DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/29/2009 Duedate: 09/11/2009 DWES EG ARENA DM 82 TURN 259 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS UNCLE FEISTY 040908F (9416) (82-55652) [12-4-0,105] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader UNCLE FEISTY SAPPHIRA 040908F (9416) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) (82-55652) [12-4-0,105] (82-45158) [2-3-0,66] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite LADDER LAGER CITADEL 040908D (9414) LILY, ETC. (5361) (82-55642) [13-12-0,81] (82-55756) [0-2-0,2] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434) 15 2. 011808P (9332) 15 040908F (9416) 3. TREES (8983) 15 Unchartered Team 4. TELS (8985) 14 5. CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 14 OPEN (8986) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 3*OPEN (8986) 2 0 0 100. 1- 1*ERATTA1 (9085) 5 1 0 2- 1*WATER (9086) 2 0 0 100. 2/ 3 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 3 0 1 3- 2*TEAM 5 II (7433) 2 0 0 100. 3/ 2 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 3 3 0 4/ 0*PRACTICAL (8976) 1 0 0 100. 4/19*OPEN (8986) 2 0 0 5/ 0*PRACTICALS (8981) 1 0 0 100. 5- 6*WATER (9086) 2 0 0 6/ 0*TREES (8983) 1 0 0 100. 6/30 040908F (9416) 2 0 0 7- 4 CORPULENT (8731) 11 1 0 91.7 7-12 KAOS (7662) 2 0 0 8- 5*VENETIAN II (8044) 8 1 0 88.9 8/28 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 2 0 0 9- 6*ERATTA1 (9085) 5 1 0 83.3 9/29 011808P (9332) 2 1 1 10/ 9 040908F (9416) 12 4 0 75.0 10/ 4 040908U (9431) 2 1 0 11/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 3 1 0 75.0 11/ 7 011808R (9334) 2 1 0 12- 7*LAZY 24 (8374) 3 1 0 75.0 12/10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 2 1 0 13- 8 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 23 8 2 74.2 13/35 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 2 1 0 14-10 SMOKIN' (8833) 11 4 0 73.3 14/36*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 2 1 0 15-12*AND SOME MORE (8722) 2 1 0 66.7 15-16*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) 1 0 1 16/15 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 9 5 2 64.3 16-17*AND SOME MORE (8722) 1 0 0 17-13 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) 7 4 0 63.6 17-18 CORPULENT (8731) 1 0 0 18/14 040908D (9414) 24 15 0 61.5 18- 5 SMOKIN' (8833) 1 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-17 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875) 9 6 0 60.0 19/ 0*PRACTICAL (8976) 1 0 0 20/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 6 4 0 60.0 20/ 0*PRACTICALS (8981) 1 0 0 21-18 KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 6 4 0 60.0 21/ 0*TREES (8983) 1 0 0 22/11 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 6 4 0 60.0 22-21 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) 1 0 0 23/16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 8 6 0 57.1 23- 8 SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 1 0 0 24-21*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394) 4 3 0 57.1 24- 9*VENETIAN II (8044) 1 0 0 25/19 011808R (9334) 10 8 3 55.6 25/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 1 0 0 26-23 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 88 72 6 55.0 26-22*LAZY 26 (8372) 1 0 0 27-24 GWAR (1021) 117 96 9 54.9 27-23*LAZY 24 (8374) 1 0 0 28-25 SATAN'S SUPERMARKE (8497) 6 5 0 54.5 28-24*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394) 1 0 0 29/31 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 6 5 0 54.5 29-25 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395) 1 0 0 30/28 011808P (9332) 8 7 2 53.3 30-11 MONSTER MASH-D (7161) 1 0 0 31/20 040908U (9431) 8 7 1 53.3 31-26*TEAM 5 II (7433) 1 0 0 32-26 MONSTER MASH-D (7161) 8 7 0 53.3 32-27 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750) 1 0 0 33-27 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 15 15 0 50.0 33-13 TELEVTE (5738) 1 0 0 34/38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 6 6 0 50.0 34/ 0 A UNIT XI (117) 1 0 0 35-30 LAZY 6 (8406) 5 5 0 50.0 35-14 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875) 1 1 0 36/22*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 4 4 0 50.0 36/47*TELS (8985) 1 1 0 37-34*CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) 1 1 1 50.0 37-31 KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8473) 1 1 0 38/61*TELS (8985) 1 1 0 50.0 38-38 MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 1 1 0 39-35*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983) 1 1 0 50.0 39-15 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) 1 1 0 40/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548) 1 1 0 50.0 40-34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1 1 0 41/37 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 26 30 1 46.4 41/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548) 1 1 0 42-36 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395) 6 7 1 46.2 42/43 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 1 2 0 43-39 MONSTER MASH-C (7162) 11 14 1 44.0 43/32 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1 2 0 44-40 KAOS (7662) 50 64 2 43.9 44/33 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1 2 0 45/42 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 32 41 1 43.8 45/39 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 1 2 0 46-41*TOONZ (6071) 7 9 1 43.7 46/37 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 1 2 0 47/ 0 A UNIT XI (117) 75 97 4 43.6 47/41 040908D (9414) 0 3 0 48-43 ANCIENT LORDS (7661) 70 91 3 43.5 48/40 011808B (9319) 0 3 0 49-44 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750) 8 11 0 42.1 49-42 HANGING LOOSE (9016) 0 2 0 50-45*LAZY 16 (8383) 2 3 1 40.0 50-44*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 0 2 0 51/33*LILY, ETC. (5361) 2 3 0 40.0 51/58*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 0 2 0 52-46 HANGING LOOSE (9016) 8 13 0 38.1 52/59*LILY, ETC. (5361) 0 2 0 53-47*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) 3 5 2 37.5 53-45 GWAR (1021) 0 2 0 54/50 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 5 10 0 33.3 54-46 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 0 2 0 55/48*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 3 6 0 33.3 55/ 0*BLADES (8978) 0 1 0 56/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 2 4 0 33.3 56/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 0 1 0 57/57*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 2 4 0 33.3 57/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 0 1 0 58-51*I WANT IT! (9170) 1 2 0 33.3 58-48*I WANT IT! (9170) 0 1 0 59/53 011808B (9319) 7 16 0 30.4 59/ 0*NATURAL (8977) 0 1 0 60/55 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 10 25 1 28.6 60-50*LAZY 16 (8383) 0 1 0 61-54 TELEVTE (5738) 14 36 3 28.0 61-51*4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) 0 1 0 62-56 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 3 10 0 23.1 62-52 LAZY 6 (8406) 0 1 0 63-58*LAZY 26 (8372) 1 5 0 16.7 63-53*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983) 0 1 0 64-59*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 0 4 0 0.0 64-54*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 0 1 0 65-60*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 0 2 0 0.0 65-55 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) 0 1 0 66/ 0*NATURAL (8977) 0 1 0 0.0 66-56 ANCIENT LORDS (7661) 0 1 0 67/ 0*BLADES (8978) 0 1 0 0.0 67-57*TOONZ (6071) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see what's new. Too bad, ERATTA1, but KILLED BY CRITICS II was just too good to be stopped. OPEN had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 4th team! I couldn't believe it. Did 040908F really go up by 24? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 8th team! I couldn't believe it. Did 011808P really go up by 20? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! CLEARING TO PLOW had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 13th team! I couldn't believe it. Did KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 really go up by 22? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! TELS had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 36th team! Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to this--KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 got 0-1-0 and dropped 11. Didn't see much of them after the fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 dropped 11, which I think's more than all the other teams combined! MVP award for OTHERWORLD? KILLED BY CRITICS II's proud of him after beating WHOOO and getting 15 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SERGEANT 27 got smashed by BEARDED AXE WOUND, and lost 14 points! What a putz! SHARD OF STONE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in UNCLE FEISTY's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't VINDICTIVE CUR fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. FEAR FACTORY IV was DWES EG's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why LILY, ETC.'s been avoiding FEAR FACTORY IV so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can WASTED YOUTH's MALCONTENT be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out LADDER LAGER challenged MALCONTENT. After all, haven't 040908D and WASTED YOUTH had a long standing duel in DWES EG? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MALCONTENT wants me to write about it since he defeated LADDER LAGER. Satisfied? Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. DWES EG is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UNCLE FEISTY 55652 12 4 105 040908F (9416) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DOVER SOLE 47852 8 1 113 VENETIAN II (8044) -NO CIGAR 52444 11 4 108 SMOKIN' (8833) MALCONTENT 28143 13 8 103 WASTED YOUTH (4585) -BRADACK 46007 10 5 99 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OTHERWORLD 55747 9 5 2 89 KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434) VINDICTIVE CUR 28152 9 14 1 87 WASTED YOUTH (4585) -CARRION CRAWLER 42817 11 14 1 84 MONSTER MASH-C (7162) -EVIL EGGPLANT 50511 6 5 83 SATAN'S SUPERMARKET (8497) PREFAB EFFIGY 55724 8 7 1 82 040908U (9431) LADDER LAGER 55642 13 12 81 040908D (9414) TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 8 7 2 81 011808P (9332) -LA TOYA 50365 6 4 80 KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-5 (8473) WHOOO 44225 8 6 74 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426) -SADDAM A GO-GO 7155 9 11 73 GWAR (1021) -DEATH KNIGHT 42812 5 5 73 MONSTER MASH-D (7161) PRISONER 0484 49671 10 25 1 71 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) HEAT MIZER 32846 6 6 70 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) -RELOK 52669 9 6 67 OF WOLF & MAN 5 (8875) -PIIE 34946 8 11 67 4-LETTER CHARTS (5750) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883 6 5 66 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) SAPPHIRA 45158 2 3 66 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) COBRA STARSHIP 45186 5 10 65 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) -DIZZY 54125 7 4 63 CHARTMASTES 1969 (9145) -STOOL SAMPLE 49946 4 3 60 EXTRA FURNITURE (8394) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OOPS SWEATER 55184 7 16 59 011808B (9319) -KENNESAW 45196 4 1 59 TELEVTE (5738) -FREE BALLOON 53447 8 13 57 HANGING LOOSE (9016) -ANKHEG 42828 8 7 57 MONSTER MASH-A (7164) SLICKER FLINT 55262 5 3 1 57 011808R (9334) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JUGGERNAUT 13597 6 4 56 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) -CRUEL TEA 55757 4 4 1 55 ANCIENT LORDS (7661) -TEST TUBE BABY 49949 6 7 1 52 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395) -RAINY GUY 49844 3 1 52 LAZY 24 (8374) -POPE BOB 43134 3 10 51 BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220) -SALARIED CORPSE 51768 3 0 49 CORPULENT (8731) HOBBS 4649 6 10 1 47 A UNIT XI (117) SERGEANT 27 55428 6 4 46 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) -GEMS 49984 2 3 1 44 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402) -CASHEWS 44260 2 0 34 TEAM 5 II (7433) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DABOYCE 55867 2 1 31 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) -SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458 1 1 1 31 CAJUNS UNCAGED! (9179) -MUCH WISDOM 54410 1 1 30 I WANT IT! (9170) -SUICIDAL OCTOPI 51725 2 1 27 AND SOME MORE (8722) WHO 53252 1 1 27 TELS (8985) -TRITIOM VICE 49889 2 3 1 26 LAZY 16 (8383) -ZEN JOINT 49835 1 5 24 LAZY 26 (8372) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -YING 53792 2 0 21 ERATTA1 (9085) KNOB 53256 2 0 21 OPEN (8986) -ENIAN 53796 2 0 20 WATER (9086) -CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 2 3 19 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) -YANG 53793 1 1 18 ERATTA1 (9085) -MANCOW 41813 1 1 16 MORNING MADHOUSE (6983) -MEATWAD 40447 0 2 16 FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789 3 1 15 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) -KARMA 53791 1 0 15 ERATTA1 (9085) ASH 53242 1 0 15 TREES (8983) MR. MAGOO 33552 1 0 13 BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548) JAMES MILLS 55323 2 4 10 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) -ARROW 53794 1 0 9 ERATTA1 (9085) BLUSH 53206 1 0 9 PRACTICAL (8976) PET DOLL 53233 1 0 7 PRACTICALS (8981) BULLOCKS 53209 0 1 7 NATURAL (8977) PRISONER 616 55955 0 2 6 DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) CUTLASS 53218 0 1 5 BLADES (8978) CITADEL 55756 0 2 2 LILY, ETC. (5361) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? C 33551 0 1 0 BRAIN FOOD 2 5548 ARENAMASTER 259 NONE QUALINESTI 41815 0 4 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984 SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458 257 BUN BATCH 50005 5 5 0 LAZY 6 8406 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 258 PERSONAL ADS 26 August 09 There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended! Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS C was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. LADDER LAGER was viciously subdued by MALCONTENT in a 4 minute Challenge duel. OTHERWORLD overpowered WHOOO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel. OOPS SWEATER was outlasted by HEAT MIZER in a 8 minute master's Challenge match. SAPPHIRA vanquished SLICKER FLINT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. UNCLE FEISTY slimly won victory over VINDICTIVE CUR in a 3 minute Title competition. COBRA STARSHIP was vanquished by PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute uneven duel. PREFAB EFFIGY was unbelievably bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute fight. PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated JUGGERNAUT in a 3 minute veteran's fight. SERGEANT 27 was overpowered by BEARDED AXE WOUND in a 1 minute one-sided match. TWITTERY PERMIT viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute conflict. HOBBS subdued DABOYCE in a 1 minute brawl. WHO overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. JAMES MILLS was overpowered by KNOB in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CITADEL was bested by BLUSH in a exciting 6 minute beginner's duel. CLETO RODRIQUEZ viciously subdued PRISONER 616 in a 3 minute gory amateur's brawl. BULLOCKS was savagely defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 5 minute match. CUTLASS was handily defeated by MR. MAGOO in a 1 minute mismatched competition. PET DOLL beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's fight. ASH demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 9 STRIKING ATTACK 70 - 41 - 4 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 60 - 44 - 6 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 26 - 0 54 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 16 - 2 52 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 10 - 0 47 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 22 - 1 39 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 32 - 56 - 1 36 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 12 - 1 29 | Turn 259 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW UNCLE FEISTY -9884 12 4 0 105 040908F (9416) TOTAL PARRY MALCONTENT 28143 13 8 0 103 WASTED YOUTH (4585) STRIKING ATTACK OTHERWORLD -9789 9 5 2 89 KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434) PARRY-RIPOSTE SLICKER FLINT -10274 5 3 1 57 011808R (9334) LUNGING ATTACK SERGEANT 27 -10108 6 4 0 46 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LADDER LAGER -9894. The most popular warrior this turn was CITADEL -9780. The ten other most popular fighters were MALCONTENT 28143, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, TWITTERY PERMIT -10287, OTHERWORLD -9789, PREFAB EFFIGY -9812, PRISONER 0484 -15865, UNCLE FEISTY -9884, LADDER LAGER -9894, CLETO RODRIQUEZ -16747, and SAPPHIRA -20378. The least popular fighter this week was HEAT MIZER -32690. The other ten least popular fighters were CUTLASS -12318, BULLOCKS -12327, JAMES MILLS -10213, SERGEANT 27 -10108, JUGGERNAUT 13597, COBRA STARSHIP -20350, OOPS SWEATER -10352, C -31985, MR. MAGOO -31984, and PRISONER 616 -9581. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: SHARD OF STONE (82--19921) KAOS