DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/28/2012    Duedate: 08/10/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 335

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRUISER ION
PSU RADIO (5441)
(82-32979) [6-4-0,84]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRUISER ION                    PIGGLY WIGGLY
PSU RADIO (5441)               MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)
(82-32979) [6-4-0,84]          (82-29996) [4-1-0,81]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      TATERS AND STUFF
A UNIT XVII (587)              BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)
(82-4393) [13-12-1,62]         (82-11456) [1-0-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PSU RADIO (5441)              27 
2. MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)       16    BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
3. NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)         15    Unchartered Team
4. TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)         13 
5. BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)      9     BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*NAME ME (9118)             3   0  0 100.   1/ 9*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   2  0 0
 2/ 0*BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)   2   0  1 100.   2/ 2 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
 3- 2*RED IS ROUGH (8451)        2   0  0 100.   3- 3 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    2  6 0
 4/ 5*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)    2   0  0 100.   4- 5*NAME ME (9118)            1  0 0
 5- 3*BAG END LORDS (5333)       2   0  0 100.   5- 7 LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     1  0 0
 6- 4*TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)     2   0  0 100.   6- 6*RED IS ROUGH (8451)       1  0 0
 7- 6*DARK TOADS 04G (4394)      1   0  0 100.   7/ 0 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     1  0 0
 8- 7*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)        5   1  0 83.3   8-10 DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    1  0 0
 9- 8 WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)    7   3  0 70.0   9-11*BAG END LORDS (5333)      1  0 0
10- 9 DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     8   4  1 66.7  10/ 0 PSU RADIO (5441)          1  0 0
11-10*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)      4   2  0 66.7  11-20 LUROCIANS III (5473)      1  0 0
12-11 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      13   7  0 65.0  12- 1*TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)    1  0 0
13-12*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)     5   3  0 62.5  13/ 0*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   1  0 0
14-13*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)      5   3  0 62.5  14-12*DARK TOADS 04G (4394)     1  0 0
15-14 LUROCIANS III (5473)      92  65  2 58.6  15-13*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     1  0 0
16-15*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    5   4  1 55.6  16-15*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     1  0 0
17-18 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    24  21  0 53.3  17/ 0*BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)  1  0 0
18/17 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)      7   7  1 50.0  18-17*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)      9  10  0 47.4  19-18 WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   1  1 0
20/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)        109 145  9 42.9  20-19 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      1  1 0
21-27*DARK RIVERS (4568)         3   5  0 37.5  21-23*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  1 0
22-28 LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)      4   7  0 36.4  22/24 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     0  3 0
23/ 0 PSU RADIO (5441)           8  16  1 33.3  23/ 0*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    0  1 0
24/ 0*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    4   8  0 33.3  24-29 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    0  1 0
25-29*DARK TOADS STL24 (6238)    1   2  0 33.3  25/ 0*BREIFCASE I (7585)        0  1 0
26-32 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    15  35  0 30.0  26-30*DARK TOADS STL24 (6238)   0  1 0
27/ 0 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     33 101  1 24.6  27-21*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    0  1 0
28/ 0*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)     1   4  0 20.0  28-31*DARK RIVERS (4568)        0  1 0
29/ 0*BREIFCASE I (7585)         0   1  0  0.0  29/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in DWES EG!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, TOO MUCH TRAVEL, but 
DARK TOADS JAN10 was just too good to be stopped.  LUROCIANS III like really fought 
hard to move up to 11th from 20th.  Way to go!  MVP award for CRUISER ION?  PSU 
RADIO's proud of it after beating NECROTICA and getting 27 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  NECROTICA got smashed by CRUISER ION, and lost 24 points!  What a 
putz!  GIZZARD fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said it was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome CRUISER ION.  Aren't PSU RADIO 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said DWES EG's Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  BAG END LORDS was DWES EG's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why DARK TOADS JAN10's 
been avoiding BAG END LORDS so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUISER ION 32979             6   4     84         PSU RADIO (5441)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CEMENT 47523                  9   6     91         LUROCIANS III (5473)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996           4   1     81         MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   
 MONTY BURNS 55805             8   6     80         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
-PRISONER 0211 36033           8   4  1  76         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
-TATTIANA 53660                5   1     69         WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUADZILLA 24967               4   4  1  63         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
 NECROTICA 4393               13  12  1  62         A UNIT XVII (587)         
 GODSLAYER 53475               7   7  1  61         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PINK EYE 33346                5   3     54         COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    
-BOTHEMUS 48576                3   4     51         LUROCIANS TO74 (8166)     
-VEXATION 27213                5   3     50         BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     
-SMAUG 48301                   7   3     40         WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KID CUDI 56222                2   8     34         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLACKMOZER 19658              4   0     30         DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     
-BIRD MAN 45258                4   3     29         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 PAUL THE TITAN 51138          2   5     29         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
 BASHER 41045                  2   0     25         DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   
-AVIS 34709                    2   0     24         TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOOKER T 27094                1   0     16         DARK TOADS 04G (4394)     
-FRODO BAGGINS 32305           2   0     15         BAG END LORDS (5333)      
-INDY 37606                    1   2     15         DARK TOADS STL24 (6238)   
 PITCHFORK 50723               1   4     13         THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    
-IKE 53958                     1   0     11         NAME ME (9118)            
-STOP 50246                    2   0      9         RED IS ROUGH (8451)       
 TATERS AND STUFF 11456        1   0      9         BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)  
-MICHAEL ACKBLOM 56071         1   1      8         DARK RIVERS (4568)        
 PASSPORT 45142                0   1      3         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
-IRON AND WINE 56290           0   2      2         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SIR REPTICIOUS 10016    7  8 0 SUNNYDALE 1485       MILFORD 38111         332   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GODSLAYER was devastated by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NECROTICA was vanquished by CRUISER ION in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
PIGGLY WIGGLY overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
PAUL THE TITAN devastated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BASHER devastated PITCHFORK in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TATERS AND STUFF savagely defeated PASSPORT in a 3 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  35 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        31 -  32 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  31 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  22 -  2      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 335 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CRUISER ION -32557          6   4  0   84 PSU RADIO (5441)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TATERS AND STUFF 11456.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIGGLY WIGGLY 
29996, CRUISER ION -32557, PAUL THE TITAN -14398, BASHER -24491, MONTY BURNS -9731, 
GODSLAYER -12061, NECROTICA 4393, PITCHFORK -14813, PASSPORT -20394, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PASSPORT -20394.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PITCHFORK -14813, NECROTICA 4393, GODSLAYER -12061, MONTY BURNS -9731, 
BASHER -24491, PAUL THE TITAN -14398, CRUISER ION -32557, PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996, TATERS 
AND STUFF 11456, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GIZZARD (82--32539) COLLEGE RADIO 3