DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/03/2009    Duedate: 01/16/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 242

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LULO & STITCH
TOONZ (6071)
(82-36763) [4-1-1,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          LULO & STITCH
GOD (5780)                     TOONZ (6071)
(82-35095) [26-17-0,125]       (82-36763) [4-1-1,127]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 OTHERWORLD
KAOS (7662)                    KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434)
(82-45613) [10-20-0,78]        (82-55747) [6-3-1,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460)     51 
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (7019)   33 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
3. KELLUMBOS KIDS 07.2 (8515)    19    Unchartered Team
4. LUROCIAN REVOLUTIONS (5348)   19 
5. IT'S A PROMISE (7978)         18 LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)       4   0  0 100.   1/20*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    3  0 0
 2/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460)  4   0  0 100.   2- 1 040908D (9414)            3  0 0
 3- 4*NAME ME (9118)             2   0  0 100.   3- 9*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    3  5 1
 4/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515)  2   0  0 100.   4-10 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   3  7 0
 5/ 0*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)    2   0  0 100.   5-17*040908U (9431)            2  0 0
 6/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   1   0  0 100.   6- 3 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       2  0 0
 7- 8*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   0  0 100.   7-18*SMOKIN' (8833)            2  0 0
 8/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 20   4  2 83.3   8-22*011808R (9334)            2  0 0
 9-10*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)      5   1  0 83.3   9- 6*072507J (8439)            2  0 0
10-11 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)     9   2  1 81.8  10-13*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  0 0
11-12*072707BB (8599)            9   2  0 81.8  11- 7*BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      2  0 0
12-13*072507J (8439)             8   2  0 80.0  12-14 THE NEPHEW (7198)         2  0 0
13/23*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      4   1  1 80.0  13/25*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     2  1 1
14/16 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  11   3  1 78.6  14/ 4*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 2  1 0
15-15 040908D (9414)            14   4  0 77.8  15/19 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  2  1 0
16-19*040908F (9416)             6   2  0 75.0  16- 2*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     2  1 0
17-21*072707L (8583)             3   1  1 75.0  17/78 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      2  1 0
18/ 0*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)      3   1  1 75.0  18/ 5 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   3   1  0 75.0  19/77 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    2  1 0
20/17 BAG OF TRICKS (8038)      15   6  0 71.4  20/64*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   2  1 0
21-25*040908T (9430)             5   2  0 71.4  21/81 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     2  1 0
22/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    5   2  0 71.4  22/83 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    2  1 0
23-26 THE NEPHEW (7198)         19   8  0 70.4  23/86 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     2  1 0
24/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 11   5  1 68.8  24/ 8*TOONZ (6071)              2  4 0
25-27 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    16   8  1 66.7  25-56*011808M (9330)            1  0 1
26-28 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        8   4  0 66.7  26-32 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 1  0 1
27/18*KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  6   3  1 66.7  27/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  1  0 0
28-29*SMOKIN' (8833)             6   3  0 66.7  28/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  1  0 0
29/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473)  4   2  0 66.7  29/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     1  0 0
30/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)      2   1  0 66.7  30-12*NAME ME (9118)            1  0 0
31-32*SAMBO 2 (9074)             2   1  0 66.7  31-40*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  0 0
32/68*KAOS IV (9344)             2   1  0 66.7  32-11*011808B (9319)            1  0 0
33/70*SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)    2   1  0 66.7  33-61*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      1  0 0
34-33*VENETIAN II (8044)         2   1  0 66.7  34/ 0*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     1  0 0
35/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 16   9  2 64.0  35/ 0*NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     1  0 0
36-35 040707F (8150)             7   4  0 63.6  36/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 1  0 0
37-36 MONKS (1612)              10   6  2 62.5  37/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515) 1  0 0
38-37*120507H (8814)             5   3  0 62.5  38-65*072707L (8583)            1  0 0
39-38*HUNGRY HEROES (8107)       5   3  0 62.5  39-44*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 1  0 0
40/39 GOD (5780)                26  17  0 60.5  40-45 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 1  0 0
41-41 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)     9   6  0 60.0  41-46 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 1  0 0
42-43*072707Y (8596)             3   2  0 60.0  42-15*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  0 0
43-44*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  3   2  0 60.0  43/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  0 0
44/24*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)     3   2  0 60.0  44/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 1  0 0
45-45 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      10   7  0 58.8  45/ 0*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   1  0 0
46-46 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  7   5  1 58.3  46-54 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
47/48 LUROCIANS III (5473)      82  60  2 57.7  11/111 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
48-50*011808M (9330)             4   3  1 57.1  48/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 1  0 0
49-51*011808B (9319)             4   3  0 57.1  49/ 0*LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460) 1  0 0
50-52*072707W (8594)             4   3  0 57.1  50-55 FLOPS (4220)              1  0 0
51-53*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       4   3  0 57.1  51/33 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      1  1 1
52/55 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     22  17  1 56.4  52-73*120507H (8814)            1  1 0
53-54*011808P (9332)             5   4  1 55.6  53-16*011808P (9332)            1  1 0
54/63*OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     5   4  0 55.6  54/98*KAOS IV (9344)            1  1 0
55/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 91  78  5 53.8  55-58*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  1 0
56-56 BALLAD OF THE BLAD (7064) 28  24  0 53.8  56-23*040908F (9416)            1  1 0
57/60 BAD HABITS (8834)          7   6  0 53.8  57-24*040908T (9430)            1  1 0
58/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  7   6  0 53.8  58-21*SAMBO 2 (9074)            1  1 0
59-57 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   62  59  4 51.2  59-63 MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  1  1 0
60-58 FLOPS (4220)              10  10  0 50.0  60-76 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  1 0
61-59*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)     7   7  2 50.0  61-75 COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      1  1 0
62-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  5   5  1 50.0  62-26*072707BB (8599)           1  1 0
63/79 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       5   5  0 50.0  63-74*072707Y (8596)            1  1 0
64-62*040908U (9431)             4   4  1 50.0  64-66 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  1  1 0
65/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)   3   3  0 50.0  65-30 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     1  1 0
66-66*PEANUTS (9343)             2   2  1 50.0  66-68 WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  1 0
67-67*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   2   2  0 50.0  67/53*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    1  1 0
68/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784)  1   1  0 50.0  68-85*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     1  1 0
69-72 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     12  13  0 48.0  69-69 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   1  1 0
70-73 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    29  33  2 46.8  70/70*HANGING LOOSE (9016)      1  2 0
71/87*TOONZ (6071)               6   7  1 46.2  71/72 BAD HABITS (8834)         1  2 0
72-75 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  11  13  1 45.8  72/80 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     1  2 0
73-76 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  5   6  0 45.5  73/27 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     1  2 0
74/88 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     8  10  0 44.4  74/84*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       1  2 0
75/64*HANGING LOOSE (9016)       4   5  0 44.4  75/28 GOD (5780)                1  2 0
76-78*SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    4   5  0 44.4  76-87 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 1  2 0
77/65*BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)        3   4  1 42.9  77/67 KAOS (7662)               1  3 0
78/77 MONSTER MASH-B (7163)      8  11  1 42.1  78-88 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    1  3 0
79-85 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   36  50  1 41.9  79-89 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  7 0
80-86 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 23  32  3 41.8  80/90 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
81/84 KAOS (7662)               40  57  2 41.2  00/100*KAOS III (9346)           0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-89 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  35  4 40.7  82/91*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     0  2 0
83-91 WATCHERS! II (6622)        6   9  0 40.0  83-92*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  0  2 0
84-92*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)      2   3  0 40.0  84-79*072707W (8594)            0  2 0
85/90 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      8  13  0 38.1  85-82 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     0  2 0
86/93 LUROCIANS XVI (2295)       9  15  1 37.5  86/ 0*LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)  0  2 0
87-95*MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   3   5  0 37.5  87/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 0  1 0
88/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  3   5  0 37.5  88-57 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    0  1 0
89-96*DARK TOADS 04H (4395)      3   5  0 37.5  89-71 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    0  1 0
90-97 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     53  89  3 37.3  90-29*PEANUTS (9343)            0  1 0
91/99 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      7  12  1 36.8  91-99*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
92-98*011808R (9334)             4   7  2 36.4  92/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  0  1 0
07/107 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     5  10  0 33.3  93-59*040908R (9428)            0  1 0
94/ 0*NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)      2   4  0 33.3  94-60*VENETIAN II (8044)        0  1 0
02-102*040908R (9428)             1   2  0 33.3  95-62 040707F (8150)            0  1 0
04-104 MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)   3   7  0 30.0  96/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 0  1 0
06-106 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  12  1 29.4  07-107 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  1 0
00/100*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   5  0 28.6  98/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 0  1 0
05/105 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     5  13  1 27.8  99/ 0*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0  1 0
08-108 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  2   8  0 20.0  08-108 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
10-110*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   5  0  0.0  01-93*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   0  1 0
11/111*KAOS III (9346)            0   4  0  0.0  10/110*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
12/112*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      0   4  0  0.0  03-94*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  0  1 0
13-113*LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)    0   3  0  0.0  13-113*DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     0  1 0
05/ 0*LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)   0   2  0  0.0  05/ 0*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   0  1 0
14-114*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)   0   2  0  0.0  16-116 MONKS (1612)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, 040908D had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by OF WOLF & MAN 5!  Way to go OF 
WOLF & MAN 5!  OF WOLF & MAN 5 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got 
a 1-0-0 and wound up as 1st team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did IT'S A PROMISE really 
go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  JERSEY 
DEVILS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
17th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--BAG OF TRICKS got 0-1-0 
and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did DUNGEON CELL 96 really go up by 58?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  SUPERIOR HORSEYS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 20th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
MONSTER MASH-C really go up by 60?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  DUNGEON CELL 23 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 22nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did DUNGEON CELL 4 
really go up by 63?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  TOONZ dropped 16, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  LUROCIANS III had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 47th team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in LUROCIANS XVI again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KAOS IV really go up 
by 44?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  LUROCIANS TEM06 dropped 14, which I think's 
more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--MONSTER MASH-B got 0-1-0 and dropped 46.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  GOD dropped 47, which 
I think's more than all the other teams combined!  KAOS III had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 81st team!  MVP award for 
ME SWING?  LUROCIANS LOADED 3's proud of him after beating HALSEY and getting 51 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  FREE BALLOON got smashed by OLD NICK, and 
lost 11 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
WRATH knows this.  It was challenged by the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  LULO & STITCH stopped WRATH dead in its tracks!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  FLOPS was DWES EG's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what TOONZ's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from FLOPS, that's fer sher.  Like, is WRATH popular, or what?  
It was challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  It's got a 26-17-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  I hear BAG OF TRICKS sent ONE-TRICK PONY to the Dark Arena.  
What, is that like not well-lit, or what?  Hey, warriors get killed by other 
warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with 
ONE-TRICK PONY's 15-5-0, BAG OF TRICKS?  What a bummer deal for ECHO!  She just 
barely was getting hers "fighter feet" but got kill by YUR DEAD! of IT'S A PROMISE!  
Those're the breaks, I guess.  Ooh!  The suspense is killing me!  COOL NAMES 17 has 
like just one turn to Bloodfeud LULO & STITCH of TOONZ!  Will they do it???  What if 
they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LULO & STITCH 36763           4   1  1 127         TOONZ (6071)              

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  26  17    125         GOD (5780)                
-WARCHANT 42262                7   1    109         BALLAD OF THE BLADE (7064)
 THE MOOSEFISH 52590          11   3  1 104         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  
-TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        13  23  1 101         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 TAMEKA 33673                  7   6     97         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
-UNCLE FRED! 39800             6   4     95         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
 FOXXY LOVE 44024              8   6     92         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
 MARYIZZLE 40426               8   7  1  91         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
-MANIC MOTTO 51656             8   4     91         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
-TH 42217                      5   6     91         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          11   7  1  89         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
-DUST BALL 9852               10   9  1  88         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 SHARD OF STONE 45615         11   5     86         KAOS (7662)               
 BRADACK 46007                 7   1     83         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         10  20     78         KAOS (7662)               
 VLADIMIR LENUN 52446          5   6     75         BAD HABITS (8834)         
-SUPPERMAN 48250               5   3     74         HUNGRY HEROES (8107)      
 OTHERWORLD 55747              6   3  1  73         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
-SHOT GUN 11069                8  10  1  71         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-BESS 35303                    7   5  1  69         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)
-SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241          4   3  1  69         011808M (9330)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 0469 49656           9   6     66         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
 YUR DEAD! 47464               4   1  1  66         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
-GEEZER DOPE 47780            10   7     63         COOL NAMES 16 (8032)      
-PRISONER A75 53464            8   6  1  63         DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    
-ASHTRAY WIELDER 48492         7   4     63         040707F (8150)            
-PRISONER A85 53459            9   2  1  62         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
-7TH SAMURAI 54800             4   5     62         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
-NO CIGAR 52444                6   3     61         SMOKIN' (8833)            
-JERICHO 27096                 3   2     61         DARK TOADS 04H (4395)     
-ARCANE 42829                  7   7     60         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 GRAPE APE 34889               3   4  1  60         BRAIN FOOD 9 (5739)       
 ME SWING 27432                2   0     60         LUROCIANS LOADED 3 (4460) 
-UNCLE FEISTY 55652            6   2     59         040908F (9416)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD NICK 50786                5   5     59         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
-YO-YO POST-IT 50986           3   1  1  59         072707L (8583)            
 BRAIN MOLE 42826              8  11  1  58         MONSTER MASH-B (7163)     
-MILLER 33716                  5   5  1  58         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
-SNOW BIRD 11106               2   3     58         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         7  12  1  56         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 PRISONER 0478 49665           8  10     55         DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    
-DOWRY WRAITH 50172            6   2     55         072507J (8439)            
-LADDER LAGER 55642            7   2     54         040908D (9414)            
 ETTERCAP 42808                8  13     53         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
-IRON MAN 42475                4   0     51         BRAIN FOOD 40 (7100)      
 PRISONER R14 55069            5   5     50         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
 RELOK 52669                   5   4     50         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
 LA TOYA 50365                 4   2     50         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-5 (8473)
-DIRTY ZEALOT 51069            5   1     49         072707BB (8599)           
-OOPS SWEATER 55184            4   3     47         011808B (9319)            
 SMITTEN SIN 55312             2   1     47         KAOS IV (9344)            
 COBRA STARSHIP 45186          3   5     46         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
-CROUTON TAIL 55721            3   1     46         040908T (9430)            
 SAM 15296                     5   4  1  43         LUROCIANS XVI (2295)      
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         5   4  1  43         011808P (9332)            
-BUCK ROGERS 53730             3   0     43         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 LASHONDA 52076                3   1     42         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
-GLOWING SUNSET 11067          2   1  1  42         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
-DOVER SOLE 47852              2   1     42         VENETIAN II (8044)        
-SKI BIRD IN RED 11103         3   1  1  41         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
-ROBERT NETT 48793             3   2     41         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
 MADISON 50616                 2   0     40         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07.2 (8515)
 PRISONER 0484 49671           5  13  1  39         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-MOTEL LINEN 55260             3   4  1  39         011808R (9334)            
-DESMOND DOSS 48772            3   5     38         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
-PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           4   4  1  37         040908U (9431)            
 FREE BALLOON 53447            4   5     37         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
-PING PONG 9851                4   8     37         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 TANEESHA 52081                3   3     37         KELLUMBOS KIDS AB (8769)  
-EVERETT POPE 48783            3   7     36         MEDAL OF HONOR A8 (8204)  
-HECTIC BELLY 51043            4   3     35         072707W (8594)            
-UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          5   3     34         120507H (8814)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEGATO CATTY 51052            3   2     33         072707Y (8596)            
 KILLER KANDY 21783            3   2     33         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
 FRANCIS 50252                 2   1     33         SUPERIOR HORSEYS (8452)   
 DARNIKA 42016                 0   1     33         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-FROZEN TWEETY 11104           2   1  1  32         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
-CARLTON BARRETT 41738         6   3     31         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
-GENERAL TSO 53739             2   1     29         SAMBO 2 (9074)            
 GUESS 53713                   2   1     29         LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     
-YBIRA 37969                   2   8     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 ANGRYN 55322                  0   4     26         KAOS III (9346)           
-DUKE 53959                    2   0     25         NAME ME (9118)            
-CASSINA 42187                 1   9     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GNOME CATCHER 55816           3   8     21         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-LAVENDER CRAYON 55823         3   7     21         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-GEORGE MABRY 55440            2   2     20         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-SAMMY 53732                   1   1     20         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
-ANGIE 27066                   2   3     19         DARK TOADS 04B (4389)     
-JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         3   5     18         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
 HALSEY 52160                  1   1     18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HONORABLE THIEF 11074         3   4     17         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
 TRANLOZT 48588                2   0  1  17         LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     
-BIRD MAN 45258                2   0     17         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
-FRANK-N-STEIN 40806           0   3     17         LUROCIANS9 TEM06 (6811)   
-TURTLE HERDER 55822           3   7     16         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         1   1     16         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
-DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   5     15         KAOS FURY (9345)          
-RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           3   4     13         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-TORKINTIN 41970               1   0     13         PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 
 PRINCESS KE'ARA 52068         1   0     11         KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  
 PROTIST 41064                 1   0     10         LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   
 MONTY BUMS 55805              1   0      8         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 RATTLER 41076                 0   1      7         LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)  
-TANK 32423                    0   2      6         LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (5350)  
-BOTHEMUS 48576                0   2      6         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     
 SNAKE BITE 41079              0   1      5         LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RABBLE RAPPORT 55712    1  2 0 040908R 9428         MILLER 33716          240   
ONE-TRICK PONY 47819   15  6 0 BAG OF TRICKS 8038   DARK CHAMPION         242  NONE
CHUBBY URIC 47788       9  3 1 COOL NAMES 17 8033   LULO & STITCH 36763   239   
URCHIN 35971            1  1 0 DARK TOADS 05U 5940  TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 239   
DRIS DRINGLE 52480      1  2 0 FATHER CHRISTMA 8839 GRAPE APE 34889       238  NOT REVENGED
ECHO 41057              3  2 0 LUROCIANS TEM06 6856 YUR DEAD! 47464       242   
PAWN OF FATE 11095      2  1 0 MONKS 1612           SOAPBOX GRIPER 55241  240   
LUCY 55305              1  1 0 PEANUTS 9343         FROZEN TWEETY 11104   240   
SWEET WILLOW 11065      3  2 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  SAM 15296             241   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

"The several successive editions of "The Arts of the Middle Ages and Period of the
Renaissance" sufficiently testify to its appreciation by the public.  The object of
that work was to introduce the reader to a branch of learning to which access had
hitherto appeared only permitted to the scientific.  That attempt, which was a bold
one, succeeded too well not to induce us to push our researches further.  In fact,
art alone cannot acquaint us entirely with an epoch.  "The arts, considered in their
generality, are the true expressions of society.  They tell us its tastes, its ideas,
and its character."  We thus spoke in the preface to our first work, and we find
nothing to modify in this opinion.  Art must be the faithful expression of a society,
since it represents it by its works as it has created them--undeniable witnesses of
its spirit and manners for future generations.  But it must be acknowledged that art
is only the consequence of the ideas which it expresses; it is the fruit of
civilisation, not its origin.  To understand the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, it
is necessary to go back to the source of its art, and to know the life of our
fathers; these are two inseparable things, which entwine one another, and become
complete one by the other." -- Paul Lacroix from _Manners, Custom and Dress During
the Middle Ages and During the Renaissance Period_

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ONE-TRICK PONY was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 4 minute fight.
LULO & STITCH savagely defeated WRATH in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
VLADIMIR LENUN devastated GRAPE APE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
OLD NICK overpowered FREE BALLOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FOXXY LOVE was savagely defeated by THE MOOSEFISH in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
TAMEKA luckily beat BEWYLDER OAKEN in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
OTHERWORLD was unbelievably bested by BRADACK in a action packed 4 minute fight.
MARYIZZLE savagely defeated SHARD OF STONE in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
BRAIN MOLE was overpowered by PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by CARRION CRAWLER in a 1 minute conflict.
RELOK unbelievably bested TANEESHA in a 2 minute bloody bout.
PRISONER 0478 overcame SAM in a action packed 1 minute fight.
YUR DEAD! assassinated ECHO in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
COBRA STARSHIP was handily defeated by PRISONER R14 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ETTERCAP was unbelievably bested by SMITTEN SIN in a popular 2 minute brawl.
LA TOYA overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
ANGRYN was overpowered by LASHONDA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
KILLER KANDY was devastated by FRANCIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ME SWING won victory over HALSEY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SPITE lost to MADISON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
GUESS overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a slow 2 minute one-sided match.
TRANLOZT won victory over DARNIKA in a popular 3 minute novice vs. expert upset match.
SNAKE BITE was savagely defeated by MONTY BUMS in a 3 minute novice's melee.
RATTLER was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PROTIST handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRINCESS KE'ARA overpowered BOLIVIUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
MORTAR overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK  107 -  78 -  7      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  26 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       59 -  56 -  4      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    66 -  67 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        50 -  54 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  20 -  1      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  19 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  19 -  0      14  |

Turn 242 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LULO & STITCH -28773        4   1  1  127 TOONZ (6071)
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               26  17  0  125 GOD (5780)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE MOOSEFISH -12946       11   3  1  104 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)
WALL OF STEEL    TAMEKA -31863               7   6  0   97 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOXXY LOVE -21512           8   6  0   92 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390)
STRIKING ATTACK  OTHERWORLD -9789            6   3  1   73 KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OTHERWORLD -9789.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARNIKA 
-23520, MARYIZZLE -25110, MONTY BUMS -9731, BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923, TRANLOZT -16948, 
LULO & STITCH -28773, ETTERCAP -22728, CARRION CRAWLER -22719, OLD NICK -14750, and 
THE MOOSEFISH -12946.

The least popular fighter this week was WRATH -30441.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GUESS -11823, RATTLER -24460, KILLER KANDY 21783, COBRA STARSHIP 
-20350, ECHO -24479, BRAIN MOLE -22710, FOXXY LOVE -21512, GRAPE APE -30647, BOLIVIUS 
-16962, and ME SWING 27432.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ONE-TRICK PONY (82--17717) BAG OF TRICKS