DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2009    Duedate: 03/27/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 247

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WRATH
GOD (5780)
(82-35095) [30-18-0,152]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WRATH                          BLACK ANGEL
GOD (5780)                     STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)
(82-35095) [30-18-0,152]       (82-46442) [3-0-0,68]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DUST BALL                      MANIC MOTTO
STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)        COOL NAMES 4 (8708)
(82-9852) [13-11-1,102]        (82-51656) [9-7-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. I'M FANTASY IV (2606)         30 
2. 040908D (9414)                27    DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)
3. PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (5099)   19    Unchartered Team
4. NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)        18 
5. SUPERIOR FORCES 5402 (5733)   17    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   1   0  0 100.   1/ 1*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    4  1 0
 2/ 0*MIGHTY SMALL (9117)        1   0  0 100.   2/ 6 ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    3  0 0
 3- 2*TRAVEL 3 (9167)            1   0  0 100.   3/15*072707Y (8596)            3  0 0
 4/ 5 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    13   3  1 81.3   4/16*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  3  0 0
 5/ 6 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   11   3  0 78.6   5/24*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 3  0 0
 6/ 9*LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)  7   2  0 77.8   6/26*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 3  0 0
 7- 8 072507J (8439)            10   3  0 76.9   7/29 GOD (5780)                3  0 0
 8/13*072707Y (8596)             6   2  0 75.0   8/ 2*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    3  1 1
 9/19*STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)   3   1  0 75.0   9- 8 KAOS (7662)               3  1 0
10/11 040908D (9414)            20   7  0 74.1  10/10 040908D (9414)            3  3 0
11-10 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 14   5  1 73.7  11/11 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   3  3 0
12/14 ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)     8   3  1 72.7  12/37 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580) 2  0 2
13/22 120507H (8814)             8   4  0 66.7  13/36 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      2  0 1
14/24*MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  6   3  0 66.7  14-22 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    2  0 0
15-15*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  6   3  0 66.7  15-23*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  2  0 0
16-16*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   4   2  1 66.7  16/42 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 2  0 0
17/ 0*PQ REDUX (7623)            4   2  0 66.7  17/44 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059) 2  0 0
18-17*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993)  2   1  1 66.7  18/50 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 2  1 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 1*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)      2   1  0 66.7  19/21 120507H (8814)            2  1 0
20-20 DUNGEON CELL A7 (9020)    18  10  1 64.3  20/14*ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965)     2  1 0
21/25 GOD (5780)                30  18  0 62.5  21/ 5 DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    2  1 0
22/12*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    5   3  0 62.5  22/52*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  2  1 0
23-26 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816)  8   5  1 61.5  23/62 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    2  1 0
24/30 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    12   8  0 60.0  24/63 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    2  1 0
25-29 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430)104  73  5 58.8  25/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  2  1 0
26/36 SUPERIOR FORCES 15 (5580)  7   5  3 58.3  26/28 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    2  1 0
27/21 040908T (9430)             7   5  0 58.3  27/ 7 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   2  1 0
28-31*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   4   3  0 57.1  28/ 0 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     2  1 0
29-32 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  78  59  8 56.9  29/31 040908T (9430)            2  2 0
30/27 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)        9   7  0 56.2  30/ 9 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   2  3 1
31-33*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)      5   4  1 55.6  31/12 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    2  3 0
32-34*CLASSIC HITS (5112)        5   4  1 55.6  32-32*CLASSIC HITS (5112)       2  4 1
33-35 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 94  78  5 54.7  33/68 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    2  6 0
34/39 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    24  20  0 54.5  34/33 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       2  7 0
35-37 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  6   5  1 54.5  35-13*011808R (9334)            1  0 1
36/50 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  6   5  0 54.5  36-38*120507F (8812)            1  0 0
37/46 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7059)  7   6  0 53.8  37/ 0*MIGHTY SMALL (9117)       1  0 0
38/40 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  38  33  4 53.5  38-40*TRAVEL 3 (9167)           1  0 0
39/38 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     23  21  1 52.3  39/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  0 0
40/42 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   65  64  6 50.4  40/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  1  0 0
41/ 0 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     15  15  0 50.0  41-17 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 1  0 0
42/41 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  14  14  2 50.0  42-18 KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 1  0 0
43/62 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  7   7  1 50.0  43/ 0*PQ REDUX (7623)           1  0 0
44/65 040908U (9431)             6   6  1 50.0  44/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 1  0 0
45-45 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       6   6  0 50.0  45-47 SUPERIOR FORCES 45 (5816) 1  0 0
46/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    5   5  0 50.0  46-19*NUMBERS 10 (2725)         1  0 0
47-49 072707W (8594)             5   5  0 50.0  47-51*KAOS III (9346)           1  1 0
48-51*120507F (8812)             2   2  0 50.0  48/39*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
49/18*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   2   2  0 50.0  49/41 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    1  1 0
50/82*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   2   2  0 50.0  50/53 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  1 0
51-53*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   1  0 50.0  51-27 072507J (8439)            1  1 0
52/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   1   1  0 50.0  52-20*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993) 1  1 0
53-56*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)    1   1  0 50.0  53-54 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     1  1 0
54-57*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    13  14  2 48.1  54/46 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  1 0
55/64 ONE CHANCE (178)          12  13  1 48.0  55-56 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     1  1 0
56/67*SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    10  11  1 47.6  56/97 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  1  1 0
57/44*SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)     9  10  0 47.4  57-34 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    1  1 0
58-61*011808R (9334)             6   7  3 46.2  58/61 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       1  2 0
59-63 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       6   7  0 46.2  59/59 011808B (9319)            1  2 0
60/60 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    114 134  9 46.0  60/57 040908U (9431)            1  2 0
61/68 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    15  18  0 45.5  61/58*CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   1  2 0
62/48 011808B (9319)             5   6  0 45.5  62/73*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   1  2 0
63/70 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    17  21  0 44.7  63/25 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  1  2 0
64-69 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572)  7   9  0 43.7  64/65*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 1  2 0
65/72 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      68  89  3 43.3  65- 3*SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    1  2 0
66/59 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       19  25  1 43.2  66/67 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
67-71 KAOS (7662)               44  58  2 43.1  67/30 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 1  2 0
68/73 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   41  55  1 42.7  68/77 ONE CHANCE (178)          1  2 0
69-74 CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    31  42  2 42.5  69/35*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    0  5 0
70/66 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   5   7  0 41.7  70/66*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611) 0  3 0
71/75 DISPOSABLE HEROES  (1611) 26  38  3 40.6  71-69 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 0  3 0
72/90*OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)    2   3  0 40.0  72/83*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  2 0
73-78 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     54  90  3 37.5  73-71*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     0  2 0
74-79 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     24  40  4 37.5  74-60 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      0  2 0
75/76 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     6  10  0 37.5  75/49*RIVER RATS (9173)         0  2 0
76-80*NUMBERS 10 (2725)          3   5  0 37.5  76-72*IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     0  2 0
77/81 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    11  19  2 36.7  77/88*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  2 0
78/52*RIVER RATS (9173)          1   2  1 33.3  78-64 072707W (8594)            0  2 0
79/ 0*TOO SMALL AGAIN (9119)     1   2  0 33.3  79/92 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053) 0  2 0
80-83*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010)  1   2  0 33.3  80/55 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     0  2 0
81/87 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     7  16  1 30.4  81-70 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/86 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7053)  5  14  1 26.3  82-78 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 0  1 0
83/88 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  3   9  0 25.0  83-86*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
84/85*SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)     2   6  0 25.0  84-87*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  1 0
85/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  2   6  0 25.0  85/ 0*TOO SMALL AGAIN (9119)    0  1 0
86-89*WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)      1   3  0 25.0  86-80*THIEVES DEN (9181)        0  1 0
87/84*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011)  1   3  0 25.0  87-89*SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   0  1 0
88-91 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     30  98  1 23.4  88- 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469) 0  1 0
89-92 HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     10  35  0 22.2  89-91 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      0  1 0
90-94*KAOS III (9346)            1   5  0 16.7  90-94*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 0  1 0
91/93*NEW PHILANTHROPIST (6611)  1   5  0 16.7  91-74*PHILANTHROPISTS 17 (7010) 0  1 0
92-95*THIEVES DEN (9181)         1   6  0 14.3  92-93 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  1 0
93-96*KAOS FURY (9345)           0   6  0  0.0  93/ 0*WOTB A11 (5927)           0  1 0
94/ 0*WOTB A11 (5927)            0   4  0  0.0  94-75 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 0  1 0
95/98*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   0   2  0  0.0  95-76 SOUTHERN CROSS (1610)     0  1 0
96- 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8469)  0   1  0  0.0  96-85*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Managers were muttering after 072707Y showed DWES EG what they could 
do:  1-0-0 to move up by 12.  Perhaps it is STONED ROOKIES 16 members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 16th to 4th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, LOST IN FONZLATION blew up the 
rankings to 19!  Perhaps it is MEDAL OF HONOR A10 members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 26th to 6th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were 
muttering after GOD showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  
Perhaps it is SUPERIOR FORCES 1501 members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 37th to 12th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, ANCIENT LORDS blew up the rankings to 23!  Perhaps it is 
SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 42nd to 
16th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after SUPERIOR 
FORCES 1606 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 27.  Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH blew up the rankings to 32!  
The boys at DUNGEON CELL A8 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 16 drop last week.  Perhaps it is MEDAL OF HONOR F5 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 52nd to 22nd last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DUNGEON CELL 94 blew up 
the rankings to 39!  Managers were muttering after DUNGEON CELL 97 showed DWES EG 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 39.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has 
swept the stable of MEDAL OF HONOR IV.  Note their drop in the rankings from 4th to 
25th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
YOUR IMAGINATION, after suffering a 20 drop in ranking.  The boys at DISPOSABLE 
HEROES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 21 
drop last week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SACS DE 
SABLE 3.  Note their drop in the rankings from 12th to 31st.  Watch out!!!  Perhaps 
it is AVIAN AVALANCHE members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 68th to 
33rd last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a 
wet pond, PHILANTHROPISTS 3 blew up the rankings to 41!  Managers were muttering 
after OF WOLF & MAN 10 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 11.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is MEDAL OF HONOR A4, 
after suffering a 38 drop in ranking.  The boys at DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 37 drop last week.  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is SACS DE SABLE 5, after 
suffering a 34 drop in ranking.  Perhaps it is MEDAL OF HONOR H7 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 83rd to 72nd last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of RIVER RATS.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 49th to 75th.  Watch out!!!  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, MEDAL OF HONOR E3 blew up the rankings to 11!  
Managers were muttering after SUPERIOR FORCES 4601 showed DWES EG what they could do: 
0-1-0 to move up by 13.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena 
is TONGUE N CHEEK, after suffering a 25 drop in ranking.  PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH had 
cause to celebrate, after TARTAR SAUCE! got 19 points by beating PERCE POITRAIL.  
PERCE POITRAIL certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to TARTAR 
SAUCE! and losing 15 points in the process!  Duelmaster WRATH from GOD is going for 
the gold, as it challenged COOL NAMES 4's MANIC MOTTO.  Ooh, the excitement!  Those 
who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by MANIC MOTTO, of COOL NAMES 4, who 
despite a 9-7-0 couldn't overcome DWES EG's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
DISPOSABLE HEROES are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, CHARTMASTES 1969 scurried away from 
DISPOSABLE HEROES.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and MANIC 
MOTTO is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't COOL NAMES 4 proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  More than one 
waitress at The Swinging Aardvark was spilling more drinks than usual last week, as 
FLOYD 101's early demise became known.  What will ROOKIE PINK 61 do???  Death in the 
arena!  In a cheap quest for a cheap victory, MILLER faced FLOYD 101 in an uneven 
fight.  ROOKIE PINK 61, we expect bloody revenge!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, 
for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
DWES EG, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging 
Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WRATH 35095                  30  18    152         GOD (5780)                

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINNER 1042                  12  13  1 124         ONE CHANCE (178)          
 TH 42217                      7   6    112         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7059)
-SHARD OF STONE 45615         13   5    106         KAOS (7662)               
-FOXXY LOVE 44024             11   6    105         KELLUMBO'S KIDS II (7390) 
 DUST BALL 9852               13  11  1 102         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        14  24  1 100         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 UNDEAD PIRATE 11088          14   9  1 100         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
 MANIC MOTTO 51656             9   7    100         COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       
-TAMEKA 33673                  7   9    100         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 44 (5572) 
 HAZE 49272                   12  10     99         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 SKULLBUSTER 54109             8   3  1  98         ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)    
 PRISONER A85 53459           13   3  1  92         DUNGEON CELL A8 (9019)    
-BESS 35303                    8   5  1  92         SUPERIOR FORCES 450 (5816)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               13   5     90         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
 FIGMENT 38467                11   3     90         YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)   
 MILLER 33716                  7   5  3  90         SUPERIOR FORCES 150 (5580)
 PRISONER 0469 49656          12   8     89         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    
-BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         12  21     88         KAOS (7662)               
-RON TITAN 44387              12  26     86         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031           7   7  1  84         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 MALCONTENT 28143              7   2     82         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 ROBINTON 17100                7   3     74         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
-YUR DEAD! 47464               5   4  1  74         IT'S A PROMISE (7978)     
 PRISONER 1371 50451          12   4     68         DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    
 SNOW BIRD 11106               3   7     68         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 BLACK ANGEL 46442             3   0     68         STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)  
 7TH SAMURAI 54800             5   5     67         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOWRY WRAITH 50172            8   3     66         072507J (8439)            
-OLD NICK 50786                6   6     66         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
-CROUTON TAIL 55721            4   2     66         040908T (9430)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BABEL 46069                   6   1     65         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 FROZEN TWEETY 11104           5   3  1  65         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 LADDER LAGER 55642            9   4     64         040908D (9414)            
 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643         7   2     62         LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 
-TROUE BIDE 46080              6   4     62         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 ROBERT NETT 48793             6   3     62         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
-OISIN 46021                   6   3     60         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
-OTHERWORLD 55747              6   5  1  59         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          6   2     59         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          4   7  1  59         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-DARNIKA 42016                 3   1     58         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            6   5     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)
-MOTEL LINEN 55260             5   4  2  55         011808R (9334)            
 MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           5   4     55         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         9   4  1  54         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            5   7     54         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
 PRISONER 0484 49671           7  16  1  53         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          6   1     53         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-FATHER WILLIAM 9628           4  14  1  52         SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            6   2     51         072707Y (8596)            
 UNGODLY FLEECE 52344          8   4     48         120507H (8814)            
 LESSA 17099                   5   7     48         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
-LASHONDA 52076                4   2  1  47         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
 PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           6   6  1  46         040908U (9431)            
-FREE BALLOON 53447            6   7     45         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 NUTRITION 34798               2   6     45         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            5   6     43         011808B (9319)            
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         4   3  2  43         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
-HECTIC BELLY 51043            5   5     40         072707W (8594)            
 YBIRA 37969                   3   9     40         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 DIZZY 54125                   5   3     39         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
 LOVABLE FUMES 55719           2   3     39         040908T (9430)            
-ANGRYN 55322                  1   5     39         KAOS III (9346)           
-THRYNDEL 34679                4   7     37         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        2   2     36         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
-GEORGE MABRY 55440            4   3     35         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 AHENO BARBUS 52173            3   2  1  35         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 CRUEL TEA 55757               2   2  1  35         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 SAXEK 52697                   2   3     35         OF WOLF & MAN 10 (8880)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OUT OF ORDER 52469            3   1     33         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           5  11     31         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
-FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          2   2     30         120507F (8812)            
 KARMA 45354                   4   2     29         PQ REDUX (7623)           
-2201 17794                    3   5     29         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 MORETA 18798                  3   3     27         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 MALICIOUSMISCHIEF 28149       4   6     26         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 CASSINA 42187                 1  11     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7053)
-LE VIEUR BOUC 52465           5   1     24         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEEPEST EXHALE 55315          0   6     22         KAOS FURY (9345)          
-RUMRUNNER JOE 55846           4   6     21         CROSSED THIEVES (1431)    
 KRAUT 54427                   1   2  1  20         RIVER RATS (9173)         
 CARADOC 41976                 1   3     20         PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 
-PAINT 50230                   1   1     20         SUPERIOR HORSES' (8448)   
-BRAIN TROOPER 46087           1   2     19         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
-PROPANE EXPLOSION 54768       1   3     18         WE'RE ON FIRE! (9240)     
 SENTINEL 53960                1   2     17         TOO SMALL AGAIN (9119)    
-GADRIEN 34669                 3   7     16         HORROR ENCLAVE (5710)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LA MAIN LOURDE 46089          1   3     16         SACS DE SABLE 5 (7729)    
-VAINGOR 41859                 2   1  1  15         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6993)
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            1   0     15         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
 SERGEANT 27 55428             2   2     14         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 AGON 35118                    1   1     13         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-OFF TO TOWN 54394             1   0      9         TRAVEL 3 (9167)           
 ANGER 53952                   1   0      8         MIGHTY SMALL (9117)       
-WEALTH 54409                  0   1      7         I WANT IT! (9170)         
-DESSAR 50341                  0   1      5         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8469)
 JAMES MILLS 55323             1   1      4         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-RHUB VINDU 55820              0   1      3         THIEVES DEN (9181)        
 JOE MANN 48950                0   2      2         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 MEAT 3 35903                  0   1      1         WOTB A11 (5927)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROJO 40883              1  1 0 DARK TOADS JAN8 6825 CARLTON BARRETT 41738 244   
PRISONER 0478 49665     8 11 0 DUNGEON CELL 96 8342 LASHONDA 52076        243  NOT REVENGED
MARTIN MAY 55344        1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9351 KRAUT 54427           244   
VESKELRAK 41117         1  3 0 NEW PHILANTHROP 6611 AHENO BARBUS 52173    247   
TORKINTIN 41970         1  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 7010 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812 245   
FLOYD 101 53144         2  1 0 ROOKIE PINK 61 8965  MILLER 33716          247   
BONUSED? 46074          4  3 2 SACS DE SABLE 2 7726 TARTAR SAUCE! 31031   245   
GRAND PAS 55787         0  1 0 SACS DE SABLE 7 7731 VAINGOR 41859         244   
SHOT GUN 11069          8 12 1 SOUTHERN CROSS 1610  MILLER 33716          245   
PRAIRIE GOAT 9624       2  2 0 SPREAD THE DISE 1430 MOTEL LINEN 55260     245   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     If there were supposed to be more personals here, our apologies.  Hal spent a
     night on the tiles, and we're still trying to catch up with the mail.  They
     should, well, they might appear next time.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WRATH bested MANIC MOTTO in a action packed 6 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FIGMENT was demolished by WINNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TARTAR SAUCE! overpowered PERCE POITRAIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DIZZY was luckily beaten by UNGODLY FLEECE in a 11 minute Challenge match.
BAAA MEANS NOOO won victory over DESMOND DOSS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
VESKELRAK was butchered by AHENO BARBUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
AGON defeated JAMES MILLS in a action packed 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
TH viciously subdued GODSMACK in a action packed 4 minute gory expert's fight.
DUST BALL savagely defeated MALCONTENT in a popular 2 minute gory expert's match.
UNDEAD PIRATE was subdued by HAZE in a 2 minute master's match.
TOMATO ION handily defeated PRISONER A85 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
SKULLBUSTER devastated SNOW BIRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
PRISONER 0469 overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MILLER slaughtered FLOYD 101 in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
7TH SAMURAI unbelievably bested MIDNIGHT TIDE in a 2 minute master's brawl.
BLACK ANGEL defeated VINDICTIVE CUR in a exciting 4 minute brutal veteran's bout.
FROZEN TWEETY savagely defeated OOPS SWEATER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
PRISONER R02 was devastated by ROBINTON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PRISONER 1371 won victory over EVIN WINDSISTER in a 3 minute one-sided match.
LESSA was handily defeated by NUTRITION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
HUNGRY HIPPO defeated GNOME CATCHER in a 2 minute match.
LADDER LAGER luckily beat CARLTON BARRETT in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
LOVABLE FUMES was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PREFAB EFFIGY overpowered CARADOC in a 1 minute brutal uneven match.
YBIRA lost to LEGATO CATTY in a popular 4 minute gruesome fray.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RIRIRON MOTHER overpowered MALICIOUSMISCHIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CASSINA slimly lost to KARMA in a popular 5 minute brutal fray.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS subdued KRAUT in a 2 minute fight.
SAXEK savagely defeated SENTINEL in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
CRUEL TEA handily defeated LA MAIN LOURDE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MORETA vanquished SERGEANT 27 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JOE MANN was savagely defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute match.
ANGER savagely defeated MEAT 3 in a exciting 4 minute gruesome amateur's match.
MAX THOMPSON overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  44 -  3      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         STRIKING ATTACK   93 -  90 - 10      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    81 -  84 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         AIMED BLOW        44 -  48 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  26 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  29 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  27 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  22 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  13 -  0      24  |

Turn 247 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WRATH -30441               30  18  0  152 GOD (5780)
LUNGING ATTACK   TH -23319                   7   6  0  112 SUPERIOR FORCES 1606 (7059)
BASHING ATTACK   UNDEAD PIRATE 11088        14   9  1  100 DISPOSABLE HEROES 2 (1611)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKULLBUSTER -11427          8   3  1   98 ORISH ASSASSINS (9142)
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            13   5  0   90 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
SLASHING ATTACK  FIGMENT -27069             11   3  0   90 YOUR IMAGINATION (6394)
PARRY-LUNGE      ROBINTON 17100              7   3  0   74 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894          9   4  0   64 040908D (9414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIZZY -11411                5   3  0   39 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DUST BALL 9852.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MANIC MOTTO -13880.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIZZY -11411, ANGER 
-11584, TH -23319, LEGATO CATTY -14484, SAXEK -12839, DUST BALL 9852, VINDICTIVE CUR 
28152, CASSINA -23349, JOE MANN -16586, and GODSMACK -17119.

The least popular fighter this week was MEAT 3 -29633.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 27 -10108, LA MAIN LOURDE -19447, MALICIOUSMISCHIEF 28149, 
CARADOC -23560, LOVABLE FUMES -9817, PRISONER R02 -14458, FLOYD 101 -12392, UNGODLY 
FLEECE -13192, FIGMENT -27069, and SENTINEL -11576.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TOMATO ION (82--9898) 040908D