DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2012    Duedate: 05/04/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 328

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GIZZARD
COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
(82-32997) [9-4-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COSTA RICA                     MINTA
MORE PLACES (5777)             WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)
(82-35078) [14-17-1,125]       (82-11427) [6-2-0,89]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SONY                           DARK IVY
BRANDS (8427)                  WOMEN OF DUELMASTERS (2405)
(82-50111) [7-13-0,99]         (82-15938) [2-12-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLACKENED (6523)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)        35 
2. BRANDS (8427)                 32 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724)
3. WISH LIST 2007 (7839)         29    Unchartered Team
4. LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)         26 
5. NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)         22    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)   8   0  0 100.   1/32*BLACKENED (6523)          3  1 1
 2- 2*FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)    4   0  0 100.   2/ 2 ERATTA1 (9085)            3  3 0
 3- 3*TRAVEL 3 (9167)            2   0  0 100.   3/48*WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     3  4 0
 4/ 0*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)        1   0  0 100.   4/ 0*SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        2  0 0
 5/ 0*OPPOSITES (9061)           1   0  0 100.   5/25 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   2  0 0
 6/ 0*GOLD GREED (8326)          1   0  0 100.   6/38*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  2  0 0
 7/ 0*I DISPISE THEM (4738)      1   0  0 100.   7/42 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        2  0 0
 8- 4 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    16   1  0 94.1   8/28*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        2  0 0
 9- 7 ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)      9   1  0 90.0   9/43 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        2  0 0
10/ 5 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 15   2  1 88.2  10- 1*DEVIATION (1697)          2  0 0
11/ 0*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         7   1  0 87.5  11/44 OUTTA MIND (1708)         2  0 0
12/ 6 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 10   2  2 83.3  12/46*NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
13/ 9 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   13   4  0 76.5  13/16 MORE PLACES (5777)        2  1 0
14/ 0*SHIRE-THAIN (7992)         9   3  0 75.0  14/ 0*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)       1  0 0
15-11*ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)      6   2  0 75.0  15/ 0*OPPOSITES (9061)          1  0 0
16/16*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)         6   2  0 75.0  16-19*TRAVEL 3 (9167)           1  0 0
17/ 8 FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    8   3  0 72.7  17- 3 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)  1  0 0
18-14*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)    5   2  0 71.4  18- 4*STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)   5   2  0 71.4  19-30*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  1  0 0
20-15*DEVIATION (1697)           5   2  0 71.4  20- 5 STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  1  0 0
21/13 ERATTA1 (9085)            21   9  1 70.0  21/ 0*GOLD GREED (8326)         1  0 0
22-18 WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)        7   3  0 70.0  22- 6*ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)   1  0 0
23-19 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     9   4  0 69.2  23- 7*ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   1  0 0
24-20 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    9   4  0 69.2  24- 8 ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     1  0 0
25-22 ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)      8   4  0 66.7  25- 9*CELTIC FROST (6160)       1  0 0
26/ 0 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     8   4  0 66.7  26/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  1  0 0
27-24 STONED ROOKIES 14 (7785)   9   5  1 64.3  27/ 0 MOVIN' ON (6326)          1  0 0
28/ 0*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)         9   5  1 64.3  28-33 ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     1  0 0
29/ 0 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       9   5  0 64.3  29-34 ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     1  0 0
30/17 LINEAGE 2 (5033)           7   4  1 63.6  30-10 MY FAMILY (5797)          1  0 0
31-25 ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)    7   4  0 63.6  31-35 FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    1  0 0
32/31 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        10   6  0 62.5  32-12*FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)   1  0 0
33/21 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       10   6  0 62.5  33/ 0*I DISPISE THEM (4738)     1  0 0
34-27*ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)    5   3  0 62.5  34/ 0*6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        1  0 0
35-29 ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)      8   5  0 61.5  35/ 0 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 1  0 0
36/35 OUTTA MIND (1708)          9   6  1 60.0  36-39 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    1  0 0
37/12*BRAVE AND FOOLISH (4492)   3   2  1 60.0  37/ 0*WHETSTONE Q (1821)        1  0 0
38-33 INQUISITION B33 (7415)     7   5  0 58.3  38-13 WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       1  0 0
39/30 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    11   8  1 57.9  39-41 WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  0 0
40-36*CELTIC FROST (6160)        4   3  0 57.1  40-14 STRIPPERS (9436)          1  1 0
41/28*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)    5   4  0 55.6  41-45*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    1  1 0
42-37 STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)   6   5  0 54.5  42-15 INQUISITION B33 (7415)    1  1 0
43-38 WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        7   6  0 53.8  43/24 LINEAGE 2 (5033)          1  1 0
44/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)   8   7  1 53.3  44/11 FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   1  1 0
45/40 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         8   7  0 53.3  45/ 0*LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     1  1 0
46-39 STRIPPERS (9436)          66  58  4 53.2  46/26 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 1  1 0
47/50*BLACKENED (6523)           5   5  2 50.0  47/37*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   1  1 0
48/ 0*UNO 4WF (4001)             2   2  0 50.0  48/ 0*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        1  1 0
49/ 0*FTF LOOKS (9051)           1   1  0 50.0  49/27 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       1  1 0
50/ 0*LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)      1   1  0 50.0  50/29 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 1  1 0
51/ 0 MOVIN' ON (6326)          11  13  0 45.8  51/47 BRANDS (8427)             1  2 0
52/43 MORE PLACES (5777)        48  57  2 45.7  52/17 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    1  2 0
53-42*MY DVDS (6283)             5   6  0 45.5  53/49 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  3 0
54/49*WISH LIST 2007 (7839)      9  11  0 45.0  54/ 0*PSU RADIO (5441)          1  4 0
55-46*STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)   4   5  0 44.4  55/ 0*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   1  4 0
56-47 MY FAMILY (5797)          15  19  0 44.1  56/36*BRAVE AND FOOLISH (4492)  0  2 0
57-48 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)   6   8  1 42.9  57/56*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  2 0
58/53*NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)      5   7  0 41.7  58/40 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    0  2 0
59/ 0*WHETSTONE Q (1821)         2   3  0 40.0  59-50*ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN (8861) 0  1 0
60/ 0*PSU RADIO (5441)           6  10  1 37.5  60-51*ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     0  1 0
61/54 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    12  21  0 36.4  61/ 0*FTF LOOKS (9051)          0  1 0
62/56 BRANDS (8427)              7  13  0 35.0  62-58*BAD MEN (9216)            0  1 0
63-55 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     5  10  0 33.3  63-52 STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  0  1 0
64/51*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       3   6  1 33.3  64-53 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    0  1 0
65/ 0 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  7  17  0 29.2  65-54 ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   0  1 0
66/58 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)     4  10  0 28.6  66-31 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   0  1 0
67-59*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)     1   3  0 25.0  67-55*MY DVDS (6283)            0  1 0
68/ 0*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    1   5  0 16.7  68/ 0*KING OF KINGS (3562)      0  1 0
69-60*ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN (8861)  0   2  0  0.0  69/ 0*UNO 4WF (4001)            0  1 0
70/ 0*KING OF KINGS (3562)       0   2  0  0.0  70/ 0 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    0  1 0
71-61*BAD MEN (9216)             0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, DEVIATION, since BLACKENED 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Welcome Wench and join BLACKENED's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  1st place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for WISH LIST 
2007's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 2-1-0 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join FLYING DINGOS 
17's celebration over their good record this turn.  5th place, not bad.  If The 
Welcome Wench is buying drinks for THE WILLBURYS I 2's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Welcome Wench and join WORLDSPAN 6's celebration over their good 
record this turn.  7th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for 
WORLDSPAN 7's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join 
WORLDSPAN 1's celebration over their good record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  If 
The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for OUTTA MIND's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Welcome Wench and join NUCLEAR WASTES' celebration over their good record 
this turn.  12th place, not bad.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
LINEAGE 2, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 19 into 43rd.  Here's my pity, for what it's 
worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  FLYING DINGOS 28 has fallen to 44th place 
after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  THE WILLBURYS 
VIII is on the way down, falling to 46th from 26th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  WORLDSPAN 16 has fallen to 49th place after going 0-1-0 
this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for 
SUPERIOR HORDE 333J, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 21 into 50th.  Here's my pity, for 
what it's worth.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  WENSINWASIN 728 has fallen to 
52nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Look out below!  BRAVE 
AND FOOLISH is on the way down, falling to 56th from 36th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha! 
Oh, this is too good to be true!  THE WILLBURYS I has fallen to 58th place after 
going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see SONY win a fight and gain 32 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SONY beat NOSE HAIR 
and NOSE HAIR lost 53 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as GIZZARD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  DWES 
EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  INQUISITION B33 the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BRANDS.  Ha ha ha ha!  COSTA 
RICA was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, COSTA RICA 
was challenged by YING, who was ranked 30 points below her.  And, oof!  YING saw 
stars around its helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the crowds, I 
might add.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  And now a passing thought on a warrior 
dying young (KANGA ROO of BRAVE AND FOOLISH):  You had your chance and now you're 
dead.  Oh well...  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of DWES EG.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIZZARD 32997                 9   4    104         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COSTA RICA 35078             14  17  1 125         MORE PLACES (5777)        
 WON TWO MANI 27544           13   4    114         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
-KANGAROO JACKIE 27522        16   1    104         FLYING DINGOS 8 (4474)    
 SONY 50111                    7  13     99         BRANDS (8427)             

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE RIVER 40619               9   1     95         ROOKIE CULT 30 (6780)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINTA 11427                   6   2     89         WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        
 YING 53792                    9   4  1  87         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-BILE ON THE BULLET 40594      8   5     87         ROOKIE CULT 25 (6775)     
 EMERALD TWIST 37689           6   2     85         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  
 CORREY 11756                  9   6  1  84         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
 BLUES BROTHER 28842           5   2     83         THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  
 BOB 28812                    10   2  2  80         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
 RICH 'N' RARE 11443          10   6     80         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        
-MIXED EMOTIONS 46678          5   4     79         STONED ROOKIES 62 (7833)  
-HINDSIGHT 44169               7   5     76         INQUISITION B33 (7415)    
-RUNNING FREE 43432            9   4     75         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-SOLDIER 1 43571               5   2     75         ROOKIE MAIDEN 31 (7307)   
 KELSEY 11423                  8   7     71         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
 CLOWN LOACH 27572             8   3     68         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   
-QUEST FOR FIRE 43478          5   3     68         ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)   
-MO 35197                      4   6     67         MY FAMILY (5797)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIDNIGHT RAMBLER 46504        8   0     66         STONED ROOKIES 28 (7799)  
 MILFORD 38111                 7   4     66         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 MONTY BURNS 55805             4   3     66         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
-I GET AROUND 46617            6   8  1  65         STONED ROOKIES 50 (7821)  
 RASCALLY MOOSE 11409         10   6     64         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
 LAME DWAYNE 12534             9   5     64         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
 RED MONICA 28272              4  10     64         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    
-HOST OF ANGELS 40628          8   4     63         ROOKIE CULT 31 (6781)     
 YANG 53793                    5   2     63         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 CRUISER ION 32979             4   2     63         PSU RADIO (5441)          
 NOLAJ 12527                   8   4     62         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
-HOOKS IN YOU 43591            9   4     61         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
 TWINS 25073                   4   4     60         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
-BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       3   0     60         DEVIATION (1697)          
 PAIRS 25072                   5   1  1  57         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMADEUS 37852                 5   3     56         MY DVDS (6283)            
-OJOM 11396                    7   3     54         WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       
 OLD FLAME 56144               5   1     54         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
-RUN SILENT 43586              7   4     53         ROOKIE MAIDEN 34 (7310)   
 BEARDED KELTIR 30685          7   4  1  50         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
-SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          6   6     45         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 SHARPSHOOTER 10093            7   5  1  44         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
 DARK IVY 15938                2  12     44         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
-OFF MY CLOUD 46557            4   5     42         STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  
 DARK CIRCLE 28828             5   4     41         THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   
 TEMPE TC! 46708               4   2     40         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 WILD 25045                    2   2     40         UNO 4WF (4001)            
-FLOYD 106 53161               4   2     36         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     
 SWEET 25058                   2   0     36         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
 PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996           1   1     36         MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAVALON 12220                 5  10     33         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
-ELEAP 37213                   4   3     32         CELTIC FROST (6160)       
 EVOLUTION'S END 39231         2   1  1  31         BLACKENED (6523)          
-AIGROEG 27576                 3   0     28         FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)   
 KID CUDI 56222                1   4     27         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK DIAMOND 28171           1   0     21         LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OFF TO TOWN 54394             2   0     20         TRAVEL 3 (9167)           
 FERUMBRAS TOOK 47565          2   1     20         SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        
 RILLION'S BEARD 53621         1   1     20         FTF LOOKS (9051)          
-HELLS CUCINA 11701            2   0     19         DEVIATION (1697)          
 FRIGID CHILL 56198            2   0     18         BLACKENED (6523)          
 STEVE'S IDEA 11777            1   6     15         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
 THE SANDMAN 29043             1   0     15         I DISPISE THEM (4738)     
 ARAGORN 22402                 0   2     14         KING OF KINGS (3562)      
 FALCON 32980                  2   1  1  12         PSU RADIO (5441)          
 ISUMBRAS TOOK 47564           1   2     12         SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        
 QUAGMIRE 47405                1   0     11         WHETSTONE Q (1821)        
 FALICY 53654                  1   0     10         WHETSTONE 6F (9057)       
 AWAKE SKEPTIC 53670           1   0     10         OPPOSITES (9061)          
 AU 49538                      1   0      9         GOLD GREED (8326)         
-PITCHFORK 50723               1   3      6         THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    
-JACK FROST 52597              0   2      6         ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN (8861) 
 LITTLE ARMY K 28172           0   1      5         LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KANGA ROO 27613         3  2 1 BRAVE AND FOOLI 4492 EVOLUTION'S END 39231 328   
SLOSHER 37841           3  2 1 DRUNK AS A ... 6281  GODSLAYER 53475       325   
BEALE ST 29998          0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 STONE GOLEM           328  NONE
CRACELAND 29997         0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 MOUNTAIN TROLL        328  NONE
ELVIS PRESLEY 29995     0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 HIGH ELF              328  NONE
THE PYRAMID 30000       0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 ARENAMASTER           328  NONE
SNORKLE 56208           0  1 0 PSU RADIO 5441       SPYMASTER             328  NONE
THE COMAS 56207         0  1 0 PSU RADIO 5441       BLACK ORC             328  NONE
UGLY DUCKLING 56260     0  1 0 PSU RADIO 5441       HIGH ELF              328  NONE
LELLOW YEDBETTE 27676   4  2 0 TALONS TV'S 4499     I GET AROUND 46617    324  NOT REVENGED
SHORTY 56143            0  1 0 WISH LIST 2007 7839  HIGH ELF              328  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ELVIS PRESLEY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
UGLY DUCKLING was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SHORTY was barely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
THE COMAS was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
SNORKLE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
THE PYRAMID was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
BEALE ST was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRACELAND was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
YING was overcome by COSTA RICA in a action packed 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BOB was vanquished by GIZZARD in a 1 minute uneven Title duel.
NOSE HAIR was savagely defeated by SONY in a popular 2 minute gory expert's duel.
WON TWO MANI overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MINTA overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLOWN LOACH slimly lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
RASCALLY MOOSE was demolished by EMERALD TWIST in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CORREY overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOLAJ was viciously subdued by CRUISER ION in a action packed 1 minute brutal duel.
LAME DWAYNE was devastated by MONTY BURNS in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
TWINS was overpowered by MILFORD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RICH 'N' RARE savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 3 minute bloody match.
BLUES BROTHER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
KELSEY outwaited RED MONICA in a action packed 7 minute veteran's match.
SHARPSHOOTER lost to PAIRS in a 1 minute fray.
BEARDED KELTIR was viciously subdued by YANG in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
DARK CIRCLE was overpowered by OLD FLAME in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEMPE TC! vanquished KID CUDI in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
PIGGLY WIGGLY won victory over RILLION'S BEARD in a action packed 4 minute bout.
DARK IVY beat WILD in a exciting 3 minute fray.
FRIGID CHILL overcame ARAGORN in a 1 minute duel.
EVOLUTION'S END killed KANGA ROO in a 1 minute fight.
SWEET overpowered STEVE'S IDEA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FALCON was defeated by BLACK DIAMOND in a 2 minute match.
ISUMBRAS TOOK demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FERUMBRAS TOOK overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LITTLE ARMY K was unbelievably bested by AU in a 4 minute amateur's match.
QUAGMIRE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
FALICY overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AWAKE SKEPTIC demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE SANDMAN demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    63 -  55 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  32 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  50 -  4      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        37 -  52 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  22 -  1      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 328 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GIZZARD -32539              9   4  0  104 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
STRIKING ATTACK  YING -11744                 9   4  1   87 ERATTA1 (9085)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUES BROTHER 28842         5   2  0   83 THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOB 28812                  10   2  2   80 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694)
TOTAL PARRY      KELSEY 11423                8   7  0   71 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)
AIMED BLOW       MONTY BURNS -9731           4   3  0   66 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
PARRY-STRIKE     DARK CIRCLE 28828           5   4  0   41 THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SONY -15425.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DARK IVY 15938.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996, KELSEY 
11423, SONY -15425, RED MONICA 28272, WILD 25045, RICH 'N' RARE 11443, YANG -11743, 
CLOWN LOACH 27572, LITTLE ARMY K 28172, and BEALE ST 29998.

The least popular fighter this week was AU -15998.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STEVE'S IDEA 11777, RILLION'S BEARD -11915, KID CUDI -9314, TWINS 
25073, RASCALLY MOOSE 11409, BOB 28812, SNORKLE -9328, UGLY DUCKLING -9276, ELVIS 
PRESLEY 29995, and AWAKE SKEPTIC -11866.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NOSE HAIR (82-5344) SUPERIOR HORDE 333J