DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/30/2008    Duedate: 09/12/2008

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 233

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ABNER
KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)
(82-46016) [7-2-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          UNCLE FRED!
GOD (5780)                     WATCHERS! II (6622)
(82-35095) [23-14-0,113]       (82-39800) [4-2-0,89]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 BEWYLDER OAKEN
KAOS (7662)                    KAOS (7662)
(82-45613) [10-17-0,73]        (82-45613) [10-17-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WATCHERS! II (6622)           36 
2. KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)     33    TWIN SANITY (7534)
3. CANDY 2 (6588)                24    Unchartered Team
4. 040908T (9430)                21 
5. 040908S (9429)                21    DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)     4   0  1 100.   1/ 1 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   7  8 1
 2- 1*072707M (8584)             4   0  0 100.   2/ 5 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 5  1 0
 3/ 3*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)    3   0  0 100.   3/ 7*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    3  0 1
 4/ 0*040908S (9429)             1   0  0 100.   4/10*01808X (9340)             3  0 0
 5- 4*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784)  1   0  0 100.   5/12*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  3  0 0
 6/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (8876)     1   0  0 100.   6/18 040707R (8162)            3  0 0
 7/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 9 (8879)     1   0  0 100.   7/20*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   3  0 0
 8- 6*KELLUMBOS KIDS 08. (9024)  1   0  0 100.   8/21 4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068) 3  0 0
 9/ 9*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)     6   1  2 85.7   9/23 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 3  0 0
10- 8*072707BB (8599)            6   1  0 85.7  10/ 8*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    3  1 1
11-10*OUT OF AFRICA (8005)       5   1  1 83.3  11- 3 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       3  1 0
12-12*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477)  5   1  0 83.3  12/35 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     3  2 2
13/15*KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)    5   1  0 83.3  13/ 6 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    3  3 0
14-13*120507H (8814)             4   1  0 80.0  14/ 2 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     3  3 0
15-14*040908F (9416)             4   1  0 80.0  15/36 NEVERWAKE (4015)          3  5 0
16-16*OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)   7   2  1 77.8  16-15*040908F (9416)            2  0 0
17-17*PAINKILLERS (8347)         7   2  1 77.8  17-11*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  2  0 0
18/19*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)         7   2  0 77.8  18-13*120507H (8814)            2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24 TWIN SANITY (7534)        15   5  1 75.0  19-27*OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  2  0 0
20-18 COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      12   4  0 75.0  20-14*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   2  0 0
21/29*01808X (9340)              6   2  0 75.0  21-17 COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      2  0 0
22/ 0*040908D (9414)             6   2  0 75.0  22-16*072707BB (8599)           2  0 0
23/ 0*040908T (9430)             3   1  0 75.0  23/45*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  2  0 0
24-22*072707W (8594)             3   1  0 75.0  24/50*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   2  0 0
25-21*072707R (8589)             3   1  0 75.0  25-31 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    2  0 0
26-20*072707C (8574)             3   1  0 75.0  26/69*040908N (9424)            2  1 0
27-23*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)    3   1  0 75.0  27/67*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   2  1 0
28/ 2*KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603)  3   1  0 75.0  28/70*011808Y (9341)            2  1 0
29-25 072707A (8572)            11   4  2 73.3  29/19*072707X (8595)            2  1 0
30-26 DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    11   4  1 73.3  30/75 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      2  1 0
31/11*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     5   2  0 71.4  31/29*DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    2  1 0
32-30*072507J (8439)             5   2  0 71.4  32/22 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    2  1 0
33/32 COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      14   6  1 70.0  33/79 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   2  1 0
34/40 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 13   6  2 68.4  34/32 TWIN SANITY (7534)        2  1 0
35-33 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 12   6  0 66.7  35/24*KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603) 2  1 0
36-36*SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)    6   3  0 66.7  36/82 KAOS (7662)               2  1 0
37-37*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   2   1  0 66.7  37/86*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 2  1 0
38/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     2   1  0 66.7  38/ 4 GOD (5780)                2  1 0
39-38*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   2   1  0 66.7  39/25 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815) 2  1 0
40/73*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   2   1  0 66.7  40/91 SLAP SHOT (4036)          2  1 0
41-41 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      11   6  1 64.7  41/88 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 2  1 0
42/34 DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    11   6  0 64.7  42/30 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    2  2 0
43-42 VENETIAN XV (8069)        11   6  0 64.7  43/90 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     2  2 0
44/35*DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)     7   4  1 63.6  44/84*MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  2  3 1
45-44*072707O (8586)             7   4  1 63.6  45- 9*PAINKILLERS (8347)        1  0 1
46-45*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592)  7   4  0 63.6  46/ 0*040908S (9429)            1  0 0
47-46 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 15   9  2 62.5  47/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    1  0 0
48/28*011808O (9163)             5   3  1 62.5  48/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 6 (8876)    1  0 0
49/56*011808Y (9341)             5   3  0 62.5  49/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 9 (8879)    1  0 0
50-49*BARD'S TALE (696)          5   3  0 62.5  50/ 0*DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    1  0 0
51/43 GOD (5780)                23  14  0 62.2  51-39*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 1  0 0
52-50 MONSTER MASH-I (7157)      8   5  0 61.5  52-42*KELLUMBOS KIDS 08. (9024) 1  0 0
53-53*011808L (9329)             3   2  0 60.0  53/ 0*040908T (9430)            1  0 0
54/68*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)   3   2  0 60.0  54-38*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  0 0
55/ 0*KINKIER STUFF (7634)       4   3  1 57.1  55/ 0*040908D (9414)            1  0 0
56/54 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    13  10  0 56.5  56-44*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477) 1  0 0
57/52 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)     9   7  0 56.2  57-49*072707C (8574)            1  0 0
58/58 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     15  12  1 55.6  58-51*072707M (8584)            1  0 0
59/47*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  5   4  1 55.6  59-52*072707W (8594)            1  0 0
60/66*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  5   4  0 55.6  60-46 12/23/06D (7904)          1  0 0
61/ 0 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     16  13  0 55.2  61/ 0 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     1  0 0
62/61 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   28  23  1 54.9  62-81 MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     1  0 0
63/63 SUPERIOR FORCES 72 (2509) 18  15  0 54.5  63/ 0*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     1  0 0
64-60 12/23/06D (7904)           6   5  0 54.5  64/ 0 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     1  0 0
65/62 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 91  77  5 54.2  65-56*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  0 0
66/55 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5815)  7   6  0 53.8  66/ 0 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 1  0 0
67-64 DUNGEON CELL A2 (8602)     9   8  0 52.9  67/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    1  0 0
68-65 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    15  14  0 51.7  68-59*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    1  0 0
69/ 0 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212)  5   5  1 50.0  69-26 DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    1  0 0
70/81 4601 SUPERIOR FORC (7068)  5   5  0 50.0  70-61*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     1  0 0
71/59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574)  5   5  0 50.0  71-62*BARD'S TALE (696)         1  0 0
72/87*SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    4   4  0 50.0  72-63*KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)  1  1 1
73/57*072707X (8595)             4   4  0 50.0  73-66*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      1  1 0
74/ 0*MONSTER MASH-D (7161)      4   4  0 50.0  74/43*011808O (9163)            1  1 0
75-67*011808P (9332)             3   3  0 50.0  75/40*DEATH NOBLE (8787)        1  1 0
76/98*COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        3   3  0 50.0  76-28 VENETIAN XV (8069)        1  1 0
77/97*040908N (9424)             3   3  0 50.0  77-74 DUNGEON CELL A2 (8602)    1  1 0
02/102*MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)   3   3  0 50.0  78-76 072707A (8572)            1  1 0
79/39*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)    2   2  0 50.0  79-80*KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 1  1 0
80-69*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7021)  2   2  0 50.0  80/55 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      1  1 0
81-70*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     2   2  0 50.0  81-78*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 5*DEATH NOBLE (8787)         1   1  0 50.0  82-77*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7021) 1  1 0
83-72*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   1   1  0 50.0  39/139*MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)  1  1 0
84-71*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)       1   1  0 50.0  84-85 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
85/ 0*040908V (9432)             1   1  0 50.0  85/57*ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    1  1 0
86/ 0*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)         1   1  0 50.0  43/143*WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  1 0
87/ 7*ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)     1   1  0 50.0  87/60 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46 (5574) 1  1 0
88/74 SLAP SHOT (4036)          48  53  1 47.5  88/64*SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  2 1
89/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    16  18  0 47.1  89/68*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  2 0
90/83 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)    8   9  0 47.1  90/65*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 1  2 0
91/86 072707G (8578)             7   8  0 46.7  13/113*COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       1  2 0
92/ 0 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      7   8  0 46.7  92/72*DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  2 0
93/91 040707R (8162)             6   7  0 46.2  93/71*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   1  2 0
94-76 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    111 131  9 45.9  16/116 072507G (8436)            1  2 0
95/80 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)      9  11  0 45.0  14/114 072707G (8578)            1  2 0
96/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)     9  11  0 45.0  96/33 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    1  2 0
97/ 0 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    17  21  0 44.7  97/34 DUNGEON CELL 14 (5174)    1  2 0
07/107*DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     4   5  0 44.4  98/87*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    1  2 0
99-82 WHISPERNIGHT (1618)       45  57  2 44.1  99/ 0*WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  4 0
00/75*MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)   7   9  1 43.7  00/ 0 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    1  4 0
01/95 072507G (8436)             7   9  0 43.7  01-37 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  8 0
02/85 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      66  88  2 42.9  02-92*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)    0  5 0
03-89*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  3   4  0 42.9  03/ 0*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676) 0  5 0
04/92 KAOS (7662)               38  53  2 41.8  04-96*DUNGEON CELL 70 (6849)    0  5 0
05/84 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    10  14  1 41.7  05-94*DUNGEON CELL 52 (6216)    0  5 0
06/77 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    5   7  2 41.7  06-95*DUNGEON CELL 54 (6218)    0  5 0
07-93 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    13  19  0 40.6  07-93*DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)    0  5 0
08-94 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)     6   9  0 40.0  08-97*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)    0  4 0
09/ 0*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE  (7676)  4   6  0 40.0  01-101*DUNGEON CELL 53 (6217)    0  4 0
10/ 0*WATCHERS! II (6622)        4   6  0 40.0  03-103*DUNGEON CELL 55 (6219)    0  4 0
01-101*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934)  2   3  0 40.0  11-99*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)    0  4 0
00-100*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)  2   3  0 40.0  00-100*DUNGEON CELL 58 (6347)    0  4 0
13/ 0 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      5   8  1 38.5  13-98*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    0  4 0
14/ 0 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      5   8  1 38.5  02-102*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    0  4 0
04-104 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     5   8  0 38.5  10/110*101607G (8632)            0  3 0
05-105 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    13  21  0 38.2  16/89*DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
06-106 MONSTER MASH-H (7158)      6  10  0 37.5  05-105*072707O (8586)            0  3 0
09-109*072507H (8437)             3   5  0 37.5  06-106*DUNGEON CELL 59 (6348)    0  3 0
10/110 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     48  81  3 37.2  21/121 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    0  3 0
11/111 NEVERWAKE (4015)          24  41  2 36.9  09/109 THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 0  3 0
13/113 THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 19  38  3 33.3  19/119 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 0  3 0
12/112 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  4   8  0 33.3  07-107*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)    0  3 0
08/108*DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     3   6  0 33.3  08-108*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)    0  3 0
17-117*DUNGEON CELL 60 (6528)     2   4  1 33.3  24/ 0*CANDY 2 (6588)            0  3 0
25/96*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  2   4  0 33.3  23/123*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  2 0
26/99*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    2   4  0 33.3  12-112*011808L (9329)            0  2 0
18-118*KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)   1   2  1 33.3  04-104*ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  0  2 0
28/ 0*040908U (9431)             1   2  1 33.3  15-115 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      0  2 0
19-119*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)       1   2  0 33.3  35/135*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  0  2 0
20-120*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)      1   2  0 33.3  17-117 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    0  2 0
14/114 DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)     6  13  0 31.6  18-118 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7025) 0  2 0
16/116*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     3   7  0 30.0  20-120 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 0  2 0
33/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   5  0 28.6  45/145 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   0  2 0
21/121 NEW TOADS AND (7520)      10  26  0 27.8  22-122 PUT ON THE FOIL (4033)    0  2 0
22-122*DUNGEON CELL 64 (6539)     1   3  1 25.0  25-125*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)    0  1 0
23-123 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     29  96  1 23.2  36/ 0*040908V (9432)            0  1 0
24-124*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)         3  12  0 20.0  28-128*011808P (9332)            0  1 0
26-126*ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)   1   4  0 20.0  11-111 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    0  1 0
28-128*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     1   4  0 20.0  24-124*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      0  1 0
40/ 0*CANDY 2 (6588)             1   4  0 20.0  40/ 0*040908R (9428)            0  1 0
25/125 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)     3  13  0 18.7  26-126*CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)      0  1 0
27/127*101607G (8632)             1   5  0 16.7  42/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  0  1 0
30-130*DUNGEON CELL 73 (6997)     1   6  0 14.3  43/ 0*040908U (9431)            0  1 0
31-131*DUNGEON CELL 74 (6994)     0   6  0  0.0  30-130*072507H (8437)            0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
33-133*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)     0   6  0  0.0  31-131 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    0  1 0
34-134*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)     0   6  0  0.0  33-133*072707R (8589)            0  1 0
40-140*DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)     0   5  0  0.0  47-73*OUT OF AFRICA (8005)      0  1 0
39-139*DUNGEON CELL 70 (6849)     0   5  0  0.0  29-129*072507J (8439)            0  1 0
35-135*DUNGEON CELL 57 (6346)     0   5  0  0.0  36-136*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  0  1 0
37-137*DUNGEON CELL 52 (6216)     0   5  0  0.0  38-138*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 0  1 0
38-138*DUNGEON CELL 53 (6217)     0   5  0  0.0  51/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    0  1 0
36-136*DUNGEON CELL 54 (6218)     0   5  0  0.0  52-83 MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     0  1 0
43/143*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   4  0  0.0  53/ 0*KINKIER STUFF (7634)      0  1 0
44/144*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)   0   4  0  0.0  54/ 0 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     0  1 0
41-141*DUNGEON CELL 55 (6219)     0   4  0  0.0  40/140 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      0  1 0
42-142*DUNGEON CELL 58 (6347)     0   4  0  0.0  56/ 0*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        0  1 0
45-145*DUNGEON CELL 59 (6348)     0   3  0  0.0  41-141*BRIEFCASE 6 (7685)        0  1 0
46-146*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)  0   3  0  0.0  42-142*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 0  1 0
47-147*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)     0   1  0  0.0  59/ 0 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     0  1 0
48-148*CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)       0   1  0  0.0  60/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
61/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   0   1  0  0.0  47-147*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    0  1 0
62/ 0*040908R (9428)             0   1  0  0.0  48-148*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Take a look at 040707R's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S K 06G, who swept up 13 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at 4601 SUPERIOR FORCES' act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 13 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KELLUMBO'S KIDS II, who swept up 14 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at DISTANT BREEZE's act, as they have a 2-1-1 week 
and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 4 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 14th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is NEVERWAKE, who swept up 21 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
MEDAL OF HONOR A4's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 22 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is ROOKIE ARMADA 28, who swept up 26 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 040908N's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 43 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SUPE FORCES 1804, 
who swept up 40 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 011808Y's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 42 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COOL NAMES 22, who swept up 45 places 
in the ranks.  Take a look at SUPE FORCES 7603's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 46 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
24th to 35th place were the KELLUMBO'S K 06-77.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KAOS, who swept up 46 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 49 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to GOD, which fell to 38th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. 
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 25th to 39th place were the SUPERIOR 
FORCES 4501.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is SLAP SHOT, who swept up 51 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
SUPERIOR FORCES 720's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 47 places in the team 
ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 76 may fall 
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 42nd spot.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is MONSTER MASH-A, who 
swept up 47 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR IV's act, as they 
have a 1-2-1 week and gain 40 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 43rd to 74th place were the 011808O.  Keep trying!  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DEATH NOBLE, which fell to 75th, it's 
what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  NEW TOADS AND may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 80th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR 10, who swept up 56 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 57th to 85th place were the ROOKIE 
ARMADA 4.  Keep trying!  Take a look at WHY TRAVEL?'s act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 57 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But 
to KELLUMBO'S KIDS 46, which fell to 87th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 88th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 68th to 89th place were the SUPE 
FORCES 1801.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SUPERIOR 
FORCES 6701, which fell to 90th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is COOL NAMES 4, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 94 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams 
below it to fall on the 92nd spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
71st to 93rd place were the ROOKIE ARMADA 30.  Keep trying!  Take a look at 072507G's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 22 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 072707G, who swept 
up 19 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DUNGEON 
CELL 66, which fell to 96th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 14 may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 97th spot.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to DUNGEON CELL 23, which fell to 98th, it's what you soak 
in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 
89th to 116th place were the DUNGEON CELL 97.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out DWES EG!  THEY MIGHT BE ORCS may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 120th spot.  Take a look at DARK TOADS STL36's act, as 
they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for UNCLE FRED!, who flew up 28 points in the rankings after mashing PRISONER R09 
like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk 
out on the sands.  PRISONER R09 lost to UNCLE FRED! and drops 22 points.  It's a 
proud day for the KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A stable, as their warrior, ABNER, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid DUNGEON CELL B3, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that 
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  DUNGEON CELL B3 + Weapons 
That go Boom = SUPERIOR FORCES 720 + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges 
were votes, PRISONER 0327 would be president.  Although it may be a contest he 
doesn't want to win.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, PINOCHA went 
after DUELMASTERS.COM, who was higher by 23 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 
PINOCHA was defeated by DUELMASTERS.COM.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Big deal, so PRISONER 0069 got 
mashed in the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than 
with us. (Waka waka).  For those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed CRAZY 
KIM by the ear and took her away to a place where she won't need a coat.  Here's some 
advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the 
Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABNER 46016                   7   2  1 109         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  23  14    113         GOD (5780)                
-SLOP KARATE 47770            12   4    113         COOL NAMES 13 (8030)      
-THE MOOSEFISH 52590           7   2  1 113         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569        16  11  1 109         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-CANADA, FUQ YEAH 50930       11   4  2 105         072707A (8572)            
 FOXXY LOVE 44024              8   5    102         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
-PRISONER 0201 36023          10   3  1  97         DUNGEON CELL 40 (5951)    
 BRIGAND 9639                  8   5     97         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-VEAL SALTIMBOCA 47983        11   6     92         VENETIAN XV (8069)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBINGER 46015               6   3  1  90         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719) 
 UNCLE FRED! 39800             4   2     89         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
 BISCUIT 37204                17  15  1  88         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794         7   4     87         COOL NAMES 22 (8035)      
 TAMEKA 33673                  5   4     87         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
 HORMONE HOAGIE 55291          7   2     86         01808X (9340)             
-PRISONER 0381 42371          13   6     85         DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    
 PRISONER 0327 40997          10  10  1  81         DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    
 PRISONER 0312 39276           9   7     80         DUNGEON CELL 63 (6531)    
-RON TITAN 44387              11  24     79         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 DUST BALL 9852                7   5  1  78         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 CRASH BANDICOOT 44783         6   4  1  77         TWIN SANITY (7534)        
 PRISONER 0414 42461           8   5     74         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    
-JINGER 52651                  6   3     74         SUPE FORCES A702 (8872)   
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         10  17     73         KAOS (7662)               
-MARYIZZLE 40426               7   7  1  73         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 PRISONER B31 53423            6   1  2  72         DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    
 MURMUR HUGELY 48552           6   7     72         040707R (8162)            
 BENNIE 42285                  5   5     70         4601 SUPERIOR FORCE (7068)
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        10  18  1  69         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 DACIAN 44735                  6   6     69         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GODSMACK 48417               10   2     66         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-THE HEADSMAN 49693            7   2  1  66         PAINKILLERS (8347)        
 SOULTAKER 45716               4   2     66         FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE I (7676)
 PRISONER R09 51085           10   3  1  64         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
 HANNAH 35298                  7   6     63         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5815)
-MORPHINE 45180                5   3     62         KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 
 AUTOMATICA 45247              3   1     62         KELLUMBO'S K 06-77 (7603) 
 EVANS BLUE 46184              5   1     60         KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   
 RESOLVED LOTION 50964         7   8     59         072707G (8578)            
 PRISONER 0380 42370           6   8     59         DUNGEON CELL 76 (7084)    
-HAZE 49272                    8   8     58         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 WHALE HUMUS 50158             7   9     58         072507G (8436)            
 DUELMASTERS.COM 16536         8  11     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 720 (2509)
 PRISONER A54 53480            7   4     57         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    
 JOB 38090                     7   2     57         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
 PRISONER A55 53479            4   2     57         DUNGEON CELL A5 (9023)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARPY 42799                   6  10     56         MONSTER MASH-H (7158)     
 NIGHTMARE 42776               6   5     56         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 MIDDAY AORTA 51276            1   5     56         101607G (8632)            
 BESS 35303                    5   4  1  55         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
 RIFF RAFF 37476               5   5  1  55         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 
 SOULTAKER 37523               3   6  2  53         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 AMPHIBIAN 45138               6   8     52         NEW TOADS AND (7520)      
 NULL REGINE 54215             5   3  1  52         011808O (9163)            
-BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079         6   5     49         12/23/06D (7904)          
 BLACK-CAPPED 54787            4   4     49         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              5   8  1  46         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
 ANKHEG 42828                  5   5     46         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-OL' HECKLE 51068              4   1     46         072707BB (8599)           
 ETTERCAP 42808                7   8     45         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         5   8  1  45         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          3   4     45         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
 PRISONER 0478 49665           4   5     44         DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             3   3     44         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
-IMP 42792                     8   5     43         MONSTER MASH-I (7157)     
-TOURNEY STRIKER 46189         3   1     42         KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            2   1     42         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 ANVIL 37202                   5   8     41         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 KNEE JERK 45410               4   2  1  41         KINKIER STUFF (7634)      
-TOURNEY LUNGER 46024          1   1     40         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 
 TANEESHA 52081                3   2     39         KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  
-QUIRKY PISTOL 47786           2   4     39         COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      
-UNCLE FEISTY 55652            4   1     38         040908F (9416)            
 RISING POWER 37477            3  13     38         ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    
 CHARLIE 3 47168               3   0     38         ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   
-SAPPHIRA 45158                0   2     38         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 
 PRISONER 0469 49656           5   2     37         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
-LURID RUST 50991              4   0     37         072707M (8584)            
 PRISONER A75 53464            4   3  1  36         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
 THUNDER PAJAMAS 55689         3   3     36         040908N (9424)            
 CHIRPAL 52649                 2   4     36         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
 ROARING WASTAGE 55297         5   2     35         011808Y (9341)            
 PRISONER A85 53459            4   0  1  35         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
 BANALADAR 37977               4   7     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)
 BONUS RAGBAG 51048            4   4     34         072707X (8595)            
 PING PONG 9851                3   2     34         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 7TH SAMURAI 54800             2   4     34         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAUSS 42026                   2   2     33         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7021)
-LASHONDA 52076                2   1     33         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
-PRINCESS INDIA 52055          1   2  1  33         KELLUMBOS KIDS AA (8764)  
 PRISONER 1371 50451           4   2     32         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
 LADDER LAGER 55642            3   1     32         040908D (9414)            
 PINOCHA 52177                 1   1     32         DEATH NOBLE (8787)        
-JERKY FOUND 50943             3   1     31         072707C (8574)            
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         3   3     31         011808P (9332)            
 DARGONNE 42816                3   2     30         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 RELOK 52669                   2   1     29         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
-DENNIS THUG 49546             4   9     27         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 YBIRA 37969                   2   5     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 FRANK BURKE 41558             3   3     26         MEDAL OF HONOR 10 (6938)  
-HECTIC BELLY 51043            3   1     26         072707W (8594)            
 PRISONER 0484 49671           3   6     25         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          4   1     24         120507H (8814)            
-DOWRY WRAITH 50172            3   2     24         072507J (8439)            
 EVERETT POPE 48783            0   4     24         MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER R14 55069            3   2     23         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
-JEANS 55237                   3   2     23         011808L (9329)            
 ECHO 4 47180                  2   2     23         ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   
-ANGIE 27066                   1   2     23         DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         3   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
-KENNETH BAILEY 41539          2   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 
 NEANDERTHAL 37770             2  14  1  21         THEY MIGHT BE ORCS (6268) 
 BITCHY DIVER 55714            1   0     21         040908S (9429)            
-TRIP'S GIFT 53486             1   0     21         KELLUMBOS KIDS 08.1 (9024)
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            1   0     21         040908T (9430)            
 DEMAX 52690                   1   0     21         OF WOLF & MAN 9 (8879)    
-SODA LAGER 51018              3   1     20         072707R (8589)            
-HOGWASH HELIUM 51002          2   2     20         072707O (8586)            
-YUCKIT 50383                  1   1     20         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8477)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEAT SLACKS 50159             2   4     19         072507H (8437)            
 ROCOE 52676                   1   0     19         OF WOLF & MAN 6 (8876)    
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        0   1     19         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
 RABBLE RAPPORT 55712          0   1     19         040908R (9428)            
-STUPORMAN 54078               1   1     18         MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      
-ALPHA-VICTOR-4 53896          1   4     17         ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  
-HALSEY 52160                  1   0     17         KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 
 JOHN MEAGHER 41736            2   2  1  16         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 TURTLE HERDER 55822           2   1     16         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 LAVENDER CRAYON 55823         2   1     16         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           1   2  1  16         040908U (9431)            
 MELTDOWN 37442                1   1     16         ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    
-PAUL THE TITAN 51138          1   5     16         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-REAPER'S GALE 54406           1   2     15         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
 LIL BO PEEPED 47265           0   1     15         CANDY 2 (6588)            
 ASPIRIN 45760                 1   1     14         BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        
-GEORGE MABRY 55440            1   1     14         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-ROJO 40883                    1   0     14         DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    
 ORVILLE BLOCK 41737           2   2     13         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   4     12         KAOS FURY (9345)          
 INKARNITE 55799               1   0     11         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           1   3     10         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 ANGYLLIC 55744                1   0      7         KAOS (7662)               
-SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458          0   1      7         CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)    
-PRISONER R21 55751            0   1      7         DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    
-SO EASY 55081                 0   1      7         CAVEMAN ANGST (9300)      
 ROGUE 9644                    1   2      5         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-BRIAN THE FIST 5185           1   0      5         BARD'S TALE (696)         
 CRUEL TEA 55757               0   1      5         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
-PRISONER 0342 41012           0   1      1         DUNGEON CELL 69 (6848)    
 JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         0   1      1         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JELLO ACCESS 48523      3  4 1 040707L 8156         CRASH BANDICOOT 44783 229  NOT REVENGED
MASSAGE PALACE 55731    1  1 0 040908V 9432         JOHN MEAGHER 41736    233   
CIGAR CZAR 51001        5  2 1 072707O 8586         PRISONER B31 53423    232   
ADVIL 45773             3  4 0 BRIEFCASE 6 7685     TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565 232   
CHARLESTON CHEW 39617   0  1 0 CANDY 2 6588         BANDIT PRINCE         233  NONE
DAME 39614              0  1 0 CANDY 2 6588         SHEWISH GIANT         233  NONE
RODEO 47494             0  1 0 CRAIG'S CRITTER 7984 BLACKWATER 54196      229  NOT REVENGED
CAT 9638                0  2 0 CROSSED THIEVES 1431 STONE GOLEM           233  NONE
CAUGHT 9643             0  2 0 CROSSED THIEVES 1431 BANDIT PRINCE         233  NONE
PRISONER 0069 31419    13 10 0 DUNGEON CELL 14 5174 STONE GOLEM           233  NONE
PRISONER A22 51092      8  3 0 DUNGEON CELL A2 8602 BESS 35303            232   
PRISONER B91 53433      5  4 0 DUNGEON CELL B9 9014 THE HEADSMAN 49693    231   
ANY RAPPER 45719        0  1 0 FAIRLY ODD PEOP 7676 WURM KIN              233  NONE
DAME 45718              0  1 0 FAIRLY ODD PEOP 7676 WURM KIN              233  NONE
LAWRENCE WELK 45717     0  1 0 FAIRLY ODD PEOP 7676 SPYMASTER             233  NONE
LIBERACE 45720          0  1 0 FAIRLY ODD PEOP 7676 WURM KIN              233  NONE
CRAZY KIM 33679         5  5 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 5574 PTAR STONEBLADE 45569 233   
JOHN MCKINNEY 48893     2  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  8226 PRISONER A75 53464    232   
PRIME 32767            15 19 0 NUMBERS 7 2722       THE MOOSEFISH 52590   229  NOT REVENGED
$50 BREAKFAST 50389     2  1 0 OF WOLF & MAN 8478   NO WORRIES! 47477     229  NOT REVENGED
KIRINYAGA 47635         5  1 1 OUT OF AFRICA 8005   DUST BALL 9852        231   
GOON 25204              7  9 0 PUT ON THE FOIL 4033 PRINCESS INDIA 52055  232   
BANISTER MAN 39802      0  1 0 WATCHERS! II 6622    DARK CHAMPION         233  NONE
DAME 39799              0  1 0 WATCHERS! II 6622    MOUNTAIN TROLL        233  NONE
DOC NEON 39801          0  1 0 WATCHERS! II 6622    ARENAMASTER           233  NONE
TRINIDY 39803           0  1 0 WATCHERS! II 6622    BANDIT PRINCE         233  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Prisoner A22 -- Sorry about that.  It sucks to die without a name! -- Bess

Echo 4 of Rookie Armada -- Hum, considering your style and the rating you achieved, I
am most pleased with the abilities shown to date by the Turtle Herder. -- Banthius,
mgr. Strange Missions

Rojo of Dark Toads -- Well how about that, striker, till next time thanks for the
skills. -- Lavender Crayon

Avatar of Whispernight -- And the point of that was?  Ahh yes, of course, how could I
have forgotten the matchup program hates me....  Ha Ha, congrats on your invite. --
Dust Ball

Kiriryaya of Out of Africa -- Oh sorry bout that, and may you do well at the Dead
Tourney--less it's vs. mine of course. -- Banthius, mgr. Strange Missions

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 0069 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAUGHT was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
CAT was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DOC NEON was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LIBERACE was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ANY RAPPER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DAME was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHARLESTON CHEW was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
LAWRENCE WELK was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DAME was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DAME was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BANISTER MAN was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
TRINIDY was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
DACIAN beat PRISONER A54 in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CRASH BANDICOOT demolished BESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CRAZY KIM was murdered by PTAR STONEBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AUTOMATICA was overpowered by HORMONE HOAGIE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BISCUIT vanquished PRISONER 0327 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BENNIE won victory over PRISONER 0380 in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fray.
BANALADAR was bested by ANVIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
EVANS BLUE overpowered SOULTAKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHIRPAL was beaten by DESMOND DOSS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
7TH SAMURAI was beaten by PRISONER 0478 in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ECHO 4 was unbelievably bested by PING PONG in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
PINOCHA was savagely defeated by DUELMASTERS.COM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TANEESHA savagely defeated PRISONER 0484 in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fray.
WRATH was viciously subdued by ABNER in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's Title bout.
FOXXY LOVE won victory over PRISONER 0414 in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
PRISONER R09 was overpowered by UNCLE FRED! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DUST BALL was beaten by HARBINGER in a popular 1 minute expert's duel.
TAMEKA viciously subdued HANNAH in a action packed 3 minute brutal master's bout.
TRENE OGRESTAFF was overpowered by MIDSIZE WHOOPER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRIGAND unbelievably bested SOULTAKER in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
PRISONER 0312 overpowered NULL REGINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEWYLDER OAKEN was luckily beaten by MURMUR HUGELY in a 8 minute expert's bout.
PRISONER B31 vanquished KNEE JERK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JOB savagely defeated YBIRA in a unpopular 12 minute brutal match.
PRISONER 0469 was handily defeated by NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER A55 demolished BRAIN MOLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHALE HUMUS slimly won victory over PRISONER 1371 in a unpopular 17 minute bout.
RIFF RAFF viciously subdued AMPHIBIAN in a popular 1 minute brutal veteran's duel.
RESOLVED LOTION unbelievably bested ARCANE in a exciting 3 minute master's duel.
ETTERCAP was vanquished by PRISONER A74 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BONUS RAGBAG was bested by ANKHEG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
CARRION CRAWLER overcame RISING POWER in a popular 2 minute veteran's match.
PRISONER R02 savagely defeated MIDDAY AORTA in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
PRISONER A75 was overpowered by BLACK-CAPPED in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARLTON BARRETT was handily defeated by MANIC MOTTO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER A85 handily defeated SLAG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THUNDER PAJAMAS defeated PRISONER R14 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
CHARLIE 3 devastated DEEPEST EXHALE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LADDER LAGER subdued ORVILLE BLOCK in a 2 minute battle.
ROARING WASTAGE unbelievably bested EVERETT POPE in a unpopular 15 minute fight.
MELTDOWN was luckily beaten by LAVENDER CRAYON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
NEANDERTHAL was overpowered by DARGONNE in a 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
FRANK BURKE defeated PREFAB EFFIGY in a 2 minute brawl.
MASSAGE PALACE was put to death by JOHN MEAGHER in a 1 minute brutal contest.
GNOME CATCHER was beaten by RELOK in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ASPIRIN was luckily beaten by TURTLE HERDER in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
ROGUE was overpowered by DEMAX in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ROCOE overpowered RABBLE RAPPORT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LIL BO PEEPED was vanquished by CROUTON TAIL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS was defeated by BITCHY DIVER in a popular 2 minute fight.
ANGYLLIC won victory over JAN SUMMERTHIEF in a 1 minute novice's duel.
CRUEL TEA was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute beginner vs. veteran battle.
INKARNITE devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK  206 - 161 - 18      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY       93 -  83 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  33 -  2      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK   105 - 132 -  6      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        79 - 111 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  36 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  39 -  2      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  23 -  0      21  |

Turn 233 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 12         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 - 10         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 13     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ABNER -19520                7   2  1  109 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06A (7719)
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               23  14  0  113 GOD (5780)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOXXY LOVE -21512           8   5  0  102 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390)
PARRY-STRIKE     BRIGAND 9639                8   5  0   97 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)
AIMED BLOW       BISCUIT -28332             17  15  1   88 SLAP SHOT (4036)
WALL OF STEEL    TAMEKA -31863               5   4  0   87 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)
SLASHING ATTACK  NIGHTMARE -22760            6   5  0   56 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DESMOND DOSS -16764         2   1  0   42 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TANEESHA -13455, ARCANE -22707, PRISONER R02 -14458, ABNER -19520, ASPIRIN -19776, 
CRUEL TEA -9779, PRISONER R14 -10467, DUELMASTERS.COM 16536, CARRION CRAWLER -22719, 
and MELTDOWN -28094.

The least popular fighter this week was WHALE HUMUS -15378.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PRISONER 1371 -15085, ROARING WASTAGE -10239, JOB -27446, 
EVERETT POPE -16753, YBIRA -27567, JAN SUMMERTHIEF -9721, LIL BO PEEPED -18271, 
RABBLE RAPPORT -9824, ROGUE 9644, and MASSAGE PALACE -9805.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRISONER 0069 (82-31419) DUNGEON CELL 14

                                  Name-Change-O-Rama

     The summer tourney brought a lot of people to the Isle who didn't appear there 
normally.  This included Commission employees.  Half a dozen arenamasters regarded 
each other warily in the mirror behind the bar at the Pig in a Haystack.  The Pig was 
obscure and mediocre, drawing few gladiators, which is what they had all been looking 
for.  They saw gladiators every day.  Most arenamaster were convinced that this was 
some kind of punishment.
     You could always pick out the arenamasters in a crowd.  There were superficial 
differences:  One of these had clearly Adantri features, one wore an eye-patch, two 
were female.  But there were, in significant ways, alike.  The same size, the same 
hair-trigger alertness, the same deadliness.
     The one-eyed man broke the ice, raising his beer mug in salute.  "I'm Zrof One-
Eye from Zukal.  Sugar of Arvat--"  One of the women bowed slightly.  "I know Sugar.  
The rest of you...?"
     The Adantri matched his salute.  "Dernal of Dayla Kiv."
     "Daiyla Kiv?  Ah...."
     "No, without the 'I' in it.  These damned bureaucrats can't spell, and they 
thought adding an unnecessary vowel was exotic."  Disgust dripped from his voice.
     "Tell me about it!" another man growled in agreement.  "Khagal of Niatoli, and 
what they do to the spelling of THAT simple word--!"
     "I thought Daiyla, I mean Dayla Kiv had a different name right now," 
Arenamistress Sugar said.  "The arena, at least, because of a contest?"
     "Chavez Ravine."  Dernal's tone was the one that substituted in polite company 
for spitting on the floor.
     Zrof blinked, taken aback by the bitterness.  He wouldn't have minded a contest 
in Zukal, and damn what they called the place.  "It's only temporary, though."
     "Temporary, shmiperary," another man muttered.  He seemed well into his drinking, 
although, like all arenamasters, he carried his liquor well.  "They do it all the time 
in Aradi.  No reshpect.  Go around changing thish, changing that.  I wish I could 
change shome thingsh."  He signalled the bartender for a refill.
     The second woman put her hand over his mug.  "You've had enough, Harkon.  Try the 
coffee, instead."
     "You should be mad, too, Ripplesh," Harkon said.  "They're going to do shtuff 
like that in Jahnsh, aren't they?"
     Ripples Dorrigan shrugged.  All the men paused, some with glasses half raised, to 
watch.  "It's the way things are," she said.  "Not much we can do about it."
     "You know," Khagal of Niatoli said, "maybe we could make a few changes.  Fix the 
spelling of Arena 33, for one, change a few standby titles--"
     "The Commission hates changes."  Dernal of Dayla Kiv topped up his glass and 
drained it gloomily.
     "Yes, but if we disguise it," Sugar of Arvat said, excited, "make it... maybe a 
general Name-Change-O-Rama!  Then we could slip OUR changes through and no one would 
notice or mind."

                  *-------*-------*-------*-------*-------*-------* 

     By popular demand, we are holding a Name-Change-o-Rama during the month of 
September, 2008.  If you wish to change the name of your warriors or teams, please 
contact RSI Customer Service.  The charge for a name change is $1.