DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/17/2011 Duedate: 12/30/2011
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 319
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TARTAR SAUCE!
PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (5099)
(82-31031) [12-7-1,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TARTAR SAUCE! RUN LIKE HELL
PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (5099) ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
(82-31031) [12-7-1,125] (82-52904) [5-3-0,86]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PERCY QUIN 24 HOOKS IN YOU
ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813) ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
(82-29478) [15-36-0,101] (82-43591) [8-1-0,79]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CATS (9438)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AN ARCANE SEA (5086) 35
2. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971) 33 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
3. TALONS TV'S (4499) 31 Unchartered Team
4. CATS (9438) 24
5. SKATE DRAGONS (917) 24 ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474) 15 0 0 100. 1/ 1 CATS (9438) 5 1 0
2/ 2*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780) 7 0 0 100. 2/ 7 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453) 5 5 1
3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239) 5 0 1 100. 3/ 2 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875) 5 7 0
4/ 3*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799) 5 0 0 100. 4/ 6 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972) 4 2 0
5/ 0*DRUNK AS A ... (6281) 1 0 1 100. 5/15*PSU RADIO (5441) 4 3 1
6- 7*THE BROWN NOTE (2279) 1 0 0 100. 6/ 3*WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 4 3 0
7/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 11 1 1 91.7 7/ 0*AN ARCANE SEA (5086) 3 0 0
8/ 1*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311) 8 1 0 88.9 8/45*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035) 3 2 0
9/ 8*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310) 7 1 0 87.5 9/ 4 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979) 3 3 0
10/ 0*LINEAGE 2 (5033) 5 1 1 83.3 10/ 5 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879) 3 3 0
11- 9*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264) 5 1 0 83.3 11/28*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799) 2 0 0
12-10*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090) 3 1 0 75.0 12/29 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821) 2 0 0
13/ 0*OUTTA MIND (1708) 6 3 1 66.7 13/33*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310) 2 0 0
14/ 0*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 4 2 0 66.7 14- 9*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090) 2 0 0
15/31*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054) 2 1 0 66.7 15/37*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780) 2 0 0
16/ 0*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697) 2 1 0 66.7 16/39 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 2 0 0
17/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 11 6 1 64.7 17/42*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754) 2 1 0
18-13 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605) 11 6 0 64.7 18-11*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-14*NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819) 7 4 0 63.6 19-16*NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819) 2 1 0
20/18 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 12 7 1 63.2 20/ 0*TALONS TV'S (4499) 2 1 0
21/11*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917) 5 3 0 62.5 21/10 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813) 2 1 0
22-16*MOTHERSHIP (6052) 5 3 0 62.5 22/ 8 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971) 2 3 0
23-17*ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 8 5 0 61.5 23/43*BLACKENED (6523) 2 4 1
24/ 0*TALONS TV'S (4499) 6 4 1 60.0 24/14*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 2 4 0
25-19*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963) 4 3 1 57.1 25/51 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) 2 4 0
26/12*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833) 4 3 0 57.1 26/52 SKATE DRAGONS (917) 2 5 0
27-20*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417) 4 3 0 57.1 27/13 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973) 2 6 0
28/24*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754) 9 7 1 56.2 28/50*COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 2 6 0
29/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 5 4 0 55.6 29/ 0*DRUNK AS A ... (6281) 1 0 1
30/15*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781) 5 4 0 55.6 30/ 0*LIFE IS GOOD! (5475) 1 0 1
31/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 7 6 0 53.8 31/ 0*OUTTA MIND (1708) 1 0 1
32/26 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377) 7 6 0 53.8 32-26*LITTLE THINGS (9115) 1 0 0
33/25 STRIPPERS (9436) 61 55 4 52.6 33-22*RETRIBUTION II (9025) 1 0 0
34/23 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879) 22 20 1 52.4 34-24*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039) 1 0 0
35/21 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785) 5 5 1 50.0 35-27*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121) 1 0 0
36/36 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821) 5 5 0 50.0 36/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1 0 0
37/44*PSU RADIO (5441) 4 4 1 50.0 37/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 1 0 0
38/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223) 1 1 1 50.0 38/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 1 0 0
39/ 0*LIFE IS GOOD! (5475) 1 1 1 50.0 39/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237) 1 0 0
40/ 6*BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 1 1 0 50.0 40/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239) 1 0 0
41-30*LITTLE THINGS (9115) 1 1 0 50.0 41-31 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682) 1 0 0
42/27*COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 6 7 0 46.2 42-32*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264) 1 0 0
43/34 CATS (9438) 51 60 2 45.9 43-35 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605) 1 0 0
44/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 10 12 0 45.5 44-36*MOTHERSHIP (6052) 1 0 0
45/22*WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 5 6 0 45.5 45/ 0*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1 0 0
46/29*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 4 5 0 44.4 46/ 0 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474) 1 0 0
47-38*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 4 5 0 44.4 47-40*INQUISITION PHL030 (3305) 1 0 0
48/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660) 4 5 0 44.4 48-41*THE BROWN NOTE (2279) 1 0 0
49/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 6 8 1 42.9 49/ 0 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1 0 0
50/62*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035) 3 4 0 42.9 50/17*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223) 1 1 1
51/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 11 15 0 42.3 51/19*SILVER KNIGHTS 7 (8758) 1 1 0
52/39 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875) 139 199 16 41.1 52/21*BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 1 1 0
53/42 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971) 10 15 1 40.0 53/18*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753) 1 1 0
54/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237) 4 6 1 40.0 54/23*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036) 1 1 0
55/37 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 4 6 0 40.0 55/25*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040) 1 1 0
56-40*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986) 2 3 0 40.0 56/30*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833) 1 1 0
57/ 0*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654) 2 3 0 40.0 57/57 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974) 1 1 0
58/41 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042) 21 32 0 39.6 58/34*ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311) 1 1 0
59/35 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973) 13 20 0 39.4 59/65*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054) 1 1 0
60/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 8 13 0 38.1 60/38*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781) 1 1 0
61/60 SKATE DRAGONS (917) 5 10 0 33.3 61/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539) 1 1 0
62-43*RETRIBUTION II (9025) 4 8 0 33.3 62-12*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417) 1 1 0
63/45*BLACKENED (6523) 2 4 1 33.3 63/46 STRIPPERS (9436) 1 2 0
64-58*SMALL STUFF (9114) 1 2 0 33.3 64/58 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377) 1 2 0
65-47*FLOYD IS FUNKY! (5858) 1 2 0 33.3 65-47*ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 1 2 0
66/ 0*CANDY LAND (1418) 1 2 0 33.3 66-49*FLOYD IS FUNKY! (5858) 1 2 0
67/ 0*AN ARCANE SEA (5086) 4 9 0 30.8 67/ 0*CANDY LAND (1418) 1 2 0
68/51*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633) 8 19 1 29.6 68/53*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633) 1 7 0
69/52 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813) 15 36 0 29.4 69/54*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038) 0 5 0
70/49*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753) 5 12 1 29.4 70/56*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474) 0 3 0
71/53 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453) 15 39 1 27.8 71/60*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917) 0 2 0
72-54*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 6 17 0 26.1 72/64 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785) 0 2 0
73/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 6 (8757) 4 12 0 25.0 73/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681) 0 2 0
74-56*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121) 1 3 0 25.0 74/67 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 0 2 0
75/ 0*SILENT SCREAMS (5339) 1 3 0 25.0 75/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 0 1 0
76/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539) 1 3 0 25.0 76-61*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963) 0 1 0
77/55 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979) 9 28 0 24.3 77/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 6 (8757) 0 1 0
78/61 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972) 8 28 0 22.2 78-59*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625) 0 1 0
79/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681) 7 25 1 21.9 79/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368) 0 1 0
80/59*SILVER KNIGHTS 7 (8758) 3 11 0 21.4 80- 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037) 0 1 0
81-64*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039) 1 4 0 20.0 81/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82/57*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040) 1 4 0 20.0 82/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 0 1 0
83-65 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682) 7 29 0 19.4 83/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832) 0 1 0
84/66 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974) 7 33 1 17.5 84/ 0*SILENT SCREAMS (5339) 0 1 0
85/63*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036) 1 5 0 16.7 85/ 0*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697) 0 1 0
86-67*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625) 1 8 0 11.1 86/ 0*LINEAGE 2 (5033) 0 1 0
87/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832) 3 55 0 5.2 87-70*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986) 0 1 0
88/68*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038) 0 8 0 0.0 88- 0*CRIMSON RAGE (974) 0 1 0
89/69*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474) 0 7 0 0.0 89/ 0*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654) 0 1 0
90- 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037) 0 5 0 0.0 90/ 0*WORLDSPAN 6 (1660) 0 1 0
91- 0*CRIMSON RAGE (974) 0 1 0 0.0 91-63*SMALL STUFF (9114) 0 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DWES EG, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond,
GOLDNE KNIGHTS F blew up the rankings to 37! Managers were muttering after STONED
ROOKIES 28 showed DWES EG what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 17. Perhaps it is
STONED ROOKIES 50 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 29th to 12th
last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet
pond, ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 blew up the rankings to 20! Managers were muttering after
ROOKIE CULT 30 showed DWES EG what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 22. Like a
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH blew up the rankings
to 23! Perhaps it is SILVER KNIGHTS 3 members' intannibility that enabled them to
move from 42nd to 17th last week... (Less time in the sun...) The boys at
ATTACKO/TCLONES05 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after
suffering a 11 drop last week. Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark
Arena is GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11, after suffering a 14 drop in ranking. Like a chunk of
francium heaved into a wet pond, BLACKENED blew up the rankings to 20! Managers were
muttering after NOTHING BUT DIP showed DWES EG what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up
by 26. Perhaps it is SKATE DRAGONS members' intannibility that enabled them to move
from 52nd to 26th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable
disease has swept the stable of GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7. Note their drop in the rankings
from 13th to 27th. Watch out!!! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond,
COLLEGE RADIO 3 blew up the rankings to 22! Thinking about sending their team
manager to the Dark Arena is MEDAL OF HONOR C9, after suffering a 33 drop in ranking.
The boys at SILVER KNIGHTS 7 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love,
after suffering a 32 drop last week. Thinking about sending their team manager to
the Dark Arena is BAD INTENTIONS, after suffering a 31 drop in ranking. Rumor has it
an incurable disease has swept the stable of SILVER KNIGHTS 2. Note their drop in
the rankings from 18th to 53rd. Watch out!!! The boys at GOLDEN KNIGHTS B aren't
the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 31 drop last week.
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is GOLDEN KNIGHTS A,
after suffering a 30 drop in ranking. The boys at STONED ROOKIES 62 aren't the
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 26 drop last week.
Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of ROOKIE MAIDEN 35. Note
their drop in the rankings from 34th to 58th. Watch out!!! Thinking about sending
their team manager to the Dark Arena is ROOKIE CULT 31, after suffering a 22 drop in
ranking. The boys at STRIPPERS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love,
after suffering a 17 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the
stable of PLACES 2C URBANE. Note their drop in the rankings from 53rd to 68th.
Watch out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is GOLDNE
KNIGHTS D, after suffering a 15 drop in ranking. The boys at GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 14 drop last
week. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 had cause to celebrate, after CLEAR got 33 points by beating
MOTHER EARTH. BEARDED KELTIR certainly had a baffled expression on its face, after
losing to LELLOW YEDBETTER and losing 17 points in the process! SAMI successfully
staved off a grab for the roses by PERCY QUIN 24 of ATTACKO/TCLONES05. Does DWES EG
have no one talented enough to dethrone her? So who's the team that's been walking
into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of ROOKIE PINK 13, alone and unchallenged. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of ATTACKO/TCLONES05, so did that sorry
team shy from ROOKIE PINK 13 Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities?
Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, TARTAR SAUCE! is the most challenged warrior.
Mismatched by 9 points, BEAST OF BURDEN was beat by TARTAR SAUCE!. Is this really
worth noting? I thought TARTAR SAUCE! showed great skill and promise when it
defeated BEAST OF BURDEN. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Hey GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10! Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to
why SOCCER has been sent to the Dark Arena? 2-0-0 isn't so shabby! A moment of
silence for RELLEKA, who died an untimely death at the hands of CORREY. In the
spirit of revenge, we call upon PLACES 2C URBANE to act! Oh hard! that to strike a
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. DWES EG, I leave
you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Welcome Wench. 'Til next
time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARTAR SAUCE! 31031 12 7 1 125 PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOSE HAIR 5344 11 1 1 123 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
LOGAN 56039 15 23 110 CATS (9438)
KANGAROO JACKIE 27522 15 0 109 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
BEAST OF BURDEN 46432 5 5 1 105 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)
PERCY QUIN 24 29478 15 36 101 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)
CHILI CHEESE 19622 11 10 98 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321 11 5 90 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
CHERRY 56032 14 24 86 STRIPPERS (9436)
RUN LIKE HELL 52904 5 3 86 ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
HOOKS IN YOU 43591 8 1 79 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
BLAST 47441 8 4 75 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)
-SPACE GHOST 45254 8 4 74 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)
RUN SILENT 43586 7 1 70 ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)
THE RIVER 40619 7 0 68 ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)
I GET AROUND 46617 5 5 67 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUCKABLE BINKY 43937 7 6 66 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)
SERGEANT 27 55428 11 15 62 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)
VERNON MCGARITY 55330 11 6 1 60 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)
-ONESIMUS 43355 5 1 60 LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)
-NOBODY HOME 53135 2 2 60 ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)
CORREY 11756 6 3 1 59 OUTTA MIND (1708)
GRUNT 90 48961 5 0 1 59 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)
GIZZARD 32997 5 2 59 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRONTSIDE GRIND 6546 3 3 56 SKATE DRAGONS (917)
LELLOW YEDBETTER 27676 3 0 56 TALONS TV'S (4499)
-WEEN 24322 6 4 1 53 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
-BLUE ORCCHID 36659 5 3 50 MOTHERSHIP (6052)
JAMES MILLS 55323 8 13 48 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)
WAKE FOREST 54796 5 4 48 SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
WILDCAT 33116 4 6 48 ARIZONA'S FINEST #5 (5464)
EMERALD TWIST 37689 3 2 48 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
KELSEY 11423 4 5 47 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)
UNHOLY TERROR 32296 4 2 46 BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
SOLDIER 32 55357 6 7 1 45 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIDNIGHT RAMBLER 46504 5 0 42 STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)
-VEXATION 27213 4 3 42 BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)
DAGAN 44733 4 5 42 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)
HOST OF ANGELS 40628 5 4 41 ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)
ENTRANA 45405 3 3 1 41 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
-WITH FRIENDS 36855 2 1 41 IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)
-TOY HORSEY 45013 5 3 40 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-SENTINEL 53941 1 1 40 LITTLE THINGS (9115)
MIXED EMOTIONS 46678 3 2 39 STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)
-RUNE ESSENCE 45012 3 1 38 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-JESTER 43056 4 4 36 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)
CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789 7 6 35 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)
BEARDED KELTIR 30685 5 1 1 35 LINEAGE 2 (5033)
-TEMPE TC! 46708 3 0 34 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POONINEY VEGINIE 35325 5 1 33 NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819)
FALADOR 45404 2 5 33 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
GREAT SPITE 29540 2 1 33 TALONS TV'S (4499)
CLEAR 48980 1 0 33 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)
COUNT ORLOK 32333 1 3 30 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)
DARK CIRCLE 28828 2 1 29 THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)
-MITHRIL 45401 2 3 28 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)
CRUISER ION 32979 2 1 28 PSU RADIO (5441)
GODSLAYER 53475 1 1 28 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
-COAL 45399 1 6 27 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)
FLOYD > FLOUNDER 30954 2 2 26 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)
OJOM 11396 2 3 25 WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)
-DAEYA 53493 2 2 24 RETRIBUTION II (9025)
-QUADZILLA 24967 1 3 24 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOLD 45398 1 3 23 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)
FALCON 32980 2 0 1 22 PSU RADIO (5441)
JERRY 33506 1 3 22 SEINFELDISM (5539)
JOE MANN 48950 4 6 1 21 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)
THE BRAVERY 36666 2 1 21 COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)
PROSPERITY 33174 1 1 1 21 LIFE IS GOOD! (5475)
-POPPET 21036 1 0 21 INQUISITION PHL0303 (3305)
-POP 15196 1 0 20 THE BROWN NOTE (2279)
OLD FLAME 56144 2 1 19 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
GRUNT 60 48881 1 1 1 19 MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)
SLOSHER 37841 1 0 1 18 DRUNK AS A ... (6281)
PERFECT STORM 32838 1 0 16 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)
JAPAN AIR 6545 2 3 15 SKATE DRAGONS (917)
TUG BOAT TALON 32694 1 0 12 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)
GOSSTOPPER 9520 1 0 12 CANDY LAND (1418)
-FUNKMASTER FLOYD 35558 1 0 10 FLOYD IS FUNKY! (5858)
MOTHER EARTH 39232 1 1 1 9 BLACKENED (6523)
STRANGELOVE 32996 1 1 8 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
SPARK 52292 1 1 8 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)
FOSTER THE PEOPLE 56176 2 1 7 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
-CRACKLE 56129 1 3 6 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
-RUBY ANGEL 37690 1 0 6 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
SMOLDERING DECAY 39229 0 2 6 BLACKENED (6523)
THE ONSPRING 27677 1 1 1 5 TALONS TV'S (4499)
BLOW TORCH 51972 0 3 3 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)
YEAH YEAH YEAH 32998 0 2 2 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-ONE 6832 0 1 1 CRIMSON RAGE (974)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POP ROCK 9523 0 1 0 CANDY LAND 1418 BANDIT PRINCE 319 NONE
TOOTSIE POP 9521 0 1 0 CANDY LAND 1418 WURM KIN 319 NONE
STINGER 32995 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 GRUNT 60 48881 318
SOCCER 53187 2 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7972 DARK CHAMPION 319 NONE
OBAMA 53186 1 2 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7979 DARK CHAMPION 319 NONE
GORN 56170 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8474 WURM KIN 319 NONE
LONGER 56163 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7453 ARENAMASTER 319 NONE
REDUNDANT 56172 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7453 SHEWISH GIANT 319 NONE
PUNCH DAGGER 56150 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7973 HIGH ELF 319 NONE
SNAP 52296 1 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7973 PROSPERITY 33174 319
ADEPT 56166 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7681 SPYMASTER 319 NONE
FALSE 56171 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7681 BANDIT PRINCE 319 NONE
GOOD4IT 56181 0 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9040 BLACK ORC 319 NONE
SKIRT 53543 1 1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9036 FALCON 32980 319
MARFLY 56128 2 1 0 KCR COLLEGE RAD 3879 KID SENSATION 35344 316
6 FEET UNDER 56197 0 1 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 STONE GOLEM 319 NONE
RELLEKA 45406 1 6 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 CORREY 11756 319
PHARMA 56168 0 1 0 SILVER KNIGHTS 8757 WURM KIN 319 NONE
TILEX 52718 1 1 0 SILVER KNIGHTS 8758 SLOSHER 37841 319
PEARL DROP 37687 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 6252 MOTHER EARTH 39232 318
DOW 15000 56190 0 1 0 WISH LIST 2007 7839 BANDIT PRINCE 319 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OBAMA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SOCCER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DOW 15000 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PHARMA was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GOOD4IT was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
FALSE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
POP ROCK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
TOOTSIE POP was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
GORN was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
6 FEET UNDER was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PUNCH DAGGER was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LONGER was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ADEPT was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
REDUNDANT was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
EMERALD TWIST was overpowered by RUN SILENT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TARTAR SAUCE! overpowered BEAST OF BURDEN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SAMI viciously subdued PERCY QUIN 24 in a exciting 3 minute brutal master's conflict.
HOOKS IN YOU was unbelievably bested by TENNIS in a 4 minute master's bout.
KANGAROO JACKIE vanquished BLAST in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS was handily defeated by LOGAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHILI CHEESE devastated WASHINGTON in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
NOSE HAIR overpowered RUN LIKE HELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VERNON MCGARITY was overpowered by CHERRY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SERGEANT 27 was devastated by SUCKABLE BINKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
I GET AROUND viciously subdued PEACE in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
THE RIVER vanquished CLETO RODRIQUEZ in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FALADOR was overpowered by WAKE FOREST in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
JAMES MILLS savagely defeated MIXED EMOTIONS in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
DAGAN was defeated by GIZZARD in a action packed 1 minute match.
BEARDED KELTIR was overpowered by LELLOW YEDBETTER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
GRUNT 90 handily defeated KELSEY in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
CORREY executed RELLEKA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOST OF ANGELS was vanquished by FRONTSIDE GRIND in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WILDCAT was subdued by UNHOLY TERROR in a popular 1 minute fight.
SOLDIER 32 overpowered GODSLAYER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIDNIGHT RAMBLER handily defeated OLD FLAME in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OJOM lost to GREAT SPITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
ENTRANA demolished DARK CIRCLE in a 3 minute brutal mismatched match.
COUNT ORLOK was handily defeated by PROSPERITY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE ONE handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FRIAR overpowered GRUNT 60 in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
CZAR was unbelievably bested by FLOYD > FLOUNDER in a 2 minute bloody match.
JAPAN AIR viciously subdued RELIGION in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
MARY vanquished STRANGELOVE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE BRAVERY savagely defeated EMPEROR in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
JERRY handily defeated FAITH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOREDOM overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a unpopular 6 minute uneven competition.
CRUISER ION demolished SPARK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOE MANN subdued BLOW TORCH in a 2 minute gory expert vs. novice fight.
FOSTER THE PEOPLE was overcome by NINJA in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
MOTHER EARTH was vanquished by CLEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SMOLDERING DECAY was overpowered by PIRATE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SNAP was executed by PROSPERITY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BISHOP was handily defeated by PERFECT STORM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TILEX was murdered by SLOSHER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TERRY was defeated by EVOLUTION'S END in a 1 minute brutal brawl.
YEAH YEAH YEAH was demolished by TUG BOAT TALON in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
FALCON executed SKIRT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
THE ONSPRING was bested by GOSSTOPPER in a 3 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 21 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 AIMED BLOW 42 - 36 - 2 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 56 - 4 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 66 - 2 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 22 - 0 19 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 59 - 0 0 |
Turn 319 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 9 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 14 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK TARTAR SAUCE! 31031 12 7 1 125 PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH (5099)
STRIKING ATTACK KANGAROO JACKIE 27522 15 0 0 109 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)
AIMED BLOW CHILI CHEESE 19622 11 10 0 98 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)
LUNGING ATTACK DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321 11 5 0 90 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
PARRY-LUNGE HOOKS IN YOU -21945 8 1 0 79 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
TOTAL PARRY RUN SILENT -21950 7 1 0 70 ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MIDNIGHT RAMBLER -19032 5 0 0 42 STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PERCY QUIN 24 29478. The most popular warrior this
turn was HOOKS IN YOU -21945. The ten other most popular fighters were PERCY QUIN 24
29478, JAMES MILLS -10213, JAPAN AIR 6545, RELIGION -11981, THE BRAVERY -28870, JOE
MANN -16586, NINJA -11996, TARTAR SAUCE! 31031, I GET AROUND -18919, and WAKE FOREST
-10740.
The least popular fighter this week was BOREDOM -12815. The other ten least popular
fighters were SKIRT -11993, YEAH YEAH YEAH -32538, TERRY -12811, TILEX -12818, SNAP
-13240, SPARK -13244, FAITH -11979, STRANGELOVE -32540, GRUNT 60 -16655, and OLD
FLAME -9392.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SAMI (82--9493) CATS
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CIRBANE (3-3841) SORCERY COVENANT (52)
MADE A COMBO (62-3896) WON AT POOL (401)
TAKANOHANA (77-2569) SUMO BASHO (369)
PAIN PART 1 (82-11616) LUROCIANS XIV (1687)
1101 (82-17779) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
PUD 135 (82-22036) PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)
AMISTUM (82-26415) LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (4268)
MORE COWBELL! (82-29315) BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)
SILVER (82-30503) SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 (5001)
HYPERMUX (82-32647) 121604Q (5387)
BOND, JAMES BOND (82-36725) A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)
R'AKA (82-37859) THE DREADLANDS (6285)
PRISONER 007 (82-41051) DUNGEON CELL (6855)
SPARKLY (82-41405) 012006E (6911)
SEATTLE SLEW (82-41468) SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)
CATHARI (82-42267) 4604 SUPERIOR FORCES (7065)
COFFEE GROUNDS (82-45801) ABSTRACTION (7691)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes