DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2012    Duedate: 06/01/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 330

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TRANGLOTH
BLACK HOLD (1320)
(82-11139) [9-6-1,172]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TRANGLOTH                      CRUISER ION
BLACK HOLD (1320)              PSU RADIO (5441)
(82-11139) [9-6-1,172]         (82-32979) [5-3-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SONY                           YOU KNOW ME!
BRANDS (8427)                  O.P.P. (5822)
(82-50111) [8-14-0,104]        (82-35340) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WISH LIST 2007 (7839)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLACK HOLD (1320)             101
2. RESSURRECTION (2508)          69    6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)
3. SUNNYDALE (1485)              47    Unchartered Team
4. MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)       35 
5. ERATTA1 (9085)                33    WHETSTONE 8T (9059)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   6   0  1 100.   1/ 1 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     4  3 0
 2/ 3*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)        3   0  0 100.   2- 5*SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        3  1 0
 3- 2*TRAVEL 3 (9167)            3   0  0 100.   3/ 0*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      3  2 1
 4- 4*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)        1   0  0 100.   4/17 ERATTA1 (9085)            3  3 0
 5- 5*GOLD GREED (8326)          1   0  0 100.   5/18*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   3  7 0
 6/ 0*RED IS ROUGH (8451)        1   0  0 100.   6- 4*BLACKENED (6523)          2  0 1
 7- 6*HOW WE DO! (5825)          1   0  0 100.   7/21*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       2  0 0
 8- 8 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 15   2  1 88.2   8- 7*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  2  0 0
 9- 9 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 10   2  2 83.3   9- 2 MORE PLACES (5777)        2  0 0
10-10*FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)    4   1  0 80.0  10- 3 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   2  0 0
11-11 FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   14   4  0 77.8  11- 9*WHETSTONE Q (1821)        2  0 0
12-13*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)         6   2  0 75.0  12/34*KING OF KINGS (3562)      2  1 1
13-14 FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)    8   3  0 72.7  13/49 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
14-15 WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)        8   3  0 72.7  14/50 BRANDS (8427)             2  1 0
15-16*SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        10   4  0 71.4  15/52 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    2  1 0
16/22*WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)    5   2  0 71.4  16/53*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   2  4 0
17-17*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)   5   2  0 71.4  17/19 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    2  7 0
18/12 6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)         7   3  0 70.0  18/56*PSU RADIO (5441)          2  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   39  18  1 68.4  19-20*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)       1  0 0
20-20 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 13   6  0 68.4  20- 6*TRAVEL 3 (9167)           1  0 0
21/23 ERATTA1 (9085)            23  11  1 67.6  21-22 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
22-21 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  12   6  1 66.7  22-23 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  0 0
23-24*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)         9   5  1 64.3  23-24 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 1  0 0
24-25 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)       9   5  0 64.3  24-25*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  0 0
25-26 LINEAGE 2 (5033)           7   4  1 63.6  25-26 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  0 0
26-27 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       10   6  0 62.5  26-27 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  0 0
27-28 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        10   6  0 62.5  27-28*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  0 0
28-29 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)     8   5  0 61.5  28-29*GOLD GREED (8326)         1  0 0
29-30 OUTTA MIND (1708)          9   6  1 60.0  29/ 0*RED IS ROUGH (8451)       1  0 0
30-31*BRAVE AND FOOLISH (4492)   3   2  1 60.0  30-31 MOVIN' ON (6326)          1  0 0
31/ 0*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)      3   2  0 60.0  31-32*HOW WE DO! (5825)         1  0 0
32-33 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    11   8  1 57.9  32- 8*THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  1  0 0
33-34 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   8   6  0 57.1  33/ 0*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     1  0 0
34-35 WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)        8   6  0 57.1  34/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)          1  0 0
35-36*THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)   9   7  1 56.2  35-10 WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       1  0 0
36/ 0*BAD INTENTIONS (9022)      5   4  1 55.6  36-11 WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       1  0 0
37-37*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)    5   4  0 55.6  37-12 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        1  0 0
38-38 WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)         8   7  0 53.3  38-13*WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        1  0 0
39/ 0 BLACK HOLD (1320)         25  22  1 53.2  39-14 WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        1  0 0
40/ 0 SUNNYDALE (1485)         113 102  1 52.6  40-16 OUTTA MIND (1708)         1  0 0
41-41 FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)    7   7  0 50.0  41-35*OPPOSITES (9061)          1  1 0
42-42*BLACKENED (6523)           5   5  2 50.0  42/66*WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   1  1 0
43-43*WHETSTONE Q (1821)         3   3  0 50.0  43-42*I DISPISE THEM (4738)     1  1 0
44/65*KING OF KINGS (3562)       2   2  1 50.0  44-43*DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        1  1 0
45-44*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   2   2  0 50.0  45-45 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405) 1  1 0
46-45*THE WILBURYS XIII (4691)   2   2  0 50.0  46-51*LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     1  2 0
47-46*UNO 4WF (4001)             2   2  0 50.0  47/44 6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        1  2 0
48-47*FTF LOOKS (9051)           1   1  0 50.0  48-54 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     1  3 0
49-48*OPPOSITES (9061)           1   1  0 50.0  49/36*O.P.P. (5822)             1  4 0
50-50*I DISPISE THEM (4738)      1   1  0 50.0  50-55*WORLD BLADES (1662)       1  4 0
51-51 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     13  14  0 48.1  51-58 THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    0  2 0
52-52 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  7   8  1 46.7  52-63 THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   0  1 0
53-53 MORE PLACES (5777)        49  57  2 46.2  53/ 0*BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     0  1 0
54/ 0 RESSURRECTION (2508)      12  14  1 46.2  54-62*FTF LOOKS (9051)          0  1 0
55/40 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     11  13  0 45.8  55-68*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)  0  1 0
56-54 MOVIN' ON (6326)          11  13  0 45.8  56-65 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   0  1 0
57-55 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   5   6  1 45.5  57-67 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 0  1 0
58/57 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)      6   8  0 42.9  58-38 FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   0  1 0
59-56 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   9  13  0 40.9  59-39*FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)   0  1 0
60-58 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   13  21  0 38.2  60-69 FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   0  1 0
61/62 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)     6  10  0 37.5  61-57*BRAVE AND FOOLISH (4492)  0  1 0
62/61 BRANDS (8427)              8  14  0 36.4  62-70*THE WILBURYS XIII (4691)  0  1 0
63/59*PSU RADIO (5441)           7  14  1 33.3  63-40 THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 0  1 0
64/68*SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)    6  12  0 33.3  64-41*THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   0  1 0
65-63*WORLD BLADES (1662)        4   8  0 33.3  65-37 LINEAGE 2 (5033)          0  1 0
66-64*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)       3   6  1 33.3  66-71 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   0  1 0
67-66*LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)      1   2  0 33.3  67/ 0 TEE RAKS (3827)           0  1 0
68-67*GREEN AJAH (2747)          1   2  0 33.3  68-72*UNO 4WF (4001)            0  1 0
69/60 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    13  27  0 32.5  69-73*GREEN AJAH (2747)         0  1 0
70/ 0*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)       7  15  1 31.8  70/ 0 RESSURRECTION (2508)      0  1 0
71-69 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)     5  11  0 31.2  71-46 THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    0  1 0
72/ 0 TEE RAKS (3827)            4  10  1 28.6  72-74 ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      0  1 0
73-71 WOMEN OF DUELMASTE (2405)  7  18  0 28.0  73-59*OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      0  1 0
74/70*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    3   8  0 27.3  74/ 0 BLACK HOLD (1320)         0  1 0
75/ 0 THE SABBATS (745)          8  25  0 24.2  75-60 THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    0  1 0
76/49*O.P.P. (5822)              1   4  0 20.0  76-47 WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       0  1 0
77-73 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   12  74  1 14.0  77/ 0 THE SABBATS (745)         0  1 0
78-74*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)   0   8  0  0.0  78-48 SUPERIOR HORDE 333J (724) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for ERATTA1 
tonight, to honor their rise to 4th after this turns 2-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know 
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as MEMPHIS 
DELIGHTS' 3-8-0 has earned them 5th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys 
have for breakfast this morning?  WHETSTONE 8T has turned a 1-0-0 into 7th place from 
21st.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks 
for KING OF KINGS tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm. 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing 
as NUCLEAR WASTES' 6-8-0 has earned them 13th place in the ranks.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  BRANDS has turned a 1-0-0 into 14th 
place from 50th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying 
the drinks for WENSINWASIN 728 tonight, to honor their rise to 15th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping 
Blade, seeing as SQUARE DANCE RAP's 6-12-0 has earned them 16th place in the ranks.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  PSU RADIO has turned a 
1-3-0 into 18th place from 56th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying 
the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as WYRMS OF SCOURGE's 5-2-0 
has earned them 42nd place in the ranks.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for O.P.P. 
this turn, a 0-3-0 causing a 13 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a 
dry towel.  And let's see, TRANGLOTH fought SONY and gained 101 points and 
contributed to BLACK HOLD's 0-1-0.  OLD FLAME has lost to CRUISER ION, falling 18 
points, while helping make WISH LIST 2007 a 0-2-0 turn.  Due to hers absence and 
inability to defend the throne, COSTA RICA has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We 
should ask TRANGLOTH about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster 
does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster 
that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the ERATTA1 stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of?  And 
avoiding ERATTA1 more than any other team we find WENSINWASIN 728.  DWES EG, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was COLLEGE RADIO 3's warrior GIZZARD.  More fighters challenged it than 
challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that DWES EG has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRANGLOTH 11139               9   6  1 172         BLACK HOLD (1320)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WON TWO MANI 27544           14   4    120         FLYING DINGOS 17 (4479)   
 SIR BOYD 16531                5   9  1 107         RESSURRECTION (2508)      
-EMERALD TWIST 37689           7   2    106         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  
 SONY 50111                    8  14    104         BRANDS (8427)             
 SIR REPTICIOUS 10016          6   7    101         SUNNYDALE (1485)          
 YING 53792                   10   5  1  99         ERATTA1 (9085)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINTA 11427                   6   2     89         WORLDSPAN 7 (1661)        
 RED MONICA 28272              6  10     88         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    
-CORREY 11756                  9   6  1  84         OUTTA MIND (1708)         
 GIZZARD 32997                 9   6     83         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-BLUES BROTHER 28842           5   2     83         THE WILLBURYS I 2 (4700)  
-ROBERT NETT 48793            13   6     82         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
-BOB 28812                    10   2  2  80         THE WILLBURYS VIII (4694) 
-RICH 'N' RARE 11443          10   6     80         WORLDSPAN 1 (1664)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        12   6  1  79         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-KELSEY 11423                  8   7     71         WORLDSPAN 6 (1660)        
-GRUNT 90 48961                6   0  1  71         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
-CLOWN LOACH 27572             8   3     68         FLYING DINGOS 28 (4484)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MILFORD 38111                 7   4     66         MOVIN' ON (6326)          
 TEMPE TC! 46708               5   3     66         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 CRUISER ION 32979             5   3     66         PSU RADIO (5441)          
-SPINACH 10346                 4   1     66         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
 PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996           3   1     65         MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   
-RASCALLY MOOSE 11409         10   6     64         WORLDSPAN 16 (1657)       
-LAME DWAYNE 12534             9   5     64         ARDUIN REDONE (1839)      
-OJOM 11396                    8   3     63         WORLDSPAN 13 (1654)       
-NOLAJ 12527                   8   5     63         THE WILLBURYS Q (1783)    
 TATTIANA 53660                3   0     63         WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       
-TWINS 25073                   4   4     60         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        
-(C)EE (J)AY 56020            10   4     58         THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)   
-PAIRS 25072                   5   1  1  57         DOUBLES 4WL (4007)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOLDIER 32 55357              7   7  1  54         MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 
-TUBA 27605                    6   6     54         FLYING DINGOS 98 (4491)   
 SMAUG 48301                   5   2     53         WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   
 YANG 53793                    6   3     52         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 GODSLAYER 53475               5   4  1  52         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 MONTY BURNS 55805             5   4     52         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
-JAMES MILLS 55323             9  13     51         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         8   6     51         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-BEARDED KELTIR 30685          7   4  1  50         LINEAGE 2 (5033)          
-SLICE 'N' DICE 11402          7   6     50         WORLDSPAN 15 (1656)       
 OLD FLAME 56144               6   2     48         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
-DARK IVY 15938                2  13     45         WOMEN OF DUELMASTER (2405)
-SHARPSHOOTER 10093            7   5  1  44         THE WILLBURYS I (1494)    
-DARK CIRCLE 28828             5   4     41         THE WILLBURYS IV (4697)   
-WILD 25045                    2   2     40         UNO 4WF (4001)            
 SWEET 25058                   2   2     38         6 TO GO 4WJ (4004)        
 KID CUDI 56222                2   5     36         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-DAVALON 12220                 5  11     34         THE WILLBURYS X (1781)    
 ARAGORN 22402                 2   2  1  34         KING OF KINGS (3562)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD > FLOUNDER 30954        3   3     32         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
 PUY 23984                     4  10  1  31         TEE RAKS (3827)           
-EVOLUTION'S END 39231         2   1  1  31         BLACKENED (6523)          
-JOE MANN 48950                5   6  1  28         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 ICKY BEATS 35350              3   4     27         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 EQUINOX 11130                 3   4     25         THE SABBATS (745)         
-FERUMBRAS TOOK 47565          3   1     25         SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        
 CAT SKINNER 35411             1   2     25         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
-OFF TO TOWN 54394             3   0     24         TRAVEL 3 (9167)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AIGROEG 27576                 3   1     23         FLYING DINGOS 31 (4485)   
-CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         2   2     21         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
-BLACK DIAMOND 28171           1   0     21         LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     
-PERU 56136                    1   0     20         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
-RILLION'S BEARD 53621         1   1     20         FTF LOOKS (9051)          
 SLACKMOZER 19658              3   0     19         DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     
-QUAGMIRE 47405                2   0     19         WHETSTONE Q (1821)        
-FRIGID CHILL 56198            2   0     18         BLACKENED (6523)          
-ALANNA 17959                  0   2     18         GREEN AJAH (2747)         
 TUG BOAT TALON 32694          2   1  1  16         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRANKY CRANE 11436            1   1     16         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
-STEVE'S IDEA 11777            1   6     15         OUTTA ROLLUPS (1712)      
 FALCON 32980                  2   2  1  13         PSU RADIO (5441)          
-ISUMBRAS TOOK 47564           1   3     11         SHIRE-THAIN (7992)        
-FALICY 53654                  1   0     10         WHETSTONE 6F (9057)       
 HIGH TIDE 56217               1   0     10         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-PURPLE HAZE 35354             1   0     10         HOW WE DO! (5825)         
-AU 49538                      1   0      9         GOLD GREED (8326)         
 YOU KNOW ME! 35340            1   1      8         O.P.P. (5822)             
-JINKY 11432                   1   1      8         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
-AWAKE SKEPTIC 53670           1   1      8         OPPOSITES (9061)          
-THE SANDMAN 29043             1   1      8         I DISPISE THEM (4738)     
-LITTLE ARMY K 28172           0   2      6         LORDS OF YOUTH (4587)     
 PERFECT STORM 32838           1   2      5         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
 STOP 50246                    1   0      5         RED IS ROUGH (8451)       
 TALON TRIANGLE 32839          0   1      5         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      TUG BOAT TALON 32694  330  NONE
KANGA ROO 27613         3  2 1 BRAVE AND FOOLI 4492 EVOLUTION'S END 39231 328   
BIG BOY 56282           0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 BANDIT PRINCE         330  NONE
CHEAP BOOZE 56281       0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 ARENAMASTER           330  NONE
RAY GUN 56283           0  1 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 BANDIT PRINCE         330  NONE
HIT IT! 35338           0  1 0 O.P.P. 5822          SPYMASTER             330  NONE
PROPERTY 35342          0  1 0 O.P.P. 5822          STONE GOLEM           330  NONE
OINK 56285              0  1 0 PSU RADIO 5441       ARENAMASTER           330  NONE
THUNDER STICK 56286     0  1 0 PSU RADIO 5441       DARK CHAMPION         330  NONE
CUTE 28797              1  1 0 THE WILBURYS XI 4691 ARAGORN 22402         329   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHEAP BOOZE was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
OINK was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
PROPERTY was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HIT IT! was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
RAY GUN was slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG BOY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
THUNDER STICK was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GIZZARD was overpowered by YING in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SONY handily defeated TRANGLOTH in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
RED MONICA defeated TEMPE TC! in a action packed 3 minute duel.
GODSLAYER was overpowered by PIGGLY WIGGLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLD FLAME was overpowered by CRUISER ION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TATTIANA demolished SIR BOYD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SMAUG bested KID CUDI in a exciting 2 minute battle.
MONTY BURNS devastated ICKY BEATS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIR REPTICIOUS handily defeated SWEET in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YANG overpowered PUY in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ARAGORN overpowered EQUINOX in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TUG BOAT TALON viciously butchered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute brutal fight.
FLOYD > FLOUNDER demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FALCON was overpowered by CAT SKINNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLACKMOZER bested PERFECT STORM in a 4 minute bout.
YOU KNOW ME! was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute novice vs. veteran duel.
STOP won victory over TALON TRIANGLE in a 4 minute amateur's fray.
HIGH TIDE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  24 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  49 -  3      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  43 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        37 -  42 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  23 -  2      32  |

Turn 330 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TRANGLOTH 11139             9   6  1  172 BLACK HOLD (1320)
LUNGING ATTACK   GIZZARD -32539              9   6  0   83 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
SLASHING ATTACK  TEMPE TC! -18828            5   3  0   66 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
AIMED BLOW       CRUISER ION -32557          5   3  0   66 PSU RADIO (5441)
TOTAL PARRY      GODSLAYER -12061            5   4  1   52 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SONY -15425.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
YOU KNOW ME! -30196.  The ten other most popular fighters were TEMPE TC! -18828, 
SMAUG -17235, SONY -15425, RED MONICA 28272, PERFECT STORM -32698, PROPERTY -30194, 
YING -11744, THUNDER STICK -9250, PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996, and KID CUDI -9314.

The least popular fighter this week was STOP -15290.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SLACKMOZER 19658, EQUINOX 11130, SWEET 25058, ICKY BEATS -30186, 
GIZZARD -32539, HIT IT! -30198, CHEAP BOOZE -9255, HIGH TIDE -9319, FALCON -32556, 
and PUY 23984.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

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