DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2010    Duedate: 07/16/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 281

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREEN SLIME
YUCK! II (6589)
(82-39621) [8-1-0,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNCLE FRED!                    GREEN SLIME
WATCHERS! II (6622)            YUCK! II (6589)
(82-39800) [8-4-0,118]         (82-39621) [8-1-0,143]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HERBERT WEST                   EVIL ELMO
MISKATONIC U (8835)            THE WILLBURYS L (1497)
(82-52450) [3-3-0,39]          (82-10108) [9-4-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RABBITS REVENGE (1697)        34 
2. ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)        17    FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
3. ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)        14    Unchartered Team
4. MIRACLES 3 (7172)             9  
5. YUCK! II (6589)               9     TRIBUTE! (7675)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    10   0  0 100.   1/10*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    3  0 1
 2/ 2*TRIBUTE! (7675)            7   0  1 100.   2/ 4 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    3  0 0
 3/ 3*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)   5   0  1 100.   3- 1 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    3  0 0
 4- 5*ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)       2   0  1 100.   4- 7*ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)      2  0 1
 5- 8*ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)     2   0  0 100.   5/29*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  2  0 1
 6-10*LAZY 14 (8386)             1   0  1 100.   6-11*ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)    2  0 0
 7-11*PS 2 (3898)                1   0  0 100.   7/33*TRIBUTE! (7675)           2  0 0
 8-12 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  9   1  1 90.0   8/34*YUCK! II (6589)           2  0 0
 9/14*YUCK! II (6589)            8   1  0 88.9   9/41*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 2  0 0
10-13 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    15   2  0 88.2  10-13*COPY CAT (3008)           2  0 0
11-15*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)       6   1  0 85.7  11-25*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       2  0 0
12/17*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198)  5   1  1 83.3  12-21*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        2  0 0
13-16 ABSTRACTION (7691)         9   2  0 81.8  13- 2 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 2  0 0
14-18*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)      4   1  0 80.0  14/ 8*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     2  1 0
15/ 4*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        4   1  0 80.0  15/ 9*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  2  1 0
16/23*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     4   1  0 80.0  16/ 3*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   2  1 0
17-20*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       6   2  0 75.0  17-17*JOHN WAYNE (7170)         2  1 0
18-21*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  3   1  1 75.0  18/47*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/36*MIRACLES 3 (7172)          3   1  0 75.0  19/48*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    2  1 0
20/37*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     3   1  0 75.0  20/51*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     2  1 0
21/39*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)      3   1  0 75.0  21/ 5*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       2  1 0
22/27 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  8   3  0 72.7  22/59*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     2  1 0
23-24 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    18   7  0 72.0  23/20*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    2  1 0
24/25 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   33  14  1 70.2  24/24 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 2  1 0
25-26*JOHN WAYNE (7170)          7   3  0 70.0  25/26 GOING BANANAS (1663)      2  1 0
26-28 WATCHER (6624)             9   4  0 69.2  26/27 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   2  3 1
27/19 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     9   4  0 69.2  27-28*LAZY 14 (8386)            1  0 1
28-30*BRIAN LOCK (2905)          6   3  1 66.7  28-30*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 1  0 0
29-31*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)         6   3  0 66.7  29-32 ABSTRACTION (7691)        1  0 0
30-32*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    6   3  0 66.7  30-12*BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        1  0 0
31-33*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        6   3  0 66.7  31/ 0 WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
32/ 6*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)      2   1  0 66.7  32-35 WATCHER (6624)            1  0 0
33/ 7*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)   2   1  0 66.7  33-37*HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     1  0 0
34/55*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)     2   1  0 66.7  34-40*PS 2 (3898)               1  0 0
35-41*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)    6   4  1 60.0  35-14*ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      1  0 0
36/22*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    3   2  0 60.0  36-43*LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      1  0 0
37/53*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)      3   2  0 60.0  37-15 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      1  0 0
38-43*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         3   2  0 60.0  38-16 DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    1  0 0
39-44 OVERHYPED (4535)           7   5  0 58.3  39-56*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   1  1 0
40/34*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)      4   3  0 57.1  40-44*KAOS IV (9344)            1  1 0
41/40*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)   5   4  0 55.6  41-46*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  1  1 0
42-46*COPY CAT (3008)            5   4  0 55.6  42-57 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  1 0
43/59 GOING BANANAS (1663)       9   9  2 50.0  43/72*MIRACLES 3 (7172)         1  1 0
44/62*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)     5   5  2 50.0  44-50*ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      1  1 0
45-47 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  5   5  0 50.0  45-58*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  1 0
46-48*ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)       5   5  0 50.0  46-18*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  1 0
47-49*KAOS IV (9344)             4   4  0 50.0  47-19*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 1  1 0
48/42*MISKATONIC U (8835)        3   3  0 50.0  48-54*BRIAN LOCK (2905)         1  1 0
49-51*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)    2   2  0 50.0  49-22 METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  1 0
50/38*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      2   2  0 50.0  50-60*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  1 0
51-52*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  2   2  0 50.0  51/45*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  1  2 0
52-54*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)   1   1  0 50.0  52/49*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     1  2 0
53-56*SUMMER MOVIES (3854)       1   1  0 50.0  53/52*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     1  2 0
54-57 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      36  37  0 49.3  54/53*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   1  2 0
55/ 0 WATCHERS! II (6622)        8   9  0 47.1  55-62 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  2 0
56-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  5   6  0 45.5  56/ 0*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    1  2 0
57-63*SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  4   5  0 44.4  57/23 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    1  2 0
58-64*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)   4   5  0 44.4  58- 6 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   1  3 0
59-66*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  4   5  0 44.4  59/55*MISKATONIC U (8835)       0  3 0
60-67 METAL BUNNIES (1436)       6   8  1 42.9  60-63*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  0  2 0
61/65*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    4   6  0 40.0  61-64 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 0  2 0
62-68*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        2   3  0 40.0  62-61 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           0  2 0
63-69 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   14  24  1 36.8  63-66*TYPING THESE IN (135)     0  2 0
64-70 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    15  28  0 34.9  64-67*MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)     0  1 0
65/ 0*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)     1   2  0 33.3  65-65*STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   0  1 0
66-72 ENIGMA 6 (1965)           17  38  0 30.9  66-69*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0  1 0
67-75*ROOKIE CULT 7 (6757)       0   2  0  0.0  67-74*4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)   0  1 0
68-76*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      0   2  0  0.0  68-75*ROOKIE CULT 7 (6757)      0  1 0
69-77*TYPING THESE IN (135)      0   2  0  0.0  69-77*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     0  1 0
70-79*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390)  0   1  0  0.0  70-76*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 0  1 0
71-78*MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)      0   1  0  0.0  71-78 OVERHYPED (4535)          0  1 0
72-80*4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)    0   1  0  0.0  72-79*SUMMER MOVIES (3854)      0  1 0
73-81*GUNNYSACKERS (138)         0   1  0  0.0  73-80*GUNNYSACKERS (138)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as THE WILLBURYS F is pushed 
out of top team by ROOKIE MAIDEN 4, who came from 10th with a 1-0-1 this turn.  I 
understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for REALLY BAD THINGS tonight, 
to honor their rise to 5th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  TRIBUTE! has turned a 1-0-0 into 7th place from 
33rd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Welcome Wench, seeing as YUCK! II's 8-1-0 has earned them 8th place in the ranks. 
I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for THE SECRET DIARIES 
tonight, to honor their rise to 9th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  SHORT BUT DEADLY 
must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 3rd to 16th this turn, with a 
0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 has turned a 1-0-0 into 18th place from 47th.  Give me the 
recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, 
seeing as ROOKIE MAIDEN 5's 2-1-0 has earned them 19th place in the ranks.  I 
understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for ROOKIE CULT 16 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 20th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  It doesn't rain, but it 
pours for WHISTLE KIDS this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 16 flight drop in the team 
rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  STRANGE SAINTS has turned a 1-0-0 into 22nd place from 59th.  Give me 
the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome 
Wench, seeing as MIRACLES 3's 3-1-0 has earned them 43rd place in the ranks.  Our 
condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THE WILLBURYS L for their drop 
to 57th from 23rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  And let's see, TOO FAR OUT fought 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 19 points and contributed to RABBITS REVENGE's 1-2-0.  
KARMA has lost to RUNNING FREE, falling 13 points, while helping make WHISTLE KIDS a 
0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and GREEN SLIME 
remains DWES EG's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster 
that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Welcome Wench?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the THE 
WILLBURYS Q stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are 
you afraid of?  And avoiding THE WILLBURYS Q more than any other team we find SHORT 
BUT DEADLY.  DWES EG, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The 
most challenged warrior this turn was FLYING DINGOS 8's warrior KANGAROO JACKIE.  
More fighters challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, 
HERBERT WEST from MISKATONIC U challenged up 22 points to fight KANGAROO JACKIE from 
the FLYING DINGOS 8 stable.  HERBERT WEST perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he 
lost to KANGAROO JACKIE and ended up with 39 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Whatever bright future ROAMING 
GNOME may have had, it's all history now.  The manager of SHORT BUT DEADLY has lost a 
promising 3-1-0 warrior.  Is it really true that DWES EG has more dishwashers per 
capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN SLIME 39621             8   1    143         YUCK! II (6589)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CURIOUS GEORGE 11330         15   2    130         DEATH BY MONKEY (1649)    
 UNCLE FRED! 39800             8   4    118         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
 GAPING HEAD WOUND 25887       5   0  1 103         REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  
-NOSE HAIR 5344                9   1  1 102         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
-F-LUSH 10742                 13   6     98         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
 SNEAKY PETE 45711             7   0  1  98         TRIBUTE! (7675)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TWO MANY 56019            9   3  1  90         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
 EVIL ELMO 10108               9   4     85         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-RESERVATION 10080            11   3     84         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE DUKE! 42859               5   3     80         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
-DARK REAVER 19428             5   2     74         COPY CAT (3008)           
-SMITTEN SIN 55312             4   4     74         KAOS IV (9344)            
 FULL METAL JACKET 12141       8   2     73         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
-RESOLUTION 10081              7   4     69         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        10   0     67         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEELE RABBIT 9666            6   8  1  66         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-NURWIN NIMBLEFOOT 31130       4   1     63         HALFLINGS SUCK (5118)     
-MATRIX 24191                  1   1     60         SUMMER MOVIES (3854)      
 THE WILLBURY 11440            9   9  2  59         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
 STRANGE WORLD 43439           5   4  2  59         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    
-CHIRPAL 52649                 4   5     59         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-BUTCH 27889                   7   5     58         OVERHYPED (4535)          
-(C)EE (J)AY 56020             9   2     57         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NECTARINE 19639               9   8     56         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-ELEPHANT 42220                5   5     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
-ASPIRIN 45760                 6   3     54         BRIEFCASE 5 (7683)        
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             6   2     52         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
-RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          6   3     48         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 GOOD DAMAGE 42871             3   1     48         MIRACLES 3 (7172)         
 BILE ON THE BULLET 40594      4   3     47         ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     
 HOBBIT FANCIER 20425          5   1  1  46         THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   9     46         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-WON TWO MANI 27544            6   3     45         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 NOLAJ 12527                   4   1     44         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
 RUNNING FREE 43432            3   1     44         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135         2   2     42         STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   
-GREEN BERET 42858             2   0     42         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
-THIS WARRIOR SUCKS 49614      5   6     41         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (8332)
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            4   5     39         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 HERBERT WEST 52450            3   3     39         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 RUN LIKE HELL 52904           2   1     39         ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     
 TUBA 27605                    3   5     38         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
-REVOLUTION 40504              0   2     38         ROOKIE CULT 7 (6757)      
-HOT RAIL 18460                3   8     35         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           
-BLUE TOE DENTIST 27040        4   2     34         ENIGMA 6 (1965)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERONICA VEGA 55159           2   3     33         STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  
 FAILED SAINT 30701            3   2     32         STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     
 KARMA 30679                   4   1     31         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       
-MCLUVIN 55157                 2   3  1  30         STREET WALKERS 9 (9313)   
 HOST OF ANGELS 40628          2   2     30         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
-RICH 'N' RARE 11443           3   2     29         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
-BOB 28812                     3   1  1  28         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
-BIGGLIE 10645                 6   1     27         LAST GRIMOIRE (1566)      
 DRIFT AWAY 46532              1   2     27         STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  
 HURRICANE 46605               2   1     26         STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  
 ELECTRIC OCEAN 40550          3   1     25         ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     
-ELECTRIC OCEAN 40517          2   2     25         ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILLERS 43443                 2   1     23         ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    
-SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          2   3     21         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296           2   2     20         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
 TOO FAR OUT 11705             1   0     19         RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    
-BAT MASTERSON 846             0   1     19         GUNNYSACKERS (138)        
-THE PRISONER 43460            2   0     18         ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)    
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             0   2     18         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GLADIUS 24447                 1   0     13         PS 2 (3898)               
-THE GNOME 52866               2   0  1  11         ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)      
-LIMY LOON 49904               1   0  1  11         LAZY 14 (8386)            
-MONKEY MAN 46679              1   1      8         STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  
-VHS 45802                     1   0      7         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
-PORN 39043                    0   1      7         4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)   
-SORE ELBOWS 830               0   2      6         TYPING THESE IN (135)     
-LEGS 55539                    0   1      5         4-LETTER APPENDAGES (9390)
-MARK'S ELEPHANT 51569         0   1      5         MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DROOLING GOOBER 18853   6  3 1 BRIAN LOCK 2905      ONE TWO MANY 56019    280   
PICKACHEW 27548         2  3 0 FLYING DINGOS 1 4480 PLANTAIN 22101        277  NOT REVENGED
JILES ON DRUGS 11703    0  1 0 RABBITS REVENGE 1697 HIGH ELF              281  NONE
JILES PIPE DREA 11704   0  1 0 RABBITS REVENGE 1697 BANDIT PRINCE         281  NONE
ROAMING GNOME 47811     3  2 0 SHORT BUT DEADL 8037 STRANGE WORLD 43439   281   
WAFFLE HEAD 42196       8  9 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7055 NOSE HAIR 5344        278   
SIMPLY RED 37843        0  1 0 THE GUESS HUE 6282   OH!! BABY!!!! 28799   277  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JILES ON DRUGS was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
JILES PIPE DREAM was savagely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
ROAMING GNOME was assassinated by STRANGE WORLD in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HERBERT WEST was devastated by KANGAROO JACKIE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GREEN SLIME savagely defeated ONE TWO MANY in a 5 minute mismatched Title competition.
GAPING HEAD WOUND viciously subdued EVIL ELMO in a 8 minute master's match.
SNEAKY PETE handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute uneven melee.
UNCLE FRED! vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
FULL METAL JACKET overpowered BILE ON THE BULLET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUN LIKE HELL was overcome by THE WILLBURY in a 2 minute gory bout.
KARMA was subdued by RUNNING FREE in a 2 minute match.
GOOD DAMAGE devastated TUBA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HOBBIT FANCIER subdued HOST OF ANGELS in a 2 minute match.
NOLAJ slimly won victory over HURRICANE in a 3 minute bout.
DRIFT AWAY was viciously subdued by FAILED SAINT in a 2 minute gory conflict.
ELECTRIC OCEAN won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 6 minute bout.
KILLERS devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a tiresome 8 minute uneven duel.
TOO FAR OUT devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  21 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  29 -  3      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        51 -  38 -  2      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  33 -  4      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  15 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  10 -  0      44  |

Turn 281 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GREEN SLIME -25915          8   1  0  143 YUCK! II (6589)
LUNGING ATTACK   UNCLE FRED! -25736          8   4  0  118 WATCHERS! II (6622)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNEAKY PETE -19825          7   0  1   98 TRIBUTE! (7675)
STRIKING ATTACK  FULL METAL JACKET 12141     8   2  0   73 Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
SLASHING ATTACK  STRANGE WORLD -22097        5   4  2   59 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)
AIMED BLOW       GOOD DAMAGE -22665          3   1  0   48 MIRACLES 3 (7172)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HERBERT WEST -13086.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was EVIL ELMO 10108.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREEN SLIME 
-25915, GAPING HEAD WOUND 25887, ONE TWO MANY -9517, THE WILLBURY 11440, FAILED SAINT 
30701, UNCLE FRED! -25736, RUNNING FREE -22104, HURRICANE -18931, HOBBIT FANCIER 
20425, and JILES PIPE DREAM 11704.

The least popular fighter this week was KILLERS -22093.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ELECTRIC OCEAN -24986, DRIFT AWAY -19004, HOST OF ANGELS -24908, TUBA 
27605, KARMA 30679, BILE ON THE BULLET -24942, ROAMING GNOME -17725, HERBERT WEST 
-13086, STRANGE WORLD -22097, and JILES ON DRUGS 11703.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FAUREON (82--25726) WATCHER