DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/10/2009    Duedate: 10/23/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 262

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GODSMACK
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-48417) [14-6-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GODSMACK                       ONOMATAPOEIA
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)          SUPERIOR FORCES 7300 (3708)
(82-48417) [14-6-0,105]        (82-23282) [3-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAZE                           HAZE
NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
(82-49272) [13-11-0,93]        (82-49272) [13-11-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)       22 
2. SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6302)   16    040908D (9414)
3. SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)        14    Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 (7426)   13 
5. SUPERIOR FORCES 7300 (3708)   12 SUPERIOR FORCES 1603 (8332)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)     4   0  0 100.   1/ 4 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     3  0 0
 2- 7*THAT TEAM LI (6292)        1   0  0 100.   2- 1 011808P (9332)            2  0 0
 3/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  4   1  0 80.0   3- 5 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    2  0 0
 4- 9 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 25   8  2 75.8   4- 6 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 2  0 0
 5/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708)  3   1  0 75.0   5/35 011808B (9319)            2  1 0
 6-10 040908F (9416)            13   5  0 72.2   6/ 7 040908D (9414)            2  1 0
 7/ 8*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   5   2  0 71.4   7/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  2  1 0
 8-11*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)      7   3  0 70.0   8/31 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    2  1 0
 9-12*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743)  2   1  0 66.7   9/40 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 2  1 0
10-14*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)       5   3  1 62.5  10/ 9 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   2  1 0
11/13 040908D (9414)            26  16  0 61.9  11/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 2  1 0
12/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  3   2  0 60.0  12/10 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       2  2 0
13-15 011808P (9332)            10   7  2 58.8  13-11*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     1  0 1
14/19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 10   7  0 58.8  14-12*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     1  0 1
15/22 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    8   6  0 57.1  15-13*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     1  0 1
16-17 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  9   7  2 56.2  16-14*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 1  0 0
17-18 040908U (9431)             9   7  1 56.2  17/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   1  0 0
18/20 GWAR (1021)              118  97  9 54.9  18-30 040908U (9431)            1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/25 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)   7   6  0 53.8  19-20*THAT TEAM (8508)          1  0 0
20/16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  8   7  0 53.3  20-23*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      1  0 0
21/21 011808R (9334)            11  10  3 52.4  21/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 1  0 0
22-23 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    15  15  2 50.0  22/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  0 0
23/31 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    11  11  0 50.0  23/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058) 1  0 0
24/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    6   6  0 50.0  24/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  0 0
25/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  5   5  0 50.0  25-24*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    1  0 0
26/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058)  2   2  0 50.0  26-25*THAT TEAM LI (6292)       1  0 0
27-27*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)      1   1  1 50.0  27/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 1  0 0
28/ 6*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      1   1  0 50.0  28/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
29/29 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     29  30  1 49.2  29-26*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       1  0 0
30-30 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    11  12  1 47.8  30/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  0 0
31-32 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    17  19  0 47.2  31/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708) 1  0 0
32/24 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   6   7  0 46.2  32- 8 040908F (9416)            1  1 0
33/34 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    115 135  9 46.0  33/21*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  1 0
34/33 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    18  22  0 45.0  34/22 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    1  1 0
35/36 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       34  43  1 44.2  35/51 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  1 0
36-37*LILY, ETC. (5361)          3   4  0 42.9  36-32 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    1  1 0
37/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  6  11  0 35.3  37-33 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  1 0
38/48 011808B (9319)             9  17  0 34.6  38-43*LILY, ETC. (5361)         1  1 0
39-40*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)      6  12  2 33.3  39/28 GWAR (1021)               1  1 0
40/39 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  6  12  0 33.3  40/36 011808R (9334)            1  2 0
41/38*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   3   6  0 33.3  41/37*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  2 0
42-42*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        2   4  0 33.3  42-38*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     1  2 0
43-44*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)      1   2  1 33.3  43/41 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 1  2 0
44-45*THAT TEAM (8508)           1   2  0 33.3  44/45 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  1  2 0
45-46*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)    1   2  0 33.3  45/44 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  3 0
46-47*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)        1   2  0 33.3  46/39 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
47/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  1   2  0 33.3  47-34 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 0  2 0
48/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  5  12  0 29.4  48-46*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  2 0
49/49 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    10  28  1 26.3  49/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   0  1 0
50/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  3   9  0 25.0  50/ 0*THE BEAST (7766)          0  1 0
51-50*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   4  0 20.0  51-49*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)   0  1 0
52/ 0*THE BEAST (7766)           0   2  0  0.0  52-52*THAT TEAM LII (6293)      0  1 0
53-51*THAT TEAM LII (6293)       0   2  0  0.0  53/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
54/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)    0   1  0  0.0  54-54*THAT TEAM L (5515)        0  1 0
55-54*THAT TEAM L (5515)         0   1  0  0.0  55-42*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DWES EG since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Woof!  011808P were a 
bunch of dogs after DUNGEON CELL 4 got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  011808B moved 
up 30 places, to 5th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not SACS DE SABLE 7's 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 31st to 8th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 moved 
up 31 places, to 9th.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says 
black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  ROMAN DIVINITY!  
NORTHERN LIGHTS bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 22nd down 
to 34th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, 
not TONGUE N CHEEK's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 51st to 
35th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't 
look at GWAR, cause they dropped by 11.  What's with BLACK-CAPPED?  He actually beat 
GWAR's SADDAM A GO-GO, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at 011808R.  SLICKER FLINT lost 12 points to PERCE POITRAIL.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SLICKER FLINT will provide more easy wins...  What a role 
model for DWES EG's young 'uns!  BRADACK becomes Duelmaster, but don't bother to 
fight no more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for TONGUE N CHEEK's outstanding 
member, Duelmaster GODSMACK.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice 
on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
SACS DE SABLE 3.  In my day, no team with a 17-19-0 would scare me off!  What's the 
problem, KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34?  What do people see in HEAT MIZER?  His 8-7-0?  
KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 ain't talkin', but he's got 79 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               14   6    105         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOOO 44225                  10   7    101         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249        10   7  2  95         011808P (9332)            
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152         10  16  1  95         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       8   6     95         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
 HAZE 49272                   13  11     93         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 LADDER LAGER 55642           15  13     92         040908D (9414)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PREFAB EFFIGY 55724           9   7  1  87         040908U (9431)            
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          8   3     83         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    
 BLACK-CAPPED 54787            6   6     82         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 HEAT MIZER 32846              8   7     79         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
-OTHERWORLD 55747              9   7  2  78         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          10  12     74         GWAR (1021)               
-RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          8   2     72         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            9  17     70         011808B (9319)            
 COBRA STARSHIP 45186          6  12     70         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
 WAFFLE HEAD 42196             5   5     70         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
 PRISONER 0484 49671          10  28  1  69         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICK RANGFORD 42497           4   0     65         STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    
 SLICKER FLINT 55262           6   5  1  62         011808R (9334)            
 JUGGERNAUT 13597              7   6     61         THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           5   2     58         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YBIRA 37969                   5  12     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
-PAPERCLIP TIARA 38367         2   2     47         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
 NUTRITION 34798               3   9     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
-PIP PREDICTS TC 51917         2   1     45         D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 
 SERGEANT 27 55428             6   7     41         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-AHENO BARBUS 52173            4   3  1  40         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-STRAWBERRY MUFFIN 49301       2   0     38         HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONOMATAPOEIA 23282            3   1     33         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3708)
-MANAGER 49165                 2   1     33         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
-MUCH WISDOM 54410             1   3     32         I WANT IT! (9170)         
 THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      4   1     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            1   2     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 ELEPHANT 42220                3   2     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
 BLASPHEMER 42213              2   2     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7058)
-IZWOLD 51907                  3   2  2  26         DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANAMESSI 37955               2   0     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANALGER 49167                4   1     23         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
-THAT GUY 37917                1   1  1  23         THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         5   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-MEATWAD 40447                 1   2  1  21         FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     
-THAT WARRIOR 50575            1   2     21         THAT TEAM (8508)          
-CITADEL 55756                 1   3     18         LILY, ETC. (5361)         
 JAMES MILLS 55323             3   6     15         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-THAT WARRIOR 37905            1   0     15         THAT TEAM LI (6292)       
-MR. MAGOO 33552               1   1     14         BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       
 VULCAN 46313                  1   1      8         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-THAT WARRIOR 33384            0   1      7         THAT TEAM L (5515)        
-THAT WARRIOR 37908            0   2      6         THAT TEAM LII (6293)      
 THE HARLOT 46340              0   2      6         THE BEAST (7766)          
 NEPTUNE 46318                 0   1      5         ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAGEMAN 49166           1  1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271  MEATWAD 40447         261   
BUN BATCH 50005         5  5 0 LAZY 6 8406          TWITTERY PERMIT 55249 258  NOT REVENGED
MANCOW 41813            1  2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917        261   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, it's raining.  Again, again.  Here on Dwes Eg, ALREADY in the middle of a lot
of water, who needs rain?  I think we should pack it all up, or bottle it, or
whatever, and send it to Xochithlan.  THEY need rain.  Let them deal with it. --
Debby Tonte, visiting the beach and missing the sun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHOOO unbelievably bested HAZE in a action packed 6 minute master's Challenge fight.
HEAT MIZER was overcome by VINDICTIVE CUR in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
COBRA STARSHIP was vanquished by BEARDED AXE WOUND in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LADDER LAGER was savagely defeated by GODSMACK in a 2 minute veteran's Title fight.
PRISONER R02 vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PERCE POITRAIL overpowered SLICKER FLINT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SADDAM A GO-GO was overpowered by BLACK-CAPPED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0484 was viciously subdued by WAFFLE HEAD in a 1 minute expert's duel.
JUGGERNAUT unbelievably bested SERGEANT 27 in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
OOPS SWEATER handily defeated NUTRITION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
YBIRA demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
ALREADY DEAD devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ was viciously subdued by ONOMATAPOEIA in a 3 minute bout.
MANAMESSI overpowered THE HARLOT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JAMES MILLS slimly lost to THIS WARRIOR SUCKS in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
BLASPHEMER overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ELEPHANT devastated VULCAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NEPTUNE was demolished by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  28 -  4      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  20 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  34 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  15 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        28 -  49 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 262 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            14   6  0  105 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOOO -21311               10   7  0  101 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 (7426)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAZE -16264                13  11  0   93 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894         15  13  0   92 040908D (9414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLICKER FLINT -10274        6   5  1   62 011808R (9334)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAZE -16264.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HAZE -16264.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 27 -10108, 
ONOMATAPOEIA 23282, GODSMACK -17119, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, WAFFLE HEAD -23340, YBIRA 
-27567, CLETO RODRIQUEZ -16747, THIS WARRIOR SUCKS -15922, BEARDED AXE WOUND -27653, 
and MANAMESSI -27581.

The least popular fighter this week was NEPTUNE -19218.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VULCAN -19223, THE HARLOT -19196, NUTRITION -30738, SADDAM A GO-GO 
7155, SLICKER FLINT -10274, COBRA STARSHIP -20350, PRISONER 0484 -15865, PRISONER R02 
-14458, LADDER LAGER -9894, and HEAT MIZER -32690.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BRADACK (82--19529) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50