DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/04/2010    Duedate: 12/17/2010

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 292

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TWEEN
DISCOVER (7874)
(82-46911) [11-2-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TWEEN                          WAITIN 4 U
DISCOVER (7874)                LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)
(82-46911) [11-2-1,112]        (82-41086) [5-1-0,87]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

AMBER                          ALGAE
CATS (9438)                    LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)
(82-56040) [5-6-1,38]          (82-41062) [2-1-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRIPPERS (9436)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)         81 
2. LUROCIANS T108 (9073)         52    FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
3. ERATTA1 (9085)                31    Unchartered Team
4. ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)       29 
5. THE WILLBURYS J (1495)        26    LINEAGE 2 (5033)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    13   0  0 100.   1/ 2 STRIPPERS (9436)          6  6 0
 2/ 2*LINEAGE 2 (5033)           5   0  1 100.   2/ 7*ERATTA1 (9085)            4  0 0
 3/ 5*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)    4   0  1 100.   3/ 3 THE CREW (9437)           4  2 0
 4/ 6*PRACTICALS (8981)          4   0  0 100.   4/ 1 CATS (9438)               4  8 0
 5/ 9*PRACTICAL (8976)           3   0  0 100.   5/ 5*PRACTICALS (8981)         3  0 0
 6/10*HORN (8982)                3   0  0 100.   6/ 6*HORN (8982)               3  0 0
 7/ 0*TEAM 5 II (7433)           3   0  0 100.   7/20*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     3  0 0
 8/ 0*LAZY 14 (8386)             2   0  2 100.   8/ 8*PEANUTS (9343)            3  0 0
 9/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)      2   0  1 100.   9/ 9*DRINKS! (7871)            3  1 0
10/15*ATRIUM (8984)              2   0  0 100.  10/12*RENS (7873)               3  3 0
11/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)    2   0  0 100.  11/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     2  0 1
12/ 0*THE WIRE III (9398)        1   0  1 100.  12/18*ATRIUM (8984)             2  0 0
13/ 0*SURFING (8672)             1   0  0 100.  13/17*PRACTICAL (8976)          2  0 0
14/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)      1   0  0 100.  14/23 KAOS IV (9344)            2  0 0
15-14*FACE (8975)                1   0  0 100.  15/29*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   2  0 0
16/ 0*PLAYING NOW (8699)         1   0  0 100.  16/30*EX'S (8428)               2  0 0
17/ 0*MOODS (9392)               1   0  0 100.  17/28 DISCOVER (7874)           2  0 0
18/ 0*THE WIRE VII (9403)        1   0  0 100.  18/31*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)   1   0  0 100.  19/43 LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   2  0 0
20/ 0*ONE BETTER (7219)          1   0  0 100.  20/ 0*THE WIRE III (9398)       1  0 1
21/ 0*INQUISITION B32 (7416)     1   0  0 100.  21/ 0*LAZY 14 (8386)            1  0 1
22/ 0*WOLF PACK 2 (171)          1   0  0 100.  22/50 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    1  0 1
23/19*LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     10   1  0 90.9  23/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     1  0 0
24/20*ERATTA1 (9085)             9   1  0 90.0  24-16*FACE (8975)               1  0 0
25/21*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     7   1  0 87.5  25/ 0*PLAYING NOW (8699)        1  0 0
26/23*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  6   1  1 85.7  26/ 0*AND SOME MORE (8722)      1  0 0
27/22 DISCOVER (7874)           11   2  1 84.6  27/ 0*SAMBO 1 (9075)            1  0 0
28/ 0 CORPULENT (8731)          11   2  0 84.6  28/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 1  0 0
29/24*LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)   5   1  0 83.3  29/ 0*SURFING (8672)            1  0 0
30/ 0*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)        5   1  0 83.3  30/ 0*MOODS (9392)              1  0 0
31/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)        5   1  0 83.3  31/ 0*THE WIRE VII (9403)       1  0 0
32/ 0 ABSTRACTION (7691)         9   3  0 75.0  32-27 RAN OUT (7869)            1  0 0
33/27 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)        9   3  0 75.0  33/ 0*STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)  1  0 0
34/28*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         6   2  0 75.0  34/ 0*LAZY 26 (8372)            1  0 0
35/ 0*LAZY 32 (8400)             3   1  1 75.0  35/ 0*LAZY 16 (8383)            1  0 0
36/ 4*WHO CARES (4493)           3   1  1 75.0  36/ 0*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    1  0 0
37/ 0*AND SOME MORE (8722)       3   1  0 75.0  37/ 0 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   1  0 0
38/ 7*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)    3   1  0 75.0  38/ 0*LAZY 32 (8400)            1  0 0
39/38*OUTTA LIMITS (1709)        3   1  0 75.0  39/ 0*ONE BETTER (7219)         1  0 0
40/29 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       8   3  0 72.7  40/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    1  0 0
41/31*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    5   2  0 71.4  41/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   1  0 0
42/26 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   38  16  1 70.4  42/ 0*INQUISITION B32 (7416)    1  0 0
43/41 THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    10   5  2 66.7  43/ 0*TEAM 5 II (7433)          1  0 0
44/43 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    8   4  0 66.7  44/ 0 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
45/44 LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)    8   4  0 66.7  45/34 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
46/45*PEANUTS (9343)             6   3  1 66.7  46/74 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  0 0
47/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)      4   2  0 66.7  47/36*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   1  0 0
48-34*OPEN (8986)                2   1  0 66.7  48/38 FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   1  0 0
49/ 0*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403)  2   1  0 66.7  49/ 0*DARK RIVERS (4568)        1  0 0
50/61*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    2   1  0 66.7  50/40*THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   1  0 0
51/62*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)        2   1  0 66.7  51/41*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 1  0 0
52/40 THE CREW (9437)           14   8  1 63.6  52/ 0*WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       1  0 0
53/30*DRINKS! (7871)             7   4  0 63.6  53/14*LINEAGE 2 (5033)          1  0 0
54/ 0*EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)     5   3  0 62.5  54/ 0*DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     1  0 0
55/42 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)     9   6  0 60.0  55/44 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    1  0 0
56/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)    3   2  1 60.0  56/45*THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    1  0 0
57/ 0*LAZY 24 (8374)             3   2  0 60.0  57/46 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      1  0 0
58/ 0 LUROCIANS III (5473)      85  61  2 58.2  58/61*OUTTA LIMITS (1709)       1  0 0
59/52 GOING BANANAS (1663)      12   9  2 57.1  59/52*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       1  0 0
60-48 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)       8   6  0 57.1  60/54 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  0 0
61/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245)  4   3  0 57.1  61/58 GOING BANANAS (1663)      1  0 0
62/ 0*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   4   3  0 57.1  62/59*WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        1  0 0
63/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412)          4   3  0 57.1  63/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)       1  0 0
64/32*OUTTA MIND (1708)          4   3  0 57.1  64/ 0*WOLF PACK 2 (171)         1  0 0
65/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      14  11  1 56.0  65/15*LEAVES (8974)             1  1 0
66/51 STRIPPERS (9436)          29  23  3 55.8  66/19*TELS (8985)               1  1 0
67/46*BLADEMASTERS (5800)        5   4  0 55.6  67/ 0*RETRIBUTION II (9025)     1  1 0
68/47*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        5   4  0 55.6  68/24*STANT (8973)              1  1 0
69/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)     6   5  2 54.5  69/21*RANDOM TIME (9081)        1  1 0
70/55 KAOS IV (9344)             6   5  0 54.5  70/22*DIRECTION (9087)          1  1 0
71/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  8   7  0 53.3  71/26 METAL (7865)              1  1 0
72/ 0 STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)    7   7  1 50.0  72/25*FOOD (8429)               1  1 0
73/65 FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    6   6  0 50.0  73/68 SIMPSONS (7867)           1  1 0
74/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  5   5  0 50.0  74/70*SOUL REAPERS (8426)       1  1 0
75-56 RAN OUT (7869)             5   5  0 50.0  75-63 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  1 0
76/ 0*LAZY 16 (8383)             3   3  1 50.0  76/32*LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   1  1 0
77/ 0*THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)    3   3  1 50.0  77/72 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     1  1 0
78/33*TELS (8985)                2   2  0 50.0  78/33*BLADEMASTERS (5800)       1  1 0
79/71*EX'S (8428)                2   2  0 50.0  79/75*HOUSE OF FINWE (4588)     1  1 0
80/35*FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)     2   2  0 50.0  80/ 0 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     1  1 0
81/37*MORE ARDUIN (1840)         2   2  0 50.0  81/ 0*EBONY WINGS (1131)        1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/39*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)         2   2  0 50.0  82/64*OUTS (8424)               1  2 0
83/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)    1   1  1 50.0  83/62*MCPANTS (8425)            1  3 0
84/ 0*SAMBO 1 (9075)             1   1  0 50.0  84/ 4 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   0  2 0
85/16*RANDOM TIME (9081)         1   1  0 50.0  85/ 0 DELTA (5301)              0  2 0
86/12*STANT (8973)               1   1  0 50.0  86/ 0 CORPULENT (8731)          0  1 0
87/17*DIRECTION (9087)           1   1  0 50.0  87-65*BLADES (8978)             0  1 0
88/13*LEAVES (8974)              1   1  0 50.0  88/ 0*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0  1 0
89-60*TREES (8983)               1   1  0 50.0  89/ 0*I'VE HAD A FEW (9391)     0  1 0
90/78*HOUSE OF FINWE (4588)      1   1  0 50.0  90-67*OPEN (8986)               0  1 0
91/18*CELL PHONE PLAN (5035)     1   1  0 50.0  91/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      0  1 0
92/63 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      37  39  0 48.7  92-66*TREES (8983)              0  1 0
93/54 METAL (7865)              11  12  1 47.8  93/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 0  1 0
94/53 CATS (9438)               21  23  1 47.7  94/ 0*ABSENT II (8674)          0  1 0
95/64*RENS (7873)                8  10  0 44.4  95/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)     0  1 0
96/49*MCPANTS (8425)             4   5  0 44.4  96/ 0*LAZY 8 (8396)             0  1 0
97/66 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)      7   9  0 43.7  97-69*CAT SOUP (8423)           0  1 0
98/ 0 DELTA (5301)               6   8  1 42.9  98/ 0*LAZY 24 (8374)            0  1 0
99/ 0*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)      3   4  0 42.9  99/ 0*LAZY 12 (8390)            0  1 0
00/58*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         3   4  0 42.9  00/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 0  1 0
01/ 0 I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     20  27  0 42.6  01/ 0*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 0  1 0
02/ 0 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)     8  12  0 40.0  02/ 0 BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    0  1 0
03-67 FIRSTBORN (3563)           4   6  0 40.0  03/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)   0  1 0
04/70 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     4   6  0 40.0  04/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   0  1 0
05/59*FOOD (8429)                2   3  0 40.0  05/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   0  1 0
06/ 0*DARK RIVERS (4568)         2   3  0 40.0  06/ 0*INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  0  1 0
07/72*OUTS (8424)                3   5  0 37.5  07/ 0*JOES TRASH (7412)         0  1 0
08/ 0*EBONY WINGS (1131)         2   4  0 33.3  08/ 0 ABSTRACTION (7691)        0  1 0
09/ 0*LAZY 8 (8396)              1   2  0 33.3  09/ 0*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       0  1 0
10/69 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)    9  19  0 32.1  10/ 0*MORE OF MY TCS (6021)     0  1 0
11/ 0 MOON GODDESS (593)        10  24  0 29.4  11/ 0*I AM A (5189)             0  1 0
12/ 0*RETRIBUTION II (9025)      2   5  0 28.6  12/ 0*CHAOS TROOP (5305)        0  1 0
13/ 0*LAZY 26 (8372)             2   5  0 28.6  13/ 0*SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306) 0  1 0
14/73 SIMPSONS (7867)            3   8  0 27.3  14-71*I RULE!!! (5327)          0  1 0
15/75*SOUL REAPERS (8426)        1   3  0 25.0  15/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       0  1 0
16/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)        1   3  0 25.0  16/ 0*TEMPE '05 (5757)          0  1 0
17/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)    1   4  1 20.0  17/42*CELL PHONE PLAN (5035)    0  1 0
18-74*CAT SOUP (8423)            1   5  0 16.7  18/35*FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)    0  1 0
19/ 0 BLOODRIDERS (136)          0  10  0  0.0  19/39*WHO CARES (4493)          0  1 0
20/ 0*OLIVE GARDEN (6492)        0   3  0  0.0  20-76 FIRSTBORN (3563)          0  1 0
21-76*BLADES (8978)              0   2  0  0.0  21/47*MORE ARDUIN (1840)        0  1 0
22/ 0*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390)  0   2  0  0.0  22/ 0*THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)   0  1 0
23/ 0*LAZY 12 (8390)             0   2  0  0.0  23/49 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    0  1 0
24/ 0*GUNNYSACKERS (138)         0   2  0  0.0  24/51 THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   0  1 0
25/ 0*I'VE HAD A FEW (9391)      0   1  0  0.0  25/ 0*SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     0  1 0
26/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)      0   1  0  0.0  26/79 DEADMANS HAND (1576)      0  1 0
27/ 0*ABSENT II (8674)           0   1  0  0.0  27/53*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       0  1 0
28/ 0*I AM A (5189)              0   1  0  0.0  28/56*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        0  1 0
29/ 0*CHAOS TROOP (5305)         0   1  0  0.0  29/57*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        0  1 0
30/ 0*SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306)  0   1  0  0.0  30/60*OUTTA MIND (1708)         0  1 0
31-77*I RULE!!! (5327)           0   1  0  0.0  31/ 0 MOON GODDESS (593)        0  1 0
32/ 0*MORE OF MY TCS (6021)      0   1  0  0.0  32/ 0 BLOODRIDERS (136)         0  1 0
33/ 0*TEMPE '05 (5757)           0   1  0  0.0  33/ 0*GUNNYSACKERS (138)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DWES EG a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as CATS is pushed out of top team by STRIPPERS, who came from 2nd with a 
2-2-0 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Dripping Blade, seeing as LUROCIANS T108's 10-1-0 has earned them 7th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for SHORT BUT 
DEADLY tonight, to honor their rise to 15th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  EX'S has turned a 1-0-0 into 16th 
place from 30th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as DISCOVER's 11-2-1 has earned them 17th place 
in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
LUROCIANS10 TEM06 tonight, to honor their rise to 18th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm. 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing 
as LUROCIANS XXXIII's 8-4-0 has earned them 19th place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THE WILLBURYS J has turned a 1-0-1 into 
22nd place from 50th.  Give me the recipe!  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case 
may be) go out to FLYING DINGOS 8 for their drop to 45th from 34th.  A 1-0-0 can do 
that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, 
seeing as FLYING DINGOS 17's 8-4-0 has earned them 46th place in the ranks.  FLYING 
DINGOS 28 must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 36th to 47th this 
turn, with a 1-0-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for LINEAGE 2 
this turn, a 1-0-0 causing a 39 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to THE WILLBURYS X 
for their drop to 55th from 44th.  A 1-0-0 can do that.  THE WILLBURYS Q must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 45th to 56th this turn, with a 1-0-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for ARDUIN REDONE this turn, a 
1-0-0 causing a 11 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to LEAVES for their drop to 
65th from 15th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for TELS this 
turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 47 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry 
towel.  STANT must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 24th to 68th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to RANDOM TIME for their drop to 69th from 21st.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for DIRECTION this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 48 flight drop 
in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to METAL for their drop to 71st from 26th.  A 0-1-0 can do 
that.  FOOD must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 25th to 72nd this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
LUROCIANS2 TEM06 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 44 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out 
to BLADEMASTERS for their drop to 78th from 33rd.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  And let's 
see, NOBODY HOME fought IAN and gained 51 points and contributed to ROOKIE PINK 59's 
2-0-1.  SCHELOTTO has lost to QUEEN, falling 14 points, while helping make THE CREW a 
1-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and TWEEN remains 
DWES EG's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard 
from unimpeachable sources that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew.  Talk 
about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  LUROCIANS T108 has cause to stand tall, as 
they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding LUROCIANS T108 more than any other team we find METAL.  DWES EG, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
KILLER KENNY from LUROCIANS XXXIII was DWES EG's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  I'M FANTASY IV has lost ROBINTON to the arena in the sky, but they 
don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 8-7-0?  We'd like to remind 
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's 
considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWEEN 46911                  11   2  1 112         DISCOVER (7874)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONE TWO MANY 56019           11   4  1  96         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
 KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        13   0     93         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WON MEAN KAT 10097           10   5  2  89         THE WILLBURYS J (1495)    
 THE WILLBURY 11440           12   9  2  88         GOING BANANAS (1663)      
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409          9   3     88         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 WAITIN 4 U 41086              5   1     87         LUROCIANS10 TEM06 (6862)  
 QUEEN 33307                   4   5     86         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     
 BUCK ROGERS 53730             7   0     84         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 SMITTEN SIN 55312             6   5     81         KAOS IV (9344)            
 STRANGE WORLD 43439           6   4  2  76         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    
 PANTERA 56042                 8   3     75         CATS (9438)               
 BRONZE 46865                 10   8  1  73         METAL (7865)              

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWNEE 56029                 8   3  2  66         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 CHIRPAL 52649                 8   7     66         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
 SCHELOTTO 56036               6   5     64         THE CREW (9437)           
 WON TWO MANI 27544            8   4     63         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 CIMERIES 10476                7   6     62         THE WILLBURYS 72 (1545)   
 STOOL SAMPLE 49946            5   3     62         EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)    
 JESSICA 53734                 2   0     62         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 BOB 28812                     6   1  1  61         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
 RICH 'N' RARE 11443           6   2     61         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
 DAWN 53376                    8   4     60         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 NOLAJ 12527                   7   1     58         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
 MERCEDES 56033                6   5     58         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 TEST TUBE BABY 49949          7   7  1  57         STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)   
 ROAMING GNOME 47811           5   2     57         SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   
 HIGHLANDER 35224              5   4     57         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             8   3     56         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 SUNLESS EGGNOG 49977          3   1  1  55         LAZY 32 (8400)            
 RAINY GUY 49844               3   2     53         LAZY 24 (8374)            
 BEARDED KELTIR 30685          5   0  1  52         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
 HOMER 46874                   1   1     52         SIMPSONS (7867)           
 TUBA 27605                    5   5     51         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 NOBODY HOME 53135             1   0     51         ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     
 SNOOPY 55306                  2   2     49         PEANUTS (9343)            
 KILLER KENNY 21784            5   2     48         LUROCIANS XXXIII (3447)   
-SPACE GHOST 45254             5   4     48         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 SALARIED CORPSE 51768         3   1     48         CORPULENT (8731)          
 CASHEWS 44260                 3   0     47         TEAM 5 II (7433)          
 SOLDIER 1 43571               2   0     46         ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   
 LENHART 56037                 8   3  1  45         THE CREW (9437)           
 BLACK 50096                   3   2     45         OUTS (8424)               
 YING 53792                    4   0     44         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 WAN TOO MANY 27616            2   1  1  44         WHO CARES (4493)          
 ALGAE 41062                   2   1     41         LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)   
 ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            5   5     40         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
 SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          4   3     40         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
 SHARPSHOOTER 10093            5   3     39         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
 CRYING CZECH 850              5   1     39         HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)       
 CORREY 11756                  4   3     39         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
 AMBER 56040                   5   6  1  38         CATS (9438)               
 CHERRY 56032                  5   6     38         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 KELSEY 11423                  3   4     37         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARMA 30679                   5   1     36         WHISTLE KIDS (5032)       
 WAKE FOREST 54796             4   3     35         SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
 BOF 44155                     3   2     35         JOES TRASH (7412)         
 MINTA 11427                   2   2     35         WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        
 SQUIRRELY 19652               4   2     34         DARK TOADS 03F (3048)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 F-ARO 10730                   5   4     33         DEADMANS HAND (1576)      
 TRITIOM VICE 49889            3   3  1  33         LAZY 16 (8383)            
 SUICIDAL OCTOPI 51725         3   1     33         AND SOME MORE (8722)      
 OJOM 11396                    2   1     33         WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       
 CEMENT 47523                  2   3     33         LUROCIANS III (5473)      
 CLOWN LOACH 27572             2   1     33         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   
 DAVALON 12220                 4   6     31         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
 SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          4   4     31         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 MAI TAI 46896                 4   3     31         DRINKS! (7871)            
 RAMBO 53742                   1   1     31         SAMBO 1 (9075)            
 CRYSTAL 56031                 5   6  1  30         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 SORA 50103                    4   2     30         MCPANTS (8425)            
 GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD 53134     1   0  1  30         ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     
 DINNOI 32142                  3   3  1  29         DELTA (5301)              
 MILKY 11763                   3   1     29         OUTTA LIMITS (1709)       
 WEST 49988                    2   1     29         4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
 OH!! BABY!!!! 28799           4   0  1  28         THE WILLBURYS XI (4692)   
 ZEN JOINT 49835               2   5     28         LAZY 26 (8372)            
 BLOODY MARY 49304             2   0     28         DRINKS! (7871)            
 PARKER 46908                  2   5     28         RENS (7873)               
 SAMI 56043                    6   5     27         CATS (9438)               
 MORETA 18798                  4   7     27         I'M FANTASY IV (2606)     
 ICHIGO 50105                  1   3     27         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 CALORIE THREAT 49955          1   2     27         LAZY 8 (8396)             
 EYES OF A STRANGER 43723      3   2  1  26         ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   
 XXXX 50116                    2   2     26         EX'S (8428)               
 MICHAEL ACKBLOM 28056         2   0     26         DARK RIVERS (4568)        
 BAT MASTERSON 846             0   2     26         GUNNYSACKERS (138)        
 LOUSY TIMING 49925            0   2     26         LAZY 12 (8390)            
 ALTA 10629                    3   4     25         SEARCH ENGINES (1563)     
 WHO 53252                     2   2     25         TELS (8985)               
-LINUS 55304                   3   0  1  24         PEANUTS (9343)            
 DAEYA 53493                   1   1     24         RETRIBUTION II (9025)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOGAN 56039                   2   9     23         CATS (9438)               
 BLACK BLITZKRIEG 12060        3   2  1  22         THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)   
-BIRD MAN 45258                3   2     21         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 RUBBLE 53235                  2   0     21         HORN (8982)               
-PET DOLL 53233                2   0     20         PRACTICALS (8981)         
-CRETACEUS 53773               1   0     20         RANDOM TIME (9081)        
 LIMY LOON 49904               2   0  2  19         LAZY 14 (8386)            
 CHERRY 50122                  2   2     19         FOOD (8429)               
 BLACKWIND 12543               2   1     19         MORE ARDUIN (1840)        
 BUSTED 44177                  1   0     19         INQUISITION B32 (7416)    
 REGRETS 55540                 0   1     19         I'VE HAD A FEW (9391)     
-MEGALOMANIAC 32274            0   1     19         I RULE!!! (5327)          
-ELENDIL 22407                 4   6     18         FIRSTBORN (3563)          
 PEDAL 53229                   2   0     18         PRACTICALS (8981)         
 KANGROO JACK@SS 27523         2   2     18         FLYING DINGOS 9 (4475)    
 THE GREEK 55554               1   0  1  18         THE WIRE III (9398)       
 CROSS 50426                   1   2     18         RENS (7873)               
 THE ARCHANGEL 7834            2   1     17         EBONY WINGS (1131)        
 STEEL PRINCESS 43128          1   0     17         ONE BETTER (7219)         
 BLOOD RED WINE 46451          1   0     17         STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)  
-BUST 50098                    0   3     17         OUTS (8424)               

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRIKER 31502                 0   1     17         I AM A (5189)             
 FRIGID 53204                  2   0     15         PRACTICAL (8976)          
 EARENDIL 28177                1   1     15         HOUSE OF FINWE (4588)     
 TRYNOTTOBREATHE 51609         1   0     15         PLAYING NOW (8699)        
 STICKY KEYBOARD 51476         1   0     15         SURFING (8672)            
 STRINGER BELL 55562           1   0     15         THE WIRE VII (9403)       
 SOMBER 55544                  1   0     15         MOODS (9392)              
 MR. MAGOO 33552               1   2     15         BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       
 TITIKAKA 19439                0   3     15         MOON GODDESS (593)        
 TURHOK 32140                  3   5     14         DELTA (5301)              
 THE NOMAD 43737               1   4  1  14         ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   
 INK 46907                     1   1     14         RENS (7873)               
 MAPLE 53195                   1   1     14         LEAVES (8974)             
 FLOYD 106 53161               1   0     13         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     
 CHICKEN LEG 50099             0   3     13         MCPANTS (8425)            
 I GOT SLEEP! 34978            0   1     13         TEMPE '05 (5757)          
 UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS 39020    0   3     13         OLIVE GARDEN (6492)       
 HERB 53244                    2   0     12         ATRIUM (8984)             
 MALIBU MEL 45805              0   2     12         BARBIE MOVED ON (7692)    
 SUMMER 1008                   1   0     11         WOLF PACK 2 (171)         
-EYES 53200                    1   0     10         FACE (8975)               
-WHATEVER 52703                1   0      9         RAN OUT (7869)            
-MINE 53237                    1   0      9         HORN (8982)               
 EAST 53804                    1   1      8         DIRECTION (9087)          
 ASSI 53190                    1   1      8         STANT (8973)              
 VHS 45802                     1   1      8         ABSTRACTION (7691)        
-ASH 53242                     1   1      8         TREES (8983)              
 UNLTD NIGHTIME 30693          1   1      8         CELL PHONE PLAN (5035)    
-BRIEF 53790                   1   0      7         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-DOOR 53255                    0   1      7         OPEN (8986)               
 DA 1 833                      0   1      7         BLOODRIDERS (136)         
 COHR 32167                    0   1      7         SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306) 
 IAN 51483                     0   1      7         ABSENT II (8674)          
 DANCING ANGEL 7836            0   1      7         EBONY WINGS (1131)        
-CUTLASS 53218                 0   2      6         BLADES (8978)             
 LEGS 55539                    0   2      6         4-LETTER APPENDAGES (9390)
 KING OF TWILIGHT 43493        1   1  1   5         ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)   
 VHALEY 53490                  0   2      2         RETRIBUTION II (9025)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHAOS SOLDIER 1 32159   0  1 0 CHAOS TROOP 5305     THE GREEK 55554       292   
ROBINTON 17100          8  7 0 I'M FANTASY IV 2606  WON MEAN KAT 10097    292   
DRAT 36490              0  1 0 MORE OF MY TCS 6021  GOODBYE CRUEL W 53134 292   
MEMORAL HOME 53171      0  1 0 ROOKIE PINK 66 8970  LIMY LOON 49904       292   
FAILED SAINT 30701      4  3 0 STRANGE SAINTS 5036  SHAWNEE 56029         289   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIGHLANDER was devastated by PANTERA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BRONZE was subdued by WAITIN 4 U in a popular 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
ROAMING GNOME vanquished AMBER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAI TAI was overpowered by KILLER KENNY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ICHIGO bested CRYSTAL in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
PARKER viciously subdued LOGAN in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
TWEEN viciously subdued ONE TWO MANY in a action packed 4 minute expert's Title fight.
KANGAROO JACKIE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SMITTEN SIN slimly won victory over CIMERIES in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
ROBINTON was easily killed by WON MEAN KAT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUEEN demolished SCHELOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
BUCK ROGERS viciously subdued (C)EE (J)AY in a 2 minute veteran's battle.
THE WILLBURY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 3 minute conflict.
RASCALLY MOOSE overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DAWN was viciously subdued by STRANGE WORLD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
SHAWNEE viciously subdued WAN TOO MANY in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
WON TWO MANI overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STOOL SAMPLE defeated CHERRY in a 2 minute conflict.
SNOOPY devastated WAKE FOREST in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHARPSHOOTER was overpowered by CHIRPAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALGAE slimly lost to TUBA in a action packed 11 minute duel.
SUCKABLE BINKY was bested by LAME DWAYNE in a exciting 3 minute bout.
F-ARO was overpowered by SUNLESS EGGNOG in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
RAINY GUY was vanquished by HOMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SLICE 'N' DICE was subdued by YING in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
KELSEY was viciously subdued by LENHART in a 1 minute gruesome bout.
MINTA was overpowered by MERCEDES in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
RICH 'N' RARE defeated SALARIED CORPSE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
CORREY was defeated by CASHEWS in a 1 minute match.
NOLAJ luckily beat BOF in a popular 3 minute fight.
TEST TUBE BABY overpowered WHO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARMOR KNIGHT was viciously subdued by BLACK in a 2 minute bloody match.
BEARDED KELTIR vanquished BLACK BLITZKRIEG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOB demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OH!! BABY!!!! overcame EYES OF A STRANGER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
KARMA demolished MALIBU MEL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CLOWN LOACH vanquished MAPLE in a 6 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
SUICIDAL OCTOPI narrowly defeated CHERRY in a 2 minute competition.
ZEN JOINT subdued BAT MASTERSON in a 2 minute competition.
BLACKWIND was vanquished by CRYING CZECH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAVALON subdued LOUSY TIMING in a 3 minute duel.
MILKY won victory over MR. MAGOO in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
TRITIOM VICE handily defeated CHICKEN LEG in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SAMI was overpowered by YANG in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SORA was handily defeated by SOLDIER 1 in a 2 minute one-sided match.
UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS was outlasted by SQUIRRELY in a slow 17 minute battle.
THE NOMAD was vanquished by JESSICA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAMBO handily defeated CALORIE THREAT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CROSS lost to CEMENT in a exciting 3 minute match.
XXXX handily defeated VHS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DINNOI was subdued by BLOODY MARY in a popular 2 minute fight.
TURHOK slimly lost to PEDAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
INK was unbelievably bested by THE ARCHANGEL in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
MICHAEL ACKBLOM savagely defeated KANGROO JACK@SS in a exciting 3 minute brutal brawl.
TITIKAKA was devastated by MORETA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OJOM vanquished WEST in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ALTA was overpowered by DAEYA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched brawl.
LIMY LOON executed MEMORAL HOME in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VHALEY was vanquished by SUMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KING OF TWILIGHT was subdued by FRIGID in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
EAST was bested by STEEL PRINCESS in a 1 minute fight.
HERB savagely defeated JURRASSIC in a 2 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
UNLTD NIGHTIME was viciously subdued by STICKY KEYBOARD in a 1 minute gory bout.
EARENDIL overpowered REGRETS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
LEGS was overpowered by FLOYD 106 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RUBBLE vanquished STRIKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASSI was bested by SOMBER in a 1 minute match.
NOBODY HOME won victory over IAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD executed DRAT in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
TRYNOTTOBREATHE overpowered DANCING ANGEL in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
BLOOD RED WINE devastated I GOT SLEEP! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BUSTED subdued DA 1 in a action packed 1 minute match.
COHR was bested by STRINGER BELL in a 1 minute battle.
CHAOS SOLDIER 1 was assassinated by THE GREEK in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 37         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         AIMED BLOW        47 -  22 -  3      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         STRIKING ATTACK   71 -  39 -  8      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  14 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    66 -  45 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  0      50  |

Turn 292 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   24 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        8 -  9         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 16     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        13 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TWEEN -18625               11   2  1  112 DISCOVER (7874)
STRIKING ATTACK  KANGAROO JACKIE 27522      13   0  0   93 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
AIMED BLOW       THE WILLBURY 11440         12   9  2   88 GOING BANANAS (1663)
TOTAL PARRY      SMITTEN SIN -10224          6   5  0   81 KAOS IV (9344)
SLASHING ATTACK  STRANGE WORLD -22097        6   4  2   76 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)
BASHING ATTACK   CHIRPAL -12887              8   7  0   66 SUPERIOR FORCES 6701 (8871)
WALL OF STEEL    HIGHLANDER -30312           5   4  0   57 BLADEMASTERS (5800)
PARRY-STRIKE     ALGAE -24474                2   1  0   41 LUROCIANS2 TEM06 (6857)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is AMBER -9496.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ALGAE -24474.  The ten other most popular fighters were CIMERIES 10476, TWEEN -18625, 
BOF -21381, THE WILLBURY 11440, STRANGE WORLD -22097, INK -18629, BUCK ROGERS -11806, 
SHAWNEE -9507, WAITIN 4 U -24450, and SUCKABLE BINKY -21599.

The least popular fighter this week was SQUIRRELY 19652.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UNLIMITD BREADSTICKS -26516, CHAOS SOLDIER 1 32159, I GOT SLEEP! 
-30558, DANCING ANGEL 7836, DRAT -29046, STRIKER 31502, LEGS -9997, UNLTD NIGHTIME 
30693, JURRASSIC -11766, and VHALEY -12046.