DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/29/2011    Duedate: 02/11/2011

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 296

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE WAD O' GAS
ENIGMA 1 (1960)
(82-13378) [9-3-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE WAD O' GAS                 HERBERT WEST
ENIGMA 1 (1960)                MISKATONIC U (8835)
(82-13378) [9-3-0,130]         (82-52450) [6-3-0,87]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SHAWNEE                        YOBQUE
STRIPPERS (9436)               WOTB A75 (5865)
(82-56029) [10-5-2,80]         (82-35593) [1-1-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ENIGMA 1 (1960)               77 
2. RENS (7873)                   27    INQUISITION SL2 (6275)
3. STRIPPERS (9436)              24    Unchartered Team
4. WOTB A23 (5863)               23 
5. MISKATONIC U (8835)           21    PRACTICALS (8981)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PRACTICALS (8981)          5   0  0 100.   1/21 STRIPPERS (9436)          4  6 0
 2/ 0*HORN (8982)                4   0  0 100.   2/ 1 CATS (9438)               4  6 0
 3/ 0*PRACTICAL (8976)           4   0  0 100.   3/ 3 MCPANTS (8425)            3  0 0
 4- 2*STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)   3   0  0 100.   4- 2*LEAVES (8974)             2  0 0
 5/ 4*WOTB A62 (5862)            2   0  1 100.   5-19*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     2  0 0
 6- 9*FTF LOOKS (9051)           1   0  0 100.   6-10 KAOS IV (9344)            2  0 0
 7-10*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)        1   0  0 100.   7/67 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  2  0 0
 8/ 0*WOTB A58 (5884)            1   0  0 100.   8/ 0 ALLERGY (7866)            2  1 0
 9/ 0*WOTB A36 (5904)            1   0  0 100.   9/ 4 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     2  1 0
10-17*HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)        7   1  0 87.5  10/ 5 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     2  1 0
11/19*WAY OF THE BLADE M (3388)  6   1  0 85.7  11/ 6 THE CREW (9437)           2  2 0
12/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3397)  6   1  0 85.7  12/ 7 DRINKS! (7871)            2  2 0
13/ 0 INQUISITION SL2 (6275)     8   2  0 80.0  13/66 RENS (7873)               2  3 0
14-20*LEAVES (8974)              4   1  0 80.0  14- 8*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   1  0 1
15-21*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)      4   1  0 80.0  15/ 0*STANT (8973)              1  0 0
16/ 0*WOTB A17 (5921)            4   1  0 80.0  16/ 0*PRACTICAL (8976)          1  0 0
17-22*SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)    7   2  1 77.8  17/ 0*BLADES (8978)             1  0 0
18/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599)  7   2  0 77.8  18/ 0*PRACTICALS (8981)         1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24 DISCOVER (7874)           13   4  1 76.5  19/ 0*HORN (8982)               1  0 0
20-26*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)     6   2  0 75.0  20-29*FTF LOOKS (9051)          1  0 0
21-27*ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)    3   1  1 75.0  21-30*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       1  0 0
22-28*SAMBO 1 (9075)             3   1  0 75.0  22- 9*SAMBO 1 (9075)            1  0 0
23/31 WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567)  8   3  1 72.7  23/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)       1  0 0
24/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 10   4  1 71.4  24-11*STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)  1  0 0
25-29*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)       7   3  2 70.0  25/ 0*BRANDS (8427)             1  0 0
26-32 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   39  17  1 69.6  26-12*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     1  0 0
27/ 0*ERATTA1 (9085)             9   4  0 69.2  27-13*ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)   1  0 0
28-34 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       9   4  0 69.2  28-14*LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    1  0 0
29/ 0 ENIGMA 1 (1960)            9   4  0 69.2  29/ 0 INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    1  0 0
30-38*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)         8   4  1 66.7  30/ 0*WOTB A72 (5860)           1  0 0
31/ 0*MISKATONIC U (8835)        6   3  0 66.7  31-15 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
32/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938)  6   3  0 66.7  32-68 BLADEMASTERS (5800)       1  0 0
33-40*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)      4   2  1 66.7  33/35*WOTB A91 (5841)           1  0 0
34/ 0*STANT (8973)               2   1  0 66.7  34/96*WOTB A84 (5848)           1  0 0
35-41*EXCELLENCE (3624)          2   1  0 66.7  35-16 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     1  0 0
36/42 THE CREW (9437)           18  10  1 64.3  36/36*WOTB A70 (5861)           1  0 0
37/53*WOTB A70 (5861)            7   4  0 63.6  37/23*WOTB A62 (5862)           1  0 0
38/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3382)  5   3  1 62.5  38/97*WOTB A75 (5865)           1  0 0
39/39 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934)  8   5  1 61.5  39/ 0*WOTB A58 (5884)           1  0 0
40-48 KAOS IV (9344)             8   5  0 61.5  40/ 0*WOTB A36 (5904)           1  0 0
41/61 MCPANTS (8425)             8   5  0 61.5  01/101 WOTB A26 (5913)           1  0 0
42-50 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532)  9   6  0 60.0  42/ 0*WOTB A21 (5917)           1  0 0
43/63 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   6   4  0 60.0  43/ 0*WOTB A17 (5921)           1  0 0
44-52 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)      6   4  0 60.0  03/103*WOTB A09 (5929)           1  0 0
45/64 WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)     6   4  0 60.0  45-45 SUPERIOR FORCES 14 (4532) 1  0 0
46-54 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         6   4  0 60.0  46/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 1  0 0
47-55*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    3   2  0 60.0  47/48 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 1  0 0
48/ 0*BLUE BUNNY (1241)          3   2  0 60.0  11/111 WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567) 1  0 0
49/44 DRINKS! (7871)            10   7  0 58.8  12/112 WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3588) 1  0 0
50-60 LUROCIANS III (5473)      87  61  2 58.8  50/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599) 1  0 0
51/49 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     11   8  0 57.9  51/49 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606) 1  0 0
52/68 WOTB A26 (5913)            9   7  1 56.2  52-70*EXCELLENCE (3624)         1  0 0
53-65 BLADEMASTERS (5800)        6   5  0 54.5  53-71*DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      1  0 0
54/72 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522)  7   6  0 53.8  54/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3397) 1  0 0
55/80 STRIPPERS (9436)          33  33  3 50.0  55/52 WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)    1  0 0
56/69 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     10  10  0 50.0  56/ 0*WAY OF THE BLADE A (2938) 1  0 0
57-70 OVERHYPED (4535)           9   9  0 50.0  57/ 0*WAY OF THE SWORD A (3382) 1  0 0
58-71 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871)  8   8  0 50.0  14/114*WAY OF THE BLADE M (3388) 1  0 0
59/66 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613)  7   7  2 50.0  59/ 0 ENIGMA 1 (1960)           1  0 0
60/84 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606)  7   7  1 50.0  60/ 0*BLUE BUNNY (1241)         1  0 0
61/ 0*OPEN (8986)                2   2  0 50.0  61-17*HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)       1  0 0
62-75*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)    2   2  0 50.0  62-64*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        1  1 1
63/ 0*FACE (8975)                1   1  0 50.0  63-76*RETRIBUTION II (9025)     1  1 0
64/14*WOTB A54 (5888)            1   1  0 50.0  64-20 DELTA (5301)              1  1 0
15/115*WOTB A75 (5865)            1   1  0 50.0  65/74 SIMPSONS (7867)           1  2 1
18/118*WOTB A09 (5929)            1   1  0 50.0  66/75 DISCOVER (7874)           1  2 0
67/ 0 SYMPTOMS (7868)            7   8  0 46.7  67/18 CAT SOUP (8423)           1  2 0
68/82 CATS (9438)               27  31  1 46.6  68/33*OUTS (8424)               1  2 0
69-83 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)     6   7  2 46.2  69/ 0*ERATTA1 (9085)            0  3 0
70/ 0 METAL (7865)              11  13  1 45.8  70/ 0*TREES (8983)              0  2 0
71-86 DELTA (5301)               8  10  1 44.4  71/ 0*NATURAL (8977)            0  1 0
72-88*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)    3   4  1 42.9  72/ 0*TELS (8985)               0  1 0
73/85 RENS (7873)               10  14  0 41.7  73/ 0*OPEN (8986)               0  1 0
74/ 0*TELS (8985)                2   3  0 40.0  74/ 0*G FORCE 4 (9080)          0  1 0
75/ 0*EX'S (8428)                2   3  0 40.0  75/ 0*DIRECTION (9087)          0  1 0
76/99*WOTB A91 (5841)            2   3  0 40.0  76-65 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   0  1 0
77/ 0 ALLERGY (7866)            11  17  0 39.3  77-85 SUPERIOR FORCES 67 (8871) 0  1 0
78/ 0*WOTB A21 (5917)            3   5  0 37.5  78/ 0*FACE (8975)               0  1 0
79/87*OUTS (8424)                4   7  0 36.4  79/ 0*EX'S (8428)               0  1 0
80/ 0*BLADES (8978)              1   2  0 33.3  80/ 0 METAL (7865)              0  1 0
81/ 0*DIRECTION (9087)           1   2  0 33.3  81/ 0 SYMPTOMS (7868)           0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/92 CAT SOUP (8423)            3   7  0 30.0  82/ 0*SOUL REAPERS (8426)       0  1 0
83-98*RETRIBUTION II (9025)      3   8  0 27.3  83-78 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    0  1 0
84/97 SIMPSONS (7867)            4  11  1 26.7  84-79*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   0  1 0
06/106 WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3588)  3   9  0 25.0  85-80*ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   0  1 0
86/ 0*BRANDS (8427)              2   6  0 25.0  86-81*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   0  1 0
87/ 0*TREES (8983)               1   3  0 25.0  87-83*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348) 0  1 0
01-101*GUNNYSACKERS (138)         1   3  0 25.0  88-82*TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)      0  1 0
02-102*LUROCIAN REVOLUTIO (5348)  2   7  0 22.2  89/ 0*WOTB A23 (5863)           0  1 0
90/ 0*SOUL REAPERS (8426)        1   4  0 20.0  90/38*WOTB A54 (5888)           0  1 0
10/110*WOTB A84 (5848)            1   4  0 20.0  02/102*WOTB A11 (5927)           0  1 0
05-105*TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)       2   9  1 18.2  07-107 OVERHYPED (4535)          0  1 0
07-107*ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)    1   6  1 14.3  93-69*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   0  1 0
94/ 0*WOTB A72 (5860)            1   6  0 14.3  10-110*KING OF KINGS (3562)      0  1 0
09/109*WOTB A11 (5927)            0   6  0  0.0  95/50 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613) 0  1 0
96/ 0*NATURAL (8977)             0   2  0  0.0  13-113*THE TWILIGHT ZONE (3985)  0  1 0
97/ 0*G FORCE 4 (9080)           0   1  0  0.0  97/51 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934) 0  1 0
98/ 0*WOTB A23 (5863)            0   1  0  0.0  98-72 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      0  1 0
20-120*KING OF KINGS (3562)       0   1  0  0.0  99-84 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        0  1 0
21-121*THE TWILIGHT ZONE (3985)   0   1  0  0.0  00-73*GUNNYSACKERS (138)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     What?!  What kind of dunce do I have for a manager?  Doesn't the dingbat
understand what sandbagging is all about?  Is the stupid speciman going to get me
graduated before I need to?  How do we get these manager-monkeys, anyway?  I didn't
pick HIM!
     But I am here, which is to be expected whenever I fight.  Another DM title to
add to the pile.  Another day; another dollar.  When you've got it, it just keeps
accumulating rapidly.
     Hopefully I can convince this cretin-manager to do his job properly.  If so, and
I abdicate, maybe Tween can get lucky and finally match up with someone beatable.
Meanwhile, I am your Queen and Duelmistress, and you'd better make the most of it.
Kiss my ring and lick my toes.
          Queen, Duelmistress II

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  STRIPPERS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-1-0 and wound up as 1st team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did INQUISITION 06B17 really go up by 60?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  RENS had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-3-0 and wound up as 13th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did WOTB A84 really go up by 62?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in WOTB A62 again!  Didja 
see where they got 1-0-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  WOTB A75 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 38th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did WOTB A26 really go up by 60?  If only those guys didn't 
have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  WOTB A09 had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 44th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WAY 
OF THE BLADE W4 really go up by 63?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  WAY OF THE BLADE Q3 had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 49th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did WAY OF THE 
BLADE M1 really go up by 56?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  CAT SOUP dropped 49, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--OUTS got 0-2-0 and dropped 35.  Didn't see much of them after 
the fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in WOTB A54 again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  WOTB A11 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 0-1-0 and wound up as 91st team!  Really, just 
how far can one team drop in one round?  WAY OF THE BLADE S7 dropped 45, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--WAY OF THE BLADE A5 got 0-1-0 and dropped 46.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  MVP award for THE WAD O' GAS?  ENIGMA 1's proud of him after 
beating CAREW and getting 77 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DEATH KNIGHT's 
match with HERBERT WEST cost him a loss of 15 points!  TWEEN thinks his 13-4-1 and 
studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a 
tear I saw in TWEEN's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't QUEEN fit to 
be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of STRIPPERS must be 
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I 
don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why DISCOVER's been avoiding STRIPPERS so 
much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is LOGAN popular, or what?  He 
was challenged the most in all of DWES EG!  He's got a 4-11-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WAD O' GAS 13378          9   3    130         ENIGMA 1 (1960)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ECHO 41057                    6   2    110         LUROCIANS TEM06 (6856)    
 PANTERA 56042                11   4     95         CATS (9438)               
-ONE TWO MANY 56019           12   5  1  94         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
 QUEEN 33307                   7   6     94         DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SMITTEN SIN 55312             8   5     89         KAOS IV (9344)            
-ROAMING GNOME 47811           7   2  1  88         SHORT BUT DEADLY (8037)   
 HERBERT WEST 52450            6   3     87         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 SHAWNEE 56029                10   5  2  80         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 MERCEDES 56033                8   7     78         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-HIGHLANDER 35224              6   5     75         BLADEMASTERS (5800)       
 DEATH KNIGHT 42812            8   6     72         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 BRONZE 46865                 10   9  1  69         METAL (7865)              
-ALREADY DEAD 27877            9   6     67         SUPERIOR FORCES 140 (4532)
 JAIME 19029                   6   4     67         WAY OF BLADE A7 (2936)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LENHART 56037                11   4  1  66         THE CREW (9437)           
 DELRAD 22586                  7   2     66         WAY OF THE BLADE R3 (3599)
-NOBODY HOME 53135             2   1     66         ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     
 BANSAY 22426                  8   3  1  64         WAY OF THE BLADE W4 (3567)
-BUTCH 27889                   9   9     62         OVERHYPED (4535)          
-TOAD 35966                    6   4     62         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     
-CHIRPAL 52649                 8   8     60         SUPERIOR FORCES 670 (8871)
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             9   4     59         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
-TWINS 25073                   4   3     59         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
 AUGHURN 22624                 7   7  1  57         WAY OF THE BLADE R0 (3606)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH 46869                    7   4     56         ALLERGY (7866)            
 JERIRETRAM 21820              6   2     56         WAY OF THE BLADE X  (3453)
 LAKES 22204                   7   6     55         WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
 SKYE 19040                    6   3     55         WAY OF THE BLADE A9 (2938)
-STRANGE WORLD 43439           6   6  2  54         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          6   4     54         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
 MEAT MASTER 37806             8   2     53         INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    
 SORA 50103                    6   2     53         MCPANTS (8425)            
-RAMBO 53742                   3   1     53         SAMBO 1 (9075)            
 RYCK 22657                    7   7  2  52         WAY OF THE BLADE S7 (3613)
-ONESIMUS 43355                4   1     52         LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     
-CRYING CZECH 850              7   1     51         HARD LIQUOR 4 (139)       
 CAREW 19019                   7   4     51         WAY OF THE BLADE A5 (2934)
 YERELD 21533                  6   1     51         WAY OF THE BLADE L2 (3397)
-PAIRS 25072                   4   1  1  51         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
-BLOOD RED WINE 46451          3   0     50         STONED ROOKIES 17 (7788)  
-SOLDIER 1 43571               2   2     48         ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   
-RICH 'N' RARE 11443           6   4     47         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
 BLACK 50096                   4   3     46         OUTS (8424)               
 SWEATING 46878                6   7     45         SYMPTOMS (7868)           
-CEMENT 47523                  4   3     45         LUROCIANS III (5473)      
-MAPLE 53195                   4   1     44         LEAVES (8974)             
-GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD 53134     2   1  1  44         ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     
 PARKER 46908                  4   5     43         RENS (7873)               
 POLDAN 22531                  3   9     42         WAY OF THE BLADE Q3 (3588)
-TATTIANA 53660                1   0     41         WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       
 MAI TAI 46896                 6   5     39         DRINKS! (7871)            
 MITERE 21455                  5   3  1  39         WAY OF THE SWORD AA (3382)
 TAIL 50089                    3   4     39         CAT SOUP (8423)           
 HOMER 46874                   2   4  1  39         SIMPSONS (7867)           
-BAT MASTERSON 846             1   3     39         GUNNYSACKERS (138)        
 SAMI 56043                    7   8     37         CATS (9438)               
-CLOWN LOACH 27572             3   2     37         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   
 TANSHY 35477                  2   3     36         WOTB A91 (5841)           
 CHERRY 56032                  5  10     35         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 ANGASH 21489                  6   1     34         WAY OF THE BLADE M1 (3388)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DINNOI 32142                  4   4  1  33         DELTA (5301)              
-TURHOK 32140                  4   6     33         DELTA (5301)              
 YING 53792                    4   1     33         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 ISSTAI 35856                  3   5     33         WOTB A21 (5917)           
 LOGAN 56039                   4  11     32         CATS (9438)               
-BLOODY MARY 49304             3   1     32         DRINKS! (7871)            
-CHICKEN LEG 50099             2   3     32         MCPANTS (8425)            
 SONY 50111                    2   6     31         BRANDS (8427)             
 XXXX 50116                    2   3     29         EX'S (8428)               
-EYES OF A STRANGER 43723      3   4  1  28         ROOKIE MAIDEN 61 (7337)   
-SPITE 32413                   0   4     28         LUROCIAN REVOLUTION (5348)
 PET DOLL 53233                3   0     27         PRACTICALS (8981)         
 CATS 46868                    2   3     27         ALLERGY (7866)            
 WHO 53252                     2   3     27         TELS (8985)               
-BARABOR 32124                 2   5  1  26         TRIBE OF DAWN (5298)      
 CROSS 50426                   1   4     25         RENS (7873)               
 ICHIGO 50105                  1   4     25         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
-SATURN 22720                  2   1     24         EXCELLENCE (3624)         
 PEANUTS 46871                 1   5     24         ALLERGY (7866)            
 BUST 50098                    0   4     24         OUTS (8424)               

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENSER 35579                  2   0  1  23         WOTB A62 (5862)           
 CUTLASS 53218                 1   2     23         BLADES (8978)             
 CAEYR 35585                   0   1     23         WOTB A23 (5863)           
 NALAMN 35907                  0   5     23         WOTB A11 (5927)           
 ASSI 53190                    2   1     20         STANT (8973)              
 MINE 53237                    2   0     20         HORN (8982)               
 CORUSAL 35915                 1   1     20         WOTB A09 (5929)           
 MEAT 3 35510                  1   1     19         WOTB A84 (5848)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IARI 35792                    1   0     19         WOTB A36 (5904)           
-RILLION'S BEARD 53621         1   0     19         FTF LOOKS (9051)          
 TASACH 35874                  1   0     19         WOTB A17 (5921)           
 YOBQUE 35593                  1   1     18         WOTB A75 (5865)           
-VHALEY 53490                  1   4     18         RETRIBUTION II (9025)     
 KNOB 53256                    2   1     17         OPEN (8986)               
-XARO 24716                    3   1  1  16         DREAM RIPPERS (3943)      
 BLUSH 53206                   2   0     16         PRACTICAL (8976)          
-THE NOMAD 43737               1   6  1  16         ROOKIE MAIDEN 64 (7340)   
 ARROW 53794                   1   1     16         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 NUPOLMAR 35707                1   1     16         WOTB A54 (5888)           
 EYES 53200                    1   1     16         FACE (8975)               
 INK 46907                     1   2     15         RENS (7873)               
 KRALYC 36134                  1   0     15         WOTB A72 (5860)           
 EAST 53804                    1   2     15         DIRECTION (9087)          
 ASH 53242                     1   2     15         TREES (8983)              
 ISAUGH 35686                  1   0     15         WOTB A58 (5884)           
-KING OF TWILIGHT 43493        3   1  1  14         ROOKIE MAIDEN 15 (7291)   
 BRIEF 53790                   1   1     14         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 BULLOCKS 53209                0   2     14         NATURAL (8977)            
 005 53241                     0   1      7         TREES (8983)              
-THE HOWLING MAN 24965         0   1      7         THE TWILIGHT ZONE (3985)  
-ARAGORN 22402                 0   1      7         KING OF KINGS (3562)      
 STRAWBERRY 8535               1   0      6         BLUE BUNNY (1241)         
 TONY MANDRICH 53769           0   1      1         G FORCE 4 (9080)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STRYKER 56052           0  1 0 BLADES OF FURY 1526  DENSER 35579          293   
AMBER 56040             5  8 1 CATS 9438            HOMER 46874           294  REVENGED
CHAOS SOLDIER 1 32159   0  1 0 CHAOS TROOP 5305     THE GREEK 55554       292  NOT REVENGED
MICHAEL ACKBLOM 28056   2  1 0 DARK RIVERS 4568     SHARPSHOOTER 10093    293   
ROBINTON 17100          8  7 0 I'M FANTASY IV 2606  WON MEAN KAT 10097    292  NOT REVENGED
BOF 44155               3  3 0 JOES TRASH 7412      NITH 20207            293   
DRAT 36490              0  1 0 MORE OF MY TCS 6021  GOODBYE CRUEL W 53134 292  NOT REVENGED
CRETACEUS 53773         1  1 0 RANDOM TIME 9081     ALEAN 35637           293   
MEMORAL HOME 53171      0  1 0 ROOKIE PINK 66 8970  LIMY LOON 49904       292  NOT REVENGED
LOCKE 55042             0  1 0 SHORT BUS 19 9294    SUMMER 1008           293   
DEAD FLOWERS 46517      0  1 0 STONED ROOKIES  7801 OSNIM 35828           293   
CRYSTAL 56031           5  8 1 STRIPPERS 9436       PAIRS 25072           294   
SCHELOTTO 56036         7  6 0 THE CREW 9437        ROAMING GNOME 47811   294   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TWEEN viciously subdued QUEEN in a action packed 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
SORA handily defeated LOGAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PANTERA won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
FISH was overpowered by MERCEDES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRONZE was bested by SHAWNEE in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
DEATH KNIGHT was viciously subdued by HERBERT WEST in a 2 minute master's match.
JAIME handily defeated MAI TAI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BANSAY vanquished SAMI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RYCK was vanquished by LENHART in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHERRY was beaten by PARKER in a 3 minute melee.
MEAT MASTER overpowered SWEATING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YING was demolished by AUGHURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLACK was demolished by DELRAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUCKABLE BINKY overpowered WHO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TAIL was overpowered by SKYE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE WAD O' GAS outwaited CAREW in a tiresome 20 minute expert's Title duel.
HOMER was viciously subdued by LAKES in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
YERELD overpowered XXXX in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JERIRETRAM overpowered ICHIGO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YOUDTUR overcame CROSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
TANSHY overpowered BUST in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
POLDAN handily defeated INK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANGASH devastated EAST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MITERE overpowered ASH in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ISSTAI overpowered ARROW in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NALAMN was overpowered by CUTLASS in a exciting 8 minute gruesome uneven match.
CORUSAL overcame KNOB in a 3 minute bout.
EYES was handily defeated by MEAT 3 in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BULLOCKS lost to YOBQUE in a popular 5 minute bout.
NUPOLMAR was overpowered by SONY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CATS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PET DOLL overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PEANUTS overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MINE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DENSER overpowered BRIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLUSH subdued OSKSI NOBLE in a tiresome 6 minute struggle.
ASSI handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KRALYC demolished ZEBRA in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided conflict.
TASACH beat 005 in a popular 5 minute duel.
KITHER handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IARI viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
ISAUGH vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CAEYR was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
TONY MANDRICH was narrowly defeated by STRAWBERRY in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         STRIKING ATTACK  104 -  54 - 10      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  14 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  26 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         AIMED BLOW        60 -  42 -  4      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    95 -  82 -  6      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  11 -  0      35  |

Turn 296 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  6         5  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      THE WAD O' GAS 13378        9   3  0  130 ENIGMA 1 (1960)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PANTERA -9494              11   4  0   95 CATS (9438)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN -32229                7   6  0   94 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEATH KNIGHT -22724         8   6  0   72 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)
SLASHING ATTACK  BANSAY 22426                8   3  1   64 WAY OF THE BLADE W4 (3567)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAI TAI -18640              6   5  0   39 DRINKS! (7871)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHAWNEE -9507.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YOBQUE -29943.  The ten other most popular fighters were CUTLASS -12318, HERBERT 
WEST -13086, KRALYC -29402, PANTERA -9494, LAKES 22204, 005 -12295, IARI -29744, 
CAEYR -29951, QUEEN -32229, and SHAWNEE -9507.

The least popular fighter this week was THE WAD O' GAS 13378.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAREW 19019, BLUSH -12330, TASACH -29662, NALAMN -29629, BRIEF 
-11746, BULLOCKS -12327, EYES -12336, ARROW -11742, ASH -12294, and EAST -11732.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TWEEN (82--18625) DISCOVER