DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/21/2009    Duedate: 12/04/2009

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 265

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAZE
NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
(82-49272) [16-11-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAZE                           FANTASTIC
NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)         FEELINGS (6800)
(82-49272) [16-11-0,106]       (82-40748) [5-2-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VINDICTIVE CUR                 2201
WASTED YOUTH (4585)            NUMBERS 10 (2725)
(82-28152) [10-19-1,97]        (82-17794) [5-7-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)      48 
2. 101607I (8634)                29 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
3. 040908V (9432)                25    Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)        24 
5. MISKATONIC U (8835)           21    MISKATONIC U (8835)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)        1   0  0 100.   1/ 4 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    3  0 0
 2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)   4   1  0 80.0   2/ 3 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    3  0 0
 3/ 0*072707J (8581)             4   1  0 80.0   3/ 1 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     3  0 0
 4/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   6   2  0 75.0   4/ 0 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    1  0 1
 5/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   5   2  1 71.4   5/ 0*101607I (8634)            1  0 0
 6/ 0*FEELINGS (6800)            5   2  0 71.4   6/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)       1  0 0
 7/ 0*FURRY FURY (7968)          2   1  0 66.7   7/24 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
 8/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  7   4  0 63.6   8/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  0 0
 9/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   5   3  0 62.5   9/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  1  0 0
10/ 4 040908D (9414)            26  18  0 59.1  10/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  1  0 0
11/ 0 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430)104  74  5 58.4  11/25 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  1  0 0
12-12 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    12  11  0 52.2  12/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  0 0
13/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  39  37  4 51.3  13/ 0*072707J (8581)            1  0 0
14-13 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    12  12  1 50.0  14/ 0*FURRY FURY (7968)         1  0 0
15/23 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   7   7  0 50.0  15/29*MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  0 0
16/ 0*101607I (8634)             1   1  0 50.0  16- 2 SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    1  0 0
17/20 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    21  22  0 48.8  17/ 0 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      1  0 0
18-18 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    18  19  0 48.6  18-11 SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     30  32  1 48.4  19-12 SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    1  0 0
20-19 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    15  16  2 48.4  20/ 0 NUMBERS 10 (2725)         1  0 0
21/ 0 PQ REDUX (7623)            7   8  0 46.7  21/19 011808B (9319)            1  1 0
22/22 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    118 135  9 46.6  22/20 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  2 0
23/ 0 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      71  91  3 43.8  23/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  1  3 0
24/ 0 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)     7   9  1 43.7  24/21 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       0  3 0
25/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   3   4  0 42.9  25/22 040908D (9414)            0  2 0
26/24 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       34  46  1 42.5  26/ 0*040908V (9432)            0  1 0
27/ 0 NUMBERS 10 (2725)          5   7  0 41.7  27/ 0*120507F (8812)            0  1 0
28/28 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   4   6  0 40.0  28/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  1 0
29/ 0*120507F (8812)             3   5  0 37.5  29/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 0  1 0
30/26 011808B (9319)            10  18  0 35.7  30/ 0 PQ REDUX (7623)           0  1 0
31/ 0 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    5   9  2 35.7  31-31 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    0  1 0
32/ 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    11  20  2 35.5  32/ 0*FEELINGS (6800)           0  1 0
33/ 0*040908V (9432)             1   2  0 33.3  33/ 0 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   0  1 0
34/30 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    13  28  1 31.7  34/ 0*SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)       0  1 0
35/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  0   2  0  0.0  35/ 0 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    0  1 0
36/ 0*SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)        0   1  0  0.0  36/ 0 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DWES EG since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not MEDAL OF HONOR F2's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 24th to 7th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  MEDAL OF HONOR H7 moved up 14 places, to 11th.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not MEDAL OF HONOR A9's opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 29th to 15th.  What's with FLAKY WILDCAT?  She actually beat MEDAL OF 
HONOR F10's SOLDIER 32, and walked away with 29 more points from the fight.  Laughs 
were big at DUNGEON CELL 4 while they watched PRISONER R02 clobber LADDER LAGER.  She 
lost 5 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  VINDICTIVE CUR 
was reminded on the sands why GODSMACK is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be nice to have 
live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted 
prisoners.   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  KARMA, with hers forgettable 7-8-0,  was dispatched by 
PRISONER B91 in a forgettable match.  PQ REDUX didn't seem to mind very much.  Is it 
my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so 
gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
DWES EG is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAZE 49272                   16  11    106         NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER R02 51078           17  24    100         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152         10  19  1  97         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-RIRIRON MOTHER 50264          9   2     96         SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)    
-PERCE POITRAIL 46098          9   3     91         SACS DE SABLE 7 (7731)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADDER LAGER 55642           15  15     87         040908D (9414)            
 PRISONER 0484 49671          13  28  1  83         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 OOPS SWEATER 55184           10  18     80         011808B (9319)            
 PRISONER B91 53433            6   4  1  75         DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT NETT 48793             7   4     69         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUEL TEA 55757               5   4  1  66         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 SNOW BIRD 11106               3   8     66         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 FANTASTIC 40748               5   2     61         FEELINGS (6800)           
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           5   3     57         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOULTAKER 37523               3   8  2  55         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 SATANIC PRINCE 9628           4  15  1  54         SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 
 SERGEANT 27 55428             7   7     53         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          3   5     52         120507F (8812)            
-AHENO BARBUS 52173            5   3  1  51         SACS DE SABLE 1 (7725)    
 2201 17794                    5   7     51         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 RED-HOT FRYER 50979           4   1     51         072707J (8581)            
 ANGELIC DEMON 35114           6   5     49         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        3   4     49         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330         4   1     48         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            5   2  1  47         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            5   3     46         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 MASSAGE PALACE 55731          1   2     37         040908V (9432)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         6   2     31         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
 FLAKY WILDCAT 51286           1   0     29         101607I (8634)            
 MAD MINK 47416                2   1     28         FURRY FURY (7968)         
 AGON 35118                    1   3     26         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMES MILLS 55323             4   6     23         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 HERBERT WEST 52450            1   0     21         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 SLIVER 35120                  1   0     17         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 OUCH! 35121                   0   1     17         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 SOLDIER 32 55357              0   1     15         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
 SKIRMISH 38570                0   1     11         SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAGEMAN 49166           1  1 0 COLLUDERS R WE 8271  MEATWAD 40447         261  NOT REVENGED
MANCOW 41813            1  2 0 MORNING MADHOUS 6983 THAT GUY 37917        261  NOT REVENGED
KARMA 45354             7  8 0 PQ REDUX 7623        PRISONER B91 53433    265   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GODSMACK bested VINDICTIVE CUR in a action packed 2 minute master's fight.
LADDER LAGER was savagely defeated by PRISONER R02 in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
HAZE devastated ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
PRISONER 0484 defeated SNOW BIRD in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
OOPS SWEATER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOULTAKER was overpowered by CRUEL TEA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SERGEANT 27 handily defeated FRIED DUCKPINS in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
MAX THOMPSON overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HERSHEL WILLIAMS defeated ANGELIC DEMON in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
VERNON MCGARITY handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GEORGE MABRY savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute master vs. amateur match.
PRISONER B91 murdered KARMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SATANIC PRINCE was overcome by RED-HOT FRYER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
2201 savagely defeated FANTASTIC in a action packed 10 minute gruesome struggle.
JAMES MILLS beat AGON in a 5 minute brawl.
MAD MINK devastated MASSAGE PALACE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OUCH! was savagely defeated by HERBERT WEST in a popular 4 minute bloody match.
SLIVER bested SKIRMISH in a 1 minute contest.
FLAKY WILDCAT overpowered SOLDIER 32 in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  19 -  4      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  16 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  23 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW        29 -  39 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 265 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HAZE -16264                16  11  0  106 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)
AIMED BLOW       PRISONER B91 -12103         6   4  1   75 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRUEL TEA -9779             5   4  1   66 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
TOTAL PARRY      FANTASTIC -24788            5   2  0   61 FEELINGS (6800)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GEORGE MABRY -10096         5   3  0   46 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VINDICTIVE CUR 28152.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was 2201 17794.  The ten other most popular fighters were HERBERT WEST -13086, 
PRISONER R02 -14458, VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, SERGEANT 27 -10108, GEORGE MABRY -10096, 
RED-HOT FRYER -14557, PRISONER 0484 -15865, ANGELIC DEMON -30422, LADDER LAGER -9894, 
and HERSHEL WILLIAMS -10201.

The least popular fighter this week was SOLDIER 32 -10179.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AGON -30418, FANTASTIC -24788, KARMA -20182, FLAKY WILDCAT 
-14250, SKIRMISH -26966, OUCH! -30415, MASSAGE PALACE -9805, FRIED DUCKPINS -13205, 
ROBERT NETT -16743, and SLIVER -30416.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HAZE (82--16264) NORTHERN LIGHTS