DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/25/2010    Duedate: 10/08/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 287

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PANTERA
CATS (9438)
(82-56042) [5-1-0,57]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              PANTERA
                               CATS (9438)
                               (82-56042) [5-1-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SAMI                           SHAWNEE
CATS (9438)                    STRIPPERS (9436)
(82-56043) [4-2-0,21]          (82-56029) [5-1-1,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRIPPERS (9436)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CATS (9438)                   41 
2. STRIPPERS (9436)              37    BIG STRONG MEN (42)
3. THE CREW (9437)               24    Unchartered Team

                                       STRIPPERS (9436)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*STRIPPERS (9436)          21   9  2 70.0   1/ 1*STRIPPERS (9436)         10  5 1
 2/ 2*THE CREW (9437)            8   4  1 66.7   2/ 2*CATS (9438)               7  5 1
 3- 3*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245)  3   2  0 60.0   3/ 6*THE CREW (9437)           4  2 0
 4/ 5*CATS (9438)               14  10  1 58.3   4- 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 2  0 0
 5- 4 OVERHYPED (4535)           9   7  0 56.2   5- 7*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 2  0 0
 6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  7   6  0 53.8   6- 4 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   2  0 0
 7- 7 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  7   6  0 53.8   7- 5 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  0 0
 8- 8*SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  4   4  0 50.0   8-11*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1  1 0
 9- 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060)  6   7  0 46.2   9-12 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   1  1 0
10-10 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)    9  11  0 45.0  10-13 OVERHYPED (4535)          1  1 0
11-12 WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   17  25  1 40.5  11- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  1 0
12-13 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    19  28  0 40.4  12-14 SUPERIOR FORCES 16 (7060) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  THE CREW turned their 2-0-0 turn 
into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, CATS, 
the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see AMBER win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CAPTURED 
ORC beat CRYSTAL and CRYSTAL lost 5 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, CHILI CHEESE has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as PANTERA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANTERA 56042                 5   1     57         CATS (9438)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CHEESE 19622            9   9     91         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NECTARINE 19639              12   9     75         WHAT'S MY FRUIT? (3045)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUTCH 27889                   9   7     60         OVERHYPED (4535)          
-CHIRPAL 52649                 7   6     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            7   6     57         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMBER 56040                   4   2  1  50         CATS (9438)               
 CHERRY 56032                  4   2     47         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 SCHELOTTO 56036               3   3     44         THE CREW (9437)           
-ELEPHANT 42220                6   7     43         SUPERIOR FORCES 160 (7060)
 LENHART 56037                 5   1  1  42         THE CREW (9437)           
 SOPHIA 56030                  5   1     39         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            4   4     39         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
 MERCEDES 56033                3   3     38         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 SHAWNEE 56029                 5   1  1  37         STRIPPERS (9436)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAKE FOREST 54796             3   2     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
-DAGAN 44733                   3   4     30         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
 LOGAN 56039                   1   5     26         CATS (9438)               

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMI 56043                    4   2     21         CATS (9438)               
 CRYSTAL 56031                 4   2  1  19         STRIPPERS (9436)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCHELOTTO bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
PANTERA devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.
SHAWNEE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
LOGAN slimly lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gory contest.
LENHART defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
SOPHIA viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
AMBER devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MERCEDES handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CHERRY won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gory duel.
CRYSTAL was vanquished by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAMI savagely defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute gruesome match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  21 -  3      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  27 -  4      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        34 -  24 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  20 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 287 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PANTERA -9494               5   1  0   57 CATS (9438)
LUNGING ATTACK   CHERRY -9504                4   2  0   47 STRIPPERS (9436)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAMI -9493.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SHAWNEE -9507.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAMI -9493, SCHELOTTO -9500, 
LENHART -9499, SOPHIA -9506, LOGAN -9497, AMBER -9496, CHERRY -9504, PANTERA -9494, 
MERCEDES -9503, and CRYSTAL -9505.

The least popular fighter this week was CRYSTAL -9505.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MERCEDES -9503, PANTERA -9494, CHERRY -9504, AMBER -9496, LOGAN -9497, 
SOPHIA -9506, LENHART -9499, SCHELOTTO -9500, SAMI -9493, and SHAWNEE -9507.