DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/20/2008    Duedate: 01/02/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 241

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LULO & STITCH
TOONZ (6071)
(82-36763) [3-1-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NANO                           LULO & STITCH
FLOPS (4220)                   TOONZ (6071)
(82-26164) [10-10-0,198]       (82-36763) [3-1-1,114]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 VLADIMIR LENUN
KAOS (7662)                    BAD HABITS (8834)
(82-45613) [10-19-0,75]        (82-52446) [4-6-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

040908D (9414)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FLOPS (4220)                  139
2. LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)        35    040908D (9414)
3. SUPERIOR FORCES 1606 (7059)   33    Unchartered Team
4. KAOS (7662)                   22 
5. AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)        22    BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DANNYS TRASH (6209)        4   0  1 100.   1/ 1 040908D (9414)            5  0 0
 2- 2*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    4   0  0 100.   2/ 4*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     4  1 0
 3/ 3*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)       4   0  0 100.   3/11 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       3  0 0
 4- 4*NAME ME (9118)             2   0  0 100.   4/ 3*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 3  0 0
 5- 5*BLUE TYRANTS (9137)        2   0  0 100.   5/15 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      3  0 0
 6- 6*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)    2   0  0 100.   6/17*072507J (8439)            3  0 0
 7- 7*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)   2   0  0 100.   7/18*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      3  0 0
 8- 9*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   0  0 100.   8/ 6*TOONZ (6071)              3  4 1
 9-10*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)     8   1  2 88.9   9/21*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    3  5 1
10/15*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)      5   1  0 83.3  10/32 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   3  7 0
11-12 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)     9   2  1 81.8  11- 8*011808B (9319)            2  0 0
12/13*072707BB (8599)            9   2  0 81.8  12-12*NAME ME (9118)            2  0 0
13/16*072507J (8439)             8   2  0 80.0  13/37*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  0 0
14-14*OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)     4   1  1 80.0  14/45 THE NEPHEW (7198)         2  0 0
15/17 040908D (9414)            14   4  0 77.8  15-19*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      2  0 0
16/11 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  10   3  1 76.9  16/53*011808P (9332)            2  1 1
17/22 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      15   5  0 75.0  17/55*040908U (9431)            2  1 0
18/23*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  6   2  1 75.0  18/23*SMOKIN' (8833)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24*040908F (9416)             6   2  0 75.0  19/ 2 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  2  1 0
20-18*VENETIAN XI (8054)         6   2  0 75.0  20/76*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    2  1 0
21-19*072707L (8583)             3   1  1 75.0  21/54*SAMBO 2 (9074)            2  1 0
22-20*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)       3   1  0 75.0  22/60*011808R (9334)            2  1 0
23/34*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      3   1  0 75.0  23/61*040908F (9416)            2  1 0
24/ 0*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)     3   1  0 75.0  24/56*040908T (9430)            2  1 0
25/29*040908T (9430)             5   2  0 71.4  25/64*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     2  1 0
26/26 THE NEPHEW (7198)         19   8  0 70.4  26/68*072707BB (8599)           2  1 0
27-27 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    16   8  1 66.7  27/27 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     2  1 0
28/37 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        8   4  0 66.7  28/73 GOD (5780)                2  1 0
29/41*SMOKIN' (8833)             6   3  0 66.7  29-29*PEANUTS (9343)            2  2 1
30-32*120507Q (8827)             2   1  0 66.7  30/30 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     2  2 0
31-31*120507N (8820)             2   1  0 66.7  31-31 THE ALKIES (4639)         2  3 0
32/64*SAMBO 2 (9074)             2   1  0 66.7  32-34 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 1  0 1
33-33*VENETIAN II (8044)         2   1  0 66.7  33/ 0 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      1  0 1
34-35*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)      2   1  0 66.7  34-10*OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)    1  0 0
35-38 040707F (8150)             7   4  0 63.6  35- 9*DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    1  0 0
36-39 MONKS (1612)              10   6  2 62.5  36- 7*MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      1  0 0
37/25*120507H (8814)             5   3  0 62.5  37-13*BLUE TYRANTS (9137)       1  0 0
38-42*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)       5   3  0 62.5  38-57*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    1  0 0
39/44 GOD (5780)                26  16  0 61.9  39-14*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   1  0 0
40-43 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      11   7  1 61.1  40-35*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  0 0
41/36 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     9   6  0 60.0  41-36 040908N (9424)            1  0 0
42-45 040908N (9424)             6   4  0 60.0  42-16*VENETIAN XI (8054)        1  0 0
43/21*072707Y (8596)             3   2  0 60.0  43-71 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  0 0
44/63*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  3   2  0 60.0  44-42*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 1  0 0
45/40 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      10   7  0 58.8  45/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 1  0 0
46-47 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  7   5  1 58.3  46-43 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 1  0 0
47-48 011808Y (9341)             7   5  0 58.3  47-46*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     1  0 0
48-49 LUROCIANS III (5473)      81  60  2 57.4  48-47*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   1  0 0
49-50*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)     4   3  1 57.1  49-48*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  1  0 0
50-51*011808M (9330)             4   3  1 57.1  50-49*DANNYS TRASH (6209)       1  0 0
51-52*011808B (9319)             4   3  0 57.1  51-20*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    1  0 0
52/30*072707W (8594)             4   3  0 57.1  52-72*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    1  0 0
53-53*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       4   3  0 57.1  53/ 0*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    1  0 0
54/61*011808P (9332)             5   4  1 55.6  54-51 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
55/54 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     21  17  1 55.3  55/ 0 FLOPS (4220)              1  0 0
56-56 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 28  24  0 53.8  56-52*011808M (9330)            1  1 1
57/58 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   62  59  4 51.2  57-22 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    1  1 0
58/ 0 FLOPS (4220)              10  10  0 50.0  58/93*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  1 0
59/28*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)     7   7  2 50.0  59-62*040908R (9428)            1  1 0
60/55 BAD HABITS (8834)          6   6  0 50.0  60-25*VENETIAN II (8044)        1  1 0
61-60 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  5   5  1 50.0  61-26*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      1  1 0
62/79*040908U (9431)             4   4  1 50.0  62-66 040707F (8150)            1  1 0
63/81*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     4   4  0 50.0  01/101 MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  1  1 0
64/80*HANGING LOOSE (9016)       4   4  0 50.0  64/38*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   1  1 0
65/89*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)        3   3  1 50.0  65-69*072707L (8583)            1  1 0
66-62*PEANUTS (9343)             2   2  1 50.0  66/40 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  1  1 0
67/98*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   2   2  0 50.0  67/ 0 KAOS (7662)               1  1 0
68/ 0*KAOS IV (9344)             1   1  0 50.0  68/50 WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  1 0
69-65*ON MY WALLS (8039)         1   1  0 50.0  16/116 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   1  1 0
70/ 8*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)    1   1  0 50.0  70/87*HANGING LOOSE (9016)      1  2 0
71-66*DARK TOADS 05U (5940)      1   1  0 50.0  71- 5 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    1  2 0
72/59 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     12  13  0 48.0  72/24 BAD HABITS (8834)         1  2 0
73/67 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    29  33  2 46.8  73/59*120507H (8814)            1  2 0
74-72 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    113 132  9 46.1  74/63*072707Y (8596)            1  2 0
75/69 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  11  13  1 45.8  75/65 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      1  2 0
76/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  5   6  0 45.5  76/77 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  2 0
77/71 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      8  10  1 44.4  77/78 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    1  2 0
78-73*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    4   5  0 44.4  78/79*JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      1  2 0
79/94*JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       4   5  0 44.4  79/70*072707W (8594)            1  2 0
80-74 THE ALKIES (4639)         34  43  2 44.2  80/80 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     1  2 0
81-75 737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     22  28  1 44.0  81/81 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-78 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    15  20  0 42.9  82/28 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     1  2 0
83-83*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     3   4  0 42.9  83/82 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    1  2 0
84/ 0 KAOS (7662)               40  55  2 42.1  84/75*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       1  2 0
85/86 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   36  50  1 41.9  85/74*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     1  2 0
86/87 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 23  32  3 41.8  86/83 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
87/88*TOONZ (6071)               5   7  1 41.7  87/91 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 1  2 0
88/76 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     7  10  0 41.2  88/84 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    1  3 0
89/77 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  35  4 40.7  89/85 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  7 0
90/85 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      8  12  0 40.0  90/86 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
91/91 WATCHERS! II (6622)        6   9  0 40.0  91-88*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     0  2 0
92/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)      2   3  0 40.0  00/100*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  0  2 0
93/ 0 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       9  14  1 39.1  93-89*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   0  2 0
94-92 FAB FEMALES I (1522)       8  13  0 38.1  94-90*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  0  2 0
95/82*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   3   5  0 37.5  95-98*SAMBO 1 (9075)            0  1 0
96/84*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      3   5  0 37.5  96-95*120507Q (8827)            0  1 0
97/93 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     53  89  3 37.3  97-92 011808Y (9341)            0  1 0
05/105*011808R (9334)             4   7  2 36.4  98/ 0*KAOS IV (9344)            0  1 0
99/96 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      6  12  1 33.3  99/ 0*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
00-97*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   4  0 33.3  00/ 0*KAOS III (9346)           0  1 0
01-101*120507F (8812)             1   2  0 33.3  01-99*120507N (8820)            0  1 0
02-99*040908R (9428)             1   2  0 33.3  02-94*LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)    0  1 0
02-102*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)  1   2  0 33.3  03-58*120507F (8812)            0  1 0
07/107 MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)   3   7  0 30.0  04-104*ON MY WALLS (8039)        0  1 0
03/103 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     5  12  1 29.4  02-102 COOL NAMES 17 (8033)      0  1 0
06-106 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  12  1 29.4  06-67 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    0  1 0
04/104 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     4  10  0 28.6  05-105 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  1 0
08-108 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   8  0 20.0  07-107 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
09-109*DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)     1   7  0 12.5  08-108*DARK TOADS 05U (5940)     0  1 0
10/ 0*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   5  0  0.0  09-109*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
11/ 0*KAOS III (9346)            0   3  0  0.0  10-110 LUROCIANS III (5473)      0  1 0
11-111*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      0   3  0  0.0  12-112*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 0  1 0
12-112*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)    0   3  0  0.0  13/ 0*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     0  1 0
13-113*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)   0   2  0  0.0  13-113 737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     0  1 0
16-116*SAMBO 1 (9075)             0   1  0  0.0  14-114 FAB FEMALES I (1522)      0  1 0
15-115*LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)     0   1  0  0.0  15-115 MONKS (1612)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt DWES EG will ever be the same.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is 
buying the drinks for 072507J tonight, to honor their rise to 6th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BRAIN FOOD 
40 has turned a 1-0-0 into 7th place from 18th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as AVIAN 
AVALANCHE's 7-7-2 has earned them 9th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  STRANGE MISSIONS has turned a 2-3-0 into 10th place 
from 32nd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
the drinks for MEDAL OF HONOR A10 tonight, to honor their rise to 13th after this 
turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THE NEPHEW's 19-8-0 has earned them 14th place in the 
ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  011808P has turned 
a 1-0-0 into 16th place from 53rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 040908U's 4-4-1 has 
earned them 17th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) 
go out to OUR CHISTMAS TREE for their drop to 19th from 2nd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for OF WOLF & MAN 5 
tonight, to honor their rise to 20th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SAMBO 2 has turned a 1-0-0 into 21st 
place from 54th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as 011808R's 4-7-2 has earned them 22nd 
place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
040908F has turned a 1-0-0 into 23rd place from 61st.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for 040908T tonight, to 
honor their rise to 24th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as IT'S A PROMISE's 3-1-0 
has earned them 25th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  072707BB has turned a 1-0-0 into 26th place from 68th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as GOD's 26-16-0 has earned them 28th place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for MEDAL OF HONOR H9 
tonight, to honor their rise to 58th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as MEDAL OF 
HONOR A8's 3-7-0 has earned them 63rd place in the ranks.  SUPERIOR HORSEYS must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 38th to 64th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for MEDAL OF HONOR IV this turn, 
a 0-1-0 causing a 26 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
WATCHERS! II must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 50th to 68th this 
turn, with a 1-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  DISPOSABLE HEROES has turned a 1-0-0 into 69th place from 116th.  Give 
me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Swinging Aardvark, seeing as HANGING LOOSE's 4-4-0 has earned them 70th place in the 
ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to BAD HABITS for 
their drop to 72nd from 24th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  120507H must be either in pain, 
or numb, having dropped from 59th to 73rd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 072707Y this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 11 
flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or 
sneers, as the case may be) go out to MONSTER MASH-A for their drop to 82nd from 
28th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  DARK TOADS 04H must be either in pain, or numb, having 
dropped from 74th to 85th this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  And let's 
see, NANO fought SHOT GUN and gained 139 points and contributed to FLOPS' 1-0-0.  
ANGIE has lost to GENERAL TSO, falling 9 points, while helping make DARK TOADS 04B a 
0-1-0 turn.  LULO & STITCH challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to 
dethrone OUR CHISTMAS TREE's warrior.  And not without some honor, LULO & STITCH now 
claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of DWES EG.  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging 
Aardvark until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  COOL NAMES 16 has cause to stand tall, as 
they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding COOL NAMES 16 more than any other team we find BAD HABITS.  DWES EG, are 
we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was GOD's warrior WRATH.  More fighters challenged it than challenged the 
Duelmaster!  Well now, what do you expect when someone like WRATH from GOD challenges 
down 21 points to fight TRENE OGRESTAFF of DISTANT BREEZE?  It pains me to see 
warriors take advantage of the system like this.  WRATH defeated TRENE OGRESTAFF, as 
if it surprises anyone.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  The manager of SOUTHERN CROSS will not be pleased to learn that 
SWEET WILLOW, a 3-1-1 fighter, has been killed at the hands of LUROCIANS XVI's SAM.  
We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know 
who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LULO & STITCH 36763           3   1  1 114         TOONZ (6071)              

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NANO 26164                   10  10    198         FLOPS (4220)              
 WRATH 35095                  26  16    127         GOD (5780)                

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARCHANT 42262                7   1    109         BALLAD OF THE BLADE (7064)
-PRISONER B31 53423            8   1  2 102         DUNGEON CELL B3 (9012)    
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        13  23  1 101         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 UNCLE FRED! 39800             6   4     95         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
 THE MOOSEFISH 52590          10   3  1  91         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             8   4     91         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
 TH 42217                      5   6     91         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          11   7  1  89         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
 DUST BALL 9852               10   9  1  88         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-HAZE 49272                   10   9     88         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 ONE-TRICK PONY 47819         15   5     86         BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      
 SHARD OF STONE 45615         11   4     85         KAOS (7662)               
-GODSMACK 48417               12   3     81         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-GNOCCHI SPECIAL 47901         6   2     79         VENETIAN XI (8054)        
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         10  19     75         KAOS (7662)               
-STEVE SILVERBERG 7785        10  13     75         737 ELVIRA AVE (1121)     
-SUPPERMAN 48250               5   3     74         HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      
 SHOT GUN 11069                8  10  1  71         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
 OTHERWORLD 55747              6   2  1  71         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
-BESS 35303                    7   5  1  69         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
-SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241          4   3  1  69         011808M (9330)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0469 49656           9   6     66         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
 VLADIMIR LENUN 52446          4   6     66         BAD HABITS (8834)         
 GEEZER DOPE 47780            10   7     63         COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      
-PRISONER A75 53464            8   6  1  63         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
-ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492         7   4     63         040707F (8150)            
-PRISONER A85 53459            9   2  1  62         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
-7TH SAMURAI 54800             4   5     62         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
 GRAPE APE 34889               3   3  1  62         BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              8  10  1  61         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
 NO CIGAR 52444                6   3     61         SMOKIN' (8833)            
 JERICHO 27096                 3   2     61         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
 ARCANE 42829                  7   7     60         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 UNCLE FEISTY 55652            6   2     59         040908F (9416)            
-YO-YO POST-IT 50986           3   1  1  59         072707L (8583)            
-TWEENER 32416                 2   3     59         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
-BLACK HOLE 30144              1   2     59         LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 
-ROARING WASTAGE 55297         7   4     58         011808Y (9341)            
-MILLER 33716                  5   5  1  58         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
 SNOW BIRD 11106               2   3     58         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UTOPIA 37461                  4   0  1  56         DANNYS TRASH (6209)       
 ECHO 41057                    3   1     56         LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    
-RASTEPUTZ 28504              10   6  1  55         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 DOWRY WRAITH 50172            6   2     55         072507J (8439)            
-LADDER LAGER 55642            7   2     54         040908D (9414)            
-ABSOLUT 28501                 6   7     54         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 ETTERCAP 42808                8  12     52         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
-THUNDER PAJAMAS 55689         6   4     52         040908N (9424)            
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         6  12  1  51         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 SAM 15296                     5   3  1  51         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
-SKULLBUSTER 54109             4   3  1  51         ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    
 IRON MAN 42475                4   0     51         BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      
 DIRTY ZEALOT 51069            5   1     49         072707BB (8599)           
 FREE BALLOON 53447            4   4     48         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 YUR DEAD! 47464               3   1     48         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 OLD NICK 50786                4   5     47         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
-OOPS SWEATER 55184            4   3     47         011808B (9319)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RELOK 52669                   4   4     46         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            3   1     46         040908T (9430)            
 PRISONER 0478 49665           7  10     45         DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    
 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         5   4  1  43         011808P (9332)            
 BUCK ROGERS 53730             3   0     43         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
-DIZZY 54125                   4   0     42         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
-GLOWING SUNSET 11067          2   1  1  42         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-WAITIN 4 U 41086              2   0     42         LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  
-DOVER SOLE 47852              2   1     42         VENETIAN II (8044)        
-XENON 43374                   2   0     42         LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   
 SKI BIRD IN RED 11103         3   1  1  41         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 ROBERT NETT 48793             3   2     41         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
-ORLOX 52667                   4   1  1  39         OF WOLF & MAN 4 (8874)    
 MOTEL LINEN 55260             3   4  1  39         011808R (9334)            
 PRISONER 0484 49671           5  12  1  38         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            3   5     38         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           4   4  1  37         040908U (9431)            
 PING PONG 9851                4   8     37         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 EVERETT POPE 48783            3   7     36         MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  
 PRISONER R14 55069            4   5     35         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
 HECTIC BELLY 51043            4   3     35         072707W (8594)            
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          5   3     34         120507H (8814)            
-JENNIFER LOPEZ 10284          4   8     34         FAB FEMALES I (1522)      
-STUPORMAN 54078               3   1     34         MEN OF STEEL? (9136)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            3   2     33         072707Y (8596)            
-ONESIMUS 43355                2   1     33         LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     
 FROZEN TWEETY 11104           2   1  1  32         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 SMITTEN SIN 55312             1   1     32         KAOS IV (9344)            
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         6   3     31         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 GENERAL TSO 53739             2   1     29         SAMBO 2 (9074)            
-YBIRA 37969                   2   8     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
-BENITO SMURFOLINI 54087       2   0     27         BLUE TYRANTS (9137)       
-DUKE 53959                    2   0     25         NAME ME (9118)            
 ANGRYN 55322                  0   3     25         KAOS III (9346)           
-CASSINA 42187                 1   9     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           3   8     21         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 LAVENDER CRAYON 55823         3   7     21         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-ELEVEN POOPED 52408           2   1     21         120507Q (8827)            
-SHOWGIRL HAMS 52371           2   1     21         120507N (8820)            
-JOSE QUERVO 28498             5   3  1  20         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-KREFELDER 28497               4   4     20         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            2   2     20         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-SAMMY 53732                   1   1     20         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 ANGIE 27066                   2   3     19         DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     
-FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          1   2     19         120507F (8812)            
-RAMBO 53742                   0   1     19         SAMBO 1 (9075)            
 JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         3   5     18         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
 HONORABLE THIEF 11074         3   4     17         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-BIRD MAN 45258                2   0     17         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
-FRANK-N-STEIN 40806           0   3     17         LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   
 TURTLE HERDER 55822           3   7     16         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 FRANCIS 50252                 1   1     16         SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         1   1     16         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   5     15         KAOS FURY (9345)          
-WEIZEN 28499                  3   5     14         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-PERIWINKLE 47825              1   1     14         ON MY WALLS (8039)        
 RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           3   4     13         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-PRISONER R24 55832            1   1     13         DUNGEON CELL 65 (6538)    
-TORKINTIN 41970               1   0     13         PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER R23 55833            2   0     12         DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    
-LINUS 55304                   1   0  1  10         PEANUTS (9343)            
-SNOOPY 55306                  0   1      7         PEANUTS (9343)            
-JOKER 53698                   0   1      7         LUROCIANS T1208 (9066)    
-TANK 32423                    0   2      6         LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  
-CEMENT 47523                  0   2      6         LUROCIANS III (5473)      
-BOTHEMUS 48576                0   2      6         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RABBLE RAPPORT 55712    1  2 0 040908R 9428         MILLER 33716          240   
OPPS 11107              0  1 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE 1613 HIGH ELF              241  NONE
WHITE FEATHER 11105     0  1 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE 1613 WURM KIN              241  NONE
CHUBBY URIC 47788       9  3 1 COOL NAMES 17 8033   LULO & STITCH 36763   239   
URCHIN 35971            1  1 0 DARK TOADS 05U 5940  TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 239   
THUNDER 11081           0  1 0 DISPOSABLE HERO 1611 HIGH ELF              241  NONE
DRIS DRINGLE 52480      1  2 0 FATHER CHRISTMA 8839 GRAPE APE 34889       238   
FRANK BURKE 41558       5  5 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  6938 PRISONER 0484 49671   237  NOT REVENGED
PAWN OF FATE 11095      2  1 0 MONKS 1612           SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241  240   
LUCY 55305              1  1 0 PEANUTS 9343         FROZEN TWEETY 11104   240   
SWEET WILLOW 11065      3  2 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  SAM 15296             241   
DAME TOO 55876          0  1 0 TOONZ 6071           MOUNTAIN TROLL        241  NONE
WYLDBUFFALO 55849       0  1 0 WATCHERS! II 6622    BANDIT PRINCE         241  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Trip -- Who's after your guys?  We'll get 'em.  We'll show 'em!  Yeah! -- An Unknown
Admirer

     What will you show them? -- Ed., ever curious

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHITE FEATHER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WYLDBUFFALO was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
THUNDER was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OPPS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DAME TOO was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WRATH luckily beat TRENE OGRESTAFF in a 5 minute master's Challenge competition.
LULO & STITCH devastated THE MOOSEFISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
VLADIMIR LENUN was overcome by ONE-TRICK PONY in a 5 minute expert's Challenge fight.
OTHERWORLD won victory over ARCANE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
NO CIGAR vanquished PRISONER 0478 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
YUR DEAD! overpowered PRISONER 0484 in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
FREE BALLOON demolished DESMOND DOSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OLD NICK handily defeated UNGODLY FLEECE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LITTLEST TYRANT overpowered BEWYLDER OAKEN in a popular 2 minute mismatched conflict.
MANIC MOTTO savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome struggle.
PRISONER 0469 was overcome by SHARD OF STONE in a 5 minute master's bout.
UNCLE FRED! devastated GEEZER DOPE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNDEAD PIRATE subdued BRAIN MOLE in a 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
TOMATO ION overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SHOT GUN was overpowered by NANO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DUST BALL demolished JERICHO in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ETTERCAP was unbelievably bested by SNOW BIRD in a 2 minute master's fray.
TH savagely defeated PING PONG in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SAM savagely slew SWEET WILLOW in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by UNCLE FEISTY in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
GRAPE APE vanquished LEGATO CATTY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
DIRTY ZEALOT luckily beat CARRION CRAWLER in a action packed 3 minute competition.
CARLTON BARRETT was overpowered by DOWRY WRAITH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SKI BIRD IN RED was overpowered by IRON MAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HECTIC BELLY was savagely defeated by RELOK in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
PRISONER R14 was luckily beaten by BUCK ROGERS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
CROUTON TAIL vanquished FROZEN TWEETY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TWITTERY PERMIT demolished GNOME CATCHER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAN SUMMERTHIEF was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EVERETT POPE subdued ANGRYN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
PREFAB EFFIGY savagely defeated SMITTEN SIN in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
MOTEL LINEN vanquished HONORABLE THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANGIE was luckily beaten by GENERAL TSO in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
GEORGE MABRY savagely defeated RUMRUNNER JOE in a exciting 7 minute gruesome fight.
ECHO viciously subdued TURTLE HERDER in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
FRANCIS lost to LAVENDER CRAYON in a popular 4 minute conflict.
DEEPEST EXHALE was bested by EVIN WINDSISTER in a 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         STRIKING ATTACK  117 -  86 -  9      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  29 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         AIMED BLOW        57 -  58 -  2      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       63 -  66 -  4      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    69 -  77 -  3      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  25 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  34 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  22 -  0       8  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        6 -  7         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LULO & STITCH -28773        3   1  1  114 TOONZ (6071)
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               26  16  0  127 GOD (5780)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNCLE FRED! -25736          6   4  0   95 WATCHERS! II (6622)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE MOOSEFISH -12946       10   3  1   91 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
BASHING ATTACK   UNDEAD PIRATE 11088        11   7  1   89 DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
STRIKING ATTACK  OTHERWORLD -9789            6   2  1   71 KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VLADIMIR LENUN -13090.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRENE 
OGRESTAFF -19971, PREFAB EFFIGY -9812, PRISONER 0469 -15880, TH -23319, CARRION 
CRAWLER -22719, ECHO -24479, FRANCIS -15284, OLD NICK -14750, SWEET WILLOW 11065, and 
RELOK -12867.

The least popular fighter this week was HONORABLE THIEF 11074.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JAN SUMMERTHIEF -9721, GNOME CATCHER -9720, FROZEN TWEETY 
11104, SKI BIRD IN RED 11103, LEGATO CATTY -14484, JERICHO 27096, SHOT GUN 11069, 
GEEZER DOPE -17756, UNGODLY FLEECE -13192, and DESMOND DOSS -16764.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LITTLEST TYRANT (82--22527) THE NEPHEW