DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2009    Duedate: 11/20/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 264

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GODSMACK
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-48417) [16-6-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GODSMACK                       POSITION IS EMPTY
TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)          
(82-48417) [16-6-0,118]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HAZE                           GODSMACK
NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
(82-49272) [15-11-0,102]       (82-48417) [16-6-0,118]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)         6  
2. DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)        4     NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
3. WASTED YOUTH (4585)           3     Unchartered Team
4. NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)        2  
5. DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)         1     SUPERIORFORCES 1L (278)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  4   1  0 80.0   1/ 5 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     3  0 0
 2- 5*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708)  3   1  0 75.0   2- 1 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    2  0 0
 3- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   5   2  0 71.4   3/40 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    2  1 0
 4-11 040908D (9414)            26  17  0 60.5   4/ 4 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    2  1 0
 5-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  3   2  0 60.0   5-11 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   1  0 0
 6-14 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 10   7  0 58.8   6-15*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 1  0 0
 7-15 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)    8   6  0 57.1   7-16 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  0 0
 8-17 GWAR (1021)              118  97  9 54.9   8-17*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058) 1  0 0
 9-18 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)   7   6  0 53.8   9-18*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  0 0
10-19 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  8   7  0 53.3  10- 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1  0 0
11-20 011808R (9334)            11  10  3 52.4  11-31 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    1  0 0
12-21 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    12  11  0 52.2  12-33 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  0 0
13-22 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    12  12  1 50.0  13-23 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 1  0 0
14-23 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    6   6  0 50.0  14- 3 CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   1  0 0
15-24 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  5   5  0 50.0  15-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 1  0 0
16-25*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7058)  2   2  0 50.0  16-26*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  0 0
17-27*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      1   1  0 50.0  17-27*SUPERIOR FORCES 73 (3708) 1  0 0
18-28 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    18  19  0 48.6  18-35 THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-29 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    15  16  2 48.4  19-37 011808B (9319)            1  1 0
20/31 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    20  22  0 47.6  20/ 6 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
21/30 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     29  32  1 47.5  21/41 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       1  2 0
22/32 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    117 135  9 46.4  22-38 040908D (9414)            0  2 0
23-33 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   6   7  0 46.2  23-28 011808R (9334)            0  1 0
24/34 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       34  45  1 43.0  24-42*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  1 0
25-36 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  6  11  0 35.3  25-43 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
26-37 011808B (9319)             9  18  0 33.3  26-29*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  1 0
27-39 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593)  6  12  0 33.3  27-48*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   0  1 0
28-40*MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   3   6  0 33.3  28-49*THE BEAST (7766)          0  1 0
29-46*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  1   2  0 33.3  29-30*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  0  1 0
30/48 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    12  28  1 30.0  30-44 KELLUMBO'S K 06-73 (7593) 0  1 0
31-47 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  5  12  0 29.4  31-32 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    0  1 0
32-49 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  3   9  0 25.0  32-52 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
33-51*THE BEAST (7766)           0   2  0  0.0  33-34 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 0  1 0
34-53*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)    0   1  0  0.0  34-36 GWAR (1021)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DWES EG once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, SACS 
DE SABLE 7.  But how many friends do you have now?  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  DUNGEON CELL 97 moved up 37 places, to 3rd.  
Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at 
DUNGEON CELL 4, cause they dropped by 14.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not 
WASTED YOUTH's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 41st to 21st.  
What's with PRISONER 0484?  He actually beat DWES EG's KUNG-FU MASTER, and walked 
away with 4 more points from the fight.  Try as he might, VINDICTIVE CUR wasn't good 
enough at persuading GODSMACK to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't 
it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into 
the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.   
     Warriors of DWES EG unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Many a warrior 
has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GODSMACK 48417               16   6    118         TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAZE 49272                   15  11    102         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    
-WHOOO 44225                  10   7    101         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
-RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          9   2     96         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883       8   6     95         CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)   
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152         10  18  1  94         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-LADDER LAGER 55642           15  14     92         040908D (9414)            
-PERCE POITRAIL 46098          9   3     91         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER R02 51078           16  24     90         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
-BLACK-CAPPED 54787            6   6     82         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 PRISONER 0484 49671          12  28  1  80         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
-HEAT MIZER 32846              8   7     79         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 
-SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          10  12     74         GWAR (1021)               
-WAFFLE HEAD 42196             5   5     70         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OOPS SWEATER 55184            9  18     67         011808B (9319)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLICKER FLINT 55262           6   5  1  62         011808R (9334)            
-JUGGERNAUT 13597              7   6     61         THE BROTHERHOOD 4 (2002)  
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           5   3     57         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YBIRA 37969                   5  12     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
-AHENO BARBUS 52173            5   3  1  51         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
-NUTRITION 34798               3   9     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
-SERGEANT 27 55428             6   7     41         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONOMATAPOEIA 23282            3   1     33         SUPERIOR FORCES 730 (3708)
-THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      4   1     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            1   2     30         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
-ELEPHANT 42220                3   2     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
-BLASPHEMER 42213              2   2     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7058)
-MANAMESSI 37955               2   0     26         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         5   2     22         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-JAMES MILLS 55323             3   6     15         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-VULCAN 46313                  1   1      8         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-THE HARLOT 46340              0   2      6         THE BEAST (7766)          
-NEPTUNE 46318                 0   1      5         ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAGEMAN 49166           1  1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271  MEATWAD 40447         261   
MANCOW 41813            1  2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917        261   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I'm tired of this place. -- Prisoner R02

     Maybe you got lucky and died in the tourney?  Maybe you got luckier and a fairy
     godmother came along and, you know, declared you instantly graduated?  Maybe you
     got unlucky and your manager sent you to the Dark Arena?  I mean, it isn't like
     you have to stay here forever and ever. -- Debby T.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GODSMACK bested VINDICTIVE CUR in a action packed 2 minute master's Title fight.
HAZE subdued PRISONER R02 in a 1 minute veteran's melee.
PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  13 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  21 -  4      66  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  25 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW        22 -  42 -  0      34  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 264 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GODSMACK -17119            16   6  0  118 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAZE -16264                15  11  0  102 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAZE -16264.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GODSMACK -17119.  The ten other most popular fighters were VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, 
PRISONER 0484 -15865, HAZE -16264, PRISONER R02 -14458,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER R02 -14458.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HAZE -16264, PRISONER 0484 -15865, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, 
GODSMACK -17119,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GODSMACK (82--17119) TONGUE N CHEEK