DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/31/2011    Duedate: 01/13/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 320

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOSE HAIR
SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
(82-5344) [12-1-1,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOSE HAIR                      BOB
SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)      THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)
(82-5344) [12-1-1,130]         (82-28812) [7-1-2,90]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CHERRY                         DARK CIRCLE
STRIPPERS (9436)               THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)
(82-56032) [15-24-0,92]        (82-28828) [2-2-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CATS (9438)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)     29 
2. COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)        22 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
3. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       18    Unchartered Team
4. ECCENTRIC (9212)              17 
5. BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)          17    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    15   0  0 100.   1/ 1 CATS (9438)               4  1 0
 2- 2*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)      7   0  0 100.   2- 5*PSU RADIO (5441)          4  3 1
 3- 3*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   5   0  1 100.   3/28*COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    4  8 0
 4- 4*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)   5   0  0 100.   4/16 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 3  0 0
 5/ 0*MY DVDS (6283)             2   0  0 100.   5/ 6*WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     3  3 0
 6/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)   2   0  0 100.   6/ 7*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      3  4 0
 7- 5*DRUNK AS A ... (6281)      1   0  1 100.   7/ 2 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   3  5 0
 8/ 0*ECCENTRIC (9212)           1   0  0 100.   8- 8*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)   2  0 0
 9/ 0*WATCH OUT! (5503)          1   0  0 100.   9-11*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)  2  0 0
10/ 7 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 12   1  1 92.3  10-13*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   2  0 0
11/ 0*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)  7   1  2 87.5  11-15*ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     2  0 0
12- 9*ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)    7   1  0 87.5  12/49 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 2  0 0
13/ 8 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    8   2  0 80.0  13/52*BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     2  1 0
14/ 0*S IS FOR... (3759)         4   1  0 80.0  14/63 STRIPPERS (9436)          2  1 0
15-12*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)    3   1  0 75.0  15/12 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  2  1 0
16/10*LINEAGE 2 (5033)           5   2  1 71.4  16-22 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  2  1 0
17/11*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)      5   2  0 71.4  17-25 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    2  1 0
18/ 0 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     7   3  0 70.0  18/ 4 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)  2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)    9   4  0 69.2  19/ 9 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  2  3 0
20/18 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      12   6  0 66.7  20-23*BLACKENED (6523)          2  4 1
21-14*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  4   2  0 66.7  21-24*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  2  4 0
22/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    4   2  0 66.7  22- 3 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   2  5 0
23/40*BAD INTENTIONS (9022)      2   1  0 66.7  23/20*TALONS TV'S (4499)        2  5 0
24-15*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)     2   1  0 66.7  24/26 SKATE DRAGONS (917)       2 10 0
25/20 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 13   7  1 65.0  25-29*DRUNK AS A ... (6281)     1  0 1
26-17 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  11   6  1 64.7  26-30*LIFE IS GOOD! (5475)      1  0 1
27-19*NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819)  7   4  0 63.6  27/ 0*THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 1  0 1
28/ 0 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)         7   4  0 63.6  28/87*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  0 1
29-22*MOTHERSHIP (6052)          5   3  0 62.5  29-17*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)   1  0 0
30/23*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)    9   6  0 60.0  30-32*LITTLE THINGS (9115)      1  0 0
31/13 OUTTA MIND (1708)          6   4  1 60.0  31/ 0*ECCENTRIC (9212)          1  0 0
32/ 0*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        6   4  0 60.0  32-36*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1  0 0
33-25*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)      4   3  1 57.1  33-37 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
34-27*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)      4   3  0 57.1  34-38 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 1  0 0
35-28*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)    9   7  1 56.2  35-57 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)  1  0 0
36/21*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)      5   4  0 55.6  36-39 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  0 0
37-29*SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245)  5   4  0 55.6  37-40*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  0 0
38-30*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      5   4  0 55.6  38/43 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  0 0
39/35 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)   6   5  1 54.5  39-44*MOTHERSHIP (6052)         1  0 0
40-31 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   7   6  0 53.8  40-14*IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   1  0 0
41-32 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)   7   6  0 53.8  41/ 0*MY DVDS (6283)            1  0 0
42/33 STRIPPERS (9436)          62  55  4 53.0  42-19*NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819) 1  0 0
43/34 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  23  21  1 52.3  43-45*BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1  0 0
44/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   36  34  2 51.4  44/ 0*WATCH OUT! (5503)         1  0 0
45/48 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         5   5  0 50.0  45-62*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     1  0 0
46-37*PSU RADIO (5441)           4   4  1 50.0  46-46 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
47/26*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)   4   4  0 50.0  47/ 0 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   1  0 0
48/ 0*Y IS FOR ... (3933)        4   4  0 50.0  48/ 0*FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   1  0 0
49/56*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    3   3  1 50.0  49/ 0*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  1  0 0
50/57*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)        3   3  0 50.0  50/ 0*S IS FOR... (3759)        1  0 0
51/16*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)    2   2  0 50.0  51/ 0*Y IS FOR ... (3933)       1  0 0
52-38*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)   1   1  1 50.0  52/ 0*WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  0 0
53-39*LIFE IS GOOD! (5475)       1   1  1 50.0  53/ 0 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        1  0 0
54-41*LITTLE THINGS (9115)       1   1  0 50.0  54-50*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  1  1 1
55/42*COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)     8   9  0 47.1  55/31 OUTTA MIND (1708)         1  1 1
56/45*WISH LIST 2007 (7839)      6   7  0 46.2  56-64 INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  1  1 0
57/43 CATS (9438)               51  61  2 45.5  57-59*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    1  1 0
58-44 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   10  12  0 45.5  58-60*ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     1  1 0
59/36 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)   5   6  0 45.5  59-61*SEINFELDISM (5539)        1  1 0
60/55 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464)  5   6  0 45.5  60-21 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  1  1 0
61-46*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)   4   5  0 44.4  61/89*WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       1  1 0
62-49 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  6   8  1 42.9  62/90 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        1  1 0
63/24*TALONS TV'S (4499)         6   8  1 42.9  63/72 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)  1  2 0
64-50*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)    3   4  0 42.9  64/56*STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  1  2 0
65-51 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  11  15  0 42.3  65/58 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   1  2 0
66-52 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)  139 199 16 41.1  66/65*ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   1  2 0
67-53 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  10  15  1 40.0  67/74 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 1  2 0
68-54 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   4   6  1 40.0  68-67*CANDY LAND (1418)         1  2 0
69-58 NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    21  32  0 39.6  69/10 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  1  3 0
70-59 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   13  20  0 39.4  70-68*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   1  7 0
71-60 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   8  13  0 38.1  71-27 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   0  5 0
72/ 0 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     4   7  0 36.4  72/71*ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)     0  3 0
73-63*BLACKENED (6523)           2   4  1 33.3  73-69*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)   0  3 0
74-64*SMALL STUFF (9114)         1   2  0 33.3  74/ 0*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938) 0  3 0
75-66*CANDY LAND (1418)          1   2  0 33.3  75-70*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)  0  2 0
76-68*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)    8  19  1 29.6  76-73 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)   0  2 0
77-69 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  15  36  0 29.4  77/83 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  0  2 0
78-70*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753)    5  12  1 29.4  78/85*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   0  2 0
79/71 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   15  40  1 27.3  79/86*LINEAGE 2 (5033)          0  2 0
80/77 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  10  28  0 26.3  80-77*SILVER KNIGHTS 6 (8757)   0  1 0
81/61 SKATE DRAGONS (917)        5  15  0 25.0  81-51*SILVER KNIGHTS 7 (8758)   0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82-73*SILVER KNIGHTS 6 (8757)    4  12  0 25.0  82-76*ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     0  1 0
83-75*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      1   3  0 25.0  83-53*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753)   0  1 0
84-76*SEINFELDISM (5539)         1   3  0 25.0  84-54*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)   0  1 0
85/67*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)       4  13  0 23.5  85-55*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)   0  1 0
86/ 0*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      2   7  0 22.2  86/ 0*EARN (9186)               0  1 0
87/ 0*LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)  2   7  0 22.2  87-75 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  0  1 0
88-79 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681)    7  25  1 21.9  88-79 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
89/78 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)   8  29  0 21.6  89/ 0*LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     0  1 0
90-80*SILVER KNIGHTS 7 (8758)    3  11  0 21.4  90-81 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  0  1 0
91-82*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)    1   4  0 20.0  91/42*LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     0  1 0
92-84 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)   7  33  1 17.5  92-82 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   0  1 0
93-85*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)    1   5  0 16.7  93-84*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     0  1 0
94/87 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)   3  56  0  5.1  94/ 0 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    0  1 0
95-88*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)    0   8  0  0.0  95/ 0 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    0  1 0
96-89*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)   0   7  0  0.0  96/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   0  1 0
97/ 0*EARN (9186)                0   1  0  0.0  97-91*SMALL STUFF (9114)        0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Managers were muttering after COLLEGE RADIO 3 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-2-0 to move up by 25.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, PATRICK'S POTTYMOUTH blew up the rankings to 12!  Perhaps it 
is SUPERIOR HORDE 333J members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 49th to 
12th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after BAD 
INTENTIONS showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 39.  Like a chunk 
of francium heaved into a wet pond, STRIPPERS blew up the rankings to 49!  Thinking 
about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10, after 
suffering a 14 drop in ranking.  Managers were muttering after EVERYBODY RUN!!! 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-1 to move up by 59.  The boys at OUTTA MIND 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 24 drop last 
week.  Perhaps it is WORLDSPAN 13 members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 89th to 61st last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, WORLDSPAN 6 blew up the rankings to 28!  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of KCR COLLEGE RADIO.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 10th to 69th.  Watch out!!!  The boys at LURCIAN6 TEM06 aren't the 
happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 49 drop last week.  THE 
WILLBURYS VIII had cause to celebrate, after BOB got 29 points by beating RUN LIKE 
HELL.  HOOKS IN YOU certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to 
SPACE GHOST and losing 12 points in the process!  Well, Duelmaster TARTAR SAUCE! 
challenged CATS' LOGAN.  Is a 12-7-1 good enough?  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by LOGAN, of CATS, who despite a 15-24-0 couldn't 
overcome DWES EG's Number 1.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is taking speech 
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Place your bets!  ONESIMUS is the long shot 
of the week:  they challenged CHERRY, up by 26.  Soopreyes, soopreyes!  ONESIMUS 
emerges from the fray 1 points the richer.  Good show, ONESIMUS!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  
Congratulations, BOB.  The manager of ROOKIE PINK 13 should have sent RUN LIKE HELL 
to the Dark Arena for having a 5-3-0 long ago.  RUN LIKE HELL of ROOKIE PINK 13 met 
the ultimate defeat at the hands of BOB of THE WILLBURYS VIII.  We wait with tainted 
breath for bloodfeud.  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs 
be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DWES EG farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOSE HAIR 5344               12   1  1 130         SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        15   0    109         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
 BEAST OF BURDEN 46432         6   5  1 108         STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)  
-PERCY QUIN 24 29478          15  36    101         ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (4813)  
-CHILI CHEESE 19622           11  10     98         NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)    
 DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321      12   5     95         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 CHERRY 56032                 15  24     92         STRIPPERS (9436)          
 LOGAN 56039                  15  24     92         CATS (9438)               
 SPACE GHOST 45254             9   4     91         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOB 28812                     7   1  2  90         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
-BLAST 47441                   8   4     75         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   
 WON TWO MANI 27544            9   4     73         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 TRIPWIRE 10345                7   9     72         THE WILLBURYS 47 (1525)   
-RUN SILENT 43586              7   1     70         ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   
-THE RIVER 40619               7   0     68         ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591            8   2     67         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUCKABLE BINKY 43937          7   6     66         INQUISITION 06B17 (7377)  
 GIZZARD 32997                 6   2     65         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 I GET AROUND 46617            5   6     65         STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  
-SERGEANT 27 55428            11  15     62         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
 ONESIMUS 43355                5   2     61         LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)     
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        11   6  1  60         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-NOBODY HOME 53135             2   2     60         ROOKIE PINK 59 (8963)     
-GRUNT 90 48961                5   0  1  59         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 NOLAJ 12527                   7   3     58         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
 SCATHE 23548                  4   1     58         S IS FOR... (3759)        
 RICH 'N' RARE 11443           7   4     57         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
 WILDCAT 33116                 5   6     57         ARIZONA'S FINEST #5 (5464)
 FRONTSIDE GRIND 6546          3   4     57         SKATE DRAGONS (917)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORREY 11756                  6   4  1  53         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
 TOY HORSEY 45013              6   3     53         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 KELSEY 11423                  5   5     52         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
-BLUE ORCCHID 36659            5   3     50         MOTHERSHIP (6052)         
 LELLOW YEDBETTER 27676        3   1     49         TALONS TV'S (4499)        
-JAMES MILLS 55323             8  13     48         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-WAKE FOREST 54796             5   4     48         SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
-EMERALD TWIST 37689           3   2     48         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296           4   2     46         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
 YANG 24665                    4   4     46         Y IS FOR ... (3933)       
-SOLDIER 32 55357              6   7  1  45         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
-MIDNIGHT RAMBLER 46504        5   0     42         STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)  
-VEXATION 27213                4   3     42         BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     
-DAGAN 44733                   4   5     42         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
-HOST OF ANGELS 40628          5   4     41         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
-ENTRANA 45405                 3   3  1  41         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-WITH FRIENDS 36855            2   1     41         IT'S ALL GOOD 08 (6090)   
 CLOWN LOACH 27572             4   2     40         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   
 MIXED EMOTIONS 46678          3   3     40         STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  
-SENTINEL 53941                1   1     40         LITTLE THINGS (9115)      
 SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          5   4     38         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 GODSLAYER 53475               2   1     38         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 BEARDED KELTIR 30685          5   2  1  36         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
-JESTER 43056                  4   4     36         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         7   6     35         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POONINEY VEGINIE 35325        5   1     33         NEW YORK, NEW YORK (5819) 
 OJOM 11396                    3   3     33         WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       
 TEMPE TC! 46708               3   1     33         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
-FALADOR 45404                 2   5     33         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 AMADEUS 37852                 2   0     33         MY DVDS (6283)            
-GREAT SPITE 29540             2   1     33         TALONS TV'S (4499)        
 BOTHEMUS 48576                1   4     33         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     
-CLEAR 48980                   1   0     33         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  
 BLUES BROTHER 28842           2   0     32         THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  
 QUADZILLA 24967               2   3  1  31         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
 DARK CIRCLE 28828             2   2     30         THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             1   3     30         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
-CRUISER ION 32979             2   1     28         PSU RADIO (5441)          
 DAVALON 12220                 4   7     27         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD FLAME 56144               3   1     23         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 FLOYD > FLOUNDER 30954        2   3     23         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-FALCON 32980                  2   0  1  22         PSU RADIO (5441)          
-JERRY 33506                   1   3     22         SEINFELDISM (5539)        
-JOE MANN 48950                4   6  1  21         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-THE BRAVERY 36666             2   1     21         COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    
-PROSPERITY 33174              1   1  1  21         LIFE IS GOOD! (5475)      
-GRUNT 60 48881                1   1  1  19         MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  
-SLOSHER 37841                 1   0  1  18         DRUNK AS A ... (6281)     
 FOG 33323                     1   0     17         WATCH OUT! (5503)         
 LITTLE ODD LOUT 54621         1   0     17         ECCENTRIC (9212)          
 YEAH YEAH YEAH 32998          1   2     16         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 JAPAN AIR 6545                2   4     14         SKATE DRAGONS (917)       
-GOSSTOPPER 9520               1   0     12         CANDY LAND (1418)         
-MOTHER EARTH 39232            1   1  1   9         BLACKENED (6523)          
 FOSTER THE PEOPLE 56176       2   2      8         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 TUG BOAT TALON 32694          1   1      8         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-STRANGELOVE 32996             1   1      8         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-SPARK 52292                   1   1      8         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   
-RUBY ANGEL 37690              1   0      6         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  
-SMOLDERING DECAY 39229        0   2      6         BLACKENED (6523)          
 PERFECT STORM 32838           1   1      5         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
 BLOW TORCH 51972              0   4      4         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832)  
 PAID 54489                    0   1      1         EARN (9186)               

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOBLEN THE NET 30953    0  2 0 AN ARCANE SEA 5086   QUADZILLA 24967       320   
STAFF OF FIRE 45011     0  1 0 ARCANE TREASURE 7569 BANDIT PRINCE         320  NONE
BLAH #2 56205           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 SPYMASTER             320  NONE
MEAT PUPPETS 56206      0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 DARK CHAMPION         320  NONE
STINGER 32995           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 GRUNT 60 48881        318   
SNAP 52296              1  1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  7973 PROSPERITY 33174      319   
SKIRT 53543             1  1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  9036 FALCON 32980          319   
MARFLY 56128            2  1 0 KCR COLLEGE RAD 3879 KID SENSATION 35344   316  NOT REVENGED
AA 56086                0  1 0 LUCROCIANS FTF0 4938 SPYMASTER             320  NONE
AA 30140                0  1 0 LUCROCIANS FTF0 4938 DARK CHAMPION         320  NONE
AAABA 30141             0  1 0 LUCROCIANS FTF0 4938 SHEWISH GIANT         320  NONE
RELLEKA 45406           1  6 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 CORREY 11756          319   
RUN LIKE HELL 52904     5  4 0 ROOKIE PINK 13 8917  BOB 28812             320   
TILEX 52718             1  1 0 SILVER KNIGHTS  8758 SLOSHER 37841         319   
360 TAIL GRAB 56200     0  1 0 SKATE DRAGONS 917    MOUNTAIN TROLL        320  NONE
540 56199               0  1 0 SKATE DRAGONS 917    BLACK ORC             320  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROCKET AIR 56201        0  1 0 SKATE DRAGONS 917    ARENAMASTER           320  NONE
BOOYAH!! 56141          0  1 0 TALONS TV'S 4499     WURM KIN              320  NONE
RICK JONES 56140        0  1 0 TALONS TV'S 4499     HIGH ELF              320  NONE
THE ONSPRING 27677      1  2 1 TALONS TV'S 4499     HIGH ELF              320  NONE
PEARL DROP 37687        0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  6252 MOTHER EARTH 39232    318   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE ONSPRING was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
360 TAIL GRAB was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MEAT PUPPETS was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STAFF OF FIRE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
ROCKET AIR was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH #2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
RICK JONES was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BOOYAH!! was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
AAABA was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
AA was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
540 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
AA was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TARTAR SAUCE! overpowered LOGAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ONESIMUS was overpowered by CHERRY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GODSLAYER viciously subdued DARK CIRCLE in a 8 minute Challenge conflict.
NOSE HAIR savagely defeated TENNIS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Title brawl.
BEAST OF BURDEN overpowered TRIPWIRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOOKS IN YOU was devastated by SPACE GHOST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
I GET AROUND was overpowered by DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WASHINGTON viciously subdued NOLAJ in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
RUN LIKE HELL was executed by BOB in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GIZZARD overpowered BEARDED KELTIR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WON TWO MANI devastated LELLOW YEDBETTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CORREY lost to SCATHE in a 1 minute match.
RICH 'N' RARE overpowered MIXED EMOTIONS in a 2 minute uneven fray.
YANG viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute brutal contest.
PEACE was narrowly defeated by WILDCAT in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
KELSEY narrowly defeated TEMPE TC! in a 3 minute fight.
CLOWN LOACH won victory over BOTHEMUS in a 2 minute fight.
FRONTSIDE GRIND was defeated by TOY HORSEY in a 1 minute match.
FLOYD > FLOUNDER was viciously subdued by SLICE 'N' DICE in a 3 minute bout.
OJOM overpowered JAPAN AIR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
QUADZILLA easily killed NOBLEN THE NET in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
DAVALON was overpowered by AMADEUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLUES BROTHER overpowered BLOW TORCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OLD FLAME defeated FOSTER THE PEOPLE in a 3 minute brutal fight.
YEAH YEAH YEAH beat PERFECT STORM in a 4 minute beginner's bout.
TUG BOAT TALON was demolished by LITTLE ODD LOUT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
FOG overpowered PAID in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW        43 -  42 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  26 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  23 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  68 -  3      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  22 -  2      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  63 -  4      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  23 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  61 -  0       0  |

Turn 320 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              AIMED BLOW         3 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BEAST OF BURDEN -19104      6   5  1  108 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)
LUNGING ATTACK   DRIVE-BY-TRUCKERS 24321    12   5  0   95 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SPACE GHOST -20282          9   4  0   91 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOB 28812                   7   1  2   90 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOOKS IN YOU -21945         8   2  0   67 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
STRIKING ATTACK  ONESIMUS -22181             5   2  0   61 LURCIAN6 TEM06 (7264)
AIMED BLOW       LELLOW YEDBETTER 27676      3   1  0   49 TALONS TV'S (4499)
TOTAL PARRY      CLOWN LOACH 27572           4   2  0   40 FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHERRY -9504.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DARK CIRCLE 28828.  The ten other most popular fighters were GODSLAYER -12061, 
NOSE HAIR 5344, WASHINGTON -18068, YANG 24665, SLICE 'N' DICE 11402, RICH 'N' RARE 
11443, PEACE -21175, TEMPE TC! -18828, OLD FLAME -9392, and YEAH YEAH YEAH -32538.

The least popular fighter this week was PAID -11047.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLOW TORCH -13564, DAVALON 12220, NOBLEN THE NET 30953, JAPAN AIR 6545, 
CORREY 11756, LELLOW YEDBETTER 27676, RUN LIKE HELL -12632, I GET AROUND -18919, 
LOGAN -9497, and AA -9450.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WEBBED TOES (82--26593) DREADFUL MATCHUPSOUTH

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI