DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2011    Duedate: 04/08/2011

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 300

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STANDLEY
THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)
(82-10712) [17-1-0,182]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STANDLEY                       ENDIU
THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)        WOTB A24 (5915)
(82-10712) [17-1-0,182]        (82-35844) [7-2-1,105]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SHAWNEE                        SHAWNEE
STRIPPERS (9436)               STRIPPERS (9436)
(82-56029) [12-7-2,90]         (82-56029) [12-7-2,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERATTA1 (9085)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)       77 
2. WOTB A24 (5915)               38 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
3. THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)       23    Unchartered Team
4. ERATTA1 (9085)                21 
5. METAL (7865)                  18    WOTB A23 (5863)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)   3   0  0 100.   1/ 1*ERATTA1 (9085)            7  1 1
 2- 3*WOTB A22 (5916)            3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 STRIPPERS (9436)          4  5 0
 3- 9*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    1   0  0 100.   3/ 3 ALLERGY (7866)            4  5 0
 4/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 10   1  1 90.9   4/ 4 RENS (7873)               4  6 1
 5-10*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3397)  8   1  0 88.9   5/ 5*WOTB A24 (5915)           3  0 1
 6/11 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     12   2  0 85.7   6/11*TELS (8985)               3  0 0
 7-13*PRACTICALS (8981)          5   1  0 83.3   7/23 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     3  0 0
 8/15 WAY OF THE BLADE M (3388)  9   2  0 81.8   8/ 7*WOTB A23 (5863)           3  0 0
 9/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715)  8   2  0 80.0   9/35 CATS (9438)               3  6 1
10/21*WOTB A23 (5863)            4   1  0 80.0  10/36 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 2  0 1
11-17*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)   7   2  0 77.8  11- 9*FACE (8975)               2  0 0
12/16*ERATTA1 (9085)            16   5  1 76.2  12-10*TREES (8983)              2  0 0
13-19 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599)  9   3  0 75.0  13-12*OPEN (8986)               2  0 0
14-20*FACE (8975)                3   1  0 75.0  14/37 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     2  0 0
15-22*WOTB A54 (5888)            3   1  0 75.0  15/40 AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   2  0 0
16-23*SIDES (2660)               3   1  0 75.0  16- 6*WOTB A72 (5860)           2  0 0
17/24 WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 13   5  1 72.2  17/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   2  0 0
18/12*PRACTICAL (8976)           5   2  0 71.4  18/21 MISKATONIC U (8835)       2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/30*HORN (8982)                5   2  0 71.4  19/13*DIRECTION (9087)          2  1 0
20/18 WAY OF STEEL K4 (3408)     7   3  0 70.0  20/62 METAL (7865)              2  1 0
21-26 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  11   5  1 68.8  21/63 SYMPTOMS (7868)           2  1 0
22/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    18   9  0 66.7  22/65 MCPANTS (8425)            2  1 0
23/34 WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567) 10   5  1 66.7  23/16*SOUL REAPERS (8426)       2  1 0
24/35 WOTB A70 (5861)           10   5  0 66.7  24/24 WOTB A70 (5861)           2  1 0
25-28 INQUISITION SL2 (6275)     8   4  0 66.7  25/33*WOTB 25 (5914)            2  1 0
26-31*OPEN (8986)                4   2  0 66.7  26/22 WOTB A11 (5927)           2  1 0
27/37 ENIGMA 1 (1960)           11   6  0 64.7  27/27 WAY OF THE BLADE X (3453) 2  1 0
28/41 MCPANTS (8425)            10   6  0 62.5  28/70 WAY OF THE BLADE W (3567) 2  1 0
29/46*TELS (8985)                5   3  0 62.5  29/29 WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3588) 2  1 0
30/27 MISKATONIC U (8835)        8   5  0 61.5  30/ 8 WAY OF STEEL K4 (3408)    2  1 0
31/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   53  35  3 60.2  31/32 WAY OF THE BLADE M (3388) 2  1 0
32-42*STANT (8973)               3   2  0 60.0  32-54 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  0 1
33/59*WOTB A09 (5929)            3   2  0 60.0  33/ 0*SHORT BUS 22 (9297)       1  0 0
34/38 THE CREW (9437)           19  13  1 59.4  34-14*MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)  1  0 0
35/49 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 10   7  1 58.8  35-15*MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  1  0 0
36-44 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   7   5  0 58.3  36/ 0*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   1  0 0
37-45 WOTB A26 (5913)           11   8  1 57.9  37-19*WOTB A91 (5841)           1  0 0
38/53*WOTB A24 (5915)            8   6  2 57.1  38-18*WOTB A54 (5888)           1  0 0
39-47*WRATH OF ONE (5835)        4   3  0 57.1  39-17*WOTB A22 (5916)           1  0 0
40-48*WOTB A91 (5841)            4   3  0 57.1  40-48*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  0 0
41/40 KAOS IV (9344)             9   7  0 56.2  41-49*SIDES (2660)              1  0 0
42-51 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522)  9   7  0 56.2  42-52*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   1  0 0
43-52 DRINKS! (7871)            10   8  0 55.6  43-20*WAY OF THE BLADE L (3397) 1  0 0
44/56 DARK TOADS 05Q (5501)     13  11  0 54.2  44/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  0 0
45-54 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613)  9   8  2 52.9  45/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 1  0 0
46/50 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934)  9   8  1 52.9  46-60*BLADES (8978)             1  1 0
47-55 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     11  10  0 52.4  47-58*NATURAL (8977)            1  1 0
48/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   36  33  2 52.2  48-56*STANT (8973)              1  1 0
49/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  50  46  4 52.1  49/38*SMALL STUFF (9114)        1  1 0
50/57 STRIPPERS (9436)          39  39  3 50.0  50/82*VERY SMALLISH (9116)      1  1 0
51/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    10  10  0 50.0  51/67*WOTB A09 (5929)           1  1 0
52/63 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606)  9   9  1 50.0  52-26 WOTB A21 (5917)           1  1 0
53/64 SYMPTOMS (7868)            9   9  0 50.0  53-28 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 1  1 0
54/67 AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)    6   6  0 50.0  54-30 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3599) 1  1 0
55-58*TREES (8983)               3   3  0 50.0  55-31 WAY OF THE BLADE S (3613) 1  1 0
56/43*DIRECTION (9087)           3   3  0 50.0  56/73 ENIGMA 1 (1960)           1  1 0
57/ 5*SMALL STUFF (9114)         1   1  0 50.0  57/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   1  1 0
58/90*VERY SMALLISH (9116)       1   1  0 50.0  58/75*HORN (8982)               1  2 0
59/ 0*SHORT BUS 22 (9297)        1   1  0 50.0  59/57*PRACTICAL (8976)          1  2 0
60/ 0*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)    1   1  0 50.0  60/69 THE CREW (9437)           1  2 0
61/65 METAL (7865)              13  14  1 48.1  61/61*EX'S (8428)               1  2 0
62-66 WOTB A21 (5917)            5   6  0 45.5  62/66 BRANDS (8427)             1  2 0
63-69 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  11  14  0 44.0  63/34*WOTB A84 (5848)           1  2 0
64/ 0 KAOS (7662)               50  66  2 43.1  64/71 WAY OF THE BLADE R (3606) 1  2 0
65/71 CATS (9438)               30  40  2 42.9  65/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  1  4 0
66/70 RENS (7873)               14  20  1 41.2  66-74*OUTS (8424)               0  3 0
67/68 ALLERGY (7866)            15  22  0 40.5  67/72 WAY OF THE BLADE A (2934) 0  3 0
68-74*WOTB A72 (5860)            4   6  0 40.0  68/55 KAOS IV (9344)            0  2 0
69-75*BLADES (8978)              2   3  0 40.0  69-80 INQUISITION SL2 (6275)    0  2 0
70-76 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  5   8  1 38.5  70/ 0 THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    0  2 0
71/78 WAY OF THE BLADE Q (3588)  6  10  0 37.5  71-83*I WANT IT! (9170)         0  1 0
72/73*SOUL REAPERS (8426)        3   5  0 37.5  72-81*PRACTICALS (8981)         0  1 0
73/72*EX'S (8428)                3   5  0 37.5  73-76 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  1 0
74-77 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   7  13  0 35.0  74-77 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  1 0
75-79*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   3   6  1 33.3  75-59 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
76/84*WOTB 25 (5914)             3   6  0 33.3  76-84 DRINKS! (7871)            0  1 0
77-81*DARK TOADS 03D (3050)      1   2  0 33.3  77-78 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  0  1 0
78/80*WOTB A84 (5848)            3   7  0 30.0  78-64*MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  0  1 0
79/87 WOTB A11 (5927)            3   7  0 30.0  79/ 0*TOO FRIENDLY (8420)       0  1 0
80-83*OUTS (8424)                4  10  0 28.6  80/ 0 KAOS (7662)               0  1 0
81/82 BRANDS (8427)              3   8  0 27.3  81-79 MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-85*NATURAL (8977)             1   3  0 25.0  82/ 0*GREAT SMIALS (6070)       0  1 0
83-86*INQUISITION 0304 (3012)    1   3  0 25.0  83-87*WRATH OF ONE (5835)       0  1 0
84-88*I WANT IT! (9170)          1   5  0 16.7  84-25 WOTB A26 (5913)           0  1 0
85/ 0*TOO FRIENDLY (8420)        0   1  0  0.0  85/ 0 THE WILLBURYS C (1434)    0  1 0
86/ 0*GREAT SMIALS (6070)        0   1  0  0.0  86-90*DARK TOADS 03D (3050)     0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES 
EG.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Rising in 
the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is DARK TOADS 05Q, 
who swept up 16 places in the ranks.  Take a look at CATS' act, as they have a 1-2-0 
week and gain 26 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LOST IN FONZLATION, who swept up 26 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at LUROCIANS T108's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week 
and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is AGAINST ALL ODDS, who swept up 25 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at METAL's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 42 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is SYMPTOMS, who swept up 42 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
MCPANTS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 43 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAY OF 
THE BLADE W4, who swept up 42 places in the ranks.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record 
and dropping from 8th to 30th place were the WAY OF STEEL K4.  Keep trying!  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  SMALL STUFF may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 49th spot.  Take a look at VERY 
SMALLISH's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 32 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WOTB 
A09, who swept up 16 places in the ranks.  Take a look at ENIGMA 1's act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is HORN, who swept up 17 places in 
the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to WOTB A84, which fell to 
63rd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 
record and dropping from 55th to 68th place were the KAOS IV.  Keep trying!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for STANDLEY, who flew up 73 points in the rankings after 
mashing SHAWNEE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was PEANUTS, who dropped 20 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with LOGAN.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 
'Challenge me'!  QUEEN made a challenge against SMITTEN SIN this week.  Our battling 
duelmaster QUEEN has managed to hold the title, fending off SMITTEN SIN's none too 
subtle advances.  Better luck next time, KAOS IV.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed 
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid WAY OF THE BLADE R3, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch DARK TOADS 05Q's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from WAY OF THE BLADE R3.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of CAREW, 
who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Challenging down 33 points was HERBERT 
WEST.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The only way to 
clean up' pins.  I just want to congratulate BRONZE on beating HERBERT WEST.  He 
overcame his superior-ranked opponent and gained 18 points.  Congrats!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  It's not often when you see a 
11-4-0 warrior like RESERVATION kick the bucket.  I wonder if THE WILLBURYS F will 
recover from the blow.  The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it covering 
NIOLLIR as he was driven to an early grave by YING of the ERATTA1.  Here's some 
advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the 
Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANDLEY 10712               17   1    182         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WAD O' GAS 13378         11   4    137         ENIGMA 1 (1960)           
 NOSE HAIR 5344               10   1  1 114         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 
 DILLIGAF 10340               11   7    106         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
 ENDIU 35844                   7   2  1 105         WOTB A24 (5915)           
 MERCEDES 56033               12   7    101         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 BRONZE 46865                 12  10  1  98         METAL (7865)              
-DELRAD 22586                  9   2     96         WAY OF THE BLADE R3 (3599)
 SMITTEN SIN 55312             9   7     92         KAOS IV (9344)            
 PANTERA 56042                12   7  1  91         CATS (9438)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWNEE 56029                12   7  2  90         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 YING 53792                    7   1  1  88         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 HERBERT WEST 52450            8   5     86         MISKATONIC U (8835)       
 JESSICA 53734                 4   0     86         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643        10   7  1  83         LOST IN FONZLATION (8006) 
-JOHN MCKINNEY 48893           7   2     80         MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226)  
 ALL FOUR WON 10700            5   8  1  79         THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)   
 ANGELIC DEMON 35114          10   8     78         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
 DARK HORSE 35085              6   6     78         AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   
 DIRTY DOG 5294                8   2     76         SUPERIOR HORDE 961M (715) 
 RESOLUTION 10081              7   5     76         THE WILLBURYS F (1491)    
 JERIRETRAM 21820              9   3     71         WAY OF THE BLADE X  (3453)
 TRIPWIRE 10345                7   8     71         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        11   5  1  69         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 BANSAY 22426                 10   5  1  69         WAY OF THE BLADE W4 (3567)
-YERELD 21533                  8   1     68         WAY OF THE BLADE L2 (3397)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHO 53252                     5   3     66         TELS (8985)               
-LAKES 22204                   9   7     65         WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
-DEATH KNIGHT 42812            8   7     62         MONSTER MASH-D (7161)     
 HONALE 21585                  7   3     62         WAY OF STEEL K4 (3408)    
-SERGEANT 27 55428            11  14     61         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 SWEATING 46878                8   8     61         SYMPTOMS (7868)           
 POLDAN 22531                  6  10     61         WAY OF THE BLADE Q3 (3588)
 LENHART 56037                12   7  1  60         THE CREW (9437)           
 SORA 50103                    8   3     60         MCPANTS (8425)            
 AUGHURN 22624                 9   9  1  59         WAY OF THE BLADE R0 (3606)
 CAEYR 35585                   4   1     59         WOTB A23 (5863)           
 CAREW 19019                   8   7     57         WAY OF THE BLADE A5 (2934)
 LOGAN 56039                   6  13     57         CATS (9438)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH 46869                    8   6     56         ALLERGY (7866)            
 ANGASH 21489                  9   2     50         WAY OF THE BLADE M1 (3388)
-GRUNT 49 48855                3   0     48         MEDAL OF HONOR C4 (8218)  
 AGON 35118                    5   6     47         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-TANSHY 35477                  4   3     47         WOTB A91 (5841)           
 PARKER 46908                  5   7     46         RENS (7873)               
-KNOB 53256                    4   1     46         OPEN (8986)               
 CHERRY 56032                  5  14     45         STRIPPERS (9436)          
-NUPOLMAR 35707                3   1     44         WOTB A54 (5888)           
 CROSS 50426                   2   6  1  43         RENS (7873)               
 SAMI 56043                    7  12     41         CATS (9438)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAI TAI 46896                 6   6     40         DRINKS! (7871)            
 SLIVER 35120                  3   1     40         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-PURPLE HEART 19461            1   1     40         INQUISITION 0304 (3012)   
-ISSTAI 35856                  5   6     39         WOTB A21 (5917)           
 SONY 50111                    3   8     39         BRANDS (8427)             
 ICHIGO 50105                  3   5     39         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 EAST 53804                    3   3     38         DIRECTION (9087)          
-SOLDIER 32 55357              5   7  1  37         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
-KRALYC 36134                  4   0     37         WOTB A72 (5860)           
 NALAMN 35907                  3   6     37         WOTB A11 (5927)           
 XXXX 50116                    3   5     36         EX'S (8428)               
 PEANUTS 46871                 3   6     36         ALLERGY (7866)            
 TARAN 35113                   9   4  1  35         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-ARROW 53794                   3   1     35         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-JAMES MILLS 55323             7  13     34         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         7   5     34         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUCH WISDOM 54410             1   4     33         I WANT IT! (9170)         
 CATS 46868                    3   5     32         ALLERGY (7866)            
-CUTLASS 53218                 2   3     31         BLADES (8978)             
-ASH 53242                     3   2     28         TREES (8983)              
 CORUSAL 35915                 3   2     28         WOTB A09 (5929)           
-INK 46907                     2   3     28         RENS (7873)               
 MINE 53237                    3   2     26         HORN (8982)               
-ASSI 53190                    3   2     26         STANT (8973)              
-EYES 53200                    3   1     26         FACE (8975)               
-BUST 50098                    0   6     26         OUTS (8424)               

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PET DOLL 53233                3   1     23         PRACTICALS (8981)         
 HONK! 55059                   1   1     23         SHORT BUS 22 (9297)       
 BLUSH 53206                   3   2     21         PRACTICAL (8976)          
 BRIEF 53790                   3   2     21         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 DELRAK 35840                  2   2     21         WOTB 25 (5914)            
 OUCH! 35121                   0   3     19         PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (5783)  
-JOE MANN 48950                3   6  1  18         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-BULLOCKS 53209                1   3     18         NATURAL (8977)            
 ANGYLLIC 55744                2   2     14         KAOS (7662)               
 SENTINEL 53948                1   1     12         VERY SMALLISH (9116)      
-SAWED OFF 24968               1   0     11         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
 1 36856                       1   0     10         IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   
-GREEN BEANS 17406             1   0     10         SIDES (2660)              
 SENTINEL 53936                1   1      8         SMALL STUFF (9114)        
-SON OF TREMERE 35444          0   1      7         WRATH OF ONE (5835)       
 LALIA CLAYHANGER 36749        0   1      7         GREAT SMIALS (6070)       
 DEATH 50078                   0   1      1         TOO FRIENDLY (8420)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MEAT MASTER 37806       8  4 0 INQUISITION SL2 6275 BAAA MEANS NOOO 47643 299   
BLACK 50096             4  4 0 OUTS 8424            VERNON MCGARITY 55330 298   
NIOLLIR 9659            7  5 0 THE WILLBURYS C 1434 YING 53792            300   
RESERVATION 10080      11  4 0 THE WILLBURYS F 1491 ENDIU 35844           300   
RYCK 22657              9  8 2 WAY OF THE BLAD 3613 PANTERA 56042         299   
HAYOMYS 35835           8  6 0 WOTB A26 5913        CROSS 50426           298   

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18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

QUEEN devastated SMITTEN SIN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HERBERT WEST was overcome by BRONZE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
JESSICA devastated HONALE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BAAA MEANS NOOO demolished LENHART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DARK HORSE vanquished FISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WHO overpowered CAREW in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SENTINEL was defeated by DELRAK in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
STANDLEY outwaited SHAWNEE in a action packed 7 minute gory expert's Title duel.
DILLIGAF vanquished ANGELIC DEMON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOSE HAIR overpowered PANTERA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE WAD O' GAS defeated ALL FOUR WON in a 3 minute veteran's match.
MERCEDES devastated RESOLUTION in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RESERVATION was murdered by ENDIU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NIOLLIR was executed by YING in a 1 minute gory mismatched conflict.
DIRTY DOG unbelievably bested CHERRY in a action packed 4 minute master's bout.
JERIRETRAM overpowered CROSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BANSAY overpowered SAMI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TRIPWIRE overpowered PARKER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SORA defeated NYRUST in a 1 minute conflict.
SWEATING bested SLIVER in a popular 2 minute contest.
ANGASH overpowered CATS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EAST was overpowered by POLDAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
AUGHURN devastated AGON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
XXXX was overpowered by YOUDTUR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SONY was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute expert vs. novice upset fight.
CAEYR vanquished ICHIGO in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
PEANUTS was overpowered by LOGAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NALAMN handily defeated ANGYLLIC in a popular 4 minute one-sided duel.
TARAN defeated BRIEF in a 1 minute duel.
CORUSAL handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a tiresome 6 minute one-sided fight.
MINE savagely defeated OUCH! in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
HONK! savagely defeated BLUSH in a exciting 6 minute bloody fray.
SENTINEL viciously subdued LALIA CLAYHANGER in a exciting 6 minute amateur's fight.
1 devastated DEATH in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         STRIKING ATTACK  128 -  63 - 10      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  40 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  19 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         AIMED BLOW        71 -  59 -  4      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK   103 - 111 -  5      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |

Turn 300 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 10         6  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 10         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      STANDLEY 10712             17   1  0  182 THE WILLBURYS 34 (1574)
WALL OF STEEL    DILLIGAF 10340             11   7  0  106 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)
STRIKING ATTACK  ENDIU -29692                7   2  1  105 WOTB A24 (5915)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRONZE -18671              12  10  1   98 METAL (7865)
AIMED BLOW       BAAA MEANS NOOO -17893     10   7  1   83 LOST IN FONZLATION (8006)
SLASHING ATTACK  BANSAY 22426               10   5  1   69 WAY OF THE BLADE W4 (3567)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHAWNEE -9507.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHAWNEE -9507.  The ten other most popular fighters were HONK! -10477, CHERRY 
-9504, SONY -15425, ANGYLLIC -9792, SENTINEL -11588, MINE -12299, SWEATING -18658, 
ALL FOUR WON 10700, STANDLEY 10712, and JERIRETRAM 21820.

The least popular fighter this week was CORUSAL -29621.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LALIA CLAYHANGER -28787, DEATH -15458, OUCH! -30415, BRIEF -11746, 
PEANUTS -18665, EAST -11732, CATS -18668, NYRUST -30027, PARKER -18628, and CROSS 
-15110.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STANDLEY (82-10712) THE WILLBURYS 34