DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2009    Duedate: 06/19/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 253

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRISONER 0469
DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)
(82-49656) [18-8-0,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRISONER 0469                  DOVER SOLE
DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)         VENETIAN II (8044)
(82-49656) [18-8-0,142]        (82-47852) [5-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BEWYLDER OAKEN                 LEGATO CATTY
KAOS (7662)                    072707Y (8596)
(82-45613) [13-24-0,97]        (82-51052) [9-3-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

040908T (9430)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBUTE! (7675)               34 
2. TELEVTE (5738)                26    040908F (9416)
3. KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)       25    Unchartered Team
4. HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)          21 
5. 040908F (9416)                18    TRIBUTE! (7675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   4   0  0 100.   1/ 5 040908T (9430)            4  2 0
 2/ 0*TRIBUTE! (7675)            3   0  1 100.   2/ 6*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8476) 3  0 1
 3- 2*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)     3   0  0 100.   3/ 8 040908F (9416)            3  0 0
 4- 3*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403)  2   0  0 100.   4/16 040908D (9414)            3  0 0
 5- 4*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7022)  2   0  0 100.   5/11*VENETIAN II (8044)        3  0 0
 6- 5*EXERCISE (9303)            1   0  1 100.   6/ 3 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    3  0 0
 7- 8*DC (2141)                  1   0  0 100.   7/ 2 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       3  5 0
 8/ 0*HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)       1   0  0 100.   8- 7*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  2  0 0
 9- 9 CORPULENT (8731)          10   1  0 90.9   9- 1*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  0 0
10-10*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637)  7   1  0 87.5  10- 9 12/23/06D (7904)          2  0 0
11-11*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620)  6   1  0 85.7  11-14*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7022) 2  0 0
12-12*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)      6   1  0 85.7  12/47*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7407) 2  1 1
13/18*VENETIAN II (8044)         5   1  0 83.3  13/66 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       2  1 0
14/16 040908F (9416)             9   2  0 81.8  14/50 SMOKIN' (8833)            2  1 0
15/21*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7407)  4   1  1 80.0  15/10*072707L (8583)            2  1 0
16/19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 22   6  2 78.6  16/12 072707Y (8596)            2  1 0
17/15 072707Y (8596)             9   3  0 75.0  17/54 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    2  1 0
18-20*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)    6   2  1 75.0  18/57 072707E (8576)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861)  3   1  0 75.0  19/13*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993) 2  1 0
20/23 040908D (9414)            24   9  0 72.7  20/15*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   2  1 0
21/25 072707E (8576)             8   3  0 72.7  21/ 4 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     2  1 0
22/13*072707L (8583)             5   2  1 71.4  22/59 10/25/06A (7686)          2  1 0
23-24*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)       5   2  0 71.4  23-18*CRIMINALS (2139)          2  2 0
24/14*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)    5   2  0 71.4  24-21*EXERCISE (9303)           1  0 1
25/26 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    18   8  0 69.2  25-23 LAZY 9 (8398)             1  0 1
26/27 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 15   7  1 68.2  26-24*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  1  0 1
27/32 SMOKIN' (8833)             8   4  0 66.7  27/ 0*TRIBUTE! (7675)           1  0 1
28/17*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993)  4   2  1 66.7  28-27 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    1  0 0
29-31*LAZY 32 (8400)             2   1  1 66.7  29/ 0*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  1  0 0
30/ 0*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)   2   1  0 66.7  30-28 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   1  0 0
31-33 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  7   4  0 63.6  31-26 CORPULENT (8731)          1  0 0
32-35*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   5   3  1 62.5  32-33*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861) 1  0 0
33-36 12/23/06D (7904)           8   5  0 61.5  33-32*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  0 0
34/34 040908T (9430)            11   7  0 61.1  34-35*LAZY 32 (8400)            1  0 0
35-38 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     6   4  0 60.0  35-36*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1  0 0
36-37 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)    6   4  0 60.0  36-38*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    1  0 0
37/42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426)  6   4  0 60.0  37-39 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 1  0 0
38/41 KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)    6   4  0 60.0  38-40*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637) 1  0 0
39/49*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8476)  4   3  1 57.1  39-41 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    1  0 0
40/29*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   4   3  0 57.1  40/ 0 TELEVTE (5738)            1  0 0
41-40*LAZY 6 (8406)              5   4  0 55.6  41/ 0 THE ALKIES (4639)         1  0 0
42/45 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       12  10  0 54.5  42-44*DC (2141)                 1  0 0
43-44 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    7   6  0 53.8  43/ 0*HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)      1  0 0
44-47 LAZY 9 (8398)              6   6  2 50.0  44/22 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  1  1 1
45/43 PQ REDUX (7623)            6   6  0 50.0  45-46*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8485) 1  1 1
46/62 10/25/06A (7686)           5   5  0 50.0  46/31*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  1  1 0
47-51*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)     3   3  0 50.0  47-48*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  1  1 0
48/30*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   2   2  1 50.0  48-51*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)   1  1 0
49-53*CRIMINALS (2139)           2   2  0 50.0  49-52 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   1  1 0
50/ 6*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)   1   1  0 50.0  50-67*KAOS FURY (9345)          1  1 0
51-55*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   1   1  0 50.0  51/29*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
52-54*LAZY 8 (8396)              1   1  0 50.0  52/30*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  1 0
53-56*FURRY FURY (7968)          1   1  0 50.0  53-53*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620) 1  1 0
54-58*DIMESTORE MAFIA (2301)     1   1  0 50.0  54-55*FURRY FURY (7968)         1  1 0
55-57*DETECTIVECRIMINALS (2138)  1   1  0 50.0  55/95 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     1  1 0
56/59 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     24  26  1 48.0  56-60 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 1  1 0
57/46 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   7   8  1 46.7  57/99 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  1 0
58/48 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)      5   6  0 45.5  58-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  1 0
59/61 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  14  17  2 45.2  59-62 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 1  1 0
60/ 0 THE ALKIES (4639)         35  43  2 44.9  01/101 NUMBERS 10 (2725)         1  1 0
61-66 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  7   9  0 43.7  61-65*THIEVES DEN (9181)        1  2 1
62-67 A UNIT XI (117)           74  97  4 43.3  62/82 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    1  2 1
63-68*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)   3   4  2 42.9  63/49*120507F (8812)            1  2 0
64/50*120507F (8812)             3   4  0 42.9  64/76*KAOS III (9346)           1  2 0
65/63 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       26  35  1 42.6  65/68 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
66-71 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     19  26  0 42.2  66/56*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 1  2 0
67/76 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     8  11  0 42.1  67/80 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 1  2 0
68-72 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     8  11  0 42.1  68/58 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     1  2 0
69/70 KAOS (7662)               46  64  2 41.8  69/77 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1  2 0
70-74 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)    5   7  1 41.7  70/78 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  2 0
71/65 011808B (9319)             7  10  0 41.2  71/17 PQ REDUX (7623)           1  2 0
72/79 NUMBERS 10 (2725)          4   6  0 40.0  72/81 KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   1  2 0
73/52*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   2   3  0 40.0  73/69 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
74-77 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     7  11  0 38.9  74-20 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     1  3 0
75/78 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     57  91  3 38.5  75/19 KAOS (7662)               1  5 0
76/75 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       6  10  0 37.5  76/71 011808B (9319)            0  3 0
77/69*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497)  3   5  0 37.5  77/75 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      0  3 0
78/84 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  4   8  0 33.3  78-72*DUDES OF VALOR (8491)     0  3 0
79-80*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8485)  2   4  1 33.3  79/79*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 0  3 0
80-81*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   2   4  0 33.3  80/83*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  0  2 0
81/83 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     6  13  1 31.6  81/96 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/82 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     8  21  1 27.6  82-86*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  0  1 0
83-85 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  4  11  0 26.7  83-85*PROTECTION (9394)         0  1 0
84-86 GRAND DUKES (1948)         4  11  0 26.7  84-84*DIFFERENT DUDES (8726)    0  1 0
85/ 0 TELEVTE (5738)            12  35  3 25.5  85-94*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     0  1 0
86-87*DUDES OF VALOR (8491)      3   9  0 25.0  86-92*LAZY 6 (8406)             0  1 0
87-88 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  3   9  0 25.0  87-90 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   0  1 0
88-89*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   1   3  1 25.0  88-91*LAZY 8 (8396)             0  1 0
89/91 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     31  99  1 23.8  89-93*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
90/94*KAOS III (9346)            2   7  0 22.2  90-87*LAZY 26 (8372)            0  1 0
91-92*THIEVES DEN (9181)         2   8  1 20.0  91-88*LAZY 12 (8390)            0  1 0
92/93*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011)  1   6  0 14.3  92-89*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    0  1 0
93-95*KAOS FURY (9345)           1   8  0 11.1  93-97*THAT TEAM LV (7101)       0  1 0
94-96*LAZY 26 (8372)             0   5  0  0.0  94-98 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    0  1 0
95-99*DIFFERENT DUDES (8726)     0   1  0  0.0  00-100*THAT TEAM LII (6293)      0  1 0
96-98*PROTECTION (9394)          0   1  0  0.0  96-64*DIMESTORE MAFIA (2301)    0  1 0
00-100*LAZY 12 (8390)             0   1  0  0.0  97-70 GRAND DUKES (1948)        0  1 0
01-101*THAT TEAM LV (7101)        0   1  0  0.0  98-63*DETECTIVECRIMINALS (2138) 0  1 0
02-102*THAT TEAM LII (6293)       0   1  0  0.0  03-103 A UNIT XI (117)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see 
what's new.  Too bad, LIGHT WEIGHTS, but 040908T was just too good to be stopped.  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did 040908D really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM15 had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did COOL NAMES 4 really go up by 53?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  SMOKIN' had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
1-0-0 and wound up as 14th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEMORIES OF ICE really 
go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  072707E 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 18th 
team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  DISTANT BREEZE dropped 
17, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did 10/25/06A really go up by 37?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in MEDAL OF HONOR A4 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--MEDAL OF HONOR H7 got 0-1-0 and dropped 15. 
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in 
one round?  MEDAL OF HONOR F2 dropped 22, which I think's more than all the other 
teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in MEDAL OF HONOR F4 
again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  TITANS 
RIP-OFF had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 
55th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 really go up by 42?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  NUMBERS 10 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 60th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did DUNGEON CELL 23 really go up by 20?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen 
to this--120507F got 0-1-0 and dropped 14.  Didn't see much of them after the fights! 
KAOS III had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 64th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 really go up by 13?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Really, just how far 
can one team drop in one round?  PQ REDUX dropped 54, which I think's more than all 
the other teams combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in KAOS again!  
Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  MEDAL OF HONOR 
IV had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 81st 
team!  MVP award for SNEAKY PETE?  TRIBUTE!'s proud of him after beating LOVABLE 
FUMES and getting 34 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  PRISONER R02's match with 
EVANS BLUE cost him a loss of 19 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
PRISONER 0469 stopped BEWYLDER OAKEN dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DUNGEON CELL 97 was DWES EG's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what KELLUMBO'S KIDS 
BM19's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from DUNGEON 
CELL 97, that's fer sher.  Like, is MALCONTENT popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of DWES EG!  He's got a 9-6-0, is that good?  BRADACK is being 
unfair.  He's challenged down 16 against LEGATO CATTY.  I don't know why they let 
this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in 
DWES EG.  BRADACK got 6 points after beating LEGATO CATTY, 16 points below him.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Didja see that awesome fight where SNEAKY 
PETE of TRIBUTE! wiped out LOVABLE FUMES?  Who'da thought SNEAKY PETE had it in him?  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DWES EG is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0469 49656          18   8    142         DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADDER LAGER 55642           13   6    122         040908D (9414)            
 SHARD OF STONE 45615         14   8    112         KAOS (7662)               
 TRENE OGRESTAFF 45565        17  25  1 109         DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            7   2    104         040908T (9430)            
 RON TITAN 44387              13  27     99         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         13  24     97         KAOS (7662)               
 UNCLE FEISTY 55652            9   2     92         040908F (9416)            
 BRADACK 46007                 9   3     91         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUISING SWAT 50954           8   3     85         072707E (8576)            
 EVANS BLUE 46184              6   4     84         KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   
 DOVER SOLE 47852              5   1     84         VENETIAN II (8044)        
 MALCONTENT 28143              9   6     81         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-7TH SAMURAI 54800             7   6     81         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          7  10  1  77         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-ROBINTON 17100                8   6     74         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 LEGATO CATTY 51052            9   3     73         072707Y (8596)            
-OISIN 46021                   7   4     71         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
 MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           7   5     69         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
-BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079         8   5     68         12/23/06D (7904)          
 NO CIGAR 52444                8   4     68         SMOKIN' (8833)            
 TOURNEY STRIKER 46189         5   2     68         KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOPE 39892                    7   1     65         4 LETTER ACTIVITIES (6637)
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            7   8  1  64         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
-JABBER HOGAN 49966            6   6  2  64         LAZY 9 (8398)             
 YO-YO POST-IT 50986           5   2  1  64         072707L (8583)            
-LASHONDA 52076                5   3  1  63         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
-PIIE 34946                    7  11     62         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
 WHOOO 44225                   6   4     62         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
 SNEAKY PETE 45711             3   0  1  60         TRIBUTE! (7675)           
-LESSA 17099                   8   9     59         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 ABSOLUT 28501                 7   7     59         THE ALKIES (4639)         
 ABSURDITY 45778               5   5     59         10/25/06A (7686)          
 COBRA STARSHIP 45186          4   8     59         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
-BANALADAR 37977               7   8     58         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)
 PRISONER R14 55069            6   8  1  58         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RELOK 52669                   6   4     57         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
-LICK RANGFORD 42497           3   0     57         STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0484 49671           8  21  1  56         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 MARY 50377                    3   0  1  56         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8476)
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            7  10     53         011808B (9319)            
-CHLOE 51197                   3   1     53         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8620)
 EVIL EGGPLANT 50511           3   5     52         SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497)
-YBIRA 37969                   4  11     47         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         9   7  1  46         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 FREE BALLOON 53447            6  10     46         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
-POPE BOB 43134                3   9     46         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 
 ANGRYN 55322                  2   7     45         KAOS III (9346)           
 DEATH KNIGHT 42812            2   4     45         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
-HOBBS 4649                    5  10  1  44         A UNIT XI (117)           
-DIZZY 54125                   6   4     43         CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)   
-GEMS 49984                    2   2  1  43         4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  
-BRILLIANT 53377               3   1     42         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 2201 17794                    4   6     41         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
-BUN BATCH 50005               5   4     39         LAZY 6 (8406)             
-PRINCESS KE'ARA 52068         4   0     39         KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  
-QUENTEN 50423                 2   4  1  39         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-9 (8485)
-STOOL SAMPLE 49946            3   3     38         EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    
-SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977          2   1  1  38         LAZY 32 (8400)            
-HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        2   4     38         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
 KARMA 45354                   6   6     36         PQ REDUX (7623)           
 KENNESAW 45196                2   0     36         TELEVTE (5738)            
-TEST TUBE BABY 49949          5   7  1  35         STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   
-FROM, SOULTAKER 46830         3   1     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (7861)
 PUSHOVER 53497                2   1     35         DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 27 55428             4   3     28         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-SALARIED CORPSE 51768         2   0     28         CORPULENT (8731)          
 VAINGOR 41859                 4   2  1  27         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6993)
 ELIA 44129                    2   1  1  26         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7407)
 CARADOC 41976                 1   6     25         PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARLEY 55804                  1   2     23         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-FARIIK 42029                  2   0     22         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7022)
-DAWN 53376                    2   1     22         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            2   2  1  21         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
-WEST 49988                    2   0     21         4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
 BLOATED HOG 6705              1   0     21         HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)      
-ZEN JOINT 49835               0   5     21         LAZY 26 (8372)            
-MAD MINK 47416                1   1     20         FURRY FURY (7968)         
-CALORIE THREAT 49955          1   1     20         LAZY 8 (8396)             
-MURMUR 17257                  2   0     18         CRIMINALS (2139)          
-LOUSY TIMING 49925            0   1     17         LAZY 12 (8390)            
-MORETA 18798                  3   7     16         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
-MANAGER 49165                 1   1     16         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
-JOG 55106                     1   0  1  11         EXERCISE (9303)           
-GENTLEMAN GHOST 14400         1   0     11         DC (2141)                 
-MAGNUM, P.I. 55548            0   1     11         PROTECTION (9394)         
-MALIBU MEL 45805              0   1     11         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330         1   1     10         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 JAMES MILLS 55323             2   3      9         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-JOE MANN 48950                1   3  1   8         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-HARRY HANDSHAKE 15336         1   1      8         DIMESTORE MAFIA (2301)    
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         1   1      7         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-THAT WARRIOR 42482            0   1      7         THAT TEAM LV (7101)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NOB FITH 54465                1   0  1   6         THIEVES DEN (9181)        
-THAT WARRIOR 37908            0   1      5         THAT TEAM LII (6293)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOVABLE FUMES 55719     3  5 0 040908T 9430         SNEAKY PETE 45711     253   
FRIED DUCKPINS 52331    3  4 0 120507F 8812         PRISONER R14 55069    253   
SOLOMON GRUNDY 14385    1  1 0 DETECTIVECRIMIN 2138 MARY 50377            251   
UNINVITING VINE 51747   0  1 0 DIFFERENT DUDES 8726 JOG 55106             252   
ALEJANDRO 23833         0  1 0 GRAND DUKES 1948     ELIA 44129            251   
DEEPEST EXHALE 55315    1  8 0 KAOS FURY 9345       GEMS 49984            252   
DUODENUM 54451          6  2 1 SUPE FORCES A20 9178 DESMOND DOSS 48772    252   
CASSINA 42187           2 12 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7053 MAX THOMPSON 55376    249  NOT REVENGED
MALICIOUSMISCHI 28149   6  9 0 WASTED YOUTH 4585    JABBER HOGAN 49966    252   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We really need some personals in here.  Maybe if I borrow some for some other arena?
But which would be appropriate?  Do you want to see a wandering discussion of cooking
from Caleam?  An exchange of insults from Shadowspire?  Weary puns on the names of
active gladiators somewhere?  I realize that you might actually have to write a
personal to express a preference, but you'd only have to write ONE, and I could go
with that for months.  How about it? -- Your Editor
P.S.  YES, there must be personals if the arena is to print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LADDER LAGER viciously subdued SHARD OF STONE in a 7 minute master's Challenge fight.
BRADACK overcame LEGATO CATTY in a action packed 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
UNCLE FEISTY devastated MALCONTENT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOURNEY STRIKER was overpowered by RON TITAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FRIED DUCKPINS was viciously butchered by PRISONER R14 in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
MARY savagely defeated PRISONER 0484 in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
EVIL EGGPLANT was overpowered by MIDNIGHT TIDE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
PRISONER 0469 vanquished BEWYLDER OAKEN in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
TRENE OGRESTAFF was vanquished by CROUTON TAIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MANIC MOTTO savagely defeated VINDICTIVE CUR in a 2 minute gory veteran's melee.
DESMOND DOSS was demolished by BRUISING SWAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YO-YO POST-IT was handily defeated by DOVER SOLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PRISONER R02 was devastated by EVANS BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NO CIGAR handily defeated FREE BALLOON in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
WHOOO unbelievably bested CARLTON BARRETT in a exciting 3 minute bloody expert's duel.
ABSOLUT viciously subdued DEATH KNIGHT in a 2 minute gory brawl.
ANGRYN savagely defeated VAINGOR in a 4 minute brutal match.
SERGEANT 27 was overpowered by ABSURDITY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COBRA STARSHIP overcame OOPS SWEATER in a 2 minute master's competition.
KARMA was beaten by 2201 in a action packed 4 minute fight.
LOVABLE FUMES was murdered by SNEAKY PETE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CARADOC slimly lost to PUSHOVER in a 2 minute bloody fray.
PARLEY defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute match.
ELIA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KENNESAW overpowered MAX THOMPSON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
VERNON MCGARITY was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute match.
JAMES MILLS was overcome by BLOATED HOG in a 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  31 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  65 -  9      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  22 -  4      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   71 -  70 -  6      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  16 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  24 -  2      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        40 -  51 -  2      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  26 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  19 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 253 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  3     AIMED BLOW         3 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PRISONER 0469 -15880       18   8  0  142 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894         13   6  0  122 040908D (9414)
TOTAL PARRY      SHARD OF STONE -19921      14   8  0  112 KAOS (7662)
STRIKING ATTACK  CROUTON TAIL -9815          7   2  0  104 040908T (9430)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNEAKY PETE -19825          3   0  1   60 TRIBUTE! (7675)
BASHING ATTACK   CARLTON BARRETT -23798      9   7  1   46 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BEWYLDER OAKEN -19923.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LEGATO CATTY -14484.  The ten other most popular fighters were CARLTON 
BARRETT -23798, LADDER LAGER -9894, PRISONER R14 -10467, 2201 17794, MARY -15159, 
MIDNIGHT TIDE -16267, ABSOLUT 28501, ANGRYN -10214, COBRA STARSHIP -20350, and KARMA 
-20182.

The least popular fighter this week was JAMES MILLS -10213.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOVABLE FUMES -9817, SERGEANT 27 -10108, FREE BALLOON -12089, 
PRISONER R02 -14458, DESMOND DOSS -16764, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, TRENE OGRESTAFF 
-19971, EVIL EGGPLANT -15025, TOURNEY STRIKER -19347, and MALCONTENT 28143.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MANIC MOTTO (82--13880) COOL NAMES 4

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 
hotel.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!