DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/26/2009 Duedate: 10/09/2009
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 261
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BRADACK
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
(82-46007) [12-5-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BRADACK LICK RANGFORD
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)
(82-46007) [12-5-0,107] (82-42497) [4-0-0,65]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
VINDICTIVE CUR OTHERWORLD
WASTED YOUTH (4585) KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434)
(82-28152) [9-16-1,90] (82-55747) [9-7-2,78]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 27
2. COLLUDERS R WE (8271) 21 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
3. DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 20 Unchartered Team
4. OFFICE VOGUE (6374) 18
5. D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 17 STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104) 4 0 0 100. 1/ 2 011808P (9332) 3 0 0
2- 1*OPEN (8986) 2 0 0 100. 2/ 7*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 3 0 0
3- 4*PRACTICAL (8976) 1 0 0 100. 3/ 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 3 0 0
4- 5*PRACTICALS (8981) 1 0 0 100. 4/13 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 3 0 0
5- 6*TREES (8983) 1 0 0 100. 5/27 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726) 2 0 0
6/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 1 0 0 100. 6/35 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 2 0 0
7/ 0*THAT TEAM LI (6292) 1 0 0 100. 7/39 040908D (9414) 2 1 0
8/ 9*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 5 1 0 83.3 8/ 3 040908F (9416) 2 1 0
9/11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 25 8 2 75.8 9/41 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 2 1 0
10/10 040908F (9416) 13 5 0 72.2 10/ 1 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 2 3 0
11/ 0*COLLUDERS R WE (8271) 7 3 0 70.0 11/ 0*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742) 1 0 1
12/ 0*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 2 1 0 66.7 12/60*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 1 0 1
13/14 040908D (9414) 26 15 0 63.4 13/ 0*THAT TEAM LIII (6294) 1 0 1
14/ 0*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297) 5 3 1 62.5 14/ 0*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 1 0 0
15/19 011808P (9332) 10 7 2 58.8 15-14*PRACTICAL (8976) 1 0 0
16/25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 8 6 0 57.1 16-15*PRACTICALS (8981) 1 0 0
17/15 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 9 7 2 56.2 17-16*TREES (8983) 1 0 0
18-20 040908U (9431) 9 7 1 56.2 18-32*TELS (8985) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/26 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 9 7 0 56.2 19- 5*OPEN (8986) 1 0 0
20/22 GWAR (1021) 118 96 9 55.1 20/ 0*THAT TEAM (8508) 1 0 0
21/27 011808R (9334) 11 9 3 55.0 21/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 1 0 0
22/30 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288) 7 6 0 53.8 22/ 0 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292) 1 0 0
23/37 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726) 15 15 2 50.0 23/ 0*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297) 1 0 0
24/23 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 6 6 0 50.0 24/ 0*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104) 1 0 0
25/24 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 6 6 0 50.0 25/ 0*THAT TEAM LI (6292) 1 0 0
26-32*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 4 4 0 50.0 26/ 0*OFFICE VOGUE (6374) 1 0 0
27/ 0*THAT TEAM LIII (6294) 1 1 1 50.0 27- 9*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 1 0 0
28-33*TELS (8985) 1 1 0 50.0 28/62 GWAR (1021) 1 0 0
29/38 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847) 28 30 1 48.3 29-31 A UNIT XI (117) 1 0 0
30/29 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725) 11 12 1 47.8 30-10 040908U (9431) 1 1 0
31/40 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731) 10 11 0 47.6 31/54 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731) 1 1 0
32/36 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727) 17 19 0 47.2 32/26 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725) 1 1 0
33/ 0 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292) 18 21 0 46.2 33/28 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727) 1 1 0
34/ 0 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724) 114 135 9 45.8 34/11 KILLED BY CRITICS (9434) 1 2 0
35-44 A UNIT XI (117) 75 97 4 43.6 35/37 011808B (9319) 1 2 0
36/41 WASTED YOUTH (4585) 33 43 1 43.4 36/38 011808R (9334) 1 2 0
37/54*LILY, ETC. (5361) 3 4 0 42.9 37/33*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 1 2 0
38/46*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 3 5 0 37.5 38/ 0*COLLUDERS R WE (8271) 1 2 0
39/50 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 6 11 0 35.3 39/40 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 1 2 0
40/ 0*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742) 6 12 2 33.3 40/42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1 2 0
41-53*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 3 6 0 33.3 41/12 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1 2 0
42/ 0*OFFICE VOGUE (6374) 2 4 0 33.3 42/36*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548) 1 2 0
43-55*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 2 4 0 33.3 43/43*LILY, ETC. (5361) 1 2 0
44/61*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745) 1 2 1 33.3 44/46 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 0 3 0
45/ 0*THAT TEAM (8508) 1 2 0 33.3 45/44 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002) 0 3 0
46/34*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983) 1 2 0 33.3 46/45*I WANT IT! (9170) 0 2 0
47/35*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548) 1 2 0 33.3 47-49*NATURAL (8977) 0 1 0
48/52 011808B (9319) 8 17 0 32.0 48-50*BLADES (8978) 0 1 0
49/57 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343) 10 27 1 27.0 49/55*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983) 0 1 0
50/58*I WANT IT! (9170) 1 4 0 20.0 50-34*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 0 1 0
51/ 0*THAT TEAM LII (6293) 0 2 0 0.0 51/ 0 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724) 0 1 0
52-62*NATURAL (8977) 0 1 0 0.0 52/ 0*THAT TEAM LII (6293) 0 1 0
53-63*BLADES (8978) 0 1 0 0.0 53-61*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529) 0 1 0
54/ 0*THAT TEAM L (5515) 0 1 0 0.0 54/ 0*THAT TEAM L (5515) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Like a chunk of
francium heaved into a wet pond, SACS DE SABLE 2 blew up the rankings to 22! Perhaps
it is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 35th
to 6th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after 040908D
showed DWES EG what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 32. Perhaps it is CLEARING
TO PLOW members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 41st to 9th last
week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond,
FEAR FACTORY 9 blew up the rankings to 48! Managers were muttering after GWAR showed
DWES EG what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 34. Perhaps it is SACS DE SABLE 7
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 54th to 31st last week...
(Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of
KILLED BY CRITICS II. Note their drop in the rankings from 11th to 34th. Watch
out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is KELLUMBO'S K
06-73, after suffering a 29 drop in ranking. CLEARING TO PLOW had cause to
celebrate, after BEARDED AXE WOUND got 27 points by beating GODSMACK. A certain
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to
SADDAM A GO-GO. (Discrete enough, OOPS SWEATER?) Now I can't insult PRISONER R02, as
he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay
it on too thick) Word has it one team in DWES EG is taking speech lessons to try to
bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
DUNGEON CELL 97 are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34, so did that sorry
team shy from DUNGEON CELL 97 Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and VINDICTIVE
CUR is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't WASTED YOUTH proud! JAMES
MILLS found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below: CITADEL. CITADEL of LILY,
ETC. kept its wits as it won victory over JAMES MILLS. Willing to win at any cost is
BRADACK, who challenged VINDICTIVE CUR, 12 points junior. Our sympathies, VINDICTIVE
CUR! I thought BRADACK showed great skill and promise when he bested VINDICTIVE CUR.
All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in DWES EG is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. DWES EG, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at
The Warty Toad. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRADACK 46007 12 5 107 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAZE 49272 13 10 103 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
LADDER LAGER 55642 15 12 95 040908D (9414)
GODSMACK 48417 13 6 95 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 10 7 2 95 011808P (9332)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINDICTIVE CUR 28152 9 16 1 90 WASTED YOUTH (4585)
WHOOO 44225 9 7 88 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883 7 6 88 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)
-PREFAB EFFIGY 55724 9 7 1 87 040908U (9431)
SADDAM A GO-GO 7155 10 11 83 GWAR (1021)
HEAT MIZER 32846 8 6 82 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)
OTHERWORLD 55747 9 7 2 78 KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
SLICKER FLINT 55262 6 4 1 74 011808R (9334)
COBRA STARSHIP 45186 6 11 74 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)
RIRIRON MOTHER 50264 8 2 72 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
PERCE POITRAIL 46098 7 3 69 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)
PRISONER 0484 49671 10 27 1 68 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SAPPHIRA 45158 2 3 66 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)
LICK RANGFORD 42497 4 0 65 STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)
OOPS SWEATER 55184 8 17 63 011808B (9319)
JUGGERNAUT 13597 6 6 58 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)
THE MAD DWARF 46075 5 2 58 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOBBS 4649 6 10 1 47 A UNIT XI (117)
PAPERCLIP TIARA 38367 2 2 47 OFFICE VOGUE (6374)
PIP PREDICTS TC 51917 2 1 45 D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743)
AHENO BARBUS 52173 4 3 1 40 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)
SERGEANT 27 55428 6 6 38 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)
STRAWBERRY MUFFIN 49301 2 0 38 HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANAGER 49165 2 1 33 COLLUDERS R WE (8271)
MUCH WISDOM 54410 1 3 32 I WANT IT! (9170)
-DABOYCE 55867 2 1 31 KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)
CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789 5 1 29 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)
-WHO 53252 1 1 27 TELS (8985)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IZWOLD 51907 3 2 2 26 DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANALGER 49167 4 1 23 COLLUDERS R WE (8271)
THAT GUY 37917 1 1 1 23 THAT TEAM LIII (6294)
-KNOB 53256 2 0 21 OPEN (8986)
MEATWAD 40447 1 2 1 21 FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)
THAT WARRIOR 50575 1 2 21 THAT TEAM (8508)
CITADEL 55756 1 3 18 LILY, ETC. (5361)
-ASH 53242 1 0 15 TREES (8983)
THAT WARRIOR 37905 1 0 15 THAT TEAM LI (6292)
JAMES MILLS 55323 3 5 14 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)
MR. MAGOO 33552 1 1 14 BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)
-BLUSH 53206 1 0 9 PRACTICAL (8976)
VULCAN 46313 1 0 7 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
-PET DOLL 53233 1 0 7 PRACTICALS (8981)
THAT WARRIOR 33384 0 1 7 THAT TEAM L (5515)
-BULLOCKS 53209 0 1 7 NATURAL (8977)
THAT WARRIOR 37908 0 2 6 THAT TEAM LII (6293)
-PRISONER 616 55955 0 2 6 DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)
-CUTLASS 53218 0 1 5 BLADES (8978)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 IZWOLD 51907 261 NONE
RAGEMAN 49166 1 1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271 MEATWAD 40447 261
QUALINESTI 41815 0 4 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984 SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458 257 NOT REVENGED
BUN BATCH 50005 5 5 0 LAZY 6 8406 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 258
MANCOW 41813 1 2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917 261
PERSONAL ADS
Well, it's raining. Again. Here on Dwes Eg, ALREADY in the middle of a lot of
water, who needs rain? I think we should pack it all up, or bottle it, or whatever,
and send it to Xochithlan. THEY need rain. Let them deal with it. -- Debby Tonte,
visiting the beach and missing the sun
P.S. Yes, I know I said this before. But were you listening?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BRADACK bested VINDICTIVE CUR in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
HEAT MIZER subdued RIRIRON MOTHER in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
OTHERWORLD was unbelievably bested by WHOOO in a 7 minute master's Challenge brawl.
JUGGERNAUT was demolished by PERCE POITRAIL in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CITADEL defeated JAMES MILLS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
UNCLE FEISTY was devastated by PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HAZE handily defeated PRISONER 0484 in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TWITTERY PERMIT won victory over COBRA STARSHIP in a 2 minute expert's fight.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered OOPS SWEATER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GODSMACK was savagely defeated by BEARDED AXE WOUND in a 5 minute veteran's match.
LADDER LAGER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
LICK RANGFORD overpowered AHENO BARBUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLICKER FLINT overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERGEANT 27 was devastated by PAPERCLIP TIARA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE MAD DWARF overpowered MANALGER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
PIP PREDICTS TC devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 5 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MUCH WISDOM was overpowered by MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IZWOLD assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
MEATWAD delivered the death blow upon RAGEMAN in a 1 minute bout.
THAT GUY assassinated MANCOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STRAWBERRY MUFFIN overpowered CULT MEMBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
THAT WARRIOR bested CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bout.
MR. MAGOO was demolished by CLETO RODRIQUEZ in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAT WARRIOR was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THAT WARRIOR overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAT WARRIOR lost to VULCAN in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 40 - 5 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 13 - 2 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 40 - 3 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 25 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 16 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 32 - 53 - 1 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 261 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BRADACK -19529 12 5 0 107 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
LUNGING ATTACK HAZE -16264 13 10 0 103 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
AIMED BLOW LADDER LAGER -9894 15 12 0 95 040908D (9414)
WALL OF STEEL GODSMACK -17119 13 6 0 95 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
STRIKING ATTACK TWITTERY PERMIT -10287 10 7 2 95 011808P (9332)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLICKER FLINT -10274 6 4 1 74 011808R (9334)
BASHING ATTACK RIRIRON MOTHER -15272 8 2 0 72 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is VINDICTIVE CUR 28152. The most popular warrior this
turn was OTHERWORLD -9789. The ten other most popular fighters were BEARDED AXE
WOUND -27653, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, RIRIRON MOTHER -15272, GODSMACK -17119, TWITTERY
PERMIT -10287, BRADACK -19529, WHOOO -21311, HAZE -16264, LADDER LAGER -9894, and PIP
PREDICTS TC -13619.
The least popular fighter this week was THAT WARRIOR -27628. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR. MAGOO -31984, MANCOW -23723, IZWOLD -13629, MUCH WISDOM
-11126, SERGEANT 27 -10108, AHENO BARBUS -13363, THAT WARRIOR -27631, RAGEMAN -16370,
MANAGER -16371, and PAPERCLIP TIARA -27169.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BRADACK (82--19529) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50