DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2011    Duedate: 08/26/2011

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 310

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RUN LIKE HELL
ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
(82-52904) [4-1-0,88]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COSTA RICA                     RUN LIKE HELL
MORE PLACES (5777)             ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
(82-35078) [8-15-1,80]         (82-52904) [4-1-0,88]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SAMI                           FALADOR
CATS (9438)                    PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
(82-56043) [10-19-0,65]        (82-45404) [1-3-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STRIPPERS (9436)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)         29 
2. SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306)     24    AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)
3. PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)       23    Unchartered Team
4. ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)       11 
5. ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)         11    ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    6   0  0 100.   1/ 1 STRIPPERS (9436)          6  2 0
 2/ 4*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)      4   0  0 100.   2/ 7*SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306) 2  0 1
 3/13*SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306)  4   1  1 80.0   3/ 9*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     2  0 0
 4/14*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)      4   1  0 80.0   4/36*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  2  0 0
 5/15*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)    4   1  0 80.0   5/17*STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  2  0 0
 6/12*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     7   2  0 77.8   6/18*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  2  0 0
 7/17*STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)   6   2  0 75.0   7/21*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   2  0 0
 8/18*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)   3   1  0 75.0   8/ 4*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   2  0 0
 9/24*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      4   2  0 66.7   9/22*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     2  0 0
10/21 AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   13   9  0 59.1  10/25*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     2  0 0
11-27*DIRECTION (9087)           4   3  0 57.1  11-12*G FORCE 4 (9080)          1  0 0
12/28 STRIPPERS (9436)          58  49  4 54.2  12-13*DIRECTION (9087)          1  0 0
13-33*G FORCE 4 (9080)           1   1  0 50.0  13-20 OUTS (8424)               1  0 0
14-36 KAOS IV (9344)            11  12  0 47.8  14-37 FIGHTING WITH (7969)      1  0 0
15/38 MORE PLACES (5777)        42  55  2 43.3  15/ 3*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  1  1 0
16/46*STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)   3   4  0 42.9  16/38*ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    1  1 0
17/39 CATS (9438)               39  54  2 41.9  17/29 MORE PLACES (5777)        1  1 0
18/32*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)   2   3  0 40.0  18/ 5 AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-43 ALLERGY (7866)            19  30  0 38.8  19/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   1  3 1
20/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)    6  10  1 37.5  20/40 CATS (9438)               1  5 0
21-45 OUTS (8424)                5  10  0 33.3  21/47*ROOKIE MAIDEN 10 (7286)   0  2 0
22-47*SMALL STUFF (9114)         1   2  0 33.3  22-44*SMALL STUFF (9114)        0  1 0
23-50 FIGHTING WITH (7969)       7  17  0 29.2  23-35 KAOS IV (9344)            0  1 0
24/52*ROOKIE MAIDEN 10 (7286)    0   2  0  0.0  24-42 ALLERGY (7866)            0  1 0
25-51*SEINFELDISM (5539)         0   2  0  0.0  25-43*SEINFELDISM (5539)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for STONED ROOKIES 
47 tonight, to honor their rise to 4th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as STONED 
ROOKIES 50's 3-4-0 has earned them 5th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  STONED ROOKIES 62 has turned a 1-0-0 into 6th place 
from 18th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who 
tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as ROOKIE MAIDEN 34's 4-1-0 has earned them 7th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
ROOKIE CULT 31 tonight, to honor their rise to 9th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as 
ROOKIE CULT 30's 4-0-0 has earned them 10th place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but 
it pours for STONED ROOKIES 38 this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 12 flight drop in the 
team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 has turned a 1-0-0 into 16th place from 
38th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks 
for MORE PLACES tonight, to honor their rise to 17th after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  
Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to AGAINST ALL ODDS for their 
drop to 18th from 5th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as CATS' 39-54-2 has earned them 20th 
place in the ranks.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for 
ROOKIE MAIDEN 10 tonight, to honor their rise to 21st after this turns 0-1-0.  Hmmm.  
And let's see, RUN LIKE HELL fought DARK HORSE and gained 29 points and contributed 
to ROOKIE PINK 13's 1-0-0.  DARK HORSE has lost to RUN LIKE HELL, falling 22 points, 
while helping make AGAINST ALL ODDS a 0-1-0 turn.  Defending hers title for another 
turn, SHAWNEE kept MORE PLACES' warrior, COSTA RICA, from claiming the throne.  Can 
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do 
dishes at The Dripping Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  AGAINST ALL ODDS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were DWES EG's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And guess who avoided AGAINST ALL ODDS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
MORE PLACES.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUN LIKE HELL 52904           4   1     88         ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OOPS SWEATER 56109           11  26     87         011808B (9319)            
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591            6   0     85         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
-HEART CONDITION 47420         7  10     81         FIGHTING WITH (7969)      
 COSTA RICA 35078              8  15  1  80         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 RUNNING FREE 43432            7   2     79         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE 46605               6   2     74         STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  
 DARK HORSE 35085             13   9     68         AGAINST ALL ODDS (5778)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMI 56043                   10  19     65         CATS (9438)               
 CHERRY 56032                 11  18     63         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 COHR 32167                    4   1  1  61         SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306) 
 LOGAN 56039                   9  20     59         CATS (9438)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOST OF ANGELS 40628          4   2     54         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
-BUST 50098                    1   6     52         OUTS (8424)               
-PEANUTS 46871                 5  10     51         ALLERGY (7866)            
 THE RIVER 40619               4   0     51         ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     
-EAST 53804                    4   3     49         DIRECTION (9087)          
 RUN SILENT 43586              4   1     45         ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   
 I GET AROUND 46617            3   4     37         STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  
 MIXED EMOTIONS 46678          2   0     36         STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OFF MY CLOUD 46557            2   3     31         STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  
 ENTRANA 45405                 2   1  1  28         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 FALADOR 45404                 1   3     28         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 RELLEKA 45406                 1   3     24         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TONY MANDRICH 53769           1   1      9         G FORCE 4 (9080)          
-JERRY 33506                   0   2      6         SEINFELDISM (5539)        
 HALLOWED HETHY 43467          0   2      2         ROOKIE MAIDEN 10 (7286)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      ENTRANA 45405         310  NONE
AL KHARID 45407         0  2 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 STONE GOLEM           310  NONE
SENTINEL 53936          1  2 0 SMALL STUFF 9114     COHR 32167            309   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AL KHARID was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHAWNEE subdued COSTA RICA in a popular 1 minute veteran's melee.
DARK HORSE was vanquished by RUN LIKE HELL in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
RUNNING FREE defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HOOKS IN YOU devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
SAMI was devastated by COHR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LOGAN was handily defeated by HURRICANE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHERRY vanquished OFF MY CLOUD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE RIVER vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUN SILENT vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOST OF ANGELS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
I GET AROUND overpowered RELLEKA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIXED EMOTIONS viciously subdued FALADOR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal conflict.
ENTRANA savagely slew OSKSI NOBLE in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
HALLOWED HETHY was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   0 -  2     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  28 -  5      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    56 -  43 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  19 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        34 -  37 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  1      33  |

Turn 310 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       RUN LIKE HELL -12632        4   1  0   88 ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOOKS IN YOU -21945         6   0  0   85 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
LUNGING ATTACK   HURRICANE -18931            6   2  0   74 STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)
STRIKING ATTACK  COHR 32167                  4   1  1   61 SIGMA CONGLOMERATE (5306)
TOTAL PARRY      HOST OF ANGELS -24908       4   2  0   54 ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAMI -9493.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
FALADOR -20132.  The ten other most popular fighters were AL KHARID -20129, MIXED 
EMOTIONS -18858, ENTRANA -20131, RUNNING FREE -22104, HALLOWED HETHY -22069, HOOKS IN 
YOU -21945, CHERRY -9504, RUN LIKE HELL -12632, HURRICANE -18931, and THE RIVER 
-24917.

The least popular fighter this week was RELLEKA -20130.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OFF MY CLOUD -18979, LOGAN -9497, SAMI -9493, DARK HORSE -30451, I GET 
AROUND -18919, COHR 32167, COSTA RICA -30458, HOST OF ANGELS -24908, RUN SILENT 
-21950, and THE RIVER -24917.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHAWNEE (82--9507) STRIPPERS

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.