DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2008    Duedate: 12/19/2008

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 240

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE MOOSEFISH
OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
(82-52590) [10-2-1,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE MOOSEFISH                  LULO & STITCH
OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)       TOONZ (6071)
(82-52590) [10-2-1,148]        (82-36763) [2-1-1,100]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DUST BALL                      YUR DEAD!
STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)        IT'S A PROMISE (7978)
(82-9852) [9-9-1,83]           (82-47464) [2-1-0,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

040908D (9414)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)        28 
2. 040908D (9414)                27    OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
3. SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)       21    Unchartered Team
4. THE NEPHEW (7198)             21 
5. SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)         20    BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DANNYS TRASH (6209)        4   0  1 100.   1/21 040908D (9414)            4  1 0
 2- 2*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    4   0  0 100.   2/ 8 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  3  0 0
 3/ 8*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)       3   0  0 100.   3/11*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 3  0 0
 4/12*NAME ME (9118)             2   0  0 100.   4/10*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     3  1 0
 5- 5*BLUE TYRANTS (9137)        2   0  0 100.   5/ 1 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    3  2 0
 6- 9*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)    2   0  0 100.   6/ 5*TOONZ (6071)              3  6 1
 7-10*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)   2   0  0 100.   7-12*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      2  0 0
 8/ 0*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)    1   0  0 100.   8/30*011808B (9319)            2  0 0
 9/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   0  0 100.   9- 9*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    2  0 0
10-14*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)     8   1  2 88.9  10- 2*OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)    2  0 0
11/18 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  10   2  1 83.3  11/28 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       2  0 0
12/13 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)     9   2  1 81.8  12/26*NAME ME (9118)            2  0 0
13/15*072707BB (8599)            8   2  0 80.0  13-13*BLUE TYRANTS (9137)       2  0 0
14-19*OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)     4   1  1 80.0  14-14*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   2  0 0
15/ 3*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)      4   1  0 80.0  15/36 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      2  0 0
16/23*072507J (8439)             7   2  0 77.8  16-15*VENETIAN XI (8054)        2  0 0
17/25 040908D (9414)            13   4  0 76.5  17/39*072507J (8439)            2  0 0
18-22*VENETIAN XI (8054)         6   2  0 75.0  18/42*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/32*072707L (8583)             3   1  1 75.0  19/45*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      2  0 0
20-24*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)       3   1  0 75.0  20-19*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    2  0 0
21/35*072707Y (8596)             3   1  0 75.0  21/ 0*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    2  1 1
22/26 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      14   5  0 73.7  22/ 3 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    2  1 0
23/29*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  5   2  1 71.4  23/53*SMOKIN' (8833)            2  1 0
24/17*040908F (9416)             5   2  0 71.4  24/ 7*BAD HABITS (8834)         2  1 0
25/30*120507H (8814)             5   2  0 71.4  25/16*VENETIAN II (8044)        2  1 0
26/ 0 THE NEPHEW (7198)         18   8  0 69.2  26/56*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      2  1 0
27/28 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    16   8  1 66.7  27/22 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     2  1 0
28/ 0*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)     6   3  2 66.7  28/ 4 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     2  1 0
29/20*040908T (9430)             4   2  0 66.7  29/20*PEANUTS (9343)            2  2 1
30/21*072707W (8594)             4   2  0 66.7  30/64 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     2  2 0
31-33*120507N (8820)             2   1  0 66.7  31-23 THE ALKIES (4639)         2  3 0
32-34*120507Q (8827)             2   1  0 66.7  32/24 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   2  8 0
33/ 7*VENETIAN II (8044)         2   1  0 66.7  33- 6 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    1  0 1
34/ 6*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      2   1  0 66.7  34/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 1  0 1
35-36*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)      2   1  0 66.7  35/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  0 0
36/38 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     9   5  0 64.3  36-33 040908N (9424)            1  0 0
37/42 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        7   4  0 63.6  37/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 1  0 0
38/27 040707F (8150)             7   4  0 63.6  38/ 0*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   1  0 0
39/ 0 MONKS (1612)              10   6  2 62.5  39-40*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 1  0 0
40/40 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      10   6  0 62.5  40/93 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  1  0 0
41/51*SMOKIN' (8833)             5   3  0 62.5  41-17 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    1  0 0
42/52*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)       5   3  0 62.5  42/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 1  0 0
43-39 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      11   7  1 61.1  43/ 0 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 1  0 0
44/37 GOD (5780)                25  16  0 61.0  44-18 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     1  0 0
45-41 040908N (9424)             6   4  0 60.0  45/ 0 THE NEPHEW (7198)         1  0 0
46-45 MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     20  14  0 58.8  46-43*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     1  0 0
47/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  7   5  1 58.3  47-44*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   1  0 0
48-46 011808Y (9341)             7   5  0 58.3  48-46*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  1  0 0
49-47 LUROCIANS III (5473)      81  60  2 57.4  49-47*DANNYS TRASH (6209)       1  0 0
50-48*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)     4   3  1 57.1  50-49*WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
51/58*011808M (9330)             4   3  1 57.1  51/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
52/57*011808B (9319)             4   3  0 57.1  52/73*011808M (9330)            1  1 1
53/60*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       4   3  0 57.1  53/25*011808P (9332)            1  1 1
54/53 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     21  16  1 56.8  54/29*SAMBO 2 (9074)            1  1 0
55/43*BAD HABITS (8834)          6   5  0 54.5  55/83*040908U (9431)            1  1 0
56/ 0 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 28  24  0 53.8  56/27*040908T (9430)            1  1 0
57-55 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    20  19  0 51.3  57-55*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    1  1 0
58/ 0 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   61  59  4 50.8  58-54*120507F (8812)            1  1 0
59/54 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     12  12  0 50.0  59/74*120507H (8814)            1  1 0
60/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  5   5  1 50.0  60/75*011808R (9334)            1  1 0
61/49*011808P (9332)             4   4  1 50.0  61/32*040908F (9416)            1  1 0
62/31*PEANUTS (9343)             2   2  1 50.0  62/34*040908R (9428)            1  1 0
63/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  2   2  0 50.0  63/91*072707Y (8596)            1  1 0
64/11*SAMBO 2 (9074)             1   1  0 50.0  64/37*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     1  1 0
65-63*ON MY WALLS (8039)         1   1  0 50.0  65/86 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      1  1 0
66-64*DARK TOADS 05U (5940)      1   1  0 50.0  66/38 040707F (8150)            1  1 0
67/65 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    29  31  2 48.3  67-57 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  1 0
68-66 DUNGEON CELL 66 (6845)    14  15  2 48.3  68/41*072707BB (8599)           1  1 0
69/69 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  11  12  1 47.8  69/90*072707L (8583)            1  1 0
70-67 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    10  11  0 47.6  70/35*072707W (8594)            1  1 0
71/72 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      8   9  1 47.1  71-59 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
72-68 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    113 132  9 46.1  72-60*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    1  1 0
73/ 0*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    4   5  0 44.4  73/51 GOD (5780)                1  1 0
74-70 THE ALKIES (4639)         34  43  2 44.2  02/102*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     1  1 0
75-71 737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     22  28  1 44.0  75/52*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       1  2 1
76/78 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     7   9  0 43.7  76/66*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    1  2 0
77/ 0 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  32  4 42.9  77/62 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  2 0
78-74 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    15  20  0 42.9  78/67 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    1  2 0
79/86*040908U (9431)             3   4  1 42.9  79/58*JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      1  2 0
80/59*HANGING LOOSE (9016)       3   4  0 42.9  80/68 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     1  2 0
81/87*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     3   4  0 42.9  81/69 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   3   4  0 42.9  82/71*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    1  2 0
83-76*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     3   4  0 42.9  83/63 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
84/89*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      3   4  0 42.9  84/65 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    1  3 0
85/80 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      8  11  0 42.1  85/ 0 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  4 0
86/73 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   34  47  1 42.0  86/61 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
87/77 THE MAELSTROM (1611)      22  31  3 41.5  87/78*HANGING LOOSE (9016)      0  2 0
88/50*TOONZ (6071)               4   6  1 40.0  88/87*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     0  2 0
89/61*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)        2   3  1 40.0  89/95*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   0  2 0
90-79*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497)  2   3  0 40.0  90/98*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  0  2 0
91-81*WATCHERS! II (6622)        5   8  0 38.5  03/103 THE MAELSTROM (1611)      0  2 0
92-82 FAB FEMALES I (1522)       8  13  0 38.1  92-76 011808Y (9341)            0  1 0
93/83 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     53  88  3 37.6  93/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  0  1 0
94/75*JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       3   5  0 37.5  94-82*LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)    0  1 0
95-84 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     5   9  0 35.7  95-81*120507Q (8827)            0  1 0
96/93 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      6  11  1 35.3  96-79*HOST OF ANGELS (9141)     0  1 0
97-88*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   4  0 33.3  97-72*FATHER CHRISTMAS (8839)   0  1 0
98/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   1   2  0 33.3  98-80*SAMBO 1 (9075)            0  1 0
99/62*040908R (9428)             1   2  0 33.3  99-77*120507N (8820)            0  1 0
00-91*FATHER CHRISTMAS (8839)    1   2  0 33.3  00/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  0  1 0
01-90*120507F (8812)             1   2  0 33.3  01/88*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  0  1 0
02-92*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)  1   2  0 33.3  02-84 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      0  1 0
03/85 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     5  11  1 31.2  03-89 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    0  1 0
04/95*DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     4   9  0 30.8  04-85*ON MY WALLS (8039)        0  1 0
05/97*011808R (9334)             3   7  2 30.0  05/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  1 0
06/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  12  1 29.4  06-70 DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    0  1 0
07/96*MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)   2   7  0 22.2  07/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
08/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   8  0 20.0  08-96*DARK TOADS 05U (5940)     0  1 0
09-98*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)     1   7  0 12.5  09-97*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
10-99*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)     0   7  0  0.0  10-99 LUROCIANS III (5473)      0  1 0
00/100*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      0   3  0  0.0  00-100*DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    0  1 0
01/101*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)    0   3  0  0.0  01-101*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 0  1 0
05/105*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)   0   2  0  0.0  04-104 737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     0  1 0
02-102*HOST OF ANGELS (9141)      0   1  0  0.0  05-105 FAB FEMALES I (1522)      0  1 0
03-103*LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)     0   1  0  0.0  15/ 0 MONKS (1612)              0  1 0
04-104*SAMBO 1 (9075)             0   1  0  0.0  16/ 0 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Say good-bye to DUNGEON CELL A7, as they are 
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 040908D stable.  Take a look at 
040908D's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 20 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
011808B, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  Take a look at COOL NAMES 4's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NAME ME, who swept up 14 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at BAG OF TRICKS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 21 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 072507J, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at BRAIN FOOD 40's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 24 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is BRAIN FOOD 43, who swept up 26 places in the ranks.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL A8 may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 22nd spot.  Take a look at SMOKIN''s act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to BAD HABITS, which fell to 24th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is HUNGRY HEROES, who swept up 30 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 4th to 28th place were the MONSTER 
MASH-A.  Keep trying!  Take a look at DISTANT BREEZE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 34 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR IV, who swept up 53 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at 011808M's act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 21 places in 
the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 011808P, which 
fell to 53rd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SAMBO 2 may fall on you as it crushes past the 
teams below it to fall on the 54th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 040908U, who swept up 28 places in the ranks.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 040908T, which fell to 56th, it's what 
you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at 120507H's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 011808R, who swept up 15 places 
in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 32nd to 61st place 
were the 040908F.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
040908R, which fell to 62nd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
Take a look at 072707Y's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 28 places in the 
team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  IT'S A PROMISE may 
fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 64th spot.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COOL NAMES 
16, who swept up 21 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping 
from 38th to 66th place were the 040707F.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in 
the lists.  But to 072707BB, which fell to 68th, it's what you soak in before going 
to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at 072707L's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
21 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 35th 
to 70th place were the 072707W.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out DWES EG!  GOD may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 73rd spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is DARK TOADS 04H, who swept up 28 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 52nd to 75th place were the BRAIN FOOD 9.  Keep 
trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DUNGEON CELL 94, which fell 
to 77th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must 
come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 96 may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 78th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 58th to 79th place were the JERSEY DEVILS.  Keep trying!  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to MONSTER MASH-E, which fell to 80th, it's what 
you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  MONSTER MASH-C may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 81st spot.  Suffering under a 1-0-0 record and dropping from 71st to 82nd 
place were the DUNGEON CELL 23.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to DUNGEON CELL 4, which fell to 83rd, it's what you soak in before going 
to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 1-1-0 record and dropping from 65th to 84th 
place were the CROSSED THIEVES.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out DWES EG!  DUNGEON CELL 97 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it 
to fall on the 86th spot.  Take a look at THE MAELSTROM's act, as they have a 0-1-0 
week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 88th to 101st place were the MEDAL OF HONOR A8.  Keep trying!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for LITTLEST TYRANT, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after 
mashing UNDEAD PIRATE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  ARCANE lost to TOMATO ION and drops 18 
points.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  THE 
MOOSEFISH made a challenge against WRATH this week.  Well, everybody's pal THE 
MOOSEFISH moved his record to 10-2-1 by defeating WRATH in the Duelmaster's Title 
Bout and gaining 16 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the 
body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  Did you 
hear that THE ALKIES was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of THE ALKIES' warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause JERSEY DEVILS beats feet every time THE ALKIES 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of WRATH, 
who was this week's most challenged warrior.  TRENE OGRESTAFF of DISTANT BREEZE had 
better have a good reason for challenging down 8 points in a challenge which he won.  
I thought TRENE OGRESTAFF showed great skill and promise when he defeated DUST BALL.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Yes, and another newbie bites the dust as PAWN OF FATE 
goes down under the sword of SOAPBOX GRIPER.  Thanks to this, SOAPBOX GRIPER now has 
69 recognition points.  Carrion Bird Heaven:  PAWN OF FATE was dispatched by SOAPBOX 
GRIPER (The true definition of 'Street Pizza').  And who needs the Dark Arena if 
you've got MILLER around?  This week he decorated his armor with RABBLE RAPPORT.  
Who's next?  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly 
buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DWES EG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends 
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MOOSEFISH 52590          10   2  1 148         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  25  16    121         GOD (5780)                
 LITTLEST TYRANT 43009        10   4    112         THE NEPHEW (7198)         
 WARCHANT 42262                7   1    109         BALLAD OF THE BLADE (7064)
-PRISONER B31 53423            8   1  2 102         DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        13  22  1 100         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 LULO & STITCH 36763           2   1  1 100         TOONZ (6071)              

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UNCLE FRED! 39800             5   4     89         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
-HAZE 49272                   10   9     88         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
-NIGHTMARE 42776              10   6     87         MONSTER MASH-N (7153)     
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             7   4     87         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
 UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          10   7  1  86         THE MAELSTROM (1611)      
 ONE-TRICK PONY 47819         14   5     83         BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      
 DUST BALL 9852                9   9  1  83         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-GODSMACK 48417               12   3     81         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-GNOCCHI SPECIAL 47901         6   2     79         VENETIAN XI (8054)        
-STEVE SILVERBERG 7785        10  13     75         737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     
 SUPPERMAN 48250               5   3     74         HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      
 SHOT GUN 11069                8   9  1  70         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
 BESS 35303                    7   5  1  69         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
 SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241          4   3  1  69         011808M (9330)            
 PRISONER 0469 49656           9   5     68         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEEZER DOPE 47780            10   6     66         COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      
 OTHERWORLD 55747              5   2  1  66         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 VLADIMIR LENUN 52446          4   5     66         BAD HABITS (8834)         
 PRISONER A75 53464            8   6  1  63         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
 ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492         7   4     63         040707F (8150)            
 PRISONER A85 53459            9   2  1  62         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
 7TH SAMURAI 54800             4   5     62         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
-PRISONER 0414 42461           9   9     60         DUNGEON CELL 83 (7097)    
 JERICHO 27096                 3   1     60         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
 ARCANE 42829                  7   6     59         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 YO-YO POST-IT 50986           3   1  1  59         072707L (8583)            
-TWEENER 32416                 2   3     59         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
-BLACK HOLE 30144              1   2     59         LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              8   9  1  58         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
 ETTERCAP 42808                8  11     58         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
-PRISONER 1371 50451           8   3     58         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
-ROARING WASTAGE 55297         7   4     58         011808Y (9341)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILLER 33716                  5   5  1  58         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UTOPIA 37461                  4   0  1  56         DANNYS TRASH (6209)       
 GRAPE APE 34889               2   3  1  56         BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       
-RASTEPUTZ 28504              10   6  1  55         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 LADDER LAGER 55642            7   2     54         040908D (9414)            
-ABSOLUT 28501                 6   7     54         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         6  11  1  53         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 PRISONER 0478 49665           7   9     52         DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    
-THUNDER PAJAMAS 55689         6   4     52         040908N (9424)            
-SKULLBUSTER 54109             4   3  1  51         ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    
 NO CIGAR 52444                5   3     48         SMOKIN' (8833)            
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            4   3     47         011808B (9319)            
 SNOW BIRD 11106               1   3     46         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 DOWRY WRAITH 50172            5   2     44         072507J (8439)            
 PRISONER R14 55069            4   4     43         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
-DIZZY 54125                   4   0     42         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
 GLOWING SUNSET 11067          2   1  1  42         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-WAITIN 4 U 41086              2   0     42         LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  
 DOVER SOLE 47852              2   1     42         VENETIAN II (8044)        
-XENON 43374                   2   0     42         LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   
 UNCLE FEISTY 55652            5   2     41         040908F (9416)            
 SKI BIRD IN RED 11103         3   0  1  40         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
-ORLOX 52667                   4   1  1  39         OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)    
 SWEET WILLOW 11065            3   1  1  39         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-EVIL EGGPLANT 50511           2   3     39         SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497)
 RELOK 52669                   3   4     38         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
 PRISONER 0484 49671           5  11  1  37         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 PING PONG 9851                4   7     37         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 FREE BALLOON 53447            3   4     37         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            3   4     37         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 IRON MAN 42475                3   0     37         BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      
 YUR DEAD! 47464               2   1     37         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         6   2     36         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         4   4  1  35         011808P (9332)            
 DIRTY ZEALOT 51069            4   1     35         072707BB (8599)           
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            2   1     35         040908T (9430)            
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          5   2     34         120507H (8814)            
-JENNIFER LOPEZ 10284          4   8     34         FAB FEMALES I (1522)      
 HECTIC BELLY 51043            4   2     34         072707W (8594)            
-STUPORMAN 54078               3   1     34         MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           3   4  1  33         040908U (9431)            
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            3   1     33         072707Y (8596)            
 MOTEL LINEN 55260             2   4  1  33         011808R (9334)            
-ONESIMUS 43355                2   1     33         LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     
 EVERETT POPE 48783            2   7     33         MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  
 ROBERT NETT 48793             2   2     33         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
 FROZEN TWEETY 11104           2   0  1  31         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 BUCK ROGERS 53730             2   0     31         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 OLD NICK 50786                3   5     30         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
 YBIRA 37969                   2   8     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
-BENITO SMURFOLINI 54087       2   0     27         BLUE TYRANTS (9137)       
 JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         3   4     26         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           3   7     26         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 DUKE 53959                    2   0     25         NAME ME (9118)            
 CASSINA 42187                 1   9     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELEVEN POOPED 52408           2   1     21         120507Q (8827)            
-SHOWGIRL HAMS 52371           2   1     21         120507N (8820)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOSE QUERVO 28498             5   3  1  20         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-KREFELDER 28497               4   4     20         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 SAMMY 53732                   1   1     20         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
-FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          1   2     19         120507F (8812)            
-RAMBO 53742                   0   1     19         SAMBO 1 (9075)            
 GENERAL TSO 53739             1   1     18         SAMBO 2 (9074)            
-PRISONER R21 55751            0   2     18         DUNGEON CELL 37 (5663)    
 BIRD MAN 45258                2   0     17         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 FRANK-N-STEIN 40806           0   3     17         LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   
 HONORABLE THIEF 11074         3   3     16         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
 TURTLE HERDER 55822           3   6     15         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 FRANCIS 50252                 1   0     15         SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   
-WEIZEN 28499                  3   5     14         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-PERIWINKLE 47825              1   1     14         ON MY WALLS (8039)        
 LAVENDER CRAYON 55823         2   7     13         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-PRISONER R24 55832            1   1     13         DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    
 TORKINTIN 41970               1   0     13         PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 
 RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           3   3     12         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-PRISONER R23 55833            2   0     12         DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            1   2     11         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-LINUS 55304                   1   0  1  10         PEANUTS (9343)            
-SNOOPY 55306                  0   1      7         PEANUTS (9343)            
-JOKER 53698                   0   1      7         LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)    
-ARCHANGEL 54104               0   1      7         HOST OF ANGELS (9141)     
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         0   1      7         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 TANK 32423                    0   2      6         LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  
-CEMENT 47523                  0   2      6         LUROCIANS III (5473)      
 BOTHEMUS 48576                0   2      6         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RABBLE RAPPORT 55712    1  2 0 040908R 9428         MILLER 33716          240   
CHUBBY URIC 47788       9  3 1 COOL NAMES 17 8033   LULO & STITCH 36763   239   
ROGUE 9644              2  4 0 CROSSED THIEVES 1431 YO-YO POST-IT 50986   236  NOT REVENGED
URCHIN 35971            1  1 0 DARK TOADS 05U 5940  TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 239   
DRIS DRINGLE 52480      1  2 0 FATHER CHRISTMA 8839 GRAPE APE 34889       238   
FRANK BURKE 41558       5  5 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  6938 PRISONER 0484 49671   237   
PAWN OF FATE 11095      2  1 0 MONKS 1612           SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241  240   
LUCY 55305              1  1 0 PEANUTS 9343         FROZEN TWEETY 11104   240   
DAMC 55871              0  1 0 TOONZ 6071           HIGH ELF              240  NONE
MY WEAPONS SUK 55873    0  1 0 TOONZ 6071           DARK CHAMPION         240  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     "An early reference to Greek furniture is made by Homer, who describes coverlids
     of dyed wool, tapestries, carpets, and other accessories, which must therefore
     have formed part of the contents of a great man's residence centuries before the
     period which we recognise as the 'meridian' of Greek art." -- Frederick
     Litchfield from "Illustrated History of Furniture"

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MY WEAPONS SUK was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAMC was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO CIGAR demolished PRISONER 0484 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE MOOSEFISH devastated WRATH in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge Title contest.
TRENE OGRESTAFF demolished DUST BALL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
VLADIMIR LENUN was narrowly defeated by ONE-TRICK PONY in a 3 minute struggle.
FREE BALLOON was handily defeated by ETTERCAP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
YUR DEAD! was unbelievably bested by OOPS SWEATER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DOVER SOLE was defeated by CARRION CRAWLER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
GRAPE APE was vanquished by GEEZER DOPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OLD NICK was unbelievably bested by UNGODLY FLEECE in a 12 minute Challenge bout.
LULO & STITCH was demolished by WARCHANT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched competition.
LITTLEST TYRANT demolished UNDEAD PIRATE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MANIC MOTTO overpowered PRISONER A85 in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARCANE was overpowered by TOMATO ION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0469 devastated TWITTERY PERMIT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SOAPBOX GRIPER killed PAWN OF FATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody brawl.
BESS overpowered DESMOND DOSS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUPPERMAN overpowered SHOT GUN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ASHTRAY WIELDER was narrowly defeated by 7TH SAMURAI in a 2 minute master's conflict.
OTHERWORLD devastated CROUTON TAIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER A75 was subdued by YO-YO POST-IT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JERICHO won victory over PING PONG in a 2 minute fray.
SNOW BIRD was viciously subdued by BRAIN MOLE in a 2 minute gory veteran's bout.
DOWRY WRAITH savagely defeated SWEET WILLOW in a 2 minute brutal duel.
MILLER slew RABBLE RAPPORT in a popular 1 minute duel.
GLOWING SUNSET was savagely defeated by LADDER LAGER in a 4 minute match.
PRISONER 0478 vanquished HECTIC BELLY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
PRISONER R02 overcame UNCLE FEISTY in a exciting 1 minute duel.
DIRTY ZEALOT was savagely defeated by PRISONER R14 in a action packed 2 minute fight.
EVERETT POPE was savagely defeated by BUCK ROGERS in a 2 minute brutal match.
IRON MAN overpowered TURTLE HERDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARLTON BARRETT savagely defeated CASSINA in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
YBIRA was demolished by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
RELOK savagely defeated SAMMY in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
SKI BIRD IN RED viciously subdued FRANK-N-STEIN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
PREFAB EFFIGY savagely defeated RUMRUNNER JOE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
MOTEL LINEN subdued LAVENDER CRAYON in a 1 minute gory duel.
LEGATO CATTY savagely defeated HONORABLE THIEF in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
LUCY was savagely slain by FROZEN TWEETY in a action packed 3 minute competition.
GEORGE MABRY was overpowered by GNOME CATCHER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JAN SUMMERTHIEF vanquished GENERAL TSO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DUKE handily defeated BOTHEMUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TANK was luckily beaten by TORKINTIN in a 1 minute competition.
BIRD MAN handily defeated EVIN WINDSISTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FRANCIS overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 24         STRIKING ATTACK  133 -  94 - 10      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  31 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  70 -  3      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         AIMED BLOW        60 -  66 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  96 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  14 -  1      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  27 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  32 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  25 -  0      11  |

Turn 240 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   13 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  THE MOOSEFISH -12946       10   2  1  148 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               25  16  0  121 GOD (5780)
STRIKING ATTACK  LITTLEST TYRANT -22527     10   4  0  112 THE NEPHEW (7198)
AIMED BLOW       LULO & STITCH -28773        2   1  1  100 TOONZ (6071)
LUNGING ATTACK   MANIC MOTTO -13880          7   4  0   87 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)
BASHING ATTACK   UNDEAD PIRATE 11088        10   7  1   86 THE MAELSTROM (1611)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOWING SUNSET 11067        2   1  1   42 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DUST BALL 9852.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YUR DEAD! -18072.  The ten other most popular fighters were PREFAB EFFIGY -9812, 
VLADIMIR LENUN -13090, OLD NICK -14750, FROZEN TWEETY 11104, SOAPBOX GRIPER -10295, 
GLOWING SUNSET 11067, LADDER LAGER -9894, RELOK -12867, LEGATO CATTY -14484, and 
OTHERWORLD -9789.

The least popular fighter this week was UNGODLY FLEECE -13192.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EVIN WINDSISTER -9724, BOTHEMUS -16960, GEORGE MABRY -10096, 
HONORABLE THIEF 11074, LAVENDER CRAYON -9713, YBIRA -27567, CASSINA -23349, SNOW BIRD 
11106, PING PONG 9851, and SHOT GUN 11069.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LITTLEST TYRANT (82--22527) THE NEPHEW

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next Winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2009.  It will be 
held at the Fiesta Resort in Tempe, AZ at 2100 South Priest Drive, Tempe, 85282
(480-967-1441).  Rooms are only $139.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  There is a free 
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have a bustling happy hour in the Kachina lounge, with complimentary hors d'oeuvres.
There are tons of restaurants nearby at the Mall, a Denny's across the street, and 
several fast food options nearby as well, as well as a restaurant in the hotel with 
room service.  

If you arrive early or stay late, don't forget that there is excellent golfing in 
the Phoenix area, with several championship courses nearby.  Winter is an excellent 
time to explore Arizona with a trip to the Grand Canyon or Sedona or any of our 
other scenic sites across the state.  

Hotel info:  http://www.fiestainnresort.com

The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!