DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2010    Duedate: 05/07/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 276

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GNOME CATCHER
STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)
(82-55816) [11-13-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GNOME CATCHER                  GRUNT 90
STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)        MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)
(82-55816) [11-13-0,100]       (82-48961) [4-0-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PRISONER 0484                  GNOME CATCHER
DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)
(82-49671) [17-35-1,97]        (82-55816) [11-13-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)      12 
2. BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)            11    MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)      10    Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)      8  
5. MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)     8     MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   4   0  1 100.   1- 1 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      3  1 1
 2- 3*STARTS WITH SL (8134)      2   0  0 100.   2/10 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 2  0 1
 3/ 7 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  10   4  0 71.4   3- 2 STUPID NAMES (2833)       2  0 1
 4- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   5   2  0 71.4   4- 7 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   2  0 0
 5/ 0*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)         4   2  0 66.7   5/15 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  2  0 0
 6- 8 STUPID NAMES (2833)       19  10  1 65.5   6- 5*STARTS WITH SL (8134)     2  0 0
 7- 9 OVERHYPED (4535)           7   4  0 63.6   7/18*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  2  0 0
 8/10 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  10   6  1 62.5   8- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 2  0 0
 9/ 4*BLADEMASTERS (5800)        3   2  0 60.0   9- 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 2  0 0
10-13 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      14  10  1 58.3  10/ 3*BLADEMASTERS (5800)       2  1 0
11-14 10/24/04-F (5236)         14  10  1 58.3  11/31 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   2  1 0
12-17 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    16  14  0 53.3  12-16 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  0 0
13-18 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   8   7  0 53.3  13-20 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    1  0 0
14-20 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  8   7  0 53.3  14/ 0*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        1  0 0
15-21 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    18  18  2 50.0  15- 6 10/24/04-F (5236)         1  0 0
16-22 MONKS (1612)              15  15  4 50.0  16-32 MONKS (1612)              1  1 1
17-23 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    8   8  0 50.0  17/37*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  1 0
18/27 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   66  69  6 48.9  18-25 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-28 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     16  17  0 48.5  19-28 011808B (9319)            1  1 0
20-29 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)       8   9  0 47.1  20/14 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
21-30 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    10  12  2 45.5  21/42 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  1 0
22/34 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  5   6  1 45.5  22/17*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  1 0
23/32 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   47  59  1 44.3  23-26*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334) 1  1 0
24/31 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  10  13  0 43.5  24-30 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     1  1 0
25/33 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   7  11  0 38.9  25-27 OVERHYPED (4535)          1  1 0
26-37 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  6  11  0 35.3  26/36 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   1  1 0
27-39*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334)  3   6  0 33.3  27- 4 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    1  2 0
28/45*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   1   2  0 33.3  28/29 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    0  3 0
29/38 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    17  35  1 32.7  29/43 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  2 0
30-42 011808B (9319)            11  26  0 29.7  30-34*THE DANCE (5629)          0  2 0
31/40*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   2   5  1 28.6  31-35*BEST PICTURE (5633)       0  2 0
32-44*THE DANCE (5629)           0   3  0  0.0  32-33 JERSEY DEVILS (8545)      0  1 0
33-46*BEST PICTURE (5633)        0   2  0  0.0  33-46*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, LIGHT WEIGHTS 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by MEDAL OF HONOR F10!  Way 
to go MEDAL OF HONOR F10!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEDAL OF HONOR E5 really go up 
by 11?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STRANGE 
MISSIONS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 11th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEDAL OF HONOR I3 really go up by 20?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MEDAL OF HONOR F4 had 
like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 21st team!  
I couldn't believe it.  Did MEDAL OF HONOR H7 really go up by 14?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MVP award for CHARLES MCGIAHA?  MEDAL OF 
HONOR I3's proud of him after beating PERSISTANT BEGGAR and getting 12 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  SERGEANT 27 got smashed by CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and lost 6 
points!  Was that a tear I saw in GNOME CATCHER's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't PRISONER 0484 fit to be tied!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of DISPOSABLE HEROES 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what BLADEMASTERS' been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from DISPOSABLE HEROES, that's fer sher.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GNOME CATCHER 55816          11  13    100         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAFFLE HEAD 42196             8   7    101         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
-BLACK-CAPPED 54787            8   8     99         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 PRISONER 0484 49671          17  35  1  97         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OOPS SWEATER 55184           11  26     87         011808B (9319)            
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330        10   4     78         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-DAWN 53376                    8   3     70         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUTCH 27889                   7   4     66         OVERHYPED (4535)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE MAD DWARF 46075           6   4     65         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
 MAX THOMPSON 55376           10   6  1  62         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
-ANKHEG 42828                  9   9     62         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
-BRILLIANT 53377               6   7  1  60         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
-NUTRITION 34798               6  11     59         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 SERGEANT 27 55428            10  13     57         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 32 55357              5   5  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
-GEORGE MABRY 55440            8   7     53         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 GRUNT 90 48961                4   0  1  50         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
-JOHN MCKINNEY 48893           5   2     46         MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  
 ASPIRIN 45760                 4   2     43         BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         5   7  2  41         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 HIGHLANDER 35224              3   2     37         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAIDEN OF THORNS 55877        3   1  1  33         MONKS (1612)              
 JAMES MILLS 55323             7  11     32         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-MISTRESS OF STEEL 55915       2   2  1  30         MONKS (1612)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZOBOIBY 52706                 2   2     20         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
 CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         1   2     18         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
-MILLION $ BABY 33996          0   2     18         BEST PICTURE (5633)       
-THE RHAPSODY 33977            0   3     17         THE DANCE (5629)          
 JOE MANN 48950                2   5  1  14         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-SLAGG 48401                   2   0     12         STARTS WITH SL (8134)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OLD SCRATCH 55976       2  3 0 JERSEY DEVILS 8545   MAIDEN OF THORN 55877 274   
TARTRE 49623            3  6 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 8334 BRILLIANT 53377       275   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 0484 was bested by GNOME CATCHER in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
VERNON MCGARITY subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SERGEANT 27 was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GRUNT 90 devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAX THOMPSON demolished HIGHLANDER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SOLDIER 32 vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JAMES MILLS was overpowered by ASPIRIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
EVIN WINDSISTER handily defeated JOE MANN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
CHARLES MCGIAHA vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  28 -  2      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  16 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  28 -  3      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        53 -  50 -  6      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 276 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       VERNON MCGARITY -10206     10   4  0   78 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRUNT 90 -16575             4   0  1   50 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASPIRIN -19776              4   2  0   43 BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGHLANDER -30312           3   2  0   37 BLADEMASTERS (5800)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PRISONER 0484 -15865.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GNOME CATCHER -9720.  The ten other most popular fighters were VERNON 
MCGARITY -10206, ASPIRIN -19776, EVIN WINDSISTER -9724, GRUNT 90 -16575, MAX THOMPSON 
-10160, CHARLES MCGIAHA -9634, PRISONER 0484 -15865, SOLDIER 32 -10179, JAMES MILLS 
-10213, and JOE MANN -16586.

The least popular fighter this week was HIGHLANDER -30312.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SERGEANT 27 -10108, JOE MANN -16586, JAMES MILLS -10213, 
SOLDIER 32 -10179, PRISONER 0484 -15865, CHARLES MCGIAHA -9634, MAX THOMPSON -10160, 
GRUNT 90 -16575, EVIN WINDSISTER -9724, and ASPIRIN -19776.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 4 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                 EUGENE FLUCKY (82-41642) of MEDAL OF HONOR 30 (6955)
                             FGC (47-6648) of KAOS (695)
                  PRISONER B91 (82-53433) of DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
                   PRISONER 0381 82-42371 of DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes