DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2010    Duedate: 03/12/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 272

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBERT NETT
MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
(82-48793) [13-5-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBERT NETT                    SOMEDAY
MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)      KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553)
(82-48793) [13-5-0,98]         (82-27978) [1-5-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

WAFFLE HEAD                    SERGEANT 27
SUPERIOR FORCES 4603 (7055)    MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)
(82-42196) [6-6-0,72]          (82-55428) [10-11-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONKS (1612)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)          26 
2. MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)      21    MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)      21    Unchartered Team
4. KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553)     21 
5. KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)      18    MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)    5   0  1 100.   1/14 MONKS (1612)              4  2 1
 2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   2   0  1 100.   2- 2*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   3  0 1
 3- 2*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6739)  2   0  0 100.   3/ 8*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)  3  0 0
 4/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)   1   0  0 100.   4/36 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      3  3 0
 5- 3*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178)  7   1  1 87.5   5- 3*101607I (8634)            2  0 0
 6- 4*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477)  6   1  0 85.7   6-11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 2  0 0
 7- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   5   1  0 83.3   7-13*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6739) 2  0 0
 8/ 8*KELLUMBOS KIDS AD (8767)   7   2  0 77.8   8-18 10/24/04-F (5236)         2  0 0
 9/ 9 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)   9   3  0 75.0   9- 6 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       2  0 0
10- 7*101607I (8634)             6   2  0 75.0  10- 7 STUPID NAMES (2833)       2  0 0
11/10 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 13   5  0 72.2  11/24 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  2  0 0
12-11 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7019) 19   8  1 70.4  12/25 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   2  0 0
13-13*STREET WALKERS 2 (9306)    2   1  1 66.7  13/15 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  2  1 0
14-14*STREET WALKERS (9305)      2   1  0 66.7  14/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  2  1 0
15-15*BRIEFCASE IV (7617)        2   1  0 66.7  15/33 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  2  1 0
16/12 KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592)  9   5  0 64.3  16/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  2  1 0
17-16 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 20  12  2 62.5  17/30 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  2  1 0
18-17 STUPID NAMES (2833)       16  10  0 61.5  18/ 9 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  80  59  8 57.6  19/16 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  1 0
20/23 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 12   9  0 57.1  20/34 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    2  1 0
21/27 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)   8   6  1 57.1  21/12 KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 2  1 0
22/18 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)  8   6  0 57.1  22- 1 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  2  2 0
23-22*FURRY FURY (7968)          4   3  0 57.1  23-19*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6178) 1  0 1
24/25 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 13  10  0 56.5  24/ 0 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      1  0 0
25-24 10/24/04-F (5236)         12  10  1 54.5  25/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)  1  0 0
26/19 VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410)  6   5  0 54.5  26-10*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  1  0 0
27-26 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  49  42  4 53.8  27/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  0 0
28/29 MONKS (1612)              14  12  3 53.8  28-21*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8477) 1  0 0
29/21 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       8   7  0 53.3  29-26*STREET WALKERS 2 (9306)   1  1 1
30/38 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)       9   9  0 50.0  30-29 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     1  1 1
31/35 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   7   7  0 50.0  31-27*STREET WALKERS (9305)     1  1 0
32/28 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   7   7  0 50.0  32-31 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
33/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  6   6  0 50.0  33-28*BRIEFCASE IV (7617)       1  1 0
34-31*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)   2   2  0 50.0  34-17 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06 (6741) 1  1 0
35-32*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)    1   1  0 50.0  35/23 VIAGRA SIDE EFFECT (6410) 1  1 0
36/50*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  1   1  0 50.0  36/48*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1  1 0
37/33 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   65  67  6 49.2  37/38 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM (7426) 1  2 0
38/30 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  10  11  0 47.6  38/35 KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 1  2 0
39-34 DUNGEON CELL 4 (4847)     32  36  2 47.1  39/41*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553) 1  2 0
40/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    6   7  0 46.2  40/32*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  3 0
41/39 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   45  57  1 44.1  41/40*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6174) 0  3 0
42-37 PUDS AGAIN 1 (3489)       11  14  0 44.0  42/42 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   0  3 0
43/ 0 HANGING LOOSE (9016)       9  13  0 40.9  43-39*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  0  2 0
44-42 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   6  10  0 37.5  44-37 011808B (9319)            0  2 0
45/44 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    16  32  1 33.3  45/46 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 0  2 0
46/43*MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  3   6  0 33.3  46/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  0  1 0
47-45 011808B (9319)            10  24  0 29.4  47/ 0 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   0  1 0
48/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  4  10  0 28.6  48-44*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   0  1 0
49/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  1   3  0 25.0  49-45*FURRY FURY (7968)         0  1 0
50/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   1   4  1 20.0  50/ 0*EDGE OF KNIGHT (7988)     0  1 0
51/47*KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553)  1   5  0 16.7  51/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
52-48*FUN WITH BOB (4762)        0   4  0  0.0  52/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8475) 0  1 0
53/49*KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL (6174)  0   3  0  0.0  53/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 0  1 0
54/ 0*EDGE OF KNIGHT (7988)      0   2  0  0.0  54/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 0  1 0
55/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   0   1  0  0.0  55-49*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     0  1 0
56/ 0*KELLUMBOS KIDS 07- (8475)  0   1  0  0.0  56/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 0  1 0
57-51*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      0   1  0  0.0  57-51*FUN WITH BOB (4762)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  The boys at PHILANTHROPISTS 3 left the arena dejected, after being 
kicked out of the top spot by MONKS.  Good show!  Managers were muttering after MONKS 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-1-0 to move up by 13.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, LIGHT WEIGHTS blew up the rankings to 32!  Perhaps it is 
ECCENTRIC DWARVES members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 24th to 11th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet 
pond, STRANGE MISSIONS blew up the rankings to 13!  Managers were muttering after 
MEDAL OF HONOR G5 showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 18.  The 
boys at MEDAL OF HONOR H7 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after 
suffering a 11 drop last week.  Perhaps it is MEDAL OF HONOR H9 members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 30th to 17th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DUNGEON CELL 97 blew up 
the rankings to 14!  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is 
VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS, after suffering a 12 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering 
after BEYOND THE GRAVE III showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 
12.  Practice pays for SOMEDAY, who pummelled I'M STILL STANDING, to pocket 21 
points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, VERNON MCGARITY was winsome, after 
beating WAFFLE HEAD and seeing it lose 18 points.  A certain someone saw PUD 100 at 
The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and now he fails to show up to defend his 
throne.  What a pathetic slob!  What can be a greater victory?  ROBERT NETT has taken 
his place as the top, as DWES EG's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in DWES EG 
is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of LIGHT WEIGHTS should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of JERSEY DEVILS, so did that sorry team shy from 
LIGHT WEIGHTS If challenges were horses, EVIN WINDSISTER could open up a fast food 
joint!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in DWES EG would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
DWES EG, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging 
Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT NETT 48793            13   5     98         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STRATEGERY 18418             16  10    138         STUPID NAMES (2833)       
-GEORGE 31744                 12  10  1 130         10/24/04-F (5236)         
 PRISONER 0484 49671          16  32  1  95         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    
 WHOOO 44225                  13  10     93         KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM1 (7426)
 HEAT MIZER 32846             12   9     91         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 34 (5424) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANGELIC DEMON 35114          10   7     84         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330         9   3     81         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335        7   7     81         MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  
-OOPS SWEATER 55184           10  24     76         011808B (9319)            
 BLACK-CAPPED 54787            6   7     76         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 WAFFLE HEAD 42196             6   6     72         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
 FREE BALLOON 53447            9  13     70         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      
 GNOME CATCHER 55816           9  11     67         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 27 55428            10  11     66         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-FLAKY WILDCAT 51286           6   1     66         101607I (8634)            
-JOHN MCKINNEY 48893           5   1     60         MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOMEDAY 27978                 1   5     54         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 13 (4553) 
-SINFUL SANDI 55153            3   0     53         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
-DEE VINE 55118                2   1  1  53         STREET WALKERS 2 (9306)   
 NUTRITION 34798               4  10     50         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 I'M STILL STANDING 38577      6   5     49         VIAGRA SIDE EFFECTS (6410)
 MAX THOMPSON 55376            8   6  1  46         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643         8   6     46         LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 
 GEORGE MABRY 55440            7   7     46         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 DAWN 53376                    5   3     43         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 BRILLIANT 53377               4   6     43         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
-AGON 35118                    5   5     42         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         4   5  2  35         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 MISTRESS OF STEEL 55915       2   0  1  35         MONKS (1612)              

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 32 55357              3   5     33         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
 GRUNT 90 48961                2   0  1  33         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 OLD SCRATCH 55976             2   1     30         JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      
-6-PACK SALLY 55117            2   1     29         STREET WALKERS (9305)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EVIL EVA 55162                1   2     29         STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  
-JAMES MILLS 55323             6  10     28         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-MCLUVIN 55157                 2   0  1  28         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
-YUCKIT 50383                  2   1     28         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8477)
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            1   3     28         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
-MOUSE PAD 45323               2   1     27         BRIEFCASE IV (7617)       
-LUCIOUS LAURA 55132           1   1     26         STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   
 MAIDEN OF THORNS 55877        2   0     25         MONKS (1612)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGARCULT 45182               2   1     21         KELLUMBO'S K 06-72 (7592) 
 GRUNT 49 48855                1   0     21         MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)  
 BLOODRED 47525                0   2     16         EDGE OF KNIGHT (7988)     
 KANA TROLLBANE 55941          2   0     12         ECCENTRIC DWARVES (1429)  
 UNHOLY TERROR 32296           1   1     12         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-TAKEME 37304                  1   0  1  11         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL7 (6178)
-WHITE SUGAR 40414             2   0     10         KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06- (6739)
 JOE MANN 48950                1   4  1  10         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             0   1      7         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
-DIAPERED MAX 29212            0   1      7         FUN WITH BOB (4762)       
 GUARDIAN A 37283              0   3      5         KELLUMBO'S KIDS SL3 (6174)
 MISS GRIFF 50372              0   1      5         KELLUMBOS KIDS 07-1 (8475)
 CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         0   1      5         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAD MINK 47416          4  3 0 FURRY FURY 7968      DEE VINE 55118        271   
STEPHANIE 15284         6  4 1 LUROCIANS XVIII 2293 PRISONER B91 53433    268  NOT REVENGED
NOT MONKISH 56000       0  1 0 MONKS 1612           MOUNTAIN TROLL        272  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

9 February 10
All -- I know you all thought the old Wiz that is Fiz went off to die somewhere.
Well, I didn't.  Now I'm back to befuddle and frustrate you with my senseless
ramblings.  I look forward to reconnecting with all my old friends and enemies alike.
-- Fizban the Famous

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT MONKISH was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEAT MIZER outwaited HERSHEL WILLIAMS in a 15 minute expert's Challenge battle.
OLD SCRATCH was defeated by GEORGE MABRY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SUGARCULT was devastated by BRILLIANT in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
DAWN luckily beat EVIN WINDSISTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge competition.
SOMEDAY overpowered I'M STILL STANDING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PRISONER 0484 bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WAFFLE HEAD lost to VERNON MCGARITY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
WHOOO unbelievably bested SERGEANT 27 in a action packed 7 minute gory expert's fight.
BLACK-CAPPED was overpowered by ROBERT NETT in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
GNOME CATCHER overpowered SOLDIER 32 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FREE BALLOON demolished NUTRITION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
MAX THOMPSON narrowly defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody match.
BAAA MEANS NOOO was overpowered by PRINCESS SHERI in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ALREADY DEAD was overpowered by GRUNT 90 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MISTRESS OF STEEL unbelievably bested BLOODRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MAIDEN OF THORNS devastated JOE MANN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KANA TROLLBANE beat GUARDIAN A in a 2 minute novice's bout.
UNHOLY TERROR savagely defeated CHARLES MCGIAHA in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
GRUNT 49 overpowered MISS GRIFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  26 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  26 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        58 -  51 -  5      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  24 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  11 -  0      15  |

Turn 272 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         7 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROBERT NETT -16743         13   5  0   98 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOOO -21311               13  10  0   93 KELLUMBO'S KIDS BM19 (7426)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WAFFLE HEAD -23340.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SERGEANT 27 -10108.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVIN 
WINDSISTER -9724, UNHOLY TERROR 32296, MAX THOMPSON -10160, GRUNT 90 -16575, GRUNT 49 
-16681, DAWN -12160, BLOODRED -18011, GUARDIAN A -28253, NOT MONKISH -9536, and 
BRILLIANT -12159.

The least popular fighter this week was HEAT MIZER -32690.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HERSHEL WILLIAMS -10201, JOE MANN -16586, BAAA MEANS NOOO 
-17893, SOLDIER 32 -10179, I'M STILL STANDING -26959, SUGARCULT -20354, OLD SCRATCH 
-9560, ALREADY DEAD 27877, PRINCESS SHERI -13467, and NUTRITION -30738.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MARYIZZLE (82--25110) KELLUMBO'S KIDS 06-1