DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/17/2010    Duedate: 07/30/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 282

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERBERT WEST
MISKATONIC U (8835)
(82-52450) [4-3-0,52]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              HERBERT WEST
                               MISKATONIC U (8835)
                               (82-52450) [4-3-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HERBERT WEST                   SAMI
MISKATONIC U (8835)            CATS (9438)
(82-52450) [4-3-0,52]          (82-56043) [0-1-0,5]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRIPPERS (9436)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STRIPPERS (9436)              55 
2. CATS (9438)                   32    FUTURE SOUND (525)
3. THE CREW (9437)               24    Unchartered Team
4. MISKATONIC U (8835)           13 
5. DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617)     12    STRIPPERS (9436)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    10   0  0 100.   1/ 0*STRIPPERS (9436)          5  0 1
 2- 2*TRIBUTE! (7675)            7   0  1 100.   2- 1*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    2  0 1
 3/ 0*STRIPPERS (9436)           5   0  1 100.   3- 5*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  2  0 1
 4- 3*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)   5   0  1 100.   4- 7*TRIBUTE! (7675)           2  0 0
 5- 4*ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)       2   0  1 100.   5- 8*YUCK! II (6589)           2  0 0
 6- 5*ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)     2   0  0 100.   6-20*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     2  0 0
 7- 6*LAZY 14 (8386)             1   0  1 100.   7-22*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     2  0 0
 8- 7*PS 2 (3898)                1   0  0 100.   8- 2 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    2  0 0
 9- 8 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)  9   1  1 90.0   9- 9*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 2  0 0
10- 9*YUCK! II (6589)            8   1  0 88.9  10-23*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    2  0 0
11-12*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198)  5   1  1 83.3  11-25 GOING BANANAS (1663)      2  0 0
12-13 ABSTRACTION (7691)         9   2  0 81.8  12/ 0*CATS (9438)               2  2 0
13-15*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        4   1  0 80.0  13-27*LAZY 14 (8386)            1  0 1
14-16*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     4   1  0 80.0  14- 4*ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)      1  0 0
15/ 0*BLADES OF FURY (1526)      9   3  0 75.0  15-39*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   1  0 0
16-18*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  3   1  1 75.0  16-29 ABSTRACTION (7691)        1  0 0
17-19*MIRACLES 3 (7172)          3   1  0 75.0  17-17*JOHN WAYNE (7170)         1  0 0
18-20*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     3   1  0 75.0  18- 6*ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)    1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)      3   1  0 75.0  19/ 0*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 1  0 0
20-22 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  8   3  0 72.7  20-31 WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
21-23 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    18   7  0 72.0  21-32 WATCHER (6624)            1  0 0
22-24 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   33  14  1 70.2  22-44*ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      1  0 0
23-25*JOHN WAYNE (7170)          7   3  0 70.0  23-45*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  0 0
24-26 WATCHER (6624)             9   4  0 69.2  24-34*PS 2 (3898)               1  0 0
25-27 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     9   4  0 69.2  25-10*COPY CAT (3008)           1  0 0
26-28*BRIAN LOCK (2905)          6   3  1 66.7  26-49 METAL BUNNIES (1436)      1  0 0
27-30*FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    6   3  0 66.7  27- 3 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    1  0 0
28-31*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        6   3  0 66.7  28-50*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  0 0
29-32*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)      2   1  0 66.7  29-11*WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  0 0
30-33*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)   2   1  0 66.7  30-12*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        1  0 0
31-34*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)     2   1  0 66.7  31-13 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
32-36*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    3   2  0 60.0  32/ 0*THE CREW (9437)           1  1 1
33-37*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)      3   2  0 60.0  33-14*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     1  1 0
34-38*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         3   2  0 60.0  34-15*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  1  1 0
35/48*MISKATONIC U (8835)        4   3  0 57.1  35-16*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   1  1 0
36-40*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)      4   3  0 57.1  36-43*MIRACLES 3 (7172)         1  1 0
37-41*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)   5   4  0 55.6  37-18*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    1  1 0
38-42*COPY CAT (3008)            5   4  0 55.6  38-19*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    1  1 0
39-43 GOING BANANAS (1663)       9   9  2 50.0  39-53*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     1  1 0
40-44*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)     5   5  2 50.0  40-21*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       1  1 0
41-45 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  5   5  0 50.0  41-24 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  1 0
42-46*ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)       5   5  0 50.0  42-26 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   1  2 1
43-47*KAOS IV (9344)             4   4  0 50.0  43/59*MISKATONIC U (8835)       1  2 0
44/ 0*CATS (9438)                2   2  0 50.0  44-56*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    1  2 0
45-49*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)    2   2  0 50.0  45-51*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  0  2 0
46-50*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      2   2  0 50.0  46-52*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     0  2 0
47-51*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  2   2  0 50.0  47-54*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   0  2 0
48/ 0*THE CREW (9437)            1   1  1 50.0  48-58 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   0  2 0
49-52*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)   1   1  0 50.0  49-57 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    0  2 0
50/ 0*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617)  1   1  0 50.0  50/ 0*BLADES OF FURY (1526)     0  2 0
51-55 WATCHERS! II (6622)        8   9  0 47.1  51-64*MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)     0  1 0
52-56 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332)  5   6  0 45.5  52-60*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  0  1 0
53-58*STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)   4   5  0 44.4  53-40*KAOS IV (9344)            0  1 0
54-59*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  4   5  0 44.4  54-66*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0  1 0
55-60 METAL BUNNIES (1436)       6   8  1 42.9  55-41*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  0  1 0
56-61*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    4   6  0 40.0  56-61 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (8332) 0  1 0
57-62*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        2   3  0 40.0  57-42 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 0  1 0
58-63 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   14  24  1 36.8  58-67*4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)   0  1 0
59-64 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    15  28  0 34.9  59-69*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     0  1 0
60-65*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)     1   2  0 33.3  60-70*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 0  1 0
61-68*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      0   2  0  0.0  61-46*SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 0  1 0
62-69*TYPING THESE IN (135)      0   2  0  0.0  62-47*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 0  1 0
63-71*MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)      0   1  0  0.0  63-48*BRIAN LOCK (2905)         0  1 0
64-70*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390)  0   1  0  0.0  64-55 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    0  1 0
65-72*4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)    0   1  0  0.0  65-63*TYPING THESE IN (135)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 was 
unseated this week as STRIPPERS moved up from 0th ranking to take the top spot with a 
5-0-1 record for the round.  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with MISKATONIC U's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 43rd place 
ranking.  A new guild, STRIPPERS, entered DWES EG with a clash this turn, showing off 
a 5-0-1 record.  Indeed, a worthy addition to the city guilds.  HERBERT WEST caught 
the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested THE USEROUS 
MERCHANT and was awarded 13 points in recognition.  Due to his absence and inability 
to defend the throne, GREEN SLIME has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city has 
turned out in honor of HERBERT WEST, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim 
to the highest position in the city!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 
die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  FLYING DINGOS 98 is feared.  This 
much I can say.  Apparently the stalwarts of MISKATONIC U are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  
In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in DWES EG.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no 
one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERBERT WEST 52450            4   3     52         MISKATONIC U (8835)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UNCLE FRED! 39800             8   4    118         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
-GAPING HEAD WOUND 25887       5   0  1 103         REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  
-NOSE HAIR 5344                9   1  1 102         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
-SNEAKY PETE 45711             7   0  1  98         TRIBUTE! (7675)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TWO MANY 56019            9   3  1  90         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
-EVIL ELMO 10108               9   4     85         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-RESERVATION 10080            11   3     84         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
-THE DUKE! 42859               5   3     80         JOHN WAYNE (7170)         
-DARK REAVER 19428             5   2     74         COPY CAT (3008)           
-SMITTEN SIN 55312             4   4     74         KAOS IV (9344)            
-FULL METAL JACKET 12141       8   2     73         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
-KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        10   0     67         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEELE RABBIT 9666            6   8  1  66         METAL BUNNIES (1436)      
-THE WILLBURY 11440            9   9  2  59         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
-STRANGE WORLD 43439           5   4  2  59         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    
-(C)EE (J)AY 56020             9   2     57         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NECTARINE 19639               9   8     56         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
-ELEPHANT 42220                5   5     55         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
-RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          6   3     48         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
-GOOD DAMAGE 42871             3   1     48         MIRACLES 3 (7172)         
-BILE ON THE BULLET 40594      4   3     47         ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     
-HOBBIT FANCIER 20425          5   1  1  46         THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            5   9     46         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-WON TWO MANI 27544            6   3     45         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
-NOLAJ 12527                   4   1     44         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
-RUNNING FREE 43432            3   1     44         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135         2   2     42         STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            4   5     39         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
-RUN LIKE HELL 52904           2   1     39         ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     
-TUBA 27605                    3   5     38         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERONICA VEGA 55159           2   3     33         STREET WALKERS 10 (9314)  
-FAILED SAINT 30701            3   2     32         STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     
-KARMA 30679                   4   1     31         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOST OF ANGELS 40628          2   2     30         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
-RICH 'N' RARE 11443           3   2     29         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
-BOB 28812                     3   1  1  28         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
-DRIFT AWAY 46532              1   2     27         STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  
-HURRICANE 46605               2   1     26         STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  
-ELECTRIC OCEAN 40550          3   1     25         ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     
-ELECTRIC OCEAN 40517          2   2     25         ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KILLERS 43443                 2   1     23         ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    
-SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          2   3     21         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296           2   2     20         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
 HO HO HORRORS 39775           1   1     19         DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 
-TOO FAR OUT 11705             1   0     19         RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    
-THE PRISONER 43460            2   0     18         ROOKIE MAIDEN 9 (7285)    
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             0   2     18         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
 SOPHIA 56030                  1   0     13         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-GLADIUS 24447                 1   0     13         PS 2 (3898)               
 SCHELOTTO 56036               0   1     13         THE CREW (9437)           
-THE GNOME 52866               2   0  1  11         ROOKIE PINK 5 (8909)      
 CRYSTAL 56031                 1   0  1  11         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-LIMY LOON 49904               1   0  1  11         LAZY 14 (8386)            
 LENHART 56037                 1   0  1  11         THE CREW (9437)           
 AMBER 56040                   1   0     11         CATS (9438)               
 MERCEDES 56033                1   0     11         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 PANTERA 56042                 1   0     11         CATS (9438)               
 SHAWNEE 56029                 1   0     10         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 CHERRY 56032                  1   0     10         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-MONKEY MAN 46679              1   1      8         STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  
-VHS 45802                     1   0      7         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
-PORN 39043                    0   1      7         4 LETTER HOBBIES (6497)   
-SORE ELBOWS 830               0   2      6         TYPING THESE IN (135)     
 SAMI 56043                    0   1      5         CATS (9438)               
-LEGS 55539                    0   1      5         4-LETTER APPENDAGES (9390)
-MARK'S ELEPHANT 51569         0   1      5         MARK'S FRIENDS (8691)     
 LOGAN 56039                   0   1      5         CATS (9438)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      LENHART 56037         282  NONE
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      CRYSTAL 56031         282  NONE
A 10350                 0  1 0 BLADES OF FURY 1526  SPYMASTER             282  NONE
B 10349                 0  1 0 BLADES OF FURY 1526  HIGH ELF              282  NONE
DROOLING GOOBER 18853   6  3 1 BRIAN LOCK 2905      ONE TWO MANY 56019    280   
ROAMING GNOME 47811     3  2 0 SHORT BUT DEADL 8037 STRANGE WORLD 43439   281   
WAFFLE HEAD 42196       8  9 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7055 NOSE HAIR 5344        278  NOT REVENGED

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HERBERT WEST demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
HO HO HORRORS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SAMI was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute novice vs. veteran fight.
SHAWNEE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SOPHIA overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRYSTAL butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CHERRY handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MERCEDES vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCHELOTTO was vanquished by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LENHART assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
LOGAN was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
AMBER devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PANTERA demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  23 -  3      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  19 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  31 -  6      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        44 -  36 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  11 -  0      42  |

Turn 282 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HERBERT WEST -13086         4   3  0   52 MISKATONIC U (8835)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HERBERT WEST -13086.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAMI -9493.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOPHIA -9506, HERBERT 
WEST -13086, CRYSTAL -9505, MERCEDES -9503, LENHART -9499, AMBER -9496, PANTERA 
-9494, B 10349, HO HO HORRORS -25761, and SHAWNEE -9507.

The least popular fighter this week was LOGAN -9497.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCHELOTTO -9500, A 10350, CHERRY -9504, SHAWNEE -9507, HO HO HORRORS 
-25761, B 10349, PANTERA -9494, AMBER -9496, LENHART -9499, and MERCEDES -9503.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GREEN SLIME (82--25915) YUCK! II