DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/20/2009    Duedate: 07/03/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 254

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LULO & STITCH
TOONZ (6071)
(82-36763) [5-1-1,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CROUTON TAIL                   LULO & STITCH
040908T (9430)                 TOONZ (6071)
(82-55721) [8-2-0,113]         (82-36763) [5-1-1,144]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RON TITAN                      CROUTON TAIL
TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)          040908T (9430)
(82-44387) [13-28-0,95]        (82-55721) [8-2-0,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

040908T (9430)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)        25 
2. KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)       22    POSITION IS EMPTY
3. 011808P (9332)                19    Unchartered Team
4. JOHN WAYNE (7170)             18 
5. TOONZ (6071)                  17    TRIBUTE! (7675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*TRIBUTE! (7675)            4   0  1 100.   1/ 1 040908T (9430)            4  1 0
 2- 1*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   4   0  0 100.   2/ 6 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    3  0 1
 3- 3*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)     3   0  0 100.   3/ 3 040908F (9416)            3  0 0
 4- 4*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403)  2   0  0 100.   4/ 2*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8476) 3  0 0
 5- 5*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7022)  2   0  0 100.   5/27*TRIBUTE! (7675)           2  0 1
 6- 6*EXERCISE (9303)            1   0  1 100.   6-14 SMOKIN' (8833)            2  0 0
 7- 7*DC (2141)                  1   0  0 100.   7/49 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   2  0 0
 8- 8*HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)       1   0  0 100.   8- 5*VENETIAN II (8044)        2  0 0
 9- 9 CORPULENT (8731)          10   1  0 90.9   9/33*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  2  0 0
10-10*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637)  7   1  0 87.5  10/59 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306) 2  0 0
11-11*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620)  6   1  0 85.7  11/62 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    2  1 1
12-12*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)      6   1  0 85.7  12/52*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  2  1 0
13/14 040908F (9416)            10   2  0 83.3  13/46*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  2  1 0
14/ 0 072707BB (8599)           10   2  0 83.3  14/ 4 040908D (9414)            2  1 0
15-13*VENETIAN II (8044)         5   1  0 83.3  15/20*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   2  1 0
16/16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 22   7  2 75.9  16/69 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 2  1 0
17-17 072707Y (8596)             9   3  0 75.0  17/71 PQ REDUX (7623)           2  1 0
18-18*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)    6   2  1 75.0  18/22 10/25/06A (7686)          2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24*KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)    6   2  0 75.0  19/ 9*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  2 0
20-19*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861)  3   1  0 75.0  20/23*CRIMINALS (2139)          2  2 0
21-21 072707E (8576)             8   3  0 72.7  21-24*EXERCISE (9303)           1  0 1
22-22*072707L (8583)             5   2  1 71.4  22-25 LAZY 9 (8398)             1  0 1
23/20 040908D (9414)            24  10  0 70.6  23-26*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  1  0 1
24/25 DUNGEON CELL 94 (8340)    19   8  1 70.4  24-53*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620) 1  0 0
25-27 SMOKIN' (8833)             8   4  0 66.7  25-31 CORPULENT (8731)          1  0 0
26-28*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993)  4   2  1 66.7  26- 8*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  1  0 0
27/15*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7407)  4   2  1 66.7  27/ 0 011808P (9332)            1  0 0
28/ 0*JOHN WAYNE (7170)          4   2  0 66.7  28/ 0 011808R (9334)            1  0 0
29-29*LAZY 32 (8400)             2   1  1 66.7  29/ 0 072707BB (8599)           1  0 0
30/50*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)   2   1  0 66.7  30/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331) 1  0 0
31/51*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   2   1  0 66.7  31/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 1  0 0
32/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  2   1  0 66.7  32-32*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (7861) 1  0 0
33/26 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 15   8  1 65.2  33-34*LAZY 32 (8400)            1  0 0
34/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (8331)  9   5  0 64.3  34-35*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1  0 0
35-31 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720)  7   4  0 63.6  35-10 12/23/06D (7904)          1  0 0
36/37 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426)  7   4  0 63.6  36-56 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 1  0 0
37/34 040908T (9430)            12   7  0 63.2  37-36*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    1  0 0
38-32*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)   5   3  1 62.5  38/ 0 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     1  0 0
39/39*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8476)  5   3  1 62.5  39/ 0 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     1  0 0
40/40*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   5   3  0 62.5  40/ 0*JOHN WAYNE (7170)         1  0 0
41-33 12/23/06D (7904)           8   5  0 61.5  41-37 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 1  0 0
42-38 KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)    6   4  0 60.0  42-11*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7022) 1  0 0
43/48*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   3   2  1 60.0  43-38*4 LETTER ACTIVITIE (6637) 1  0 0
44/49*CRIMINALS (2139)           3   2  0 60.0  44/ 0*TOONZ (6071)              1  0 0
45/43 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)    8   6  0 57.1  45-39 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    1  0 0
46/23*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)       5   4  0 55.6  46-41 THE ALKIES (4639)         1  0 0
47-41*LAZY 6 (8406)              5   4  0 55.6  47-42*DC (2141)                 1  0 0
48-42 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       12  10  0 54.5  48-43*HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)      1  0 0
49/ 0 011808P (9332)             6   5  1 54.5  49-51*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
50/35 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)     6   5  0 54.5  50-63*120507F (8812)            1  1 0
51/46 10/25/06A (7686)           6   5  0 54.5  51-13 COOL NAMES 4 (8708)       1  1 0
52/45 PQ REDUX (7623)            7   6  0 53.8  52-64*KAOS III (9346)           1  1 0
53/ 0 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     13  13  0 50.0  53/29*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  1  1 0
54/ 0 011808R (9334)             7   7  3 50.0  54-16 072707Y (8596)            1  1 0
55/ 0*TOONZ (6071)               7   7  1 50.0  55-17 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    1  1 0
56-44 LAZY 9 (8398)              6   6  2 50.0  56-66*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 1  1 0
57/ 0*072507B (8431)             4   4  0 50.0  57-18 072707E (8576)            1  1 0
58-47*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)     3   3  0 50.0  58-15*072707L (8583)            1  1 0
59/30*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)   2   2  0 50.0  59-70 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  1 0
60-52*LAZY 8 (8396)              1   1  0 50.0  60-19*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6993) 1  1 0
61-53*FURRY FURY (7968)          1   1  0 50.0  61-21 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     1  1 0
62/56 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     24  27  1 47.1  62-72 KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   1  1 0
63/61 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6306)  8   9  0 47.1  63/58 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  1 0
64-60 THE ALKIES (4639)         35  43  2 44.9  64/40 TELEVTE (5738)            1  1 0
65/59 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  14  18  2 43.7  65-60 NUMBERS 10 (2725)         1  1 0
66/57 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)   7   9  1 43.7  66/44 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  1  2 1
67-62 A UNIT XI (117)           74  97  4 43.3  67/77 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      1  2 0
68/ 0 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)      9  12  1 42.9  68/80*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  1  2 0
69-63*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)   3   4  2 42.9  69/65 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
70-64*120507F (8812)             3   4  0 42.9  70/68 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     1  2 0
71-66 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     19  26  0 42.2  71/12*KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7407) 1  2 0
72-67 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     8  11  0 42.1  72/55 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     1  2 0
73-68 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     8  11  0 42.1  73/67 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 1  2 0
74-69 KAOS (7662)               46  64  2 41.8  74/57 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  2 0
75-70 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)    5   7  1 41.7  75/73 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
76/58 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)      5   7  0 41.7  76-75 KAOS (7662)               1  3 0
77/65 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       26  37  1 41.3  77/ 7 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       0  7 0
78/76 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       7  10  0 41.2  78/76 011808B (9319)            0  3 0
79-72 NUMBERS 10 (2725)          4   6  0 40.0  79/81 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  0  3 0
80-73*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   2   3  0 40.0  80-79*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 0  2 0
81/71 011808B (9319)             7  11  0 38.9  81/28 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-74 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)     7  11  0 38.9  82-50*KAOS FURY (9345)          0  1 0
83/ 0*TROUBLED WATERS (655)      7  11  0 38.9  83-84*DIFFERENT DUDES (8726)    0  1 0
84-75 DISTANT BREEZE (7660)     57  91  3 38.5  84-82*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  0  1 0
85-77*SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497)  3   5  0 37.5  85-83*PROTECTION (9394)         0  1 0
86/81 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)     7  13  1 35.0  86-48*SUPE FORCES A206 (9178)   0  1 0
87-78 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  4   8  0 33.3  87-47*KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  0  1 0
88-79*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8485)  2   4  1 33.3  88-88*LAZY 8 (8396)             0  1 0
89-80*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   2   4  0 33.3  89-89*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
90/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334)  2   4  0 33.3  90-85*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     0  1 0
91/82 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)     9  21  1 30.0  91/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334) 0  1 0
92/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  3   8  0 27.3  92-54*FURRY FURY (7968)         0  1 0
93/85 TELEVTE (5738)            12  36  3 25.0  93-86*LAZY 6 (8406)             0  1 0
94/83 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  4  12  0 25.0  94/ 0*072507B (8431)            0  1 0
95-87 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)  3   9  0 25.0  95-45*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8485) 0  1 0
96-88*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   1   3  1 25.0  96-90*LAZY 26 (8372)            0  1 0
97/89 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     31 100  1 23.7  97-91*LAZY 12 (8390)            0  1 0
98-90*KAOS III (9346)            2   7  0 22.2  98-92*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    0  1 0
99/ 0*JUST A TEAM (1872)         2   8  0 20.0  99-87 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   0  1 0
00-92*PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011)  1   6  0 14.3  00-93*THAT TEAM LV (7101)       0  1 0
01-93*KAOS FURY (9345)           1   8  0 11.1  01-94 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    0  1 0
02-94*LAZY 26 (8372)             0   5  0  0.0  02-95*THAT TEAM LII (6293)      0  1 0
03/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  0   2  0  0.0  03/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
04-96*PROTECTION (9394)          0   1  0  0.0  04/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 0  1 0
05-95*DIFFERENT DUDES (8726)     0   1  0  0.0  05-74 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     0  1 0
06-97*LAZY 12 (8390)             0   1  0  0.0  06/ 0*JUST A TEAM (1872)        0  1 0
07-98*THAT TEAM LV (7101)        0   1  0  0.0  07/ 0*TROUBLED WATERS (655)     0  1 0
08-99*THAT TEAM LII (6293)       0   1  0  0.0  08-99 A UNIT XI (117)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Managers were 
muttering after TRIBUTE! showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  
Perhaps it is SUPE FORCES 1801 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 
49th to 7th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved 
into a wet pond, MEDAL OF HONOR A9 blew up the rankings to 24!  Managers were 
muttering after SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to 
move up by 49.  Perhaps it is DUNGEON CELL 23 members' intannibility that enabled 
them to move from 62nd to 11th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, MEDAL OF HONOR F4 blew up the rankings to 40!  
Managers were muttering after MEDAL OF HONOR H7 showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 33.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS BM19 blew up the rankings to 53!  Perhaps it is PQ REDUX members' intannibility 
that enabled them to move from 71st to 17th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) 
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of DON'T COUNT ON IT.  Note 
their drop in the rankings from 29th to 53rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is TELEVTE, after suffering a 24 drop in 
ranking.  The boys at MEDAL OF HONOR A4 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know 
and love, after suffering a 22 drop last week.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into 
a wet pond, MEDAL OF HONOR G5 blew up the rankings to 12!  Thinking about sending 
their team manager to the Dark Arena is KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM15, after suffering a 59 
drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of TITANS 
RIP-OFF.  Note their drop in the rankings from 55th to 72nd.  Watch out!!!  The boys 
at KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 17 drop last week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark 
Arena is WASTED YOUTH, after suffering a 70 drop in ranking.  The boys at OF WOLF & 
MAN 5 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 53 drop 
last week.  Practice pays for PRISONER R14, who pummelled MALCONTENT, to pocket 25 
points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after 
losing 31 points to LULO & STITCH.  (Discrete enough, LADDER LAGER?) Duelmaster 
PRISONER 0469 from DUNGEON CELL 94 is going for the gold, as he Dark Arena Challenged 
DARK ARENA's SPYMASTER.  Ooh, the excitement!  PRISONER 0469 successfully staved off 
a grab for the roses by SPYMASTER of DARK ARENA.  Does DWES EG have no one talented 
enough to dethrone him?  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in DUNGEON CELL 23 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
The warriors of DUNGEON CELL 23 found their efforts at combat frustrated as 
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Everyone 
is famous for fifteen minutes, and RON TITAN is it right now.  Most challenged 
warrior.  Isn't TITANS RIP-OFF proud!  Place your bets!  TOURNEY STRIKER is the long 
shot of the week:  they challenged RON TITAN, up by 31.  Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  
Blind luck?  Whatever, TOURNEY STRIKER challenged RON TITAN, TOURNEY STRIKER the 
underdog by 31 points.  FREE BALLOON found himself challenged by a warrior 20 below:  
ELIA.  ELIA of KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM15 kept its wits as it was beat by FREE BALLOON.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Those who owe 
PRISONER 0469 of DUNGEON CELL 94 money and had written him off, take note:  he'S BACK 
FROM THE DARK ARENA!!!  AND he'S MAD!!!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match 
itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  DWES EG, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LULO & STITCH 36763           5   1  1 144         TOONZ (6071)              

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROUTON TAIL 55721            8   2    113         040908T (9430)            
-SHARD OF STONE 45615         14   8    112         KAOS (7662)               
-BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613         13  24     97         KAOS (7662)               
 UNCLE FEISTY 55652           10   2     97         040908F (9416)            
 RON TITAN 44387              13  28     95         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 LADDER LAGER 55642           13   7     91         040908D (9414)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRADACK 46007                 9   4     90         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 
 TOURNEY STRIKER 46189         6   2     90         KELLUMBO'S K 06E (7742)   
 7TH SAMURAI 54800             8   6     86         SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)   
-BRUISING SWAT 50954           8   3     85         072707E (8576)            
-EVANS BLUE 46184              6   4     84         KELLUMBO'S K 06G (7741)   
-DOVER SOLE 47852              5   1     84         VENETIAN II (8044)        
 PRISONER R14 55069            7   8  1  83         DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)    
 MALCONTENT 28143              9   7     82         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          7  11  1  77         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-LEGATO CATTY 51052            9   3     73         072707Y (8596)            
 CARRION CRAWLER 42817         9  12  1  72         MONSTER MASH-C (7162)     
-OISIN 46021                   7   4     71         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06B (7720) 
 ABSURDITY 45778               6   5     70         10/25/06A (7686)          
 SNEAKY PETE 45711             4   0  1  70         TRIBUTE! (7675)           
-MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           7   5     69         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
-BIPARTISAN ROOF 47079         8   5     68         12/23/06D (7904)          
-NO CIGAR 52444                8   4     68         SMOKIN' (8833)            
 HUNGRY HIPPO 49609            9   5     67         SUPERIOR FORCES 541 (8331)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY 50377                    4   0  1  66         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8476)
-MOPE 39892                    7   1     65         4 LETTER ACTIVITIES (6637)
 WHOOO 44225                   7   4     64         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
-JABBER HOGAN 49966            6   6  2  64         LAZY 9 (8398)             
-YO-YO POST-IT 50986           5   2  1  64         072707L (8583)            
 BANALADAR 37977               8   8     63         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6306)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESMOND DOSS 48772            7   9  1  63         MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201)  
-LASHONDA 52076                5   3  1  63         KELLUMBOS KIDS AC (8768)  
-PIIE 34946                    7  11     62         4-LETTER CHARTS (5750)    
 PRISONER 0484 49671           9  21  1  60         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-LESSA 17099                   8   9     59         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
-ABSOLUT 28501                 7   7     59         THE ALKIES (4639)         
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          4   8     59         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
-LICK RANGFORD 42497           3   0     57         STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANKHEG 42828                  6   5     56         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            7  11     54         011808B (9319)            
 MINIM MAMBA 50130             4   4     54         072507B (8431)            
 RELOK 52669                   6   5     53         OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)    
-CHLOE 51197                   3   1     53         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8620)
-EVIL EGGPLANT 50511           3   5     52         SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497)
 NUTRITION 34798               3   8     51         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 FREE BALLOON 53447            7  10     50         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249         6   5  1  50         011808P (9332)            
 TARTRE 49623                  2   4     50         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8334)
 DEATH KNIGHT 42812            2   5     49         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 KARMA 45354                   7   6     48         PQ REDUX (7623)           
 OL' HECKLE 51068              5   1     48         072707BB (8599)           
 CARLTON BARRETT 41738         9   8  1  46         MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)  
 YBIRA 37969                   4  12     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 BRILLIANT 53377               3   2     46         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
-POPE BOB 43134                3   9     46         BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 
-ANGRYN 55322                  2   7     45         KAOS III (9346)           
-HOBBS 4649                    5  10  1  44         A UNIT XI (117)           
 SERGEANT 27 55428             5   3     44         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-GEMS 49984                    2   2  1  43         4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)  
-2201 17794                    4   6     41         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
-BUN BATCH 50005               5   4     39         LAZY 6 (8406)             
-PRINCESS KE'ARA 52068         4   0     39         KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  
 THE DUKE! 42859               3   2     39         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
-QUENTEN 50423                 2   4  1  39         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-9 (8485)
 SLICKER FLINT 55262           2   2  1  39         011808R (9334)            
-STOOL SAMPLE 49946            3   3     38         EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    
-SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977          2   1  1  38         LAZY 32 (8400)            
-HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        2   4     38         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
 KENNESAW 45196                2   1     37         TELEVTE (5738)            
 PUSHOVER 53497                2   2     36         DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)  
-TEST TUBE BABY 49949          5   7  1  35         STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   
-FROM, SOULTAKER 46830         3   1     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (7861)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            3   2  1  31         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
-SALARIED CORPSE 51768         2   0     28         CORPULENT (8731)          
-VAINGOR 41859                 4   2  1  27         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6993)
 ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            2   1     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
 ELIA 44129                    2   2  1  26         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7407)
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330         2   1     26         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-CARADOC 41976                 1   6     25         PHILANTHROPISTS 18 (7011) 
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            0   2     24         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MURMUR 17257                  3   0     23         CRIMINALS (2139)          
-FARIIK 42029                  2   0     22         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-2 (7022)
-WEST 49988                    2   0     21         4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
-BLOATED HOG 6705              1   0     21         HOWIE'S FEMALE (949)      
-ZEN JOINT 49835               0   5     21         LAZY 26 (8372)            
-MAD MINK 47416                1   1     20         FURRY FURY (7968)         
-CALORIE THREAT 49955          1   1     20         LAZY 8 (8396)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOBODY SPECIAL 12747          2   3     19         JUST A TEAM (1872)        
 DAWN 53376                    2   2     18         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 PARLEY 55804                  1   3     18         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-LOUSY TIMING 49925            0   1     17         LAZY 12 (8390)            
-MANAGER 49165                 1   1     16         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         2   1     11         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-JOG 55106                     1   0  1  11         EXERCISE (9303)           
-GENTLEMAN GHOST 14400         1   0     11         DC (2141)                 
-MAGNUM, P.I. 55548            0   1     11         PROTECTION (9394)         
-MALIBU MEL 45805              0   1     11         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
-JAMES MILLS 55323             2   3      9         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-JOE MANN 48950                1   3  1   8         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-THAT WARRIOR 42482            0   1      7         THAT TEAM LV (7101)       
-THAT WARRIOR 37908            0   1      5         THAT TEAM LII (6293)      
 MANASCH 8355                  0   1      5         TROUBLED WATERS (655)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOVABLE FUMES 55719     3  5 0 040908T 9430         SNEAKY PETE 45711     253   
FRIED DUCKPINS 52331    3  4 0 120507F 8812         PRISONER R14 55069    253   
SOLOMON GRUNDY 14385    1  1 0 DETECTIVECRIMIN 2138 MARY 50377            251   
UNINVITING VINE 51747   0  1 0 DIFFERENT DUDES 8726 JOG 55106             252   
ALEJANDRO 23833         0  1 0 GRAND DUKES 1948     ELIA 44129            251   
DEEPEST EXHALE 55315    1  8 0 KAOS FURY 9345       GEMS 49984            252   
DUODENUM 54451          6  2 1 SUPE FORCES A20 9178 DESMOND DOSS 48772    252   
MALICIOUSMISCHI 28149   6  9 0 WASTED YOUTH 4585    JABBER HOGAN 49966    252   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     What we really need is an all-arena ad that can be slotted into these arenas
     which have no indigenous ads.  Think of something you'd like to say to everybody
     and let me know, eh? -- the editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 0469 butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOURNEY STRIKER viciously subdued RON TITAN in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
MARY overpowered DESMOND DOSS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ELIA was viciously subdued by FREE BALLOON in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
UNCLE FEISTY devastated PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CROUTON TAIL savagely defeated BRADACK in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
LADDER LAGER was overpowered by LULO & STITCH in a 3 minute uneven Title melee.
7TH SAMURAI viciously subdued VINDICTIVE CUR in a 2 minute expert's fight.
MALCONTENT was overpowered by PRISONER R14 in a 1 minute uneven match.
HUNGRY HIPPO savagely defeated DEATH KNIGHT in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
CARRION CRAWLER devastated NUTRITION in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BANALADAR demolished KENNESAW in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
WHOOO overcame BRILLIANT in a action packed 6 minute one-sided conflict.
SNEAKY PETE overpowered MINIM MAMBA in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
ABSURDITY handily defeated RELOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
TARTRE was unbelievably bested by PRISONER 0484 in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
PUSHOVER was overpowered by SERGEANT 27 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
OOPS SWEATER was viciously subdued by ANKHEG in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
YBIRA was overpowered by TWITTERY PERMIT in a 1 minute uneven fray.
CARLTON BARRETT was overcome by KARMA in a popular 1 minute contest.
OL' HECKLE subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 5 minute fight.
SLICKER FLINT overpowered PARLEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE DUKE! vanquished ALREADY DEAD in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ARMOR KNIGHT outwaited NOBODY SPECIAL in a crowd boring 18 minute gruesome bout.
DAWN was savagely defeated by MAX THOMPSON in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
VERNON MCGARITY vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MURMUR overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ defeated MANASCH in a popular 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  60 -  9      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  33 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  19 -  3      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         STRIKING ATTACK   68 -  63 -  5      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        42 -  50 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  29 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  16 -  1      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   9 -  0      25  |

Turn 254 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LULO & STITCH -28773        5   1  1  144 TOONZ (6071)
STRIKING ATTACK  CROUTON TAIL -9815          8   2  0  113 040908T (9430)
TOTAL PARRY      BRADACK -19529              9   4  0   90 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
LUNGING ATTACK   7TH SAMURAI -10736          8   6  0   86 SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNEAKY PETE -19825          4   0  1   70 TRIBUTE! (7675)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUNGRY HIPPO -15927         9   5  0   67 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (8331)
SLASHING ATTACK  RELOK -12867                6   5  0   53 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)
BASHING ATTACK   CARLTON BARRETT -23798      9   8  1   46 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RON TITAN -21149.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CROUTON TAIL -9815.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEATH KNIGHT 
-22724, BRILLIANT -12159, HUNGRY HIPPO -15927, FREE BALLOON -12089, LULO & STITCH 
-28773, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, TARTRE -15913, MAX THOMPSON -10160, TOURNEY STRIKER 
-19347, and 7TH SAMURAI -10736.

The least popular fighter this week was ARMOR KNIGHT -15918.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NOBODY SPECIAL 12747, OL' HECKLE -14468, DAWN -12160, ALREADY 
DEAD 27877, YBIRA -27567, OOPS SWEATER -10352, PUSHOVER -12039, WHOOO -21311, 
NUTRITION -30738, and MALCONTENT 28143.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TRENE OGRESTAFF (82--19971) DISTANT BREEZE