DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/19/2009    Duedate: 01/01/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 267

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHOOO
KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 (7426)
(82-44225) [11-7-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GEORGE                         VANILLA PEPSI
10/24/04-F (5236)              SOFT DRINKS (3988)
(82-31744) [9-9-1,111]         (82-24979) [4-3-0,93]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VINDICTIVE CUR                 GEORGE
WASTED YOUTH (4585)            10/24/04-F (5236)
(82-28152) [10-21-1,90]        (82-31744) [9-9-1,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)       57 
2. KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17 (7019)   22    POSITION IS EMPTY
3. SOFT DRINKS (3988)            21    Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)      16 
5. LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)      15    LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)   3   0  0 100.   1/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  5  6 0
 2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   1   0  1 100.   2/ 5*101607I (8634)            3  0 0
 3- 1*MISKATONIC U (8835)        1   0  0 100.   3/ 7*072707J (8581)            3  0 0
 4- 3*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)      6   1  0 85.7   4/ 9 NUMBERS 10 (2725)         3  0 0
 5/ 4*072707J (8581)             6   1  0 85.7   5- 1 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    2  0 0
 6/ 2*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620)  7   2  0 77.8   6/17 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 2  0 0
 7/16*101607I (8634)             3   1  0 75.0   7/20 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      2  0 0
 8/17*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)    3   1  0 75.0   8/21 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      2  0 0
 9/13*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)   5   2  0 71.4   9/27 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       2  0 0
10/10 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   7   3  0 70.0  10/28 STUPID NAMES (2833)       2  0 0
11/11 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       7   3  0 70.0  11/ 4 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    2  1 1
12/ 9 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)  9   4  0 69.2  12/32*MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  2  1 0
13/ 8 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 17   8  1 68.0  13/35*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  2  1 0
14/18*MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   6   3  1 66.7  14/ 6*FURRY FURY (7968)         2  1 0
15-12*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    6   3  0 66.7  15/38 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  2  1 0
16/ 5*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   4   2  0 66.7  16/39 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  1 0
17-14*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  4   2  0 66.7  17/ 2 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    2  1 0
18-15*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  4   2  0 66.7  18/41 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*FEELINGS (6800)            5   3  0 62.5  19/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   2  2 0
20/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 11   7  0 61.1  20/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  0 1
21/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 17  11  2 60.7  21-11*MISKATONIC U (8835)       1  0 0
22/31*KAOS IV (9344)             3   2  0 60.0  22-12*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 1  0 0
23/ 6*FURRY FURY (7968)          3   2  0 60.0  23-13*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     1  0 0
24/ 7*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515)  3   2  0 60.0  24-14*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610) 1  0 0
25-20 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430)104  74  5 58.4  25-15 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    1  0 0
26-21 LUROCIANS III (5473)      84  60  2 58.3  26- 8 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)     1  0 0
27/22 040908D (9414)            26  20  0 56.5  27-18 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  0 0
28/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424)  9   7  0 56.2  28-19*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  0 0
29-24*SUPERIOR FORCES 77 (8610)  5   4  0 55.6  29/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1  0 0
30/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)    5   4  0 55.6  30/ 0*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  1  0 0
31/27 STUPID NAMES (2833)       12  10  0 54.5  31/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 1  0 0
32-25 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  6   5  0 54.5  32/ 0 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  0 0
33/28 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  43  40  4 51.8  33-23 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
34-29 NORTHERN LIGHTS (8292)    22  22  0 50.0  34-24 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 1  0 0
35/26 10/24/04-F (5236)          9   9  1 50.0  35-26*LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   1  0 0
36/39 NUMBERS 10 (2725)          7   7  0 50.0  36/10*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8620) 1  1 0
37/23 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   5   5  0 50.0  37/48*KAOS IV (9344)            1  1 0
38-30*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)      3   3  1 50.0  38/16*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07. (8515) 1  1 0
39-32*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  2   2  0 50.0  39/54*LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   1  1 0
40/34 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     31  33  1 48.4  40-40 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   1  1 0
41-37 PQ REDUX (7623)            7   8  0 46.7  41/22 10/24/04-F (5236)         1  1 0
42-38 TONGUE N CHEEK (7724)    118 135  9 46.6  42/25*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 1  1 0
43-40 MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)     9  11  0 45.0  43/58*SOFT DRINKS (3988)        1  1 0
44/35 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)     8  10  1 44.4  44/29 120507F (8812)            1  2 0
45/48*SOFT DRINKS (3988)         4   5  0 44.4  45/30 011808B (9319)            1  2 0
46/43 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      72  91  3 44.2  46/31 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  2 0
47/36 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)   7   9  0 43.7  47/33*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  1  2 0
48/44 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       34  48  1 41.5  48/34*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 1  2 0
49-45 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    6   9  2 40.0  49/36 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  1  2 0
50/41 120507F (8812)             4   6  0 40.0  50/37 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  2 0
51/42*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721)  4   6  0 40.0  51/46*SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)       1  2 0
52/33*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)  2   3  0 40.0  52/44 040908D (9414)            0  3 0
53/51 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)        8  13  0 38.1  53/ 0*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 0  3 0
54-46*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  3   5  0 37.5  54/42 WASTED YOUTH (4585)       0  3 0
55-50 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    11  20  2 35.5  55-43*040908V (9432)            0  2 0
56/52 011808B (9319)            10  20  0 33.3  56/47*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  0  2 0
57/49 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   4   8  0 33.3  57/56*KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 0  2 0
58/47*MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   3   6  0 33.3  58-45*FEELINGS (6800)           0  2 0
59/60*SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)        1   2  0 33.3  59-49*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     0  1 0
60/53 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    14  29  1 32.6  60-50*LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     0  1 0
61-55 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  4   9  0 30.8  61-51*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 0  1 0
62-56*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334)  2   5  0 28.6  62-52*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 0  1 0
63-57 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305)  5  13  0 27.8  63-53*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334) 0  1 0
64/54*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  1   3  0 25.0  64-55 PQ REDUX (7623)           0  1 0
65-58*040908V (9432)             1   3  0 25.0  65-57 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6305) 0  1 0
66/ 0*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)  4  14  0 22.2  66-59 AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    0  1 0
67-59*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      1   5  0 16.7  67-60 SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Notice that because of tied records, 
there are no top team honors this turn.  Come on you guys, shake it up out there!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-17.  How else weeks 
like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 6th team?  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with BRAIN FOOD 43's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and 
now a firm grasp on a 7th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the 
part of ANCIENT LORDS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 8th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with PUDS 
AGAIN 1's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 9th place ranking.  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of STUPID NAMES.  How else weeks like this 
one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 10th team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with MEDAL OF HONOR F4's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a 
firm grasp on a 12th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 
MEDAL OF HONOR G5.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move 
to 13th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with MEDAL OF 
HONOR A9's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 15th place ranking.  
I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MEDAL OF HONOR A10.  How else weeks 
like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 16th team?  My tutors were fond 
of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week DUNGEON CELL 
97 went 0-1-0 and fell 15 notches into 17th!  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with DUNGEON CELL 4's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp 
on a 18th place ranking.  KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-10 bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 36th position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of KAOS IV.  How else weeks like 
this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 37th team?  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week KELLUMBOS KIDS 
07.2 went 0-1-0 and fell 22 notches into 38th!  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with LUROCIANS3 TEM06's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 39th place ranking.  10/24/04-F bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 41st position as the result of going 0-1-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 went 0-1-0 and fell 17 notches into 42nd!  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of SOFT DRINKS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  
How else the sudden move to 43rd team?  120507F bore the brunt of major assault on 
their standings this week as they dropped to 44th position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week 011808B went 0-1-0 and fell 15 notches into 45th!  MEDAL OF HONOR F2 
bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 46th 
position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the 
higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week MEDAL OF HONOR F5 went 0-1-0 and fell 
14 notches into 47th!  MEDAL OF HONOR F10 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 48th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week MEDAL OF HONOR H7 went 0-1-0 and fell 13 notches into 49th!  MEDAL OF HONOR H9 
bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 50th 
position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the 
higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week WASTED YOUTH went 0-1-0 and fell 12 
notches into 54th!  In one of the week's more notable duels, VANILLA PEPSI put down 
PRISONER 0484, causing him to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  This 
time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail WHOOO, Duelmaster of DWES 
EG!  Would you believe that over half of the old women in DWES EG seem to feel that 
they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In DWES EG "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in DWES EG these days is MEDAL OF HONOR A9.  At least, most blades in town are 
looking to avoid them.  Apparently the stalwarts of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 are catching 
the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  
Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that 
many fighters are after BLACK HOLE.  Watch your back!  At the gambling halls I have 
started to bet money on MADISON.  It has got the courage it takes.  Witness its 
challenge this turn against PUD 100!  1 points of newly earned recognition and a dose 
of my admiration is what MADISON must now weigh against the defeat which resulted.  A 
match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that DARNIKA posted 
a challenge against the more highly recognized LADDER LAGER.  The results, you ask?  
Well, the firebrand DARNIKA defeated LADDER LAGER.  Remember warriors, this is the 
discipline of steel.  I can not but mention with disdain the name of STRATEGERY who 
this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 13 points below in the rankings.  I 
thought STRATEGERY showed great skill and promise when it overcame BLACK HOLE.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms 
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOOO 44225                  11   7    108         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE 31744                  9   9  1 111         10/24/04-F (5236)         
 ROBERT NETT 48793             9   4    105         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
 PRISONER R02 51078           18  25     99         DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     
 STRATEGERY 18418             12  10     96         STUPID NAMES (2833)       
 PUD 100 22001                 8  13     94         PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       
 MARYIZZLE 40426               9   9  1  93         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6741)
 VANILLA PEPSI 24979           4   3     93         SOFT DRINKS (3988)        
 HEAT MIZER 32846              9   7     92         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINDICTIVE CUR 28152         10  21  1  90         WASTED YOUTH (4585)       
-WAFFLE HEAD 42196             6   5     90         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
 LADDER LAGER 55642           15  17     88         040908D (9414)            
 DARNIKA 42016                 5   1     87         KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7019)
-MIDNIGHT TIDE 49269           8   5     83         MEMORIES OF ICE (8291)    
 PRISONER 0484 49671          14  29  1  82         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 PRISONER B91 53433            7   5  1  79         DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    
 CRUEL TEA 55757               6   4  1  78         ANCIENT LORDS (7661)      
 BLACK HOLE 30144              2   3     77         LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 
 OOPS SWEATER 55184           10  20     72         011808B (9319)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOULTAKER 37523               4   8  2  66         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 FRIED DUCKPINS 52331          4   6     66         120507F (8812)            
-SNOW BIRD 11106               3   8     66         AVIAN AVALANCHE (1613)    
 XENON 43374                   3   1     66         LUROCIANS3 TEM06 (7267)   
 RED-HOT FRYER 50979           6   1     63         072707J (8581)            
-FANTASTIC 40748               5   3     62         FEELINGS (6800)           
 2201 17794                    7   7     59         NUMBERS 10 (2725)         
 MADISON 50616                 3   2     59         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07.2 (8515)
 CHLOE 51197                   4   2     58         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8620)
 WAITIN 4 U 41086              3   0     57         LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPERIOR FORCES 11 51142      5   4     56         SUPERIOR FORCES 771 (8610)
 SMITTEN SIN 55312             3   2     55         KAOS IV (9344)            
-SATANIC PRINCE 9628           4  15  1  54         SPREAD THE DISEASE (1430) 
-CHIRPAL 52649                 3   5     54         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-NUTRITION 34798               4   9     53         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
-BUCK ROGERS 53730             4   0     53         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
-YBIRA 37969                   5  13     52         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6305)
 ANGELIC DEMON 35114           6   7     51         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        3   6     51         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
-SPACE GHOST 45254             4   3     50         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            6   3  1  48         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
-TARTRE 49623                  2   5     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8334)
 FLAKY WILDCAT 51286           3   0     45         101607I (8634)            
 SERGEANT 27 55428             7   9     44         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 PRINCESS KE'ARA 52068         4   2     42         KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLIVER 35120                  3   0     42         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330         5   2     39         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-MASSAGE PALACE 55731          1   3     38         040908V (9432)            
-ELEPHANT 42220                4   2     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
 AGON 35118                    3   3     35         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 DABOYCE 55867                 2   3     35         KELLUMBOS KIDS 06D (7721) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            5   5     33         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
-KILLER KENNY 21784            3   1     33         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      4   2     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
 MAD MINK 47416                3   2     31         FURRY FURY (7968)         
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         7   3     28         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            2   2     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
 RIMMINGTON 45403              2   0     27         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 RELLEKA 45406                 1   1     26         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-CEMENT 47523                  1   2     26         LUROCIANS III (5473)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKIRMISH 38570                1   2     22         SSS WHOOPIN! (6409)       
-HERBERT WEST 52450            1   0     21         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 JAMES MILLS 55323             4   8     20         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 ENTRANA 45405                 1   1     20         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-BOLIVIUS 48574                1   2     19         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     
 SOLDIER 32 55357              1   2     19         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
 MITHRIL 45401                 1   3     18         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 FALADOR 45404                 1   1     18         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-OUCH! 35121                   0   2     18         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-TRANLOZT 48588                2   2  1  17         LUROCIANS TO7B (8168)     
 GRUNT 90 48961                1   0  1  16         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 COAL 45399                    1   3     14         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 CLAY 45400                    1   3      6         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      GRUNT 90 48961        267  NONE
KARMA 45354             7  8 0 PQ REDUX 7623        PRISONER B91 53433    265   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Olaf -- I figured with us both being formerly dead, that you would have my back.
Apparently not.  To set the record straight, I have a quote from you, while drunk,
from a little over a year ago: "But what if Ahringol deshides to take me back in
return for one of the new onesh? I don't wanna be all the way dead again."  So what
was that about a bridge? -- Prisoner B91

     What would I want with your back?  I have a back of my own. -- Olaf
     P.S.  What bridge?
     P.P.S.  And I'm still dead.  Just not at rest.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRATEGERY devastated BLACK HOLE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
VANILLA PEPSI demolished PRISONER 0484 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CRUEL TEA devastated CHLOE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DARNIKA overpowered LADDER LAGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MADISON was devastated by PUD 100 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PRINCESS KE'ARA was beaten by MAX THOMPSON in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SLIVER overpowered MAD MINK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GEORGE was unbelievably bested by WHOOO in a popular 5 minute expert's Title duel.
ROBERT NETT vanquished PRISONER B91 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VINDICTIVE CUR was luckily beaten by HEAT MIZER in a popular 3 minute veteran's melee.
PRISONER R02 demolished OOPS SWEATER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARYIZZLE viciously subdued FRIED DUCKPINS in a exciting 4 minute veteran's contest.
XENON overpowered HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RED-HOT FRYER vanquished DABOYCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SMITTEN SIN outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a unpopular 11 minute one-sided fray.
2201 bested ANGELIC DEMON in a 2 minute brawl.
FLAKY WILDCAT defeated GEORGE MABRY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
WAITIN 4 U beat SERGEANT 27 in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
SOLDIER 32 was overpowered by RELLEKA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
AGON bested MITHRIL in a popular 2 minute bout.
VERNON MCGARITY vanquished FALADOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ overcame ENTRANA in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
JAMES MILLS was devastated by RIMMINGTON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
COAL was defeated by BIRD MAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SKIRMISH overpowered CLAY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRUNT 90 murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  22 -  3      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  26 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  23 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        42 -  44 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  11 -  0      27  |

Turn 267 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHOOO -21311               11   7  0  108 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 (7426)
AIMED BLOW       ROBERT NETT -16743          9   4  0  105 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
LUNGING ATTACK   VANILLA PEPSI 24979         4   3  0   93 SOFT DRINKS (3988)
STRIKING ATTACK  CRUEL TEA -9779             6   4  1   78 ANCIENT LORDS (7661)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VINDICTIVE CUR 28152.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GEORGE 31744.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARYIZZLE -25110, 
VINDICTIVE CUR 28152, MITHRIL -20135, WHOOO -21311, FLAKY WILDCAT -14250, SERGEANT 27 
-10108, VANILLA PEPSI 24979, PUD 100 22001, FRIED DUCKPINS -13205, and ANGELIC DEMON 
-30422.

The least popular fighter this week was SMITTEN SIN -10224.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ENTRANA -20131, FALADOR -20132, SOLDIER 32 -10179, DABOYCE 
-9669, OOPS SWEATER -10352, MAD MINK -18120, LADDER LAGER -9894, CHLOE -14339, 
PRISONER 0484 -15865, and JAMES MILLS -10213.