DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2009    Duedate: 10/09/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 261

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRADACK
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
(82-46007) [12-5-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRADACK                        LICK RANGFORD
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)      STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)
(82-46007) [12-5-0,107]        (82-42497) [4-0-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VINDICTIVE CUR                 OTHERWORLD
WASTED YOUTH (4585)            KILLED BY CRITICS II (9434)
(82-28152) [9-16-1,90]         (82-55747) [9-7-2,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)       27 
2. COLLUDERS R WE (8271)         21 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
3. DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)         20    Unchartered Team
4. OFFICE VOGUE (6374)           18 
5. D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743)     17    STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)     4   0  0 100.   1/ 2 011808P (9332)            3  0 0
 2- 1*OPEN (8986)                2   0  0 100.   2/ 7*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  3  0 0
 3- 4*PRACTICAL (8976)           1   0  0 100.   3/ 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 3  0 0
 4- 5*PRACTICALS (8981)          1   0  0 100.   4/13 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     3  0 0
 5- 6*TREES (8983)               1   0  0 100.   5/27 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    2  0 0
 6/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      1   0  0 100.   6/35 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 2  0 0
 7/ 0*THAT TEAM LI (6292)        1   0  0 100.   7/39 040908D (9414)            2  1 0
 8/ 9*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   5   1  0 83.3   8/ 3 040908F (9416)            2  1 0
 9/11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 25   8  2 75.8   9/41 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   2  1 0
10/10 040908F (9416)            13   5  0 72.2  10/ 1 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       2  3 0
11/ 0*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)      7   3  0 70.0  11/ 0*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     1  0 1
12/ 0*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743)  2   1  0 66.7  12/60*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     1  0 1
13/14 040908D (9414)            26  15  0 63.4  13/ 0*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     1  0 1
14/ 0*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)       5   3  1 62.5  14/ 0*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 1  0 0
15/19 011808P (9332)            10   7  2 58.8  15-14*PRACTICAL (8976)          1  0 0
16/25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  8   6  0 57.1  16-15*PRACTICALS (8981)         1  0 0
17/15 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  9   7  2 56.2  17-16*TREES (8983)              1  0 0
18-20 040908U (9431)             9   7  1 56.2  18-32*TELS (8985)               1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/26 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426)  9   7  0 56.2  19- 5*OPEN (8986)               1  0 0
20/22 GWAR (1021)              118  96  9 55.1  20/ 0*THAT TEAM (8508)          1  0 0
21/27 011808R (9334)            11   9  3 55.0  21/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  0 0
22/30 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    7   6  0 53.8  22/ 0 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  0 0
23/37 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    15  15  2 50.0  23/ 0*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      1  0 0
24/23 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   6   6  0 50.0  24/ 0*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    1  0 0
25/24 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)   6   6  0 50.0  25/ 0*THAT TEAM LI (6292)       1  0 0
26-32*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)  4   4  0 50.0  26/ 0*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       1  0 0
27/ 0*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)      1   1  1 50.0  27- 9*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 1  0 0
28-33*TELS (8985)                1   1  0 50.0  28/62 GWAR (1021)               1  0 0
29/38 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     28  30  1 48.3  29-31 A UNIT XI (117)           1  0 0
30/29 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    11  12  1 47.8  30-10 040908U (9431)            1  1 0
31/40 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    10  11  0 47.6  31/54 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    1  1 0
32/36 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    17  19  0 47.2  32/26 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    1  1 0
33/ 0 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    18  21  0 46.2  33/28 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  1 0
34/ 0 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    114 135  9 45.8  34/11 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 1  2 0
35-44 A UNIT XI (117)           75  97  4 43.6  35/37 011808B (9319)            1  2 0
36/41 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       33  43  1 43.4  36/38 011808R (9334)            1  2 0
37/54*LILY, ETC. (5361)          3   4  0 42.9  37/33*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  2 0
38/46*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   3   5  0 37.5  38/ 0*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     1  2 0
39/50 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  6  11  0 35.3  39/40 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
40/ 0*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)      6  12  2 33.3  40/42 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1  2 0
41-53*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)     3   6  0 33.3  41/12 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  2 0
42/ 0*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        2   4  0 33.3  42/36*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       1  2 0
43-55*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520)  2   4  0 33.3  43/43*LILY, ETC. (5361)         1  2 0
44/61*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)      1   2  1 33.3  44/46 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  3 0
45/ 0*THAT TEAM (8508)           1   2  0 33.3  45/44 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  0  3 0
46/34*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)    1   2  0 33.3  46/45*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  2 0
47/35*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)        1   2  0 33.3  47-49*NATURAL (8977)            0  1 0
48/52 011808B (9319)             8  17  0 32.0  48-50*BLADES (8978)             0  1 0
49/57 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    10  27  1 27.0  49/55*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)   0  1 0
50/58*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   4  0 20.0  50-34*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 0  1 0
51/ 0*THAT TEAM LII (6293)       0   2  0  0.0  51/ 0 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     0  1 0
52-62*NATURAL (8977)             0   1  0  0.0  52/ 0*THAT TEAM LII (6293)      0  1 0
53-63*BLADES (8978)              0   1  0  0.0  53-61*DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    0  1 0
54/ 0*THAT TEAM L (5515)         0   1  0  0.0  54/ 0*THAT TEAM L (5515)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, SACS DE SABLE 2 blew up the rankings to 22!  Perhaps 
it is KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 35th 
to 6th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after 040908D 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 32.  Perhaps it is CLEARING 
TO PLOW members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 41st to 9th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
FEAR FACTORY 9 blew up the rankings to 48!  Managers were muttering after GWAR showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 34.  Perhaps it is SACS DE SABLE 7 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 54th to 31st last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
KILLED BY CRITICS II.  Note their drop in the rankings from 11th to 34th.  Watch 
out!!!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is KELLUMBO'S K 
06-73, after suffering a 29 drop in ranking.  CLEARING TO PLOW had cause to 
celebrate, after BEARDED AXE WOUND got 27 points by beating GODSMACK.  A certain 
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to 
SADDAM A GO-GO.  (Discrete enough, OOPS SWEATER?) Now I can't insult PRISONER R02, as 
he has gloriously dueled to the top.  Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay 
it on too thick) Word has it one team in DWES EG is taking speech lessons to try to 
bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
DUNGEON CELL 97 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34, so did that sorry 
team shy from DUNGEON CELL 97 Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and VINDICTIVE 
CUR is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't WASTED YOUTH proud!  JAMES 
MILLS found himself challenged by a warrior 18 below:  CITADEL.  CITADEL of LILY, 
ETC. kept its wits as it won victory over JAMES MILLS.  Willing to win at any cost is 
BRADACK, who challenged VINDICTIVE CUR, 12 points junior.  Our sympathies, VINDICTIVE 
CUR!  I thought BRADACK showed great skill and promise when he bested VINDICTIVE CUR. 
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in DWES EG is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  DWES EG, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at 
The Warty Toad.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRADACK 46007                12   5    107         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAZE 49272                   13  10    103         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 LADDER LAGER 55642           15  12     95         040908D (9414)            
 GODSMACK 48417               13   6     95         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     
 TWITTERY PERMIT 55249        10   7  2  95         011808P (9332)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152          9  16  1  90         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 WHOOO 44225                   9   7     88         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
 BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       7   6     88         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
-PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           9   7  1  87         040908U (9431)            
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          10  11     83         GWAR (1021)               
 HEAT MIZER 32846              8   6     82         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
 OTHERWORLD 55747              9   7  2  78         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 SLICKER FLINT 55262           6   4  1  74         011808R (9334)            
 COBRA STARSHIP 45186          6  11     74         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
 RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          8   2     72         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          7   3     69         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 PRISONER 0484 49671          10  27  1  68         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAPPHIRA 45158                2   3     66         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 11 (4520) 
 LICK RANGFORD 42497           4   0     65         STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            8  17     63         011808B (9319)            
 JUGGERNAUT 13597              6   6     58         THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  
 THE MAD DWARF 46075           5   2     58         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOBBS 4649                    6  10  1  47         A UNIT XI (117)           
 PAPERCLIP TIARA 38367         2   2     47         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
 PIP PREDICTS TC 51917         2   1     45         D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 
 AHENO BARBUS 52173            4   3  1  40         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 SERGEANT 27 55428             6   6     38         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 STRAWBERRY MUFFIN 49301       2   0     38         HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANAGER 49165                 2   1     33         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
 MUCH WISDOM 54410             1   3     32         I WANT IT! (9170)         
-DABOYCE 55867                 2   1     31         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         5   1     29         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-WHO 53252                     1   1     27         TELS (8985)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IZWOLD 51907                  3   2  2  26         DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANALGER 49167                4   1     23         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
 THAT GUY 37917                1   1  1  23         THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     
-KNOB 53256                    2   0     21         OPEN (8986)               
 MEATWAD 40447                 1   2  1  21         FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     
 THAT WARRIOR 50575            1   2     21         THAT TEAM (8508)          
 CITADEL 55756                 1   3     18         LILY, ETC. (5361)         
-ASH 53242                     1   0     15         TREES (8983)              
 THAT WARRIOR 37905            1   0     15         THAT TEAM LI (6292)       
 JAMES MILLS 55323             3   5     14         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 MR. MAGOO 33552               1   1     14         BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       
-BLUSH 53206                   1   0      9         PRACTICAL (8976)          
 VULCAN 46313                  1   0      7         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-PET DOLL 53233                1   0      7         PRACTICALS (8981)         
 THAT WARRIOR 33384            0   1      7         THAT TEAM L (5515)        
-BULLOCKS 53209                0   1      7         NATURAL (8977)            
 THAT WARRIOR 37908            0   2      6         THAT TEAM LII (6293)      
-PRISONER 616 55955            0   2      6         DUNGEON CELL 61 (6529)    
-CUTLASS 53218                 0   1      5         BLADES (8978)             

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      IZWOLD 51907          261  NONE
RAGEMAN 49166           1  1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271  MEATWAD 40447         261   
QUALINESTI 41815        0  4 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984  SHRIMP ETOUFFE 54458  257  NOT REVENGED
BUN BATCH 50005         5  5 0 LAZY 6 8406          TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 258   
MANCOW 41813            1  2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917        261   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, it's raining.  Again.  Here on Dwes Eg, ALREADY in the middle of a lot of
water, who needs rain?  I think we should pack it all up, or bottle it, or whatever,
and send it to Xochithlan.  THEY need rain.  Let them deal with it. -- Debby Tonte,
visiting the beach and missing the sun
P.S.  Yes, I know I said this before.  But were you listening?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRADACK bested VINDICTIVE CUR in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
HEAT MIZER subdued RIRIRON MOTHER in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
OTHERWORLD was unbelievably bested by WHOOO in a 7 minute master's Challenge brawl.
JUGGERNAUT was demolished by PERCE POITRAIL in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CITADEL defeated JAMES MILLS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
UNCLE FEISTY was devastated by PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HAZE handily defeated PRISONER 0484 in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
TWITTERY PERMIT won victory over COBRA STARSHIP in a 2 minute expert's fight.
SADDAM A GO-GO overpowered OOPS SWEATER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GODSMACK was savagely defeated by BEARDED AXE WOUND in a 5 minute veteran's match.
LADDER LAGER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
LICK RANGFORD overpowered AHENO BARBUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLICKER FLINT overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERGEANT 27 was devastated by PAPERCLIP TIARA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE MAD DWARF overpowered MANALGER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
PIP PREDICTS TC devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 5 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MUCH WISDOM was overpowered by MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IZWOLD assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
MEATWAD delivered the death blow upon RAGEMAN in a 1 minute bout.
THAT GUY assassinated MANCOW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STRAWBERRY MUFFIN overpowered CULT MEMBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
THAT WARRIOR bested CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bout.
MR. MAGOO was demolished by CLETO RODRIQUEZ in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAT WARRIOR was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THAT WARRIOR overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAT WARRIOR lost to VULCAN in a 2 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  40 -  5      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  13 -  2      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  40 -  3      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  25 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  16 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        32 -  53 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 261 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  1     AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BRADACK -19529             12   5  0  107 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAZE -16264                13  10  0  103 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894         15  12  0   95 040908D (9414)
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            13   6  0   95 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
STRIKING ATTACK  TWITTERY PERMIT -10287     10   7  2   95 011808P (9332)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLICKER FLINT -10274        6   4  1   74 011808R (9334)
BASHING ATTACK   RIRIRON MOTHER -15272       8   2  0   72 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VINDICTIVE CUR 28152.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OTHERWORLD -9789.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEARDED AXE 
WOUND -27653, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, RIRIRON MOTHER -15272, GODSMACK -17119, TWITTERY 
PERMIT -10287, BRADACK -19529, WHOOO -21311, HAZE -16264, LADDER LAGER -9894, and PIP 
PREDICTS TC -13619.

The least popular fighter this week was THAT WARRIOR -27628.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR. MAGOO -31984, MANCOW -23723, IZWOLD -13629, MUCH WISDOM 
-11126, SERGEANT 27 -10108, AHENO BARBUS -13363, THAT WARRIOR -27631, RAGEMAN -16370, 
MANAGER -16371, and PAPERCLIP TIARA -27169.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BRADACK (82--19529) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50