0369 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
PRISOMER 0368 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0367 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0325 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0366 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
PRISONER 0362 was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PRISONER 0361 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0319 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PRISONER 0324 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0363 was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0350 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0349 was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
PRISONER 0301 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a tiresome 3 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0348 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
PRISONER 0347 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0323 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
PRISONER 0300 was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD MAN WALKING was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0320 was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
PRISONER 0346 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0303 was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0341 was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0345 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PRISONER 0299 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
PRISONER 0298 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0302 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0344 was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
PRISONER 0321 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER 0316 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PRISONER 0364 was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER 0343 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
PRISONER 0305 was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HARBINGER was vanquished by THE MOOSEFISH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
AUTOMATICA handily defeated RESOLVED LOTION in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ABNER overpowered PRISONER A54 in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TAMEKA was overpowered by PRISONER 0069 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
VEAL SALTIMBOCA overpowered RON TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BEWYLDER OAKEN subdued CRASH BANDICOOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
MARYIZZLE was overpowered by PRISONER 0381 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MORPHINE savagely defeated QUIRKY PISTOL in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
EVANS BLUE handily defeated PRISONER 0484 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOURNEY STRIKER was handily defeated by HORMONE HOAGIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BENNIE overpowered MIDDAY AORTA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
7TH SAMURAI narrowly defeated MANIC MOTTO in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
TANEESHA savagely defeated PAUL THE TITAN in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
BANALADAR lost to ANKHEG in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BLACK-CAPPED was subdued by UNCLE FEISTY in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
PRINCESS INDIA slaughtered GOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
LASHONDA devastated DENNIS THUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
STUPORMAN savagely defeated NEANDERTHAL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
WRATH outwaited PTAR STONEBLADE in a action packed 7 minute veteran's Title bout.
SALEM was overpowered by CANADA, FUQ YEAH in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
FOXXY LOVE overcame MIDSIZE WHOOPER in a exciting 1 minute veteran's bout.
AVATAR defeated DUST BALL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody master's bout.
SLOP KARATE overpowered PRISONER R09 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRISONER 0327 savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
CRAZY KIM subdued GODSMACK in a 2 minute master's battle.
TRENE OGRESTAFF butchered ADVIL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PRISONER A22 was dealt death by BESS in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
CIGAR CZAR was easily killed by PRISONER B31 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HAZE was overpowered by JINGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0469 was subdued by NULL REGINE in a 2 minute conflict.
BISCUIT overpowered JOB in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
PRISONER 0414 demolished SOULTAKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PRISONER A55 overpowered RISING POWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHALE HUMUS was vanquished by PRISONER 0380 in a exciting 3 minute one-sided duel.
CONTENDER lost to HANNAH in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
ANVIL was bested by OL' HECKLE in a 3 minute match.
DACIAN vanquished JEANS in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided contest.
AMPHIBIAN luckily beat GAUSS in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
WARHAWK was bested by DESMOND DOSS in a 2 minute duel.
DUELMASTERS.COM devastated KENNETH BAILEY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MURMUR HUGELY demolished KOKO TITAN in a unpopular 9 minute uneven match.
CHIRPAL was subdued by PRISONER 0478 in a 2 minute fight.
BONUS RAGBAG defeated EVERETT POPE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
THUNDER PAJAMAS subdued PRISONER R14 in a action packed 5 minute conflict.
ROARING WASTAGE was savagely defeated by CHARLIE 3 in a popular 9 minute gory duel.
SLAG was handily defeated by CARLTON BARRETT in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER A75 easily killed JOHN MCKINNEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER R02 overpowered ALPHA-VICTOR-4 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ECHO 4 devastated TURTLE HERDER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
FRANK BURKE was outlasted by UNGODLY FLEECE in a tiring 15 minute brutal fray.
ANGIE handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PING PONG overpowered JOHN MEAGHER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
DEEPEST EXHALE was viciously subdued by GEORGE MABRY in a exciting 4 minute duel.
GNOME CATCHER was handily defeated by MELTDOWN in a 1 minute uneven match.
LAVENDER CRAYON was overpowered by ROJO in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
PINOCHA devastated PRISONER 0342 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK  209 - 159 - 19      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         TOTAL PARRY       86 -  83 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  29 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         LUNGING ATTACK   104 - 128 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW        81 - 111 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  38 -  1      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  37 -  2      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  18 -  0      28  |

Turn 232 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 12     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  6         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        11 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 14         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 17         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 14         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  5     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               23  13  0  123 GOD (5780)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLOP KARATE -17766         12   4  0  113 COOL NAMES 13 (8030)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE MOOSEFISH -12946        7   2  1  113 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
LUNGING ATTACK   PRISONER 0069 31419        13   9  0  110 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)
AIMED BLOW       SALEM -23490               12   6  0   98 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-23 (7025)
PARRY-STRIKE     PRISONER R09 -14451        10   2  1   86 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)
WALL OF STEEL    PRISONER 0381 -23165       13   6  0   85 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)
BASHING ATTACK   MORPHINE -20356             5   3  0   62 KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 0069 31419.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CHARLIE 3 -18368.  The ten other most popular fighters were PTAR STONEBLADE 
-19967, GAUSS -23510, MANIC MOTTO -13880, AUTOMATICA -20289, 7TH SAMURAI -10736, 
DACIAN -20801, TOURNEY STRIKER -19347, HORMONE HOAGIE -10245, BONUS RAGBAG -14488, 
and PRISONER R14 -10467.

The least popular fighter this week was UNGODLY FLEECE -13192.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MURMUR HUGELY -16984, KOKO TITAN -19231, PRISONER 0301 -26271, 
FRANK BURKE -23978, PRISONER 0300 -26272, PRISONER 0342 -24524, LAVENDER CRAYON 
-9713, GNOME CATCHER -9720, TURTLE HERDER -9714, and ALPHA-VICTOR-4 -11640.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AVATAR (82-11170) WHISPERNIGHT