DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2009 Duedate: 08/14/2009
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 257
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOVER SOLE
VENETIAN II (8044)
(82-47852) [8-1-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NO CIGAR DOVER SOLE
SMOKIN' (8833) VENETIAN II (8044)
(82-52444) [11-4-0,108] (82-47852) [8-1-0,113]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
LADDER LAGER SAPPHIRA
040908D (9414) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)
(82-55642) [13-10-0,80] (82-45158) [0-3-0,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERATTA1 (9085) 40
2. CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) 24 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
3. CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) 20 Unchartered Team
4. 040908U (9431) 19
5. KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 17 WATER (9086)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*TRIBUTE! (7675) 5 0 1 100. 1/ 2 SMOKIN' (8833) 3 0 0
2/ 0*WATER (9086) 1 0 0 100. 2/12 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875) 3 0 0
3/ 2*VENETIAN II (8044) 8 1 0 88.9 3/ 8 SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 3 0 0
4- 3*YUCK! II (6589) 6 1 0 85.7 4/ 7*VENETIAN II (8044) 3 0 0
5/ 5 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 23 7 2 76.7 5/14 MONSTER MASH-D (7161) 3 0 0
6/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 6 2 0 75.0 6/ 0*ERATTA1 (9085) 3 1 0
7/ 0*ERATTA1 (9085) 3 1 0 75.0 7/ 1 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 3 3 0
8- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 3 1 0 75.0 8/ 3 011808R (9334) 2 0 0
9/ 8 SMOKIN' (8833) 11 4 0 73.3 9-10 KAOS (7662) 2 0 0
10- 9 040908F (9416) 10 4 0 71.4 10/15 MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 2 1 0
11-10*JOHN WAYNE (7170) 5 2 0 71.4 11/16 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 2 1 0
12/20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 8 4 0 66.7 12/ 0*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) 1 0 1
13-13*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 6 3 0 66.7 13/ 0 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 1 0 1
14-14*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357) 4 2 1 66.7 14/ 0 040908U (9431) 1 0 0
15/12 040908D (9414) 24 13 0 64.9 15/ 0*WATER (9086) 1 0 0
16/22 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875) 9 5 0 64.3 16/ 0 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) 1 0 0
17/ 0 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) 7 4 0 63.6 17- 4*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 1 0 0
18-23 040908T (9430) 12 8 0 60.0 18- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 7 5 2 58.3 19- 6*MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 1 0 0
20/26 011808R (9334) 9 7 3 56.2 20/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 1 0 0
21/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 5 4 0 55.6 21-33 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968) 1 0 0
22/ 0*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 5 4 0 55.6 22- 9*JOHN WAYNE (7170) 1 0 0
23/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 88 71 6 55.3 23/25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1 0 0
24/ 0 GWAR (1021) 117 95 9 55.2 24-11*TRIBUTE! (7675) 1 0 0
25/34 SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 6 5 0 54.5 25-26*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE (7676) 1 0 0
26/ 0 040908U (9431) 7 6 1 53.8 26/54 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1 0 0
27/29 MONSTER MASH-D (7161) 8 7 0 53.3 27/ 0*CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 1 0 0
28-27 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783) 38 34 4 52.8 28-29*YUCK! II (6589) 1 0 0
29/28 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 15 14 0 51.7 29-27 WATCHERS! II (6622) 1 0 0
30-30 PQ REDUX (7623) 7 7 0 50.0 30-37 TELEVTE (5738) 1 0 0
31-32*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 6 6 0 50.0 31/ 0*THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 1 0 0
32-33 10/25/06A (7686) 6 6 0 50.0 32-38*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026) 1 1 0
33-36*DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026) 3 3 0 50.0 33-44*LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 1 2 0
34/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 3 3 0 50.0 34/13 HANGING LOOSE (9016) 1 2 0
35/ 0*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) 1 1 1 50.0 35/42 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 1 2 0
36/37 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 25 29 1 46.3 36-43 THE ALKIES (4639) 1 3 0
37/31 011808P (9332) 6 7 1 46.2 37/45 011808B (9319) 0 3 0
38/43 MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 11 13 1 45.8 38/46 040908D (9414) 0 3 0
39-40 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968) 15 18 2 45.5 39/40 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 0 3 0
40-41 THE ALKIES (4639) 36 46 2 43.9 40/32 011808P (9332) 0 2 0
41/39*TOONZ (6071) 7 9 1 43.7 41-39 040908F (9416) 0 2 0
42-42 WATCHERS! II (6622) 7 9 0 43.7 42/36*TOONZ (6071) 0 2 0
43-45 KAOS (7662) 48 64 2 42.9 43-41 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585) 0 2 0
44/44 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 29 40 1 42.0 44-31 040908T (9430) 0 1 0
45-47*FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE (7676) 5 7 0 41.7 45-48 KAOS III (9346) 0 1 0
46-48 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201) 7 10 1 41.2 46-47 MEDAL OF HONOR A4 (8201) 0 1 0
47/46 HANGING LOOSE (9016) 8 12 0 40.0 47/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 0 1 0
48/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 3 5 0 37.5 48/ 0*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 0 1 0
49-50 NUMBERS 10 (2725) 4 7 0 36.4 49/ 0 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0 1 0
50/51 011808B (9319) 7 14 0 33.3 50-34 PQ REDUX (7623) 0 1 0
51-53 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585) 7 15 1 31.8 51-35 10/25/06A (7686) 0 1 0
52/ 0 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 4 9 0 30.8 52/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 0 1 0
53/54 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 9 24 1 27.3 53/ 0*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 0 1 0
54-56 TELEVTE (5738) 13 36 3 26.5 54-56 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783) 0 1 0
55-59 KAOS III (9346) 2 8 0 20.0 55/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 0 1 0
56/ 0*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 0 4 0 0.0 56-59 NUMBERS 10 (2725) 0 1 0
57/ 0*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 0 4 0 0.0 57/ 0 GWAR (1021) 0 1 0
58/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 0 1 0 0.0 58/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's
corny) is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50, who swept up 28 places in the ranks. Suffering under a
0-1-0 record and dropping from 13th to 34th place were the HANGING LOOSE. Keep
trying! Call it luck at the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new
team ERATTA1 scored a 3-1-0 record this week. Hey everybody, watch out for SHRIMP
ETOUFFE, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing QUALINESTI like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was VINDICTIVE
CUR, who dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with EVIL
EGGPLANT. The most challenged warrior this week was MALCONTENT. If this keeps up,
our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids! DOVER SOLE got through to the Duelmaster
this turn. No doubt he was more than anxious to kick MALCONTENT's tail out of the
throne! It's a proud day for the VENETIAN II stable, as their warrior, DOVER SOLE,
ascended the Duelmaster's throne. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion
a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad SMOKIN'? Big bad SMOKIN'. Big
bad SMOKIN'. DWES EG's afraid of the big bad SMOKIN'. Tra la la la la! For those
of you who like math, try this one: SMOKIN' + Weapons That go Boom = 040908D + Avoid
City.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And remember, you
can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one
already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOVER SOLE 47852 8 1 113 VENETIAN II (8044)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHARD OF STONE 45615 15 8 117 KAOS (7662)
-UNCLE FRED! 39800 7 4 112 WATCHERS! II (6622)
-BEWYLDER OAKEN 45613 14 24 109 KAOS (7662)
NO CIGAR 52444 11 4 108 SMOKIN' (8833)
BRADACK 46007 10 4 103 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
-GREEN SLIME 39621 6 1 101 YUCK! II (6589)
MALCONTENT 28143 11 8 92 WASTED YOUTH (4585)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RELOK 52669 9 5 88 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)
-CROUTON TAIL 55721 8 3 88 040908T (9430)
EVIL EGGPLANT 50511 6 5 83 SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497)
LADDER LAGER 55642 13 10 80 040908D (9414)
CARRION CRAWLER 42817 11 13 1 78 MONSTER MASH-C (7162)
-SNEAKY PETE 45711 5 0 1 77 TRIBUTE! (7675)
-UNCLE FEISTY 55652 10 4 76 040908F (9416)
VINDICTIVE CUR 28152 8 13 1 76 WASTED YOUTH (4585)
-SOULTAKER 45716 5 3 76 FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE I (7676)
DEATH KNIGHT 42812 5 5 73 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)
WHOOO 44225 8 4 72 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
-PRISONER R14 55069 7 10 1 71 DUNGEON CELL 23 (5585)
SADDAM A GO-GO 7155 9 10 69 GWAR (1021)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ABSURDITY 45778 6 6 66 10/25/06A (7686)
PREFAB EFFIGY 55724 7 6 1 65 040908U (9431)
OTHERWORLD 55747 7 5 2 64 KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
DIZZY 54125 7 4 63 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
PRISONER 0484 49671 9 24 1 62 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)
COBRA STARSHIP 45186 4 9 61 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)
FREE BALLOON 53447 8 12 60 HANGING LOOSE (9016)
ANKHEG 42828 8 6 60 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)
-ABSOLUT 28501 7 8 60 THE ALKIES (4639)
-SERGEANT 27 55428 6 3 60 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)
LA TOYA 50365 5 4 59 KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-5 (8473)
OOPS SWEATER 55184 7 14 57 011808B (9319)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUGGERNAUT 13597 6 2 54 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)
SLICKER FLINT 55262 4 2 1 54 011808R (9334)
-CARLTON BARRETT 41738 10 8 1 53 MEDAL OF HONOR IV (6968)
SAPPHIRA 45158 0 3 53 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)
TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 6 7 1 52 011808P (9332)
BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883 5 4 51 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)
-PUSHOVER 53497 3 3 51 DON'T COUNT ON IT (9026)
-KENNESAW 45196 3 1 49 TELEVTE (5738)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE DUKE! 42859 4 2 48 JOHN WAYNE (7170)
-ANGRYN 55322 2 8 44 KAOS III (9346)
-KARMA 45354 7 7 40 PQ REDUX (7623)
-MAX THOMPSON 55376 4 2 1 38 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)
-2201 17794 4 7 38 NUMBERS 10 (2725)
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330 3 1 36 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458 1 1 1 31 CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179)
-BRILLIANT 53377 3 4 29 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 2 2 29 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DAWN 53376 3 2 22 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
-AGON 35118 1 2 19 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)
DABOYCE 55867 1 0 17 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)
KARMA 53791 1 0 15 ERATTA1 (9085)
MEATWAD 40447 0 1 15 FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)
YING 53792 1 0 11 ERATTA1 (9085)
ARROW 53794 1 0 9 ERATTA1 (9085)
ENIAN 53796 1 0 8 WATER (9086)
PRISONER 616 55955 0 1 5 DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)
YANG 53793 0 1 5 ERATTA1 (9085)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 OTHERWORLD 55747 257 NONE
LOVABLE FUMES 55719 3 5 0 040908T 9430 SNEAKY PETE 45711 253 NOT REVENGED
FRIED DUCKPINS 52331 3 4 0 120507F 8812 PRISONER R14 55069 253 NOT REVENGED
QUALINESTI 41815 0 4 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984 SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458 257
PERSONAL ADS
Well, it's raining. Here on Dwes Eg, ALREADY in the middle of a lot of water, who
needs rain? I think we should pack it all up, or bottle it, or whatever, and send it
to Xochithlan. THEY need rain. Let them deal with it. -- Debby Tonte, visiting the
beach and missing the sun
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOVER SOLE devastated MALCONTENT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
EVIL EGGPLANT viciously subdued VINDICTIVE CUR in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
LULO & STITCH was savagely defeated by BRADACK in a 7 minute master's duel.
NO CIGAR overpowered LADDER LAGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SADDAM A GO-GO lost to CARRION CRAWLER in a 2 minute master's fight.
PRISONER R02 was overpowered by RELOK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OTHERWORLD assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0484 was vanquished by PREFAB EFFIGY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COBRA STARSHIP was overpowered by DEATH KNIGHT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHOOO savagely defeated FREE BALLOON in a action packed 3 minute gory veteran's fight.
DIZZY overpowered TWITTERY PERMIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLICKER FLINT slimly won victory over LA TOYA in a 3 minute master's conflict.
JUGGERNAUT unbelievably bested CRAWDAD MCPINCHY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
OOPS SWEATER was overcome by ANKHEG in a 2 minute expert's fight.
BEARDED AXE WOUND luckily beat SAPPHIRA in a action packed 5 minute expert's struggle.
SHRIMP ETOUFFE butchered QUALINESTI in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KARMA overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YING overpowered PRISONER 616 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YANG was overpowered by DABOYCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARROW beat MEATWAD in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ENIAN savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute beginner vs. expert upset bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 61 - 41 - 3 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 21 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 61 - 45 - 8 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 15 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 27 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 30 - 55 - 2 35 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 257 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 6 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK DOVER SOLE -17684 8 1 0 113 VENETIAN II (8044)
TOTAL PARRY BRADACK -19529 10 4 0 103 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
SLASHING ATTACK RELOK -12867 9 5 0 88 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875)
WALL OF STEEL EVIL EGGPLANT -15025 6 5 0 83 SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497)
AIMED BLOW LADDER LAGER -9894 13 10 0 80 040908D (9414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIZZY -11411 7 4 0 63 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145)
LUNGING ATTACK ANKHEG -22708 8 6 0 60 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LADDER LAGER -9894. The most popular warrior this
turn was SAPPHIRA -20378. The ten other most popular fighters were FREE BALLOON
-12089, LA TOYA -15171, ENIAN -11740, CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148, BEARDED AXE WOUND
-27653, CARRION CRAWLER -22719, SLICKER FLINT -10274, ARROW -11742, EVIL EGGPLANT
-15025, and BRADACK -19529.
The least popular fighter this week was YANG -11743. The other ten least popular
fighters were PRISONER 616 -9581, QUALINESTI -23721, COBRA STARSHIP -20350, PRISONER
0484 -15865, PRISONER R02 -14458, SADDAM A GO-GO 7155, MALCONTENT 28143, MEATWAD
-25089, OOPS SWEATER -10352, and TWITTERY PERMIT -10287.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LULO & STITCH (82--28773) TOONZ