DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2009    Duedate: 02/27/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 245

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WRATH
GOD (5780)
(82-35095) [28-18-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          DAYDREAM BELIEVER
GOD (5780)                     CLASSIC HITS (5112)
(82-35095) [28-18-0,139]       (82-31100) [4-0-0,212]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 TOMATO ION
KAOS (7662)                    040908D (9414)
(82-45613) [11-21-0,84]        (82-55638) [9-3-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASSIC HITS (5112)           166
2. 040908T (9430)                51    DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
3. ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)         47    Unchartered Team
4. STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)      47 
5. MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)        28    CLASSIC HITS (5112)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*CLASSIC HITS (5112)        4   0  0 100.   1/20*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    4  2 0
 2/ 5*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993)  2   0  1 100.   2/21 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   4  2 0
 3- 2*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   2   0  0 100.   3/ 5 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    3  0 0
 4- 4*RIVER RATS (9173)          1   0  1 100.   4/ 7 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    3  0 0
 5/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)      1   0  0 100.   5/14 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 3  0 0
 6/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)   1   0  0 100.   6/15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 3  0 0
 7/ 7 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    12   2  1 85.7   7/ 1 040908D (9414)            3  2 0
 8/ 8 072507J (8439)            10   2  0 83.3   8/16*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    3  2 0
 9/ 9 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   10   2  0 83.3   9/ 2*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    3  3 0
10/13*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    5   1  0 83.3  10/23 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 3  4 0
11-11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 21   5  2 80.8  11/33*011808R (9334)            2  0 1
12-12 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  12   3  1 80.0  12/26 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  2  0 1
13/10 040908D (9414)            17   6  0 73.9  13/27*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993) 2  0 1
14/15 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 14   5  1 73.7  14/31*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    2  0 0
15-14 LUROCIANS X (933)         16   6  1 72.7  15/40 072507J (8439)            2  0 0
16/20*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)  5   2  0 71.4  16/47 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   2  0 0
17/27*040908T (9430)             7   3  0 70.0  17/51*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         2  0 0
18/26*ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)     6   3  1 66.7  18/88*040908T (9430)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*072707Y (8596)             4   2  0 66.7  19/12 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      2  1 0
20-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515)  2   1  0 66.7  20/62 KAOS (7662)               2  1 0
21/33 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        9   5  0 64.3  21/64 GOD (5780)                2  1 0
22/32 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    17  10  1 63.0  22/61 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   2  3 2
23/17*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      5   3  1 62.5  23/18*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    2  3 0
24-29*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473)  5   3  0 62.5  24/17 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    2  3 0
25-30*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       5   3  0 62.5  25/22 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  2  6 0
26-31*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    5   3  0 62.5  26/68 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    2  9 0
27/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  8   5  1 61.5  27/24*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    2 10 0
28/34 GOD (5780)                28  18  0 60.9  28-25*RIVER RATS (9173)         1  0 1
29/18 120507H (8814)             6   4  0 60.0  29/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 1  0 1
30-36*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)      3   2  1 60.0  30/ 0 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 1  0 1
31-39 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 16  11  2 59.3  31- 3*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  1  0 0
32/38 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430)104  73  5 58.8  32- 4 OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  1  0 0
33-41 LUROCIANS III (5473)      83  60  2 58.0  33/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)     1  0 0
34/19*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   4   3  1 57.1  34/83*KAOS III (9346)           1  0 0
35-43*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)    4   3  0 57.1  35/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  1  0 0
36/59*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  4   3  0 57.1  36/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  1  0 0
37/42 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  78  59  8 56.9  37-53*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     1  0 0
38/40 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    10   8  0 55.6  38/ 0*072707Y (8596)            1  0 0
39/57*011808B (9319)             5   4  0 55.6  39/ 0 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    1  0 0
40/28*072707W (8594)             5   4  0 55.6  40/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 1  0 0
41/51 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     23  19  1 54.8  41/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 1  0 0
42/52 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    23  19  0 54.8  42-43*BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  0 0
43/48 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 94  78  5 54.7  43-58 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     1  0 0
44/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  6   5  2 54.5  44- 8 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     1  0 0
45/35 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  6   5  1 54.5  45-46 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    1  0 0
46-49 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212)  7   6  1 53.8  46/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
47/53 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   64  62  6 50.8  47/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
48/64 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  13  13  2 50.0  48- 9 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
49-55 MONKS (1612)              10  10  2 50.0  49/ 0*CLASSIC HITS (5112)       1  0 0
50/ 0 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  6   6  1 50.0  50-52 LUROCIANS X (933)         1  0 0
51/46 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       6   6  0 50.0  51/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)  1  0 0
52/47 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       6   6  0 50.0  52/86*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  1 0
53/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  6   6  0 50.0  53/79*011808B (9319)            1  1 0
54/44 040908U (9431)             5   5  1 50.0  54/32 120507H (8814)            1  1 0
55-56 011808P (9332)             5   5  1 50.0  55/87 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       1  1 0
56/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  5   5  0 50.0  56/29 040908U (9431)            1  1 0
57/85*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   3   3  0 50.0  57/82*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   1  1 0
58-60*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)   1   1  0 50.0  58/38 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  1  1 0
59/ 0*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   1  0 50.0  59/93*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 1  1 0
60/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   1   1  0 50.0  60/91*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 1  1 0
61-62*MEDAL OF HONOR F8 (9351)   1   1  0 50.0  61/39 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  1 0
62/ 6*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)    1   1  0 50.0  62/41*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   1  1 0
63/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)   1   1  0 50.0  63-13*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 1  1 0
64/54*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    12  13  2 48.0  64/ 6 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      1  1 0
65/ 0 ONE CHANCE (178)          11  12  1 47.8  65/36*072707W (8594)            1  1 0
66-65 PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   21  24  3 46.7  66/44 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
67/68 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    114 133  9 46.2  67-19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  1 0
68-69 SLAP SHOT (4036)          48  56  1 46.2  68/48*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611) 1  1 0
69/79*011808R (9334)             6   7  3 46.2  69/ 0 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     1  1 0
70/ 0 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       17  21  1 44.7  70-60 NEVERWAKE (4015)          1  1 0
71/90*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)     7   9  0 43.7  71/10*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  1  2 1
72/66 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  7   9  0 43.7  72/74 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    1  2 0
73/75 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   40  52  1 43.5  73/11*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     1  2 0
74/67 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    13  17  0 43.3  74/55 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  2 0
75/71 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    16  21  0 43.2  75/66 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
76/74 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    31  42  2 42.5  76/67 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 1 10 0
77-77 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)     8  11  0 42.1  77/69 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  5 0
78/80*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)     8  11  0 42.1  78-70 MONKS (1612)              0  4 0
79/78 KAOS (7662)               42  58  2 42.0  79/71 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
80/81 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 26  36  3 41.9  80/65 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 0  3 0
81-83 MONSTER MASH-E (7160)      9  13  0 40.9  81/ 0 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-84 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      8  12  1 40.0  82/89*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     0  2 0
83/ 0 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     6   9  0 40.0  83/75 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 0  2 0
84/72 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   4   6  0 40.0  84/96*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 0  2 0
85/25*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)     2   3  0 40.0  85/95*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 0  2 0
86-86*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     2   3  0 40.0  86-63 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 0  2 0
87-87 NEVERWAKE (4015)          28  43  2 39.4  87/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   0  1 0
88/88 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  40  4 37.5  88/ 0*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  1 0
89/97*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          3   5  0 37.5  89-84*MEDAL OF HONOR F8 (9351)  0  1 0
90/ 0 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     53  90  3 37.1  90-85*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  1 0
91/82*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)     9  17  2 34.6  91-80 011808P (9332)            0  1 0
92-91*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  3   6  0 33.3  92-73*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 0  1 0
93-93*KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784)  1   2  0 33.3  93/ 0*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
94/ 0*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)    1   2  0 33.3  94-81*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  0  1 0
95/61*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)      1   2  0 33.3  95-90*ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   0  1 0
96/63*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   2  0 33.3  96-56 DUNGEON CELL 96 (8342)    0  1 0
97-95 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     5  11  0 31.2  97-54*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     0  1 0
98/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  13  1 27.8  98/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469) 0  1 0
99/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  3   8  0 27.3  99-57*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515) 0  1 0
00-98 ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)     5  14  0 26.3  00-76*KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0  1 0
01/94*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611)  1   3  0 25.0  01/ 0 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     0  1 0
02/99 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     5  16  1 23.8  02-94*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)  0  1 0
03/ 0 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     10  35  0 22.2  03/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  1 0
01/101*KAOS III (9346)            1   4  0 20.0  04-72*LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)  0  1 0
00-100*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      1   4  0 20.0  05-98 ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 0  1 0
06/ 0*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   6  0  0.0  06-99*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    0  1 0
02-102*LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)   0   3  0  0.0  07-59 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    0  1 0
04/104*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011)  0   2  0  0.0  03-103 SLAP SHOT (4036)          0  1 0
03-103*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  0   1  0  0.0  09-77*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   0  1 0
10/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469)  0   1  0  0.0  04-104 PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   0  1 0
05-105*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)   0   1  0  0.0  11/ 0 ONE CHANCE (178)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Take a look at SACS DE SABLE 7's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and 
gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is STRANGE MISSIONS, who swept up 19 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at DISPOSABLE HEROES 2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is 011808R, who swept up 22 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
MEDAL OF HONOR IV's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 14 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-5, who swept up 14 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ORISH 
ASSASSINS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
072507J, who swept up 25 places in the ranks.  Take a look at YOUR IMAGINATION's act, 
as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 31 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NUMBERS 10, who 
swept up 34 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 040908T's act, as they have a 2-0-0 
week and gain 70 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is KAOS, who swept up 42 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at GOD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 43 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is DISPOSABLE HEROES, who swept up 39 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
CROSSED THIEVES' act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 42 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is KAOS III, who swept up 49 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR H9's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 34 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 011808B, who swept 
up 26 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 32nd to 
54th place were the 120507H.  Keep trying!  Take a look at COOL NAMES 4's act, as 
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 32 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is 
steady in the lists.  But to 040908U, which fell to 56th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is CHARTMASTES 1969, who swept up 25 places in the ranks.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  MEDAL OF HONOR A4 may fall on you 
as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 58th spot.  Take a look at MEDAL 
OF HONOR A10's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 34 places in the team ranking. 
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LOST 
IN FONZLATION, who swept up 31 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record 
and dropping from 39th to 61st place were the NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Keep trying!  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to SUPERIOR HORSES', which fell to 62nd, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record 
and dropping from 6th to 64th place were the JERSEY DEVILS.  Keep trying!  What goes 
up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  072707W may fall on you as it crushes past 
the teams below it to fall on the 65th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 44th to 66th place were the TONGUE N CHEEK.  Keep trying!  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to NEW PHILANTHROPISTS, which fell to 68th, it's 
what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and 
dropping from 10th to 71st place were the KELLUMBOS KIDS AC.  Keep trying!  What goes 
up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  IT'S A PROMISE may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 73rd spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the 
lists.  But to DUNGEON CELL 94, which fell to 74th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 65th to 
80th place were the KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44.  Keep trying!  Take a look at PHILANTHROPISTS 
18's act, as they have a 0-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for DAYDREAM BELIEVER, who flew up 166 points in the rankings 
after mashing RIRIRON MOTHER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some 
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BEWYLDER OAKEN was subdued by MANIC 
MOTTO and drops 13 points.  Unlike most arenas, TOMATO ION managed to get hers 
challenge off against the 27-18-0 WRATH.  It's a proud day for the GOD stable, as 
their warrior, WRATH, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never 
force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid 040908D, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that many 
liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 44 beats feet every time 040908D smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, WRATH would be president.  Although it may be a 
contest it doesn't want to win.  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just 
saying FOXXY LOVE will do.  She challenged 23 points down to trash YUR DEAD!.  
Definition of petty:  FOXXY LOVE beat YUR DEAD!, a mismatch of 23 points.  DARNIKA of 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 had better have a good reason for challenging down 15 points in 
a challenge which she won.  I thought DARNIKA showed great skill and promise when she 
defeated PRISONER 0484.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  SHOT GUN II: 
THE REMATCH.  Yes, and another newbie bites the dust as BONUSED? goes down under the 
sword of TARTAR SAUCE!.  Thanks to this, TARTAR SAUCE! now has 66 recognition points. 
Big man!  MOTEL LINEN kills PRAIRIE GOAT.  Who ya gonna  fight next, MOTEL 
LINEN--Minnie Mouse?  I hope SPREAD THE DISEASE has a good enough fighter to beat the 
snot out of MOTEL LINEN.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is 
a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and 
I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, 
I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  28  18    139         GOD (5780)                

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAYDREAM BELIEVER 31100       4   0    212         CLASSIC HITS (5112)       
 UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          14   7  1 112         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
-THE MOOSEFISH 52590          12   3  1 112         OUR CHISTMAS TREE (8859)  
 PRISONER A85 53459           12   2  1 108         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
 WINNER 1042                  11  12  1 108         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 FOXXY LOVE 44024             11   6    105         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
 DUST BALL 9852               12  10  1 104         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 TH 42217                      6   6    102         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)
 FIGMENT 38467                10   2    101         YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   
 TOMATO ION 55638              9   3    101         040908D (9414)            
 TAMEKA 33673                  7   9    100         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
 SHARD OF STONE 45615         12   5     98         KAOS (7662)               
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             9   5     98         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        13  24  1  92         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 BESS 35303                    8   5  1  92         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               13   4     89         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
-BRADACK 46007                 8   2     88         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         11  21     84         KAOS (7662)               
 MILLER 33716                  6   5  2  82         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
 HAZE 49272                   11  10     81         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
-MARYIZZLE 40426               8   9  1  80         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 PRISONER 1371 50451          11   3     79         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
-RISING POWER 37477            5  14     79         ROOKIE ARMADA 7 (6213)    
 PRISONER 0469 49656          10   8     78         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
-BISCUIT 37204                17  18  1  76         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 YUR DEAD! 47464               5   3  1  73         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 SKULLBUSTER 54109             6   3  1  72         ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    
 MALCONTENT 28143              6   1     71         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 DOWRY WRAITH 50172            8   2     70         072507J (8439)            
 SNOW BIRD 11106               3   5     70         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ETTERCAP 42808                9  13     66         MONSTER MASH-E (7160)     
-RIFF RAFF 37476               7   6  1  66         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II (6212) 
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           6   6  1  66         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 OLD NICK 50786                6   6     66         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            4   2     66         040908T (9430)            
 BABEL 46069                   6   1     65         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-CARRION CRAWLER 42817         8  12  1  63         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          5   1     63         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 TROUE BIDE 46080              6   4     62         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 OTHERWORLD 55747              6   5  1  59         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 DARNIKA 42016                 3   1     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOTEL LINEN 55260             5   4  2  55         011808R (9334)            
 MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           5   3     54         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          3   6  1  54         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 LADDER LAGER 55642            8   3     53         040908D (9414)            
 HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            5   5     53         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)
 FATHER WILLIAM 9628           4  14  1  52         SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 
 ROBERT NETT 48793             4   3     52         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
 FREE BALLOON 53447            6   6     51         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 DIZZY 54125                   5   1     50         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            4   6     50         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         8   3  1  49         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
-LA TOYA 50365                 5   3     49         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-5 (8473)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANVIL 37202                   6  10     48         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643         5   2     47         LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 
 LASHONDA 52076                4   3  1  47         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          3   6     47         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
 FLOYD 101 53144               1   0     47         ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)     
 BLACK ANGEL 46442             1   0     47         STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  
 YBIRA 37969                   3   8     45         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            5   4     44         011808B (9319)            
 PRISONER 0484 49671           5  16  1  42         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-SKI BIRD IN RED 11103         3   2  1  42         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
-BUBBA 6626                    7   2  1  41         LUROCIANS X (933)         
-MADISON 50616                 2   1     41         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07.2 (8515)
-PRISONER R14 55069            5   6     39         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
 HECTIC BELLY 51043            5   4     39         072707W (8594)            
 ANGRYN 55322                  1   4     39         KAOS III (9346)           
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          6   4     38         120507H (8814)            
-ECHO 4 47180                  4   3     38         ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   
 RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          4   1     38         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           5   5  1  37         040908U (9431)            
 THRYNDEL 34679                4   7     37         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 FROZEN TWEETY 11104           3   3  1  37         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 LOVABLE FUMES 55719           2   1     37         040908T (9430)            
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            4   2     36         072707Y (8596)            
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           5   9     35         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLAG 36179                    5   7     32         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 MALICIOUSMISCHIEF 28149       4   4     32         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         3   2  2  32         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        1   1     32         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         5   5  1  31         011808P (9332)            
 SAXEK 52697                   1   2     31         OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   
-JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         4   6     29         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
 2201 17794                    3   5     29         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            3   3     28         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           3   2     25         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
 CASSINA 42187                 1  10     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF ORDER 52469            2   1     23         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
-LE VIEUR BOUC 52465           4   1     22         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
 DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   6     22         KAOS FURY (9345)          
 RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           4   6     21         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-PRINCESS KE'ARA 52068         2   0     20         KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  
-PUSHOVER 53497                1   1     20         DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  
-GROBA TUNNELTHIEF 9592        1   1     20         ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  
 PAINT 50230                   1   1     20         SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   
-HALSEY 52160                  1   2     19         KELLUMBO'S KIDS AJ (8784) 
-HONORABLE THIEF 11074         3   5     18         SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     
 VAINGOR 41859                 2   0  1  18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6993)
-KRAUT 54427                   1   0  1  18         RIVER RATS (9173)         
 BRAIN TROOPER 46087           1   1     18         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
 VESKELRAK 41117               1   1     17         NEW PHILANTHROPISTS (6611)
 PROPANE EXPLOSION 54768       1   2     17         WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     
-ZOBOIBY 52706                 1   1     17         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
 GADRIEN 34669                 3   7     16         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 AHENO BARBUS 52173            1   2     15         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 LA MAIN LOURDE 46089          1   1     14         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
 CARADOC 41976                 0   2     14         PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 
-TRANLOZT 48588                2   1  1   8         LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     
 WEALTH 54409                  0   1      7         I WANT IT! (9170)         
 BILLIONAIRE 5427              1   0      6         SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)  
-SNAKE BITE 41079              0   2      6         LUROCIANS13 TEM06 (6860)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESSAR 50341                  0   1      5         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8469)
-1110141591015 31030           0   1      2         PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   
-GRUNT 1 55355                 0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
-SOLDIER 3 41611               0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DINNER 55925            0  1 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE 1613 HIGH ELF              245  NONE
HOTTUB VULTURE 55912    0  1 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE 1613 SHEWISH GIANT         245  NONE
DEAD THIEF 55923        0  1 0 CROSSED THIEVES 1431 MOUNTAIN TROLL        245  NONE
ROJO 40883              1  1 0 DARK TOADS JAN8 6825 CARLTON BARRETT 41738 244   
ORC BERSERKER 55918     0  1 0 DISPOSABLE HEROE 621 SHEWISH GIANT         245  NONE
PRISONER 0478 49665     8 11 0 DUNGEON CELL 96 8342 LASHONDA 52076        243   
DEAD DWARF 55928        0  1 0 ECCENTRIC DWARV 1429 WURM KIN              245  NONE
ORC 9591                2  2 0 ECCENTRIC DWARV 1429 MOUNTAIN TROLL        245  NONE
ECHO 41057              3  2 0 LUROCIANS TEM06 6856 YUR DEAD! 47464       242   
MARTIN MAY 55344        1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9351 KRAUT 54427           244   
TORKINTIN 41970         1  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 7010 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812 245   
BONUSED? 46074          4  3 2 SACS DE SABLE 2 7726 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031   245   
GRAND PAS 55787         0  1 0 SACS DE SABLE 7 7731 VAINGOR 41859         244   
SHOT GUN 11069          8 12 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  MILLER 33716          245   
SWEET WILLOW 11065      3  2 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  SAM 15296             241  NOT REVENGED
NO MANE JOE 55908       0  1 0 SPREAD THE DISE 1430 BANDIT PRINCE         245  NONE
PRAIRIE GOAT 9624       2  2 0 SPREAD THE DISE 1430 MOTEL LINEN 55260     245   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Listen, you guys, a joke's a joke, but I really need my skis back before the season
ends.  I've got stuff to do.  Just leave them in the arena office and no questions
will be asked. -- Debby Tonte

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ORC was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORC BERSERKER was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DINNER was slain by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD DWARF was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD THIEF was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
HOTTUB VULTURE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
NO MANE JOE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
TOMATO ION was unbelievably bested by WRATH in a 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
SKULLBUSTER vanquished FREE BALLOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FOXXY LOVE vanquished YUR DEAD! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FIGMENT overpowered HAZE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
OLD NICK was outlasted by PRISONER 1371 in a 7 minute Challenge match.
OTHERWORLD was bested by DOWRY WRAITH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DARNIKA viciously subdued PRISONER 0484 in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
DIZZY beat DESMOND DOSS in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
BAAA MEANS NOOO handily defeated UNGODLY FLEECE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PROPANE EXPLOSION lost to RUMRUNNER JOE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
VAINGOR bested BRAIN TROOPER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
TH bested PRISONER 0469 in a exciting 5 minute veteran's fight.
TRENE OGRESTAFF was overpowered by PRISONER A85 in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEWYLDER OAKEN was handily defeated by MANIC MOTTO in a 1 minute competition.
TAMEKA was luckily beaten by SHARD OF STONE in a popular 6 minute veteran's duel.
UNDEAD PIRATE vanquished WINNER in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
DUST BALL savagely defeated MALCONTENT in a action packed 2 minute veteran's fight.
BESS defeated GODSMACK in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
SHOT GUN was murdered by MILLER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SNOW BIRD was viciously subdued by PRISONER A74 in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
BABEL unbelievably bested FATHER WILLIAM in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's duel.
TROUE BIDE was vanquished by CROUTON TAIL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LADDER LAGER was savagely defeated by PERCE POITRAIL in a popular 2 minute gory match.
LASHONDA was overpowered by PRISONER R02 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARLTON BARRETT demolished FROZEN TWEETY in a 1 minute uneven contest.
HECTIC BELLY was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RIRIRON MOTHER was demolished by DAYDREAM BELIEVER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OOPS SWEATER overcame MALICIOUSMISCHIEF in a 2 minute fight.
PREFAB EFFIGY was subdued by YBIRA in a 1 minute match.
BONUSED? was easily killed by TARTAR SAUCE! in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
MOTEL LINEN viciously butchered PRAIRIE GOAT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
VINDICTIVE CUR was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HIPPO in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
MIDNIGHT TIDE vanquished LA MAIN LOURDE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
THRYNDEL vanquished AHENO BARBUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CASSINA was bested by GEORGE MABRY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
LEGATO CATTY overcame VESKELRAK in a 2 minute conflict.
ANGRYN savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute brutal match.
GNOME CATCHER savagely defeated PAINT in a 1 minute gory duel.
DEEPEST EXHALE was savagely defeated by HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a popular 5 minute fray.
CARADOC lost to OUT OF ORDER in a 2 minute match.
TORKINTIN was murdered by EVIN WINDSISTER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
SAXEK was demolished by LOVABLE FUMES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GADRIEN was viciously subdued by 2201 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal contest.
FLOYD 101 devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DESSAR was bested by BILLIONAIRE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's fight.
BLACK ANGEL demolished WEALTH in a 1 minute mismatched contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         STRIKING ATTACK   93 -  81 -  9      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  23 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  47 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         LUNGING ATTACK    77 -  78 -  3      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  24 -  1      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         AIMED BLOW        45 -  49 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  29 -  2      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  12 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  15 -  0      25  |

Turn 245 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               28  18  0  139 GOD (5780)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DAYDREAM BELIEVER 31100     4   0  0  212 CLASSIC HITS (5112)
BASHING ATTACK   UNDEAD PIRATE 11088        14   7  1  112 DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
STRIKING ATTACK  PRISONER A85 -12077        12   2  1  108 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
LUNGING ATTACK   FOXXY LOVE -21512          11   6  0  105 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIGMENT -27069             10   2  0  101 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            13   4  0   89 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894          8   3  0   53 040908D (9414)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TOMATO ION -9898.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRISONER 
0469 -15880, TH -23319, TAMEKA -31863, PRISONER A74 -12071, PERCE POITRAIL -19438, 
DEEPEST EXHALE -10221, 2201 17794, DUST BALL 9852, BESS -30233, and FATHER WILLIAM 
9628.

The least popular fighter this week was WEALTH -11127.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SAXEK -12839, TORKINTIN -23566, PAINT -15306, AHENO BARBUS -13363, LA 
MAIN LOURDE -19447, PRAIRIE GOAT 9624, HECTIC BELLY -14493, FROZEN TWEETY 11104, 
TROUE BIDE -19456, and SHOT GUN 11069.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DAYDREAM BELIEVER (82-31100) CLASSIC HITS