DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/31/2010    Duedate: 08/13/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 283

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERBERT WEST
MISKATONIC U (8835)
(82-52450) [5-3-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUTCH                          HERBERT WEST
OVERHYPED (4535)               MISKATONIC U (8835)
(82-27889) [8-5-0,68]          (82-52450) [5-3-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECTARINE                      HERBERT WEST
WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)        MISKATONIC U (8835)
(82-19639) [9-9-0,56]          (82-52450) [5-3-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRIPPERS (9436)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CATS (9438)                   33 
2. THE CREW (9437)               22    OVERHYPED (4535)
3. MY DVDS (6283)                21    Unchartered Team
4. STRIPPERS (9436)              20 
5. NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)        17    MY DVDS (6283)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    10   0  0 100.   1/ 1*STRIPPERS (9436)          8  2 1
 2- 2*TRIBUTE! (7675)            7   0  1 100.   2/12*CATS (9438)               5  3 0
 3- 4*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)   5   0  1 100.   3/32*THE CREW (9437)           3  1 1
 4/ 0*MY DVDS (6283)             1   0  0 100.   4/43*MISKATONIC U (8835)       2  1 0
 5-10*YUCK! II (6589)            8   1  0 88.9   5- 2*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    1  0 1
 6-11*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198)  5   1  1 83.3   6- 4*TRIBUTE! (7675)           1  0 0
 7/ 3*STRIPPERS (9436)           8   2  1 80.0   7/57 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 1  0 0
 8-13*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        4   1  0 80.0   8-36*MIRACLES 3 (7172)         1  0 0
 9-14*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     4   1  0 80.0   9-37*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    1  0 0
10-15*BLADES OF FURY (1526)      9   3  0 75.0  10-38*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    1  0 0
11/48*THE CREW (9437)            3   1  1 75.0  11/ 0*THE GUESS HUE (6282)      1  0 0
12-17*MIRACLES 3 (7172)          3   1  0 75.0  12/ 0*MY DVDS (6283)            1  0 0
13-18*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     3   1  0 75.0  13- 5*YUCK! II (6589)           1  0 0
14-19*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)      3   1  0 75.0  14-20 WATCHERS! II (6622)       1  0 0
15-20 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498)  8   3  0 72.7  15- 6*ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     1  0 0
16-22 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   33  14  1 70.2  16- 7*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     1  0 0
17-25 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)     9   4  0 69.2  17- 8 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
18-29*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)      2   1  0 66.7  18/61 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-30*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)   2   1  0 66.7  19/ 0 OVERHYPED (4535)          1  0 0
20-31*ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)     2   1  0 66.7  20- 3*REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  1  0 0
21/35*MISKATONIC U (8835)        5   3  0 62.5  21- 9*THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 1  0 0
22/44*CATS (9438)                5   3  0 62.5  22/64 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    1  0 0
23/ 0 OVERHYPED (4535)           8   5  0 61.5  23-10*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    1  0 0
24-32*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    3   2  0 60.0  24-41 Z SUPERIOR FORCES  (1498) 1  0 0
25-33*STRANGE SAINTS (5036)      3   2  0 60.0  25-11 GOING BANANAS (1663)      1  0 0
26-36*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)      4   3  0 57.1  26/19*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 1  1 0
27-37*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)   5   4  0 55.6  27-44*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    1  2 0
28/41 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  6   5  0 54.5  28/ 0*WORLD BLADES (1662)       0  3 0
29-39 GOING BANANAS (1663)       9   9  2 50.0  29-50*BLADES OF FURY (1526)     0  2 0
30-40*ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)     5   5  2 50.0  30/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 0  1 0
31/54 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  5   5  0 50.0  31-33*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     0  1 0
32-46*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      2   2  0 50.0  32-42 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   0  1 0
33-51 WATCHERS! II (6622)        8   9  0 47.1  33/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 0  1 0
34/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  4   6  0 40.0  34-45*STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  0  1 0
35-56*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    4   6  0 40.0  35-34*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  0  1 0
36/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  2   3  0 40.0  36-35*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   0  1 0
37/59 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    16  28  0 36.4  37/ 0*VENETIAN XX (8070)        0  1 0
38/58 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   14  25  1 35.9  38-46*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     0  1 0
39/50*DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617)  1   2  0 33.3  39-39*ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     0  1 0
40-60*RABBITS REVENGE (1697)     1   2  0 33.3  40-47*FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   0  1 0
41/ 0*THE GUESS HUE (6282)       1   3  0 25.0  41-40*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       0  1 0
42/ 0*WORLD BLADES (1662)        0   3  0  0.0  42/48 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   0  1 0
43/ 0*VENETIAN XX (8070)         0   1  0  0.0  43-49 THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THE CREW has 
turned a 2-0-0 into 3rd place from 32nd.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The 
Warty Toad is buying the drinks for MISKATONIC U tonight, to honor their rise to 4th 
after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Warty Toad, seeing as SUPERIOR FORCES 1607's 6-5-0 has earned them 7th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the drinks for 
SUPERIOR FORCES 1405 tonight, to honor their rise to 18th after this turns 1-0-0.  
Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  NOTHING BUT DIP has 
turned a 1-0-0 into 22nd place from 64th.  Give me the recipe!  And let's see, 
AMADEUS fought LOGAN and gained 21 points and contributed to MY DVDS' 1-0-0.  CHIRPAL 
has lost to CHILI CHEESE, falling 13 points, while helping make SUPERIOR FORCES 6701 
a 0-1-0 turn.  Defending his title for another turn, HERBERT WEST kept DWES EG's 
warrior, M. CHARDINEE, from claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me? 
I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until 
they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  STRIPPERS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding STRIPPERS more than any other team we find DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES.  DWES EG, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that DWES EG has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERBERT WEST 52450            5   3     66         MISKATONIC U (8835)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UNCLE FRED! 39800             8   4    118         WATCHERS! II (6622)       
-GAPING HEAD WOUND 25887       5   0  1 103         REALLY BAD THINGS (4165)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE TWO MANY 56019            9   3  1  90         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
-EVIL ELMO 10108               9   4     85         THE WILLBURYS L (1497)    
-FULL METAL JACKET 12141       8   2     73         Z SUPERIOR FORCES 6 (1498)
 BUTCH 27889                   8   5     68         OVERHYPED (4535)          
-KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        10   0     67         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILI CHEESE 19622            6   9     63         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
-THE WILLBURY 11440            9   9  2  59         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
-STRANGE WORLD 43439           5   4  2  59         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    
 ELEPHANT 42220                6   5     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECTARINE 19639               9   9     56         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   
 ALREADY DEAD 27877            5   5     51         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
-GOOD DAMAGE 42871             3   1     48         MIRACLES 3 (7172)         
-BILE ON THE BULLET 40594      4   3     47         ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     
-HOBBIT FANCIER 20425          5   1  1  46         THE SECRET DIARIES (3198) 
 CHIRPAL 52649                 4   6     46         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-NOLAJ 12527                   4   1     44         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
-RUNNING FREE 43432            3   1     44         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-RUN LIKE HELL 52904           2   1     39         ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     
-TUBA 27605                    3   5     38         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCHELOTTO 56036               1   1     33         THE CREW (9437)           
-FAILED SAINT 30701            3   2     32         STRANGE SAINTS (5036)     
-KARMA 30679                   4   1     31         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       
-HOST OF ANGELS 40628          2   2     30         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
 ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            2   3     29         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
-DRIFT AWAY 46532              1   2     27         STONED ROOKIES 33 (7804)  
-HURRICANE 46605               2   1     26         STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  
-ELECTRIC OCEAN 40550          3   1     25         ROOKIE CULT 16 (6766)     
 AMBER 56040                   2   0     24         CATS (9438)               

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KILLERS 43443                 2   1     23         ROOKIE MAIDEN 5 (7281)    
 SOPHIA 56030                  2   0     22         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 PANTERA 56042                 2   0     21         CATS (9438)               
 DEEP PURPLE 37844             1   2     21         THE GUESS HUE (6282)      
 AMADEUS 37852                 1   0     21         MY DVDS (6283)            
 HO HO HORRORS 39775           1   2     19         DEVIL'S FOOD CAKES (6617) 
-TOO FAR OUT 11705             1   0     19         RABBITS REVENGE (1697)    
 SHAWNEE 56029                 2   0     17         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 CRYSTAL 56031                 2   0  1  14         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 SAMI 56043                    1   1     14         CATS (9438)               
 LENHART 56037                 2   0  1  13         THE CREW (9437)           
 MERCEDES 56033                1   1     12         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 CHERRY 56032                  1   1     10         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 LOGAN 56039                   0   2      6         CATS (9438)               
 CREME BURLE 47986             0   1      5         VENETIAN XX (8070)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DROOLING GOOBER 18853   6  3 1 BRIAN LOCK 2905      ONE TWO MANY 56019    280   
ROAMING GNOME 47811     3  2 0 SHORT BUT DEADL 8037 STRANGE WORLD 43439   281   
DAONE 11433             0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 1662    HIGH ELF              283  NONE
DATHREE 11435           0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 1662    SPYMASTER             283  NONE
DATWO 11434             0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 1662    ARENAMASTER           283  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

26 July 2010
     Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content.  I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email.  Not attachments.  Thank you. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DATHREE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DATWO was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DAONE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
HERBERT WEST defeated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title duel.
BUTCH devastated NECTARINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHIRPAL was demolished by CHILI CHEESE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ALREADY DEAD vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ELEPHANT viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute competition.
ARMOR KNIGHT was vanquished by SCHELOTTO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
SOPHIA defeated HO HO HORRORS in a exciting 1 minute fight.
MERCEDES was handily defeated by DEEP PURPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
AMBER subdued CULT MEMBER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody competition.
PANTERA demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHAWNEE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CRYSTAL defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
CHERRY lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute novice vs. master fray.
LENHART bested CREME BURLE in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
LOGAN was beaten by AMADEUS in a 1 minute match.
SAMI savagely defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gory novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  21 -  2      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  20 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        45 -  32 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  30 -  6      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  3      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 283 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HERBERT WEST -13086         5   3  0   66 MISKATONIC U (8835)
BASHING ATTACK   BUTCH 27889                 8   5  0   68 OVERHYPED (4535)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELEPHANT -23316             6   5  0   57 SUPERIOR FORCES 1607 (7060)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECTARINE 19639.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HERBERT WEST -13086.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCHELOTTO -9500, 
AMBER -9496, ALREADY DEAD 27877, CHERRY -9504, ELEPHANT -23316, SOPHIA -9506, DEEP 
PURPLE -27692, CRYSTAL -9505, AMADEUS -27684, and SAMI -9493.

The least popular fighter this week was LOGAN -9497.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NECTARINE 19639, DAONE 11433, DATWO 11434, DATHREE 11435, CREME BURLE 
-17550, SHAWNEE -9507, MERCEDES -9503, HO HO HORRORS -25761, ARMOR KNIGHT -15918, and 
CHIRPAL -12887.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NULL REGINE (82--11321) 011808O!BY MONKEY