DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2010    Duedate: 06/04/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 278

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CURIOUS GEORGE
DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
(82-11330) [14-2-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CURIOUS GEORGE                 NOSE HAIR
DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
(82-11330) [14-2-0,127]        (82-5344) [7-1-1,96]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

F-LUSH                         F-LUSH
DEADMANS HAND (1576)           DEADMANS HAND (1576)
(82-10742) [12-6-0,94]         (82-10742) [12-6-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)       34 
2. Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)    20    DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
3. STREET WALKERS (9305)         19    Unchartered Team
4. WHISTLE KIDS (5032)           15 
5. BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)            13    FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)     7   0  0 100.   1/ 3 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   4  0 1
 2- 2*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   4   0  1 100.   2/ 6 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    3  1 0
 3/ 3*MISKATONIC U (8835)        3   0  0 100.   3/ 9*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 2  0 1
 4/ 6*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  2   0  1 100.   4/40*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 2  0 1
 5/ 9*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        2   0  0 100.   5/11*MISKATONIC U (8835)       2  0 0
 6/10*LINEAGE 2 (5033)           2   0  0 100.   6/22*FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    2  0 0
 7/12*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     2   0  0 100.   7/24*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   2  0 0
 8- 5*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)    1   0  1 100.   8/27*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       2  0 0
 9- 8*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)    1   0  0 100.   9/28*LINEAGE 2 (5033)          2  0 0
10/13 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    14   2  0 87.5  10/30*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    2  0 0
11/14*SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  7   1  1 87.5  11/29*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      2  0 0
12/16 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     8   2  0 80.0  12/32 METAL BUNNIES (1436)      2  0 0
13/20*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  6   2  0 75.0  13/33 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    2  0 0
14-18 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  10   4  0 71.4  14/34 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    2  0 0
15/15*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    5   2  0 71.4  15/35*Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 2  0 0
16/23*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       5   2  0 71.4  16/36 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      2  0 0
17/21 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    15   7  0 68.2  17/37 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    2  0 0
18/27 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)     8   4  1 66.7  18/39 GOING BANANAS (1663)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)    6   3  1 66.7  19/47*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        2  1 0
20/31*FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)    4   2  0 66.7  20- 8*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   1  0 1
21-25*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  2   1  0 66.7  21-41*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  0 0
22-29 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  10   6  1 62.5  22-43 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  0 0
23/34*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)         5   3  0 62.5  23- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 1  0 0
24/22*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)   4   3  0 57.1  24- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  1  0 0
25/41*BLADEMASTERS (5800)        4   3  0 57.1  25- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  0 0
26/24*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        4   3  0 57.1  26-19*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1  0 0
27/30*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  5   4  0 55.6  27-26*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   1  0 0
28-37 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    10   9  0 52.6  28-31 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    1  0 0
29/33*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  4   4  0 50.0  29/56*STREET WALKERS (9305)     1  1 0
30/53*STREET WALKERS (9305)      3   3  0 50.0  30/13*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   1  1 0
31/ 7*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)    1   1  0 50.0  31/14*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  1  1 0
32/70*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    1   1  0 50.0  32/58*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   1  1 0
33/11*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)      1   1  0 50.0  33/21*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     1  1 0
34/46 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      35  37  0 48.6  34/23*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  1 0
35/44 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   66  71  6 48.2  35/68*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  1 0
36/40 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055)  8   9  0 47.1  36/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           1  1 0
37/51 GOING BANANAS (1663)       7   8  2 46.7  37- 7 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   1  1 0
38-48 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  5   6  1 45.5  38/38*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  1 0
39-49 STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   47  60  1 43.9  39/49 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    1  2 0
40-50 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  10  13  0 43.5  40/50*BLADEMASTERS (5800)       1  2 0
41-52*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    3   4  0 42.9  41/51 DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   1  2 0
42/62*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  3   4  0 42.9  42/48 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  3 0
43/57 METAL BUNNIES (1436)       5   7  1 41.7  43/52*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   0  3 0
44-54*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)    2   3  0 40.0  44/54*THE GUESS HUE (6282)      0  3 0
45-55 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   7  11  0 38.9  45/57*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   0  2 0
46/59 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   13  21  1 38.2  46/60*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 0  2 0
47/56 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    14  26  0 35.0  47/46 SUPERIOR FORCES 46 (7055) 0  2 0
48/60 DUNGEON CELL 97 (8343)    18  36  1 33.3  48/62*SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 0  2 0
49-63*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   1   2  0 33.3  49/69*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        0  2 0
50/42*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         1   2  0 33.3  50/70*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       0  2 0
51/43*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        1   2  0 33.3  51-42 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  1 0
52/ 0 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           17  36  0 32.1  52-53 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
53-65*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   2   5  1 28.6  53-44*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
54/66*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)    1   4  0 20.0  54-66*FLYING DINGOS 18 (4480)   0  1 0
55/68*THE GUESS HUE (6282)       0   3  0  0.0  55-67*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DWES EG since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  WHAT'S MY FRUIT? was top 
last time.  Not no more.  Since they missed last turn they ain't top no more.  Or did 
I say that already?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  SUPERIOR HORDE 333J moved up 36 places, to 4th.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not FLYING DINGOS 8's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 22nd to 6th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a 
judge...  FLYING DINGOS 21 moved up 17 places, to 7th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, 
not me, not WHISTLE KIDS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 27th 
to 8th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
LINEAGE 2 moved up 19 places, to 9th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE 
WILLBURYS Q's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 30th to 10th.  
You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  ARDUIN REDONE 
moved up 18 places, to 11th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not METAL 
BUNNIES' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 32nd to 12th.  You 
know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  THE WILLBURYS J 
moved up 20 places, to 13th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not THE WILLBURYS 
L's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 34th to 14th.  You know 
what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 
moved up 20 places, to 15th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not DEADMANS 
HAND's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 36th to 16th.  You know 
what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  DEATH BY MONKEY moved 
up 20 places, to 17th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not GOING BANANAS' 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 39th to 18th.  You know what 
they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  BRIEFCASE 5 moved up 28 
places, to 19th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not STREET WALKERS' 
opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 56th to 29th.  Ever take one 
of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, 
Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  STREET WALKERS 5!  STREET WALKERS 10 bit the big one as 
they could not win.  They dropped from 14th down to 31st!  Are you guy giving lessons 
or what?  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
SHORT BUT DEADLY moved up 26 places, to 32nd.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at STRANGE SAINTS, cause they dropped by 
12.  Ever take one of those association tests?  You know, he says black, you say 
white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this:  Flop.  FLYING DINGOS 17!  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 1405's opponents, after watching them shoot 
up the ranks from 68th to 35th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  STREET WALKERS 4 moved up 12 places, to 45th.  Who can explain 
it?  Not you, not me, not SUPERIOR FORCES 1603's opponents, after watching them shoot 
up the ranks from 60th to 46th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  SUPERIOR FORCES 1607 moved up 14 places, to 48th.  Who can 
explain it?  Not you, not me, not WORLDSPAN 1's opponents, after watching them shoot 
up the ranks from 69th to 49th.  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  WORLDSPAN 15 moved up 20 places, to 50th.  What's with PLANTAIN?  
He actually beat WORLDSPAN 16's RASCALLY MOOSE, and walked away with 22 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at WORLDSPAN 16.  RASCALLY MOOSE lost 18 points to 
PLANTAIN.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe RASCALLY MOOSE will provide more easy 
wins...  See how the Duelmaster Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's WURM KIN?  That 
sort of initiative is how he got where he is now.  The crowds were amazed this turn, 
as WURM KIN killed the Duelmaster, PRISONER 0484, leaving DUNGEON CELL 97 in 
mourning.  So now CURIOUS GEORGE gets to be DWES EG's Duelmaster.  But what comes 
around goes around.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, STREET WALKERS!  In 
my day, no team with a 2-3-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, BLADEMASTERS?   
     Warriors of DWES EG unite.  You have only your games to lose!  We all knew it 
had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 8-9-0, and NOSE 
HAIR easily took care of WAFFLE HEAD.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, 
master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         14   2    127         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOSE HAIR 5344                7   1  1  96         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
 F-LUSH 10742                 12   6     94         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
-GNOME CATCHER 55816          11  14     93         STRANGE MISSIONS (1458)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        10   4     78         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       6   1     77         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
-NIOLLIR 9659                  7   4     69         THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    
 EVIL ELMO 10108               8   2     68         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
 RESERVATION 10080             9   3     67         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECTARINE 19639               9   6     65         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-MAX THOMPSON 55376           10   6  1  62         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEELE RABBIT 9666            5   7  1  61         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
 WON MEAN KAT 10097            8   4  1  60         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 RESOLUTION 10081              6   4     60         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-SINFUL SANDI 55153            4   1     59         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
-SERGEANT 27 55428            10  13     57         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 THE WILLBURY 11440            7   8  2  57         GOING BANANAS (1663)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522         7   0     56         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
-SOLDIER 32 55357              5   5  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
 6-PACK SALLY 55117            3   3     56         STREET WALKERS (9305)     
 ASPIRIN 45760                 5   3     50         BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        
-GRUNT 90 48961                4   0  1  50         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 PLANTAIN 22101                2   1  1  48         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 TOKEN SCUM 27555              4   2     47         FLYING DINGOS 21 (4481)   
 HIGHLANDER 35224              4   3     46         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   7     44         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             5   2     44         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 HERBERT WEST 52450            3   0     44         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 LUCIOUS LAURA 55132           1   4     42         STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   
 WON TWO MANI 27544            5   2     41         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 HOT RAIL 18460                3   7     40         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 NOLAJ 12527                   2   0     40         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
 GUACAMOLE 19626               5   6     39         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 EVIN WINDSISTER 55812         5   9  2  38         DISPOSABLE HEROES (621)   
 THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      5   4     37         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          4   3     37         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            3   4     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 ELEPHANT 42220                4   4     34         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
 BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040        4   1     34         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
 DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135         1   1     34         STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUBA 27605                    2   3     33         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
-JAMES MILLS 55323             7  11     32         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 VERONICA VEGA 55159           2   1     31         STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  
 MCLUVIN 55157                 2   2  1  29         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
 KARMA 30679                   2   0     28         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       
 BOB 28812                     2   0  1  24         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROAMING GNOME 47811           1   1     23         SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296           2   1     20         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         1   2     18         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
 BEARDED KELTIR 30685          2   0     16         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
 SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          1   2     16         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 RICH 'N' RARE 11443           1   2     15         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
-DARK CIRCLE 28828             1   0     15         THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   
-JOE MANN 48950                2   5  1  14         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 FAILED SAINT 30701            1   1     14         STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     
-OH!! BABY!!!! 28799           1   0  1  11         THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   
 DEEP PURPLE 37844             0   2      6         THE GUESS HUE (6282)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PRISONER 0484 49671    18 36 1 DUNGEON CELL 97 8343 WURM KIN              278  NONE
PICKACHEW 27548         2  3 0 FLYING DINGOS 1 4480 PLANTAIN 22101        277   
OLD SCRATCH 55976       2  3 0 JERSEY DEVILS 8545   MAIDEN OF THORN 55877 274  NOT REVENGED
WAFFLE HEAD 42196       8  9 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7055 NOSE HAIR 5344        278   
TARTRE 49623            3  6 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 8334 BRILLIANT 53377       275   
SIMPLY RED 37843        0  1 0 THE GUESS HUE 6282   OH!! BABY!!!! 28799   277   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER 0484 was barely slain by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ASPIRIN demolished CHILI CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HIGHLANDER savagely defeated GUACAMOLE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HERBERT WEST devastated VERONICA VEGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROAMING GNOME devastated FAILED SAINT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
F-LUSH savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
CURIOUS GEORGE handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
NOSE HAIR barely slew WAFFLE HEAD in a action packed 1 minute expert's duel.
STEELE RABBIT defeated HOT RAIL in a action packed 3 minute duel.
RESERVATION overpowered THIS WARRIOR SUCKS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RESOLUTION was beaten by NECTARINE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
WON MEAN KAT bested EVIN WINDSISTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
EVIL ELMO savagely defeated LUCIOUS LAURA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory match.
FULL METAL JACKET handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
6-PACK SALLY viciously subdued WON TWO MANI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ELEPHANT was unbelievably bested by NOLAJ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TOKEN SCUM outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiring 19 minute brutal brawl.
RASCALLY MOOSE was savagely defeated by PLANTAIN in a 1 minute brutal bout.
THE WILLBURY overpowered DISCOUNT DEBBIE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KANGAROO JACKIE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LAME DWAYNE outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a monotonous 11 minute duel.
MCLUVIN was luckily beaten by KARMA in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fray.
ALREADY DEAD viciously subdued RICH 'N' RARE in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
BLUE TOE DENTIST savagely defeated SLICE 'N' DICE in a exciting 4 minute gory duel.
BOB won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute fight.
BEARDED KELTIR overpowered DEEP PURPLE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  13 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  26 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  29 -  3      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        47 -  42 -  5      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |

Turn 278 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CURIOUS GEORGE 11330       14   2  0  127 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)
LUNGING ATTACK   F-LUSH 10742               12   6  0   94 DEADMANS HAND (1576)
TOTAL PARRY      EVIL ELMO 10108             8   2  0   68 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)
PARRY-STRIKE     NECTARINE 19639             9   6  0   65 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASPIRIN -19776              5   3  0   50 BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGHLANDER -30312           4   3  0   46 BLADEMASTERS (5800)
AIMED BLOW       NOLAJ 12527                 2   0  0   40 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is F-LUSH 10742.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was F-LUSH 10742.  The ten other most popular fighters were EVIL ELMO 10108, 6-PACK 
SALLY -10419, MCLUVIN -10379, ELEPHANT -23316, STEELE RABBIT 9666, ALREADY DEAD 
27877, HERBERT WEST -13086, RICH 'N' RARE 11443, BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040, and SLICE 
'N' DICE 11402.

The least popular fighter this week was TOKEN SCUM 27555.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LAME DWAYNE 12534, DEEP PURPLE -27692, DISCOUNT DEBBIE -10401, 
RASCALLY MOOSE 11409, FAILED SAINT 30701, CHILI CHEESE 19622, KANGAROO JACKIE 27522, 
WON TWO MANI 27544, EVIN WINDSISTER -9724, and THIS WARRIOR SUCKS -15922.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRISONER 0484 (82--15865) DUNGEON CELL 97