DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/24/2009    Duedate: 11/06/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 263

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GODSMACK
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-48417) [15-6-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GODSMACK                       POSITION IS EMPTY
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)          
(82-48417) [15-6-0,112]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAZE                           GODSMACK
NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-49272) [14-11-0,100]       (82-48417) [15-6-0,112]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)        24 
2. SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)        11    040908D (9414)
3. SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)        8     Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)        7  
5. NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)        7     TEAM C-MEN (656)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)     4   0  0 100.   1/ 8 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    3  0 0
 2- 2*THAT TEAM LI (6292)        1   0  0 100.   2- 9 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 2  0 0
 3- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  4   1  0 80.0   3-10 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   2  0 0
 4- 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 25   8  2 75.8   4/34 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    2  1 0
 5- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708)  3   1  0 75.0   5/35 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     2  1 0
 6- 6 040908F (9416)            13   5  0 72.2   6/ 1 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     2  1 0
 7- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   5   2  0 71.4   7-13*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     1  0 1
 8- 8*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)      7   3  0 70.0   8-14*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     1  0 1
 9- 9*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743)  2   1  0 66.7   9-15*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     1  0 1
10-10*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)       5   3  1 62.5  10-16*D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 1  0 0
11/11 040908D (9414)            26  17  0 60.5  11-17 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   1  0 0
12-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  3   2  0 60.0  12- 2 011808P (9332)            1  0 0
13-13 011808P (9332)            10   7  2 58.8  13-19*THAT TEAM (8508)          1  0 0
14-14 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 10   7  0 58.8  14-20*HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      1  0 0
15-15 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    8   6  0 57.1  15-21*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 1  0 0
16-16 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434)  9   7  2 56.2  16-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  0 0
17-18 GWAR (1021)              118  97  9 54.9  17-23*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058) 1  0 0
18-19 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)   7   6  0 53.8  18-24*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  8   7  0 53.3  19-25*STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    1  0 0
20-21 011808R (9334)            11  10  3 52.4  20- 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 50 (6049) 1  0 0
21/23 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    12  11  0 52.2  21-26*THAT TEAM LI (6292)       1  0 0
22/30 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    12  12  1 50.0  22-27 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 1  0 0
23-24 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    6   6  0 50.0  23-28 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
24-25 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  5   5  0 50.0  24-29*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       1  0 0
25-26*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058)  2   2  0 50.0  25-38*LILY, ETC. (5361)         1  0 0
26-27*THAT TEAM LIII (6294)      1   1  1 50.0  26-30*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  0 0
27-28*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      1   1  0 50.0  27-31*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708) 1  0 0
28/31 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    18  19  0 48.6  28-40 011808R (9334)            1  1 0
29/22 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    15  16  2 48.4  29-33*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  1 0
30/29 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     29  31  1 48.3  30- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  1 0
31/34 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    19  22  0 46.3  31/36 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    1  1 0
32/33 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    116 135  9 46.2  32/ 3 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    1  1 0
33-32 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   6   7  0 46.2  33/37 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  1 0
34/35 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       34  44  1 43.6  34-11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  1 0
35-36*LILY, ETC. (5361)          3   4  0 42.9  35-44 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  1  1 0
36-37 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  6  11  0 35.3  36-39 GWAR (1021)               1  1 0
37/38 011808B (9319)             9  18  0 33.3  37/ 5 011808B (9319)            1  2 0
38-39*DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)      6  12  2 33.3  38/ 6 040908D (9414)            1  2 0
39-40 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  6  12  0 33.3  39-42*COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     1  2 0
40-41*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   3   6  0 33.3  40/46 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
41-42*OFFICE VOGUE (6374)        2   4  0 33.3  41/12 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       1  2 0
42-43*FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)      1   2  1 33.3  42-41*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  2 0
43-44*THAT TEAM (8508)           1   2  0 33.3  43-45 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  2 0
44-45*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)    1   2  0 33.3  44-43 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0  2 0
45-46*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)        1   2  0 33.3  45-47 KILLED BY CRITICS  (9434) 0  1 0
46-47*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  1   2  0 33.3  46-48*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  1 0
47-48 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  5  12  0 29.4  47-32 040908F (9416)            0  1 0
48/49 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    11  28  1 28.2  48-49*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   0  1 0
49-50 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  3   9  0 25.0  49-50*THE BEAST (7766)          0  1 0
50-51*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   4  0 20.0  50-51*MORNING MADHOUSE (6983)   0  1 0
51-52*THE BEAST (7766)           0   2  0  0.0  51-52*THAT TEAM LII (6293)      0  1 0
52-53*THAT TEAM LII (6293)       0   2  0  0.0  52-53 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
53-54*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)    0   1  0  0.0  53-54*THAT TEAM L (5515)        0  1 0
54-55*THAT TEAM L (5515)         0   1  0  0.0  54-55*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  DUNGEON CELL 4?  
Who?  SACS DE SABLE 7 is the top team these days, buddies!  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, NORTHERN LIGHTS blew up the rankings to 30!  Perhaps it is 
TONGUE N CHEEK members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 35th to 5th last 
week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at SACS DE SABLE 2 aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 29 drop last week.  
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 011808B.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 5th to 37th.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is 040908D, after suffering a 32 drop in ranking.  The boys 
at WASTED YOUTH aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering 
a 29 drop last week.  SACS DE SABLE 3 had cause to celebrate, after RIRIRON MOTHER 
got 24 points by beating PRISONER R02.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 26 points to RIRIRON MOTHER.  (Discrete 
enough, PRISONER R02?) Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by 
LADDER LAGER, of 040908D, who despite a 15-14-0 couldn't overcome DWES EG's Number 1. 
Word has it one team in DWES EG is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of KELLUMBO'S 
KIDS 34 should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SACS DE SABLE 7, so did that sorry team shy 
from KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34  
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DWES EG?  On 
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               15   6    112         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHOOO 44225                  10   7    101         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
 HAZE 49272                   14  11    100         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
 RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          9   2     96         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-TWITTERY PERMIT 55249        10   7  2  95         011808P (9332)            
-BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       8   6     95         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
 LADDER LAGER 55642           15  14     92         040908D (9414)            
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152         10  17  1  91         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
 PERCE POITRAIL 46098          9   3     91         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER R02 51078           16  23     89         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
-BLACK-CAPPED 54787            6   6     82         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
-HEAT MIZER 32846              8   7     79         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
-OTHERWORLD 55747              9   7  2  78         KILLED BY CRITICS I (9434)
 PRISONER 0484 49671          11  28  1  76         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          10  12     74         GWAR (1021)               
-COBRA STARSHIP 45186          6  12     70         KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 
-WAFFLE HEAD 42196             5   5     70         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
 OOPS SWEATER 55184            9  18     67         011808B (9319)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICK RANGFORD 42497           4   0     65         STROKE BROKERS2 (7104)    
-SLICKER FLINT 55262           6   5  1  62         011808R (9334)            
-JUGGERNAUT 13597              7   6     61         THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  
 THE MAD DWARF 46075           5   3     57         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YBIRA 37969                   5  12     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 AHENO BARBUS 52173            5   3  1  51         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-PAPERCLIP TIARA 38367         2   2     47         OFFICE VOGUE (6374)       
-NUTRITION 34798               3   9     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
-PIP PREDICTS TC 51917         2   1     45         D2 KISSES OF DEATH (8743) 
-SERGEANT 27 55428             6   7     41         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-STRAWBERRY MUFFIN 49301       2   0     38         HAPPY JOYLAND (8297)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONOMATAPOEIA 23282            3   1     33         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3708)
-MANAGER 49165                 2   1     33         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
-MUCH WISDOM 54410             1   3     32         I WANT IT! (9170)         
-THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      4   1     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            1   2     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
-ELEPHANT 42220                3   2     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
-BLASPHEMER 42213              2   2     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7058)
-IZWOLD 51907                  3   2  2  26         DARC CIYIIIIDE (8742)     
-MANAMESSI 37955               2   0     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MANALGER 49167                4   1     23         COLLUDERS R WE (8271)     
-THAT GUY 37917                1   1  1  23         THAT TEAM LIII (6294)     
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         5   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEATWAD 40447                 1   2  1  21         FEAR FACTORY 9 (6745)     
-THAT WARRIOR 50575            1   2     21         THAT TEAM (8508)          
-CITADEL 55756                 1   3     18         LILY, ETC. (5361)         
-JAMES MILLS 55323             3   6     15         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-THAT WARRIOR 37905            1   0     15         THAT TEAM LI (6292)       
-MR. MAGOO 33552               1   1     14         BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       
-VULCAN 46313                  1   1      8         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-THAT WARRIOR 33384            0   1      7         THAT TEAM L (5515)        
-THAT WARRIOR 37908            0   2      6         THAT TEAM LII (6293)      
-THE HARLOT 46340              0   2      6         THE BEAST (7766)          
-NEPTUNE 46318                 0   1      5         ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAGEMAN 49166           1  1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271  MEATWAD 40447         261   
MANCOW 41813            1  2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917        261   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Okay, you won't write anything, so I'm going to have to do it.  Well, fine, be that
way.  I'm going to tell you about Over the river and through the woods, to some guy's
guildhouse.  He said he was a Viking, which I thought was, like, a verb.  Something
you DO, not something you are.  We were going, anyway, me and Desiree and a couple of
other people.  It was even a good day for once, with the sun shining and everything,
after WEEKS of rain.  We had a buggy, and everything was colorful and nice, and off
we went.

To be continues--

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GODSMACK viciously subdued LADDER LAGER in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
PRISONER R02 was handily defeated by RIRIRON MOTHER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VINDICTIVE CUR lost to HAZE in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
PERCE POITRAIL overpowered OOPS SWEATER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PRISONER 0484 defeated THE MAD DWARF in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided struggle.
AHENO BARBUS savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  25 -  4      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  17 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  30 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW        26 -  46 -  0      36  |

Turn 263 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            15   6  0  112 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAZE -16264                14  11  0  100 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
BASHING ATTACK   RIRIRON MOTHER -15272       9   2  0   96 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
AIMED BLOW       LADDER LAGER -9894         15  14  0   92 040908D (9414)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    THE MAD DWARF -19461        5   3  0   57 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAZE -16264.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GODSMACK -17119.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRISONER 0484 -15865, HAZE 
-16264, PERCE POITRAIL -19438, THE MAD DWARF -19461, LADDER LAGER -9894, VINDICTIVE 
CUR 28152, AHENO BARBUS -13363, RIRIRON MOTHER -15272, PRISONER R02 -14458, and OOPS 
SWEATER -10352.

The least popular fighter this week was OOPS SWEATER -10352.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PRISONER R02 -14458, RIRIRON MOTHER -15272, AHENO BARBUS 
-13363, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, LADDER LAGER -9894, THE MAD DWARF -19461, PERCE 
POITRAIL -19438, HAZE -16264, PRISONER 0484 -15865, and GODSMACK -17119.