DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2010    Duedate: 05/21/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 277

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRISONER 0484
DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)
(82-49671) [18-35-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CURIOUS GEORGE                 NOSE HAIR
DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
(82-11330) [13-2-0,122]        (82-5344) [6-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

WAFFLE HEAD                    THIS WARRIOR SUCKS
SUPERIOR FORCES 4603 (7055)    SUPERIOR FORCES 1603 (8332)
(82-42196) [8-8-0,80]          (82-49614) [5-3-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)       33 
2. THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)        33    DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
3. WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)       26    Unchartered Team
4. DEADMANS HAND (1576)          24 
5. THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)     16    FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)     6   0  0 100.   1- 1 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  0 1
 2- 1*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   4   0  1 100.   2- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 2  0 1
 3/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)        2   0  0 100.   3/ 0 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  0 1
 4- 2*STARTS WITH SL (8134)      2   0  0 100.   4- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  2  0 0
 5/ 0*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)    1   0  1 100.   5- 7*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  2  0 0
 6/ 0*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  1   0  1 100.   6/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    2  0 0
 7/ 0*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)    1   0  0 100.   7/11 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   2  1 0
 8/ 0*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)    1   0  0 100.   8/ 0*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   1  0 1
 9/ 0*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        1   0  0 100.   9/ 0*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 1  0 1
10/ 0*LINEAGE 2 (5033)           1   0  0 100.  10- 3 STUPID NAMES (2833)       1  0 1
11/ 0*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)      1   0  0 100.  11/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)       1  0 0
12/ 0*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     1   0  0 100.  12- 4 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   1  0 0
13/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    13   2  0 86.7  13/ 0*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   1  0 0
14/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  6   1  0 85.7  14/ 0*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  1  0 0
15/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    5   1  0 83.3  15-19 011808B (9319)            1  0 0
16/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     7   2  0 77.8  16-12 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  1  0 0
17/ 0*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)    6   2  1 75.0  17- 6*STARTS WITH SL (8134)     1  0 0
18- 3 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  10   4  0 71.4  18-13 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19- 4*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   5   2  0 71.4  19/ 0*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1  0 0
20/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  5   2  0 71.4  20- 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733) 1  0 0
21/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    14   6  0 70.0  21/ 0*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     1  0 0
22/ 0*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)   4   2  0 66.7  22/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
23/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       4   2  0 66.7  23/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  0 0
24/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        4   2  0 66.7  24/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   1  0 0
25/ 0*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  2   1  0 66.7  25-25 OVERHYPED (4535)          1  0 0
26- 6 STUPID NAMES (2833)       19  10  1 65.5  26/ 0*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   1  0 0
27/ 0 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     7   4  1 63.6  27/ 0*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       1  0 0
28- 7 OVERHYPED (4535)           7   4  0 63.6  28/ 0*LINEAGE 2 (5033)          1  0 0
29- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  10   6  1 62.5  29/ 0*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      1  0 0
30/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  5   3  0 62.5  30/ 0*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    1  0 0
31/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)    3   2  0 60.0  31/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    1  0 0
32-10 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      14  10  1 58.3  32/ 0 METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  0 0
33/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  4   3  0 57.1  33/ 0 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    1  0 0
34/ 5*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)         4   3  0 57.1  34/ 0*THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    1  0 0
35-12 DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)    16  14  0 53.3  35/ 0*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
36-13 MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)   8   7  0 53.3  36/ 0 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      1  0 0
37/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    10   9  0 52.6  37/ 0 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
38-15 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    18  18  2 50.0  38/ 0*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  0 0
39-17 SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)    8   8  0 50.0  39/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)      1  0 0
40/14 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  8   8  0 50.0  40/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
41/ 9*BLADEMASTERS (5800)        3   3  0 50.0  41-17*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  1 0
42/ 0*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         1   1  0 50.0  42-20 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
43/ 0*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        1   1  0 50.0  43-21 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  1 0
44/18 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   66  70  6 48.5  44-22*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  1 0
45-19 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     16  17  0 48.5  45-27 SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    1  1 0
46/ 0 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      34  37  0 47.9  46/ 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 1  1 0
47-21 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    10  12  2 45.5  47/14*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        1  1 0
48-22 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  5   6  1 45.5  48/ 0 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  1 0
49/23 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   47  60  1 43.9  49/28 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
50-24 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  10  13  0 43.5  50/10*BLADEMASTERS (5800)       1  2 0
51/ 0 GOING BANANAS (1663)       6   8  2 42.9  51/26 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   1  2 0
52/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    3   4  0 42.9  52/ 0*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   0  2 0
53/ 0*STREET WALKERS (9305)      2   3  0 40.0  53-29 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  2 0
54/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)    2   3  0 40.0  54/ 0*THE GUESS HUE (6282)      0  2 0
55-25 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   7  11  0 38.9  55-18 DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)    0  1 0
56/ 0 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    14  24  0 36.8  56/ 0*STREET WALKERS (9305)     0  1 0
57/ 0 METAL BUNNIES (1436)       4   7  1 36.4  57/ 0*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   0  1 0
58-26 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (5733)  6  11  0 35.3  58/ 0*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   0  1 0
59/ 0 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   11  21  1 34.4  59-33*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  0  1 0
60/29 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    18  35  1 34.0  60/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 0  1 0
61-27*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334)  3   6  0 33.3  61-23*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8334) 0  1 0
62/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  2   4  0 33.3  62/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 0  1 0
63-28*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   1   2  0 33.3  63-24 MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     0  1 0
64-30 011808B (9319)            11  26  0 29.7  64-30*THE DANCE (5629)          0  1 0
65-31*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   2   5  1 28.6  65-31*BEST PICTURE (5633)       0  1 0
66/ 0*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)    1   3  0 25.0  66/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   0  1 0
67-32*THE DANCE (5629)           0   3  0  0.0  67/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   0  1 0
68/ 0*THE GUESS HUE (6282)       0   2  0  0.0  68/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 0  1 0
69-33*BEST PICTURE (5633)        0   2  0  0.0  69/ 0*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        0  1 0
70/ 0*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                    Blood on a Purple Robe: A Bloodgames Primer
                                by One Armed Bandit

     Twice a year, there is a great gathering.  These tiny men with their stained
clothing and great intellects do not look like your traditional gladiators, but they
will meet and compete for a chance at Duel-2 immortality.  No, no, I'm not talking
about the managers at the Face-to-Face.  I'm talking about the murderous dwarves of
the Bloodgames.
     It's probably the worst advertised event in Duel-2 history.  It happens twice a
year, in January and July, and you don't have to fly across the country to
participate.  For some, the Bloodgames are just a distant memory of a t-shirt that
never arrived, newer managers may have never even heard of it.  For others, though,
it is a way of life.  And it can be yours, too.
     The cost:  $10 to roll up the team, $49 to run them.  At each Face-To-Face
tourney, two Bloodgames arenas are run.  One of them (called the FtF Bloodgames) gets
run round-by-round for ten rounds, and warriors are allowed to change their
strategies, avoid, and make Bloodfeud challenges.  For the other arena (called the
Mail-In Bloodgames), there are no bloodfeuds or avoids and each warrior must use the
same strategy and train for all ten rounds.  You can participate in both even if you
don't attend the FtF, but you'll be at a slight disadvantage in the FtF Bloodgames
(the Mail-In Bloodgames is a perfectly level playing field).
     The teams:  Each team consists of TEN warriors, one of EACH style.  You can
design each warrior however you want, as long as the stats add up to 84 points and no
stat is lower than a 3 or higher than a 21 (referred to as DYOs or design-your-own
warriors).  Simply write down the following information on a piece of paper and mail
it to RSI (or email it to csr@reality.com): your name, your account number, the words
"Mail-In Bloodgames" or "FtF Bloodgames", the team name, and all ten warriors (name,
style, gender, ST-CN-SZ-WT-WL-SP-DF).  If you submit them early enough you will
probably get a chance to see the overviews before sending in strategies for each of
them (using a normal strategy sheet, remember only one strategy and one train for the
entire event).  If you want to play it safe, however, you can submit strategies along
with the team information, just write "NEW" in each of the Warrior ID spots and
either "MI BG" or "FTF BG" in the Game # spot.  Some managers who are especially
ambitious will roll up each team more than once, and look over the overviews to
determine which team had the best luck in the roll-up process.  Just remember, it
costs $10 each time you roll them up.
     The rules:  So what's the catch? $59 for 10 design-your-own warriors?  Not so
fast, buddy.  At the end of ten rounds, the top three warriors of different styles
from each arena will be granted immortality, trained up to the minimum ADM
requirements, and will graduate to ADM.  Every other warrior will be gone forever.
Executed, freed, or retired to a quiet life on the farm like your childhood dog
Buster, if that helps you sleep at night.  If the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd ranked warriors
are a LU, a WS, and an AB, then those three will win the prizes.  However, if the
1st, 2nd, and 3rd ranked warriors are a LU, a LU, and a WS, the 2nd place LU is out
of luck, his prize will drop down to the highest ranking member of a style that isn't
LU or WS.  So what does it take to be one of the top ranked warriors?  Warriors are
ranked based on number of kills, first and foremost, with their record and
recognition points being the tie breakers.  Oh, did I mention that the chances of
dying are FIVE TIMES that of a normal arena?
     What to expect:  You will run into many opponents who are SZ 3, who have 21 WT
and 21 WL, who are using a 10 KD and aiming for the vitals, who are using unusual
weapons that Duel-2 folklore says have a greater chance of delivering that killing
blow, such as the Battle Axe.  You may run into such classic archetypes as the 17-3-
3-21-21-8-11 ST or the 17-16-3-3-21-3-21 AB.
     So why should you play?  There are many reasons.  You don't have to feel guilty
about killing your friend's warrior, for starters, because that's the whole
objective.  Unique kill text make it all the sweeter, too.  You won't see anyone get
"pierced completely through" or "skewered through their vital organs" anywhere else
(at least I hope not).  Not only is it exciting to read, but my most rewarding
warrior came from the Bloodgames and yours could, too.  Whether you are a tournament
player or an arena player, if your warrior is tough enough to survive the Bloodgames,
he's tough enough for whatever task you set him to.  My first Bloodgames graduate was
a warrior named Sushi Slinger of Sea Dogs: 17-3-3-21-21-12-7 SL.  He left Old
Valamantis with a 10-0-3 record and immortality.  Since then, he has been a
Tournament Victor in the Freshman tourney, a Runner-Up in the ADM tourney, and a
three-time Tournament Victor in the Eligibles tourney.  He is now fighting in Primus
against the best of the best and holding his own.  Your Bloodgames graduate could
join him in Primus, too.

     "Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.
     Dare to fight bravely." - Alarond the Scribe

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Heya, all.  Welcome to another Deadly Dangerous cycle in a transfer arena.  Hope
I'm still alive to read this.  I am a Gnome Catcher, so if any of ya all happen to
know where them critters tend to go after they do their Gnome stuff please let me
know.  I'be goota catch one, it's my mission.

                       Gnome Catcher

P.S.  It's almost my B-day!  I'll be two at the Summer FTF, hope to be there!

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  WHAT'S MY FRUIT? now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  Coming up with a solid 0-1-0 outing, STRANGE 
MISSIONS has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for NOLAJ, 
who flew up 33 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was WAFFLE HEAD, 
who dropped 21 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with F-LUSH.  In 
front of all the crowds, PRISONER 0484 took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I 
give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad MEDAL OF  HONOR E5?  Big bad 
MEDAL OF HONOR E5.  Big bad MEDAL OF HONOR E5.  DWES EG's afraid of the big bad MEDAL 
OF HONOR E5.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your 
rasberries, cause BLADEMASTERS beats feet every time MEDAL OF HONOR E5 smiles at 
them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DWES EG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER 0484 49671          18  35  1 104         DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         13   2    122         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
-BLACK-CAPPED 54787            8   8     99         SUPE FORCES 1804 (9243)   
 GNOME CATCHER 55816          11  14     93         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   
 F-LUSH 10742                 11   6     91         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OOPS SWEATER 55184           11  26     87         011808B (9319)            
 NOSE HAIR 5344                6   1     84         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
 WAFFLE HEAD 42196             8   8     80         SUPERIOR FORCES 460 (7055)
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        10   4     78         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-DAWN 53376                    8   3     70         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIOLLIR 9659                  7   4     69         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUTCH 27889                   7   4     66         OVERHYPED (4535)          
 EVIL ELMO 10108               7   2     66         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-MAX THOMPSON 55376           10   6  1  62         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
-ANKHEG 42828                  9   9     62         MONSTER MASH-A (7164)     
 RESERVATION 10080             8   3     61         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 RESOLUTION 10081              6   3     61         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-BRILLIANT 53377               6   7  1  60         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
-NUTRITION 34798               6  11     59         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (5733)
 SINFUL SANDI 55153            4   1     59         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
 WON MEAN KAT 10097            7   4  1  58         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            4   7  1  58         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-SERGEANT 27 55428            10  13     57         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       5   1     57         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 32 55357              5   5  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
 WON TWO MANI 27544            5   1     55         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          4   2     55         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 NECTARINE 19639               8   6     53         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-GEORGE MABRY 55440            8   7     53         MEDAL OF HONOR H9 (9370)  
 THE WILLBURY 11440            6   8  2  51         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
-GRUNT 90 48961                4   0  1  50         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522         6   0     49         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
-JOHN MCKINNEY 48893           5   2     46         MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  
 TOKEN SCUM 27555              3   2     44         FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   6     43         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 GUACAMOLE 19626               5   5     42         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             4   2     38         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 HIGHLANDER 35224              3   3     38         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         5   8  2  37         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 ASPIRIN 45760                 4   3     37         BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        
 6-PACK SALLY 55117            2   3     37         STREET WALKERS (9305)     
 THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      5   3     36         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
 LUCIOUS LAURA 55132           1   3     36         STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   
 ELEPHANT 42220                4   3     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUBA 27605                    2   3     33         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135         1   0     33         STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   
 NOLAJ 12527                   1   0     33         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
-JAMES MILLS 55323             7  11     32         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 HERBERT WEST 52450            2   0     32         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            2   4     32         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 VERONICA VEGA 55159           2   0     32         STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  
 MCLUVIN 55157                 2   1  1  28         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
 PLANTAIN 22101                1   1  1  26         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNHOLY TERROR 32296           2   1     20         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-ZOBOIBY 52706                 2   2     20         SACS DE SABLE 2 (7726)    
-CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         1   2     18         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
-MILLION $ BABY 33996          0   2     18         BEST PICTURE (5633)       
-THE RHAPSODY 33977            0   3     17         THE DANCE (5629)          
 BOB 28812                     1   0  1  16         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
 DARK CIRCLE 28828             1   0     15         THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   
-JOE MANN 48950                2   5  1  14         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 RICH 'N' RARE 11443           1   1     14         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
 SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          1   1     14         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 FAILED SAINT 30701            1   0     13         STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     
 KARMA 30679                   1   0     13         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLAGG 48401                   2   0     12         STARTS WITH SL (8134)     
 OH!! BABY!!!! 28799           1   0  1  11         THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   
 ROAMING GNOME 47811           0   1     11         SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   
 BEARDED KELTIR 30685          1   0      7         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
 DEEP PURPLE 37844             0   1      5         THE GUESS HUE (6282)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      BOB 28812             277  NONE
PICKACHEW 27548         2  3 0 FLYING DINGOS 1 4480 PLANTAIN 22101        277   
OLD SCRATCH 55976       2  3 0 JERSEY DEVILS 8545   MAIDEN OF THORN 55877 274   
TARTRE 49623            3  6 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 8334 BRILLIANT 53377       275   
SIMPLY RED 37843        0  1 0 THE GUESS HUE 6282   OH!! BABY!!!! 28799   277   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GNOME CATCHER was bested by PRISONER 0484 in a 1 minute master's Title fight.
CURIOUS GEORGE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
WAFFLE HEAD was unbelievably bested by F-LUSH in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
NOSE HAIR overpowered SINFUL SANDI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EVIL ELMO viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
NIOLLIR overpowered CHILI CHEESE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FULL METAL JACKET overpowered LUCIOUS LAURA in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
THE WILLBURY vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NECTARINE vanquished MCLUVIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THIS WARRIOR SUCKS was unbelievably bested by TOKEN SCUM in a popular 7 minute bout.
ASPIRIN was demolished by RESERVATION in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ELEPHANT was overcome by GUACAMOLE in a exciting 2 minute contest.
KANGAROO JACKIE demolished EVIN WINDSISTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WON TWO MANI handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
STEELE RABBIT slimly won victory over HIGHLANDER in a 2 minute bloody bout.
RESOLUTION vanquished ALREADY DEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
WON MEAN KAT devastated 6-PACK SALLY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RASCALLY MOOSE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LAME DWAYNE defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute conflict.
UNHOLY TERROR viciously subdued SLICE 'N' DICE in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
HERBERT WEST viciously subdued TUBA in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
PLANTAIN slaughtered PICKACHEW in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
VERONICA VEGA overpowered RICH 'N' RARE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
DARK CIRCLE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KARMA luckily beat ROAMING GNOME in a exciting 7 minute gruesome bout.
BEARDED KELTIR savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute duel.
FAILED SAINT overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
OH!! BABY!!!! assassinated SIMPLY RED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NOLAJ overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
DEEP PURPLE was defeated by DISCOUNT DEBBIE in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran fight.
BOB easily killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  26 -  3      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  14 -  0      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        52 -  44 -  6      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  31 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 277 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  5         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  4     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CURIOUS GEORGE 11330       13   2  0  122 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
LUNGING ATTACK   F-LUSH 10742               11   6  0   91 DEADMANS HAND (1576)
TOTAL PARRY      EVIL ELMO 10108             7   2  0   66 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             8   6  0   53 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASPIRIN -19776              4   3  0   37 BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WAFFLE HEAD -23340.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THIS WARRIOR SUCKS -15922.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROAMING 
GNOME -17725, HERBERT WEST -13086, CURIOUS GEORGE 11330, EVIL ELMO 10108, ELEPHANT 
-23316, FULL METAL JACKET 12141, WON MEAN KAT 10097, UNHOLY TERROR 32296, FAILED 
SAINT 30701, and STEELE RABBIT 9666.

The least popular fighter this week was SIMPLY RED -27693.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PICKACHEW 27548, ALREADY DEAD 27877, EVIN WINDSISTER -9724, 
ASPIRIN -19776, CHILI CHEESE 19622, BOB 28812, OH!! BABY!!!! 28799, RICH 'N' RARE 
11443, PLANTAIN 22101, and TUBA 27605.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRISONER 0484 (82--15865) DUNGEON CELL 97

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LITTLE CROW 5418 (86-62-0)             1  4  0         THE PEOPLE           
HARMONY 26932 (60-61-4)                0  5  0         PERFECTION QUEST 2   

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
A NEW PONY! 1306 (94-95-0)            13  3  1         WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS  
HARV 20046 (74-61-1)                  10  3  0         4-LETTER NAMES       
PIPE BOMB 8012 (105-41-1)             10  3  0         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 
NO SALARY CAP 6494 (85-64-2)           7  3  0         WHY I PLAY DM        
OSCAR THE SLOUCH 1316 (58-62-3)        7  3  0         SESAME SPINE         
LITTLEST TYRANT 55890 (43-7-0)         6  3  0         THE NEPHEW           
SEX CAMEL 25548 (50-70-4)              6  3  0         SWEET NOTHINGS       
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (101-124-2)             5  3  0         FASCINATIN' RYTHYM   
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (60-83-3)     5  3  0         ROCK BOTTOM          
BEDTIME 28461 (32-9-0)                 3  3  0         12:35 AM             
DIRTY ZEALOT 55889 (36-17-0)           3  3  0         FLOPS                
FRANKENBERRY 51803 (52-25-1)           2  3  0         DM OWNS YOU          
WOLVERINE 6651 (24-32-0)               2  3  0         HOLLYWOOD            
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE 31563 (75-41-1)     1  4  0         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 
BLOODCRUNCHER 20643 (43-25-1)          0  5  0         ORCISH MADMEN        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GATEWAY 15631 (73-55-1)                7  3  0         ATTACK OF THE CLONES 
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (37-18-0)    7  3  0         HANNAH'S PALS        
SOULSNARE 37248 (17-14-0)              6  3  0         OBLIVION CLEAVERS    
HANA 24461 (41-22-0)                   5  3  0         4-LETTER GIRLS       
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 55739 (48-16-0)      5  3  0         13 YRS & COUNTING    
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893 (41-10-0)      5  3  0         LEGENDS OF IDAHO     
A DIFFERENT GRAPE 1258 (52-44-1)       4  3  0         MY WIFE'S COSMETICS  
SERVLET SALLY 5895 (34-19-1)           4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7Q   
FLABBY-O 30720 (65-37-1)               3  3  0         STREET PIZZAD XXII   
GITARIOS 45618 (36-25-1)               2  3  0         KAOS                 
CONTRABAND 22745 (33-22-0)             1  3  0         DEVIATION            
DUST BALL 9852 (29-16-2)               1  3  1         STRANGE MISSIONS     
ONE MAN ARMY 28261 (16-12-0)           1  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 6      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HALF-ORC CAPTAIN 4597 (44-24-1)        8  3  0         DISPOSABLE HEROES    
FIBULARIS 28877 (62-58-1)              7  3  0         MUSCLE MEN 4         
BLUE GREEN ALGAE 9099 (1-1-0)          6  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5V   
DAYDREAM BELIEVER 31100 (26-8-1)       6  3  0         CLASSIC HITS         
DUMPWEED 13924 (30-3-0)                5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES B105 
WIPEY 12634 (18-7-0)                   5  3  0         UNJUSTLY RENAMED     
MARV 41424 (20-3-0)                    4  3  0         4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS   
SHADOW ANGEL 45588 (40-34-1)           4  3  0         ANCIENT LORDS        
SPAZ 6629 (48-23-2)                    4  3  0         LUROCIANS X          
HICHAM 18389 (6-6-1)                   3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1306 
LAPTOP DANCE 20411 (17-12-0)           3  3  0         CYBERTEASE           
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366 (19-6-0)       3  3  0         SESAME STAPH         
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN 15292 (29-14-1)        3  3  0         LUROCIANS XVII       
TOMATO ION 55638 (27-15-0)             3  3  0         040908D              
UH-OH 33703 (16-8-1)                   3  3  0         STUFF MARK SAYS      
2 INAROW 22945 (12-10-0)               2  3  0         REDUX 6              
BOBS AND DOGS 55985 (20-18-0)          2  3  0         SOFT DRINKS          
KAORU MOTO 48418 (13-15-0)             2  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA1   
LULO & STITCH 36763 (10-5-1)           2  3  0         TOONZ                
PRISONER 0083 31432 (15-12-0)          1  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 17      
PTAR STONEBLADE 45569 (40-29-1)        1  3  0         DISTANT BREEZE       
RONE BLOODHOUSE 9606 (28-31-2)         1  3  0         ECCENTRIC DWARVES    
VALERIAN 17255 (29-12-0)               1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES IS   

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STRATEGERY 18418 (19-10-1)            10  3  0         STUPID NAMES         
CONCRETE 33162 (16-12-0)               9  3  0         LUROCIANS III        
WARHEAD 13913 (20-7-0)                 9  3  0         PYROMANIA            
SHARD OF STONE 45615 (22-10-0)         7  3  0         KAOS                 
GEORGE 31744 (14-11-1)                 6  3  0         10/24/04-F           

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KINETIX 30489 (8-5-2)                 14  1  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 706  
LOAD MASTER 15924 (5-7-0)             11  3  0         ARIZONA TRIP 2K2     
NULL REGINE 54215 (7-3-1)             10  3  0         011808O              
PRISONER R09 51085 (13-3-1)           10  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 4       
WEBBED BEAUS 36458 (8-6-1)             9  3  0         DATING A FROG        
FAT PANTS 39862 (7-4-0)                8  3  0         HAPPY HOLIDAYS       
HAVOK TWELVE 48504 (3-1-0)             8  3  0         040707H              
TOUCHE' TURTLE 44789 (8-1-1)           8  3  1         KILLER KARTOONS      
CECIL BOLTON 42248 (5-25-0)            7  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR V     
PRISONER A75 53464 (8-6-1)             7  3  0         DUNGEON CELL A7      
SILVER 30503 (12-4-1)                  7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 
GLOWING PASTY 51772 (8-1-0)            6  3  1  DEAD   CORPULENT            
GONE TO GEORGIA 28596 (6-5-0)          6  3  0         STREET PIZZAD XXI    
PAIN PART 1 11616 (3-0-0)              6  3  0         LUROCIANS XIV        
PORSCHE 41317 (6-3-0)                  6  3  0         COMPENSATING         
PRISONER 007 41051 (8-5-0)             6  3  0         DUNGEON CELL         
PRISONER B31 53423 (8-1-2)             6  3  0         DUNGEON CELL B3      
WILD HORSES 46535 (4-2-0)              6  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 33    
1101 17779 (17-17-0)                   5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA1   
CLUSTER 28582 (8-11-2)                 5  3  1         HALF A WORD          
GREEN SLIME 39621 (6-1-0)              5  3  1         YUCK! II             
HANNAH 35298 (8-8-0)                   5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4501 
MIDSIZE WHOOPER 47794 (7-4-0)          5  3  0         COOL NAMES 22        
PERCE POITRAIL 46098 (9-3-0)           5  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 7      
TARTAR SAUCE! 31031 (10-7-1)           5  3  0         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH 
VITO BERTOLDO 41532 (16-20-2)          5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR       
ARNOLD LAYNE 52842 (0-0-0)             4  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 1        
BABEL 46069 (6-1-0)                    4  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 1      
BANALADAR 37977 (8-8-0)                4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 
BLOWS 40784 (6-4-0)                    4  3  1         4 LETTER WEATHER     
DUELMASTERS.COM 16536 (8-12-0)         4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 720  
FREE BALLOON 53447 (9-14-0)            4  3  0         HANGING LOOSE        
FRIED DUCKPINS 52331 (5-6-0)           4  3  0         120507F              
HUGS MAW 44237 (8-4-1)                 4  3  0         TEAM 9 III           
IMMACULATE 35293 (5-10-1)              4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4503 
JABBER HOGAN 49966 (6-6-2)             4  3  0         LAZY 9               
KATAMARI DAMACY 38613 (10-1-0)         4  3  0         COOL GAMES           
LEGATO CATTY 51052 (9-3-0)             4  3  0         072707Y              
R'AKA 37859 (10-7-1)                   4  3  0         THE DREADLANDS       
TUNNELING GERBIL 16719 (6-1-0)         4  3  0         LUROCIANS FTF021     
CATHARI 42267 (7-4-1)                  3  3  0         4604 SUPERIOR FORCES 
COFFEE GROUNDS 45801 (8-2-0)           3  3  0         ABSTRACTION          
PRISONER 1371 50451 (12-4-0)           3  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 75      
RAGE 36450 (10-5-1)                    3  3  0         EMOTIONS             
ROOM 282 33685 (13-3-2)                3  3  0         TEMPE -05            
ROOT 31537 (9-5-0)                     3  3  0         4 LETTER BEER        
TROUE BIDE 46080 (6-4-0)               3  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 3      
UGAMUGGAH 41228 (9-7-1)                3  3  0         STREET PIZZAD XXII   
WEBBED TOES 38943 (7-2-1)              3  3  0         DREADFUL MATCHUPS    
YELLOW SUBMARINE 26471 (10-10-0)       3  3  0         LBA:  BEATLEMANIA!   
BEARDED AXE WOUND 37883 (8-6-0)        2  3  0         CLEARING TO PLOW     
DOWRY WRAITH 50172 (8-3-0)             2  3  0         072507J              
DROOLING GOOBER 18853 (5-2-1)          2  3  0         BRIAN LOCK           
EAR 39911 (8-8-0)                      2  3  0         UNFORTUNATE HAIR     
ECHO 41057 (4-2-0)                     2  3  0         LUROCIANS TEM06      
HUNGRY HIPPO 49609 (9-5-0)             2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 
INGROWN HAIRS 36397 (12-8-0)           2  3  0         I'M RICH WITH        
JINGER 52651 (7-3-0)                   2  3  0         SUPE FORCES A702     
LOOK FOR THE TRUTH 43689 (1-0-0)       2  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 54     
LOVE IN VAIN 46668 (1-0-0)             2  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 60    
SMELLY STOCKS 39949 (12-6-0)           2  3  0         MARKET CRASH         
URIDIZU 39668 (10-7-0)                 2  3  1         OUTER PLANES         
AMISTUM 26415 (5-8-0)                  1  3  0         LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 
BEAST OF BURDEN 46432 (4-2-1)          1  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 14    
BEAVER 39056 (11-6-0)                  1  3  0         ANIMAL'S FARM        
BESS 35303 (8-6-1)                     1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 
BROTHER PAUL 33643 (3-6-0)             1  3  0         ASYLUM               
HORMONE HOAGIE 55291 (8-2-0)           1  3  0         01808X               
KFC BOWL OF DEATH 44902 (10-5-0)       1  3  0         071406AA             
POPE BOB 43134 (3-10-0)                1  3  0         BLESS US, EVERYONE   
PRISONER R14 55069 (7-10-1)            1  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 23      
SLICKER FLINT 55262 (6-5-1)            1  3  0         011808R              
SOULTAKER 45716 (5-3-0)                1  3  0         FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE II 
STANDLEY 10712 (16-1-0)                1  3  0         THE WILLBURYS 34     
TWEENER 32416 (2-3-0)                  1  3  0         LUROCIAN REVOLUTIONS 
CRUEL TEA 55757 (6-5-1)                0  2  0  DEAD   ANCIENT LORDS        
PRISONER A54 53480 (7-4-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   DUNGEON CELL A5      
RIRIRON MOTHER 50264 (9-2-0)           0  2  0  DEAD   SACS DE SABLE 3      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RED-HOT FRYER 50979 (6-2-0)            9  3  0         072707J              
BLACK-CAPPED 54787 (8-8-0)             7  3  0         SUPE FORCES 1804     
THE MAD DWARF 46075 (6-4-0)            7  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 2      
DOWN SO LONG 40578 (1-0-0)             5  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 21       
F-LUSH 10742 (10-6-0)                  4  3  0         DEADMANS HAND        
BUCK ROGERS 53730 (5-0-0)              3  3  0         LUROCIANS T108       
EVIL ELMO 10108 (6-2-0)                3  3  0         THE WILLBURYS L      
AHENO BARBUS 52173 (5-3-1)             2  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 1      
ANGELIC DEMON 35114 (10-7-0)           2  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS 3    
SMITTEN SIN 55312 (3-3-0)              2  3  0         KAOS IV              

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ONESIMUS 43355 (2-1-0)                 6  3  0         LURCIAN6 TEM06       
LUCIOUS LAURA 55132 (1-2-0)            5  3  0         STREET WALKERS 4     
LAME DWAYNE 12534 (3-2-0)              4  3  0         ARDUIN REDONE        
6-PACK SALLY 55117 (2-2-0)             3  3  0         STREET WALKERS       
AGON 35118 (5-5-0)                     3  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS 3    
SNOOPY 55306 (0-2-0)                   3  3  0         PEANUTS              
DEE VINE 55118 (2-2-1)                 2  3  0         STREET WALKERS 2     
GIGANTUS 29569 (0-3-0)                 1  3  0         MOB RULES            
SWAY 33973 (1-2-0)                     1  3  0         BLOODGOOD            
TUBA 27605 (2-2-0)                     1  3  0         FLYING DINGOS 98     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135 (0-0-0)          7  3  0         STREET WALKERS 5     
HERBERT WEST 52450 (1-0-0)             5  3  1         MISKATONIC U         
SLIVER 35120 (3-0-0)                   5  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS 3    
OBLITERATOR 28097 (3-2-0)              4  3  0         BLOODY HARVEST       
BLOODRED 47525 (0-3-0)                 3  3  0         EDGE OF KNIGHT       
MILLION $ BABY 33996 (0-2-0)           3  3  0         BEST PICTURE         
VERONICA VEGA 55159 (1-0-0)            3  3  0         STREET WALKERS 10    
MCLUVIN 55157 (2-0-1)                  1  3  0         STREET WALKERS 9     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COUNT ORLOK 32333 (0-1-0)              6  3  1         SILENT SCREAMS       
SAAVEDRA 55973 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         I'M FANTASY IV       
UNHOLY TERROR 32296 (1-1-0)            5  3  0         BEYOND THE GRAVE III 
ETNAD 42727 (0-0-0)                    4  3  0         IMAGINATION LOST     
ROCK AND ROLL 50514 (0-2-0)            4  3  0         SATAN'S SUSHI        
SLAGG 48401 (2-0-0)                    3  3  0         STARTS WITH SL       
SO EASY 55081 (0-1-0)                  2  3  0         CAVEMAN ANGST        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHIRLIGIG 48127 (0-0-0)                9  3  0  DEAD   SPINNING DEATH       
ROAMING GNOME 47811 (0-0-0)            6  3  0         SHORT BUT DEADLY     
SAAVEDRA 55982 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         GRAND DUKES          
THE HOUND 37924 (0-0-0)                0  2  0  DEAD   WESTEROS STEEL       

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SQUIRREL KILLER 3278 (70-65-3)         2  3  0         END OF THE LINE      
??RADAR?? 20310 (54-84-1)              1  3  0         DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II  
ROY BENAVIDEZ 18426 (50-69-1)          1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA2   
MINOTAUR CRUSADER 4599 (34-30-1)       0  3  0         DISPOSABLE HEROES    

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BITTER EMPLOYEES 37737 (6-8-1)         1  3  0         WEST PALM COURTS     
GAFF 34939 (18-9-1)                    1  3  0         4-LETTER ERRORS      
UNCLE FEISTY 55652 (24-8-0)            1  3  0         040908F              
UNDEAD PIRATE 11088 (22-20-2)          1  3  0         DISPOSABLE HEROES 2  
BRIGAND 9639 (25-18-1)                 0  3  0         CROSSED THIEVES      
EUGENE FLUCKEY 41642 (4-1-0)           0  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR 30    
HONEYDEW VIPER 9636 (36-35-2)          0  3  0         SPREAD THE DISEASE   
RAW SEX APPEAL 1331 (26-11-0)          0  3  0         WHY WE LOVE TUM      

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GANGRENE 30731 (12-9-0)                6  2  0         THAT SPECIAL SMELL   
PRISONER 0280 38220 (10-6-0)           3  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 56      
SWIFTEMBER 37243 (1-0-0)               2  3  0         CHAOS REVENANTS      
VANNA WHITE 39213 (6-2-0)              2  3  0         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  
ASPARAGUS 38983 (7-8-0)                1  3  0         UNDERRATED 2         
HARV 35034 (1-4-0)                     1  3  0         MY TCS               
LESSA 17099 (8-9-0)                    1  3  0         I'M FANTASY IV       
OOKLA THE MOK 48997 (10-1-0)           1  3  0         SUPER SCIENCE        
XENON 43374 (4-1-0)                    1  3  0         LUROCIANS3 TEM06     
YBIRA 37969 (5-13-0)                   1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5704 
7TH SAMURAI 54800 (8-6-0)              0  3  0         SUPE FORCES 1801     
BLACK HOLE 30144 (2-4-0)               0  3  0         LUCROCIANS FTF04M3   
LONGUS COLLI 28905 (6-5-0)             0  3  0         MUSCLE MEN 11        
MISTLETOE 32539 (8-7-3)                0  3  0         TIS THE SEASON       
MOPE 39892 (7-1-0)                     0  3  0         4 LETTER ACTIVITIES  
NUTRITION 34798 (6-11-0)               0  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5402 

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
J.L. SEAGULL 2676 (12-12-1)            1  3  0  DEAD   VAGABOND VANDALS     
THE DUKE! 42859 (4-2-0)                0  3  0         JOHN WAYNE           

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NOLAJ 12527 (0-0-0)                    5  2  0         THE WILLBURYS Q      
EVIL EVA 55162 (2-2-0)                 2  3  0         STREET WALKERS 10    
SINFUL SANDI 55153 (4-0-0)             2  3  0         STREET WALKERS 9     

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZOBOIBY 52706 (2-2-0)                  3  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 2      
SUNSENIUM 30413 (1-0-0)                0  3  0         THE UNFORGIVEN       
THE RHAPSODY 33977 (0-3-0)             0  3  0         THE DANCE            

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COMMISSAIRE P. 55944 (1-0-0)           5  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 2      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING KONG 32322 (0-0-0)                4  3  0         BARREL OF MONKEYS    
SOLDIER 1 43650 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 47