DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/28/2009    Duedate: 03/13/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 246

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WRATH
GOD (5780)
(82-35095) [29-18-0,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          POSITION IS EMPTY
GOD (5780)                     
(82-35095) [29-18-0,145]       

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 MANIC MOTTO
KAOS (7662)                    COOL NAMES 4 (8708)
(82-45613) [12-21-0,88]        (82-51656) [9-6-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)        27 
2. ANCIENT LORDS (7661)          22    DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
3. ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)        21    Unchartered Team
4. SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)        21 
5. DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)        19    ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 5*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)      2   0  0 100.   1/ 1*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    6  2 0
 2/ 0*TRAVEL 3 (9167)            1   0  0 100.   2/ 8*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    4  2 0
 3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   1   0  0 100.   3/ 9*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    4  4 0
 4- 6*SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)   1   0  0 100.   4/12 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  3  0 1
 5/ 7 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    13   2  1 86.7   5/ 3 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    3  0 0
 6/ 9 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   11   2  0 84.6   6/14 ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    3  0 0
 7-11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 21   5  2 80.8   7/16 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   3  0 0
 8/ 8 072507J (8439)            10   3  0 76.9   8/20 KAOS (7662)               3  1 0
 9/16*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)  6   2  0 75.0   9/22 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   3  2 2
10-14 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 14   5  1 73.7  10/ 7 040908D (9414)            3  3 0
11/13 040908D (9414)            18   7  0 72.0  11/ 2 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   3  3 0
12/10*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    5   2  0 71.4  12/24 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    3  4 0
13/19*072707Y (8596)             5   2  0 71.4  13-11*011808R (9334)            2  0 1
14/18 ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)     7   3  1 70.0  14/33*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)     2  0 0
15/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  6   3  0 66.7  15/38*072707Y (8596)            2  0 0
16-34*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   4   2  1 66.7  16/36*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  2  0 0
17/ 2*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993)  2   1  1 66.7  17- 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 2  0 0
18/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   2   1  0 66.7  18- 6 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/63*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)   2   1  0 66.7  19-17*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         2  0 0
20/22 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    18  10  1 64.3  20/13*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993) 2  1 1
21/17 040908T (9430)             7   4  0 63.6  21/54 120507H (8814)            2  1 0
22/29 120507H (8814)             7   4  0 63.6  22/72 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    2  1 0
23-24*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473)  5   3  0 62.5  23/52*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  2  1 0
24/36*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  5   3  0 62.5  24/60*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 2  1 0
25/28 GOD (5780)                29  18  0 61.7  25/58 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  2  1 0
26-27 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  8   5  1 61.5  26/59*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  1 0
27/21 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        9   6  0 60.0  27/15 072507J (8439)            2  1 0
28-31 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 16  11  2 59.3  28/ 4 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    2  1 0
29-32 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430)104  73  5 58.8  29/21 GOD (5780)                2  1 0
30/38 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    11   8  0 57.9  30/10 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 2  1 0
31/57*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   4   3  0 57.1  31/18 040908T (9430)            2  2 0
32-37 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  78  59  8 56.9  32/49*CLASSIC HITS (5112)       2  4 1
33/23*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      5   4  1 55.6  33/81 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       2  4 0
34/ 1*CLASSIC HITS (5112)        5   4  1 55.6  34-26 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    2  4 0
35-43 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 94  78  5 54.7  35/23*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    2  5 0
36-44 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  6   5  2 54.5  36/ 0 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      1  0 1
37-45 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  6   5  1 54.5  37-29 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 1  0 1
38/41 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     23  20  1 53.5  38/ 0*120507F (8812)            1  0 0
39/42 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    23  20  0 53.5  39/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
40/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  37  33  4 52.9  40/ 0*TRAVEL 3 (9167)           1  0 0
41/48 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  14  13  2 51.9  41-39 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    1  0 0
42/47 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   65  63  6 50.8  42-40 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 1  0 0
43-49 MONKS (1612)              10  10  2 50.0  43-63*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 1  0 0
44/71*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)     9   9  0 50.0  44-41 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 1  0 0
45-52 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       6   6  0 50.0  45-67 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  0 0
46-53 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  6   6  0 50.0  46-46 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
47-55 011808P (9332)             5   5  1 50.0  47-47 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
48/39 011808B (9319)             5   5  0 50.0  48-51*SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)  1  0 0
49/40 072707W (8594)             5   5  0 50.0  49/28*RIVER RATS (9173)         1  1 1
50-56 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  5   5  0 50.0  50/30 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 1  1 1
51/ 0*120507F (8812)             2   2  0 50.0  51/34*KAOS III (9346)           1  1 0
52/ 4*RIVER RATS (9173)          1   1  1 50.0  52/35*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  1  1 0
53-59*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   1  0 50.0  53-61 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  1 0
54-58*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)   1   1  0 50.0  01/101 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     1  1 0
55-61*MEDAL OF HONOR F8 (9351)   1   1  0 50.0  55-66 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
56-62*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)    1   1  0 50.0  56-69 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     1  1 0
57/64*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    13  14  2 48.1  57/56 040908U (9431)            1  2 0
58-66 PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   21  24  3 46.7  58/57*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   1  2 0
59/70 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       19  22  1 46.3  59/53 011808B (9319)            1  2 0
60-67 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    114 133  9 46.2  60/19 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      1  2 0
61-69*011808R (9334)             6   7  3 46.2  61/55 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       1  2 0
62/50 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  6   7  1 46.2  62/74 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    1  2 0
63/51 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       6   7  0 46.2  63/79 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
64/65 ONE CHANCE (178)          11  13  1 45.8  64/65 072707W (8594)            1  2 0
65/54 040908U (9431)             5   6  1 45.5  65/84*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 1  2 0
66/84 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   5   6  0 45.5  66/68*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611) 1  2 0
67/78*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)     9  11  0 45.0  67/75 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
68/74 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    14  18  0 43.7  68/27*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    1  8 0
69-72 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  7   9  0 43.7  69-76 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 0  6 0
70-75 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    16  21  0 43.2  70-25 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  0  4 0
71/79 KAOS (7662)               44  58  2 43.1  71/82*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     0  3 0
72/ 0 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      67  89  3 42.9  72/73*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     0  3 0
73/73 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   40  54  1 42.6  73/87*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   0  2 0
74-76 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    31  42  2 42.5  74-85*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 0  2 0
75/80 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 26  37  3 41.3  75-80 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 0  2 0
76-83 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     6   9  0 40.0  76-77 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  2 0
77-86*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)     2   3  0 40.0  11/111 ONE CHANCE (178)          0  2 0
78/90 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     54  90  3 37.5  78-83 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 0  1 0
79-88 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  40  4 37.5  79-94*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  0  1 0
80-89*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          3   5  0 37.5  80/ 0*THIEVES DEN (9181)        0  1 0
81/91*AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    10  18  2 35.7  81-89*MEDAL OF HONOR F8 (9351)  0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/60*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   1   2  0 33.3  82-90*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  1 0
83-96*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   2  0 33.3  83/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
08/108*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011)  1   2  0 33.3  84-91 011808P (9332)            0  1 0
85/85*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)     2   5  0 28.6  85-71*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  0  1 0
86-98 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  13  1 27.8  86-93*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
02/102 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     6  16  1 27.3  87-88*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  1 0
88-99 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  3   8  0 27.3  88/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
89/95*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)      1   3  0 25.0  89-62*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   0  1 0
90/94*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)    1   3  0 25.0  90-98*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469) 0  1 0
91/ 0 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     30  98  1 23.4  91-64 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      0  1 0
03-103 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     10  35  0 22.2  03-103 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  1 0
01/101*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611)  1   4  0 20.0  93/ 0 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  1 0
04/104*KAOS III (9346)            1   5  0 16.7  94/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 0  1 0
95/ 0*THIEVES DEN (9181)         1   6  0 14.3  06-106*DARK TOADS JAN8 (6825)    0  1 0
06-106*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   6  0  0.0  96-86 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 0  1 0
09-109*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  0   1  0  0.0  97/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  0  1 0
98/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   0   1  0  0.0  10-110 PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   0  1 0
10-110*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469)  0   1  0  0.0  99-78 MONKS (1612)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is KAOS, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DISPOSABLE 
HEROES' act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 13 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is SACS 
DE SABLE 3, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ROOKIE PINK 61's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 072707Y, who swept 
up 23 places in the ranks.  Take a look at STONED ROOKIES 16's act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 20 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 120507H, who swept up 33 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at DUNGEON CELL A7's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 50 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR H9, who swept up 29 places in the ranks.  Take 
a look at LOST IN FONZLATION's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 36 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is MEDAL OF HONOR A4, who swept up 33 places in the ranks.  Take a look 
at MEDAL OF HONOR A10's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 33 places in the team 
ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 15th to 27th place were 
the 072507J.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DUNGEON 
CELL 75, which fell to 28th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  
What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 may fall on 
you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 30th spot.  Suffering under 
a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 18th to 31st place were the 040908T.  Keep trying!  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
CLASSIC HITS, who swept up 17 places in the ranks.  Take a look at WASTED YOUTH's 
act, as they have a 2-1-0 week and gain 48 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned 
team is steady in the lists.  But to SACS DE SABLE 5, which fell to 35th, it's what 
you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  RIVER RATS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on 
the 49th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 30th to 50th place 
were the PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch 
out DWES EG!  KAOS III may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall 
on the 51st spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to MEDAL OF HONOR F5, 
which fell to 52nd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in 
the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DISTANT BREEZE, 
who swept up 47 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping 
from 19th to 60th place were the HANGING LOOSE.  Keep trying!  Take a look at DUNGEON 
CELL 94's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
DUNGEON CELL 97, who swept up 16 places in the ranks.  Take a look at PHILANTHROPISTS 
18's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  AVIAN AVALANCHE may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 68th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WE'RE ON FIRE!, who swept up 11 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at OF WOLF & MAN 10's act, as they have a 0-1-0 
week and gain 14 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ONE CHANCE, who swept up 34 places in the 
ranks.  Hey everybody, watch out for FROZEN TWEETY, who flew up 26 points in the 
rankings after mashing PRISONER R02 like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was PRISONER 1371, who dropped 13 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with SKULLBUSTER.  Drawing on all of his 
experience as a 11-12-1 warrior, WINNER went for the Duelmastership against WRATH 
this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was ONE 
CHANCE's WINNER, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by WRATH.  An apple a 
day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid CLASSIC HITS, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause STRANGE MISSIONS beats feet every time CLASSIC HITS 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
PRISONER 0469, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  ROBERT NETT of MEDAL OF 
HONOR A10 had better have a good reason for challenging down 13 points in a challenge 
which he won.  I thought ROBERT NETT showed great skill and promise when he defeated 
HECTIC BELLY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  DAYDREAM BELIEVER defied all 
odds and slew STONE GOLEM in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the 
buzzards, as STONE GOLEM's meat is notoriously tough.  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  29  18    145         GOD (5780)                

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMATO ION 55638             10   3    116         040908D (9414)            
 FIGMENT 38467                11   2    112         YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   
 PRISONER A85 53459           13   2  1 110         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
 WINNER 1042                  11  13  1 109         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 SHARD OF STONE 45615         13   5    106         KAOS (7662)               
-FOXXY LOVE 44024             11   6    105         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
-TH 42217                      6   6    102         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        14  24  1 100         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
-TAMEKA 33673                  7   9    100         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
 UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          14   8  1  99         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             9   6     98         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
 DUST BALL 9852               12  11  1  94         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 SKULLBUSTER 54109             7   3  1  93         ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    
-BESS 35303                    8   5  1  92         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GODSMACK 48417               13   4     89         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         12  21     88         KAOS (7662)               
-BRADACK 46007                 8   2     88         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 RON TITAN 44387              12  26     86         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 MALCONTENT 28143              7   1     83         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-MILLER 33716                  6   5  2  82         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0469 49656          11   8     81         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
-HAZE 49272                   11  10     81         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
-MARYIZZLE 40426               8   9  1  80         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          6   1     74         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 YUR DEAD! 47464               5   4  1  74         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 SNOW BIRD 11106               3   6     71         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 1371 50451          11   4     66         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
 DOWRY WRAITH 50172            8   3     66         072507J (8439)            
-OLD NICK 50786                6   6     66         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
-CROUTON TAIL 55721            4   2     66         040908T (9430)            
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           6   7  1  65         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
-BABEL 46069                   6   1     65         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 BLACK ANGEL 46442             2   0     64         STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  
 FROZEN TWEETY 11104           4   3  1  63         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
-TROUE BIDE 46080              6   4     62         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 OISIN 46021                   6   3     60         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
-OTHERWORLD 55747              6   5  1  59         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          4   6  1  58         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-DARNIKA 42016                 3   1     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
 FLOYD 101 53144               2   0     58         ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         9   3  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643         6   2     56         LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            5   6     56         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 ROBERT NETT 48793             5   3     56         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
-MOTEL LINEN 55260             5   4  2  55         011808R (9334)            
 LADDER LAGER 55642            8   4     54         040908D (9414)            
-MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           5   3     54         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
-HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            5   5     53         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)
-FATHER WILLIAM 9628           4  14  1  52         SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 
-LA TOYA 50365                 5   3     49         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-5 (8473)
 RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          5   1     47         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-LASHONDA 52076                4   2  1  47         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
 PRISONER 0484 49671           6  16  1  45         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 FREE BALLOON 53447            6   7     45         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
-YBIRA 37969                   3   8     45         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            5   5     42         011808B (9319)            
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          7   4     41         120507H (8814)            
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            5   2     41         072707Y (8596)            
 DIZZY 54125                   5   2     40         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
 HECTIC BELLY 51043            5   5     40         072707W (8594)            
 ANGRYN 55322                  1   5     39         KAOS III (9346)           
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           5   6  1  38         040908U (9431)            
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         4   2  2  38         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 LOVABLE FUMES 55719           2   2     38         040908T (9430)            
-THRYNDEL 34679                4   7     37         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            4   3     35         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF ORDER 52469            3   1     33         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        1   2     33         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
 SAXEK 52697                   1   3     32         OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         5   5  1  31         011808P (9332)            
 MALICIOUSMISCHIEF 28149       4   5     31         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          2   2     30         120507F (8812)            
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           5  10     29         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-JAN SUMMERTHIEF 55815         4   6     29         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-2201 17794                    3   5     29         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 CRUEL TEA 55757               1   2  1  28         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 CARADOC 41976                 1   2     27         PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AHENO BARBUS 52173            2   2     26         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           3   2     25         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
-CASSINA 42187                 1  10     25         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
 LE VIEUR BOUC 52465           5   1     24         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   6     22         KAOS FURY (9345)          
-RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           4   6     21         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
-PUSHOVER 53497                1   1     20         DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  
-PAINT 50230                   1   1     20         SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   
 KRAUT 54427                   1   1  1  19         RIVER RATS (9173)         
 BRAIN TROOPER 46087           1   2     19         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
 SERGEANT 27 55428             2   1     18         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 PROPANE EXPLOSION 54768       1   3     18         WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     
 VESKELRAK 41117               1   2     17         NEW PHILANTHROPISTS (6611)
-ZOBOIBY 52706                 1   1     17         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
-GADRIEN 34669                 3   7     16         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 VAINGOR 41859                 2   1  1  15         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6993)
 LA MAIN LOURDE 46089          1   2     15         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
 OFF TO TOWN 54394             1   0      9         TRAVEL 3 (9167)           
-WEALTH 54409                  0   1      7         I WANT IT! (9170)         
 JAMES MILLS 55323             1   0      6         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-BILLIONAIRE 5427              1   0      6         SUPERIOR FORCES 1R (735)  
 AGON 35118                    0   1      5         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-DESSAR 50341                  0   1      5         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8469)
 RHUB VINDU 55820              0   1      3         THIEVES DEN (9181)        
-1110141591015 31030           0   1      2         PERFECTION QUEST (2727)   
 JOE MANN 48950                0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-GRUNT 1 55355                 0   1      1         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      CRUEL TEA 55757       246  NONE
1111131791013 31098     0  1 0 CLASSIC HITS 5112    WURM KIN              246  NONE
RESPECT 31097           0  1 0 CLASSIC HITS 5112    SPYMASTER             246  NONE
RHIANNON 31099          0  1 0 CLASSIC HITS 5112    SPYMASTER             246  NONE
SATISFACTION 31096      0  1 0 CLASSIC HITS 5112    STONE GOLEM           246  NONE
ROJO 40883              1  1 0 DARK TOADS JAN8 6825 CARLTON BARRETT 41738 244   
DEAD HERO 55943         0  1 0 DISPOSABLE HEROE 621 MOUNTAIN TROLL        246  NONE
PRISONER 0478 49665     8 11 0 DUNGEON CELL 96 8342 LASHONDA 52076        243   
ECHO 41057              3  2 0 LUROCIANS TEM06 6856 YUR DEAD! 47464       242  NOT REVENGED
MARTIN MAY 55344        1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9351 KRAUT 54427           244   
TORKINTIN 41970         1  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 7010 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812 245   
BONUSED? 46074          4  3 2 SACS DE SABLE 2 7726 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031   245   
YOURKL 55932            0  1 0 SACS DE SABLE 2 7726 SHEWISH GIANT         246  NONE
BLUMP 55931             0  1 0 SACS DE SABLE 3 7727 MOUNTAIN TROLL        246  NONE
GRAND PAS 55787         0  1 0 SACS DE SABLE 7 7731 VAINGOR 41859         244   
SHOT GUN 11069          8 12 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  MILLER 33716          245   
PRAIRIE GOAT 9624       2  2 0 SPREAD THE DISE 1430 MOTEL LINEN 55260     245   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Do you suppose the groundhog takes a second look at his shadow today?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAYDREAM BELIEVER butchered STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD HERO was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
YOURKL was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SATISFACTION was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
BLUMP was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
RESPECT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a popular 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
1111131791013 was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
RHIANNON was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SKULLBUSTER vanquished PRISONER 1371 in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WINNER was unbelievably bested by WRATH in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
FIGMENT overpowered DUST BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YUR DEAD! was subdued by BEWYLDER OAKEN in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
TARTAR SAUCE! was savagely defeated by PRISONER 0469 in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FREE BALLOON was overcome by DESMOND DOSS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLACK ANGEL vanquished DIZZY in a action packed 5 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ROBERT NETT viciously subdued HECTIC BELLY in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LE VIEUR BOUC outwaited VAINGOR in a tiresome 11 minute Challenge fight.
KRAUT was demolished by OUT OF ORDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MANIC MOTTO was beaten by SHARD OF STONE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's fight.
TRENE OGRESTAFF devastated DOWRY WRAITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOMATO ION demolished UNDEAD PIRATE in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
RON TITAN was handily defeated by PRISONER A74 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PRISONER A85 demolished SNOW BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MALCONTENT vanquished OISIN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
PERCE POITRAIL vanquished LADDER LAGER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by FROZEN TWEETY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
ANGRYN was overcome by VINDICTIVE CUR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
PREFAB EFFIGY was vanquished by CARLTON BARRETT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNGODLY FLEECE outlasted HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a dull 17 minute gory duel.
LOVABLE FUMES was overpowered by BAAA MEANS NOOO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GNOME CATCHER was overpowered by RIRIRON MOTHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEGATO CATTY overcame SAXEK in a 2 minute match.
FLOYD 101 devastated OOPS SWEATER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0484 subdued MALICIOUSMISCHIEF in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
EVIN WINDSISTER handily defeated BRAIN TROOPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GEORGE MABRY demolished LA MAIN LOURDE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
FRIED DUCKPINS won victory over SERGEANT 27 in a popular 4 minute bout.
AHENO BARBUS vanquished VESKELRAK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CARADOC handily defeated PROPANE EXPLOSION in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRUEL TEA murdered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OFF TO TOWN slimly won victory over JOE MANN in a 4 minute amateur's match.
AGON was narrowly defeated by JAMES MILLS in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.
RHUB VINDU was overcome by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  45 -  3      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   90 -  86 -  9      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  24 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  24 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    75 -  81 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  28 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        41 -  48 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  13 -  0      19  |

Turn 246 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 10         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 10         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               29  18  0  145 GOD (5780)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOMATO ION -9898           10   3  0  116 040908D (9414)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIGMENT -27069             11   2  0  112 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)
STRIKING ATTACK  PRISONER A85 -12077        13   2  1  110 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
BASHING ATTACK   UNDEAD PIRATE 11088        14   8  1   99 DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
AIMED BLOW       BAAA MEANS NOOO -17893      6   2  0   56 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIZZY -11411                5   2  0   40 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MANIC MOTTO -13880.  The ten other most popular fighters were WINNER 
1042, JOE MANN -16586, SERGEANT 27 -10108, SKULLBUSTER -11427, YUR DEAD! -18072, 
BLACK ANGEL -19094, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, PRISONER 0469 -15880, FLOYD 101 -12392, and 
JAMES MILLS -10213.

The least popular fighter this week was UNGODLY FLEECE -13192.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HERSHEL WILLIAMS -10201, LE VIEUR BOUC -13071, SATISFACTION 
31096, GNOME CATCHER -9720, LOVABLE FUMES -9817, PREFAB EFFIGY -9812, RON TITAN 
-21149, KRAUT -11109, FREE BALLOON -12089, and TARTAR SAUCE! 31031.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DAYDREAM BELIEVER (82-31100) CLASSIC HITS